Reading the detoxification formula, even I couldn't help but frown. Ye Lan next to me was even more embarrassed to lower her head
Mr. Lei Zhefu, are you sure this is a detoxification formula, not an aphrodisiac formula?
Ah…it should be correct…it should…
The five medicines in this recipe are all spoofs, namely the milk of the sacred fairy, the menstrual blood of the dark fairy, the golden water of the green forest fairy, the spring tide of the ocean fairy, and the last one is perverted, and need a loli's pubic hair?
Do you play tricks on me?
Where do loli have pubic hair?
Five kinds of fairies live in the world, and it is certainly not easy for ordinary people to find them. Only I have this group of female fairies at home. Collecting the first four kinds of medicines is easy to trick girls into bed, and I can also train them.
But what is that loli's pubic hair? It seems that only by moving out the loli's doctoral degree - the dying master can solve it
(Detoxification formula is available!
Put away the detoxification formula. Along the way, I asked Xiao Taozi about her current situation and also asked Princess Baoli Dou about my mother's family.
Listening to her words, I don’t seem to know that my mother has a sister, and I don’t know that the high priest
Nimeda's relationship with my family
Since today is a literary test, the trial venue has been changed from a military school to a palace conference hall. After passing through the long street of the imperial capital, we and five of us went straight to the entrance of the palace.
At 9:30 in the morning, I reluctantly came to the examination venue. One by one, I was crammed out of the examination hall, all of whom were struggling with different books, even Yashadu and Rislong didn't care about me.
It's just waiting for the execution, I don't like this atmosphere the most...
There is no set scope for the literature exam in the wedding competition, and there is no communiqué for any type of knowledge to be tested. You can get anything from all over the world.
Of course, most of the people present were reading military books, and some people read economic books. These two major items are popular test questions.
Everyone was scraping books, and I seemed too arrogant if I didn't scrape. In order to be more low-key, I took out a book from my waist to enrich my knowledge of biology.
At the ten o'clock, the bell for the exam rang, and my heart blew, and followed the candidates to enter the execution ground with fear.
This is the feeling again... Every time I see the test paper, my stomach will cramp, alas... I hope I won't...
My shoulders hurt and I found that the Ashadu evil spirit appeared beside me. I smiled lewdly with a ferocious face: Third brother is in a good mood today. Have you taken the medicine to stop vomiting?
I really want to slap him. Yashadu wants to slap me before the exam. I also slapped him on the shoulder vigorously and said with a smile: Good brother, thank you for your concern. I have taken all the diarrhea, headache medicine, and birth control pills.
Yashado's lips curled, and she left first with a smile
My shoulder was re-shooted again, and it was Jing Shuiyue, who was dressed as a man. She stuffed two notes into my hand and twisted her butt, and sneaked into the crowd mysteriously.
Ah?
Could it be cheating paper?
Developed!
Just when I was very fond of reading notes, it turned out to be two beauty pageants, and it was from tonight.
I suddenly remembered that tonight was the Huamei election for the toast festival. The top beauties at home and abroad are Putou. As the champion of the last time, Jingshuiyue was of course present.
I heard that these slogans are very expensive, so does she want to bribe me?
She should know that I am honest and honest...
Huh?
Before I walked into the trial field, I saw the contestants stuffed at the door and not going in, and most of them looked as if they were ashen. Prince Li Silong of Diyili was petrified at the door.
I felt bad, and I rushed in among the crowd and saw the royal hall full of square tables, and rows of ivory blocks were already placed on the table.
But when I saw the building blocks clearly, I found that it was...
I heard the exclamation from behind, and Yashadu screamed: Sparrow?
The young nobles in the south all became big and said: What's going on? Isn't this a sacred congress hall? When did the sparrow hall become?
A young man in purple and blue shirt walked out of the council hall. He had a blue belt on his left shoulder and a sword wrapped around his right waist. He should be about the same age as us, but his eyes were as fierce as an eagle.
When I was still guessing who this pink intestine was, he introduced himself: I, Toul, was ordered by the royal family to be the examiner of this competition, and I have never said that it was a written test.
Thinking of the dying old man's information, this Tule was trained by Willie VI. A new generation of young generals guarding the necessary path for the southern army to head north and prevent Herus from rising troops.
After Tule, two more people walked out, one was Gulis, the deputy commander of the Imperial Guard Magicians, and the other was the new high priest Nimeda
They also had black straps on their arms, indicating that they were also one of the examiners. Gulis said coldly: Today's test questions are Sparrow
The candidates made a commotion, and some even fainted on the spot
The family of Sparrows is really not all proficient. From Dinan, Dixi and foreign noble generals, who were about to get mad, Tule flashed around his waist, and his sword slashed on the floor at a speed that was faster than the naked eye, cutting out a sword mark ten feet away, and sand and dust circling on the ground.
Nimeda smiled slightly with a cherry lips and said in a pleasant voice: Sparrow is a skill with a long history, and it is also the main entertainment for royal members in their spare time. No matter whether they are wise or stupid, they can be clearly seen on the sparrow platform.
Tule and Nemeda's psychological offensive, one hard and one soft, subdued and comforted all the candidates. It turned out that Willie VI had these characters in his hands.
The situation reversed, looking at Yashado from afar, his expression of victory over the crow finally wavered, and I sneered
One hundred royal swordsmen guarded different positions. Gulis used his dead face and said tangled: Please take your seat according to the candidate's number. Each seat has the same chips. Use twelve east winds to settle, fight and pass the country, and it is strictly forbidden to counter the table. Those who come out will cut their fingers.
The people at my deskmate are all strangers, two are from the south, and one is from the emperor
Sitting at the table, I had already exuded a strong fighting spirit and revealed an extremely confident smile, saying: Sparrow, also known as horse pendant, has a long history, and contains endless wisdom and profound art. Like sexual abuse, it is one of the greatest inventions in human history.
I accidentally fell a book on the ground in my sleeve, and it said the book "The Legend of the Sparrow Heroes". That's right, this book is just a three-day absence of playing cards. It's known as the Queen of Sparrow and the Invincible Beauty. Xiao Fangfang, who is known as the Queen of Sparrow, calls herself an invincible beauty, has a secret book. There is also her signature and a lip print behind her.
The Legend of the Sparrow Heroes is an immortal masterpiece with ingenious craftsmanship, recording countless exquisitely crafted divine techniques
According to the records, you must wear red underwear before the event, and if it is a crimson type, remember to pull it halfway
When you are a big brand, you deliberately put away a sparrow and wait for someone to mistakenly think that your little husband
Wang's fierce fashion and stomachache went to the toilet, and he shitted for half a minute and shook his sharpness
Such an incredible skill is not something that humans can imagine. I am afraid that only the demon Xiao Fangfang can create it. The sparrow stupor girl is not a false reputation.
I heard that Xiaofang would have another trick that is more powerful than Hongtong. She is not wearing a bra when hitting a sparrow. She really kills people without a life-threatening compensation... Unfortunately, I can't learn this trick even if I am so smart...
Xiaofang, I love you!
One of the three candidates said fiercely: Yafanti, do you want to scare people?
Another candidate also had a bad face and looked like he wanted to hit someone
From their clothing, we can see that they must be the nobles of the south and naturally have no good feelings for us northerners.
The same is true for other tables, such as the South, North, West, etc., and I finally understood why I used sparrows as the test questions.
What a Willie VI, he is clearly catalyzing the hatred between Emperor Nan and Emperor North, and enjoying the benefits of the fisherman
While starting to shuffle, I laughed and said: Ha, I just accidentally dropped the book. Don't you have to be so scared that your hands are shocked.
Another young nobleman from the south said coldly: It is rumored that Yafandi is left with his mouth. Today, he saw it, and we want you to cry and go back later!
Five hours later
After six east winds, it was time to rest, urinate and hold the position. Many candidates went outside and vented their breath and waited for the next round of battle.
I sat outside the trial stage to cool off. A gust of fragrant wind blew, and Jingshuiyue's big butt sat in the seat beside me and said: Congratulations, Ah, it seems that you won a great victory
Hahahahaha... I just have a little advantage... Hahahaha... But things are unpredictable... I may lose back in the second half... Hahahaha...
While biting the expensive cigar rolled by hand, I replied with a smile
...What's next to you?
Hahahahahahaha... nothing, it's just some cash, famous clothes, owed bills, loan notes and body sale contracts... Hahahahaha...
From a distance, three worms with only two circles of straw paper were seen in the lower body. They were the candidates who had just competed with my deskmate.
The two southern nobles who were arguing with me just now are in a state of dementia, and the corners of their mouths are still drooling.
When it comes to horse riding, even if you underestimate me, Yafandi, don’t underestimate Xiao Fangfang!
The other contestants all gave them infinite sympathy, and only I couldn't help but show a satisfying and obscene smile, hehehe... There are many underground gay clubs in the emperor, and the butts of young nobles should be sold for money...hehehehehe...
Jingshuiyue frowned slightly and said: Yafandi, your smile is very evil.
Oh, I'm very pure, you must be dazzled... By the way, if you have something to ask me, you won't want to deal with me again, right?
Don't worry, I didn't ask you to deal with it
Not a fight? Is it sex?
……
I want to make a deal with you
Sex Trading? Oh...no...What kind of trading do I mean?
I want to ask you to find someone for me
Looking for someone? With your famous Jingshuiyue’s appeal in the south, find someone and half of me without having to work
Jingshuiyue's pupils suddenly changed. Her originally crystal eyes seemed to melt like a pool of water, flashing with a little tears, saying: I have asked someone to search every corner of the south, but there is not even a trace of clue... I know that you are in the northern part of the empire, or have a way to help me. I rarely ask for help. Even if I owe you a favor, I will be fine.
Actually, I had no reason to help Jing Shuiyue, but when I saw her big eyes flashing, I felt like I couldn't bear to refuse her, and couldn't help but sigh: Who are you looking for? What are the characteristics? What are the rewards after finding it?
Jingshuiyue was slightly stunned, her eyes rolled, and she said: His name and appearance may have changed. I only know that there are scars burned by fire on his back.
Have you changed your appearance? Was he had plastic surgery, or did you know each other in childhood?
Well, you guessed it right, the person I was looking for was a person I met when I was a child, and now I don't know what it is like
You are so special. In the south, there will only be people offering me a gift. No one will ever ask me for compensation. If you find the person I am looking for, you can do whatever you want
really?
really!
really?
really!
I couldn't control my eyes and slipped to Jingshuiyue's chest that was deliberately tying.
After observing that night, Jingshuiyue must have thirty-six inches of upper circumference. At this moment, I secretly swear that I must measure the pair of breasts with my own hands.
Sunset, the second round of the Princess's bride competition ended successfully. My elder brother Agarli and cousin Ruiandao were unable to play due to poisoning, so they could only be regarded as automatic abstention. Other popular favorites, such as Rislong and Yuret, have entered the finals one after another.
Yashadu also successfully entered the final circle, but he was ashamed when he stepped out of the palace. I believe he must have spent a lot of money to bribe the players, or use the female slave in his hand, and the female dog may be
As for me...hehehehehehehehe...hahahahahahahaha...
Standing in front of the gate of the palace, I was laughing arrogantly, and the other contestants were also scared to retreat.
Lord Yafanti, do you have time to get in the car and talk?
A carriage was parked beside me, and even I was surprised. The person who invited me to get on the car was actually Herus's eldest son - Nighthawk Yuret
To be honest, I had no good feelings for the people on the Herus side, and said with a cold smile: We have nothing to say
Youliet showed the cultivation of a nobleman, smiled politely, opened the car door for me personally, and said: Please get in the car, it will be beneficial to you or not
I paid attention to the surrounding situation, the city guards were still monitoring my every move, and Youret really came to cover it in time
Entering the carriage, Yuret seemed to be very interested in me, his eyes wandering around me, causing me to get goosebumps
Is Sitras OK?
Youliet was very clever and smiled: My son is gentle and kind, he is very kind to Sitrice.
Thinking of Sitricus, my heart immediately ached. Although Yuret looked friendly, I now want to punch his smiling face twice. I couldn't help but sigh and said: Gentle and kind? Are you sure your brother is your Laodou's biological child? Forget it, let's go straight to the point.
You Liete was slightly stunned and finally laughed: No one dared to say such things in the south. This feels very fresh. I actually want to exchange some information with the Admiral.
Curiosity arises, but I remain calm and raise my legs and says: We are hostile, why do you want me to exchange information with you?
Yuret has always believed that there is no eternal enemy in the world. We have received reliable information. The pirate king Zhenlov not only assembled the troops of the fourth division magicians, but also purchased wood and hulls on a large scale. I believe there will be big moves soon.
No wonder Yuret exchanged information with me. The pirate king has been rampant for many years and has seriously affected the southern economy based on the navigation industry. Zhenlov is indeed a major concern for Herus.
It will be beneficial or harm to me if I reveal Zhenlov's information.
Ha, Zhen Luofu likes to recruit soldiers or horses, or to recruit prostitutes and laughter, what does it have to do with me, Yafandi?
Yurete's momentum suddenly changed, his eyes burst into confidence and wisdom, and he exuded unanimous pressure, and every word said: Yurete doesn't like to talk nonsense, Zhen Luof is a pirate, and all pirates are cruel beasts
I smiled and replied: So that's it. Do you want to test the whereabouts of Haihu Ogan? I have heard rumors that he defected to me, but will you believe this kind of big joke that even children don't believe in it? As for Zhen Luof, I did have some small business deals with them, but we are purely a business deal. The south and his account do not need to be counted in my Yafandi.
The highest technique for lying is half true and half false. Youliet looked at me with the gods. I just smiled leisurely. It was my best skill to lie without changing my feelings after lying.
After a long time, the big stupid turtle obviously fell into a trap and smiled with satisfaction: It's so comfortable to talk to the adults. You Liete gave him a private message. I wonder if the Admiral had heard of the name Peili?
The heart knows that the flesh of the opera is coming, I pretended to be ignorant of nothing and asked: No, what is he?
Peili is the head of the think tank of His Majesty Willie VI and the first strategist of the royal family. When the two countries were fighting, the Three Swordsman who was riding on the battlefield in our country was powerful, but there was actually a hero behind the scenes who did not appear. This person is Peili.
What did he do?
Peili trained his biological daughter to be an insider in Diyili, and even let her approach the Silver Fox Mipa, one of the four tiger generals with beauty. This person is very interesting.
Ah?
I have only heard of the battle between Vuloust and Dieli, led by the Lion King Jagal, with four powerful generals, Titan, Kiruel, Lik and Mipa, and many more. Bogottan and Mefis and other civilians. The lineup is so powerful that it is not as good as the one in Dieli history.
However, when the war broke out, Mipa suddenly became poisoned and died. This incident shocked the Diyili military and his morale was severely damaged.
If Youret's words are true, Peili will indeed make a contribution. His title and reputation should be the same as that of my old man or Prince William and other overlords.
From this we can see that this Peili is incredibly low-key
Yuliet continued: From the perspective of the country and nation, Peili is a great hero, but from the perspective of personality and sentiment, this person is an extremely despicable villain. There is one more thing. His Majesty and Princess Jintishi, and the marriage between Sitrice and his younger brother six years ago were actually Peili’s support behind the scenes.
I couldn't help but feel shocked and said angrily: What did you say!
Youliet and I came to the red light district of the imperial city. This long street was already full of people. The street was full of beautiful women, some sang and some danced, and were giving every effort to the courtesan competition.
There are too many silly people who want to be courtesans. There are at least 200 floats on the road. Each float has a unique design. These designs are all equipped with the beauties on the car. They are really beautiful women in the car.
Seeing some sexy women dancing with their snake waists, their plump second and third sexual characteristics kept throwing around. If I were to be normal, I would have been having a lot of fun watching it. Unfortunately, I was in a bad mood tonight.
Peili, no wonder my old man wants to kill him. Now even I want to kill him first, then, and then kill him again. After killing, dismembering the corpse, and then build the chicken back again!
Although I know very well that Yu Liete is determined to provoke the political relationship between Willie VI, knowing that it is another matter to be able to bear to get it. He has indeed achieved his goal.
Just as I was still indulging in hatred, a cheer awakened me, and Yuret's face was full of excitement
After more than 200 floats passed, Siqian and Sula's floats finally appeared
They have a close relationship with Qiangweihui, and they compete for the name of the courtesan as the representative of Qiangweihui. Siqian was wearing a snow-white plain dress, her face was full of light thin makeup, black and bright long hair, and her crystal clear eyes. Without makeup, she showed her delicacy and elegance. She was like a look that charmed countless men in the north.
But Sula is even more eye-catching. She wore a pink white pleated skirt and danced on the top of the float with her specialty dance, and a four-foot-square mini plate.
The top of the float is more than 20 feet high, and the small platen is no more than four feet square. If it falls accidentally, it will be either dead or injured. It would be strange if ordinary people stand up without weak feet.
But Su La is very skilled and brave, and she shows the miracle of dancing on her palms in this impossible place. A pair of small feet danced steadily, showing the most beautiful side of a woman's body with dance. This shocking and shocking performance even those who are used to big scenes must be moved.
Sula, a talented woman in the emperor, is really not a big deal. The audience on both sides of the long street was fascinated by the audience.
Speaking of which, I haven't played Sura for a long time
After a while, I got to the float of the Hongniang Ning Ling. Ning Ling is a nobleman and naturally has a certain ability to play music.
Although it is not as amazing as Sula's shocking dance, the names of the five beauties in Diyili are not fake, and there are many men who support her.
A two-story super float slowly drove over at the end of the long street, and the show was the best of all floats in terms of pomp.
The float is built from high-quality wood, and the body is mainly bright blue ribbons, accompanied by purple-red and purple-blue ribbons.
Behind and behind this big float, eighty sword-bearing knights were surrounded by each side. There was a huge team of honor guards behind the float. It was speculated that the number of people was as large as 600. Their appearance was serious and scary. I didn’t know that I thought it was a princess on a tour.
On the second floor of the float was a young man standing, wearing a small lily wreath on his head, wearing a silver low-cut large backless skirt, and his figure was fully revealed.
On the first floor, there are eight magicians forming a magic array, emitting heavy smoke and colorful pure elemental light.
To hire a magician, not only requires a high salary, but also a certain human identity. There is only one non-official figure in the empire who can hire a magician as a ceremonial guard, namely the courtesan Jingshuiyue.
Jingshuiyue smiled and waved to both sides, and the crowds on both sides of the long street gathered to cheer
The slogans of supporting Xiaoyue, protecting Xiaoyue, and pushing Xiaoyue down are endless
What surprised me was that Yu Liete's gaze next to me had never left Jingshuiyue from the beginning, which showed the charm of this woman.
I pressed my bottom and said: I received the news that the handsome man Puchati of Diyili wanted to attack Jingshuiyue.
You Liete was unmoved and shook his head and said: The one next to Miss Jingshuiyue is Xiaoyue's personal guard. Although there are not many of them, they are all volunteers composed of real soldiers. They vowed to die for Miss Jingshuiyue. I'm afraid that Puchadi has been dismembered before he got close to him. Xiao... Xiaoyue's personal guard?
Well, behind the float is Xiaoyue's support group. They are all first-class performers, and they are definitely not inferior to the royal guard of honor.
Xiao...Xiaoyue support team? What else do you say once
There is also Ah, in the south, there is a membership club belonging to Miss Jingshuiyue, named Xiaoyue Fan Club, with a membership of up to 480,000.
Forty-eight thousand?
I opened my mouth wide, but I was speechless
No wonder, Jingshuiyue's beautiful appearance, no noble dared to pursue her, let alone want to stain her body
Forty-eighty thousand people... Even if there is a scandal with her, she will probably be chased by her crazy supporters.
I grabbed the back of my head and said inexplicably: What is the place where this Jingshuiyue can make Southerners so crazy?
Youliet's eyes were fixed on Jingshuiyue, but his mouth replied: Miss Jingshuiyue's songs are different from traditional music. She has a strong personal style. Not only does she create novel and bold, but she also has a charm that is deeply rooted in people's hearts. Her first famous song Xiaoyue loves rice. It's really a circle of three days and I can't get tired of listening to it.
Xiao... Xiaoyue loves rice?
There are also classic golden songs: Xiaoyue walks left, Xiaoyue walks backward, Xiaoyue walks rampage, etc.
You mean her songs are grassroots
Youliet hadn't answered yet, and Xiaoyue's personal guards rode out to us by the quiet water moon float and came out, saying to Youliet: Captain, you are here, we are still looking for you everywhere.
I felt my facial muscles stiffen and looked at the embarrassing Yuret
I finally couldn't help but blurted out: You are not!
That... Actually...
The float had already arrived in front of us. Jingshuiyue was quite sharp-eyed and immediately found me in the crowd. She stared at me for a moment and deliberately gave me a flying kiss.
The background music suddenly changed. I immediately felt something was wrong with my experience on the battlefield, and an unparalleled murderous aura came from the crowd.
I wonder if the brother Qi shouted and killed him. This group of perverts had come to me, and the situation was in chaos.
I haven't even had Jingshuiyue yet, so don't do it. I'm so serious... I'm so excited... I'm summoning a silver griffin. I rode the artifact beast and soared into the sky. I almost avoided tomatoes, eggs, spears, meteor hammers and other things thrown by the crowd.
The moment I turned around, I saw Jingshuiyue couldn't help but smile
Mr. Lei Zhefu, are you sure this is a detoxification formula, not an aphrodisiac formula?
Ah…it should be correct…it should…
The five medicines in this recipe are all spoofs, namely the milk of the sacred fairy, the menstrual blood of the dark fairy, the golden water of the green forest fairy, the spring tide of the ocean fairy, and the last one is perverted, and need a loli's pubic hair?
Do you play tricks on me?
Where do loli have pubic hair?
Five kinds of fairies live in the world, and it is certainly not easy for ordinary people to find them. Only I have this group of female fairies at home. Collecting the first four kinds of medicines is easy to trick girls into bed, and I can also train them.
But what is that loli's pubic hair? It seems that only by moving out the loli's doctoral degree - the dying master can solve it
(Detoxification formula is available!
Put away the detoxification formula. Along the way, I asked Xiao Taozi about her current situation and also asked Princess Baoli Dou about my mother's family.
Listening to her words, I don’t seem to know that my mother has a sister, and I don’t know that the high priest
Nimeda's relationship with my family
Since today is a literary test, the trial venue has been changed from a military school to a palace conference hall. After passing through the long street of the imperial capital, we and five of us went straight to the entrance of the palace.
At 9:30 in the morning, I reluctantly came to the examination venue. One by one, I was crammed out of the examination hall, all of whom were struggling with different books, even Yashadu and Rislong didn't care about me.
It's just waiting for the execution, I don't like this atmosphere the most...
There is no set scope for the literature exam in the wedding competition, and there is no communiqué for any type of knowledge to be tested. You can get anything from all over the world.
Of course, most of the people present were reading military books, and some people read economic books. These two major items are popular test questions.
Everyone was scraping books, and I seemed too arrogant if I didn't scrape. In order to be more low-key, I took out a book from my waist to enrich my knowledge of biology.
At the ten o'clock, the bell for the exam rang, and my heart blew, and followed the candidates to enter the execution ground with fear.
This is the feeling again... Every time I see the test paper, my stomach will cramp, alas... I hope I won't...
My shoulders hurt and I found that the Ashadu evil spirit appeared beside me. I smiled lewdly with a ferocious face: Third brother is in a good mood today. Have you taken the medicine to stop vomiting?
I really want to slap him. Yashadu wants to slap me before the exam. I also slapped him on the shoulder vigorously and said with a smile: Good brother, thank you for your concern. I have taken all the diarrhea, headache medicine, and birth control pills.
Yashado's lips curled, and she left first with a smile
My shoulder was re-shooted again, and it was Jing Shuiyue, who was dressed as a man. She stuffed two notes into my hand and twisted her butt, and sneaked into the crowd mysteriously.
Ah?
Could it be cheating paper?
Developed!
Just when I was very fond of reading notes, it turned out to be two beauty pageants, and it was from tonight.
I suddenly remembered that tonight was the Huamei election for the toast festival. The top beauties at home and abroad are Putou. As the champion of the last time, Jingshuiyue was of course present.
I heard that these slogans are very expensive, so does she want to bribe me?
She should know that I am honest and honest...
Huh?
Before I walked into the trial field, I saw the contestants stuffed at the door and not going in, and most of them looked as if they were ashen. Prince Li Silong of Diyili was petrified at the door.
I felt bad, and I rushed in among the crowd and saw the royal hall full of square tables, and rows of ivory blocks were already placed on the table.
But when I saw the building blocks clearly, I found that it was...
I heard the exclamation from behind, and Yashadu screamed: Sparrow?
The young nobles in the south all became big and said: What's going on? Isn't this a sacred congress hall? When did the sparrow hall become?
A young man in purple and blue shirt walked out of the council hall. He had a blue belt on his left shoulder and a sword wrapped around his right waist. He should be about the same age as us, but his eyes were as fierce as an eagle.
When I was still guessing who this pink intestine was, he introduced himself: I, Toul, was ordered by the royal family to be the examiner of this competition, and I have never said that it was a written test.
Thinking of the dying old man's information, this Tule was trained by Willie VI. A new generation of young generals guarding the necessary path for the southern army to head north and prevent Herus from rising troops.
After Tule, two more people walked out, one was Gulis, the deputy commander of the Imperial Guard Magicians, and the other was the new high priest Nimeda
They also had black straps on their arms, indicating that they were also one of the examiners. Gulis said coldly: Today's test questions are Sparrow
The candidates made a commotion, and some even fainted on the spot
The family of Sparrows is really not all proficient. From Dinan, Dixi and foreign noble generals, who were about to get mad, Tule flashed around his waist, and his sword slashed on the floor at a speed that was faster than the naked eye, cutting out a sword mark ten feet away, and sand and dust circling on the ground.
Nimeda smiled slightly with a cherry lips and said in a pleasant voice: Sparrow is a skill with a long history, and it is also the main entertainment for royal members in their spare time. No matter whether they are wise or stupid, they can be clearly seen on the sparrow platform.
Tule and Nemeda's psychological offensive, one hard and one soft, subdued and comforted all the candidates. It turned out that Willie VI had these characters in his hands.
The situation reversed, looking at Yashado from afar, his expression of victory over the crow finally wavered, and I sneered
One hundred royal swordsmen guarded different positions. Gulis used his dead face and said tangled: Please take your seat according to the candidate's number. Each seat has the same chips. Use twelve east winds to settle, fight and pass the country, and it is strictly forbidden to counter the table. Those who come out will cut their fingers.
The people at my deskmate are all strangers, two are from the south, and one is from the emperor
Sitting at the table, I had already exuded a strong fighting spirit and revealed an extremely confident smile, saying: Sparrow, also known as horse pendant, has a long history, and contains endless wisdom and profound art. Like sexual abuse, it is one of the greatest inventions in human history.
I accidentally fell a book on the ground in my sleeve, and it said the book "The Legend of the Sparrow Heroes". That's right, this book is just a three-day absence of playing cards. It's known as the Queen of Sparrow and the Invincible Beauty. Xiao Fangfang, who is known as the Queen of Sparrow, calls herself an invincible beauty, has a secret book. There is also her signature and a lip print behind her.
The Legend of the Sparrow Heroes is an immortal masterpiece with ingenious craftsmanship, recording countless exquisitely crafted divine techniques
According to the records, you must wear red underwear before the event, and if it is a crimson type, remember to pull it halfway
When you are a big brand, you deliberately put away a sparrow and wait for someone to mistakenly think that your little husband
Wang's fierce fashion and stomachache went to the toilet, and he shitted for half a minute and shook his sharpness
Such an incredible skill is not something that humans can imagine. I am afraid that only the demon Xiao Fangfang can create it. The sparrow stupor girl is not a false reputation.
I heard that Xiaofang would have another trick that is more powerful than Hongtong. She is not wearing a bra when hitting a sparrow. She really kills people without a life-threatening compensation... Unfortunately, I can't learn this trick even if I am so smart...
Xiaofang, I love you!
One of the three candidates said fiercely: Yafanti, do you want to scare people?
Another candidate also had a bad face and looked like he wanted to hit someone
From their clothing, we can see that they must be the nobles of the south and naturally have no good feelings for us northerners.
The same is true for other tables, such as the South, North, West, etc., and I finally understood why I used sparrows as the test questions.
What a Willie VI, he is clearly catalyzing the hatred between Emperor Nan and Emperor North, and enjoying the benefits of the fisherman
While starting to shuffle, I laughed and said: Ha, I just accidentally dropped the book. Don't you have to be so scared that your hands are shocked.
Another young nobleman from the south said coldly: It is rumored that Yafandi is left with his mouth. Today, he saw it, and we want you to cry and go back later!
Five hours later
After six east winds, it was time to rest, urinate and hold the position. Many candidates went outside and vented their breath and waited for the next round of battle.
I sat outside the trial stage to cool off. A gust of fragrant wind blew, and Jingshuiyue's big butt sat in the seat beside me and said: Congratulations, Ah, it seems that you won a great victory
Hahahahaha... I just have a little advantage... Hahahaha... But things are unpredictable... I may lose back in the second half... Hahahaha...
While biting the expensive cigar rolled by hand, I replied with a smile
...What's next to you?
Hahahahahahaha... nothing, it's just some cash, famous clothes, owed bills, loan notes and body sale contracts... Hahahahaha...
From a distance, three worms with only two circles of straw paper were seen in the lower body. They were the candidates who had just competed with my deskmate.
The two southern nobles who were arguing with me just now are in a state of dementia, and the corners of their mouths are still drooling.
When it comes to horse riding, even if you underestimate me, Yafandi, don’t underestimate Xiao Fangfang!
The other contestants all gave them infinite sympathy, and only I couldn't help but show a satisfying and obscene smile, hehehe... There are many underground gay clubs in the emperor, and the butts of young nobles should be sold for money...hehehehehe...
Jingshuiyue frowned slightly and said: Yafandi, your smile is very evil.
Oh, I'm very pure, you must be dazzled... By the way, if you have something to ask me, you won't want to deal with me again, right?
Don't worry, I didn't ask you to deal with it
Not a fight? Is it sex?
……
I want to make a deal with you
Sex Trading? Oh...no...What kind of trading do I mean?
I want to ask you to find someone for me
Looking for someone? With your famous Jingshuiyue’s appeal in the south, find someone and half of me without having to work
Jingshuiyue's pupils suddenly changed. Her originally crystal eyes seemed to melt like a pool of water, flashing with a little tears, saying: I have asked someone to search every corner of the south, but there is not even a trace of clue... I know that you are in the northern part of the empire, or have a way to help me. I rarely ask for help. Even if I owe you a favor, I will be fine.
Actually, I had no reason to help Jing Shuiyue, but when I saw her big eyes flashing, I felt like I couldn't bear to refuse her, and couldn't help but sigh: Who are you looking for? What are the characteristics? What are the rewards after finding it?
Jingshuiyue was slightly stunned, her eyes rolled, and she said: His name and appearance may have changed. I only know that there are scars burned by fire on his back.
Have you changed your appearance? Was he had plastic surgery, or did you know each other in childhood?
Well, you guessed it right, the person I was looking for was a person I met when I was a child, and now I don't know what it is like
You are so special. In the south, there will only be people offering me a gift. No one will ever ask me for compensation. If you find the person I am looking for, you can do whatever you want
really?
really!
really?
really!
I couldn't control my eyes and slipped to Jingshuiyue's chest that was deliberately tying.
After observing that night, Jingshuiyue must have thirty-six inches of upper circumference. At this moment, I secretly swear that I must measure the pair of breasts with my own hands.
Sunset, the second round of the Princess's bride competition ended successfully. My elder brother Agarli and cousin Ruiandao were unable to play due to poisoning, so they could only be regarded as automatic abstention. Other popular favorites, such as Rislong and Yuret, have entered the finals one after another.
Yashadu also successfully entered the final circle, but he was ashamed when he stepped out of the palace. I believe he must have spent a lot of money to bribe the players, or use the female slave in his hand, and the female dog may be
As for me...hehehehehehehehe...hahahahahahahaha...
Standing in front of the gate of the palace, I was laughing arrogantly, and the other contestants were also scared to retreat.
Lord Yafanti, do you have time to get in the car and talk?
A carriage was parked beside me, and even I was surprised. The person who invited me to get on the car was actually Herus's eldest son - Nighthawk Yuret
To be honest, I had no good feelings for the people on the Herus side, and said with a cold smile: We have nothing to say
Youliet showed the cultivation of a nobleman, smiled politely, opened the car door for me personally, and said: Please get in the car, it will be beneficial to you or not
I paid attention to the surrounding situation, the city guards were still monitoring my every move, and Youret really came to cover it in time
Entering the carriage, Yuret seemed to be very interested in me, his eyes wandering around me, causing me to get goosebumps
Is Sitras OK?
Youliet was very clever and smiled: My son is gentle and kind, he is very kind to Sitrice.
Thinking of Sitricus, my heart immediately ached. Although Yuret looked friendly, I now want to punch his smiling face twice. I couldn't help but sigh and said: Gentle and kind? Are you sure your brother is your Laodou's biological child? Forget it, let's go straight to the point.
You Liete was slightly stunned and finally laughed: No one dared to say such things in the south. This feels very fresh. I actually want to exchange some information with the Admiral.
Curiosity arises, but I remain calm and raise my legs and says: We are hostile, why do you want me to exchange information with you?
Yuret has always believed that there is no eternal enemy in the world. We have received reliable information. The pirate king Zhenlov not only assembled the troops of the fourth division magicians, but also purchased wood and hulls on a large scale. I believe there will be big moves soon.
No wonder Yuret exchanged information with me. The pirate king has been rampant for many years and has seriously affected the southern economy based on the navigation industry. Zhenlov is indeed a major concern for Herus.
It will be beneficial or harm to me if I reveal Zhenlov's information.
Ha, Zhen Luofu likes to recruit soldiers or horses, or to recruit prostitutes and laughter, what does it have to do with me, Yafandi?
Yurete's momentum suddenly changed, his eyes burst into confidence and wisdom, and he exuded unanimous pressure, and every word said: Yurete doesn't like to talk nonsense, Zhen Luof is a pirate, and all pirates are cruel beasts
I smiled and replied: So that's it. Do you want to test the whereabouts of Haihu Ogan? I have heard rumors that he defected to me, but will you believe this kind of big joke that even children don't believe in it? As for Zhen Luof, I did have some small business deals with them, but we are purely a business deal. The south and his account do not need to be counted in my Yafandi.
The highest technique for lying is half true and half false. Youliet looked at me with the gods. I just smiled leisurely. It was my best skill to lie without changing my feelings after lying.
After a long time, the big stupid turtle obviously fell into a trap and smiled with satisfaction: It's so comfortable to talk to the adults. You Liete gave him a private message. I wonder if the Admiral had heard of the name Peili?
The heart knows that the flesh of the opera is coming, I pretended to be ignorant of nothing and asked: No, what is he?
Peili is the head of the think tank of His Majesty Willie VI and the first strategist of the royal family. When the two countries were fighting, the Three Swordsman who was riding on the battlefield in our country was powerful, but there was actually a hero behind the scenes who did not appear. This person is Peili.
What did he do?
Peili trained his biological daughter to be an insider in Diyili, and even let her approach the Silver Fox Mipa, one of the four tiger generals with beauty. This person is very interesting.
Ah?
I have only heard of the battle between Vuloust and Dieli, led by the Lion King Jagal, with four powerful generals, Titan, Kiruel, Lik and Mipa, and many more. Bogottan and Mefis and other civilians. The lineup is so powerful that it is not as good as the one in Dieli history.
However, when the war broke out, Mipa suddenly became poisoned and died. This incident shocked the Diyili military and his morale was severely damaged.
If Youret's words are true, Peili will indeed make a contribution. His title and reputation should be the same as that of my old man or Prince William and other overlords.
From this we can see that this Peili is incredibly low-key
Yuliet continued: From the perspective of the country and nation, Peili is a great hero, but from the perspective of personality and sentiment, this person is an extremely despicable villain. There is one more thing. His Majesty and Princess Jintishi, and the marriage between Sitrice and his younger brother six years ago were actually Peili’s support behind the scenes.
I couldn't help but feel shocked and said angrily: What did you say!
Youliet and I came to the red light district of the imperial city. This long street was already full of people. The street was full of beautiful women, some sang and some danced, and were giving every effort to the courtesan competition.
There are too many silly people who want to be courtesans. There are at least 200 floats on the road. Each float has a unique design. These designs are all equipped with the beauties on the car. They are really beautiful women in the car.
Seeing some sexy women dancing with their snake waists, their plump second and third sexual characteristics kept throwing around. If I were to be normal, I would have been having a lot of fun watching it. Unfortunately, I was in a bad mood tonight.
Peili, no wonder my old man wants to kill him. Now even I want to kill him first, then, and then kill him again. After killing, dismembering the corpse, and then build the chicken back again!
Although I know very well that Yu Liete is determined to provoke the political relationship between Willie VI, knowing that it is another matter to be able to bear to get it. He has indeed achieved his goal.
Just as I was still indulging in hatred, a cheer awakened me, and Yuret's face was full of excitement
After more than 200 floats passed, Siqian and Sula's floats finally appeared
They have a close relationship with Qiangweihui, and they compete for the name of the courtesan as the representative of Qiangweihui. Siqian was wearing a snow-white plain dress, her face was full of light thin makeup, black and bright long hair, and her crystal clear eyes. Without makeup, she showed her delicacy and elegance. She was like a look that charmed countless men in the north.
But Sula is even more eye-catching. She wore a pink white pleated skirt and danced on the top of the float with her specialty dance, and a four-foot-square mini plate.
The top of the float is more than 20 feet high, and the small platen is no more than four feet square. If it falls accidentally, it will be either dead or injured. It would be strange if ordinary people stand up without weak feet.
But Su La is very skilled and brave, and she shows the miracle of dancing on her palms in this impossible place. A pair of small feet danced steadily, showing the most beautiful side of a woman's body with dance. This shocking and shocking performance even those who are used to big scenes must be moved.
Sula, a talented woman in the emperor, is really not a big deal. The audience on both sides of the long street was fascinated by the audience.
Speaking of which, I haven't played Sura for a long time
After a while, I got to the float of the Hongniang Ning Ling. Ning Ling is a nobleman and naturally has a certain ability to play music.
Although it is not as amazing as Sula's shocking dance, the names of the five beauties in Diyili are not fake, and there are many men who support her.
A two-story super float slowly drove over at the end of the long street, and the show was the best of all floats in terms of pomp.
The float is built from high-quality wood, and the body is mainly bright blue ribbons, accompanied by purple-red and purple-blue ribbons.
Behind and behind this big float, eighty sword-bearing knights were surrounded by each side. There was a huge team of honor guards behind the float. It was speculated that the number of people was as large as 600. Their appearance was serious and scary. I didn’t know that I thought it was a princess on a tour.
On the second floor of the float was a young man standing, wearing a small lily wreath on his head, wearing a silver low-cut large backless skirt, and his figure was fully revealed.
On the first floor, there are eight magicians forming a magic array, emitting heavy smoke and colorful pure elemental light.
To hire a magician, not only requires a high salary, but also a certain human identity. There is only one non-official figure in the empire who can hire a magician as a ceremonial guard, namely the courtesan Jingshuiyue.
Jingshuiyue smiled and waved to both sides, and the crowds on both sides of the long street gathered to cheer
The slogans of supporting Xiaoyue, protecting Xiaoyue, and pushing Xiaoyue down are endless
What surprised me was that Yu Liete's gaze next to me had never left Jingshuiyue from the beginning, which showed the charm of this woman.
I pressed my bottom and said: I received the news that the handsome man Puchati of Diyili wanted to attack Jingshuiyue.
You Liete was unmoved and shook his head and said: The one next to Miss Jingshuiyue is Xiaoyue's personal guard. Although there are not many of them, they are all volunteers composed of real soldiers. They vowed to die for Miss Jingshuiyue. I'm afraid that Puchadi has been dismembered before he got close to him. Xiao... Xiaoyue's personal guard?
Well, behind the float is Xiaoyue's support group. They are all first-class performers, and they are definitely not inferior to the royal guard of honor.
Xiao...Xiaoyue support team? What else do you say once
There is also Ah, in the south, there is a membership club belonging to Miss Jingshuiyue, named Xiaoyue Fan Club, with a membership of up to 480,000.
Forty-eight thousand?
I opened my mouth wide, but I was speechless
No wonder, Jingshuiyue's beautiful appearance, no noble dared to pursue her, let alone want to stain her body
Forty-eighty thousand people... Even if there is a scandal with her, she will probably be chased by her crazy supporters.
I grabbed the back of my head and said inexplicably: What is the place where this Jingshuiyue can make Southerners so crazy?
Youliet's eyes were fixed on Jingshuiyue, but his mouth replied: Miss Jingshuiyue's songs are different from traditional music. She has a strong personal style. Not only does she create novel and bold, but she also has a charm that is deeply rooted in people's hearts. Her first famous song Xiaoyue loves rice. It's really a circle of three days and I can't get tired of listening to it.
Xiao... Xiaoyue loves rice?
There are also classic golden songs: Xiaoyue walks left, Xiaoyue walks backward, Xiaoyue walks rampage, etc.
You mean her songs are grassroots
Youliet hadn't answered yet, and Xiaoyue's personal guards rode out to us by the quiet water moon float and came out, saying to Youliet: Captain, you are here, we are still looking for you everywhere.
I felt my facial muscles stiffen and looked at the embarrassing Yuret
I finally couldn't help but blurted out: You are not!
That... Actually...
The float had already arrived in front of us. Jingshuiyue was quite sharp-eyed and immediately found me in the crowd. She stared at me for a moment and deliberately gave me a flying kiss.
The background music suddenly changed. I immediately felt something was wrong with my experience on the battlefield, and an unparalleled murderous aura came from the crowd.
I wonder if the brother Qi shouted and killed him. This group of perverts had come to me, and the situation was in chaos.
I haven't even had Jingshuiyue yet, so don't do it. I'm so serious... I'm so excited... I'm summoning a silver griffin. I rode the artifact beast and soared into the sky. I almost avoided tomatoes, eggs, spears, meteor hammers and other things thrown by the crowd.
The moment I turned around, I saw Jingshuiyue couldn't help but smile
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