Chapter 1 Best Friend

My name is Su Mo, female, 45 years old

The name on my ID card is Su Mo, this is my correct name

I also have two pseudonyms, one is Su Mo, which is used to write articles from a male perspective; the other is Su Mo, which is naturally a fraudulent article from a female perspective.

The names and seals marked on my Chinese paintings and calligraphy works are usually Su Mo, but in a few days, there are also people named Su Mo.

In chat software and communication, I also have names like Sumo, Sumo, Sumo and Sumo

In short, I seem to prefer the pronunciation of this m, and it is very likely to capture all m in one place.

I actually have enough names, but there are many people inside and outside the circle who are happy to give me some connotational names

The most widely circulated name and the one that everyone thinks is the most appropriate name, Su Daji and Su Yaojing

However, my best friend, classmates, best friend and loyal fans, gave me an exclusive name that she could only call. She called me Su Fushui

Well, I'm born to be an easy-going and optimistic person

I'm the most popular one wherever I go

Of course, I also have an indifferent attitude towards things like names and nicknames.

As long as the nickname they gave was not out of malice, I would also readily accept it.

At noon on summer, Duan Yumei sat opposite me in a newly opened cafe.

I asked for a glass of the best Blue Mountains, and what she wanted was a glass of cat shit

In this coffee shop, the best Blue Mountain costs 88 per cup, while a cup of cat shit costs 198 per cup

Duan Yumei wore a beige dress from Givenchy today, and a string of Van Clerk Arpels diamond necklace with snowflake pendant around her neck, and a pair of silver Hermes Mules

Her half-length brown hair was naturally perpendicular to the back of her ear using a pair of Dior's black sunglasses as a headband

A pair of bright silver Cartier gem earrings were revealed on the ears

She had light makeup on her face, but the dark blue eyeshadow looked a little thicker

But no matter what, her outfit is in line with her identity as the boss of a listed company

This outfit also reveals her beautiful face and charming figure.

In contrast, the casual ingredients of my dress are revealed

I tied a low ponytail, wore a short-sleeved white T-shirt with cartoon patterns on my upper body, and a pair of denim shorts underneath, and then stepped on a pair of white tennis shoes.

I am not wearing any makeup, simple, without any accessories on my body

My outfit is very different from Duan Yumei, but I have a strong inner world, which allows me to be in front of millions of equipment on her body, and my aura is not at all inferior to her at all in front of her millions of equipment.

mock up!

When I, Su Mo, were you playing with luxury goods?

Her outfit is in line with her identity and status

My outfit follows my current mood

They are all knowledgeable, so why do they make it so grand?

Two people look at each other and smile at each other

I know that Duan Yumei often likes to compare with me secretly. She thinks that if she compares me, she may feel a sense of pleasure in her heart, but the result is often contrary to her wishes.

On the surface, I have a close relationship with her, like my sisters, and I am a close friend who can talk about everything. I know about 90% of her things, and she also knows about 50% of my secrets.

Disaster... After drinking a few sips of coffee, Duan Yumei finally spoke

Cough, wait, what are you calling me? Disaster?

When I heard this surprisingly unique name, I immediately coughed out a mouthful of coffee I had just entered and looked at her in disbelief.

I didn't expect that she hadn't met for so long, but she actually gave me a nickname again, and why is this nickname so terrible?

Hehe, I think, calling you the name Su Fushui seems to be scolding you for thinking about it. This beauty decided to call you a disaster. This is the abbreviation of the three words Su Fushui! Only in this way can we show our deep sisterhood and our relationship is extraordinary!

Duan Yumei looked at me with a smile, and a proud and teasing look flowed out of her eyes.

Simplifying the three words to two words is the abbreviation mentioned by Duan Yumei. It turns out that this girl is so far away from me and has never forgotten to disgust me.

So this is Ah? Since it is the abbreviation, why not call me Shuishui? Small Shuishui? Ah? So much Cute, so nice, like a clear stream in the mountains, like a green lake, like a blue ocean... My smile is pure and flawless, like the mineral water of Laonong Mountain Spring, without any impurities

I explained to her the meaning of hieroglyphics of water very seriously, and based on the earliest records about water, as well as allusions and poems about water for thousands of years, it seemed like I was making a paper for her.

This name of the disaster really scared me a little

It is hard for me to imagine how could I, a woman like the wind, a legendary woman like a fan, carry such an ugly name?

Of course, names like Shuishui and Xiaoshui are also very incompatible with my Su Mo's status in the world, but they are much better than the disaster.

Looking at my very hurt appearance, Duan Yumei's expression was easily exaggerated. She shook her head like a rattle and said with great persistence: "What, I really admire you. You are obviously a beauty that harms the country and the people. Do you still know yourself? That is the water that harms the water, not streams, lakes and seas! Do you really think you are as clear and pure as your appearance?

That's what I think, isn't it? Don't you think so? I, Su Mo, are there anyone else who is pure? I am so pure as the water brought by the nature porter!

My expression seemed particularly serious, and naturally showed off the clear, bright, and pollution-free eyes that countless people admired.

With my spotless, innocent, innocent and ignorant eyes, Duan Yumei took a breath, and she slowly raised her hands and said: I surrender, I almost forgot that there is a pair of fox eyes that are changing, tireless and harmful to others, and a sharp mouth, I can't stand you, OK, Comrade Su Huoshui, I will call you Xiao Shuishui in the future, OK?

I laughed out loud, and in this war, I won again

In the eyes of many people, my relationship and friendship are harmonious and deep.

But behind the scenes, we often have some such wars

The result of the war often ends with my victory

I sighed countless times that her rank is still too low

I know that Duan Yumei has always been envious of women who hate me, but only a beautiful layer of packaging.

In fact, Duan Yumei is the most qualified to envy, jealous and hate me

Her family is very rich and is the jewel of her parents' eyes

Moreover, she is tall, has a standard measurement, delicate facial features, and has an enviable and beautiful face.

She is a perfect beauty

Until she graduated from junior high school, she was always the beauty of the school and was truly recognized as a school beauty.

She was spoiled like a princess by her parents, teachers and classmates

Until high school, this state changed because she met me

What's even more terrible is that she and I became best friends and friends

Many times, male classmates are attracted by her amazing beauty. After a few days, the boys who were attracted by her turned around and came to pursue me.

This situation continues to happen, which makes her confused and puzzled me.

Of course, I'm very beautiful too

However, I think my figure and appearance are not as amazing as hers

Walking side by side with her, her return rate is much greater than my return rate.

At that time, I had thought more than once that I wanted to alienate her, leave her, and avoid her

I don't want to be her green leaf, I don't want to make myself eclipse because of her

But the actual situation surprised her and I. I didn't understand why, but I was secretly happy in my heart; she didn't understand why, and she often cried alone.

At that time, we were still young and were full of confusion about the world

We are difficult to answer for such profound and mysterious questions

As a beneficiary, I don't bother to think so much

However, Duan Yumei, who suffered a heavy blow, began to explore and study it

Soon, Duan Yumei found the answer

She said I have a high-end face

And her face is just an ordinary celebrity face

I clearly remember that when she explained the characteristics of a high-end face to me, she looked depressed, lost, and looked extremely lonely

Later, based on the information she provided, I summarized and observed, and finally learned what a high-end face is.

Generally, high-end faces are not necessarily particularly beautiful people, but they must be very attractive types, and they are people who never get tired of watching them.

This kind of face shape is not common in life, but the proportion in the modeling industry is relatively high.

In general, high-end faces are not bound by our usual standard aesthetic standards of three-court, five-eye, and four-ear. It has about five characteristics: one, whether it is single or double-eye, the eyes must be narrow and long, and the distance between the two eyes is far away; two, the cheekbones are relatively high, which looks three-dimensional and has a sharp contour; three, the lips are plump and thick, with clear edges and angular; four, the forehead is wide, the face is clearly contoured, and it also has a three-dimensional feeling; five, it has a unique temperament

The West's Audrey Hepburn, Vivien Leigh, Angelina Jolie, Stewart and China's Brigitte Lin, Shu Qi, Ni Ni, Du Juan, Guo Biting, Zhong Chuxi and He Sui are all high-end faces

Duan Yumei further explained that there are two types of high-end faces, one is widely accepted by people, and the other is something that many people cannot accept, such as the high-end faces of Lu Yàn, which makes many people unable to accept.

My high-end face is obviously the former

She said that my eyes were very similar to Ni Ni's kind of fox eyes that were pure, charming, and captivating; my lips were almost exactly the same as Angelina Jolie's sexy lips; and my temperament was faintly filled with some Audrey Hepburn's shadow in my temperament.

Since then, Duan Yumei has become jealous of me. It is also from then on that time that I have begun to face my appearance, use my beauty, gradually exuding my charm, and then shine with light

After graduating from high school, Duan Yumei and I went to different cities and went to different universities.

After graduating from university, I came to work at the Provincial Cultural Bureau.

Duan Yumei went to a big city around the provincial capital and became a female doctor

Later, we got married and had children

No matter how our environment changes, we always keep in touch and maintain this superficial friendship.

My confidence is getting stronger

I gradually began to despise all women and began to despise all men

I turned this world into a huge stage and exude my beauty to the fullest

In this world, I live calmly, colorfully and well-behave

By chance, her husband Meng Zhigang got into my bed and became a secret lover of mine.

Moreover, we have maintained this kind of lover relationship for more than 20 years

Whether I go to his city or he comes to my city, we will gather together to chat, discuss whether the genitals of men and women and their relationship with each other.

Of course, we must finally discuss the skills of the bed to see how much the other party's skills have improved.

I always think there is no real friendship between women.

But because of a penis and a vagina, it is more intimate.

In fact, this time it was the couple who came to the provincial capital together.

Just yesterday afternoon, Meng Zhigang and I had an intimate contact

On the contrary, Duan Yumei and I only met now

Sometimes, I feel like a bad woman

It is the sinister, cunning, but hypocritical and artificial negative woman that often appears in film and television dramas

But I know that many things are not what I really want to do

For example, I didn't deliberately want to bully Duan Yumei, but I deliberately robbed Meng Zhigang with her.

Meng Zhigang and I have developed to this point, and this is a result of mutual attraction and involuntary love and friendship.

Wherever love comes, how can the little woman resist the arrival of desire?

After Duan Yumei surrendered, she immediately said: Su Fushui, I feel that Meng Zhigang has other women in this city! We came yesterday but last night, he returned to the hotel very late and I saw a trace of a woman biting his chest.

I laughed while stirring the coffee because the scar was what I bite

Now, I like to play exciting and alternative things more and more

I felt it was not exciting enough for me to have an affair with Meng Zhigang, so I left the tooth mark.

I want to know how Meng Zhigang made up lies, and I also want to see what Duan Yumei's attitude is

Do you think it’s ridiculous? We have been married for more than 20 years. Meng Zhigang has betrayed me now. As the best friend, you not only don’t come to comfort me, but also want to laugh at me?

Duan Yumei said angrily

I still smiled and said: I said Yumei, why don’t I beat that man hard for you? Force him to tell me honestly who that woman is and where is she living? Do you know Ah, I am a Taekwondo black belt

Go and go, how can you have such a best friend?

Duan Yumei muttered, shrugged her nose, sucked in a few breaths of air, and then said: He still has the smell of the woman's perfume on him, which is exactly the same as yours!

I know Duan Yumei is very sensitive, and I also know that the relationship between them and their husband is actually very good

So, I not only left my teeth marks, but also left my perfume smell.

What Duan Yumei hasn't discovered yet is that the red lips marks I left on the cuffs of his husband's shirt were also on the red lipsticks I left behind.

I wanted to see like a prank, what is the limit of tolerance for a couple who have been loving for more than 20 years? What will this episode bring to them?

Yumei, you have discovered this. You are so good. Zhigang and I can't help it... I pretended to be pitiful, as if I was asking her for forgiveness.

Duan Yumei thought I was joking with her, so she glared at me fiercely and said angrily: If you really did it, I, Duan Yumei, would have accepted it! Who doesn’t know that you are a fairy who is fascinated and will not lose your life? Besides, Meng Zhigang of my family is in his early 50s, how could he be able to get into the eyes of your sexy fox eyes? I don’t know that you are, I like young and handsome guys!

I know, the more I use it to admit it, the less Duan Yumei doesn't believe it is me who hooked up with her husband and became a rape

So I said again: Why don’t Zhao Lin take action and send her husband to the mayor? Let him check it out, and I believe that the matter will soon be revealed.

Zhao Lin is also our classmate, but she is one class lower than us. During high school, Zhao Lin is the follower of our two. But over the years, we have less contact with her.

Bad idea! I don't want this mess at home to be known to everyone. Duan Yumei shook her head and kept silent for a while and started sobbing

I felt a little embarrassed, so I walked over and hugged her and said: Otherwise, take revenge on him? As long as you nod, I will find the man you like.

Duan Yumei chuckled and said: Do you think I will be as sexy as you? But I really admire you that you have really achieved the red flag at home and the colorful flags are flying outside. How did you discipline your husband Wu Dapeng? Did he really never care about you and let you do whatever you want?

Unless he eats the bear heart and leopard, our Dapeng is much more obedient than your husband. This is called a woman not bad, a man does not love a woman, a man disdains to tell you Ah, many men are mean, sometimes women should become evil, and men will value you, hehe, you are my only apprentice, how could he be so serious? If I had known this, I wouldn't have taught you "The Eighteen Ways of the Cute Girl"

My husband is an archaeologist

More than 20 years ago, he found an ancient book "Eighteen Skills of the Colorful Girl" in the tomb of a granddaughter of a goddess doctor in the Ming Dynasty.

The tricks recorded in this book are very unique. They can not only strengthen the body, shape the body, but also delay aging

After I practiced this skill, I aging much slower than others

Now I am 45 years old, but I look like I am 25 years old

If I dress up carefully and say that I am 20 years old, it will be believed.

Duan Yumei practiced later than me, and she was not as serious as I did, so she looked in her early 30s and dressed up and looked a few years younger.

One side effect of this skill is that the desire of practitioners will increase accordingly

Therefore, in recent years, I have become more and more difficult to control myself, and I always have some spring dreams for no reason

Duan Yumei's rank is lower, and her situation is better than mine.

However, except for menstruation, she asked her husband for almost every day.

So, when she learned that her husband had cheated, she felt angry and worried about losing her husband's sex.

When I mentioned "Eighteen Ways of the Colorful Girl", Duan Yumei's face turned red.

She said softly: "Eighteen Techniques of the Beauty Girl" is an evil martial arts skills. This skill is so evil. Although I am 45 years old, I am still a hospital flower in our hospital. Many young doctors...

I believe Duan Yumei's words are definitely a very good figure and beauty. It is difficult to surpass Duan Yumei's charm value.

I gave her a blank look and said: Do you still have to keep your husband's chastity? Are you rustic? Think about it, the taste of stealing food is very exciting, it makes you ecstatic, and it can really make you fly. Go buy some clothes worn by young people, buy brighter and more energetic, and go towards the young direction. Dress up well and you will have many men around you, and you will naturally become more confident.

Duan Yumei seemed to be chewing on my words. She stopped talking for a long time. I know that she was already moved.

We were drinking coffee silently, and suddenly my phone rang

When I saw that it was Meng Zhigang

I smiled slightly and answered the phone

Meng Zhigang's low voice sounded inside: Baby Momo, where is it? I miss you, I want to see you immediately and still in the same room

I laughed in a vague way and said sweetly: Husband, what are you saying? I just parted yesterday afternoon and started thinking about me. Princess... I'm with Yumei now, why would you say a few words to Yumei?

Duan Yumei was stunned for a few seconds on the other end of the phone, and she came to her senses, thinking that I was showing my love with her husband, so she said loudly like a prank: Old Wu Ah, will I kidnap your wife today? Princess...

You are becoming more and more naughty! Please meet me carefully! On the other end of the phone, Meng Zhigang said fiercely in a low voice: Come here quickly and let me repair you well!

I laughed non-stop, and then said without hesitation: Tell me, let me see who repairs whom! Tell me, who is begging for mercy every time? My defeated generals, dare to talk about courage? Princess...

Meng Zhigang gritted his teeth and said: You dare to tease me in front of my wife, you are good, little fairy, you deliberately make me look good, right? Come over quickly, get the punishment, take off your skirt, and spank!

On the phone, I already felt that Meng Zhigang was breathing rapidly and was furious by me.

I pouted and said pitifully: Husband, I'm so scared, my butt is white and tender. Are you... willing to give me a blow? If you want to hit me, I won't go back. Yumei and I will go shopping! Unless... you promise to lick my butt!

Tsk tsk tsk... Duan Yumei listened to me ups and downs, as if angry and coquettish, magnetic and musical tone, talking about some details of the boudoir that are not suitable for children, her face turned red and she whispered: It's really a disaster for the country and the people, shameless Ah Su Daji, I finally understand how you dealt with your husband, who can stand it?

Princess, husband, do you agree? Humph, you haven’t licked it before, so why are you acting reserved? Okay, I’ll give you 5 seconds, I hung up the phone and went to pay the bill, and we went shopping!

Listening to the sound of breathing on the other end of the phone, I knew that Meng Zhigang was on the verge of surrender, so I continued to flirt with him.

Sure enough, Meng Zhigang's tone became kinder, as if begging me: OK, I promise you that you should come over quickly and let me serve you well?

This is almost the same princess... Husband, why don’t you drive to pick me up? By the way, you can send Yumei back to the hotel?

My voice is as beautiful as a silver bell

I continued to continue this game without any worries, making Meng Zhigang on the other end of the phone at a loss

My voice is also an important weapon for me

Many people say that my voice sounds very good

Especially in the phone, after the current is applied, it will appear clearer, really like a silver bell

Meng Zhigang likes calling me very much

He said it would be a good enjoyment to be able to listen to my voice every day

I drove over, he didn't need to pick me up. My husband gave me a new car last month. There is a BMW 730, Su Wushui, you can go and have a look later? By the way, poor little Shuishui, are you still driving that Beetle Ah? That was bought three years ago and it has long been outdated.

Duan Yumei showed off in front of me at any time, and I was so angry that I was so angry that I was so angry.

Husband, have you heard it? I have been with you for more than 20 years since Yumei bought a new car... I don't have such a gift. Why? When will you give me a high-end car? I have a good Maserati sports car, and it's only 1.5 million yuan to complete it all...

I guess Meng Zhigang also heard what his wife said just now

I took advantage of the situation and made him feel a little panicked and ashamed in front of me.

He whispered: Momo, stop making trouble, come here, we have been there for more than 20 years, but you don’t know, will I favor one and the other? Am I that kind of person...

But Duan Yumei also came to the front of the phone, afraid that he would hear her voice: I said Ah, Su Huoshui should have changed the car long ago. Maserati is good, I support it! Xiao Shuishui, then we will drive it? Hehehe...

I guess Meng Zhigang's head was getting bigger at this time

Meng Zhigang there quickly cut off the phone, he was a little scared

I flirted with him in front of his wife

He couldn't imagine how I would develop this game next

He's afraid he can't take it

I felt that I had enough fun, so I said goodbye to Duan Yumei and hurried to the hotel where Meng Zhigang stayed. I knew that Meng Zhigang had some headaches this time

More than 10 minutes later, I knocked on Meng Zhigang's door and after Meng Zhigang opened the door, I hugged me tightly...