When Mengyao heard this, she covered her mouth and smiled: Sister, that's so wronged you. Do you want me to teach you how to do it?
Go to yours, you don't need to teach this, let that stupid guy break in. I want to see if he is in the process. If not, I'll kill him
Oh! That's too cruel. I tell you, this man should be careful and don't even know if he fools you then?
Mengnan nodded and said: It's Ah. I heard that he works in a brick factory, and there are many women in the brick factory. If I catch him and steal a fishy day one day, I will definitely kill him. I will follow him to work in a brick factory. That's good.
Yes, that's a good idea
Two days have arrived all of a sudden. Ma San and Tiedan have received the invitation. Both of them are dressed neatly and are preparing to visit Kong Shidan's house.
In just two days, all the doors of Kong Shidan's house were brushed. The red couplets were dazzlingly red. A large piece of red cloth was hung on the door. The dead tree was covered with a layer of golden silk. The whole yard looked very happy.
Kong Shidan's house is full of people, bustling and bustling
Kong Shidan is really good at it. I don’t know where I borrowed a tape recorder, and it seems that I want to call everyone in the whole village.
Others get married is normal, but Kong Shidan gets married is not as good as ordinary people. The villagers are puzzled to see what kind of woman this stupid Shidan can marry.
At this moment, everyone suddenly heard a sharp voice: The bride is here, look Ah... is here...
When the people in the yard heard this, they rushed to the door. There was a loud and harsh whirlpool sound on the road not far away, which sounded like the classic "Hundred Birds Paying to the Phoenix". Look, the bride is here, let's go ahead to grab the wedding cake.
A large group of children ran to the gift car. The children were all dressed like balls, chubby, thick cotton pants looked very strong, twisting their fat bodies and pushing and squeezing
If you push me again, I will call me brother beat you
What is your brother? I will fight your brother and get out of here.
The man said and kicked a little boy
As soon as the little boy fell down, he implicated several children. The children behind him ran over, regardless of whether there was anyone below. The little boy cried, but he didn't care about the pain when he saw people running away. He wiped his tears and chased after him with a limp.
Firecrackers were slamming, and the cannons thrown into the wheat field shattered the frozen soil blocks, but the wheat seedlings in Pity were also blown off
The person who played the suona in front was driven away by these children. They were completely confused, and "Hundred Birds Paying to the Phoenix" suddenly became messy.
Get out of here, you can't grab it now, you can't grab it
Climb into the car
The children can't care so much. Although the people in the car tried hard to protect the cabinet, they couldn't stop so many children. They were all hands in front, back and left and right. The cabinet was opened and even the drawer of the dresser was pulled off.
The children snatched it up wildly, and of course they didn't dare to drive fast. It was nothing, but the safety of the children was the most important thing.
Of course, the pancakes moved with red ropes are for the children to grab them. They are not snatched or lively, and the whole road becomes extremely lively all of a sudden.
Leave some for me, leave some
Turning over the quilt, there must be some
At this time, the people in the car were blocking like an old hen protecting chickens, yelling: Get out, there is no here, go down quickly, look at your claws, as black as fire sticks, how can you touch the quilt! Go down quickly, go down all go down!
When a child heard this, he smiled at him: Yes, I'll wash, I'll wash
As he said that, he spat on his hands, then rubbed his hands together and rubbed them. He put his hands out to let the man see it. This made the car escort person very disgusting.
At this time, the children who got in and out of the car all started to learn
All of them are gone, they are so dirty. This is someone else's new quilt, they are going down
The children's eyes were red and rushed over. Their fists couldn't stand four hands. The children's black hands started to touch the quilt.
At this time, the driving person looked at it and turned around and cursed: You are such a bastard, you can't even see a car.
As he said that, he parked the car and started roaring fiercely. When the children saw the man's face, they were so scared that they slipped away.
The man then pulled out a short cannon from his pocket, fired and threw it over, scaring the children to escape everywhere.
Crying, firecrackers, roar of cars, and messy noises immediately made the small village boil
The sedan chair at the end was slowly limping, and the person carrying the sedan chair shook his head with the sound of squirting, as if this was not a laborious life, but a kind of enjoyment
The children couldn't get the hands and ran along the sedan chair. The funny children also lifted the big red sedan curtain from time to time to peek.
The journey is not far, I arrived in the village in a short while
The people at the entrance of the village were full of people, all of whom were smiling, as if this happy event was not just for Kong Shidan's family.
Everyone was talking and talking, talking and laughing, pointing and pointing
Don't leave, the bride comes down quickly and let everyone see
At this time, Kong Shidan's mother shouted in the crowd: Everyone wait and see, go to the front street and the back street first, and there are still people who haven't gotten up, so everyone knows
Oh, sister-in-law, there is time in the future. Let us take a look first, what are we going to do...
Let the village know that we will come to our house to grab the wedding candy later. This time we have enough wedding candy, so you can eat enough
As they said that, the team started to move around the village again, and people were talking about it. After all, everyone still wanted to figure out what kind of wife a person like Kong Shidan could marry, but everyone thought about the same answer, and they definitely were not a sound person.
After a while of liveliness, they finally turned back, and all the people squeezed to the door of Kong Shidan's house. At this time, Kong Shidan was wearing a Zhongshan suit, wearing a big red flower on his chest, a smile on his face, and a happy smile on his face.
You are blessed, you are excited to marry your wife this time?
Excited! I...I've long been...I've wanted to marry a wife
Kong Shidan has never received so many attentions. He didn't know how to speak for a while, but he just kept smiling.
Go! Hurry your wife over here
At this time, the old man disagreed and looked at the young man who was making excuses and shouted: Stop making trouble, use the Grand Master chair to carry the bride in, don't break the old rules
Shidan's parents thought to themselves: Yes, the bride will enjoy this time in her life. It's hard to let others carry it once. It would be a pity if she didn't sit down.
Then put the prepared Taishi chair at the entrance of the sedan chair
Come on, be careful, be careful not to remove the veil
At this time, the relatives of Kong Shidan's family formed a circle, fearing that someone would lift the bride's veil at this time.
As soon as the curtain was lifted, a tall and tall man came out. As soon as he poked his head, everyone in the village shouted.
Wow, shit, you are so lucky. Can you bear to marry such a big wife at night?
Kong Shidan looked at his wife and was very happy and nodded: Yes... Yes, I just like this... this number
Haha, it's Ah, look at you as thin as a monkey. If you can't stand it, call me and I'll help you... Haha...
Yes, let's ask us to join us
Let's talk about it, I'll see if you want to
At this time, a woman kept beating the man who was just talking. The man didn't expect his wife to be by his side and kept explaining: Don't beat him, isn't this a joke?
Are you still his uncle? Can you make this joke? Do you really have that idea? Your eyes are almost falling out when you look at it.
What are you talking about? No matter how many generations you have, you don’t know Ah? When I married you, my grandfather came to make trouble!
When the woman heard this, she slapped him in the head and said: Your grandfather is Nā grandson. If you don’t say it, I forgot. I wanted to eat my tofu some time ago, but there is no good thing in your family.
The villagers laughed when they heard this. Kong Shidan was quite sensible at this time. He followed the Grand Master's chair and carefully supported him, for fear that his wife would fall down accidentally.
At this time, the person carrying the sedan chair could finally rest. He raised his hands and shone the wind. The careful people then found that the four sedan chairmen were sweating heavily.
I think it's better not to lift it, this chair is unstable
Lin Mengnan looked down at the broken priest chair
Shitdan's mother rushed closer, and said confidently: How could it be unstable? This chair has been used to carry the bride for many years, it's okay
After saying this, Shidan’s three cousins felt relieved and shouted: Are you ready?
alright
I shouted to three and lifted up
good
one two three
I saw the three of them lifting up together. When they were about to take a step, they suddenly heard a click. The Meng Man sitting on the chair suddenly fell to the ground, and the whole chair suddenly turned into a pile of waste.
Ouch, my butt
Everyone laughed so hard that they leaned back and forth, Kong Shidan looked at Meng Nan's embarrassment and smiled foolishly
Lin Mengnan never expected such a thing to happen. At this time, everyone from her parents squeezed in. Seeing her daughter being thrown into that, but there were so many people in the village watching, she couldn't lose her temper. She had to pull Mengnan up and said: Don't get angry, mom knows that you are wronged, bear it.
I saw Lin Mengnan standing up from the ground, patting her butt and saying: Oh, next time I find a stronger chair, it looks like an antique, it's a pity if I sit broken
I can't walk by myself, I have to carry it on my back, I have to carry it on my back, and I have to cross the brazier and cross the saddle...
Everyone started to cheer, Kong Shidan smiled foolishly, pointed at Mengnan and said: Haha, she...she is too fat, I'm afraid... she can't carry it.
Is it still a man? I can't even carry the bride, so why should I marry my wife? I'll give it to me
Yes, if you can't carry someone, you'll send the bride back to your parents' home
Lin Mengnan looked at Kong Shidan through the red veil. She must be unable to bear the tiny body behind her back.
She pulled off the red veil and said: Stop quarrel, I have legs and feet, I can walk, everyone remember, I am married to the Kong family now, no one wants to bully me, if someone offends me, I will not beat you up and see if I will crippled you.
After saying that, he put Kong Shit Egg on his shoulder like a sack, and walked straight to home.
Haha, my wife carries her husband, but this woman is still awesome!
Kong Shidan never expected his wife to do this, he kicked around her shoulders
Mengyao couldn't stand it anymore, so she pulled Mengnan and said: Let it go quickly, let the villagers laugh at me.
It's a joke, I'll tell you by the way, don't pretend to be stupid for me, it's okay if you don't mess with me, but you'll be responsible for the consequences...
People in the village have never seen such a woman before. It's really an eye-opener
My God, what is this world?
A few old men couldn't stand it and left sighing
The villagers squeezed into Kong Shidan's house at this time. Kong Shidan's house was completely refreshed and looked very clean and tidy. A few gangster stoves were temporarily built on one side of the courtyard. The fire was red and the big pot was steaming. At this time, the fragrance of the whole courtyard was scented.
Hehe! It's quite delicious
Lin Mengnan carried the Kong Shit Egg to the yard and put it down. He walked to the pot and took a piece of meat and ate it. At this time, everyone in the village could see it very clearly. Lin Mengnan not only crossed his eyes, but also lame his legs, but it could be seen that she had endless strength all over her body.
Kong Shidan was so dizzy that she carried it. After a while, she found that Mengnan had actually ran to the pot to eat meat.
Look, the bride is not fake at all, it's quite casual
It's Ah, such a woman is amazing, it seems that this family is going to suffer
Although people in the village are talking a lot, it is still the business of someone else's family after all.
For a moment, the witness was also confused. He never expected such an accident, so he went straight to the ceremony of the church. At this time, the roof began to sprinkle sugar again. The men, women, and children in the village all snatched them in the yard.
Candy is normal sugar, but everyone wants to be happy
People who love to make trouble also started to make trouble. Kong Shidan's face was covered with ashes and shoe polish. The whole face became a flowery face on the stage, but strangely, Mengnan's face was clean.
At night, the men and women in the village gathered at Shidan's house. Looking at the two, none of them dared to make a fuss in the bridal room.
Ermazi usually likes this kind of scene the most, but today he is also very scared. All Liu Mang, a villain, suddenly kicked Ermazi's butt.
Ermazi rushed to Lin Mengnan. Lin Mengnan didn't expect that such a bold man would be pressed by Ermazi and beside him.
Kong Shidan saw it and became anxious and thought to herself: How can my wife let others suppress Ah?
Then he swung his fist and pounded Ermazi's back, saying: "Get me...I'll get up, that...that's my wife."
Ermazi also knew very well, but he was not unable to get up at this time, but was scared to death.
He was frightened when he thought of Lin Mengnan's appearance during the day, his whole body was sore and soft. At this moment, the bad water in his heart could not flow out.
At this time, someone suddenly shouted in the room: Feng Mei, your husband is lying on Shidan’s wife, look
Feng Mei was so angry when she heard this, she pushed away the crowd, her eyes showed fierce light, and looked at Ermazi and said: "I can't get up yet."
Wife, I didn't mean it, I'm afraid, please pull me up
At this time, people didn't understand why the bride with such a bad temper didn't get angry?
But when Ermazi was just pulled up, Lin Mengnan sat upright and slapped his hand.
Damn, if you let me eat my tofu, I still can’t get it up. Is my tofu fragrant?
This time, Ermazi really knocked out. With Lin Mengnan's hand strength of at least 100 pounds, it made Ermazi's eyes appear in a slight and painful feeling as if he was splashed with chili oil.
How do you hit Ah?
Feng Mei pointed at Meng Nan and said
Mengnan is a woman who can't bear the loss. She looked at Feng Mei and stood up.
At this time, everyone felt Meng Nan's aura and couldn't help but take a few steps back. This place suddenly became a battlefield for two people.
What do you want to do?
Feng Mei was scared when she looked tall and tall, and she looked at her at least one head taller than herself.
I saw Mengnan walking to her, stretching out his hand and gently touching her face.
Haha, look at your face as if it is hanged, and it will be powdery when you touch it. What kind of Ah is applied? In the future, buy some good cosmetics. If you can't afford it, don't apply it like a chicken.
As soon as this was said, everyone was scared because Feng Mei hated others to say the word chicken the most in her life. She wanted to beat people as soon as she said it.
You say it again
I'll say it again, it's OK to dress up like a human in the future. How about not comparing with poultry?
As he said that, Meng Man pushed Feng Mei
Fortunately, there are many people behind, otherwise Feng Mei would have to fall to the ground
Ermazi came to his senses at this time, pulled Feng Mei for a moment and said: Wife, let's go home, we won't make trouble in this bridal chamber.
Then, as if I remembered something, I looked at Liu Mang next to me and thought to myself: Good Ah, it was you who caused me to be slapped in the face. This revenge must be repaid
Meng Man saw that Ermazi had no match for her, so she sat back bored.
Everyone looks at me and I look at you, but none of them dare to make a fuss
Quan Liu Mang held a heart-shaped carrot in his hand, and was ready to move, but he never dared to move forward.
Why are you all gathering here? Am I that scary? Are you going to make a wedding chamber? Come on, come on, come on...
Ermazi saw that no one dared to make a bridal chamber, and immediately squeezed behind Liu Mang and kicked him hard.
I saw that Liu Mang was not careful and staggered over, with his hands straight towards Meng Man's chest.
Mengnan saw that there was really someone who was not afraid of death. She dared to grab her breasts in front of everyone, and hurriedly raised her feet and kicked him in the crotch. Quan Liu Mang screamed and sat on the ground with his lower body covered his lower body.
The people crowded in the room were stunned and thought to themselves: How could this be a woman?
It's obviously a tigress, let alone a bridal chamber, if it doesn't work properly, it will cause death.
Thinking of this, everyone was so scared that they ran away...
The room was quiet for a moment. At this time, Kong Shidan's parents saw that everyone had run away and thought something had happened, so they hurried in.
What's wrong? Are you hurting someone?
Kong Shidan was also scared at this time and thought to himself: I didn't expect that this woman not only looks scary, but also takes action ruthlessly. If this continues, I'm afraid I will be in dire straits every day, and it's not impossible to die one day.
It's okay, mom, those people want to take advantage of me. Do you think I can let others do that? So I taught them a lesson. They went back after asking for trouble.
Oh, it's fine, it's fine, but it's fine if you don't have a wedding or a wedding, it's cold and deserted
When Meng Nan heard this, she felt unhappy and thought: I said this for your own good, but now I'm still picking problems.
She hurriedly said: What? What do you mean is to make others take advantage of me before they are happy? By the way, I heard that the custom here is that no matter the generation in the first three days, then let my father-in-law come to touch me and make a fuss in the bridal chamber...
Why do you kid say that...
When Shidan Dad heard this, his face turned red to his ears and thought to himself: This girl doesn’t look stupid, why do you just say these unrelated words?
Then he sighed and left
Look at you, alas... I can't say it, there is no one anymore, you can rest early
Shitdan's mother said and left with a flick of her hands
The dream man looked at his father-in-law and mother-in-law, and snorted. The tiger's eyes were round and the black eyeballs gathered to the bridge of his nose and called out the shit egg
Shitdan was so scared that he quickly replied: What's wrong? Wife, I have... Is there anything I have to say.
Do you think your mother has something wrong?
Yes...yes, they all have problems, there are problems
When the Meng Man heard this, she burst into laughter, held up the face of the shit egg and kissed her, and said: Well, this is almost the same.
Shit Dan didn't dare to neglect at all, and looked at her seriously with those bitch eyes. At this time, he realized that Meng Man was actually pretty good, with no freckles on her white and clean face. Except for the abnormal eyes, she was still very likable.
Wife, are you...you are looking at me?
When Meng Man heard this, she was furious and slapped him in the head and said: Nonsense, I'm not looking at you, look at dog Ah?
Then... can you stop squeezing your eyes to a piece of Ah? Can't you go a little bit next to it?
Let me say something else, I won't castrate you anymore
Shitdan has never been threatened like this, and he quickly thrust his lower body with both hands, thinking: Why is this woman so cruel?
Want to castrate people at any time
Haha, it’s okay, you are my husband, why do I be willing to come over quickly? To be honest, I have never seen a man seriously since I grew up!
Kong Shidan was frightened at this time, as if she might be beaten if she didn't like her wishes.
Go and close the door
Kong Shidan got out of bed quickly and quickly closed the door. Just as she was about to come back, Meng Man shouted again: Pull the curtain up, it is rare to sleep early.
After saying that, Meng Man fell on the bed and could hear the whole bed squeaking loudly.
Kong Shidan pulled the curtains, touched his soft dick, looked at Meng Nan's huge breasts, and thought to himself: How should I spend Ah tonight?
Will someone die?
Kong Shidan walked to the bed tremblingly and looked at the dream man on the bed
Meng Man stretched his waist on the bed, waved his hand, and let him sit on the bed. He obeyed his words and did not dare to make any mistakes.
She held up his face and looked carefully, and kissed his forehead with her thick lips. Shittan felt numb all over. She was really afraid that she would accidentally bite her mouth.
Look at it that scares you like this. Actually, I am still a woman, I come here very gently, kiss me
Shidan looked at her thick mouth blocking, and suddenly heard Mengnan screaming: Oh, why is your mouth like a cesspool? It smells so bad, go brush your teeth
When Kong Shidan heard this, he hurriedly covered his mouth and ran outside the house, and brushed it desperately with a toothbrush.
At this time, Meng Man saw someone outside, jumped up from the bed, opened the door and looked out, and saw her father-in-law and mother-in-law were listening sneakily from the window.
Hi!
Mengman suddenly made a sound, scaring Shidan's parents to the point of almost pissing their pants. When she turned around, she saw that Lin Mengman was shouting at the door and hurriedly explained: Daughter-in-law, we can't blame us. This is the custom here. Every couple of newlyweds have to listen to the room when they get married.
OK, whatever, wait and stop shouting when you hear the call
She had no shame at all, and Shidan's parents grinned and didn't dare to say a word, leaving in shame
Meng Man looked at the two old men and smiled and went back to the room.
To be honest, Shendan's house is quite good. Two honeycomb coal stoves have made the whole room warm, so she simply took off her coat.
At this time, Kong Shidan also brushed her teeth, walked over with her teeth grinning, walked up to her and asked: Wife, look...is it... OK now?
Meng Man looked at Kong Shidan and smiled and said: Oh! No matter how hard you brush your teeth, you can't clean them. Forget it, just go to sleep like that. I pretended to be exhausted this day.
As he said that, the dream man started taking off his pants
Shidan was very nervous at this time and thought to himself: It's bad, I'm really going to get on this time
Take off, you just sleep like that?
Mengnan said without shame
Shit Dan thought: Yes, since you get married, you have to do that. This is normal. Sooner or later, you will have this disaster.
The dream man took off only one close-fitting dress and a red pants and covered him with a quilt.
Shit Dan looked at it and thought: No way?
Could she not do this today?
He couldn't care so much, and he took off all his clothes and went to bed. When Meng Man saw that Kong Shit Egg was clean, he reached out and hit his cock, making Shit Egg so painful that he screamed
Why are you hitting it? It hurts... it hurts!
I'm so embarrassed to say, take off so cleanly, what do you want to do?
When Kong Shidan heard this, he looked very aggrieved and said hesitantly: I... I have no choice, my family... I don't have pants anymore, I take it off... I'll take it off... I'll leave this one... this one
You are so shameless, go to bed quickly, I will be in a different room today, I am so tired
After saying that, Meng Man covered the quilt and narrowed her eyes
When Shit Dan heard this, the big stone in her heart fell down and she felt extremely relaxed.
I thought to myself: If you don’t do it, I’m really afraid that you, a fierce girl, will ruin my dick.
Shittan sat up, looking at the bloated breasts in the quilt, and couldn't help swallowing
Mengnan didn't ask for sex, Shidan felt energetic, all he thought about was the scene of turning upside down on the bed with her, and thinking about the pleasure of having sex with his sister-in-law. He couldn't help but move and lay down next to her body.
Mengnan didn't move at this time, as if she was really asleep. He leaned against her again, he leaned on her, hey!
This time it was next to her body, hot, slippery, and comfortable
Seeing that she didn't respond, Shidan became even more bold and wanted to put her hands on her belly.
But Shitan just put his hand on her belly and felt that she had slapped her chest hard, and this time it hurt him.
Ah! Please be gentle, it hurts
This time Shit Dan didn't dare to move around, so she stepped back and was at a little distance from her before she could lie down with peace of mind.
At this moment, he really wanted to fuck her. At this moment, the cock on his lower body became hard and he pushed the quilt high.
While Shidan was thinking about it, he felt one hand grabbing the cock and folding it hard. The voice of the dream man sounded in his ear: I am not in the mood today, I will do it tomorrow morning, go to bed soon
Kong Shidan's big cock was almost broken by her. Shidan responded, lying flat and did not dare to move.
Go to yours, you don't need to teach this, let that stupid guy break in. I want to see if he is in the process. If not, I'll kill him
Oh! That's too cruel. I tell you, this man should be careful and don't even know if he fools you then?
Mengnan nodded and said: It's Ah. I heard that he works in a brick factory, and there are many women in the brick factory. If I catch him and steal a fishy day one day, I will definitely kill him. I will follow him to work in a brick factory. That's good.
Yes, that's a good idea
Two days have arrived all of a sudden. Ma San and Tiedan have received the invitation. Both of them are dressed neatly and are preparing to visit Kong Shidan's house.
In just two days, all the doors of Kong Shidan's house were brushed. The red couplets were dazzlingly red. A large piece of red cloth was hung on the door. The dead tree was covered with a layer of golden silk. The whole yard looked very happy.
Kong Shidan's house is full of people, bustling and bustling
Kong Shidan is really good at it. I don’t know where I borrowed a tape recorder, and it seems that I want to call everyone in the whole village.
Others get married is normal, but Kong Shidan gets married is not as good as ordinary people. The villagers are puzzled to see what kind of woman this stupid Shidan can marry.
At this moment, everyone suddenly heard a sharp voice: The bride is here, look Ah... is here...
When the people in the yard heard this, they rushed to the door. There was a loud and harsh whirlpool sound on the road not far away, which sounded like the classic "Hundred Birds Paying to the Phoenix". Look, the bride is here, let's go ahead to grab the wedding cake.
A large group of children ran to the gift car. The children were all dressed like balls, chubby, thick cotton pants looked very strong, twisting their fat bodies and pushing and squeezing
If you push me again, I will call me brother beat you
What is your brother? I will fight your brother and get out of here.
The man said and kicked a little boy
As soon as the little boy fell down, he implicated several children. The children behind him ran over, regardless of whether there was anyone below. The little boy cried, but he didn't care about the pain when he saw people running away. He wiped his tears and chased after him with a limp.
Firecrackers were slamming, and the cannons thrown into the wheat field shattered the frozen soil blocks, but the wheat seedlings in Pity were also blown off
The person who played the suona in front was driven away by these children. They were completely confused, and "Hundred Birds Paying to the Phoenix" suddenly became messy.
Get out of here, you can't grab it now, you can't grab it
Climb into the car
The children can't care so much. Although the people in the car tried hard to protect the cabinet, they couldn't stop so many children. They were all hands in front, back and left and right. The cabinet was opened and even the drawer of the dresser was pulled off.
The children snatched it up wildly, and of course they didn't dare to drive fast. It was nothing, but the safety of the children was the most important thing.
Of course, the pancakes moved with red ropes are for the children to grab them. They are not snatched or lively, and the whole road becomes extremely lively all of a sudden.
Leave some for me, leave some
Turning over the quilt, there must be some
At this time, the people in the car were blocking like an old hen protecting chickens, yelling: Get out, there is no here, go down quickly, look at your claws, as black as fire sticks, how can you touch the quilt! Go down quickly, go down all go down!
When a child heard this, he smiled at him: Yes, I'll wash, I'll wash
As he said that, he spat on his hands, then rubbed his hands together and rubbed them. He put his hands out to let the man see it. This made the car escort person very disgusting.
At this time, the children who got in and out of the car all started to learn
All of them are gone, they are so dirty. This is someone else's new quilt, they are going down
The children's eyes were red and rushed over. Their fists couldn't stand four hands. The children's black hands started to touch the quilt.
At this time, the driving person looked at it and turned around and cursed: You are such a bastard, you can't even see a car.
As he said that, he parked the car and started roaring fiercely. When the children saw the man's face, they were so scared that they slipped away.
The man then pulled out a short cannon from his pocket, fired and threw it over, scaring the children to escape everywhere.
Crying, firecrackers, roar of cars, and messy noises immediately made the small village boil
The sedan chair at the end was slowly limping, and the person carrying the sedan chair shook his head with the sound of squirting, as if this was not a laborious life, but a kind of enjoyment
The children couldn't get the hands and ran along the sedan chair. The funny children also lifted the big red sedan curtain from time to time to peek.
The journey is not far, I arrived in the village in a short while
The people at the entrance of the village were full of people, all of whom were smiling, as if this happy event was not just for Kong Shidan's family.
Everyone was talking and talking, talking and laughing, pointing and pointing
Don't leave, the bride comes down quickly and let everyone see
At this time, Kong Shidan's mother shouted in the crowd: Everyone wait and see, go to the front street and the back street first, and there are still people who haven't gotten up, so everyone knows
Oh, sister-in-law, there is time in the future. Let us take a look first, what are we going to do...
Let the village know that we will come to our house to grab the wedding candy later. This time we have enough wedding candy, so you can eat enough
As they said that, the team started to move around the village again, and people were talking about it. After all, everyone still wanted to figure out what kind of wife a person like Kong Shidan could marry, but everyone thought about the same answer, and they definitely were not a sound person.
After a while of liveliness, they finally turned back, and all the people squeezed to the door of Kong Shidan's house. At this time, Kong Shidan was wearing a Zhongshan suit, wearing a big red flower on his chest, a smile on his face, and a happy smile on his face.
You are blessed, you are excited to marry your wife this time?
Excited! I...I've long been...I've wanted to marry a wife
Kong Shidan has never received so many attentions. He didn't know how to speak for a while, but he just kept smiling.
Go! Hurry your wife over here
At this time, the old man disagreed and looked at the young man who was making excuses and shouted: Stop making trouble, use the Grand Master chair to carry the bride in, don't break the old rules
Shidan's parents thought to themselves: Yes, the bride will enjoy this time in her life. It's hard to let others carry it once. It would be a pity if she didn't sit down.
Then put the prepared Taishi chair at the entrance of the sedan chair
Come on, be careful, be careful not to remove the veil
At this time, the relatives of Kong Shidan's family formed a circle, fearing that someone would lift the bride's veil at this time.
As soon as the curtain was lifted, a tall and tall man came out. As soon as he poked his head, everyone in the village shouted.
Wow, shit, you are so lucky. Can you bear to marry such a big wife at night?
Kong Shidan looked at his wife and was very happy and nodded: Yes... Yes, I just like this... this number
Haha, it's Ah, look at you as thin as a monkey. If you can't stand it, call me and I'll help you... Haha...
Yes, let's ask us to join us
Let's talk about it, I'll see if you want to
At this time, a woman kept beating the man who was just talking. The man didn't expect his wife to be by his side and kept explaining: Don't beat him, isn't this a joke?
Are you still his uncle? Can you make this joke? Do you really have that idea? Your eyes are almost falling out when you look at it.
What are you talking about? No matter how many generations you have, you don’t know Ah? When I married you, my grandfather came to make trouble!
When the woman heard this, she slapped him in the head and said: Your grandfather is Nā grandson. If you don’t say it, I forgot. I wanted to eat my tofu some time ago, but there is no good thing in your family.
The villagers laughed when they heard this. Kong Shidan was quite sensible at this time. He followed the Grand Master's chair and carefully supported him, for fear that his wife would fall down accidentally.
At this time, the person carrying the sedan chair could finally rest. He raised his hands and shone the wind. The careful people then found that the four sedan chairmen were sweating heavily.
I think it's better not to lift it, this chair is unstable
Lin Mengnan looked down at the broken priest chair
Shitdan's mother rushed closer, and said confidently: How could it be unstable? This chair has been used to carry the bride for many years, it's okay
After saying this, Shidan’s three cousins felt relieved and shouted: Are you ready?
alright
I shouted to three and lifted up
good
one two three
I saw the three of them lifting up together. When they were about to take a step, they suddenly heard a click. The Meng Man sitting on the chair suddenly fell to the ground, and the whole chair suddenly turned into a pile of waste.
Ouch, my butt
Everyone laughed so hard that they leaned back and forth, Kong Shidan looked at Meng Nan's embarrassment and smiled foolishly
Lin Mengnan never expected such a thing to happen. At this time, everyone from her parents squeezed in. Seeing her daughter being thrown into that, but there were so many people in the village watching, she couldn't lose her temper. She had to pull Mengnan up and said: Don't get angry, mom knows that you are wronged, bear it.
I saw Lin Mengnan standing up from the ground, patting her butt and saying: Oh, next time I find a stronger chair, it looks like an antique, it's a pity if I sit broken
I can't walk by myself, I have to carry it on my back, I have to carry it on my back, and I have to cross the brazier and cross the saddle...
Everyone started to cheer, Kong Shidan smiled foolishly, pointed at Mengnan and said: Haha, she...she is too fat, I'm afraid... she can't carry it.
Is it still a man? I can't even carry the bride, so why should I marry my wife? I'll give it to me
Yes, if you can't carry someone, you'll send the bride back to your parents' home
Lin Mengnan looked at Kong Shidan through the red veil. She must be unable to bear the tiny body behind her back.
She pulled off the red veil and said: Stop quarrel, I have legs and feet, I can walk, everyone remember, I am married to the Kong family now, no one wants to bully me, if someone offends me, I will not beat you up and see if I will crippled you.
After saying that, he put Kong Shit Egg on his shoulder like a sack, and walked straight to home.
Haha, my wife carries her husband, but this woman is still awesome!
Kong Shidan never expected his wife to do this, he kicked around her shoulders
Mengyao couldn't stand it anymore, so she pulled Mengnan and said: Let it go quickly, let the villagers laugh at me.
It's a joke, I'll tell you by the way, don't pretend to be stupid for me, it's okay if you don't mess with me, but you'll be responsible for the consequences...
People in the village have never seen such a woman before. It's really an eye-opener
My God, what is this world?
A few old men couldn't stand it and left sighing
The villagers squeezed into Kong Shidan's house at this time. Kong Shidan's house was completely refreshed and looked very clean and tidy. A few gangster stoves were temporarily built on one side of the courtyard. The fire was red and the big pot was steaming. At this time, the fragrance of the whole courtyard was scented.
Hehe! It's quite delicious
Lin Mengnan carried the Kong Shit Egg to the yard and put it down. He walked to the pot and took a piece of meat and ate it. At this time, everyone in the village could see it very clearly. Lin Mengnan not only crossed his eyes, but also lame his legs, but it could be seen that she had endless strength all over her body.
Kong Shidan was so dizzy that she carried it. After a while, she found that Mengnan had actually ran to the pot to eat meat.
Look, the bride is not fake at all, it's quite casual
It's Ah, such a woman is amazing, it seems that this family is going to suffer
Although people in the village are talking a lot, it is still the business of someone else's family after all.
For a moment, the witness was also confused. He never expected such an accident, so he went straight to the ceremony of the church. At this time, the roof began to sprinkle sugar again. The men, women, and children in the village all snatched them in the yard.
Candy is normal sugar, but everyone wants to be happy
People who love to make trouble also started to make trouble. Kong Shidan's face was covered with ashes and shoe polish. The whole face became a flowery face on the stage, but strangely, Mengnan's face was clean.
At night, the men and women in the village gathered at Shidan's house. Looking at the two, none of them dared to make a fuss in the bridal room.
Ermazi usually likes this kind of scene the most, but today he is also very scared. All Liu Mang, a villain, suddenly kicked Ermazi's butt.
Ermazi rushed to Lin Mengnan. Lin Mengnan didn't expect that such a bold man would be pressed by Ermazi and beside him.
Kong Shidan saw it and became anxious and thought to herself: How can my wife let others suppress Ah?
Then he swung his fist and pounded Ermazi's back, saying: "Get me...I'll get up, that...that's my wife."
Ermazi also knew very well, but he was not unable to get up at this time, but was scared to death.
He was frightened when he thought of Lin Mengnan's appearance during the day, his whole body was sore and soft. At this moment, the bad water in his heart could not flow out.
At this time, someone suddenly shouted in the room: Feng Mei, your husband is lying on Shidan’s wife, look
Feng Mei was so angry when she heard this, she pushed away the crowd, her eyes showed fierce light, and looked at Ermazi and said: "I can't get up yet."
Wife, I didn't mean it, I'm afraid, please pull me up
At this time, people didn't understand why the bride with such a bad temper didn't get angry?
But when Ermazi was just pulled up, Lin Mengnan sat upright and slapped his hand.
Damn, if you let me eat my tofu, I still can’t get it up. Is my tofu fragrant?
This time, Ermazi really knocked out. With Lin Mengnan's hand strength of at least 100 pounds, it made Ermazi's eyes appear in a slight and painful feeling as if he was splashed with chili oil.
How do you hit Ah?
Feng Mei pointed at Meng Nan and said
Mengnan is a woman who can't bear the loss. She looked at Feng Mei and stood up.
At this time, everyone felt Meng Nan's aura and couldn't help but take a few steps back. This place suddenly became a battlefield for two people.
What do you want to do?
Feng Mei was scared when she looked tall and tall, and she looked at her at least one head taller than herself.
I saw Mengnan walking to her, stretching out his hand and gently touching her face.
Haha, look at your face as if it is hanged, and it will be powdery when you touch it. What kind of Ah is applied? In the future, buy some good cosmetics. If you can't afford it, don't apply it like a chicken.
As soon as this was said, everyone was scared because Feng Mei hated others to say the word chicken the most in her life. She wanted to beat people as soon as she said it.
You say it again
I'll say it again, it's OK to dress up like a human in the future. How about not comparing with poultry?
As he said that, Meng Man pushed Feng Mei
Fortunately, there are many people behind, otherwise Feng Mei would have to fall to the ground
Ermazi came to his senses at this time, pulled Feng Mei for a moment and said: Wife, let's go home, we won't make trouble in this bridal chamber.
Then, as if I remembered something, I looked at Liu Mang next to me and thought to myself: Good Ah, it was you who caused me to be slapped in the face. This revenge must be repaid
Meng Man saw that Ermazi had no match for her, so she sat back bored.
Everyone looks at me and I look at you, but none of them dare to make a fuss
Quan Liu Mang held a heart-shaped carrot in his hand, and was ready to move, but he never dared to move forward.
Why are you all gathering here? Am I that scary? Are you going to make a wedding chamber? Come on, come on, come on...
Ermazi saw that no one dared to make a bridal chamber, and immediately squeezed behind Liu Mang and kicked him hard.
I saw that Liu Mang was not careful and staggered over, with his hands straight towards Meng Man's chest.
Mengnan saw that there was really someone who was not afraid of death. She dared to grab her breasts in front of everyone, and hurriedly raised her feet and kicked him in the crotch. Quan Liu Mang screamed and sat on the ground with his lower body covered his lower body.
The people crowded in the room were stunned and thought to themselves: How could this be a woman?
It's obviously a tigress, let alone a bridal chamber, if it doesn't work properly, it will cause death.
Thinking of this, everyone was so scared that they ran away...
The room was quiet for a moment. At this time, Kong Shidan's parents saw that everyone had run away and thought something had happened, so they hurried in.
What's wrong? Are you hurting someone?
Kong Shidan was also scared at this time and thought to himself: I didn't expect that this woman not only looks scary, but also takes action ruthlessly. If this continues, I'm afraid I will be in dire straits every day, and it's not impossible to die one day.
It's okay, mom, those people want to take advantage of me. Do you think I can let others do that? So I taught them a lesson. They went back after asking for trouble.
Oh, it's fine, it's fine, but it's fine if you don't have a wedding or a wedding, it's cold and deserted
When Meng Nan heard this, she felt unhappy and thought: I said this for your own good, but now I'm still picking problems.
She hurriedly said: What? What do you mean is to make others take advantage of me before they are happy? By the way, I heard that the custom here is that no matter the generation in the first three days, then let my father-in-law come to touch me and make a fuss in the bridal chamber...
Why do you kid say that...
When Shidan Dad heard this, his face turned red to his ears and thought to himself: This girl doesn’t look stupid, why do you just say these unrelated words?
Then he sighed and left
Look at you, alas... I can't say it, there is no one anymore, you can rest early
Shitdan's mother said and left with a flick of her hands
The dream man looked at his father-in-law and mother-in-law, and snorted. The tiger's eyes were round and the black eyeballs gathered to the bridge of his nose and called out the shit egg
Shitdan was so scared that he quickly replied: What's wrong? Wife, I have... Is there anything I have to say.
Do you think your mother has something wrong?
Yes...yes, they all have problems, there are problems
When the Meng Man heard this, she burst into laughter, held up the face of the shit egg and kissed her, and said: Well, this is almost the same.
Shit Dan didn't dare to neglect at all, and looked at her seriously with those bitch eyes. At this time, he realized that Meng Man was actually pretty good, with no freckles on her white and clean face. Except for the abnormal eyes, she was still very likable.
Wife, are you...you are looking at me?
When Meng Man heard this, she was furious and slapped him in the head and said: Nonsense, I'm not looking at you, look at dog Ah?
Then... can you stop squeezing your eyes to a piece of Ah? Can't you go a little bit next to it?
Let me say something else, I won't castrate you anymore
Shitdan has never been threatened like this, and he quickly thrust his lower body with both hands, thinking: Why is this woman so cruel?
Want to castrate people at any time
Haha, it’s okay, you are my husband, why do I be willing to come over quickly? To be honest, I have never seen a man seriously since I grew up!
Kong Shidan was frightened at this time, as if she might be beaten if she didn't like her wishes.
Go and close the door
Kong Shidan got out of bed quickly and quickly closed the door. Just as she was about to come back, Meng Man shouted again: Pull the curtain up, it is rare to sleep early.
After saying that, Meng Man fell on the bed and could hear the whole bed squeaking loudly.
Kong Shidan pulled the curtains, touched his soft dick, looked at Meng Nan's huge breasts, and thought to himself: How should I spend Ah tonight?
Will someone die?
Kong Shidan walked to the bed tremblingly and looked at the dream man on the bed
Meng Man stretched his waist on the bed, waved his hand, and let him sit on the bed. He obeyed his words and did not dare to make any mistakes.
She held up his face and looked carefully, and kissed his forehead with her thick lips. Shittan felt numb all over. She was really afraid that she would accidentally bite her mouth.
Look at it that scares you like this. Actually, I am still a woman, I come here very gently, kiss me
Shidan looked at her thick mouth blocking, and suddenly heard Mengnan screaming: Oh, why is your mouth like a cesspool? It smells so bad, go brush your teeth
When Kong Shidan heard this, he hurriedly covered his mouth and ran outside the house, and brushed it desperately with a toothbrush.
At this time, Meng Man saw someone outside, jumped up from the bed, opened the door and looked out, and saw her father-in-law and mother-in-law were listening sneakily from the window.
Hi!
Mengman suddenly made a sound, scaring Shidan's parents to the point of almost pissing their pants. When she turned around, she saw that Lin Mengman was shouting at the door and hurriedly explained: Daughter-in-law, we can't blame us. This is the custom here. Every couple of newlyweds have to listen to the room when they get married.
OK, whatever, wait and stop shouting when you hear the call
She had no shame at all, and Shidan's parents grinned and didn't dare to say a word, leaving in shame
Meng Man looked at the two old men and smiled and went back to the room.
To be honest, Shendan's house is quite good. Two honeycomb coal stoves have made the whole room warm, so she simply took off her coat.
At this time, Kong Shidan also brushed her teeth, walked over with her teeth grinning, walked up to her and asked: Wife, look...is it... OK now?
Meng Man looked at Kong Shidan and smiled and said: Oh! No matter how hard you brush your teeth, you can't clean them. Forget it, just go to sleep like that. I pretended to be exhausted this day.
As he said that, the dream man started taking off his pants
Shidan was very nervous at this time and thought to himself: It's bad, I'm really going to get on this time
Take off, you just sleep like that?
Mengnan said without shame
Shit Dan thought: Yes, since you get married, you have to do that. This is normal. Sooner or later, you will have this disaster.
The dream man took off only one close-fitting dress and a red pants and covered him with a quilt.
Shit Dan looked at it and thought: No way?
Could she not do this today?
He couldn't care so much, and he took off all his clothes and went to bed. When Meng Man saw that Kong Shit Egg was clean, he reached out and hit his cock, making Shit Egg so painful that he screamed
Why are you hitting it? It hurts... it hurts!
I'm so embarrassed to say, take off so cleanly, what do you want to do?
When Kong Shidan heard this, he looked very aggrieved and said hesitantly: I... I have no choice, my family... I don't have pants anymore, I take it off... I'll take it off... I'll leave this one... this one
You are so shameless, go to bed quickly, I will be in a different room today, I am so tired
After saying that, Meng Man covered the quilt and narrowed her eyes
When Shit Dan heard this, the big stone in her heart fell down and she felt extremely relaxed.
I thought to myself: If you don’t do it, I’m really afraid that you, a fierce girl, will ruin my dick.
Shittan sat up, looking at the bloated breasts in the quilt, and couldn't help swallowing
Mengnan didn't ask for sex, Shidan felt energetic, all he thought about was the scene of turning upside down on the bed with her, and thinking about the pleasure of having sex with his sister-in-law. He couldn't help but move and lay down next to her body.
Mengnan didn't move at this time, as if she was really asleep. He leaned against her again, he leaned on her, hey!
This time it was next to her body, hot, slippery, and comfortable
Seeing that she didn't respond, Shidan became even more bold and wanted to put her hands on her belly.
But Shitan just put his hand on her belly and felt that she had slapped her chest hard, and this time it hurt him.
Ah! Please be gentle, it hurts
This time Shit Dan didn't dare to move around, so she stepped back and was at a little distance from her before she could lie down with peace of mind.
At this moment, he really wanted to fuck her. At this moment, the cock on his lower body became hard and he pushed the quilt high.
While Shidan was thinking about it, he felt one hand grabbing the cock and folding it hard. The voice of the dream man sounded in his ear: I am not in the mood today, I will do it tomorrow morning, go to bed soon
Kong Shidan's big cock was almost broken by her. Shidan responded, lying flat and did not dare to move.
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