The two people in the pharmacy were embarrassed to watch and listened quietly to the conversation of several people
Watching the potion in the syringe pushing into Tiedan's body bit by bit, Tiedan's wife kept asking: Tiedan, how is it now? Does it still hurt? If it doesn't work, don't beat it.
Kong Shidan looked at Tiedan with his lips, and it seemed to hurt more than Tiedan.
How can the effect be so fast? This medicine must flow through the blood vessels before it can be effective. If you don’t hurt immediately after this attack, will you not die?
Haha, just...just, I don't want to die...it still hurts
Kong Shitdan stammered
Get out of the way, the dog can't spit out ivory
Kong Shidan was scolded by his sister-in-law, and then he stepped aside and squatted down against the wall. It seemed that he could not speak much under any circumstances. He was always scolded.
After getting an injection and putting on your pants, Tiedan endured the pain and said: "Quanjin, you are actually not bad at heart, thank you."
Ma San is so happy. Since they think I am a kind person, let’s continue to pretend. That’s right, if I’m not good-minded, why should I be a doctor? I’m a butcher.
The second master laughed and said: You two are a couple. When you are good, you are like a couple. When you are bad, you are like robbing your wife. People's hearts are full of flesh. As long as you are united and friendly, you can get along well with each other. Don't always make noises and let others laugh at them.
Tiedan looked at the second master and didn't want to say anything to him. He always felt that this person likes to meddle in other people's business.
Come on, Erye, don’t say so much, sell your fried dough sticks well
Don't worry, as long as you like to eat, I will give you two more next time. I don't want to do business, I just want to enrich it. It's boring to do nothing every day.
As he spoke, the second master smiled with wrinkles on his face and looked very amiable
Tiedan still couldn't help but touch her lower body, and a painful moan came from her mouth
These days you have to pay attention to your diet. Don’t eat spicy food, avoid smoking, alcohol, and sex...
When Tiedan heard this, he hurriedly called out: OK, how can there be so many taboos? Is this little injury worth it?
At this time, he obviously felt much more comfortable and his speech became more and more energetic
OK, Doctor Quanda, thank you for your help in the treatment, I'm leaving
Ma Sanyi looked at it and said with a smile: I am a doctor, but I am also doing business. I can't leave just by saying something and give money.
Ah, you are so good. Just as he said hello, he asked for money. Is it vulgar?
Tiedan said, holding Tiedan's wife, Kong Shidan wanted to leave
The second master couldn't see it at this time, blocked the door, pushed Tiedan and said: Don't leave, listen to the second master.
Tiedan knew that he was going to disturb this matter, so she turned her head aside and said impatiently: I said, "Old man, I called you Second Master to give you face, do you know? If you keep disturbing me, don't blame me for being polite, a sold fried dough stick, how come so many things come from?
The second master was so angry that he had never seen anything in his life. Many people who were lying to pay tribute were so angry that they shook their heads in front of him.
Why do you deserve a beating? Even the second master doesn't care about it? Ah? You will be retribution like this.
Kong Shidan didn't speak either, and she was so angry when she looked at her face.
Retribution? Haha, I really don’t know what retribution is! Old man, do you want to tell me? Haha
As he said that, Tiedan pushed the second master aside and walked away
The second master was still thinking about pulling him, so Ma San called him and said: Second master, stop calling, such a person must know what retribution is. You can let him go.
Then he said to Tiedan: Tiedan, I won’t care about your brother’s marriage. I originally planned to meet next month, but now it seems that there is no need for that
As soon as these words came out, Tiedan, who had just walked into the yard, stopped and shook her head: Ah, why did you forget this? It seems that she was confused by those women.
Really, what should I do?
Kong Shidan was happy when she heard this, thinking about the love of having sex with her sister-in-law that night, and also thinking about Xinghua's big breasts and fat ass. Now he has a strong affection for women.
Kong Shidan took Tiedan's hand and said: Brother, big... brother, you... are you still thinking about this for me? Thank you... you, I... I kowtowed you
As he said that, he wanted to kneel down
Tiedan quickly pulled him up and said: Don't, they are all brothers, are they talking about those who are gone? But now...ah...this matter...
Tiedan's wife was also in a dilemma. She just made a fuss with her, what should I do now?
She stomped her feet in a hurry
After waiting for about two minutes, Tiedan suddenly turned around, his face looked like a blooming black peony, his mouth curled up, and he said in a gentle voice: By the way, how much was that Ah just now? I just joked just now. I didn’t expect you to have such a broad mind. I admire Ah!
As he said that, he said to Tiedan's wife: Why don't you pay for it now
Hehe, Doctor, how much does it cost? Give it now
The second master looked at him like that and cursed: You are a profit-oriented villain, look at your virtue
Although Tiedan was unhappy, she was inconvenient to make a fuss at this time and said with a smile: People say that business people have a wide range of worlds. Now I have seen it. Second Master is just a pair of iron-toothed bronze teeth and sharp teeth! Second Master should not be as knowledgeable as me, so why do you call me Master, how can you be a child?
The second master listened and thought to himself: This is almost the same, you have a good eye
Twenty-five yuan, you're a discount
At this time, Tiedan said loudly in order to show off: Don't, you should just do as much as you should. You can't get privileges, right? You can give you ten more dollars, right?
Tiedan's wife was displeased and pinched Tiedan's butt. Tiedan turned her head and glared at her, and said viciously: Don't talk so much nonsense
Tiedan’s wife thinks that he earns money anyway, so spend whatever she likes!
After saying that, both sides were stunned. Ma San looked at him and said: Give money Ah! Why are you still standing there?
Tiedan then remembered: For Ah, why didn’t his wife make any noise?
Turning his head and shook her hand away and said!
You stinky girls, why are you standing there without paying for it?
When Tiedan's wife heard this, she said angrily: Where did I get the money if I didn't go home? It's true
Then why don’t you go and get it?
Tiedan's wife was angry and thought to herself: This is for you to save face, let's see how I deal with you when I go home
Thinking of this, Tiedan's wife ran out. Tiedan was also happy when she looked at it and smiled: Look, my wife is so obedient Ah! She runs so fast
Then don’t be idle, sit in the room for a while!
No, I can just sit in the yard. The air outside is good, and I can't stand the smell of medicine inside.
OK, please
Ma San, the second master was fine at this time, and they were all standing in the yard and chatting
Tiedan was really embarrassed, and didn't know what to say for a moment, looking around
Oh, look at this kid is so crazy, why are you running to the roof?
As soon as Tiedan shouted, several people looked over. When Ma San saw these children, he had already understood that they were used to peeping.
When a few children saw it, they were so scared that they were afraid that they would throw something over, so they quickly retreated. At this time, they heard a loud noise, and then a child screamed.
broken
The second master shook his head and sighed, saying: Sooner or later, something happens to this child. Should I go and see it?
Ma San smiled and said: It's okay, they often go to our yard to see that the house is not high, so there should be no problem.
A few people thought about it, but soon the child's mother ran over with her child and ran and beat her as she ran.
Let you be disobedient, now, right? Just like you, you must die of falling to death
The child struggled and insisted on getting down, Ma San looked very funny
I won't go, I won't go to see a doctor, I didn't fall, I want to come down
The child was afraid of entering all of them. He was warned many times when he was peeking. Now he is here to see a doctor again. It would be strange if he doesn't use an injection to spank hard.
Ma San asked him to go into the room and touched his arm. It seemed that he was just a normal dislocation. Then he picked up his arm and touched it up and down. His right hand shook suddenly, and then he heard a click, and a smile appeared on Ma San's face.
OK, it's okay, it's best not to move this arm, and you'll be fine if you rest for a few more days
Then Ma San's face sank at the child and said: If you climb the roof again, you will get an injection
As he said that, he took out the iron syringe for the pig from his pocket, and it shone brightly with a cold light, looking very scary
The child was immediately scared to tears. No matter how naughty he was, he was just a child!
The parents were also happy and said with a smile: This child doesn't listen to us. Now, it seems that he won't dare to do it in the future.
I won't crawl anymore, I won't crawl anymore
As he said that, the child ran out, looking at his panic, he was very scared. The child's mother was pulled and almost fell. She took out five pieces from her pocket and threw them into the hospital: Doctor, please make up for it if you have less.
As he said that, he disappeared outside the door
The second master smiled and said: Don’t talk about children, even I am afraid of getting injections. I was so tired when I was young!
Normal, normal, some are born
At this moment, Tiedan's wife came in from outside, handed over the money and left. Tiedan and Kong Shidan in the yard also followed her. It seemed that she was still full of resentment towards Quanjin.
Tiedan followed Tiedan's wife. After Shidan returned home, she lay on the bed and said to Kong Shidan: I can't go to work today. Go and find Lao Gan, repair the car, see how much I pay, and then let Lao Gan bring an electric welding machine or something to weld my door. I always feel it is not safe if this door is not closed.
Kong Shidan felt that was the case, so he rode his bicycle to the market.
Tiedan's wife was very angry today. The twenty-five yuan thing was a knot in her heart.
Seeing that she was unhappy, Tiedan explained: I know what you are thinking, isn’t there any way? You can’t lose your big picture because of a small loss. You said that we sent peanuts and food to Quanjin. I have tolerated it. What if I endure the twenty yuan again? When Brother Shidan’s marriage is settled, I will ignore him immediately. Even if he kneels down and begs us, we will ignore it. OK?
When Tiedan's wife heard this, she snorted, looked at Tiedan on the bed and said: You are the only one? You still ask others to kneel down and beg you? I think it is impossible for this life, so I can only dream that I look down on you now, and I don't look like a man at all.
This made Tiedan so angry. He was just injured in his lower body and was said to be like a man. This is too hurtful.
He sat up all of a sudden and said, "Wife, how can you say that to me? Isn't this all for our family? Now the car is gone and the car of my brother's house is broken. I have to see my illness, right? Look at you, when you encounter something, you will lose your face and want to be a donkey? I tell you, when you want to drive, go to cook, go to bed if you can't drive, and wait for Lao Gan to come and have to have some food.
No matter, I don't care about your affairs, just do whatever you like
You are really a woman. I work hard outside every day to make money and ask you to cook without cooking. What else can you do?
Tiedan's voice became louder and louder, and there seemed to be no concession at all. Tiedan's wife looked at the black face and turned around and left.
Where are you going? Come back to me
Tiedan's wife turned around and shouted: Go play mahjong, go steal people
You dare!
Tiedan turned his head and looked out the window, and saw his wife walking out with a big belly, looking like a female duck.
I'm watching who you steal with a big belly? Humph...
Tiedan said that, then lay down, folded the long pillow full of oil on it, thinking about what had just happened, suddenly remembered something, touched it from his pocket for a long time, and finally pulled out his hand.
Looking at the curved pubic hair in front of him, he felt so beautiful. How beautiful the girl named Xiaohuan!
It looks exciting, but those three girls beat one, and each one was no less than the four beauties.
He thought to himself, his lower body became hard and it hurts when it is hard.
Ouch!
He touched the pubic hair with his hand and put it back in his pocket, thinking: I still don’t think about it anymore, the thing will hurt so much when it is hard. I will deal with them when I get it done. I will never give up until I get them in my life.
After waiting for a while, I took up the pubic hair and put it in the bag under the mat. This bag is his personal thing. My wife usually doesn't move. I just lie down and still feel worried. I gently took out the pubic hair from my bag, took out the driver's license from my pocket with one hand, and placed it behind the ID. Then I lay down, patted it with my hands, and fell asleep with a smile.
I don't know how long it took, but someone seemed to be talking outside. Tiedan realized that it was almost dark. Looking out the window, Kong Shidan looked red, and he must have gone to drink. After the two of them entered the house, Lao Gan came up.
When they met, they patted Tiedan's lower body, which made Tiedan Ah scream and jumped up
Do you want to die?
As he said that, he beat Lao Gan for a while
Old Gan laughed: You have such a little success, and you actually made a woman do this. It's so embarrassing. If I don't live, what's the point of living? Haha
Lao Gan's words immediately made Tiedan feel ashamed. He really wanted to find a mouse hole to crawl into it.
He pulled Lao Gan and said: Who did you hear? How did you know about this?
Lao Gan stretched out his hand and pointed at his beloved brother Kong Shit Egg
Kong Shidan was also happy and pointed at himself and said: Yes, yes... it's me that we had nothing to talk about when we were drinking in a small restaurant, so we just told you about it. I didn't expect this... This old man really gave face and told me about your affairs... he also told me a lot, brother, you... you can, I've convinced you, I... I admire you from the bottom of my heart
When Tiedan heard this, she kept shaking her head and thought to herself: I really shouldn't have become sworn brothers with this shit, I don't have a door in my mouth.
well……
Didn’t you ask Lao Gan to come and install the door and repair the car? Why did it still drink? Where did you get the money?
As soon as Tiedan said that, she saw Lao Gan coming over
Lao Gan said happily: By the way, if you don’t say it, I will forget that I paid the money, but Brother Kong Shidan said that you can just take a receipt to reimburse you. This is the food you eat. You can check it out. It’s a total of 225 yuan.
As he said that, he handed over the receipt
Tiedan was so angry when she heard this, she thought to herself: Kong Shidan is really not a human being. She actually told her that he wanted to treat her. It was too much.
Kong Shit, come here
Kong Shidan thought Tiedan would praise him, so he walked over staggeringly
If such a thing happens in the future, you pay for it yourself. I don’t care. I just asked you to ask Lao Gan to come and weld the door. When did you say you would invite him to dinner? Is this welding door worthless? Is Lao Gan?
When Lao Gan heard this, he shook his head and said: You are such a funny person. Think about why I came over from all over the place to repair the door for you? I have a business and don’t do Ah? The time I delayed is not Ah? It’s only a hundred yuan for a small amount of wine. As for it?
Tiedan saw that these two people were simply unreasonable, and pointed at them and said: Only more than one hundred yuan? You two have two hundred and twenty-five yuan in total, but I was so angry that I was so angry.
As he said that, he fell down
When Lao Gan heard this, he turned around and left. Kong Shidan looked at it and pointed to Tiedan on the bed and said: Big...Brother, look at you, you are not at all stable at all. Isn't it in vain to leave? Think about Ah, give him the money first, wait until the door is done, and make him faint, and then take the money back...Isn't it okay...
Tiedan, who was lying on the bed, suddenly realized when she heard this. She didn't expect that this silly brother was so smart. She was immediately happy and patted his shoulder and shouted!
Why are you still standing there? Go to Ah quickly!
Shidan ran out the door quickly. Lao Gan was really angry at this time. He rode a tricycle and walked back. Kong Shidan had already drunk alcohol, but he almost fell into the yard after running. Lao Gan stopped.
I said to Brother Shit, you are a good person, go back, your big brother is not righteous, I don't blame you for going back, I'll leave
Kong Shidan can't care so much, and shouted: Brother Gan, don't... don't leave, my eldest brother... he agreed, you hurry up... come back soon, please
How could Lao Gan go to Ah in vain?
Looking at Kong Shidan's anxious look, he asked: Are you talking about real or not? Don't want to pay back the bill after finishing the matter. I don't want to play with you. There are a lot of things waiting for me at home!
Kong Shidan is actually very thoughtful. Seeing Lao Gan’s unyielding look, she smiled and said: Don’t, my eldest brother said, you can pay you money first, is this... the whole thing?
When Lao Gan heard this, the money was insured when he got his pocket.
Then he said: OK, since you said that, I will trust you again. If I can’t give you money, I will ask you for Ah!
Well, look for... I want it. If you... you don't believe me anymore... I will write a guarantee letter
When Lao Gan heard this, he said: OK, come on, I have a pen here.
Kong Shidan didn't expect that he would really do this. He really regretted saying this. If the eldest brother really doesn't give it to him, he would have to pay it himself.
Brother Gan, do you really don’t believe me?
It’s not that you don’t believe in you, but that you don’t believe in yourself. As the saying goes: “You don’t owe me money anyway, what are you afraid of?
As he said that, he stared at Kong Shidan straight and observed his subtle changes
But I don't have any...no paper, so let's forget it. Every word I say is... true, fall... and land sounds
Kong Shidan slapped his thigh and said, looking like he was hard to catch up with.
Lao Gan looked at Kong Shidan and said: Brother, I have paper here
As he said that, he took out a cigarette from his pocket, gave Kong Shidan a stick, and then slowly threw Xue Bo away.
Kong Shidan didn't expect that he would get trapped by saying something more. Old Jianghu, it's really old Jianghu.
Also... Brother Gan is still very good, just... use local materials, okay, you write, write... just write my signature
Lao Gan has lived to such an old age and must have seen many worlds. He has grown up like Kong Shidan, which makes him more concise. He will lose if he doesn’t write!
He said happily: OK, then I will write it, look: Now my old Gan and Kong Shidan reached an agreement to repair the door and repair costs for Tiedan's house. A total of 253 yuan is not enough. Just write 250 yuan. If Tiedan doesn't give it, his younger brother Kong Shidan will give it to it. Use this as evidence. Party A: Party B: Signature
‘I won’t tell you the front and back. I’ll sign it first, come and give it to you
As he said that, he handed over the cigarette box
Kong Shidan looked at him with a cigarette box, feeling uneasy. I wonder if the plan I told my elder brother just now can work?
If it is done, it may be possible to make some money. If it is not done, it will be a loss to the wife and the army.
Signing Ah, brother, have you regretted it? Want to rely on Brother Gan’s money?
No...No, I'm thinking... how to write my name... how to write it, so... I haven't written a name for a long time, and I almost forgot it
Old Gan pulled a woven bag in the yard and sat down. He took a deep breath of cigarettes and vomited them out. He looked at the gray sky and sighed, saying: Business is difficult, I often meet villains. Fortunately, brother, you are honest.
At this time, a ray of setting sun shone down, and the almost black and red light was not as dazzling as the sun. The cold north wind blew, making Lao Gan unable to help but shrink his neck and took a breath of cigarette
I signed
As he said that, Kong Shidan signed his name word for word and handed it to Lao Gan
Lao Gan looked at Kong Shidan, looked at him up and down, and saw that his clothes were dirty and old, and he looked like a dog, and then asked: Brother, this Kong Shidan is your real name?
When Kong Shidan heard this, he said this old boy was so annoying. When was it time to say this now? He was honest with him. He became suspicious and patted his chest and said: Lao Gan, you are so indifferent. You... you don't believe me in this regard. If... If my name is not Kong Shidan, I will kill my whole family. Is it okay?
Kong Shidan is really angry. Old Gan looked at him and felt that it was indeed a bit too much. He hurriedly stood up and hugged him and said: Young people are so angry. Brother Gan is just kidding you. Where can I get such anger? Come on, do me a favor and repair the car first.
Kong Shidan looked at Lao Gan, took his hands away, and said: Don’t say those hypocritical words, I... I will ask my elder brother for money first, you...you go together!
As he said that, he walked into the house
I'm always willing to think: This is the best way to get the money, it's true
Kong Shidan ran into the house and told him about this first. Otherwise, with Tiedan's personality, it would be impossible to give money to Lao Gan first.
The Tiedan in the room seemed to have not slept soundly. When he saw Shitan coming, he hurriedly asked: Brother, what's going on? Has it been done?
Kong Shidan looked at Tiedan and said with a smile: It’s hard to say whether it will be successful or not, but... it was Lao Gan who said he would give the money first. What do you think... Ah?
Now, it won't be so early, right? As long as he gives it when he is awake, it's fine?
As he was talking, Lao Gan walked in and saw Tiedan and the other two talking, so he cleared his throat and said: Look, Brother Shidan said just now, give the money first, how about Ah?
Tiedan obviously didn't agree, but Kong Shidan shook his eyes hard, so he had to turn his face and smiled and said: OK, we have been brothers for so many years, so how much does it cost to give Ah?
Lao Gan didn't expect him to be so happy and said hurriedly: Not much, even repairing the car and installing the gate, a total of 250 yuan.
When Tiedan heard this, this old boy was cruel enough, and he could only 250 yuan at one's mouth.
OK, I'll give you two hundred and five
You are really, how can you speak like this? You are only 250%!
Why, you want to give me two hundred and five Ah?
Lao Gan looked at him and said: Stop making trouble. When is it still making trouble now? It’s almost dark. Give the money first, I can do it.
Tiedan took out the money and waved it in her hand, saying: Do you see it? I've taken all the money here and went to work. After finishing it, I'll treat you. We'll have a good meal here.
When Lao Gan heard this, he laughed and took the money and counted it, saying: OK, Brother Shit, go with me, do it quickly
Kong Shidan felt relieved when he saw that he had given the money. He immediately grabbed Lao Gan and said: Don’t worry, you gave all the money... and you tore up the IOU... or you ask me for money again. What should I do?
When Lao Gan heard this, he hurriedly took out the cigarette box from his pocket, tore it in front of him, and then spread it like a celestial girl scattering flowers.
OK, nothing is gone, work quickly
Tiedan looked at Lao Gan's silly look, lay on the bed and hummed a small song, listening to the sound of repairing outside, and fell asleep slowly
I don’t know how long it took, but I heard the sound of iron tools colliding in the room. He was so scared that he woke up suddenly. Seeing Lao Gan and Kong Shidan were so tired that they were so tired that he laughed: OK?
OK, you're fine. Now the lower body is fucked by a woman at this time. We were so tired when we pushed the cart just now. Hurry up and ask your wife to cook for us.
Tiedan was shocked by his words
God, my wife hasn't come back yet!
Where have you been there for so long?
Wouldn't you run away when you get angry?
She has a big belly. What if something happens?
No, I have to go find my wife. Shit, go buy some side dishes first, I will go find your sister-in-law first
When Kong Shidan heard this, he stretched out his hand and said: OK, no problem
Give you a hundred yuan, if you get too much, I will pay it back. I will have that little money
Don't worry, I'll save some use, and give you as much as you have left
Shidan is just thinking about eating and drinking, and takes the money to pull Lao Gan up, preparing to go buy something and have a blast to eat.
Tiedan rushed into the dark night and looked for Tiedan's wife. She didn't care about the pain in her lower body. She covered her lower body with one hand and shouted on the deserted street. Only then did he feel that life without a wife was empty and uneasy.
Three people have three hearts, each with ulterior motives, but I don’t know who will be the real winner after drinking and eating.
Watching the potion in the syringe pushing into Tiedan's body bit by bit, Tiedan's wife kept asking: Tiedan, how is it now? Does it still hurt? If it doesn't work, don't beat it.
Kong Shidan looked at Tiedan with his lips, and it seemed to hurt more than Tiedan.
How can the effect be so fast? This medicine must flow through the blood vessels before it can be effective. If you don’t hurt immediately after this attack, will you not die?
Haha, just...just, I don't want to die...it still hurts
Kong Shitdan stammered
Get out of the way, the dog can't spit out ivory
Kong Shidan was scolded by his sister-in-law, and then he stepped aside and squatted down against the wall. It seemed that he could not speak much under any circumstances. He was always scolded.
After getting an injection and putting on your pants, Tiedan endured the pain and said: "Quanjin, you are actually not bad at heart, thank you."
Ma San is so happy. Since they think I am a kind person, let’s continue to pretend. That’s right, if I’m not good-minded, why should I be a doctor? I’m a butcher.
The second master laughed and said: You two are a couple. When you are good, you are like a couple. When you are bad, you are like robbing your wife. People's hearts are full of flesh. As long as you are united and friendly, you can get along well with each other. Don't always make noises and let others laugh at them.
Tiedan looked at the second master and didn't want to say anything to him. He always felt that this person likes to meddle in other people's business.
Come on, Erye, don’t say so much, sell your fried dough sticks well
Don't worry, as long as you like to eat, I will give you two more next time. I don't want to do business, I just want to enrich it. It's boring to do nothing every day.
As he spoke, the second master smiled with wrinkles on his face and looked very amiable
Tiedan still couldn't help but touch her lower body, and a painful moan came from her mouth
These days you have to pay attention to your diet. Don’t eat spicy food, avoid smoking, alcohol, and sex...
When Tiedan heard this, he hurriedly called out: OK, how can there be so many taboos? Is this little injury worth it?
At this time, he obviously felt much more comfortable and his speech became more and more energetic
OK, Doctor Quanda, thank you for your help in the treatment, I'm leaving
Ma Sanyi looked at it and said with a smile: I am a doctor, but I am also doing business. I can't leave just by saying something and give money.
Ah, you are so good. Just as he said hello, he asked for money. Is it vulgar?
Tiedan said, holding Tiedan's wife, Kong Shidan wanted to leave
The second master couldn't see it at this time, blocked the door, pushed Tiedan and said: Don't leave, listen to the second master.
Tiedan knew that he was going to disturb this matter, so she turned her head aside and said impatiently: I said, "Old man, I called you Second Master to give you face, do you know? If you keep disturbing me, don't blame me for being polite, a sold fried dough stick, how come so many things come from?
The second master was so angry that he had never seen anything in his life. Many people who were lying to pay tribute were so angry that they shook their heads in front of him.
Why do you deserve a beating? Even the second master doesn't care about it? Ah? You will be retribution like this.
Kong Shidan didn't speak either, and she was so angry when she looked at her face.
Retribution? Haha, I really don’t know what retribution is! Old man, do you want to tell me? Haha
As he said that, Tiedan pushed the second master aside and walked away
The second master was still thinking about pulling him, so Ma San called him and said: Second master, stop calling, such a person must know what retribution is. You can let him go.
Then he said to Tiedan: Tiedan, I won’t care about your brother’s marriage. I originally planned to meet next month, but now it seems that there is no need for that
As soon as these words came out, Tiedan, who had just walked into the yard, stopped and shook her head: Ah, why did you forget this? It seems that she was confused by those women.
Really, what should I do?
Kong Shidan was happy when she heard this, thinking about the love of having sex with her sister-in-law that night, and also thinking about Xinghua's big breasts and fat ass. Now he has a strong affection for women.
Kong Shidan took Tiedan's hand and said: Brother, big... brother, you... are you still thinking about this for me? Thank you... you, I... I kowtowed you
As he said that, he wanted to kneel down
Tiedan quickly pulled him up and said: Don't, they are all brothers, are they talking about those who are gone? But now...ah...this matter...
Tiedan's wife was also in a dilemma. She just made a fuss with her, what should I do now?
She stomped her feet in a hurry
After waiting for about two minutes, Tiedan suddenly turned around, his face looked like a blooming black peony, his mouth curled up, and he said in a gentle voice: By the way, how much was that Ah just now? I just joked just now. I didn’t expect you to have such a broad mind. I admire Ah!
As he said that, he said to Tiedan's wife: Why don't you pay for it now
Hehe, Doctor, how much does it cost? Give it now
The second master looked at him like that and cursed: You are a profit-oriented villain, look at your virtue
Although Tiedan was unhappy, she was inconvenient to make a fuss at this time and said with a smile: People say that business people have a wide range of worlds. Now I have seen it. Second Master is just a pair of iron-toothed bronze teeth and sharp teeth! Second Master should not be as knowledgeable as me, so why do you call me Master, how can you be a child?
The second master listened and thought to himself: This is almost the same, you have a good eye
Twenty-five yuan, you're a discount
At this time, Tiedan said loudly in order to show off: Don't, you should just do as much as you should. You can't get privileges, right? You can give you ten more dollars, right?
Tiedan's wife was displeased and pinched Tiedan's butt. Tiedan turned her head and glared at her, and said viciously: Don't talk so much nonsense
Tiedan’s wife thinks that he earns money anyway, so spend whatever she likes!
After saying that, both sides were stunned. Ma San looked at him and said: Give money Ah! Why are you still standing there?
Tiedan then remembered: For Ah, why didn’t his wife make any noise?
Turning his head and shook her hand away and said!
You stinky girls, why are you standing there without paying for it?
When Tiedan's wife heard this, she said angrily: Where did I get the money if I didn't go home? It's true
Then why don’t you go and get it?
Tiedan's wife was angry and thought to herself: This is for you to save face, let's see how I deal with you when I go home
Thinking of this, Tiedan's wife ran out. Tiedan was also happy when she looked at it and smiled: Look, my wife is so obedient Ah! She runs so fast
Then don’t be idle, sit in the room for a while!
No, I can just sit in the yard. The air outside is good, and I can't stand the smell of medicine inside.
OK, please
Ma San, the second master was fine at this time, and they were all standing in the yard and chatting
Tiedan was really embarrassed, and didn't know what to say for a moment, looking around
Oh, look at this kid is so crazy, why are you running to the roof?
As soon as Tiedan shouted, several people looked over. When Ma San saw these children, he had already understood that they were used to peeping.
When a few children saw it, they were so scared that they were afraid that they would throw something over, so they quickly retreated. At this time, they heard a loud noise, and then a child screamed.
broken
The second master shook his head and sighed, saying: Sooner or later, something happens to this child. Should I go and see it?
Ma San smiled and said: It's okay, they often go to our yard to see that the house is not high, so there should be no problem.
A few people thought about it, but soon the child's mother ran over with her child and ran and beat her as she ran.
Let you be disobedient, now, right? Just like you, you must die of falling to death
The child struggled and insisted on getting down, Ma San looked very funny
I won't go, I won't go to see a doctor, I didn't fall, I want to come down
The child was afraid of entering all of them. He was warned many times when he was peeking. Now he is here to see a doctor again. It would be strange if he doesn't use an injection to spank hard.
Ma San asked him to go into the room and touched his arm. It seemed that he was just a normal dislocation. Then he picked up his arm and touched it up and down. His right hand shook suddenly, and then he heard a click, and a smile appeared on Ma San's face.
OK, it's okay, it's best not to move this arm, and you'll be fine if you rest for a few more days
Then Ma San's face sank at the child and said: If you climb the roof again, you will get an injection
As he said that, he took out the iron syringe for the pig from his pocket, and it shone brightly with a cold light, looking very scary
The child was immediately scared to tears. No matter how naughty he was, he was just a child!
The parents were also happy and said with a smile: This child doesn't listen to us. Now, it seems that he won't dare to do it in the future.
I won't crawl anymore, I won't crawl anymore
As he said that, the child ran out, looking at his panic, he was very scared. The child's mother was pulled and almost fell. She took out five pieces from her pocket and threw them into the hospital: Doctor, please make up for it if you have less.
As he said that, he disappeared outside the door
The second master smiled and said: Don’t talk about children, even I am afraid of getting injections. I was so tired when I was young!
Normal, normal, some are born
At this moment, Tiedan's wife came in from outside, handed over the money and left. Tiedan and Kong Shidan in the yard also followed her. It seemed that she was still full of resentment towards Quanjin.
Tiedan followed Tiedan's wife. After Shidan returned home, she lay on the bed and said to Kong Shidan: I can't go to work today. Go and find Lao Gan, repair the car, see how much I pay, and then let Lao Gan bring an electric welding machine or something to weld my door. I always feel it is not safe if this door is not closed.
Kong Shidan felt that was the case, so he rode his bicycle to the market.
Tiedan's wife was very angry today. The twenty-five yuan thing was a knot in her heart.
Seeing that she was unhappy, Tiedan explained: I know what you are thinking, isn’t there any way? You can’t lose your big picture because of a small loss. You said that we sent peanuts and food to Quanjin. I have tolerated it. What if I endure the twenty yuan again? When Brother Shidan’s marriage is settled, I will ignore him immediately. Even if he kneels down and begs us, we will ignore it. OK?
When Tiedan's wife heard this, she snorted, looked at Tiedan on the bed and said: You are the only one? You still ask others to kneel down and beg you? I think it is impossible for this life, so I can only dream that I look down on you now, and I don't look like a man at all.
This made Tiedan so angry. He was just injured in his lower body and was said to be like a man. This is too hurtful.
He sat up all of a sudden and said, "Wife, how can you say that to me? Isn't this all for our family? Now the car is gone and the car of my brother's house is broken. I have to see my illness, right? Look at you, when you encounter something, you will lose your face and want to be a donkey? I tell you, when you want to drive, go to cook, go to bed if you can't drive, and wait for Lao Gan to come and have to have some food.
No matter, I don't care about your affairs, just do whatever you like
You are really a woman. I work hard outside every day to make money and ask you to cook without cooking. What else can you do?
Tiedan's voice became louder and louder, and there seemed to be no concession at all. Tiedan's wife looked at the black face and turned around and left.
Where are you going? Come back to me
Tiedan's wife turned around and shouted: Go play mahjong, go steal people
You dare!
Tiedan turned his head and looked out the window, and saw his wife walking out with a big belly, looking like a female duck.
I'm watching who you steal with a big belly? Humph...
Tiedan said that, then lay down, folded the long pillow full of oil on it, thinking about what had just happened, suddenly remembered something, touched it from his pocket for a long time, and finally pulled out his hand.
Looking at the curved pubic hair in front of him, he felt so beautiful. How beautiful the girl named Xiaohuan!
It looks exciting, but those three girls beat one, and each one was no less than the four beauties.
He thought to himself, his lower body became hard and it hurts when it is hard.
Ouch!
He touched the pubic hair with his hand and put it back in his pocket, thinking: I still don’t think about it anymore, the thing will hurt so much when it is hard. I will deal with them when I get it done. I will never give up until I get them in my life.
After waiting for a while, I took up the pubic hair and put it in the bag under the mat. This bag is his personal thing. My wife usually doesn't move. I just lie down and still feel worried. I gently took out the pubic hair from my bag, took out the driver's license from my pocket with one hand, and placed it behind the ID. Then I lay down, patted it with my hands, and fell asleep with a smile.
I don't know how long it took, but someone seemed to be talking outside. Tiedan realized that it was almost dark. Looking out the window, Kong Shidan looked red, and he must have gone to drink. After the two of them entered the house, Lao Gan came up.
When they met, they patted Tiedan's lower body, which made Tiedan Ah scream and jumped up
Do you want to die?
As he said that, he beat Lao Gan for a while
Old Gan laughed: You have such a little success, and you actually made a woman do this. It's so embarrassing. If I don't live, what's the point of living? Haha
Lao Gan's words immediately made Tiedan feel ashamed. He really wanted to find a mouse hole to crawl into it.
He pulled Lao Gan and said: Who did you hear? How did you know about this?
Lao Gan stretched out his hand and pointed at his beloved brother Kong Shit Egg
Kong Shidan was also happy and pointed at himself and said: Yes, yes... it's me that we had nothing to talk about when we were drinking in a small restaurant, so we just told you about it. I didn't expect this... This old man really gave face and told me about your affairs... he also told me a lot, brother, you... you can, I've convinced you, I... I admire you from the bottom of my heart
When Tiedan heard this, she kept shaking her head and thought to herself: I really shouldn't have become sworn brothers with this shit, I don't have a door in my mouth.
well……
Didn’t you ask Lao Gan to come and install the door and repair the car? Why did it still drink? Where did you get the money?
As soon as Tiedan said that, she saw Lao Gan coming over
Lao Gan said happily: By the way, if you don’t say it, I will forget that I paid the money, but Brother Kong Shidan said that you can just take a receipt to reimburse you. This is the food you eat. You can check it out. It’s a total of 225 yuan.
As he said that, he handed over the receipt
Tiedan was so angry when she heard this, she thought to herself: Kong Shidan is really not a human being. She actually told her that he wanted to treat her. It was too much.
Kong Shit, come here
Kong Shidan thought Tiedan would praise him, so he walked over staggeringly
If such a thing happens in the future, you pay for it yourself. I don’t care. I just asked you to ask Lao Gan to come and weld the door. When did you say you would invite him to dinner? Is this welding door worthless? Is Lao Gan?
When Lao Gan heard this, he shook his head and said: You are such a funny person. Think about why I came over from all over the place to repair the door for you? I have a business and don’t do Ah? The time I delayed is not Ah? It’s only a hundred yuan for a small amount of wine. As for it?
Tiedan saw that these two people were simply unreasonable, and pointed at them and said: Only more than one hundred yuan? You two have two hundred and twenty-five yuan in total, but I was so angry that I was so angry.
As he said that, he fell down
When Lao Gan heard this, he turned around and left. Kong Shidan looked at it and pointed to Tiedan on the bed and said: Big...Brother, look at you, you are not at all stable at all. Isn't it in vain to leave? Think about Ah, give him the money first, wait until the door is done, and make him faint, and then take the money back...Isn't it okay...
Tiedan, who was lying on the bed, suddenly realized when she heard this. She didn't expect that this silly brother was so smart. She was immediately happy and patted his shoulder and shouted!
Why are you still standing there? Go to Ah quickly!
Shidan ran out the door quickly. Lao Gan was really angry at this time. He rode a tricycle and walked back. Kong Shidan had already drunk alcohol, but he almost fell into the yard after running. Lao Gan stopped.
I said to Brother Shit, you are a good person, go back, your big brother is not righteous, I don't blame you for going back, I'll leave
Kong Shidan can't care so much, and shouted: Brother Gan, don't... don't leave, my eldest brother... he agreed, you hurry up... come back soon, please
How could Lao Gan go to Ah in vain?
Looking at Kong Shidan's anxious look, he asked: Are you talking about real or not? Don't want to pay back the bill after finishing the matter. I don't want to play with you. There are a lot of things waiting for me at home!
Kong Shidan is actually very thoughtful. Seeing Lao Gan’s unyielding look, she smiled and said: Don’t, my eldest brother said, you can pay you money first, is this... the whole thing?
When Lao Gan heard this, the money was insured when he got his pocket.
Then he said: OK, since you said that, I will trust you again. If I can’t give you money, I will ask you for Ah!
Well, look for... I want it. If you... you don't believe me anymore... I will write a guarantee letter
When Lao Gan heard this, he said: OK, come on, I have a pen here.
Kong Shidan didn't expect that he would really do this. He really regretted saying this. If the eldest brother really doesn't give it to him, he would have to pay it himself.
Brother Gan, do you really don’t believe me?
It’s not that you don’t believe in you, but that you don’t believe in yourself. As the saying goes: “You don’t owe me money anyway, what are you afraid of?
As he said that, he stared at Kong Shidan straight and observed his subtle changes
But I don't have any...no paper, so let's forget it. Every word I say is... true, fall... and land sounds
Kong Shidan slapped his thigh and said, looking like he was hard to catch up with.
Lao Gan looked at Kong Shidan and said: Brother, I have paper here
As he said that, he took out a cigarette from his pocket, gave Kong Shidan a stick, and then slowly threw Xue Bo away.
Kong Shidan didn't expect that he would get trapped by saying something more. Old Jianghu, it's really old Jianghu.
Also... Brother Gan is still very good, just... use local materials, okay, you write, write... just write my signature
Lao Gan has lived to such an old age and must have seen many worlds. He has grown up like Kong Shidan, which makes him more concise. He will lose if he doesn’t write!
He said happily: OK, then I will write it, look: Now my old Gan and Kong Shidan reached an agreement to repair the door and repair costs for Tiedan's house. A total of 253 yuan is not enough. Just write 250 yuan. If Tiedan doesn't give it, his younger brother Kong Shidan will give it to it. Use this as evidence. Party A: Party B: Signature
‘I won’t tell you the front and back. I’ll sign it first, come and give it to you
As he said that, he handed over the cigarette box
Kong Shidan looked at him with a cigarette box, feeling uneasy. I wonder if the plan I told my elder brother just now can work?
If it is done, it may be possible to make some money. If it is not done, it will be a loss to the wife and the army.
Signing Ah, brother, have you regretted it? Want to rely on Brother Gan’s money?
No...No, I'm thinking... how to write my name... how to write it, so... I haven't written a name for a long time, and I almost forgot it
Old Gan pulled a woven bag in the yard and sat down. He took a deep breath of cigarettes and vomited them out. He looked at the gray sky and sighed, saying: Business is difficult, I often meet villains. Fortunately, brother, you are honest.
At this time, a ray of setting sun shone down, and the almost black and red light was not as dazzling as the sun. The cold north wind blew, making Lao Gan unable to help but shrink his neck and took a breath of cigarette
I signed
As he said that, Kong Shidan signed his name word for word and handed it to Lao Gan
Lao Gan looked at Kong Shidan, looked at him up and down, and saw that his clothes were dirty and old, and he looked like a dog, and then asked: Brother, this Kong Shidan is your real name?
When Kong Shidan heard this, he said this old boy was so annoying. When was it time to say this now? He was honest with him. He became suspicious and patted his chest and said: Lao Gan, you are so indifferent. You... you don't believe me in this regard. If... If my name is not Kong Shidan, I will kill my whole family. Is it okay?
Kong Shidan is really angry. Old Gan looked at him and felt that it was indeed a bit too much. He hurriedly stood up and hugged him and said: Young people are so angry. Brother Gan is just kidding you. Where can I get such anger? Come on, do me a favor and repair the car first.
Kong Shidan looked at Lao Gan, took his hands away, and said: Don’t say those hypocritical words, I... I will ask my elder brother for money first, you...you go together!
As he said that, he walked into the house
I'm always willing to think: This is the best way to get the money, it's true
Kong Shidan ran into the house and told him about this first. Otherwise, with Tiedan's personality, it would be impossible to give money to Lao Gan first.
The Tiedan in the room seemed to have not slept soundly. When he saw Shitan coming, he hurriedly asked: Brother, what's going on? Has it been done?
Kong Shidan looked at Tiedan and said with a smile: It’s hard to say whether it will be successful or not, but... it was Lao Gan who said he would give the money first. What do you think... Ah?
Now, it won't be so early, right? As long as he gives it when he is awake, it's fine?
As he was talking, Lao Gan walked in and saw Tiedan and the other two talking, so he cleared his throat and said: Look, Brother Shidan said just now, give the money first, how about Ah?
Tiedan obviously didn't agree, but Kong Shidan shook his eyes hard, so he had to turn his face and smiled and said: OK, we have been brothers for so many years, so how much does it cost to give Ah?
Lao Gan didn't expect him to be so happy and said hurriedly: Not much, even repairing the car and installing the gate, a total of 250 yuan.
When Tiedan heard this, this old boy was cruel enough, and he could only 250 yuan at one's mouth.
OK, I'll give you two hundred and five
You are really, how can you speak like this? You are only 250%!
Why, you want to give me two hundred and five Ah?
Lao Gan looked at him and said: Stop making trouble. When is it still making trouble now? It’s almost dark. Give the money first, I can do it.
Tiedan took out the money and waved it in her hand, saying: Do you see it? I've taken all the money here and went to work. After finishing it, I'll treat you. We'll have a good meal here.
When Lao Gan heard this, he laughed and took the money and counted it, saying: OK, Brother Shit, go with me, do it quickly
Kong Shidan felt relieved when he saw that he had given the money. He immediately grabbed Lao Gan and said: Don’t worry, you gave all the money... and you tore up the IOU... or you ask me for money again. What should I do?
When Lao Gan heard this, he hurriedly took out the cigarette box from his pocket, tore it in front of him, and then spread it like a celestial girl scattering flowers.
OK, nothing is gone, work quickly
Tiedan looked at Lao Gan's silly look, lay on the bed and hummed a small song, listening to the sound of repairing outside, and fell asleep slowly
I don’t know how long it took, but I heard the sound of iron tools colliding in the room. He was so scared that he woke up suddenly. Seeing Lao Gan and Kong Shidan were so tired that they were so tired that he laughed: OK?
OK, you're fine. Now the lower body is fucked by a woman at this time. We were so tired when we pushed the cart just now. Hurry up and ask your wife to cook for us.
Tiedan was shocked by his words
God, my wife hasn't come back yet!
Where have you been there for so long?
Wouldn't you run away when you get angry?
She has a big belly. What if something happens?
No, I have to go find my wife. Shit, go buy some side dishes first, I will go find your sister-in-law first
When Kong Shidan heard this, he stretched out his hand and said: OK, no problem
Give you a hundred yuan, if you get too much, I will pay it back. I will have that little money
Don't worry, I'll save some use, and give you as much as you have left
Shidan is just thinking about eating and drinking, and takes the money to pull Lao Gan up, preparing to go buy something and have a blast to eat.
Tiedan rushed into the dark night and looked for Tiedan's wife. She didn't care about the pain in her lower body. She covered her lower body with one hand and shouted on the deserted street. Only then did he feel that life without a wife was empty and uneasy.
Three people have three hearts, each with ulterior motives, but I don’t know who will be the real winner after drinking and eating.
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