When Lao Wang shouted, Tiedan felt that this was done, and she smiled and said: Lao Wang, you give me the money first and deliver the goods within two days.
You guys can't fool you
Lao Wang said, still worried that Tiedan had a bad idea
Come on, I'm embarrassed to lie to you! In this way, I'll write you a note, okay?
Tiedan touched for a long time and couldn't find the paper. He immediately took out a pack of cigarettes from Lao Wang's top pocket, pulled off the platinum paper inside, and wrote something like an agreement. Lao Wang held it in his hand and left with peace of mind.
When Tiedan got thirty-two dollars, she finally felt a little relieved.
But one more must be sold
He thought to himself: This all-in-one is really bad, this idea is really bad, if ordinary people are embarrassed to speak up this thing, even if they have the idea of buying it, they are embarrassed to buy Ah!
He walked around the brick factory and walked around. He didn't see anyone he knew very well. He suddenly remembered Lao Gan, who was repairing the car next to Zi'anji.
For Ah!
That guy is not a good bird, he has a lot of bad intentions and may want to turn around and rushed to the market.
Although the tractor is an agricultural vehicle, it runs at full speed very quickly. After a while, he arrives.
Before Tiedan arrived at the door, he saw a head poking out from inside the door, but it scared him. He saw that it was no one else, but Lao Gan
Lao Gan smiled and said: You guys are really, I thought there was a business coming?
Tiedan got off the car and picked up the shaking handle, and said with a smile: Lao Gan, don’t always think about making money from others. You also think about yourself, and see how depressed you have lived in this life.
What do you mean by Tiedan? I have been so glorious all my life, how can I feel frustrated? Tell me, who doesn’t know that I am the first to repair cars. The two car repair shops behind me were taught by me. When I met, I had to call me a master. I have the largest seniority in the village. Once I entered the village, I was all Gan Master. Gan Master called me but it was not as beautiful as that. Which one was the glorious one?
As he spoke, Lao Gan seemed very proud
Tiedan looked at him without saying a word
When he finished speaking, he said: This is called Fengguang Ah? Why don’t you say that you are a wife and you are a pug when you see your wife. If you have the courage, you will be able to extract your pocket. If you have ten yuan, I will eat the plate of screws.
Lao Gan seemed to be touched by the pain and pointed at Tiedan's nose and said: You, you kid, am I afraid of your wife? That's to respect your virtue, you don't care about your wife at all, and you have the nerve to say that others are
Stop talking, I'm here to bring you the gospel, you're afraid that your wife's life will come to an end
As he said that, Tiedan pointed at Lao Gan's face and smiled sinisterly: You old boy can turn over!
Lao Gan pulled him a chair. Although he was not very happy, his old friends who had been for many years should not be too rude.
Tiedan, if it weren’t for the years of friendship, I would have beaten you and said, what’s wrong?
What else? I'm just watching you live a frustrated life. Isn't it because my wife can't handle it? Look at yourself, every day, your wife plays cards day and night on the street, and you don't even dare to fart. Do you know what others are doing? Don't you know? I tell you, you must have been fooled with other men.
If you talk nonsense, my wife won’t be like that! Don’t fart here!
Don’t worry about whether I fart or not, my words are based on scientific basis. Unlike you, you squat in this hut every day and you don’t know anything. You can’t hide anything from me when you walk thousands of miles a day and eight hundred miles a night. I can’t hide anything from me. I have already known your true feelings. Lao Gan. You pat your conscience and say, are you sexually incompetent?
When Lao Gan heard this, he looked around and saw that no one came, and then lowered his voice and said: "Don't say this, what's the gospel?"
I just said, your current situation is that you have fun with your wife at night and there is no problem.
Tell you!
If you don't believe it, I can't tell you that my friend is selling a sex toy for 40 yuan, which will ensure that your wife is so happy that she can't help but scream.
Get out, get out, I don’t have the idleness of having sex with women like you. I can’t do it here every day and you can’t do it. You can leave! I’m too lazy to tell you, go quickly, go quickly
As he said that, he pushed him away
After being pushed like this, Tiedan felt that the most promising person was gone, but he still wanted to fight for it again
This old Gan is a face-loving person. He doesn't want to reveal his shortcomings anymore and keeps pushing the iron ball onto the cart.
Tiedan looked at him and said: OK, OK, I won’t tell you too much, you should consider it yourself, if you figure it out, remember to find me and make sure your wife will obey and post it.
Get out quickly, get out quickly
Tiedan shook the machine and drove home. His heart was completely cold. It seemed that two were difficult to sell. This was really a big loss for small gains, but he couldn't waste all his efforts. He drove while thinking about possible people, but he didn't expect one until he got home. He thought: Forget it, if you don't have it, just wait a few more days, drink more with others, and talk about this.
He went into the house to grab a handful of peanuts and went out to walk around bored
Oh! Look, the rich man in our village has come out, where is your car?
Tiedan was walking with his head down. When he heard someone praise him, he looked up and said, "Sheep dealer, what's the matter? He doesn't kowtow when he sees the rich man, please give him a lunch break."
Oh, look at your cool look, and you're kowtowed, and you're just like that. I'm a man born to be an agent. You know that those big stars are supported by agents, otherwise they wouldn't be so famous.
Ermazi said, wishing she could turn her face to the sky
Tiedan couldn't stand his thoughts, and said with a pouting voice: Tsk, don't blow, they are celebrity agents, and you sell animals like sheep, dogs, pigs, how can you compare? You don't know how to write the word shame, right?
Ermazi smiled, walked over, snatched a handful of peanuts and started eating, chewing them all over his mouth
By the way, I asked you something, I'm not going to quarrel with you this time
Tiedan smiled and said: Why did that come?
I'll ask you something!
Ermazi rubbed Tiedan like a woman. Tiedan rolled her eyes and looked very disgusted
I've heard that you are good at dealing with women, so I'll teach you two tricks! My wife has been tired of playing and has no energy
When Tiedan heard this, she burst into laughter. Looking at Ermazi's long hair, she wanted to beat him. She said angrily: Haha, you still want to have sex with women. Don't you have many mothers in your family?
You, you guys, be careful, be careful, I cut your dick
Tiedan knew that he was also a fool, so he didn't say anything and walked aside
Don't leave, just make a joke with you! I'm really humble in asking for scriptures this time, don't be so petty
Tiedan thought to himself: To Ah, since he is thinking about this, why not sell him a dildo?
Hehe, thinking of this, he immediately looked back with a smile
Haha, since you are so thoughtful, it doesn't matter if I teach you
As he said that, he waved his hand and signaled him to come over
Ermazi was eager to ask for advice, followed him and arrived at the small bridge at the east end. Tiedan smiled and said: Do you really want to play with a woman Ah?
Ermazi smiled and said: That's right, which man doesn't love this kind of thing? My wife is so nervous, I've long been disgusted with it.
Haha, that's it, but if you let me use yours, I'll let you pick up girls. What do you think?
As soon as he finished speaking, Ermazi stroked his messy hair back and turned red with jealousy, saying: Do you owe beats? Believe it or not, I will castrate you now?
Ermazi is a famous fool. Tiedan is not as tall as him, so he didn't dare to fight him hard. So he smiled and pushed him and said: Look, just one sentence, is it worth getting angry? Aren't you begging me? It's really
Ermazi also woke up and said: OK, I don’t know you today, but if you want to say those unreasonable words, I won’t peel you off.
OK, this time we are all talking about serious things. I really have what you want, but this thing is not for nothing, it is for purchase.
Tiedan hurriedly thought about selling these two pieces quickly, how many dollars can she save herself
Ermazi looked at him and said: I am an agent, I have money, I don’t need you, just say it!
My trick is to serve women to be comfortable, but when it comes to comfort, it is very knowledgeable. Not only do I have super strong sexual ability, but I can also use some tools to make women feel so happy that they lose their souls.
What is it Ah?
Ermazi could no longer help but look at the chattering Tiedan and asked
Tiedan smiled and said: You pay for 40 yuan for sex toys first, and I will bring the goods to you tomorrow
Let’s get it down! What’s more than forty dollars?
This is the cheapest, otherwise I wouldn't have to buy it anymore. I'll go to someone else to get the goods!
Ermazi put his hand in his pocket and touched it for a long time, and found that he didn't bring a penny. He immediately said: That's fine, Tiedan, please help me with it first, and I'll write a contract for you, so you can rest assured, right?
Tiedan thought to herself: I'd better sell this thing early and just put it on!
At this time, Ermazi picked up the pen in his pocket and wrote it up. After writing, he handed it over to him and left with a smile.
Don't forget, hurry up, I can't wait
Tiedan looked at his figure leaving and cursed: Damn, it would be enough not to sting you a little more
He went to Masan's house without saying a word
Walking to Masanjia, he opened the door with force, and the door hanging hit back and forth, making a harsh sound.
Ma San was idle, opened one eye and looked at him, and snorted: Tiedan, can't be done? That's it! You'd better not think about that, buy another one if you want it
Tiedan looked at his disdainful look and said: I said, Doctor All the Great, you underestimate people too much. Come on, get me two, I have collected all the money, but they are just embarrassed to come.
As he said that, he threw the money on Ma San's leg
But Ma San never expected that, looking at the money scattered on the ground, he hurriedly bent down and picked it up: You old guy is really capable, admire you, admire, come with me
Ma San got up and walked into the pharmacy, took out four of them from it and placed them on the table for Tiedan to choose.
Tiedan looked at it and the models were the same. She took two of them casually, ordered two bags and left.
Although Tiedan is a bit bad, she is quite loyal to others. She wants to send the things to Lao Wang as soon as possible to fulfill his wish.
When he walked to the brick factory, Lao Wang was still playing cards there. When he saw Tiedan, he immediately closed the cards and said: Don't play anymore, don't play anymore
You are really a man, you have to finish this game! This is your fault, so how can you play like this?
Lao Wang looked at Tiedan and smiled, saying: If you have something to do, you really have something to do, let your brothers earn more tomorrow, I'll leave first
Lao Wang went out and pulled Tiedan to the side of the road, handed a Xue, and asked: Tiedan, did you get it?
Humph, I can't handle this little thing, so why is it called Tiedan?
Yes, yes, then hurry up and take it and see, how to use it? Teach me, I can perform well
Tiedan is like an expert. He opened the lid and installed the battery. Lao Wang looked at it and said with a smile: This person is really good at making it now. Even the second child is so similar. It's amazing.
You see, you can adjust the speed here, and this can help you make a prelude. It doesn't matter if your thing is completely out of reach. It's completely OK. It's completely safe. Two No. 5 batteries are cheap and convenient. A March warranty ensures that your wife can never leave you again.
Lao Wang was overjoyed. After listening to Tiedan's explanation, he excitedly put it in his pocket, waiting to go home to use it in the evening.
Looking at Lao Wang's happy look, Tiedan was also happy and went everywhere to look for Ermazi. Finally, she found it at Erpang's casino.
Ermazi was playing the Heat at this time. No matter what Tiedan called, he wouldn't get up. Finally, he returned home with a full load. He was very happy with the money. Only then did he remember Tiedan
Walking to the door, I saw Tiedan already asleep in the corner
Ermazi pulled a grass at the foot of the wall and poked it into his nostril. This made Tiedan itchy and she sneezes several times before she woke up.
What are you doing? Really! I didn't say anything just now.
Haha, the emperor is really not in a hurry, the eunuch is anxious. If it weren't for the moment, would I have won so much money? Come on, wouldn't it be forty yuan?
As he said that, he threw it over with the money
Tiedan is a poor fortune fan. When she saw someone giving money, she was very happy. She immediately took out the dildo from her bag, explained for a while, and finally said: As long as it is a woman, press her to the ground and stroked this thing on her pussy, she will scream like a devil. Otherwise, you can try it with your wife first, which will definitely make you feel addicted to your cock!
roll?
Tiedan walked towards Masan's family with money in her hand, and Masan also kept his promise and sold the goods to him for twenty-one dollars.
Tiedan was also anxious. Since she used this thing to mess with her wife, she had no feelings for herself anymore and wanted to use this thing from time to time. Now if she found out that there was nothing, it would be strange if she didn't beat herself to death!
Thinking of this, he wanted to put the fake thing back in place soon
Ermazi was holding this fake thing in his hand, thinking about the magical words Tiedan said to him, and was half-believing and half-doubted, thinking: I have to find someone to try this time
When he got home, my wife didn't know where she went crazy. When he was about to go out to find her, someone came outside.
Ermazi, is Ermazi at home?
Ermazi looked out and found that it was Tiedan's wife. She suddenly felt bad in her heart and thought to herself: Since Tiedan said so magical, why not let his wife try it first?
Thinking of this, he immediately said: Why, is there something wrong with me? It’s inside!
Tiedan's wife twisted her big butt and walked over. Ermazi looked at Tiedan's wife. Although she was not as beautiful as her own wife, Fengmei, at least she was another woman. She had never tasted the fishy smell and felt hungry now.
Before she could enter the room, Ermazi hugged her with one hand, took out her fake dick with the other, pressed the switch, and stabbed her vagina.
At this time, when Tiedan's wife heard such a familiar voice, she suddenly remembered the one at home. Before she could think too much, her lower body was very itchy, making her whole body soft, thinking: Since her husband is unfaithful to her, why should she guard this archway of chastity breaking?
Thinking of this, she let go of her body and mind and cooperated vigorously.
Ermazi of another woman who had never touched another woman. When she saw that Tiedan's wife had really escaped herself, she was immediately overjoyed and kissed her. She carried her to the bed and stuffed the fake cock in. Finally, she used her dick to fuck Tiedan's wife three times.
This time, both of them tasted the freshness and felt beautiful
Tiedan's wife didn't think the poke on Ermazi's face was ugly at this time, but she thought it was quite cute.
Compared to her husband, he was much more powerful, and his cock was big, making her lower body so hot that it was so wet in her crotch.
After the two of them finished their work, Ermazi stroked the vaginal fluid on his fake cock with his hands and said: Hehe, sister-in-law, your pussy is so fragrant! I didn't expect you to be so fierce too
Humph, this is the first time! I haven't let go yet. If I let go, I will make your dick soft
Ermazi heard Tiedan's wife's words and suddenly felt that it would be beneficial for women to be more sexy. This sounded pleasant, and said: OK, why don't we have another shot? My big cock is very itchy, why don't you try it with your mouth?
Tiedan's wife smiled, tidied up her clothes, and said: Forget it, I'll do it another day, I'll have to go home to cook! If it's too late, Tiedan will doubt my safety first and leave
As he said that, he twisted his big butt and walked out
Ermazi looked at Tiedan's wife who was walking away and was very happy, thinking: Tiedan Ah Tiedan!
Let you, how dazzling the cuckold your wife wears you now!
Tiedan's wife actually didn't expect this to happen, and didn't know what to do, so she was fucked by Ermazi, but looking back, it was quite comfortable, much better than masturbation.
And the dick was so big that it hurt her stomach, and itchy inside it
She walked home with a smile, and Tiedan happened to be at home here. Seeing her wife's happy look, she immediately said: Have you eaten your dick? So happy
When Tiedan's wife heard this, she was stunned. She looked at Tiedan and screamed loudly: Look at you, your cock is only half as short as that of other people's Ermazi, so she is so embarrassed to say it!
When Tiedan heard this, she became angry and said: What are you, a slutty woman?
Tiedan's wife is also popular. Anyway, the two often quarrel, so this time it's not bad.
She jumped and started arguing: You care about me, I will let anyone do it, you can't control it!
After saying this, Tiedan felt very panicked and felt an unbalanced feeling in her heart. She was about to beat her up when she chased her.
There is an old saying: If a tiger does not show its power, you think it is a sick cat
At this time, Tiedan's wife became more and more cowardly as she looked at Tiedan. She immediately yelled and rushed towards her. The two of them fought together, but in the end, no one took advantage, and both sides were injured.
After both of them calmed down, Tiedan touched his hot face and thought: Forget it, it would be better if he continues like this. Maybe he will suffer a big loss in the end.
Tiedan had to admit his mistake to his wife with shamelessness. Tiedan's wife, who was already in the wrong, felt sorry for her husband, so she forgave him.
The two of them lay on the bed at night without closing their eyes all night, staring at the mosquito net blankly, thinking about their own things
The next day, Tiedan rushed to Ermazi's house, grabbed Ermazi and started beating
Of course, Ermazi knew what it was for, so he beat him a few times and said loudly: Don’t be shameless, your slutty woman is too cheap, can you blame me? Go back and ask your wife!
Feng Mei didn't know what happened, so she came over and pulled her husband and said: Don't be as knowledgeable as him, adults don't care about villains.
Ermazi looked at the beautiful Feng Mei, kissed her on the forehead, and said: Haha, that's right, my wife is so beautiful, will I fall in love with your wife? Get out of here? If I don't get out, I will regret it later, but I will beat you up!
Tiedan looked at the tall and long-haired Ermazi and said: OK, you slutty guy, wait! Let me see what I will do!
As he said that, he left with all his strength
Ermazi laughed loudly, Feng Mei didn't know what he was happy about, so she laughed foolishly
Ermazi was happy when she thought about the scene of her ups and downs with Tiedan’s wife yesterday!
I also want to give my wife a surprise and try this guy
But when Ermazi took out his masturbation device, Feng Mei snatched it and kissed her with her arms and desperately. Finally, she took off her lower body in front of Ermazi, spitted two spits into her palms, wiped it on her pussy, pushed the switch neatly, stuffed the masturbation device in. After a few strokes, she squinted her eyes and hummed with pleasure.
Ermazi understood, and then he remembered that his wife Fengmei used to be a lady.
Looking at her masturbating, he felt an indescribable feeling in his heart, thinking: I only have this kind of despicable life
During dinner at night, Tiedan and his wife were silent, and no one said a word. The light in the yard was very weak, but the starlight was blinking above their heads, as if guessing what had happened.
At this time, a series of footsteps sounded at the door, sounding very anxious
Iron eggs, Iron eggs!
When Tiedan heard that it was Ermazi's voice, she suddenly became angry
Before Ermazi could walk in, Tiedan stood up
When my wife saw it, she pulled him and said: Don’t move, see what’s wrong?
Ermazi looked at the two of them and said with a smile: Ah, who eats delicious food! They are all good things you did. I will pay you back this thing and give me the money!
As he said that, he smashed the things in his hand on the table
Tiedan didn't see what it was. When the thing smashed the bowl, she realized it was the fake dick.
Don’t use this set! You still want to return it after using it. Who is still using Ah? Who will I return it to?
You are all the kind of people you have! I don’t want it anymore, so you can keep it for yourself!
Ermazi finished speaking, turned around and left
Tiedan was about to do something big, but he left
He looked at the masturbation device that fell to the ground and was suddenly at a loss
Ermazi, who was walking on the road, felt particularly disgusting when she thought about her wife masturbating.
He thought of his wife being fucked by others, so he would rather not have this thing than bring up the disgusting scene again
The next day, when Tiedan drove the car to the brick factory, he met Lao Wang from a distance, for fear that Lao Wang would ask him to return the goods, so he deliberately pretended not to see it. However, Lao Wang was also enthusiastic and stopped the car in front of him. When Tiedan saw that it was broken, there must be something wrong again, so he said angrily: What do you want to do? I tell you, don’t make any trouble, I am upset!
Lao Wang smiled, revealing his uneven teeth, and said: Tiedan, why are you hiding from me? Let me tell you good news, my wife is very satisfied with me
When Tiedan heard this, she was happy and asked: Really?
Really, I'm so tired that my wife is still playing by myself! Hehe, this time, I'll save trouble, I won't say anything, go and pull the bricks! I'm working a lot today, I can make more money. By the way, are there any tender pussy Ah used by men? If I make money another day, I'll buy one to fuck
When Tiedan heard this, he burst into laughter and said: You are really, you have, but it’s a little more expensive. You can’t even serve your wife, so how can you play with that?
Old Wang said with yellowed teeth: No matter how expensive it is, it is cheaper than finding a lady. If you insert that thing, you won’t laugh at him.
OK, I'll ask you for some information. If you have any, I'll tell you to let you play enough
OK, please
The two said goodbye halfway and went to each other
Ma San has been idle these days and has nothing to do. His wife is not at home. He hunts for beauty everywhere, but there are too few women in the village, either old or small, so it's so boring.
At this moment, He Xiuxiu walked over from outside, looked at Ma San in the yard, and shouted: Uncle
When Ma Sanyi saw that it was Xiuxiu, he immediately became interested and said: What's wrong? Xiuxiu, are you okay?
Okay, I'm so bored at home myself, so let's see what you do at home? Otherwise, if you borrow a book from you, we will count on you that you are educated and there must be good books.
Ma San looked at Xiuxiu, who was pure and cute, and felt itchy in her heart
I haven't had sex for two days, and I feel so nervous that I feel like teasing this little girl, but this young boy doesn't know anything, it's more fun
He smiled, walked to Xiuxiu, reached out to touch her chest, and made Xiuxiu blush with shame.
Uncle, what are you doing?
Oh, I thought you had a tumor in front of you?
Xiuxiu smiled and said: You are really good at joking. This is her breasts, how could it be a tumor?
No, you should be developing at this age, why are you still so young?
After saying this, Xiuxiu began to worry and looked at Ma San and asked: Uncle, what should I do? Isn’t it ugly to see Ah when I’m young?
Ma San looked at her horrified look and was happy and said: Well, it's Ah, you don't look like a woman when you're too young. That's what a man means, he looks like a man, inappropriate, so ugly Ah!
Xiuxiu pulled Ma San's hand and said: Can uncle prescribe me some medicine to make my breasts bigger and be as big as my aunt. Right, I saw Xiaoxia some time ago, and her breasts were very big.
After saying this, Ma San also remembered it. It was Ah. I haven’t contacted Xiaoxia for a long time. I wonder how she is doing?
Another day, he went to the city to find this place, so he pulled Xiuxiu to the pharmacy
Go to the room and tie the door
He stretched out his hand to unbutton her. Xiuxiu resisted and said: I'll help you massage, massage, it will increase significantly within a few days.
Although Xiuxiu didn't believe it very much, she still let his hands catch her soft breasts
You guys can't fool you
Lao Wang said, still worried that Tiedan had a bad idea
Come on, I'm embarrassed to lie to you! In this way, I'll write you a note, okay?
Tiedan touched for a long time and couldn't find the paper. He immediately took out a pack of cigarettes from Lao Wang's top pocket, pulled off the platinum paper inside, and wrote something like an agreement. Lao Wang held it in his hand and left with peace of mind.
When Tiedan got thirty-two dollars, she finally felt a little relieved.
But one more must be sold
He thought to himself: This all-in-one is really bad, this idea is really bad, if ordinary people are embarrassed to speak up this thing, even if they have the idea of buying it, they are embarrassed to buy Ah!
He walked around the brick factory and walked around. He didn't see anyone he knew very well. He suddenly remembered Lao Gan, who was repairing the car next to Zi'anji.
For Ah!
That guy is not a good bird, he has a lot of bad intentions and may want to turn around and rushed to the market.
Although the tractor is an agricultural vehicle, it runs at full speed very quickly. After a while, he arrives.
Before Tiedan arrived at the door, he saw a head poking out from inside the door, but it scared him. He saw that it was no one else, but Lao Gan
Lao Gan smiled and said: You guys are really, I thought there was a business coming?
Tiedan got off the car and picked up the shaking handle, and said with a smile: Lao Gan, don’t always think about making money from others. You also think about yourself, and see how depressed you have lived in this life.
What do you mean by Tiedan? I have been so glorious all my life, how can I feel frustrated? Tell me, who doesn’t know that I am the first to repair cars. The two car repair shops behind me were taught by me. When I met, I had to call me a master. I have the largest seniority in the village. Once I entered the village, I was all Gan Master. Gan Master called me but it was not as beautiful as that. Which one was the glorious one?
As he spoke, Lao Gan seemed very proud
Tiedan looked at him without saying a word
When he finished speaking, he said: This is called Fengguang Ah? Why don’t you say that you are a wife and you are a pug when you see your wife. If you have the courage, you will be able to extract your pocket. If you have ten yuan, I will eat the plate of screws.
Lao Gan seemed to be touched by the pain and pointed at Tiedan's nose and said: You, you kid, am I afraid of your wife? That's to respect your virtue, you don't care about your wife at all, and you have the nerve to say that others are
Stop talking, I'm here to bring you the gospel, you're afraid that your wife's life will come to an end
As he said that, Tiedan pointed at Lao Gan's face and smiled sinisterly: You old boy can turn over!
Lao Gan pulled him a chair. Although he was not very happy, his old friends who had been for many years should not be too rude.
Tiedan, if it weren’t for the years of friendship, I would have beaten you and said, what’s wrong?
What else? I'm just watching you live a frustrated life. Isn't it because my wife can't handle it? Look at yourself, every day, your wife plays cards day and night on the street, and you don't even dare to fart. Do you know what others are doing? Don't you know? I tell you, you must have been fooled with other men.
If you talk nonsense, my wife won’t be like that! Don’t fart here!
Don’t worry about whether I fart or not, my words are based on scientific basis. Unlike you, you squat in this hut every day and you don’t know anything. You can’t hide anything from me when you walk thousands of miles a day and eight hundred miles a night. I can’t hide anything from me. I have already known your true feelings. Lao Gan. You pat your conscience and say, are you sexually incompetent?
When Lao Gan heard this, he looked around and saw that no one came, and then lowered his voice and said: "Don't say this, what's the gospel?"
I just said, your current situation is that you have fun with your wife at night and there is no problem.
Tell you!
If you don't believe it, I can't tell you that my friend is selling a sex toy for 40 yuan, which will ensure that your wife is so happy that she can't help but scream.
Get out, get out, I don’t have the idleness of having sex with women like you. I can’t do it here every day and you can’t do it. You can leave! I’m too lazy to tell you, go quickly, go quickly
As he said that, he pushed him away
After being pushed like this, Tiedan felt that the most promising person was gone, but he still wanted to fight for it again
This old Gan is a face-loving person. He doesn't want to reveal his shortcomings anymore and keeps pushing the iron ball onto the cart.
Tiedan looked at him and said: OK, OK, I won’t tell you too much, you should consider it yourself, if you figure it out, remember to find me and make sure your wife will obey and post it.
Get out quickly, get out quickly
Tiedan shook the machine and drove home. His heart was completely cold. It seemed that two were difficult to sell. This was really a big loss for small gains, but he couldn't waste all his efforts. He drove while thinking about possible people, but he didn't expect one until he got home. He thought: Forget it, if you don't have it, just wait a few more days, drink more with others, and talk about this.
He went into the house to grab a handful of peanuts and went out to walk around bored
Oh! Look, the rich man in our village has come out, where is your car?
Tiedan was walking with his head down. When he heard someone praise him, he looked up and said, "Sheep dealer, what's the matter? He doesn't kowtow when he sees the rich man, please give him a lunch break."
Oh, look at your cool look, and you're kowtowed, and you're just like that. I'm a man born to be an agent. You know that those big stars are supported by agents, otherwise they wouldn't be so famous.
Ermazi said, wishing she could turn her face to the sky
Tiedan couldn't stand his thoughts, and said with a pouting voice: Tsk, don't blow, they are celebrity agents, and you sell animals like sheep, dogs, pigs, how can you compare? You don't know how to write the word shame, right?
Ermazi smiled, walked over, snatched a handful of peanuts and started eating, chewing them all over his mouth
By the way, I asked you something, I'm not going to quarrel with you this time
Tiedan smiled and said: Why did that come?
I'll ask you something!
Ermazi rubbed Tiedan like a woman. Tiedan rolled her eyes and looked very disgusted
I've heard that you are good at dealing with women, so I'll teach you two tricks! My wife has been tired of playing and has no energy
When Tiedan heard this, she burst into laughter. Looking at Ermazi's long hair, she wanted to beat him. She said angrily: Haha, you still want to have sex with women. Don't you have many mothers in your family?
You, you guys, be careful, be careful, I cut your dick
Tiedan knew that he was also a fool, so he didn't say anything and walked aside
Don't leave, just make a joke with you! I'm really humble in asking for scriptures this time, don't be so petty
Tiedan thought to himself: To Ah, since he is thinking about this, why not sell him a dildo?
Hehe, thinking of this, he immediately looked back with a smile
Haha, since you are so thoughtful, it doesn't matter if I teach you
As he said that, he waved his hand and signaled him to come over
Ermazi was eager to ask for advice, followed him and arrived at the small bridge at the east end. Tiedan smiled and said: Do you really want to play with a woman Ah?
Ermazi smiled and said: That's right, which man doesn't love this kind of thing? My wife is so nervous, I've long been disgusted with it.
Haha, that's it, but if you let me use yours, I'll let you pick up girls. What do you think?
As soon as he finished speaking, Ermazi stroked his messy hair back and turned red with jealousy, saying: Do you owe beats? Believe it or not, I will castrate you now?
Ermazi is a famous fool. Tiedan is not as tall as him, so he didn't dare to fight him hard. So he smiled and pushed him and said: Look, just one sentence, is it worth getting angry? Aren't you begging me? It's really
Ermazi also woke up and said: OK, I don’t know you today, but if you want to say those unreasonable words, I won’t peel you off.
OK, this time we are all talking about serious things. I really have what you want, but this thing is not for nothing, it is for purchase.
Tiedan hurriedly thought about selling these two pieces quickly, how many dollars can she save herself
Ermazi looked at him and said: I am an agent, I have money, I don’t need you, just say it!
My trick is to serve women to be comfortable, but when it comes to comfort, it is very knowledgeable. Not only do I have super strong sexual ability, but I can also use some tools to make women feel so happy that they lose their souls.
What is it Ah?
Ermazi could no longer help but look at the chattering Tiedan and asked
Tiedan smiled and said: You pay for 40 yuan for sex toys first, and I will bring the goods to you tomorrow
Let’s get it down! What’s more than forty dollars?
This is the cheapest, otherwise I wouldn't have to buy it anymore. I'll go to someone else to get the goods!
Ermazi put his hand in his pocket and touched it for a long time, and found that he didn't bring a penny. He immediately said: That's fine, Tiedan, please help me with it first, and I'll write a contract for you, so you can rest assured, right?
Tiedan thought to herself: I'd better sell this thing early and just put it on!
At this time, Ermazi picked up the pen in his pocket and wrote it up. After writing, he handed it over to him and left with a smile.
Don't forget, hurry up, I can't wait
Tiedan looked at his figure leaving and cursed: Damn, it would be enough not to sting you a little more
He went to Masan's house without saying a word
Walking to Masanjia, he opened the door with force, and the door hanging hit back and forth, making a harsh sound.
Ma San was idle, opened one eye and looked at him, and snorted: Tiedan, can't be done? That's it! You'd better not think about that, buy another one if you want it
Tiedan looked at his disdainful look and said: I said, Doctor All the Great, you underestimate people too much. Come on, get me two, I have collected all the money, but they are just embarrassed to come.
As he said that, he threw the money on Ma San's leg
But Ma San never expected that, looking at the money scattered on the ground, he hurriedly bent down and picked it up: You old guy is really capable, admire you, admire, come with me
Ma San got up and walked into the pharmacy, took out four of them from it and placed them on the table for Tiedan to choose.
Tiedan looked at it and the models were the same. She took two of them casually, ordered two bags and left.
Although Tiedan is a bit bad, she is quite loyal to others. She wants to send the things to Lao Wang as soon as possible to fulfill his wish.
When he walked to the brick factory, Lao Wang was still playing cards there. When he saw Tiedan, he immediately closed the cards and said: Don't play anymore, don't play anymore
You are really a man, you have to finish this game! This is your fault, so how can you play like this?
Lao Wang looked at Tiedan and smiled, saying: If you have something to do, you really have something to do, let your brothers earn more tomorrow, I'll leave first
Lao Wang went out and pulled Tiedan to the side of the road, handed a Xue, and asked: Tiedan, did you get it?
Humph, I can't handle this little thing, so why is it called Tiedan?
Yes, yes, then hurry up and take it and see, how to use it? Teach me, I can perform well
Tiedan is like an expert. He opened the lid and installed the battery. Lao Wang looked at it and said with a smile: This person is really good at making it now. Even the second child is so similar. It's amazing.
You see, you can adjust the speed here, and this can help you make a prelude. It doesn't matter if your thing is completely out of reach. It's completely OK. It's completely safe. Two No. 5 batteries are cheap and convenient. A March warranty ensures that your wife can never leave you again.
Lao Wang was overjoyed. After listening to Tiedan's explanation, he excitedly put it in his pocket, waiting to go home to use it in the evening.
Looking at Lao Wang's happy look, Tiedan was also happy and went everywhere to look for Ermazi. Finally, she found it at Erpang's casino.
Ermazi was playing the Heat at this time. No matter what Tiedan called, he wouldn't get up. Finally, he returned home with a full load. He was very happy with the money. Only then did he remember Tiedan
Walking to the door, I saw Tiedan already asleep in the corner
Ermazi pulled a grass at the foot of the wall and poked it into his nostril. This made Tiedan itchy and she sneezes several times before she woke up.
What are you doing? Really! I didn't say anything just now.
Haha, the emperor is really not in a hurry, the eunuch is anxious. If it weren't for the moment, would I have won so much money? Come on, wouldn't it be forty yuan?
As he said that, he threw it over with the money
Tiedan is a poor fortune fan. When she saw someone giving money, she was very happy. She immediately took out the dildo from her bag, explained for a while, and finally said: As long as it is a woman, press her to the ground and stroked this thing on her pussy, she will scream like a devil. Otherwise, you can try it with your wife first, which will definitely make you feel addicted to your cock!
roll?
Tiedan walked towards Masan's family with money in her hand, and Masan also kept his promise and sold the goods to him for twenty-one dollars.
Tiedan was also anxious. Since she used this thing to mess with her wife, she had no feelings for herself anymore and wanted to use this thing from time to time. Now if she found out that there was nothing, it would be strange if she didn't beat herself to death!
Thinking of this, he wanted to put the fake thing back in place soon
Ermazi was holding this fake thing in his hand, thinking about the magical words Tiedan said to him, and was half-believing and half-doubted, thinking: I have to find someone to try this time
When he got home, my wife didn't know where she went crazy. When he was about to go out to find her, someone came outside.
Ermazi, is Ermazi at home?
Ermazi looked out and found that it was Tiedan's wife. She suddenly felt bad in her heart and thought to herself: Since Tiedan said so magical, why not let his wife try it first?
Thinking of this, he immediately said: Why, is there something wrong with me? It’s inside!
Tiedan's wife twisted her big butt and walked over. Ermazi looked at Tiedan's wife. Although she was not as beautiful as her own wife, Fengmei, at least she was another woman. She had never tasted the fishy smell and felt hungry now.
Before she could enter the room, Ermazi hugged her with one hand, took out her fake dick with the other, pressed the switch, and stabbed her vagina.
At this time, when Tiedan's wife heard such a familiar voice, she suddenly remembered the one at home. Before she could think too much, her lower body was very itchy, making her whole body soft, thinking: Since her husband is unfaithful to her, why should she guard this archway of chastity breaking?
Thinking of this, she let go of her body and mind and cooperated vigorously.
Ermazi of another woman who had never touched another woman. When she saw that Tiedan's wife had really escaped herself, she was immediately overjoyed and kissed her. She carried her to the bed and stuffed the fake cock in. Finally, she used her dick to fuck Tiedan's wife three times.
This time, both of them tasted the freshness and felt beautiful
Tiedan's wife didn't think the poke on Ermazi's face was ugly at this time, but she thought it was quite cute.
Compared to her husband, he was much more powerful, and his cock was big, making her lower body so hot that it was so wet in her crotch.
After the two of them finished their work, Ermazi stroked the vaginal fluid on his fake cock with his hands and said: Hehe, sister-in-law, your pussy is so fragrant! I didn't expect you to be so fierce too
Humph, this is the first time! I haven't let go yet. If I let go, I will make your dick soft
Ermazi heard Tiedan's wife's words and suddenly felt that it would be beneficial for women to be more sexy. This sounded pleasant, and said: OK, why don't we have another shot? My big cock is very itchy, why don't you try it with your mouth?
Tiedan's wife smiled, tidied up her clothes, and said: Forget it, I'll do it another day, I'll have to go home to cook! If it's too late, Tiedan will doubt my safety first and leave
As he said that, he twisted his big butt and walked out
Ermazi looked at Tiedan's wife who was walking away and was very happy, thinking: Tiedan Ah Tiedan!
Let you, how dazzling the cuckold your wife wears you now!
Tiedan's wife actually didn't expect this to happen, and didn't know what to do, so she was fucked by Ermazi, but looking back, it was quite comfortable, much better than masturbation.
And the dick was so big that it hurt her stomach, and itchy inside it
She walked home with a smile, and Tiedan happened to be at home here. Seeing her wife's happy look, she immediately said: Have you eaten your dick? So happy
When Tiedan's wife heard this, she was stunned. She looked at Tiedan and screamed loudly: Look at you, your cock is only half as short as that of other people's Ermazi, so she is so embarrassed to say it!
When Tiedan heard this, she became angry and said: What are you, a slutty woman?
Tiedan's wife is also popular. Anyway, the two often quarrel, so this time it's not bad.
She jumped and started arguing: You care about me, I will let anyone do it, you can't control it!
After saying this, Tiedan felt very panicked and felt an unbalanced feeling in her heart. She was about to beat her up when she chased her.
There is an old saying: If a tiger does not show its power, you think it is a sick cat
At this time, Tiedan's wife became more and more cowardly as she looked at Tiedan. She immediately yelled and rushed towards her. The two of them fought together, but in the end, no one took advantage, and both sides were injured.
After both of them calmed down, Tiedan touched his hot face and thought: Forget it, it would be better if he continues like this. Maybe he will suffer a big loss in the end.
Tiedan had to admit his mistake to his wife with shamelessness. Tiedan's wife, who was already in the wrong, felt sorry for her husband, so she forgave him.
The two of them lay on the bed at night without closing their eyes all night, staring at the mosquito net blankly, thinking about their own things
The next day, Tiedan rushed to Ermazi's house, grabbed Ermazi and started beating
Of course, Ermazi knew what it was for, so he beat him a few times and said loudly: Don’t be shameless, your slutty woman is too cheap, can you blame me? Go back and ask your wife!
Feng Mei didn't know what happened, so she came over and pulled her husband and said: Don't be as knowledgeable as him, adults don't care about villains.
Ermazi looked at the beautiful Feng Mei, kissed her on the forehead, and said: Haha, that's right, my wife is so beautiful, will I fall in love with your wife? Get out of here? If I don't get out, I will regret it later, but I will beat you up!
Tiedan looked at the tall and long-haired Ermazi and said: OK, you slutty guy, wait! Let me see what I will do!
As he said that, he left with all his strength
Ermazi laughed loudly, Feng Mei didn't know what he was happy about, so she laughed foolishly
Ermazi was happy when she thought about the scene of her ups and downs with Tiedan’s wife yesterday!
I also want to give my wife a surprise and try this guy
But when Ermazi took out his masturbation device, Feng Mei snatched it and kissed her with her arms and desperately. Finally, she took off her lower body in front of Ermazi, spitted two spits into her palms, wiped it on her pussy, pushed the switch neatly, stuffed the masturbation device in. After a few strokes, she squinted her eyes and hummed with pleasure.
Ermazi understood, and then he remembered that his wife Fengmei used to be a lady.
Looking at her masturbating, he felt an indescribable feeling in his heart, thinking: I only have this kind of despicable life
During dinner at night, Tiedan and his wife were silent, and no one said a word. The light in the yard was very weak, but the starlight was blinking above their heads, as if guessing what had happened.
At this time, a series of footsteps sounded at the door, sounding very anxious
Iron eggs, Iron eggs!
When Tiedan heard that it was Ermazi's voice, she suddenly became angry
Before Ermazi could walk in, Tiedan stood up
When my wife saw it, she pulled him and said: Don’t move, see what’s wrong?
Ermazi looked at the two of them and said with a smile: Ah, who eats delicious food! They are all good things you did. I will pay you back this thing and give me the money!
As he said that, he smashed the things in his hand on the table
Tiedan didn't see what it was. When the thing smashed the bowl, she realized it was the fake dick.
Don’t use this set! You still want to return it after using it. Who is still using Ah? Who will I return it to?
You are all the kind of people you have! I don’t want it anymore, so you can keep it for yourself!
Ermazi finished speaking, turned around and left
Tiedan was about to do something big, but he left
He looked at the masturbation device that fell to the ground and was suddenly at a loss
Ermazi, who was walking on the road, felt particularly disgusting when she thought about her wife masturbating.
He thought of his wife being fucked by others, so he would rather not have this thing than bring up the disgusting scene again
The next day, when Tiedan drove the car to the brick factory, he met Lao Wang from a distance, for fear that Lao Wang would ask him to return the goods, so he deliberately pretended not to see it. However, Lao Wang was also enthusiastic and stopped the car in front of him. When Tiedan saw that it was broken, there must be something wrong again, so he said angrily: What do you want to do? I tell you, don’t make any trouble, I am upset!
Lao Wang smiled, revealing his uneven teeth, and said: Tiedan, why are you hiding from me? Let me tell you good news, my wife is very satisfied with me
When Tiedan heard this, she was happy and asked: Really?
Really, I'm so tired that my wife is still playing by myself! Hehe, this time, I'll save trouble, I won't say anything, go and pull the bricks! I'm working a lot today, I can make more money. By the way, are there any tender pussy Ah used by men? If I make money another day, I'll buy one to fuck
When Tiedan heard this, he burst into laughter and said: You are really, you have, but it’s a little more expensive. You can’t even serve your wife, so how can you play with that?
Old Wang said with yellowed teeth: No matter how expensive it is, it is cheaper than finding a lady. If you insert that thing, you won’t laugh at him.
OK, I'll ask you for some information. If you have any, I'll tell you to let you play enough
OK, please
The two said goodbye halfway and went to each other
Ma San has been idle these days and has nothing to do. His wife is not at home. He hunts for beauty everywhere, but there are too few women in the village, either old or small, so it's so boring.
At this moment, He Xiuxiu walked over from outside, looked at Ma San in the yard, and shouted: Uncle
When Ma Sanyi saw that it was Xiuxiu, he immediately became interested and said: What's wrong? Xiuxiu, are you okay?
Okay, I'm so bored at home myself, so let's see what you do at home? Otherwise, if you borrow a book from you, we will count on you that you are educated and there must be good books.
Ma San looked at Xiuxiu, who was pure and cute, and felt itchy in her heart
I haven't had sex for two days, and I feel so nervous that I feel like teasing this little girl, but this young boy doesn't know anything, it's more fun
He smiled, walked to Xiuxiu, reached out to touch her chest, and made Xiuxiu blush with shame.
Uncle, what are you doing?
Oh, I thought you had a tumor in front of you?
Xiuxiu smiled and said: You are really good at joking. This is her breasts, how could it be a tumor?
No, you should be developing at this age, why are you still so young?
After saying this, Xiuxiu began to worry and looked at Ma San and asked: Uncle, what should I do? Isn’t it ugly to see Ah when I’m young?
Ma San looked at her horrified look and was happy and said: Well, it's Ah, you don't look like a woman when you're too young. That's what a man means, he looks like a man, inappropriate, so ugly Ah!
Xiuxiu pulled Ma San's hand and said: Can uncle prescribe me some medicine to make my breasts bigger and be as big as my aunt. Right, I saw Xiaoxia some time ago, and her breasts were very big.
After saying this, Ma San also remembered it. It was Ah. I haven’t contacted Xiaoxia for a long time. I wonder how she is doing?
Another day, he went to the city to find this place, so he pulled Xiuxiu to the pharmacy
Go to the room and tie the door
He stretched out his hand to unbutton her. Xiuxiu resisted and said: I'll help you massage, massage, it will increase significantly within a few days.
Although Xiuxiu didn't believe it very much, she still let his hands catch her soft breasts
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