After the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet that day, the Grandpa Laojun was drinking a little fluttering. He sat on the green ox and asked Qingniu if we wanted to go to Chang'e's Guanghan Palace, and chat with Chang'e and talk to him. What do you think?
The mount of the Taishang Laojun nodded repeatedly, and the Taishang Laojun laughed haha, so what are you waiting for? Let's go!
The Grand Lord of the Supreme Court sat in the blink of an eye and came to Guanghan Palace. He saw Wu Gang cutting the osmanthus tree as usual. Tai Shang Laojun felt a little guilty because the Grand Monkey King overturned his Bagua alchemy furnace when he was making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and spread the golden elixir in his gourd all over the ground. One of the Nine-Turning Golden Pills fell from the Tushita Palace in the thirty-third level of heaven to the front of Guanghan Palace. The Nine-Turning Golden Pills transformed into water and drilled into soil. The Nine-Turning Golden Pills were cultivated by the spiritual energy of the heaven and earth. After 49 days, they grew into a towering tree in front of Guanghan Palace, and the fragrance was everywhere. At that time, it caused a small sensation in the entire heaven, so that everyone looked at Laojun's Nine-Turning Golden Pills even more admiringly!
While tying the green cow to the osmanthus tree, the Grand Lord said to Wu Gang that Xiao Wu Ah is still cutting down the trees, have you had dinner?
When Wu Gang saw that he was the heavyweight of the heavenly realm, Taishang Laojun, so he quickly stopped his work and knelt down to greet Mr. An. He had seen Laojun!
Come on, get up, don’t be so polite. I happened to pass by here and saw that you were so hard to cut trees. Come and take a look. By the way, have you seen Chang'e?
Why didn’t I see her playing the flute and piano under the osmanthus tree tonight!
Sister Chang'e just carried the Jade Rabbit back to Guanghan Palace and said she wanted to bathe the Jade Rabbit. Otherwise, I would call her and if she knew you were here, she would definitely come out to greet her!
Is that right? No, no, I'd better go in by myself. Please help me watch my green cow and don't let it run around. This beast is very naughty!
No, don’t worry, always, I will take good care of your mount!
The Grand Lord smiled at Wu Gang Xiao Wu Ah, I will take your affairs to heart...
Wu Gang was so excited that he knelt down to Laojun and kept kowtowing. Laojun laughed and said, "I said don't be so polite to me." I don't like this kind of fake thing, get up!"
After saying that, Laojun, the Taishang, shook the fan in his hand and walked into Guanghan Palace. As soon as he entered the gate of Guanghan Palace, Laojun's eyes were suddenly covered by a pair of weak and boneless hands from behind. Guess who I am?
Laojun smiled happily and said, "Ah, little sister Chang'e, you know I'm coming today, and you won't go to the door to pick me up early. I'm so old, my heart is getting worse and worse, and I can't withstand this high-intensity stimulation Ah, look at you, last time I used my breast to push my arm, this time you used my breast to push my back, how many times have I told you, be low-key, try to keep a low profile...
At this time, Chang'e suddenly climbed onto the back of the Taishang Laojun and went to the old man. You carry me in. I want you to carry me today... Look at you, you are still so naughty. Let's cook a bowl of Acacia Red Bean Porridge for me later. Have you used up the three real fire that I gave you last time?
Another point is that you said last time that you ate the things you made from three real fire can beautify the skin, but I don’t think the effect is too obvious. However, I think the breasts on my chest are rounder and bigger than before. I’ll take a closer look at Ah for you later!
Low-key, be low-key and do things in a high-key manner. I have said it to you many times. When saying such words, try to whisper as much as possible. My mount, the ears of the green cow, are very sharp. If it hears it, it might get angry with me. You are so anxious!
My little old man, did you bring the gourd today?
I haven't eaten the golden elixir called Jiu in your gourd for a long time. The taste of your golden elixir is really good. After eating a golden elixir last time, I felt that my whole body was much better. Look, my butt is more erect than before. Is there anything else? I want to eat one today!
My aunt Ah, please spare me. My Nine Transformation Golden Pill has only been practiced once in 18,000 years, and I can only practice seventy-nine pieces at a time. You know that the gourd golden elixirs I accumulated were originally used for the family’s fortune, but I didn’t expect that Sun Wuzi would eat them all, which made me not have much stock now. Tota Li Tianwang has been to my Tushita Palace for more than ten times in order to ask for my golden elixir, and I was not willing to give him one. Aunt Ah, thousands of gods in the three realms dreamed of eating one of my Nine Transformation Golden Pill Ah, but you have already eaten three of my immortal elixirs and still want to eat it. This is to let other gods know how much you can make me feel. I really spoiled you!
Yes... I just want to eat another pill. Old man, I'll knock on your back, I'll squeeze your arm, I... Shh, whisper, you can cook a bowl of red bean porridge for me first. In the Lingxiao Palace of Jade Emperor, I only drank eighteen cups of jade wine, which made me hungry. You should hurry up and give me the porridge all night to cushion my stomach first. By the way, the Nanhai crystal cake that Guanyin Bodhisattva gave you last time has you finished eating?
Now everyone in the heavenly world wants to eat a bowl of Guanyin Bodhisattva’s hand-made Nanhai Crystal Cake. But then again, Guanyin’s craftsmanship is really good. The taste of this Nanhai Crystal Cake is really first-class, fragrant, smooth and delicious, neither fat nor greasy, and melts at the mouth. No wonder it has become a hot item in the heavenly world. I heard that everyone in the heavenly palace is praising Guanyin’s good craftsmanship!
Last time, Guanyin specially invited me to dance one in order to entertain the Buddha Tathagata in the West. Chang'e flies to the moon. After the dance, the Buddha Tathagata praised me and said that I danced well and jumped in seconds. In order to express my gratitude to me, Guanyin gave me a bowl of South China Sea crystal cake. I only ate half a bowl, and most of the bowl was iced in my freezer. Please wait for a while and I will take it for you now!
Laojun stroked the white beard under his chin, nodded with satisfaction and said that this was almost the same...
Chang'e brought most of the bowl of South China Sea crystal cake. There was a spoon in the bowl. Laojun was about to reach out to pick up the bowl, but Chang'e said charmingly, don't worry, I'll feed you!
Laojun smiled and said, "Be low-key, try to be as low-key as possible, but don't deliberately feed it to the collar of my clothes like last time, so that I have to wash my own clothes when I go back!
Chang'e's eyes are full of spring, and she will not be able to wear peach blossoms this time. I don't want to waste the South China Sea crystal cake given by Guanyin Bodhisattva. I can't bear to waste it. I respect you, come and have a bite!
The Grand Lord opened his mouth with satisfaction, and Chang'e fed a spoonful of South China Sea crystal cake to Laojun. While enjoying it beautifully, Laojun asked Chang'e that Tathagata praised you too. He did not invite you to visit his Daleiyin Temple in Tianzhu Lingshan, Xiniu Hezhou, as a guest?
No, Tathagata is more low-key than you, just praises me for dancing well and dancing in seconds!
Oh, I understand. Last time you went to the house of Li Tianwang to Tota and cooked the bowl of red bean and lotus seed porridge for Li Tianwang?
All of them were drunk by King Li. After drinking them all, King Li still held my hand hard and praised me for being good-looking... What happened later?
Later, I said, Laojun was still waiting for me to play the piano for him. King Li let go after hearing this, and then I went back to Guanghan Palace!
I really can't do anything to you. I've told you so many times, be low-key and try to be as low-key as possible, but you're fine, just because you're afraid that others don't know that I spoil you, you're really spoiled by me...
(The myths of heaven come to an end for the time being. The next chapter will continue to return to the stories I went home during the summer vacation. Please pay attention)
The mount of the Taishang Laojun nodded repeatedly, and the Taishang Laojun laughed haha, so what are you waiting for? Let's go!
The Grand Lord of the Supreme Court sat in the blink of an eye and came to Guanghan Palace. He saw Wu Gang cutting the osmanthus tree as usual. Tai Shang Laojun felt a little guilty because the Grand Monkey King overturned his Bagua alchemy furnace when he was making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and spread the golden elixir in his gourd all over the ground. One of the Nine-Turning Golden Pills fell from the Tushita Palace in the thirty-third level of heaven to the front of Guanghan Palace. The Nine-Turning Golden Pills transformed into water and drilled into soil. The Nine-Turning Golden Pills were cultivated by the spiritual energy of the heaven and earth. After 49 days, they grew into a towering tree in front of Guanghan Palace, and the fragrance was everywhere. At that time, it caused a small sensation in the entire heaven, so that everyone looked at Laojun's Nine-Turning Golden Pills even more admiringly!
While tying the green cow to the osmanthus tree, the Grand Lord said to Wu Gang that Xiao Wu Ah is still cutting down the trees, have you had dinner?
When Wu Gang saw that he was the heavyweight of the heavenly realm, Taishang Laojun, so he quickly stopped his work and knelt down to greet Mr. An. He had seen Laojun!
Come on, get up, don’t be so polite. I happened to pass by here and saw that you were so hard to cut trees. Come and take a look. By the way, have you seen Chang'e?
Why didn’t I see her playing the flute and piano under the osmanthus tree tonight!
Sister Chang'e just carried the Jade Rabbit back to Guanghan Palace and said she wanted to bathe the Jade Rabbit. Otherwise, I would call her and if she knew you were here, she would definitely come out to greet her!
Is that right? No, no, I'd better go in by myself. Please help me watch my green cow and don't let it run around. This beast is very naughty!
No, don’t worry, always, I will take good care of your mount!
The Grand Lord smiled at Wu Gang Xiao Wu Ah, I will take your affairs to heart...
Wu Gang was so excited that he knelt down to Laojun and kept kowtowing. Laojun laughed and said, "I said don't be so polite to me." I don't like this kind of fake thing, get up!"
After saying that, Laojun, the Taishang, shook the fan in his hand and walked into Guanghan Palace. As soon as he entered the gate of Guanghan Palace, Laojun's eyes were suddenly covered by a pair of weak and boneless hands from behind. Guess who I am?
Laojun smiled happily and said, "Ah, little sister Chang'e, you know I'm coming today, and you won't go to the door to pick me up early. I'm so old, my heart is getting worse and worse, and I can't withstand this high-intensity stimulation Ah, look at you, last time I used my breast to push my arm, this time you used my breast to push my back, how many times have I told you, be low-key, try to keep a low profile...
At this time, Chang'e suddenly climbed onto the back of the Taishang Laojun and went to the old man. You carry me in. I want you to carry me today... Look at you, you are still so naughty. Let's cook a bowl of Acacia Red Bean Porridge for me later. Have you used up the three real fire that I gave you last time?
Another point is that you said last time that you ate the things you made from three real fire can beautify the skin, but I don’t think the effect is too obvious. However, I think the breasts on my chest are rounder and bigger than before. I’ll take a closer look at Ah for you later!
Low-key, be low-key and do things in a high-key manner. I have said it to you many times. When saying such words, try to whisper as much as possible. My mount, the ears of the green cow, are very sharp. If it hears it, it might get angry with me. You are so anxious!
My little old man, did you bring the gourd today?
I haven't eaten the golden elixir called Jiu in your gourd for a long time. The taste of your golden elixir is really good. After eating a golden elixir last time, I felt that my whole body was much better. Look, my butt is more erect than before. Is there anything else? I want to eat one today!
My aunt Ah, please spare me. My Nine Transformation Golden Pill has only been practiced once in 18,000 years, and I can only practice seventy-nine pieces at a time. You know that the gourd golden elixirs I accumulated were originally used for the family’s fortune, but I didn’t expect that Sun Wuzi would eat them all, which made me not have much stock now. Tota Li Tianwang has been to my Tushita Palace for more than ten times in order to ask for my golden elixir, and I was not willing to give him one. Aunt Ah, thousands of gods in the three realms dreamed of eating one of my Nine Transformation Golden Pill Ah, but you have already eaten three of my immortal elixirs and still want to eat it. This is to let other gods know how much you can make me feel. I really spoiled you!
Yes... I just want to eat another pill. Old man, I'll knock on your back, I'll squeeze your arm, I... Shh, whisper, you can cook a bowl of red bean porridge for me first. In the Lingxiao Palace of Jade Emperor, I only drank eighteen cups of jade wine, which made me hungry. You should hurry up and give me the porridge all night to cushion my stomach first. By the way, the Nanhai crystal cake that Guanyin Bodhisattva gave you last time has you finished eating?
Now everyone in the heavenly world wants to eat a bowl of Guanyin Bodhisattva’s hand-made Nanhai Crystal Cake. But then again, Guanyin’s craftsmanship is really good. The taste of this Nanhai Crystal Cake is really first-class, fragrant, smooth and delicious, neither fat nor greasy, and melts at the mouth. No wonder it has become a hot item in the heavenly world. I heard that everyone in the heavenly palace is praising Guanyin’s good craftsmanship!
Last time, Guanyin specially invited me to dance one in order to entertain the Buddha Tathagata in the West. Chang'e flies to the moon. After the dance, the Buddha Tathagata praised me and said that I danced well and jumped in seconds. In order to express my gratitude to me, Guanyin gave me a bowl of South China Sea crystal cake. I only ate half a bowl, and most of the bowl was iced in my freezer. Please wait for a while and I will take it for you now!
Laojun stroked the white beard under his chin, nodded with satisfaction and said that this was almost the same...
Chang'e brought most of the bowl of South China Sea crystal cake. There was a spoon in the bowl. Laojun was about to reach out to pick up the bowl, but Chang'e said charmingly, don't worry, I'll feed you!
Laojun smiled and said, "Be low-key, try to be as low-key as possible, but don't deliberately feed it to the collar of my clothes like last time, so that I have to wash my own clothes when I go back!
Chang'e's eyes are full of spring, and she will not be able to wear peach blossoms this time. I don't want to waste the South China Sea crystal cake given by Guanyin Bodhisattva. I can't bear to waste it. I respect you, come and have a bite!
The Grand Lord opened his mouth with satisfaction, and Chang'e fed a spoonful of South China Sea crystal cake to Laojun. While enjoying it beautifully, Laojun asked Chang'e that Tathagata praised you too. He did not invite you to visit his Daleiyin Temple in Tianzhu Lingshan, Xiniu Hezhou, as a guest?
No, Tathagata is more low-key than you, just praises me for dancing well and dancing in seconds!
Oh, I understand. Last time you went to the house of Li Tianwang to Tota and cooked the bowl of red bean and lotus seed porridge for Li Tianwang?
All of them were drunk by King Li. After drinking them all, King Li still held my hand hard and praised me for being good-looking... What happened later?
Later, I said, Laojun was still waiting for me to play the piano for him. King Li let go after hearing this, and then I went back to Guanghan Palace!
I really can't do anything to you. I've told you so many times, be low-key and try to be as low-key as possible, but you're fine, just because you're afraid that others don't know that I spoil you, you're really spoiled by me...
(The myths of heaven come to an end for the time being. The next chapter will continue to return to the stories I went home during the summer vacation. Please pay attention)
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