What surprised me all the time is that in my memory, I never seemed to have been drunk. Is this alcohol tolerance also related to the opening of the Ren and Du meridians in my lower body? Even Uncle Tatto, who is very good at drinking in the Murakami, admires my alcohol tolerance Xiaolong. You are such a genius, Ah, JB is so big, and you can't drink drunk. You are really a god descending to earth Ah!
I said at that time that Uncle Tatto, I heard from Uncle Zhang Qingfang that you are Erlang Shen’s Xiaotian Dog reincarnated. It seems that you are the god who descended to earth!
Damn, don't listen to Zhang Qingfang's nonsense. If I were a Xiaotian Dog, why would I still be so poor? I should have some magic power to Ah. You said that when Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen fought for more than 300 rounds, if it weren't for my Xiaotian Dog's help, Erlang Shen could have beaten Sun Wukong!
Oh Uncle Tatto, you have just admitted that you are a Xiaotian Dog, and you also said that Uncle Zhang Qingfang is talking nonsense, you are talking nonsense yourself, how could Erlang Shen defeat Sun Wukong!
I just said I missed it, but I ask you, when Sun Wukong defeated 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers and Generals and made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, who caught this monkey?
It seemed to be caught by Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian, but when Yang Jian and Sun Wukong were fighting, the old slippery man, Taishang Laojun, fired a hidden arrow from the side, flew out and hit Sun Wukong on his temple, knocking Sun Wukong down. After that, Sun Wukong was bitten by Erlang Shen's snatching dog, and then fell down again. Then a group of gods from the sky rushed up and a diarrhea came, pressing Sun Wukong tightly under him. Tell me, is this considered Yang Jian defeating Sun Wukong?
Damn, you know a lot of Ah, a stinky brat, but no matter what, Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian is a well-known and awesome person. What is the origin of Erlang Shen?
I don’t know Ah, isn’t Erlang Shen Yang Jian? What’s the origin?
Erlang Shen Yang Jian is the nephew of the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor has a sister who looks beautiful and beautiful. Thinking about the Buddha, immortal and god, many high-ranking children in the three realms of Buddha, immortal and god, they wanted to get to this marriage, but the Jade Emperor's sister just didn't call. Later, the Jade Emperor's sister fell in love with an ordinary person in the mortal world and let the mortal sleep with his precious celestial body. She slept more than once or twice, but many times. As a result, the Jade Emperor's sister gave birth to a child, which was Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian. Yang Jian was born with divine power when he was born. With an axe, he split Huashan in two. Tell me if this is quite powerful.
Uncle Tatto, it seems that Erlang Shen is a breed that is hybridized by celestial immortals and mortals. Is this true? Erlang Shen Yang Jian is indeed amazing... Of course, when Sun Wuzi defeated 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, he was the Erlang Zhenjun recommended by Guanyin Bodhisattva, who saved the suffering in the South China Sea. Speaking of this Erlang Zhenjun, he is really a miserable child. Although he has all his skills, he is the sister of the Jade Emperor because of his impure background.The breeds that the sister and mortals crossed are equivalent to breaking the laws of heaven. Therefore, Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian does not have any position in the heavenly realm, and cannot enjoy the salary of the heavenly realm. Therefore, the gods in the sky look down on Yang Jian and think that Yang Jian is an alien, but the fuck is this alien who took the Monkey King Sun Wukong. Those gods were all useless in front of Monkey King Sun Wukong. Only Yang Jian can resist Sun Wukong’s Ruyi Golden Hoop!
I can't tell Ah, Uncle Tatto, you are really good at Erlang Shen Yang Jian Ah, you can't be really reincarnated as Xiaotian Dog!
Damn, Xiaolong, don’t talk nonsense. Last time I went to Zhang Qingfang to tell fortunes, he said that I was a Xiaotian Dog, and he really confused me at that time. Later, I began to pay attention to Yang Jian slowly. After this attention, I thought that Erlang Shen was really amazing. But no matter how bad Erlang Shen was, his father was still an ordinary mortal. Later, I thought, actually, this person still had to rely on luck. If you are so lucky as Yang Jian’s father, you are attracted by the sister of the Jade Emperor in the Heaven, and you promised to let you sleep enough with the noble body of the immortal. Tell me, does this person have to rely on your life!
Uncle Tatto, I haven’t seen you for a few days. I didn’t expect you to become so enlightened. I admire you, admire you!
I said at that time that Uncle Tatto, I heard from Uncle Zhang Qingfang that you are Erlang Shen’s Xiaotian Dog reincarnated. It seems that you are the god who descended to earth!
Damn, don't listen to Zhang Qingfang's nonsense. If I were a Xiaotian Dog, why would I still be so poor? I should have some magic power to Ah. You said that when Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen fought for more than 300 rounds, if it weren't for my Xiaotian Dog's help, Erlang Shen could have beaten Sun Wukong!
Oh Uncle Tatto, you have just admitted that you are a Xiaotian Dog, and you also said that Uncle Zhang Qingfang is talking nonsense, you are talking nonsense yourself, how could Erlang Shen defeat Sun Wukong!
I just said I missed it, but I ask you, when Sun Wukong defeated 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers and Generals and made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, who caught this monkey?
It seemed to be caught by Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian, but when Yang Jian and Sun Wukong were fighting, the old slippery man, Taishang Laojun, fired a hidden arrow from the side, flew out and hit Sun Wukong on his temple, knocking Sun Wukong down. After that, Sun Wukong was bitten by Erlang Shen's snatching dog, and then fell down again. Then a group of gods from the sky rushed up and a diarrhea came, pressing Sun Wukong tightly under him. Tell me, is this considered Yang Jian defeating Sun Wukong?
Damn, you know a lot of Ah, a stinky brat, but no matter what, Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian is a well-known and awesome person. What is the origin of Erlang Shen?
I don’t know Ah, isn’t Erlang Shen Yang Jian? What’s the origin?
Erlang Shen Yang Jian is the nephew of the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor has a sister who looks beautiful and beautiful. Thinking about the Buddha, immortal and god, many high-ranking children in the three realms of Buddha, immortal and god, they wanted to get to this marriage, but the Jade Emperor's sister just didn't call. Later, the Jade Emperor's sister fell in love with an ordinary person in the mortal world and let the mortal sleep with his precious celestial body. She slept more than once or twice, but many times. As a result, the Jade Emperor's sister gave birth to a child, which was Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian. Yang Jian was born with divine power when he was born. With an axe, he split Huashan in two. Tell me if this is quite powerful.
Uncle Tatto, it seems that Erlang Shen is a breed that is hybridized by celestial immortals and mortals. Is this true? Erlang Shen Yang Jian is indeed amazing... Of course, when Sun Wuzi defeated 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, he was the Erlang Zhenjun recommended by Guanyin Bodhisattva, who saved the suffering in the South China Sea. Speaking of this Erlang Zhenjun, he is really a miserable child. Although he has all his skills, he is the sister of the Jade Emperor because of his impure background.The breeds that the sister and mortals crossed are equivalent to breaking the laws of heaven. Therefore, Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian does not have any position in the heavenly realm, and cannot enjoy the salary of the heavenly realm. Therefore, the gods in the sky look down on Yang Jian and think that Yang Jian is an alien, but the fuck is this alien who took the Monkey King Sun Wukong. Those gods were all useless in front of Monkey King Sun Wukong. Only Yang Jian can resist Sun Wukong’s Ruyi Golden Hoop!
I can't tell Ah, Uncle Tatto, you are really good at Erlang Shen Yang Jian Ah, you can't be really reincarnated as Xiaotian Dog!
Damn, Xiaolong, don’t talk nonsense. Last time I went to Zhang Qingfang to tell fortunes, he said that I was a Xiaotian Dog, and he really confused me at that time. Later, I began to pay attention to Yang Jian slowly. After this attention, I thought that Erlang Shen was really amazing. But no matter how bad Erlang Shen was, his father was still an ordinary mortal. Later, I thought, actually, this person still had to rely on luck. If you are so lucky as Yang Jian’s father, you are attracted by the sister of the Jade Emperor in the Heaven, and you promised to let you sleep enough with the noble body of the immortal. Tell me, does this person have to rely on your life!
Uncle Tatto, I haven’t seen you for a few days. I didn’t expect you to become so enlightened. I admire you, admire you!