In the second year of junior high school, I often went to Uncle Zhang Qingfang's house. The reason why I ran so hard was not because I had a physical relationship with Aunt Shi Yuxiang, but because I suddenly realized that Uncle Zhang Qingfang was actually a very knowledgeable expert. The reason why I said this was because Uncle Zhang Qingfang was indeed a two-way move!
Uncle Zhang Qingfang is very knowledgeable not only because his family has a lot of books, such as the four famous books, the Four Books and Five Classics, the Issues and Eight Trigrams, and the River Tu Luoshu... Uncle Zhang Qingfang has them all at home, and what makes me even more amazing is that Uncle Zhang Qingfang's divination and fortune-telling is very effective, and he has reached a magical state. The old people in our village say that Uncle Zhang Qingfang is a master, and has opened his eyes to the sky and can see things that ordinary people cannot see. What really shocked the villagers was the joke that Tattao did!
People in our village say that Zhang Qingfang can tell fortunes accurately. As long as you show him the birth date and horoscope, he will tell you clearly how many children you will have in the future, which one of your parents died first, whether you had debts in your previous life, and what you will do in the next life, but Brother Tatto doesn’t believe that this evil is so mysterious, I just don’t believe it!
It happened that day that the sow of his elder brother gave birth to a small piglet, so Tatta recorded the birth date of the piglets, and then asked a few slutty wives who liked to join in the fun and said, "Let me go and see you here." I'll take you to watch the fun. I'm going to find Zhang Qingfang, a living god in our village, to tell me fortunes. I want to see when I can get married!
So that day, several people followed Titta, including Aunt Xia Jianfen, Aunt Xiaoyue, Widow Wang, Chen Guiyue, Zhao Caihua, and Hong Shuangxi's wife Kitou. In addition, there were Li Laosan, Zhang Tiejun, and a few of us little kids, one of me, Zhang Tiejun and Zhang Xiaohai. Our group of more than ten people went to Uncle Zhang Qingfang's house in a mighty way. When we arrived at his house, Uncle Zhang Qingfang was lying on the chair of the Grand Master in the yard reading a book. As soon as Titta entered, he shouted to Brother Qingfang, "I'll make a fortune to you and see when I can marry a wife!"
Uncle Zhang Qingfang sat up from the Grand Master’s chair and showed me your birth date and horoscope!
As he said that, he gave Zhang Qingfang the birth date and horoscope in his hand. Of course, I need to explain here that the birth date and horoscope includes year, month, day, and time. At that time, Titto only changed the year to the year when he was born (1965). The other months, days, and hours are the birth date and horoscopes of the newly born pig. Zhang Qingfang stared at this birth date and horoscope for a long time, and then asked him with a smile. I said there is a success Ah (Tata’s name is Shi Youcheng) Your birth date and horoscope doesn’t seem to be right Ah, but the months and days and hours after this are not right Ah!
Brother Tatto was shocked at that time and something was wrong. Tell me, it’s okay, I can withstand it!
Everyone around who were watching the fun stretched their necks, waiting to hear what was wrong with Tatta's birth date and horoscope...
Zhang Qingfang paused and said that the birth date and horoscope behind this was clearly the time of an animal, and it should not be the birth date and horoscope for a human. I think you were wrong. The time behind this year was clearly the time that a pig should have. You must have made a mistake and succeed!
Brother Tatto was so shocked that his face turned red. Brother Qingfang, you are really a living god in our village. The birth date I just showed you just now was the time when my elder brother’s family had just born in a small nest of pigs. You really opened your eyes. I quickly told you my real birth date and horoscope. You can calculate it for me. You are so amazing, Brother Qingfang!
Uncle Zhang Qingfang is very knowledgeable not only because his family has a lot of books, such as the four famous books, the Four Books and Five Classics, the Issues and Eight Trigrams, and the River Tu Luoshu... Uncle Zhang Qingfang has them all at home, and what makes me even more amazing is that Uncle Zhang Qingfang's divination and fortune-telling is very effective, and he has reached a magical state. The old people in our village say that Uncle Zhang Qingfang is a master, and has opened his eyes to the sky and can see things that ordinary people cannot see. What really shocked the villagers was the joke that Tattao did!
People in our village say that Zhang Qingfang can tell fortunes accurately. As long as you show him the birth date and horoscope, he will tell you clearly how many children you will have in the future, which one of your parents died first, whether you had debts in your previous life, and what you will do in the next life, but Brother Tatto doesn’t believe that this evil is so mysterious, I just don’t believe it!
It happened that day that the sow of his elder brother gave birth to a small piglet, so Tatta recorded the birth date of the piglets, and then asked a few slutty wives who liked to join in the fun and said, "Let me go and see you here." I'll take you to watch the fun. I'm going to find Zhang Qingfang, a living god in our village, to tell me fortunes. I want to see when I can get married!
So that day, several people followed Titta, including Aunt Xia Jianfen, Aunt Xiaoyue, Widow Wang, Chen Guiyue, Zhao Caihua, and Hong Shuangxi's wife Kitou. In addition, there were Li Laosan, Zhang Tiejun, and a few of us little kids, one of me, Zhang Tiejun and Zhang Xiaohai. Our group of more than ten people went to Uncle Zhang Qingfang's house in a mighty way. When we arrived at his house, Uncle Zhang Qingfang was lying on the chair of the Grand Master in the yard reading a book. As soon as Titta entered, he shouted to Brother Qingfang, "I'll make a fortune to you and see when I can marry a wife!"
Uncle Zhang Qingfang sat up from the Grand Master’s chair and showed me your birth date and horoscope!
As he said that, he gave Zhang Qingfang the birth date and horoscope in his hand. Of course, I need to explain here that the birth date and horoscope includes year, month, day, and time. At that time, Titto only changed the year to the year when he was born (1965). The other months, days, and hours are the birth date and horoscopes of the newly born pig. Zhang Qingfang stared at this birth date and horoscope for a long time, and then asked him with a smile. I said there is a success Ah (Tata’s name is Shi Youcheng) Your birth date and horoscope doesn’t seem to be right Ah, but the months and days and hours after this are not right Ah!
Brother Tatto was shocked at that time and something was wrong. Tell me, it’s okay, I can withstand it!
Everyone around who were watching the fun stretched their necks, waiting to hear what was wrong with Tatta's birth date and horoscope...
Zhang Qingfang paused and said that the birth date and horoscope behind this was clearly the time of an animal, and it should not be the birth date and horoscope for a human. I think you were wrong. The time behind this year was clearly the time that a pig should have. You must have made a mistake and succeed!
Brother Tatto was so shocked that his face turned red. Brother Qingfang, you are really a living god in our village. The birth date I just showed you just now was the time when my elder brother’s family had just born in a small nest of pigs. You really opened your eyes. I quickly told you my real birth date and horoscope. You can calculate it for me. You are so amazing, Brother Qingfang!