Chapter 24 Eating Chicken

11days ago Rural fiction 10
At that time in 1995, travel was quite new compared to children like me who came from the countryside. I remember that at that time, our Class 147 took a tour bus and the destination was Wuyi, Zhejiang. The journey from Nanjing to Wuyi, Zhejiang was about seven or eight hours. A male tour guide accompanied him along the way. In the car, we also played a chicken-eating game of 48 people in the class, including the head teacher and music teacher, a total of 50 people, each eating part of each chicken. It cannot be repeated. We also have to tell the cooking method of eating chicken, whether to eat it while cooking, roast it, stir-fry it, or fried it?

This game is unfair, because the students sitting in front are facing so many chicken parts, and they are very happy to eat which piece they want to eat. The students sitting in the back are anxious. There are only a few Ah chicken eyes, cockscombs, chicken necks, chicken legs, chicken wings, chicken claws, chicken skin, chicken liver, chicken intestines, chicken hearts, chicken kidneys, eggs, chicken gallbladder, chicken blood, chicken butts... After eating, there is nothing to eat, so a group of students sitting in the back protested against this unfairness. All the students sitting in the front have eaten the chicken, so what are the students sitting in the back?

At this time, the head teacher came out to give advice to the students. Let us think more about it. The students sitting in the front should try to leave more for the students behind. For example, the chicken has two wings, and the chicken wings are divided into the forewing medium and hind wings. Students should use their imagination and try to eat the majority of them separately. Don’t eat the whole chicken in one bite, so the students sitting in the back will have nothing to eat!

At that time, most girls were sitting in the front position, so these girls were chattering and looking quite happy. Shi Jinhai and I were sitting in the last two rows behind. It was so anxious. At this time, we probably didn’t have anything left. We had to think of the most side-by-side chicken part. At that time, I thought of the chicken whip, but the tour guide didn’t say whether the chicken was male or female. So I asked the tour guide if the chicken we ate was male or female Ah?

The girl in the car burst into laughter. The tour guide was a man, so she answered without thinking about it and said it was a rooster!

I finally realized this time, and Shi Jinhai also frowned and thought about Xiaolong. Did you think of it? I thought of a side-door person. Do you want to tell you?

What is it?

Chicken essence!

I'm fucking, you guys are OK Ah, this is really a bit of a lie. No one will eat chicken essence later, so you have to eat it!

Shi Jinhai looked at me and said, "What are you eating?"

I said I ate the chicken whip, but fortunately this is a rooster. If it were a female, then we probably wouldn't have eaten it!

So, although I sat at the end, I looked confident and seemed to be very confident. The idiots sitting in front of my door were as anxious as ants on a hot pan, because the chicken parts they wanted to eat were gradually eaten by people sitting in front of me one after another. When they had almost the last seven or eight classmates left, there was basically nothing to eat. Xiaopang was sitting in the last third row at the time. When it was his turn, the kid actually said a chicken whip and cooked it!

At that time, the men and women in the car burst into laughter. The tour guide thought about it and said that the rooster did have a chicken whip, so you have passed it!

So Xiaopang sat down beautifully, but I was anxious at the time, but it was not easy to get angry. I could only remember to go around and do what I did. I couldn’t eat Shi Jinhai’s chicken essence, I had to think about it carefully!

After Xiaopang finished speaking, the two male classmates sitting in front of me were so awesome. One of them was from Suqian, Jiangsu. This young man said something like a chicken!

Can the chicken feathers be eaten even if they are laughing?

This kid is quite determined to eat chicken feathers, burn them into ashes on fire, and then cook soup to drink. It can be used to treat hiccups, asthma and bronchitis!

The men and women in the car had grown up for a long time and they didn't close together. The tour guide thought about it and said that I'd like to eat it.

The other boy sitting in front of Shi Jinhai and I was also very frying goosebumps!

The tour guide thought about it and said that you were not qualified. Someone had eaten the chicken skin. Your goosebumps grew on the chicken skin, so you can't pass it, so you have to perform a show!

This guy is a student from Nanjing named Chen Yixun. He is quite handsome and has a scholarly temperament. He picked up the microphone openly and said, "I'll sing a poem for you!"

Damn, learners speak differently, sing a poem, look how awesome, most people recite a poem or recite a poem, and Chen Yixun sings a poem, which is more personal, but Chen Yixun really sings it and it is difficult to part when they meet. The east wind is weak and the flowers are gone, the silkworms are dead, the silkworms are gone until they die, the candles are ashes and tears are dry, the morning mirror is sad but the clouds change, the night chants should feel the moonlight is cold, there are no roads to go here, and the blue birds are diligent in order to explore.

After Chen Yixun sang this poem, it was really unique. The classmates in the car all picked up enthusiastically. Finally, it was Shi Jinhai and I the last two. Shi Jinhai slowly came out of his mouth and cooked chicken essence and boiled soup!

The tour guide thought about it and said that your chicken essence is a seasoning for cooking. If it is not qualified, you have to perform a show!

Shi Jinhai was wrongly correct. My chicken essence is the real chicken essence, the chicken essence that can lay eggs when the rooster and hen mating!

A group of girls in the car covered their mouths and laughed secretly. The tour guide looked at Shi Jinhai and said, "How did you know that the hen lay eggs because the rooster laid chicken essence on the hen? Have you seen it?"

The men and women in the car burst into laughter again, and even the music teacher Xia Shufen laughed. Shi Jinhai still looked confident and the rooster didn't lay chicken sperm on the hen. Could the hen lay eggs by himself? Why do you still need a rooster? The rooster has become a waste!

All the classmates in the car were amused. At this time, the head teacher stood up and Shi Jinhai. You should come up and perform a show. You are the literary activist in our class Ah!

Shi Jinhai's flute was brought with him. Anyway, this kid was used to being beautiful in public and was not at all afraid of stage. He took out the flute and blew a song on the spot on the moonlit night of the spring river. The melodious sound of the flute was so beautiful that even the tour guide kept applauding and couldn't tell it. You Class 94147 are all talents!

After Shi Jinhai finished blowing the flute, it was the last one I. Everyone held their breath and wanted to know what other chicken parts I could tell, because almost all the chicken parts I could think of had been eaten by the people in front of me, so what else could I eat!

I was indeed willing to give up at that time, or I didn’t know what was wrong with my stubbornness, so I just said this chicken shit, eat it raw!

At that time, the entire tourist bus was quiet and silent. The male and female classmates were wide open their eyes and opened their mouths to look at me. No one expected that such a handsome and handsome school figure would suddenly appear like this shocking word, and eat it raw!

I went there, and everyone in the carriage was shocked by me!