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Chapter 872: The Internet Women's Words

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In the end, she left first, and left in a hurry, forgot about qq, and Li Weijie naturally accepted it with a smile.

Didn't notice it just now, but now the girl around you has left, Li Weijie realized that his QQ group was ringing constantly

It turned out to be a mature beauty in the group (with photos) telling her experience, and the introverted men in the group responded

When I graduated from college, my boyfriend on campus made a girl who was richer and more beautiful than me and broke up with me. Although I think I was convinced that I lost, I was still very sad at that time.

Then I met a middle-aged uncle, who is handsome and eloquent, has a car, a house and a small business that makes a little profit

After half a year we got married and had a cute baby

Seeing this, it’s like a pretty good story, right?

But the uncle who cheated on his father, he slept in bed for two years after three years of marriage!

I do laundry, cooking, mop the floor and take care of the children, and I have to serve him!

In addition to going to Zhuanzhuan Company for ten or eight days, he spent an average of more than twenty hours a day in bed in the past two years!

I was still jumping around when I went out, but I fell down as soon as I got home!

Work?

The bed is his office area, the phone is his command line, the TV is a computer host, and the wireless keyboard and mouse are equipped with him. He is wearing pajamas and working in his bed.

Wife, this batch of goods requires a supply contract. You can send it to XX Company to sign

Wife, you go to XX Company to get the check and get the account in

Wife, this is the address and phone number of XX Company. You can check the scene and make a plan for them.

My wife sent the invoice to Company X and settled the account... The others were just to arrange for workers to deliver goods by phone. If you don't have the goods, you can transfer them to a friend's company to make a commission.

When he had no business, he was lying there to play games and chat

Do you say: It sounds like nothing big? As long as he can make money, it's the same where to work, isn't it the same?

Yes, he doesn't smoke, drink, and doesn't go out to spend money. He's at home every day

But I'm very annoyed!

When my child was young, I carried him to do laundry and cook, and signed a contract to transfer checks to Ah!

If she goes to the bedside and encounters playing games, she will tease her for a while. If she is in the office, she will be scolded and beatAh!

I was only one and a half years old and sent to kindergarten Ah!

My heart is broken every day!

His eighty-year-old father was sick, and he didn't drive to the hospital, so he asked him to take a taxi!

He was hospitalized for a week and didn't go to see Ah!

The child was sick and cried. I didn't sleep all night and hugged him and coaxed him. He slept beside him and laughed!

His uncle was critically ill. He thought the road was far away and he didn't want to go to Ah! His father wanted to go and he asked the driver to send it to him!

He said: What should I do when I get up? Isn’t you there?

Drying clothes, sweeping the floor, washing dishes, and choosing any one is his monthly housework!

When changing clothes, you have to hand them to his pillow!

He said that the burden on the family was on him and he was under great pressure and needed a rest!

Let’s have a break. After surfing the Internet every night until midnight, my child and I couldn’t sleep well!

Ah still needs a lot, but I can't

The skin on his neck was the same as wrinkled paper!

He hasn't brushed his teeth for twenty-three days!

I really can't speak!

If he lives to eighty, there will be thirty years for such a life!

Can't stand it anymore

I want to divorce Ah!

I have a job and a house, so it’s okay to have enough food and clothing with my children, but will the children from single-parent families be pitiful?

Alas, Loli loves uncle, the ending is so tragic!

Li Weijie didn't feel that his husband was very good, but felt that this woman was very good. He would definitely make an appointment to meet him if he had the chance.

After thinking about it, Li Weijie replied (not in the group, but through the QQ chat window): From your text, you can see that you are a very humorous woman.

No man is perfect

As long as it does not involve any matters of principle, I think most of them are acceptable.

Every woman has different principles

Can't be ugly, can't be poor, can't be unrestrained

In my opinion, your problem is not really big, you are just here to complain.

Finally, do the work

This uncle has a pretty good financial situation. He raises a family, but he just uses you as a secretary. His wife and secretary.

The solution is very simple. Can he make money?

Find a nanny to share some of your housework

Don't let you fall into all kinds of trivial things

You can communicate with her, your difficulties, you can't deal with so many trivial matters

I believe he won't misunderstand it

In fact, loli falls in love with the uncle, so there are naturally various problems hidden

The difference in lifestyles and values ​​caused by age does not want to be

And the issue of ambiguous physiological desires

As the uncle grows older, there are naturally many wrinkles if he doesn't know how to maintain it.

This is normal too

Of course, uncles also have the advantages of uncles, that is, they have strong economic ability and rich social experience

These are things that young men cannot compare to

Loli loves uncles, and balances the pros and cons of it yourself!

After sending the QQ message, Li Weijie played the game "Plant vs. Zombies OL" and felt it was a copycat (the characters are all Naruto, One Piece, Dragon Ball... but in general, it is still good, well, it is used to pass the boring working hours.

After reading the information about the man who left her a message, Lin Yuning replied: Little brother, did you have nocturnal emission last night?

Li Weijie's mouth curled up slightly and replied: Sister, I not only have nocturnal emission, but also have semen and dream essence. I am the three-legged double yolk egg

Then you must be Jian Nanchun

Li Weijie made a picture of smiling face and said: Sister, you really know me

What brand you are does not matter to me, but you are chaotic and want to play a deviant relationship, but it's your fault.

He slapped another smile and knocked: Sister, you are so cute, what's your name?

Want to fuck me Ah?

Let's get to know each other

You won't be in my life

Not necessarily

Even if you stay in my life, you are just a sperm on the white sheets

Sister, you have a lot of depth

Is there really depth?

I want to explore your depth, is it OK?

Go to you nnn...d!

This is my mobile phone number 134xxxx0749 Go to death!

Sister, send me a text message tomorrow and tell me what color of underwear you are wearing

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As Zhao Xinyi knows, human intelligence levels are generally classified as follows: IQ 140 or above, which is called genius; IQ 120 to 140 is high-quality; 100 to 120 is good; 90 to 100 is talented; 80 to 90 is average; 70 to 80 will make do; 60 to 70 is mild intellectual pause; 50 to 60 is stupid; 25 to 50 is stupid; 25 to 50 is idiot; 25 to 25 is idiot;

Like their managers, when they are in a meeting, they will talk about a topic over and over again, and their IQ is between 22 and 66, which is what the saying goes.

Really, Zhao Xinyi really wants to strangle their manager to death

Whether you will be happy in the second half of your life depends on whether you can meet a disgusting manager when you are twenty-four years old.

Unfortunately, Zhao Xinyi encountered such a restricted treasure, the name Zhu Shibao

At this moment, Zhao Xinyi stared at the thigh of hair on his forehead in the conference room. Nnd, it looked like a pig's tail!

Zhao Xinyi's anxiety is for a reason, not only because she is urged to pee, but more importantly, Li Weijie just sent her a QQ online saying that she was having dinner together at noon

...I hope the two groups will go hand in hand and strive to come up with two more plans before next month's fifth

Zhu Shibao slashed his palm

No wonder the comrades gave him a nickname, Pig Shit Bao. In fact, whether it is Pig Shit Bao, Pig Shit or Pig Food, or Pig Food Food. In short, the action he chops down is so disgusting and disgusting.

Zhao Xinyi really wanted to grab his ear and roar at him: You don’t have Asian power in your genes, don’t pretend to be very manly, you are so ungrateful!

The deafening cry drifted in Zhao Xinyi's consciousness for a long time, and time passed by minute by minute.

On the left of Zhu Shibao is the first group of planning led by Lin Yuning, and on the right is the second group of planning led by her.

Xiao Ou sat next to Zhao Xinyi. The two group of clang female generals were Xiao Cen, and her eyes drifted around, and from time to time, she passed by the creamy bastard Cheng Hui who was diagonally opposite.

Lin Yuning, the leader of a group, sat next to Cheng Hui, nicknamed 24, is Zhao Xinyi's natural enemy in the company.

Lin Yuning squinted her eyes and seemed to sleep, smiling and fiddling with her cell phone. Today, she seemed very quiet. She always argued with Zhu Shibao at regular meetings.

Zhao Xinyi became more and more irritable and began to study her palmistry

Memories and pain are the pits of time

In the palms of Zhao Xinyi's two palms, along the love line and the life line, there are two shallow pits. That is the mark left after the first time having sex.

Everyone who saw them sneered and asked her to seal it with wax oil with ulterior motives.

Zhao Xinyi doesn't care. She can hold her hands, but Zhao Xinyi can't fill the desperate gap in her heart.

Retracting her thoughts, taking out her cell phone, and starting to write a text message to the man who rescued her from a dire marriage in life

Xiao Zhao? Xiao Zhao!

The distant sound of a dream came, lingering in Zhao Xinyi's ears as if she was summoning her soul.

I don't know which comrade pinched her, and then urged her in a low voice: Zhao Xinyi, you're going to die, the manager is calling you

Why pinch me? Improper Ah!

Li Weijie screamed

The conference room was silent for five seconds, and then the whole room was filled with a coaxing sound.

What to coax? Make a sensation? A group of flatterers!

Zhao Xinyi, come to my office!

Zhu Shibao's tone is not high and he is very graceful

Zhao Xinyi has been in the planning department manager's room many times. She took a very staircase and followed Zhu Shibao.

When he walked to the door, Zhao Xinyi turned around and glanced at the conference room and said cruelly: Who pinched me just now and harassed me, it's not over!

The whole house called out again

Zhao Xinyi left the door, and Zhu Shibao was almost at the end of the corridor

Zhu Shibao's waist is relatively thick, which is the root cause of the disease that has been lost in the office all year round

People with thick waists are prone to prostatitis

Zhu Shibao's butt looks like a washbasin. The photo book says that a man's butt is the most important, and it is directly linked to his intelligence.

In other words, as long as you understand a man's butt, you can understand a man's head

According to Zhao Xinyi's online experience of beauty books and zodiac signs: People whose butts are like washbasins can be considered rich and prosperous. The so-called "the butts are gathered in treasure pots and will never suffer from plague in their entire lives."

Unfortunately, Zhu Shibao's defeat was that his butt was not good, heavy, and had a serious drop, which showed that his body was too sensitive to gravity, and also showed that Zhu Shibao was a man who was easy to compromise with life.

Zhao Xinyi is a good student of palmistry, facial features, and zodiac signs. She likes Weibo if she has nothing to do. Of course, it is even more difficult to understand Zhu Shibao's pediatrics.

After leaving the bathroom, Zhao Xinyi entered Zhu Shibao's office