What kind of meatball are you?
Li Weijie's nature of liking beauty is fully exposed. He joked to the little beauty who Yu Jingjing called a meatball: Beef or pork balls?
Maruko's pretty face flushed when she heard this, like a ripe red apple. Her beautiful eyes drew out Li Weijie's eyes and cursed at him in a low voice: You are the pork meatballs! Still the kind that is broken! Humph!
Her voice was crisp and tender, and her natural coquettish voice sounded like she was acting like a coquettish person. It made Li Weijie feel itchy in his heart.
Yu Jingjing was so happy that her branches were trembling. Her not-so-small chest trembled violently under the constraints of her tight cheongsam. She pouted and said: Do you know why she called Maruko now?
have no idea
Li Weijie shook his head and said honestly: That's why I asked Ah!
Yu Jingjing gave Li Weijie a blank look and said: Don’t you think she looks like Cherry Maruko when she speaks?
Jiǒng, Li Weijie was speechless. Although he was not old and was born in the 1980s, he reads many comic novels and played games on Weibo. However, Li Weijie never reads these "Cherry Maruko", "Ninja Rantaro", "Home Bastard", "Ultraman", etc. He has always been very strange. How could a country that can draw classic comics such as Naruto, "Death", and "One Piece", "How could a level cartoon with "Three Thousand Questions of Blue Cat", "Cauliba", and "Black Cat Sheriff" be as good as the same cartoon as "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"
Of course, as Chinese people, we cannot belittle our animation industry. Although the wave of reform and opening up, we have also emerged many thought-provoking cartoons, such as "The Moon of Qin", "Xiyangyang and the Big Big Wolf", "Transformers vs. The Calabash", "Afanti vs. Saint Seiya"...
Li Weijie was not interested in Maruko, but he was very interested in cherry. When he thought of cherry, his eyes couldn't help but look at Maruko and Yu Jingjing's chest, imagining the size of the beautiful objects wrapped under the cheongsam and the light color of the two particles at the top.
Seeing Li Weijie's lustful look, the two beauties' faces became even more rosy, but because they were not easy to get angry at work, they could only give him a look and twist his body, as if they were about to throw Li Weijie's gaze away.
Maruko opened his mouth and said: Tell me quickly, how did you know?
Li Weijie smiled and said to Jingjing: Not only do I know you are late, I also know that you are using Green Poison Women's Perfume, right?
Now the two little beauties could no longer hide their curiosity. They leaned forward at the same time and asked in unison: How do you know?
Li Weijie smiled slightly, deliberately put his nose in front of Jingjing's face, and took a deep breath
Yu Jingjing instinctively wanted to avoid it, but then she thought that he might just want to distinguish the smell of her perfume, so she had to let Li Weijie make a fussy red face.
Tendre Pisn (Gentle Poison) perfume was launched by Christian Dir in 1994 and is a paired product of Poison.
The fresh and cool green makes people feel the vitality and vitality of nature and convey the gentle and considerate, bright and refreshing temperament of the fragrance
It can make you exude a unique charm in the hot and upset summer
Fresh floral notes are softer than POISON, adding a bit of feminine tenderness to you
There are more women around you, and Li Weijie naturally knows about cosmetics, perfumes, underwear, bags and other series of women's products.
Seeing that the time was almost over, Li Weijie didn't want to tease her anymore, so he cleared his throat and said: Actually, it's very simple. It's your perfume that betrayed your working hours. I remember you went to work at six o'clock, right? You should only spray perfume before work. If you go to work at hourly time, the smell at this time has reached the post-flavor period of perfume. The taste is lighter, and the green poison will have a trace of sandalwood smell, while your smell is very strong. It is estimated that this mixed wrinkle and jasmine fragrance is unique to green poison, and it can only be smelled in the late stage of the pre-flavor and the early stage of the medium-flavor. So, I know what brand of perfume you are using, and I also know if you will be late!
After hearing the words, the two little beauties looked at each other, and Maruko said with admiration: Brother Li, you know so much
Of course, I don’t look at who my brother is?
Li Weijie's face was very arrogant and expert, and was looked at by two beauties with big eyes. He became more and more proud. He continued: A few common sense to use perfume: 1 When the fragrance is strong, it should be used in winter, dress or banquet; 2 When the fragrance is lighter, it should be used in summer or at work during the day; 3 When spraying perfume, the nozzle should be kept at a distance of about 30 cm to make the fragrance evenly distributed without concentrating in a certain place; 4 Perfume should be avoided directly spraying on white clothes, because most of the perfume contains pigments, which directly sprays on white clothes to make the perfume residue pigments on the clothes affect the beauty of the clothes; 5 Here we recommend that you use the 'perfume covering method' to make the fragrance last longer. For example, first use a shower gel of the same perfume series to take a bath, and then use perfume milk.4. When applying perfume, be careful not to spray directly on the skin, especially on the face, neck, etc. When the fragrance touches sunlight, these areas will undergo chemical changes, resulting in the destruction of melanin on the skin, which will cause rashes and freckles. In mild cases, it will also cause itchy and redness...
Brother Li, you are so awesome!
Maruko's admiration on his face stopped, and his eyes looked at Li Weijie became a little strange. Could it be that he sells perfume?
Little girl, I'm very awesome, but I'm sleeping
Li Weijie smiled and said, "Why is this girl talking like this?"
In fact, she specially bought a set of green and poisonous women's perfume for Wen Rou to congratulate her on her return to school.
Today was a mistake and it was a limelight
Maruko blushed and spat and scolded: Hooligan!
Hey, I dare to fight with my brother. If it hadn't been a long time, I would have to let this little girl who was still stinky and know her ability to pick up girls. But now the time is wrong. Besides, this little girl would just tease her. If you can still avoid substantive actions
I won't play with you anymore, I'm going to be anxious
Li Weijie turned to Jingjing and said: Girl, take your brother to Qinxin Pavilion
Yu Jingjing responded obediently and said with a smile: Brother Li, if you have the chance, you should teach me more, you know so much!
Maruko sneered from behind: Stinky girl, you'll come to your door first, be careful that he bullies you
Li Weijie turned around and looked fierce and said, "I'll bully you first."
Maruko screamed, giggled and hid aside, and Li Weijie didn't chase him, otherwise it would be bad if her manager discovered it. He smiled and followed Yu Jingjing into the hall.
With a bang, just as soon as I walked into the hall door, a loud noise came from the parking lot behind me, which scared Li Weijie, Yu Jingjing and the guests around me.
Everyone ran out to watch the fun. Li Weijie also turned around and watched. It turned out that it was because a car was about to adjust the parking space and just hit the head of the taxi that had just entered behind.
There were three people getting out of the car in front, one of whom was fat, took out his cell phone and dialed a set of numbers with an anxious look on his face, and said: Mr. Huang Ah? He has arrived at Ah! Downstairs... Yes, the parking lot... something is wrong, I'll go up later... It's very soon, no, small matter... You don't have to get down... OK, OK...
Originally, Li Weijie didn't want to watch the fun, but when he heard the fat man's words, his heart suddenly moved and turned around and said to Jingjing: I'll go over and take a look, and I'll go up later.
After saying that, he didn't mean that Jingjing said anything, so he walked towards the parking lot.
Although the sound is loud, the damage is not serious. A piece of the fat man's back box was concave and some paint fell off. The area was not large. This Toyota Crown was sent to the auto repair shop for repair, and the paint was only within 2,000 yuan. The bumper of the taxi fell off. Even if it was repaired, it was scrap iron. The front of the car was not obviously sunken, so it was nothing big. The new Chery front bumper was only three or four hundred yuan, which was not a difficult accident.
The taxi driver stood up from the ground with anger on his face, pointed to the bumper and said: You are reversing and not looking at the road? This is a new car, what do you think you should do now?
On the crown car, a tall and thin man said: I kept turning on the reversing light, didn’t you see it? You entered the parking lot so fast? My car was hit like this, what do you think?
The fat man also interrupted and said: You are a new car, I am newer than you! With such a narrow passage, you are still running on the accelerator. Aren’t you looking for trouble? If you don’t have the skills, don’t drive. Can you afford to lose something if something happens? Now the car is hit like this, what do you think? Otherwise, we can call 110!
The taxi driver obviously couldn't say that he had two mouths, and his face turned red when he was told by the two of them. He gritted his teeth and said: Just hit him!
As he said that, he really took out his cell phone and sneered in his heart: Are you going to have good fruits to eat when you call 110? Both parties are wrong. It’s a small matter to pay for the fine and to seize the driver’s license. Besides, your crown has a foreign license plate, which obviously doesn’t take advantage of the land!
Sure enough, a mature woman who had never spoken among the three glared at the fat man with a smile on her face and said: This brother, don’t have to be so troublesome, it’s not a big deal. Do you think we can solve it ourselves? Let’s do this! Let’s talk in the car, are you okay?
This woman looks thirty-five and six years old, with a goose-shaped face, smooth forehead, like snowy skin, pink face, pretty eyebrows, and charming eyes, as if a layer of moist mist, like a hazy autumn water, like the bottomless deep pool, straight jade nose, and squeezing cherry lips.
The pointed, round and unique chin adds infinite charm to her coolness that makes people dare not look at her. In short, this face is very attractive, and the brown uniform tightly wraps her hot figure. The seven-point shorts above the knees reveal her beautiful legs. However, she speaks and does things quite maturely, at least better than the two men beside her. What attracts Li Weijie more is that her not-so-full figure actually has a pair of female breasts.
The country is as cold as ice and proud as the queen's noble and cold temperament. With the brown uniform, it looks heroic and magnificent, which makes any man unable to help but bow his head to obey. He fell under her pomegranate skirt. Although Li Weijie's body did not bow, his eyes were already falling out, and he wished to stare out of his eyes, because Li Weijie inadvertently looked at the plump breasts of the mature woman in the car. He saw that the top two buttons of the white shirt under her tailored uniform were open, and it was not tightened, revealing the proud deep groove on his chest, which made him swallow his saliva, his heartbeat pounding, and his heart rate accelerated. The best Ah!
The taxi driver didn't want to make things worse. Since the other party had lowered his posture, he took advantage of the situation and nodded and said: OK!
Then he followed the three of them into the crown car
Li Weijie's nature of liking beauty is fully exposed. He joked to the little beauty who Yu Jingjing called a meatball: Beef or pork balls?
Maruko's pretty face flushed when she heard this, like a ripe red apple. Her beautiful eyes drew out Li Weijie's eyes and cursed at him in a low voice: You are the pork meatballs! Still the kind that is broken! Humph!
Her voice was crisp and tender, and her natural coquettish voice sounded like she was acting like a coquettish person. It made Li Weijie feel itchy in his heart.
Yu Jingjing was so happy that her branches were trembling. Her not-so-small chest trembled violently under the constraints of her tight cheongsam. She pouted and said: Do you know why she called Maruko now?
have no idea
Li Weijie shook his head and said honestly: That's why I asked Ah!
Yu Jingjing gave Li Weijie a blank look and said: Don’t you think she looks like Cherry Maruko when she speaks?
Jiǒng, Li Weijie was speechless. Although he was not old and was born in the 1980s, he reads many comic novels and played games on Weibo. However, Li Weijie never reads these "Cherry Maruko", "Ninja Rantaro", "Home Bastard", "Ultraman", etc. He has always been very strange. How could a country that can draw classic comics such as Naruto, "Death", and "One Piece", "How could a level cartoon with "Three Thousand Questions of Blue Cat", "Cauliba", and "Black Cat Sheriff" be as good as the same cartoon as "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"
Of course, as Chinese people, we cannot belittle our animation industry. Although the wave of reform and opening up, we have also emerged many thought-provoking cartoons, such as "The Moon of Qin", "Xiyangyang and the Big Big Wolf", "Transformers vs. The Calabash", "Afanti vs. Saint Seiya"...
Li Weijie was not interested in Maruko, but he was very interested in cherry. When he thought of cherry, his eyes couldn't help but look at Maruko and Yu Jingjing's chest, imagining the size of the beautiful objects wrapped under the cheongsam and the light color of the two particles at the top.
Seeing Li Weijie's lustful look, the two beauties' faces became even more rosy, but because they were not easy to get angry at work, they could only give him a look and twist his body, as if they were about to throw Li Weijie's gaze away.
Maruko opened his mouth and said: Tell me quickly, how did you know?
Li Weijie smiled and said to Jingjing: Not only do I know you are late, I also know that you are using Green Poison Women's Perfume, right?
Now the two little beauties could no longer hide their curiosity. They leaned forward at the same time and asked in unison: How do you know?
Li Weijie smiled slightly, deliberately put his nose in front of Jingjing's face, and took a deep breath
Yu Jingjing instinctively wanted to avoid it, but then she thought that he might just want to distinguish the smell of her perfume, so she had to let Li Weijie make a fussy red face.
Tendre Pisn (Gentle Poison) perfume was launched by Christian Dir in 1994 and is a paired product of Poison.
The fresh and cool green makes people feel the vitality and vitality of nature and convey the gentle and considerate, bright and refreshing temperament of the fragrance
It can make you exude a unique charm in the hot and upset summer
Fresh floral notes are softer than POISON, adding a bit of feminine tenderness to you
There are more women around you, and Li Weijie naturally knows about cosmetics, perfumes, underwear, bags and other series of women's products.
Seeing that the time was almost over, Li Weijie didn't want to tease her anymore, so he cleared his throat and said: Actually, it's very simple. It's your perfume that betrayed your working hours. I remember you went to work at six o'clock, right? You should only spray perfume before work. If you go to work at hourly time, the smell at this time has reached the post-flavor period of perfume. The taste is lighter, and the green poison will have a trace of sandalwood smell, while your smell is very strong. It is estimated that this mixed wrinkle and jasmine fragrance is unique to green poison, and it can only be smelled in the late stage of the pre-flavor and the early stage of the medium-flavor. So, I know what brand of perfume you are using, and I also know if you will be late!
After hearing the words, the two little beauties looked at each other, and Maruko said with admiration: Brother Li, you know so much
Of course, I don’t look at who my brother is?
Li Weijie's face was very arrogant and expert, and was looked at by two beauties with big eyes. He became more and more proud. He continued: A few common sense to use perfume: 1 When the fragrance is strong, it should be used in winter, dress or banquet; 2 When the fragrance is lighter, it should be used in summer or at work during the day; 3 When spraying perfume, the nozzle should be kept at a distance of about 30 cm to make the fragrance evenly distributed without concentrating in a certain place; 4 Perfume should be avoided directly spraying on white clothes, because most of the perfume contains pigments, which directly sprays on white clothes to make the perfume residue pigments on the clothes affect the beauty of the clothes; 5 Here we recommend that you use the 'perfume covering method' to make the fragrance last longer. For example, first use a shower gel of the same perfume series to take a bath, and then use perfume milk.4. When applying perfume, be careful not to spray directly on the skin, especially on the face, neck, etc. When the fragrance touches sunlight, these areas will undergo chemical changes, resulting in the destruction of melanin on the skin, which will cause rashes and freckles. In mild cases, it will also cause itchy and redness...
Brother Li, you are so awesome!
Maruko's admiration on his face stopped, and his eyes looked at Li Weijie became a little strange. Could it be that he sells perfume?
Little girl, I'm very awesome, but I'm sleeping
Li Weijie smiled and said, "Why is this girl talking like this?"
In fact, she specially bought a set of green and poisonous women's perfume for Wen Rou to congratulate her on her return to school.
Today was a mistake and it was a limelight
Maruko blushed and spat and scolded: Hooligan!
Hey, I dare to fight with my brother. If it hadn't been a long time, I would have to let this little girl who was still stinky and know her ability to pick up girls. But now the time is wrong. Besides, this little girl would just tease her. If you can still avoid substantive actions
I won't play with you anymore, I'm going to be anxious
Li Weijie turned to Jingjing and said: Girl, take your brother to Qinxin Pavilion
Yu Jingjing responded obediently and said with a smile: Brother Li, if you have the chance, you should teach me more, you know so much!
Maruko sneered from behind: Stinky girl, you'll come to your door first, be careful that he bullies you
Li Weijie turned around and looked fierce and said, "I'll bully you first."
Maruko screamed, giggled and hid aside, and Li Weijie didn't chase him, otherwise it would be bad if her manager discovered it. He smiled and followed Yu Jingjing into the hall.
With a bang, just as soon as I walked into the hall door, a loud noise came from the parking lot behind me, which scared Li Weijie, Yu Jingjing and the guests around me.
Everyone ran out to watch the fun. Li Weijie also turned around and watched. It turned out that it was because a car was about to adjust the parking space and just hit the head of the taxi that had just entered behind.
There were three people getting out of the car in front, one of whom was fat, took out his cell phone and dialed a set of numbers with an anxious look on his face, and said: Mr. Huang Ah? He has arrived at Ah! Downstairs... Yes, the parking lot... something is wrong, I'll go up later... It's very soon, no, small matter... You don't have to get down... OK, OK...
Originally, Li Weijie didn't want to watch the fun, but when he heard the fat man's words, his heart suddenly moved and turned around and said to Jingjing: I'll go over and take a look, and I'll go up later.
After saying that, he didn't mean that Jingjing said anything, so he walked towards the parking lot.
Although the sound is loud, the damage is not serious. A piece of the fat man's back box was concave and some paint fell off. The area was not large. This Toyota Crown was sent to the auto repair shop for repair, and the paint was only within 2,000 yuan. The bumper of the taxi fell off. Even if it was repaired, it was scrap iron. The front of the car was not obviously sunken, so it was nothing big. The new Chery front bumper was only three or four hundred yuan, which was not a difficult accident.
The taxi driver stood up from the ground with anger on his face, pointed to the bumper and said: You are reversing and not looking at the road? This is a new car, what do you think you should do now?
On the crown car, a tall and thin man said: I kept turning on the reversing light, didn’t you see it? You entered the parking lot so fast? My car was hit like this, what do you think?
The fat man also interrupted and said: You are a new car, I am newer than you! With such a narrow passage, you are still running on the accelerator. Aren’t you looking for trouble? If you don’t have the skills, don’t drive. Can you afford to lose something if something happens? Now the car is hit like this, what do you think? Otherwise, we can call 110!
The taxi driver obviously couldn't say that he had two mouths, and his face turned red when he was told by the two of them. He gritted his teeth and said: Just hit him!
As he said that, he really took out his cell phone and sneered in his heart: Are you going to have good fruits to eat when you call 110? Both parties are wrong. It’s a small matter to pay for the fine and to seize the driver’s license. Besides, your crown has a foreign license plate, which obviously doesn’t take advantage of the land!
Sure enough, a mature woman who had never spoken among the three glared at the fat man with a smile on her face and said: This brother, don’t have to be so troublesome, it’s not a big deal. Do you think we can solve it ourselves? Let’s do this! Let’s talk in the car, are you okay?
This woman looks thirty-five and six years old, with a goose-shaped face, smooth forehead, like snowy skin, pink face, pretty eyebrows, and charming eyes, as if a layer of moist mist, like a hazy autumn water, like the bottomless deep pool, straight jade nose, and squeezing cherry lips.
The pointed, round and unique chin adds infinite charm to her coolness that makes people dare not look at her. In short, this face is very attractive, and the brown uniform tightly wraps her hot figure. The seven-point shorts above the knees reveal her beautiful legs. However, she speaks and does things quite maturely, at least better than the two men beside her. What attracts Li Weijie more is that her not-so-full figure actually has a pair of female breasts.
The country is as cold as ice and proud as the queen's noble and cold temperament. With the brown uniform, it looks heroic and magnificent, which makes any man unable to help but bow his head to obey. He fell under her pomegranate skirt. Although Li Weijie's body did not bow, his eyes were already falling out, and he wished to stare out of his eyes, because Li Weijie inadvertently looked at the plump breasts of the mature woman in the car. He saw that the top two buttons of the white shirt under her tailored uniform were open, and it was not tightened, revealing the proud deep groove on his chest, which made him swallow his saliva, his heartbeat pounding, and his heart rate accelerated. The best Ah!
The taxi driver didn't want to make things worse. Since the other party had lowered his posture, he took advantage of the situation and nodded and said: OK!
Then he followed the three of them into the crown car
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