Chapter 28

Damn Ah, have I been hit by the illusion again? When will it be...

But the system's reading is normal. Did even the system be deceived?

This is so trash!

Besides, haunted isn’t it a complete story? Which one is the role of Ah!!!

I had the urge to escape from the scene, but the hand of "mom" was still placed in my ears. I was afraid that if I acted rashly, my face would start to be torn off from my ears in the next second

Ah Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, mom...Mom, I'm so old, why are you kissing to mom? It's so shameful

I wonder if I really kissed her, would it be the end of being sucked into a mummy? Before "Mom" takes further action, it is best to stabilize her first. At the same time, she was calling Xiaobaimao in her heart. I was almost lost. You are still there to develop on the phone. Can you have a sense of existence? Is this still a systematic text?!

Don't you really want to? Mom is in a good mood today. This is your only chance. After passing this village, there is no such store~

"Mom" leaned against me again and looked at me with all my temptation. However, at this time, I was already sweating all over. I wanted to retreat but I didn't dare to retreat, for fear that "Mom" would grin and reveal two sharp teeth.

No...no, I am already a big boy, it's not suitable for this! Please respect yourself!

My mother rushed towards me, and the hand that was originally placed on her red lips passed through the gap in the pillow, wrapped around my neck, and the hand that was placed beside my ear retracted.

I was about to fight back to death, even if I was sucked into a person, I would splash her face with blood. When I saw my mother reaching into the collar and taking out two full breast balls...

cell phone?!

Hahahahahahaha, Zhao Shiyun, what else do you have to say? You should be convinced now! If you dare to splash my son's dirty water in the future, see if I don't strip you naked and tie you up on my son's bed, hurry up and hit me with 10,000 yuan. Don't think of cheating!

Mom laughed arrogantly, with the joy of victory and a hint of relief. She smiled for five minutes before she hung up the phone with satisfaction.

It turns out that this is the joint fishing law enforcement by mother and aunt!!!

I was still scared. If I had a hot brain just now, I might have been dragged to chemical castration by my aunt overnight. I was still worried for so long. Can I miss the tricks and be more sincere!

I looked speechlessly at my mother who was rolling back and forth excitedly on the bed, thinking about how to get rid of my aunt's disaster and let her stay at home. My mother must learn bad things from her.

It’s really my mother’s eldest son, Ah. He earned 20,000 yuan in just one week. This is easier than when I came to work. Recently, I just came out with many new skins and was worried that I hadn’t paid my salary yet. No, my mother said that you are about to start school and just buy you some tutoring books. Although I have been admitted to high school, I can’t relax. There are only more than a thousand days left in the college entrance examination...

I rubbed my hands: My mother, how much commission will be given to me this time?

Didn’t I just give you five hundred last time? Why do children want so much money? Mom helps you save up and get married~

You are too dark! I don’t want to give it to you this time, just don’t want to give it to you.

My mother suddenly turned around for three and a half weeks and rushed into my arms, supported her upper body, and kissed my cheeks hard. Her cheeks bulged, then she suddenly sank inward, sucking the area covered by the red lips into her mouth, her little head rose simultaneously, and finally made a loud "po" sound

I can’t buy my mother’s sweet kiss for five thousand, so I don’t need to find it~

I covered the place where my mother planted "strawberry" in a daze. In addition to the kiss that happened to haunt incident before, since I was in the third grade, after many years, this is the first time that my mother kissed her voluntarily. She thought she was already a big boy, so she should pay attention to keeping a distance. Although it was just her cheek, there was still my warm saliva left on it. I was in a state of excitement, and my brain became hot, and I held the back of my mother's head with one hand, lowered my head and kissed her on my mother's cheek.

My mother's soft body stiffened instantly. I quickly imitated my mother's appearance and sucked the tender flesh on my mother's cheeks hard. My tongue pretended to lick it back and forth on it inadvertently. This kind of playful behavior made my mother relax a lot. Although I couldn't bear the tender and smooth touch, I was afraid that my mother would be suspicious and dared not kiss her for too long. After taking a sip, I left my mother's cheek.

Mom quickly pushed my chest until it was an arm's distance from me

I savored the wonderful taste and said calmly: Five hundred will give you your only son's first kiss, no matter how much, I will have to be more than 10,000. I am more generous than you, so I can calculate your 8,000 based on the minimum price. WeChat or Alipay? I don't dislike cash.

You have a big kiss, I didn't kiss you a few days ago... When I was a child, I haven't kissed you all over you. Your first kiss had been taken away by my mother, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mom reached out to rub her cheeks that were red when I sucked, and wiped the saliva that I deliberately left on it with disgust.

I didn't dare to look at my mother's context, although I had a strong impulse to ask my mother if she had kissed my little quill...

Then you are not the first kiss, why is it so valuable

If you go out and ask, your mother, my appearance and appearance, the starting price will start at 50,000 yuan. If you are not happy to sell it for 500 yuan, you can make sure you make a profit or lose money.

Are you kissing? I thought it was a zombie out of the cage, and almost bit my handsome face into a hole.

Bah, is there any zombie like your mother? You just turn into a zombie. My mother, that's the most beautiful one!

If you have become zombies, you still need this or that. Do you have to brush your teeth before eating people, and apply a mask before going to bed? Hey, can zombies sleep? What should you do with your beauty sleep? The skin will age faster...

What do you mean?! Are you thinking that I am old?!!

...No, you are the most beautiful zombie, you will always be eighteen years old, you will not eat it if you are a little fairy, and you will not eat it if you are a little brother...

I want to bite you now! You are unfilial son. Before you get married, I will curse you to become a zombie! The pocket money this month has been confiscated!

You are not morally polite! Isn’t this the one you started with yourself?

I took the opportunity to rub into my mother's arms and lowered my mother's vigilance with a childish image who was unwilling to be deducted from her pocket money. My mother was also immersed in the atmosphere of fighting.

The favorability of the closest amount made my mother involuntarily want to get closer to me. In the past, she had the full amount of family affection check. My mother deliberately kept a physical distance from me, but now only 50% of the family affection left made my mother relax some of the permissions for physical contact. At the same time, my mother no longer just treats me as a son, but is even half a man.

I don't dare to do too radical actions. Boil a frog in warm water. You can boil the fire all at once, and you will be lonely. If you lose the opportunity, you will still make a pot of water. Sometimes I hug my mother's arm and shake it, and sometimes rubbish on my mother's arms, making my mother become more accustomed to contacting my limbs, rather than relying on external high-pressure environments.

OK OK OK, stop making trouble, mom has a question to ask you

My mother's hands were supported on my chest again and pushed herself away

But it doesn't matter if you say it. If you make up your mind, you will do whatever you want, do whatever you want...

My mother patted me in anger. I quickly put away my hippie smile and looked at me as if I was so gentle, no matter whether she could see my expression clearly now.

Liangliang, will you... have that kind of thought about your mother?

This is not a magical test, is I going to go to obtain the scriptures? This is difficult

My mother and aunt showed off my scalp numbness before, which made me feel a little frightened. My aunt's room was turned off so early, and it looked suspicious. Could it be that my aunt is hiding under my bed and eavesdropping now?

I think I shouldn't be so guilty that they designed a series of condoms to kill me

My mother's voice was trembling and expectation. If this was also a performance, then my mother would not need two and a half years of practice and she would be able to debut directly.

I heard what my mother was expecting, and I felt a little disappointed. I felt the urge to show off again, but I also knew that no matter whether this was a trap or not, confessing my love now will definitely break her heart

I always regard my mother as my princess. No matter what happens, I will stand in front of my mother, shelter you from the wind and rain, and overcome obstacles until I hand you over to the prince in full.

Are you urging me to go on a blind date? I think so, mom finds you a dad, Ah

Of course not Ah!

I quickly explained

But the princess always marry the prince, right? No matter how much the knight does, how much the price it pays

I regret not saying these extraneous words, but my emotions became very depressed for no reason, and finally reached the point where I couldn't vomit.

Mom was silent for a long time and said slowly:

Princess...How could it be impossible to marry a knight? The gap in class is not insurmountable. As long as two people fall in love, everything is possible.