Chapter 16

My mind buzzed. Something happened, but the worst result. Didn’t I talked well at the beginning? Why did I call the police? I didn’t care about your mother’s grammatical disease. I quickly asked him about the whole story.

Fortunately, my purpose was not exposed, and the old Taoist failed in the stage of gaining the trust of his mother.

As soon as the old Taoist came up, his seal hall turned black, his eyes were dull, his lips were cleft, his tongue was burning, and his soul was scattered, and his words shocked Zhao Xiaoyun, and he immediately asked if he had encountered any bizarre things in the past two days.

Zhao Xiaoyun just thought this was a genius who had reached the peak of his mind when he was observing his words and expressions. This old Taoist should have seen that he was worried and wanted to take the opportunity to make a mistake. Originally, this trip was just to lose money and eliminate disasters. Zhao Xiaoyun didn't mind spending hundreds to ask for a few auspicious words.

Before Zhao Xiaoyun could reply, the old Taoist pretended to look at her face and found something. He shouted that it was not good and directly pointed out the ghost in the water and demon in the mirror she encountered. With a set of background stories, Zhao Xiaoyun, who had always sneered at fortune tellers, couldn't help but believe it three times.

I wonder if the old man is not very satisfied with his fortune-telling career on weekdays. He is addicted to playing a fairy. He has already gained Zhao Xiaoyun's initial trust, but he wants to add to his own lifestyle. He just talks about whether she only eats flowers when she eats broccoli, and waits for Zhao Xiaoyun to show a shocked expression, kneeling down in fear and shouting that Zhuge is alive, and he has no choice but to do so.

Zhao Xiaoyun immediately realized something was wrong. This was not a category that could be seen by observing words and expressions. She was not a big star. She had no qualifications to leak information.

Although I have been scared to death these two days, if I were alone, I would have collapsed prematurely, but she is not. She has a baby son, not only her spiritual pillar, but she also needs to protect him.

Rather than betting on the chance of getting a lottery, I met a living god in a temple where I came. What's more, this person is a perverted stalker who is deliberate and perverted.

The old Taoist was still saying something, but Zhao Xiaoyun didn't listen to a word. Her prime TV series that had half a brain had already started to calculate by herself. The most reasonable situation was that he knew both at home and in the hotel, so he was not only a stalker, but also a pinhole camera!

I was working yesterday, and my son didn't stay in the hotel room. He had plenty of opportunities!

But can he do so many things alone? Could it be that some big shot of my beauty and tried to find an opportunity to take me for himself!

Chance?

Could it be that he also created that ghost thing these two days?

Holographic projection?

Or is it a hallucinogenic drug?

This is the right way, how could there be a real ghost?

He couldn't wait to jump from behind the scenes to the front stage to give me a last blow, and pretended to help me get rid of the predicament he created, took the opportunity to intervene in his life, alienate his relationship with his son, and even thank him for being sold by him, and finally married him willingly!

His precious son will naturally be regarded as a stumbling block. He either was sent to jail by him or was imprisoned in a mental hospital. He would definitely beg him to help, and then he would give it to various nobles and nobles to play with him. From then on, he and his mother and son fell into hell!

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Zhao Xiaoyun was sweating in a cold sweat. She seemed to have transformed into the heroine of a bitter drama. She seemed to have seen her tall and handsome son sitting on the bed in the mental hospital with salivating and giggling, while she became a stinky man of various stinky men and suffered all kinds of humiliation!

When Zhao Xiaoyun came to her senses, the old fortune teller had already fallen to the ground, covering her crotch and moaning, and her feet were still lifting in the air.

Zhao Xiaoyun, why are you so stupid? If this person is just a horse-boy, wouldn’t he be alarmed by this kick? You should pretend that you didn’t see through their intentions and first make them falsely complain to him, so that they think everything is under their control. Then, one silently and forcibly searches for evidence, slept on firewood and tasted gall, and finally uprooted them, making them regret the idea of ​​daring to beat me!

It’s too late to regret it, Zhao Xiaoyun made a quick decision and called the police!

I can only seek help from the country

However, after making a phone call, the old Taoist priest disappeared. Humph, it turns out that he was guilty of being a thief.

I had a cold sweat, and I didn't care about confronting him. Why did I add to my sarcasm? This old man didn't even fulfill the first request, and even made me feel embarrassed. Fortunately, there was still room for remedy.

I rushed out quickly, leaving only the middle-aged Taoist in place, smiling with unknown meaning.

My mother was holding her cell phone in her ear, and my cell phone rang. I didn't have to look at it and knew that my mother was shaking people. She walked two steps and ran to my mother. Before I could speak, my mother handed me the Guanyin statue held with one hand, pulled my clothes and walked out.

Come home quickly and don’t let them destroy such important evidence as a pinhole camera!

Um?

Pinhole camera?

I haven't pretended yet, right?

Bah, how could I pretend to be like this? Have I watched one episode less

I don't have time to understand my mother's brain circuit, and the police uncle may be on the way

I grabbed my mother's hand with my backhand. She kept rushing out and I kept pulling it in. It was because of the disparity in strength. My mother was pulled to the corner by me.

Mom, please call the police and explain to the police. It was all a misunderstanding that the fortune teller was invited by me! I didn’t think you have been too excited in the past two days. I originally wanted him to enlighten you, but I didn’t expect you to hurt someone. Now I have to pay him medical expenses!

I successfully turned my back on the spot and became the master. Fortunately, the old Taoist priest did not reveal too much information, so I could save it. If my mother endured the part between mother and son, let alone medicine, metaphysics would not save me.

Ah, is that the case? How much does it cost to pay? I just kicked it lightly. He won’t cheat you, right?

I urged my mother to call and get it back quickly. Fortunately, the police uncle in this city has a lot of business and it is not yet his turn to deal with his mother's fake policeman. After a good call and apologize, it finally clarified that this was a misunderstanding, but he was criticized and educated by the police lady.

I took off the time bomb and finally avoided the world line of picking up soap. My mother lowered her head and felt a little disappointed. She always wanted to convince herself that the thing she saw in the morning was not real. Finally, a seemingly reasonable and reasonable look was a bit far-fetched, but it was shattered by me.

I pulled my mother's hand and signaled that she could leave. My mother didn't even break away from my hand. I kept holding the soft and boneless plain hand. It was summer, and my little hand was cold. I held it a little bit with my heartache. I just held her hand in public and pulled her down the mountain.

I saw my mother's parking space from afar. Although I was reluctant to leave, I was afraid that my mother would come back to my taste, so I let go of my mother's hand in advance.

My mother was still in a low mood. Although the fortune-telling plan failed, the awkward atmosphere of kissing my mother was broken. I tried my best to rack my brains, scraped my stomach, and told all the jokes I knew. I was like King Kong and hammered my chest. I exaggeratedly performed that my son had grown up and could protect my mother.

In the end, my mother was still coaxed by me and her smile reappeared. My guilt was relieved a little. In the end, I still couldn't tell my mother the time limit for haunted. I was shocked once or twice. My mother didn't know what kind of overreaction would be.

When I arrived downstairs of the community, my mother took out a large black plastic bag from the back seat. I was holding the Guanyin statue. I wanted to stuff it into the back seat, but my mother seriously said that you should not leave people before you get home, otherwise it would be invalid. I was too lazy to care about these details with her. This Guanyin statue looks a bit quaint. I don’t know how much money my mother has cheated of. It’s not heavy anyway, just hold it.

As soon as I entered the house, the bowls and chopsticks on the table were still lying there quietly. My mother turned a blind eye and took the Guanyin statue from me carefully. After thinking for a long time, she finally decided to put it on the TV cabinet in the living room.

Kowtowed three times piously, took out a note full of small words from my arms and chanted it in a low voice. The sound was very soft. I stood beside my mother and couldn't hear what she was chanting. Fortunately, it didn't take long for my mother to get up and breathed a sigh of relief, as if she had completed some task.

Then my mother untied the tightly tied plastic bag, and there were a lot of yellow talismans inside. Thinking of the middle-aged man who promoted these talismans, she wanted to give him a set of five lightning whips, and quickly recited a few words silently who bought who is the little fairy.

My mother grabbed a handful and stuffed it into my hand. We divided the labor and put it on at home. Good guy, there is a round seal on it: Exorcism and spirits, and it’s all the time to try it all. If it doesn’t work, you won’t have to pay!

Please search for the store on Taobao for customization xxxx

I couldn't bear to ask my mother how much money she had lost. In the end, she would definitely spread it on me. I don't know what excuses she would be deducted for how much money she had to lose.

After posting it all, only my mother's bedroom was left. We stood at the door, looked at each other, and nodded heavily. I was about to hold my mother's little hand to give her some sense of security. My mother was holding a half-deflated plastic bag in her hand, looking ahead, and her other hand suddenly pushed her behind me.

Really biological

I rolled in with a tactic, confirmed that there was nothing strange under the bed, turned my head and signaled my mother to follow up, and as soon as I turned my head, I was smashed by a plastic bag, my mother leaned on the door frame with her hands, and tears flashed, as if the mother who sent her son to the battlefield, her eyes were filled with grief and perseverance, and she was reluctant and encouraged.

You come in with me, Ah, you have been careless for you for so many years!

Mom, this coward is no longer reliable. I grabbed the plastic bag and slowly touched the bathroom like a warrior who exploded a bunker.

I finally moved to the bathroom door, but fortunately, nothing happened. I quickly fell down the door frame from above and stuck it in a full frame. Looking at the bathroom with bright lights, the bat was still lying on the ground, huh?

Didn't it fall in the middle before? Why did you run near the sink?

I still didn't have the courage to step in, so I simply pulled out a stack and threw it in, and left the work and left.

Just as I was about to go back to my mother to seek credit, I suddenly found that the talismans that I spilled into the air fell quietly to the ground. Except for the toilet, there was a piece of yellow paper hanging in the air like a bug stuck. My eyes were almost swollen, and I stared at the floating yellow paper. Finally, it moved and slowly fell to the ground. The hanging heart also fell down. It must have been a spider web or something stuck. I smiled mockingly. It was really a soldier.

However, the next moment, the talismans that fell all over the ground suddenly became like they were soaked in water from the toilet, and they leaked?

I didn't see any water. Not only was the talisman paper in front of the toilet soaked, but it gradually expanded towards the bathroom door, as if an invisible wet person was walking towards me.

Go to your fucking test

I threw the plastic bag and ran out of the bedroom. When I passed by the stunned mother, I picked her up and rushed out of the house.