Chapter 92 Vulgar jokes

So I played poker with those friends for a while, but before the lap had passed, I saw Liu Li coming and say: Don’t play anymore, come and have a drink! I saw that it was exactly 6:00 p.m.

When we arrived at the restaurant, the table was filled with wine and dishes

Those friends seemed very familiar with Liu Li, so they joked with her: Beauty Liu is really good, both civil and military, Director Luo, you are really lucky!

I think it's just a flower inserted in cow dung! The only female guest who is called Manager Li said without any hesitation.

I saw her dressed in white-collar worker, her hair was short and a little masculine, and her skin was very white, but it was not delicate. Overall, it looked very average, which was far worse than Liu Lilai.

I think this kind of joke was a bit too much. Unexpectedly, Luo Bin not only didn't feel shy, but also responded to the woman in a true way: It seems that only you and me are suitable for pairing, but it's too late. Haven't you heard that 'flowers can bloom brighter only when they are inserted on cow dung'? His words made everyone laugh

I have seen anyone, but I have never seen you as shameless as you. I want me to marry you? Unless I will be happy in the next life, I will also depend on whether I am happy! Manager Li is not polite either

Although the joke is so heavy, it does not affect any emotions

It can be seen that these people are also friends with wine and meat. As the saying goes, birds of birds gather together.

It's my first time here today, so I can't be too casual

The old rules, let’s go down four glasses of wine together and introduce it! Luo Bin said after everyone took their seats.

Don't pour wine today, and don't pour Xiao Fang. Liu Li, come here quickly, pour wine for us today! The person who spoke was Director Zhang, who was about the same size as me.

Luo Bin arranged for me to sit in the chief seat with him, but there was an empty seat between us, which was waiting for Mayor Luo. Luo Bin said: My father may not be sure to come back for dinner. It can be seen that this is the old rule.

A large round table still looks a bit crowded in the restaurant. In fact, there are not many people, but the table is small and it is difficult to serve food.

It seems that these two houses, one big and one small, were originally designed according to the layout of mother and child rooms. This should be the most luxurious residential area in the city.

The house on the east side is of course exclusive to Vice Mayor Luo and his wife. Luo Bin and Liu Li, a young couple who are not married, must have lived in this smaller house. However, although it is small, it is more than 100 square meters.

Judging from the daily decorations in the room, the whole family must eat in this house

The house on the east side is dedicated to receiving some distinguished guests, and ordinary friends may rarely go in.

I have heard since I was a child that officials are stronger than the people. It seems that this is indeed good. No wonder since ancient times, everyone has struggled to climb upwards.

In fact, the people will never want to enjoy this kind of enjoyment.

It is said that officials are public servants of the people, but it is really harder for the masters to eat the same food as these servants than to reach the sky. This can really be said to be a tragedy of mankind!

Everyone had already had four glasses of wine. Luo Bin, who was sitting on my left, said: Please be quiet now. I will introduce you to you in counterclockwise order. Since they are all good friends of me, Luo Bin, of course they should know each other and be good friends. Are you right?

It's human words, Manager Li said

But as soon as she finished speaking, Luo Bin said: Why do people dare to ask for a woman like you? What else can you do besides a hungry woman in the bed?

At this time, a short man named Lu, sitting next to her, said: How did you know? Have you tried it?

If you don’t speak, others won’t say you’re mute! Manager Li pinched his thigh with his hands, and he kept screaming: Oh, are you dog’s paws? You almost got my key part. If I can’t use it, you will be responsible!

Let it be taken down and eaten by the dog! Manager Li said harshly

The little nanny standing beside Liu Li was so embarrassed that her face turned red, she ran to the kitchen

Liu Bin first introduces me to everyone: This is Director Chen of Chunhong Group, Mr. Chen Zijun

I immediately stood up and said to everyone: Lucky!

The others are all old acquaintances, but Director Chen doesn't know him, so I'll introduce them one by one! This is Director Zhang of our district investment promotion bureau! This is Lu Xiaobing from our construction bureau, a soldier, and a finance department chief in our bureau

Director Zhang said: Lu Xiaobing has indeed been a soldier or an artillery soldier. He has only been a soldier for two years and has never fired artillery, right?

Don't you even have sex at home? That's too miserable! Another man named Liu spoke

Your wife brings it to me to try and make sure you hit every shot. Chief Lu replied.

This is Manager Li from the Women's Clothing Department Store, and is known as the Little Fairy!

This is my cousin, Director Tang, a hero on the public security front, a master of catching women, and sometimes he will be seduced to saliva! It is said that one night, he took a few people to patrol the construction site. He heard a sound of talking in a cement pipe, so he shone the guy in it with a flashlight. Guess what? A couple was doing business inside. Seeing this situation, it was obvious that it was not so much, so they didn't care much, just shouted to you: There is no place at home? The two people were so scared that they dared not speak, and soon ran from the other end, and the matter was not done. What did you think this was? This made everyone laugh again

This is Secretary Liu from the Municipal Government Office and has a good writing job!

This is my wife, so there is no need to introduce her! Luo Bin patted Liu Li on the shoulder and said

Then he grabbed Liu Li's hand and said: I can only touch this hand, but others cannot touch it.

At this time, Director Zhang suddenly stood up, then reached out and patted Liu Li's back and said: See if I touch it will commit a crime?

Before Liu Li could react, the advantage had been taken. She blushed and said: Are you afraid that your wife will have a fever?

I'm not afraid, I like to take advantage of women, but I dare not do big things! As soon as he finished speaking, Manager Li said: Do you understand this is called sexual harassment? If a woman works under your hands, it will be bad!

At this time, Luo Bin said loudly: All of them have been introduced, start to win the bar! If anyone is polite, I will be anxious with him! After Luo Bin finished speaking, he picked up a small bowl of wine and said to me: Director Chen, I will toast you first, please do this bowl.

Of course, the wine is a high-end Yanghe blue classic, which costs more than 200 yuan per bottle, and the dishes are also very rich, but men are still interested in wine.

Everyone talks and chats

I deliberately looked at the nanny named Xiao Fang who served the dishes. Whenever she brought a dish, she became famous like a waiter in the restaurant. She didn't forget to tell everyone: This is all made by Sister Liu himself!

The person is beautiful and delicious, but I didn't expect the dishes to be cooked so well. How can you be so rough as a person like Luo Bin? What Manager Li said just now is correct. There is really no way to do it! No matter how you say it, you have to give a bowl of wine to you and your wife. I wish you a happy marriage and a precious son. After that, I killed a small bowl of white wine in one breath.