Hamushi?
Evil, lustful
Usually used as a lewd person
For example: You, a salty guy, are looking for women all day long
Well... I've finished writing every day, let's go back to the real world
Gangzi... do you know... what are you talking about? Have you been a ghost for a long time and you forget how to say human words? You are actually talking nonsense!
I am neither a ghost nor a lie, I am just saying a fact...
Well... Think about it calmly, Edward himself is considered one of the greatest alchemists in history
What he said is indeed very high in terms of credibility
Since you dare to say this, there must be a basis for it
OK, just pretend you are not a fool! Then you should also say, what is the function of the Stone of the Salted One? You can call it that way
Although, I believe Edward's statement
However, when talking about the word "Salty" by the Stone of the Salty, I still couldn't help but deliberately add accent.
Since you have asked sincerely, I will tell you with mercy! In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the world's peace, to implement love and true justice, the handsome and charming brothers Alic, when traveling on the mainland...
Wait... You can tell a long story short and talk about the key points, don't procrastinate? Seeing that Edward seemed to be planning to make a long talk, I quickly stopped it
Oh! It's so boring that I don't listen to the boring content, it's really boring... Forget it! Talking about the key points... Although Edward kept muttering, he still accepted my advice and talked about the key points directly
One minute...
Two minutes...
Three minutes... After hearing Edward's words, my first reaction was... I wanted to put three straight lines on my face, and then looked up to see if a crow flew over
Why do I have this idea?
In fact, Edward's explanation is really weird
According to him, the Stone of the Salt has an incredible energy contained in it. If it can be fully guided and used, it is possible to become a powerful sacred domain with a level 8 power, even a powerful sacred domain with a level 9 power. It can be said that it will completely live up to its title of the legacy of the gods.
But, it seems to be sealed by some unresolvable strange energy
Edward tried all kinds of methods, but he couldn't untie its seal
Until one day, an unexpected situation allowed him to learn about the special ability of the Stone of the Salted One and be able to use its little power
I said, Gangzi...
I have said it several times, telling you not to call me like this!
Don’t worry about small things! But... are you sure you really don’t call me? The legendary artifact, the legacy of the gods, its ability is... to strengthen aphrodisiac! And the method to guide its power is... to the beads! Even if you are the great alchemist who has left a name in history, how many people do you think will believe this? Anyone who hears it, if you don’t regard you as a madman, it’s worthy of you!
After hearing my words, Edward looked at me calmly and said in a calm tone: I don't care what others think, as long as you believe it
A calm tone unexpectedly puts a huge pressure
Inexplicably, I nodded to show my belief
Just believe it! Seeing that time is not enough, I will quickly explain the matter to you so that the Stone of the Salty will be passed on to you...
Not enough time?
When isn't enough time?
When I asked Edward, Edward responded to me, which scared me.
Nothing! I just can't maintain the state of longing. Once I disappear, the entire space will also disappear.
Then... I would like to ask, what would happen to me if this space disappeared?
Well...it's hard to say... the biggest possibility is probably to be crushed into meat pies!
Fuck... Gangzi! What are you waiting for? If you have something to say, what to do, say it quickly, make it, I don’t want to be crushed into a meat pie!
As soon as the answer was shocking and evil, I immediately hurriedly asked Edward to send me away quickly
You can't blame me, you're so panicked!
Think about it, if you were you, you finally woke up from sleeping for five hundred years. In less than a day, you came to a situation that might turn you into a meat pie. Can you still calm down?
Sorry, sorry... I am incompetent... Please forgive me for the author and readers!
You don't need to be so nervous, there is still plenty of time. Listen to me first... Then, Edward began to slowly tell why he was so troublesome, he was also a barrier, a teleportation array, and he also transformed a wisp of his consciousness into a body of longing. It was not to give me the Stone of the Salty, but not to leave it to his own children.
After hearing his words, my first reaction was... Gangzai... Can I refuse!
No! You have no choice but to accept it passively!
Edward said it firmly and did not give me a choice to refuse!
Ah... Sorry, sorry... I forgot to explain the reason, so everyone doesn't know what I'm talking about
Let me tell you a short story and explain briefly what Edward said just now
First of all, the reason why he did not leave the Stone of the Salty to his children was very simple, that is, every man is innocent, and he is guilty of possessing a treasure.
People with great treasures but no ability to deal with each other will definitely be stabbed in the back and beaten to death. They will never know how to die.
What's more, according to his research, not everyone can do it
If you do not have a strong bloodline of the gods, after entering the bead, you will at most make the dick look bigger and more ferocious. When poking a woman, you will make the other party feel more comfortable and want to drive the energy it contains... Don’t even think about it!
That's why he didn't pass the Stone of the Salty to his children
The second reason why I gave the Stone of the Salty to me was that he fell in love with my dick...
Wait...Don't get me wrong!
It's not that he likes my dick, he wants to play with me, Brokeback Mountain
But because I have the blood of God and can drive the stone of the salt, I want to give it to me!
The last point is... I swallowed the root of heaven and earth. According to his research results, my meridians were opened and could not be opened anymore, which was even more open than the toilet that used Tongle.
The root of heaven and earth plus the Stone of the Salted One, my potential is simply incalculable. If I can fully utilize it, it is very likely that after Sun Wukong, I will become the second Super Saiyan in human history!
Therefore, he was very optimistic about me and hoped that I could take over the Confucian heritage and become the descendant of the 18th generation of Confucianism.
The first two points are easy to say, but the third key point... The successor of the 18th generation of the Confucian school is a hotter thing than a hot potato!
If... I accidentally... I am told by the light and the dark church will definitely be proclaimed as the enemy of God, and I will be chased by people on the mainland. I really don't dare to accept it...
So, after listening to Edward's words, I will have the above answer
Seeing him clearly, I don't accept it, so I won't let me go out
For my life and not to be crushed into meat pie, I had to swallow my sadness in my stomach with tears in my eyes, reluctantly accept his pain... and forcefully ask...
Don’t be so unwilling! Is it so painful to be the successor of the 18th generation of Confucianism? If you don’t say anything, no one knows your identity at all. Why worry?
This makes sense!
Edward died long ago, and I didn’t say anything, so no one knew that I became the descendant of the 18th generation of the Confucian family!
But, that's it, I'll have to ask...
Is there any task to complete when becoming a ‘successor of Confucianism’?
Task? What task?
For example: rape of light, the saint of the Dark Church, killing the light church or the pope of the Dark Church, etc.
Oh...Don't worry! Our Confucianism is a very gentlemanly faction. We use "benevolence" as the method point, pay attention to etiquette and law, and pay attention to moral ethics such as loyalty, trust, forgiveness, filial piety, respect, lenient, agility, and favor. We will not do such excessive things! But...
But what?
You also know that we are so powerful that we are suppressed by the two churches. If you have the ability and have the opportunity, remember to be more powerful when raping the saint. Of course, it is best to kill their stomachs. When secretly churching the Pope, remember to cut a few more times and kill them. Never leave a breath to give them a chance to use great healing techniques to save their lives! After all, although Confucius once said: "How can you repay kindness with virtue? Repay grievances with virtue and repay kindness with virtue! 'But he also said: "How can you repay kindness with virtue? Repay grievances with virtue?" The Master said: How can you repay kindness? Repay grievances with virtue and virtue"
Gangzai... After listening to you, why did I feel like...
What does it feel like?
It seems like I'm in the underworld...
Is the underworld? Then I'll wait and get a chicken leg for you to eat to see if it feels stronger
Is chicken legs related to the underworld?
Don’t you know that many people entered the underworld after a young age in order to have chicken legs every day!
Chicken legs? Underworld?
I seem to have heard of similar relationships somewhere...
Well...well...ah! I thought of it, isn’t this the method of the Monga Gang recruiting people!
Mengjia Gang, a famous gang
More than two thousand years ago, Confucius lived in the Warring States Period. Although it was an era of constant wars, it was also an era of hundreds of schools of thought and celebrities emerged in many places.
The Monga Gang was one of the representative gangs of the underworld in that era
They use loyalty as slogans and chicken legs as means to recruit people into gangs
I remember their two most famous slogans, which seem to say this: The meaning is the third little? I have only heard of loyalty, but not meaning! Do you want to have chicken legs every day? As long as you join us, don’t say that you can eat chicken legs every day, you can eat chicken legs for three meals, eat chicken legs for afternoon tea, and eat chicken legs for midnight snacks! Eat one piece and throw one piece!
Just two simple and easy-to-understand sentences, a large number of gangs were recruited in a short time, becoming a famous gang, and having the momentum of unifying the mainland underworld.
Unfortunately, because the expansion speed of the Monga Gang was too fast and its roots were basically not solid. After the leader Ruo died today, he fell into chaos and struggle for power and profit, and disappeared from the historical stage soon.
I said, Gangzi, don’t you think this joke is hard to laugh at! If someone who doesn’t know the allusion, he can’t understand it at all!
You will know that you can understand it by looking at your expression! Then... you still need to worry about it!
Oh... OK!
I really want to argue with him!
have no choice!
What should I do when I think about how long the whole space collapses and turns myself into a meat pie?
So, I gave up on arguments and surrendered to his tyranny. I asked him to explain anything, and quickly let me go out
Since you agree, I will briefly talk about the ability and side effects of the "Salty Stone" and I will help you put it in...
Sorry, interrupt it, will it hurt...
Don't worry, the "Salty Stone" will definitely not hurt! On the contrary, it will make you feel so happy!
Yes... that's fine! Then you keep talking! Gangzi!
After entering the bead, the "Salty Stone" will form a ring similar to the shape of a particle at the neck of the turtle under the glans... You will know what you want to ask when you look at your expression! Don't worry, that thing will not affect your sexual ability. On the contrary, it will greatly enhance your sexual ability, especially in terms of persistence...
As soon as I saw me showing a worried expression and was about to ask, Edward instantly understood what questions I wanted to ask. Without giving me a chance to ask, he took the initiative to relieve my doubts.
...But! After entering the bead, although the "Salty Stone" will release energy and slowly strengthen your body and make your strength stronger, there are some side effects. One of them will make your endurance stronger and it is not easy to ejaculate...
‘Don’t worry, this side effect is very good! No man will dislike him as a man with endurance!
Well...you can accept it! Another side effect is...every full moon night...you will...
Fuck! You won’t want to say you’re going to be a werewolf!
Don't worry! The title of this book is not "Twilight" and the author is not "Stephenie Mel". Don't worry about this problem!
That's good! So, what will happen to the full moon night?
It's nothing! It just makes your sexual desire particularly strong, and the second child will lift it up uncontrollably. If you don't find a girl to combine yin and yang and extinguish the fire, it's probably just a one-night tent!
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Don't look at me like this! I didn't lie to you! You really won't become furry. You're so whimpering like a werewolf when you look at the moon!
Yes... I won't become that kind of werewolf... But for women, it's another more dangerous werewolf...
Then... do you want to refuse?
reject?
Reject the Stone of the Salty?
Are you joking!
That's a legendary artifact!
How many people want to meet again but cannot be obtained!
Now, no matter how difficult the conditions are, I believe no one will refuse it!
Since you don’t plan to refuse, what are you worried about? It’s just that when the moon is full every month, you have stronger sexual desire. If you can’t find a woman, say hello to your five brothers, it’s going to be solved!
To put it simply, you are not the person involved! That's what you want to be on my dick, not your dick! I'm going to be like a girl in the future. I'll have good friends coming to report every month and have to find time to vent. It's really a trouble for OOXX...
Don't worry, it's really nothing big. I've been wrong as you think! What you really have to worry about... on the contrary... you may have to worry about too strong sexual ability and long-lasting power
Are you worried about having too strong sexual ability and having to last too long?
What a joke?
Will there be men who are worried about this?
Such extravagant worries are simply a man’s dream! If you can, the more you can get better!
After listening to my response, Edward looked at me with a helpless expression and said slowly: ...I hope you don't forget what you said today...
Afterwards, we continued to discuss what to pay attention to when entering the bead!
What should I pay attention to after entering the bead?
As I was talking, I thought of something that I forgot to ask
By the way! Gangzai... I've always been curious about something?
What's going on?
Why do you keep saying that I am the "last descendant of God" with the "blood of God"? Does the "blood of God" refer to a human with the blood of God?
That's right!'The Blood of God' refers to a human with the blood of God
Depend on!
This is a big joke!
When I was a child, I often heard from my father that we were noble families with royal blood.
But, I have never heard of him, we still have the blood of God.
Could it be that my father doesn't know either?
Otherwise, with his personality, he would always say this: Xiu'er, as the last descendant of God, we who have the blood of God are a sacred clan. You cannot OOXX, otherwise it will be a blasphemy to God and disrespect to our own bloodline!
Gangzi! You're sure you're right! I've never heard of it. Our clan is the "last descendant of God" with the blood of God!
Regarding the blood of God, I have done a very detailed study for a while. I secretly sucked other people's blood everywhere for research, and even made the legend of vampires inexplicably spread in Hyde City. However, I couldn't understand what it was. Moreover, I found that almost everyone has a little bit of this kind of thing in their body, but it was so rare that it was almost impossible to detect. However, I found that the stronger the ability and the higher the wisdom, the stronger the people, the more, so the more, so the "Subsider of God" is like the cabbage in the vegetable market, which is worthless! As long as you have the heart, everyone can be the "Subsider of God"! Ah... Sorry, sorry! I was wrong. It should be that as long as you are a living person, everyone can be considered the "Subsider of God"!
After hearing Edward's surprising remarks, I couldn't help but ask: If everyone has the 'blood of God', then you should be able to leave the 'Stone of the Salted One' to your children?
Their divine blood is not strong enough to drive the energy of the 'Salty Stone'
Oh! So that's it. According to your opinion, I am a "last descendant of God" with strong divine blood!
That’s right! According to my research, the ingredients in your body are incredibly strong! I guess it may be because you ate the ‘roots of heaven and earth’!
So that's it! Just as I was about to accept his remarks, I suddenly thought of something and said quickly: No! If you say this, then a lot of knowledge and common sense are wrong?
What kind of knowledge and common sense? Let's take a look
For example: ‘The God of Power said that only those who have divine blood can break through the limit of level 8 power and become a super Saiyan
‘Or’ Those who are not the last descendants of God cannot become pope’ or something like that
If you believe this kind of thing to deceive people in order to expand your faith, you can believe it! Besides, no one can prove whether God really exists or exists!
Gangzi! If you hear your words by the church, you will definitely be considered a God-judge and sent to the fire to take the adult meat char siu!
It's too far! If this issue continues to be discussed, it will be endless and there is not enough time at all! It's more important to do serious things quickly. After helping you, it depends on whether you have the opportunity to collect the other two secret treasures to prove the existence of God.
I almost forgot! I don’t want to turn into a meatloaf! So what should I do next? How to do it?
It's very simple... Halfway through the words, Edward suddenly raised his palms to his chest, clapped his palms and started using alchemy, and then all my clothes and he suddenly disappeared...
Gangzi...What are you doing if you lose all my clothes and you?
Help you get the beads!
Why do you have to be completely naked when you enter the bead?
Ah... Forgot to explain it to you! Just... the "Salty Stone" is now in my body and has completely merged with me. If you want to guide him into your body, you need to put your dick into my body...
……
As soon as I heard this, I was stunned at first, and then comforted myself and emphasized in my heart that things could never be like that... However, Edward's next words completely made me stupid...
…How to put it…
How else can I put it? Just insert your dick into my anus, so that I can transfer the "Salty Stone" into your body
As soon as he finished speaking, Edward turned his back to me and raised his hips a little
……
Such scary remarks made my head numb again and I was stunned
Edward turned around, and after waiting for a while, he saw that I was still dumb and didn't respond, so he turned around and said: Why? If you don't like it, your mouth can be fine...
……
Or if you can't accept it, it's OK!
…The other way around means?
Put my dick into your body!
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Evil, lustful
Usually used as a lewd person
For example: You, a salty guy, are looking for women all day long
Well... I've finished writing every day, let's go back to the real world
Gangzi... do you know... what are you talking about? Have you been a ghost for a long time and you forget how to say human words? You are actually talking nonsense!
I am neither a ghost nor a lie, I am just saying a fact...
Well... Think about it calmly, Edward himself is considered one of the greatest alchemists in history
What he said is indeed very high in terms of credibility
Since you dare to say this, there must be a basis for it
OK, just pretend you are not a fool! Then you should also say, what is the function of the Stone of the Salted One? You can call it that way
Although, I believe Edward's statement
However, when talking about the word "Salty" by the Stone of the Salty, I still couldn't help but deliberately add accent.
Since you have asked sincerely, I will tell you with mercy! In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the world's peace, to implement love and true justice, the handsome and charming brothers Alic, when traveling on the mainland...
Wait... You can tell a long story short and talk about the key points, don't procrastinate? Seeing that Edward seemed to be planning to make a long talk, I quickly stopped it
Oh! It's so boring that I don't listen to the boring content, it's really boring... Forget it! Talking about the key points... Although Edward kept muttering, he still accepted my advice and talked about the key points directly
One minute...
Two minutes...
Three minutes... After hearing Edward's words, my first reaction was... I wanted to put three straight lines on my face, and then looked up to see if a crow flew over
Why do I have this idea?
In fact, Edward's explanation is really weird
According to him, the Stone of the Salt has an incredible energy contained in it. If it can be fully guided and used, it is possible to become a powerful sacred domain with a level 8 power, even a powerful sacred domain with a level 9 power. It can be said that it will completely live up to its title of the legacy of the gods.
But, it seems to be sealed by some unresolvable strange energy
Edward tried all kinds of methods, but he couldn't untie its seal
Until one day, an unexpected situation allowed him to learn about the special ability of the Stone of the Salted One and be able to use its little power
I said, Gangzi...
I have said it several times, telling you not to call me like this!
Don’t worry about small things! But... are you sure you really don’t call me? The legendary artifact, the legacy of the gods, its ability is... to strengthen aphrodisiac! And the method to guide its power is... to the beads! Even if you are the great alchemist who has left a name in history, how many people do you think will believe this? Anyone who hears it, if you don’t regard you as a madman, it’s worthy of you!
After hearing my words, Edward looked at me calmly and said in a calm tone: I don't care what others think, as long as you believe it
A calm tone unexpectedly puts a huge pressure
Inexplicably, I nodded to show my belief
Just believe it! Seeing that time is not enough, I will quickly explain the matter to you so that the Stone of the Salty will be passed on to you...
Not enough time?
When isn't enough time?
When I asked Edward, Edward responded to me, which scared me.
Nothing! I just can't maintain the state of longing. Once I disappear, the entire space will also disappear.
Then... I would like to ask, what would happen to me if this space disappeared?
Well...it's hard to say... the biggest possibility is probably to be crushed into meat pies!
Fuck... Gangzi! What are you waiting for? If you have something to say, what to do, say it quickly, make it, I don’t want to be crushed into a meat pie!
As soon as the answer was shocking and evil, I immediately hurriedly asked Edward to send me away quickly
You can't blame me, you're so panicked!
Think about it, if you were you, you finally woke up from sleeping for five hundred years. In less than a day, you came to a situation that might turn you into a meat pie. Can you still calm down?
Sorry, sorry... I am incompetent... Please forgive me for the author and readers!
You don't need to be so nervous, there is still plenty of time. Listen to me first... Then, Edward began to slowly tell why he was so troublesome, he was also a barrier, a teleportation array, and he also transformed a wisp of his consciousness into a body of longing. It was not to give me the Stone of the Salty, but not to leave it to his own children.
After hearing his words, my first reaction was... Gangzai... Can I refuse!
No! You have no choice but to accept it passively!
Edward said it firmly and did not give me a choice to refuse!
Ah... Sorry, sorry... I forgot to explain the reason, so everyone doesn't know what I'm talking about
Let me tell you a short story and explain briefly what Edward said just now
First of all, the reason why he did not leave the Stone of the Salty to his children was very simple, that is, every man is innocent, and he is guilty of possessing a treasure.
People with great treasures but no ability to deal with each other will definitely be stabbed in the back and beaten to death. They will never know how to die.
What's more, according to his research, not everyone can do it
If you do not have a strong bloodline of the gods, after entering the bead, you will at most make the dick look bigger and more ferocious. When poking a woman, you will make the other party feel more comfortable and want to drive the energy it contains... Don’t even think about it!
That's why he didn't pass the Stone of the Salty to his children
The second reason why I gave the Stone of the Salty to me was that he fell in love with my dick...
Wait...Don't get me wrong!
It's not that he likes my dick, he wants to play with me, Brokeback Mountain
But because I have the blood of God and can drive the stone of the salt, I want to give it to me!
The last point is... I swallowed the root of heaven and earth. According to his research results, my meridians were opened and could not be opened anymore, which was even more open than the toilet that used Tongle.
The root of heaven and earth plus the Stone of the Salted One, my potential is simply incalculable. If I can fully utilize it, it is very likely that after Sun Wukong, I will become the second Super Saiyan in human history!
Therefore, he was very optimistic about me and hoped that I could take over the Confucian heritage and become the descendant of the 18th generation of Confucianism.
The first two points are easy to say, but the third key point... The successor of the 18th generation of the Confucian school is a hotter thing than a hot potato!
If... I accidentally... I am told by the light and the dark church will definitely be proclaimed as the enemy of God, and I will be chased by people on the mainland. I really don't dare to accept it...
So, after listening to Edward's words, I will have the above answer
Seeing him clearly, I don't accept it, so I won't let me go out
For my life and not to be crushed into meat pie, I had to swallow my sadness in my stomach with tears in my eyes, reluctantly accept his pain... and forcefully ask...
Don’t be so unwilling! Is it so painful to be the successor of the 18th generation of Confucianism? If you don’t say anything, no one knows your identity at all. Why worry?
This makes sense!
Edward died long ago, and I didn’t say anything, so no one knew that I became the descendant of the 18th generation of the Confucian family!
But, that's it, I'll have to ask...
Is there any task to complete when becoming a ‘successor of Confucianism’?
Task? What task?
For example: rape of light, the saint of the Dark Church, killing the light church or the pope of the Dark Church, etc.
Oh...Don't worry! Our Confucianism is a very gentlemanly faction. We use "benevolence" as the method point, pay attention to etiquette and law, and pay attention to moral ethics such as loyalty, trust, forgiveness, filial piety, respect, lenient, agility, and favor. We will not do such excessive things! But...
But what?
You also know that we are so powerful that we are suppressed by the two churches. If you have the ability and have the opportunity, remember to be more powerful when raping the saint. Of course, it is best to kill their stomachs. When secretly churching the Pope, remember to cut a few more times and kill them. Never leave a breath to give them a chance to use great healing techniques to save their lives! After all, although Confucius once said: "How can you repay kindness with virtue? Repay grievances with virtue and repay kindness with virtue! 'But he also said: "How can you repay kindness with virtue? Repay grievances with virtue?" The Master said: How can you repay kindness? Repay grievances with virtue and virtue"
Gangzai... After listening to you, why did I feel like...
What does it feel like?
It seems like I'm in the underworld...
Is the underworld? Then I'll wait and get a chicken leg for you to eat to see if it feels stronger
Is chicken legs related to the underworld?
Don’t you know that many people entered the underworld after a young age in order to have chicken legs every day!
Chicken legs? Underworld?
I seem to have heard of similar relationships somewhere...
Well...well...ah! I thought of it, isn’t this the method of the Monga Gang recruiting people!
Mengjia Gang, a famous gang
More than two thousand years ago, Confucius lived in the Warring States Period. Although it was an era of constant wars, it was also an era of hundreds of schools of thought and celebrities emerged in many places.
The Monga Gang was one of the representative gangs of the underworld in that era
They use loyalty as slogans and chicken legs as means to recruit people into gangs
I remember their two most famous slogans, which seem to say this: The meaning is the third little? I have only heard of loyalty, but not meaning! Do you want to have chicken legs every day? As long as you join us, don’t say that you can eat chicken legs every day, you can eat chicken legs for three meals, eat chicken legs for afternoon tea, and eat chicken legs for midnight snacks! Eat one piece and throw one piece!
Just two simple and easy-to-understand sentences, a large number of gangs were recruited in a short time, becoming a famous gang, and having the momentum of unifying the mainland underworld.
Unfortunately, because the expansion speed of the Monga Gang was too fast and its roots were basically not solid. After the leader Ruo died today, he fell into chaos and struggle for power and profit, and disappeared from the historical stage soon.
I said, Gangzi, don’t you think this joke is hard to laugh at! If someone who doesn’t know the allusion, he can’t understand it at all!
You will know that you can understand it by looking at your expression! Then... you still need to worry about it!
Oh... OK!
I really want to argue with him!
have no choice!
What should I do when I think about how long the whole space collapses and turns myself into a meat pie?
So, I gave up on arguments and surrendered to his tyranny. I asked him to explain anything, and quickly let me go out
Since you agree, I will briefly talk about the ability and side effects of the "Salty Stone" and I will help you put it in...
Sorry, interrupt it, will it hurt...
Don't worry, the "Salty Stone" will definitely not hurt! On the contrary, it will make you feel so happy!
Yes... that's fine! Then you keep talking! Gangzi!
After entering the bead, the "Salty Stone" will form a ring similar to the shape of a particle at the neck of the turtle under the glans... You will know what you want to ask when you look at your expression! Don't worry, that thing will not affect your sexual ability. On the contrary, it will greatly enhance your sexual ability, especially in terms of persistence...
As soon as I saw me showing a worried expression and was about to ask, Edward instantly understood what questions I wanted to ask. Without giving me a chance to ask, he took the initiative to relieve my doubts.
...But! After entering the bead, although the "Salty Stone" will release energy and slowly strengthen your body and make your strength stronger, there are some side effects. One of them will make your endurance stronger and it is not easy to ejaculate...
‘Don’t worry, this side effect is very good! No man will dislike him as a man with endurance!
Well...you can accept it! Another side effect is...every full moon night...you will...
Fuck! You won’t want to say you’re going to be a werewolf!
Don't worry! The title of this book is not "Twilight" and the author is not "Stephenie Mel". Don't worry about this problem!
That's good! So, what will happen to the full moon night?
It's nothing! It just makes your sexual desire particularly strong, and the second child will lift it up uncontrollably. If you don't find a girl to combine yin and yang and extinguish the fire, it's probably just a one-night tent!
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Don't look at me like this! I didn't lie to you! You really won't become furry. You're so whimpering like a werewolf when you look at the moon!
Yes... I won't become that kind of werewolf... But for women, it's another more dangerous werewolf...
Then... do you want to refuse?
reject?
Reject the Stone of the Salty?
Are you joking!
That's a legendary artifact!
How many people want to meet again but cannot be obtained!
Now, no matter how difficult the conditions are, I believe no one will refuse it!
Since you don’t plan to refuse, what are you worried about? It’s just that when the moon is full every month, you have stronger sexual desire. If you can’t find a woman, say hello to your five brothers, it’s going to be solved!
To put it simply, you are not the person involved! That's what you want to be on my dick, not your dick! I'm going to be like a girl in the future. I'll have good friends coming to report every month and have to find time to vent. It's really a trouble for OOXX...
Don't worry, it's really nothing big. I've been wrong as you think! What you really have to worry about... on the contrary... you may have to worry about too strong sexual ability and long-lasting power
Are you worried about having too strong sexual ability and having to last too long?
What a joke?
Will there be men who are worried about this?
Such extravagant worries are simply a man’s dream! If you can, the more you can get better!
After listening to my response, Edward looked at me with a helpless expression and said slowly: ...I hope you don't forget what you said today...
Afterwards, we continued to discuss what to pay attention to when entering the bead!
What should I pay attention to after entering the bead?
As I was talking, I thought of something that I forgot to ask
By the way! Gangzai... I've always been curious about something?
What's going on?
Why do you keep saying that I am the "last descendant of God" with the "blood of God"? Does the "blood of God" refer to a human with the blood of God?
That's right!'The Blood of God' refers to a human with the blood of God
Depend on!
This is a big joke!
When I was a child, I often heard from my father that we were noble families with royal blood.
But, I have never heard of him, we still have the blood of God.
Could it be that my father doesn't know either?
Otherwise, with his personality, he would always say this: Xiu'er, as the last descendant of God, we who have the blood of God are a sacred clan. You cannot OOXX, otherwise it will be a blasphemy to God and disrespect to our own bloodline!
Gangzi! You're sure you're right! I've never heard of it. Our clan is the "last descendant of God" with the blood of God!
Regarding the blood of God, I have done a very detailed study for a while. I secretly sucked other people's blood everywhere for research, and even made the legend of vampires inexplicably spread in Hyde City. However, I couldn't understand what it was. Moreover, I found that almost everyone has a little bit of this kind of thing in their body, but it was so rare that it was almost impossible to detect. However, I found that the stronger the ability and the higher the wisdom, the stronger the people, the more, so the more, so the "Subsider of God" is like the cabbage in the vegetable market, which is worthless! As long as you have the heart, everyone can be the "Subsider of God"! Ah... Sorry, sorry! I was wrong. It should be that as long as you are a living person, everyone can be considered the "Subsider of God"!
After hearing Edward's surprising remarks, I couldn't help but ask: If everyone has the 'blood of God', then you should be able to leave the 'Stone of the Salted One' to your children?
Their divine blood is not strong enough to drive the energy of the 'Salty Stone'
Oh! So that's it. According to your opinion, I am a "last descendant of God" with strong divine blood!
That’s right! According to my research, the ingredients in your body are incredibly strong! I guess it may be because you ate the ‘roots of heaven and earth’!
So that's it! Just as I was about to accept his remarks, I suddenly thought of something and said quickly: No! If you say this, then a lot of knowledge and common sense are wrong?
What kind of knowledge and common sense? Let's take a look
For example: ‘The God of Power said that only those who have divine blood can break through the limit of level 8 power and become a super Saiyan
‘Or’ Those who are not the last descendants of God cannot become pope’ or something like that
If you believe this kind of thing to deceive people in order to expand your faith, you can believe it! Besides, no one can prove whether God really exists or exists!
Gangzi! If you hear your words by the church, you will definitely be considered a God-judge and sent to the fire to take the adult meat char siu!
It's too far! If this issue continues to be discussed, it will be endless and there is not enough time at all! It's more important to do serious things quickly. After helping you, it depends on whether you have the opportunity to collect the other two secret treasures to prove the existence of God.
I almost forgot! I don’t want to turn into a meatloaf! So what should I do next? How to do it?
It's very simple... Halfway through the words, Edward suddenly raised his palms to his chest, clapped his palms and started using alchemy, and then all my clothes and he suddenly disappeared...
Gangzi...What are you doing if you lose all my clothes and you?
Help you get the beads!
Why do you have to be completely naked when you enter the bead?
Ah... Forgot to explain it to you! Just... the "Salty Stone" is now in my body and has completely merged with me. If you want to guide him into your body, you need to put your dick into my body...
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As soon as I heard this, I was stunned at first, and then comforted myself and emphasized in my heart that things could never be like that... However, Edward's next words completely made me stupid...
…How to put it…
How else can I put it? Just insert your dick into my anus, so that I can transfer the "Salty Stone" into your body
As soon as he finished speaking, Edward turned his back to me and raised his hips a little
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Such scary remarks made my head numb again and I was stunned
Edward turned around, and after waiting for a while, he saw that I was still dumb and didn't respond, so he turned around and said: Why? If you don't like it, your mouth can be fine...
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Or if you can't accept it, it's OK!
…The other way around means?
Put my dick into your body!
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