Since I played a erotic sermon with Yang Ying in the living room, my lustful factor that had been hidden for twenty years has begun to become active, and the result of the accelerated operation of brain cells, I deeply experienced it? Yesterday is not what is it today? Looking back on the past, I was stupid to wait for the beauty to throw herself into my arms, I deeply felt that I was so stupid before. If it weren’t for God’s favor, I would have sent Yang Ying to start my bright life, I would probably still be an old virgin.
It was also because I was eager to show off my animal desire after tasting the sweetness, so I had the above understanding.
To be honest, if you have to wait for the beauty to come to your door automatically, it is a patent that is rich and leisurely, with super handsome appearance, and a sweet mouth, so how can you coax people?
Therefore, I often think about this question, what does Yang Ying like about me?
I am neither handsome nor rich, let alone my bad eloquence, and I can't coax girls at all. I have reviewed everything from inside to outside, inside and outside, but I still don't know what I can attract Yang Ying?
In the end, I could only give up thinking and tell myself: 'Like a person doesn't need a reason'
That day, after a meeting, I was in a bad mood. Because I was so nabbed by the professor just now, I went back to the apartment to take a shower, and I was so upset that I had nowhere to vent my breath, so I turned on the computer and surfed the Internet to play a game!
Suddenly, she found that Yang Ying, who was next door, was also online, so she threw a water ball for her and invited her to fight together.
Ying, come to AOE! I said
OK, let her go back to me
Of course, the war will begin without saying a word!
But it would be fine if I didn't fight, but I became more angry when I wanted to fight. I was obviously my apprentice, but I lost it today. I almost fainted when I beat it.
h!Gd! When did you become so powerful, you can't beat you. I'll send her a message
Little case! You are stupid!
She actually said I'm stupid! Damn! I don't know how powerful I am if I don't give you some colors.
That's because there is no incentive, no motivation. I don't know why I said this.
Oh? What are the incentives?
For example, if I win, come and accompany me tonight...It turns out that it is the erotic factor. As long as a man is lustful and has a heart that dares to say anything.
Oh? Do you study with you?
Hehe, come on this set, don't you know what I mean? You're a fool
‘Report to the master, you won’t be deceived, such a shallow trick..Ah~~’What annoying black guy, don’t report it to me, just give me how far you die, eat my shadowless feet!
Studying? Yes, I'll go back to her
Oh! You are so lustful...Color? Fortunately, it's a little worse than you
This is true. Since the first time I saw her, she took the initiative every time
Me? I don’t have sex. Oh, it’s normal not to admit it. Only if you admit it will be a ghost. I don’t think anyone expects her to admit it.
Yes, you are the purest. Humph, you are so fake. Hehe, that's it!
After waiting for a while, I didn't respond. I was about to regret my recklessness, but I didn't expect it....OK, that's it!
She actually replied to me
Great! Come and fight!
Next, I put in a 120,000-point chapter of the strength and willpower, using all the skills and tricks I know, and using super toughness and firepower to fully open up.
The mouse was flying wildly on the table, flew with five fingers on his left hand, and typing the hotkey desperately, hoping that the second child would grow up a little longer, and use it as a finger to see if he could speed up the reaction.
But it's really strange. I don't know if I have written too much program recently and lacked practice, or if I was nailed by the professor today, my combat effectiveness has been reduced a lot. Otherwise, why can't I win? Now I've gritted my teeth and held on the verge of defeat several times. If it weren't for several turrets to defend, and her attack reached its limit, I'd already swallowed the eighth defeat today
After struggling to support and after four or five crises, I felt even more uncomfortable and lustful. I decided to take the final blow and give up all defenses. All the troops were sent out at once. Even dozens of farmers rushed out at once, rushed to the core of the opponent and built three turrets. Taking advantage of the long attack distance of my turret, she opened a hole in the center.
Such a desperate move actually worked!
She had a strong advantage, and she was chasing me all the way, but was a mess by my unexpected trick. When I was about to re-produce the army, a bunch of barracks and stables were bombarded by my turrets. The remaining army was not enough to cross my original defense line. The farmers died all over. At this point, the winner was decided. My bad move actually made me counterattack!
Well, you won, she threw this sentence
Hehe, I know it's amazing!
Humph, you are cruel, all the farmers are out, and you dare to leave the city empty. Hehe, let me die and live! I said
If I hadn't been neglecting the defense, your move would not have been possible. Next time, I would never let you succeed next time. Hehe, I'll care about you next time, tonight....My heart is very lustful
I know it, it took her a long time to throw this sentence back, and then she went offline and turned off
Then she heard the door next door open, and then the door opened, and she actually went out.
Is this dry hemp?
that's all?
Shouldn't you come here to accompany me?
well.....I forgot, it wasn't anyone who said: It's a woman's patent that doesn't keep her word
Why did I forget it? It seems that there is no good luck tonight
I went to take a bath again and added the hot spring bag given by Yang Ying last time. I enjoyed the fun of taking a hot spring at home. By the way, I could see if I could extinguish my desire. After soaking, Yijing had already come back to prepare dinner.
Haha, it's better for Yijing. I'm just hungry, so you come to save me. Hey, don't look like a starving ghost is reincarnated, okay? Go and get a pair of chopsticks. She pinched my "human flesh convenient chopsticks"--finger, and asked me to get the chopsticks.
Wow! It hurts so much!
I screamed in pain and let go, I'll get it!
Humph, see if you dare to grab it like this again in the future. She said proudly
Yes~ You are so cruel, you look so swollen, I pretend to be hurt
Really, she took my hand and looked at it!
I took advantage of her looking at my hand and pointed at the tip of her nose. She screamed in surprise and immediately leaned back her head.
As a result, the center of gravity is unstable and the whole person falls backwards
Wow!
It hurts so much. I quickly helped her. Unexpectedly, she waved her arms and grabbed them because of unstable center of gravity. As a result, she pushed her chest with a crutch and slapped me with her palm.
Alas~~ It's true, people really can't do bad things. They are lustful and make Yang Ying ignore me and go out. Doudou Yijing is even more miserable. She has a crutch and a slap.
Sorry, sorry. Yijing quickly rubbed my chest and face, and said sorry
I didn't mean it!
Alas~~ You didn't mean it, I was so sorry, I said helplessly that I was responsible for my own sins. I pretended to be pitiful and gained sympathy
The gate of ‘Kala’ is open, Yang Ying is back
Hey, I have some food to eat, thank you sister Jing. When Yang Ying came back, she ignored me and started to eat.
Sorry, I will compensate you tonight. Yijing secretly threw a silent whisper in my ear
boom!
I seemed to be hit by lightning in the forehead! What does Yijing mean to say that I should make good compensation tonight?
Could it be that my chance has come?
The more I think about it, the more likely it is. What kind of compensation must be done at night?
Of course, Yang Ying couldn't know the compensation. Since that's the case, then I can have a 'fried rice' (note) Taking advantage of the opportunity to add rice, I secretly bite my ears with Yijing.
‘What is the compensation you just mentioned? Fried rice?’ I whispered
‘What do you say?’ He didn’t answer me positively, it seems that the possibility is as high as 80%
Can I eat fried rice? I said loudly
Nobita, you are too chewy. When Yang Ying heard the scolding, he said, "It's good to have food to eat, and he also wants to eat fried rice. Sister Jing doesn't pay attention to him. If you want to eat, ask him to stir-fry yourself. Hey~ Yang Ying, you don't want you to stir-fry, you care so much.
I said Yijing asked me, I said something with some meaning
OK, let's fry it for you. Yijing said with a blushing face
‘Xiū~~Touch the Prat’ I felt a fireworks in my heart
‘Master, don’t forget, Yang Ying said he would like to go to you tonight, you’re miserable today! You’re forced to meet.’ The annoying little guy, he’s not good at speaking, but he’s the truth. Now he’s miserable
‘Master!’ The old scholar in white clothes hasn’t appeared for a long time. ‘You must not kill two birds with one stone. God said: Lust is....Ah~~’’Thank you, old man, you have taught me the great principles of life, go and seek credit from God! I will use my shadowless feet to help you return to God’s arms! Look at your feet!’ Hahaha, that’s the idea, kill two birds with one stone!
I didn’t complete my great cause last time, and I have a chance this time!
Hahaha....The meal was so pleasant. Looking at Yijing at left, she immediately lowered her head and stewed the rice. Then she looked at Yang Ying. She was very calm and could not see any abnormality at all.
But if the two of them come at the same time, I'm afraid things will be messed up!
Thinking of this, I was really worried. Don’t kill two birds with one stone without realizing it. Instead, I won’t be able to eat any sweetness.
How should I arrange this?
How to stagger one after another?
Yijing is so shy that she must not make an appointment with her. Yang Ying looks like that again, so set a time with her?
Don't be stupid, just mess it up
Now Yang Ying and Yijing are watching TV series in the living room, and I am hiding in the room alone
Could it be that they are waiting for each other to go to bed first? It’s so late, both of them are still holding on.
I thought about it and thought of more than a dozen plans, but none of them were really feasible
The later the time, the more worried I am, I can actually sweat in a cold sweat!
Just when I didn't know what to do, a sound came from the living room
‘Hey, it’s so late, I’m going to go to bed.’ It was Yang Ying who took the lead in making a proposal to go to bed
'Do you go to bed too?''Wow, it's really late' Yijing said in a surprised voice
'Go to bed quickly, good night'''Well, good night' After a while, the living room became quiet and dark
'bump.bump.bump.bump.’I can actually hear my heartbeat clearly. Are you nervous?
Yes, on the one hand, I was worried that the two would forcefully meet, but on the other hand, I was looking forward to seeing who would come to my room first
‘Crazy, crazy...’The sound of Yang Ying taking a bath came from next door
It seems that Yang Ying won’t come here for the time being, what about Yijing?
Will she come first?
What if she comes, what should Yang Ying do if she comes with her?
The more I waited, the more I was more frightened. It was not that I would not come nor that I would not come.
I remembered a story, and the story said: A man was wandering late at night and met a policeman. The police asked him, "It's so late, why don't you go home and wander outside?"
The man said, because I was afraid that my wife would scold me when I went back
The police asked again, why did your wife scold you?
The man said, I'm going home too late because of me
It's really not about going forward or retreating. Now the more I'm spending, the greater the crisis
I wanted to open the door and go out and cancel the date with someone, but I was afraid that the other person would not sleep. Not only did I fail at both ends, but I was afraid that I would become a "refusing household" in the future. From now on, I will not think about having a love affair again.
Have it!
Call your phone!
Yang Ying is taking a shower, so let’s hit Yijing and cancel with her!
But deep down, I was afraid that I would pass by Yi Jing’s rare opportunity in a thousand years. I hesitated several times, so I would rather fight!
but!
The phone is out of touch!
She is used to turning off the phone after she comes back, why did I forget it?
It's a pity. If she comes in now, I won't even have the chance to call Yang Ying to postpone or cancel it.
Yang Ying seemed to have been taking a shower for a while. It wouldn't be surprising if she came first. She has always been quite proactive.
But if she came first, then Sister Jing would never come in again. Instead, if Sister Jing came first and Yang Ying came again, maybe she could play 3P!
It's really a deep root. At this time, I can still imagine that I can have 3P. It's hopeless
‘QuQuQ’ is here! Who is here?
(Note) The word "fried rice" is synonymous with the word "make love" in Taiwanese variety shows.
It was also because I was eager to show off my animal desire after tasting the sweetness, so I had the above understanding.
To be honest, if you have to wait for the beauty to come to your door automatically, it is a patent that is rich and leisurely, with super handsome appearance, and a sweet mouth, so how can you coax people?
Therefore, I often think about this question, what does Yang Ying like about me?
I am neither handsome nor rich, let alone my bad eloquence, and I can't coax girls at all. I have reviewed everything from inside to outside, inside and outside, but I still don't know what I can attract Yang Ying?
In the end, I could only give up thinking and tell myself: 'Like a person doesn't need a reason'
That day, after a meeting, I was in a bad mood. Because I was so nabbed by the professor just now, I went back to the apartment to take a shower, and I was so upset that I had nowhere to vent my breath, so I turned on the computer and surfed the Internet to play a game!
Suddenly, she found that Yang Ying, who was next door, was also online, so she threw a water ball for her and invited her to fight together.
Ying, come to AOE! I said
OK, let her go back to me
Of course, the war will begin without saying a word!
But it would be fine if I didn't fight, but I became more angry when I wanted to fight. I was obviously my apprentice, but I lost it today. I almost fainted when I beat it.
h!Gd! When did you become so powerful, you can't beat you. I'll send her a message
Little case! You are stupid!
She actually said I'm stupid! Damn! I don't know how powerful I am if I don't give you some colors.
That's because there is no incentive, no motivation. I don't know why I said this.
Oh? What are the incentives?
For example, if I win, come and accompany me tonight...It turns out that it is the erotic factor. As long as a man is lustful and has a heart that dares to say anything.
Oh? Do you study with you?
Hehe, come on this set, don't you know what I mean? You're a fool
‘Report to the master, you won’t be deceived, such a shallow trick..Ah~~’What annoying black guy, don’t report it to me, just give me how far you die, eat my shadowless feet!
Studying? Yes, I'll go back to her
Oh! You are so lustful...Color? Fortunately, it's a little worse than you
This is true. Since the first time I saw her, she took the initiative every time
Me? I don’t have sex. Oh, it’s normal not to admit it. Only if you admit it will be a ghost. I don’t think anyone expects her to admit it.
Yes, you are the purest. Humph, you are so fake. Hehe, that's it!
After waiting for a while, I didn't respond. I was about to regret my recklessness, but I didn't expect it....OK, that's it!
She actually replied to me
Great! Come and fight!
Next, I put in a 120,000-point chapter of the strength and willpower, using all the skills and tricks I know, and using super toughness and firepower to fully open up.
The mouse was flying wildly on the table, flew with five fingers on his left hand, and typing the hotkey desperately, hoping that the second child would grow up a little longer, and use it as a finger to see if he could speed up the reaction.
But it's really strange. I don't know if I have written too much program recently and lacked practice, or if I was nailed by the professor today, my combat effectiveness has been reduced a lot. Otherwise, why can't I win? Now I've gritted my teeth and held on the verge of defeat several times. If it weren't for several turrets to defend, and her attack reached its limit, I'd already swallowed the eighth defeat today
After struggling to support and after four or five crises, I felt even more uncomfortable and lustful. I decided to take the final blow and give up all defenses. All the troops were sent out at once. Even dozens of farmers rushed out at once, rushed to the core of the opponent and built three turrets. Taking advantage of the long attack distance of my turret, she opened a hole in the center.
Such a desperate move actually worked!
She had a strong advantage, and she was chasing me all the way, but was a mess by my unexpected trick. When I was about to re-produce the army, a bunch of barracks and stables were bombarded by my turrets. The remaining army was not enough to cross my original defense line. The farmers died all over. At this point, the winner was decided. My bad move actually made me counterattack!
Well, you won, she threw this sentence
Hehe, I know it's amazing!
Humph, you are cruel, all the farmers are out, and you dare to leave the city empty. Hehe, let me die and live! I said
If I hadn't been neglecting the defense, your move would not have been possible. Next time, I would never let you succeed next time. Hehe, I'll care about you next time, tonight....My heart is very lustful
I know it, it took her a long time to throw this sentence back, and then she went offline and turned off
Then she heard the door next door open, and then the door opened, and she actually went out.
Is this dry hemp?
that's all?
Shouldn't you come here to accompany me?
well.....I forgot, it wasn't anyone who said: It's a woman's patent that doesn't keep her word
Why did I forget it? It seems that there is no good luck tonight
I went to take a bath again and added the hot spring bag given by Yang Ying last time. I enjoyed the fun of taking a hot spring at home. By the way, I could see if I could extinguish my desire. After soaking, Yijing had already come back to prepare dinner.
Haha, it's better for Yijing. I'm just hungry, so you come to save me. Hey, don't look like a starving ghost is reincarnated, okay? Go and get a pair of chopsticks. She pinched my "human flesh convenient chopsticks"--finger, and asked me to get the chopsticks.
Wow! It hurts so much!
I screamed in pain and let go, I'll get it!
Humph, see if you dare to grab it like this again in the future. She said proudly
Yes~ You are so cruel, you look so swollen, I pretend to be hurt
Really, she took my hand and looked at it!
I took advantage of her looking at my hand and pointed at the tip of her nose. She screamed in surprise and immediately leaned back her head.
As a result, the center of gravity is unstable and the whole person falls backwards
Wow!
It hurts so much. I quickly helped her. Unexpectedly, she waved her arms and grabbed them because of unstable center of gravity. As a result, she pushed her chest with a crutch and slapped me with her palm.
Alas~~ It's true, people really can't do bad things. They are lustful and make Yang Ying ignore me and go out. Doudou Yijing is even more miserable. She has a crutch and a slap.
Sorry, sorry. Yijing quickly rubbed my chest and face, and said sorry
I didn't mean it!
Alas~~ You didn't mean it, I was so sorry, I said helplessly that I was responsible for my own sins. I pretended to be pitiful and gained sympathy
The gate of ‘Kala’ is open, Yang Ying is back
Hey, I have some food to eat, thank you sister Jing. When Yang Ying came back, she ignored me and started to eat.
Sorry, I will compensate you tonight. Yijing secretly threw a silent whisper in my ear
boom!
I seemed to be hit by lightning in the forehead! What does Yijing mean to say that I should make good compensation tonight?
Could it be that my chance has come?
The more I think about it, the more likely it is. What kind of compensation must be done at night?
Of course, Yang Ying couldn't know the compensation. Since that's the case, then I can have a 'fried rice' (note) Taking advantage of the opportunity to add rice, I secretly bite my ears with Yijing.
‘What is the compensation you just mentioned? Fried rice?’ I whispered
‘What do you say?’ He didn’t answer me positively, it seems that the possibility is as high as 80%
Can I eat fried rice? I said loudly
Nobita, you are too chewy. When Yang Ying heard the scolding, he said, "It's good to have food to eat, and he also wants to eat fried rice. Sister Jing doesn't pay attention to him. If you want to eat, ask him to stir-fry yourself. Hey~ Yang Ying, you don't want you to stir-fry, you care so much.
I said Yijing asked me, I said something with some meaning
OK, let's fry it for you. Yijing said with a blushing face
‘Xiū~~Touch the Prat’ I felt a fireworks in my heart
‘Master, don’t forget, Yang Ying said he would like to go to you tonight, you’re miserable today! You’re forced to meet.’ The annoying little guy, he’s not good at speaking, but he’s the truth. Now he’s miserable
‘Master!’ The old scholar in white clothes hasn’t appeared for a long time. ‘You must not kill two birds with one stone. God said: Lust is....Ah~~’’Thank you, old man, you have taught me the great principles of life, go and seek credit from God! I will use my shadowless feet to help you return to God’s arms! Look at your feet!’ Hahaha, that’s the idea, kill two birds with one stone!
I didn’t complete my great cause last time, and I have a chance this time!
Hahaha....The meal was so pleasant. Looking at Yijing at left, she immediately lowered her head and stewed the rice. Then she looked at Yang Ying. She was very calm and could not see any abnormality at all.
But if the two of them come at the same time, I'm afraid things will be messed up!
Thinking of this, I was really worried. Don’t kill two birds with one stone without realizing it. Instead, I won’t be able to eat any sweetness.
How should I arrange this?
How to stagger one after another?
Yijing is so shy that she must not make an appointment with her. Yang Ying looks like that again, so set a time with her?
Don't be stupid, just mess it up
Now Yang Ying and Yijing are watching TV series in the living room, and I am hiding in the room alone
Could it be that they are waiting for each other to go to bed first? It’s so late, both of them are still holding on.
I thought about it and thought of more than a dozen plans, but none of them were really feasible
The later the time, the more worried I am, I can actually sweat in a cold sweat!
Just when I didn't know what to do, a sound came from the living room
‘Hey, it’s so late, I’m going to go to bed.’ It was Yang Ying who took the lead in making a proposal to go to bed
'Do you go to bed too?''Wow, it's really late' Yijing said in a surprised voice
'Go to bed quickly, good night'''Well, good night' After a while, the living room became quiet and dark
'bump.bump.bump.bump.’I can actually hear my heartbeat clearly. Are you nervous?
Yes, on the one hand, I was worried that the two would forcefully meet, but on the other hand, I was looking forward to seeing who would come to my room first
‘Crazy, crazy...’The sound of Yang Ying taking a bath came from next door
It seems that Yang Ying won’t come here for the time being, what about Yijing?
Will she come first?
What if she comes, what should Yang Ying do if she comes with her?
The more I waited, the more I was more frightened. It was not that I would not come nor that I would not come.
I remembered a story, and the story said: A man was wandering late at night and met a policeman. The police asked him, "It's so late, why don't you go home and wander outside?"
The man said, because I was afraid that my wife would scold me when I went back
The police asked again, why did your wife scold you?
The man said, I'm going home too late because of me
It's really not about going forward or retreating. Now the more I'm spending, the greater the crisis
I wanted to open the door and go out and cancel the date with someone, but I was afraid that the other person would not sleep. Not only did I fail at both ends, but I was afraid that I would become a "refusing household" in the future. From now on, I will not think about having a love affair again.
Have it!
Call your phone!
Yang Ying is taking a shower, so let’s hit Yijing and cancel with her!
But deep down, I was afraid that I would pass by Yi Jing’s rare opportunity in a thousand years. I hesitated several times, so I would rather fight!
but!
The phone is out of touch!
She is used to turning off the phone after she comes back, why did I forget it?
It's a pity. If she comes in now, I won't even have the chance to call Yang Ying to postpone or cancel it.
Yang Ying seemed to have been taking a shower for a while. It wouldn't be surprising if she came first. She has always been quite proactive.
But if she came first, then Sister Jing would never come in again. Instead, if Sister Jing came first and Yang Ying came again, maybe she could play 3P!
It's really a deep root. At this time, I can still imagine that I can have 3P. It's hopeless
‘QuQuQ’ is here! Who is here?
(Note) The word "fried rice" is synonymous with the word "make love" in Taiwanese variety shows.