The marriage process was simple, but after Yang Ying insisted, she went to the church to have a dream wedding after notarization.
What kind of dream wedding?
Think about it, when Yang Ying invited her dad to act as Jack's parent, took Jack on the red carpet, and handed it to me
What picture will this be?
A gangster brother was wearing a white suit and led a girl across the red carpet. There were a bunch of bodyguards wearing black suits and sunglasses, and his hands were in his pockets. There were a bunch of younger brothers who were not qualified to wear suits outside.
Then looking out, a bunch of police officers were supervising from afar, afraid that this group of people would engage in some bad activities
It's almost impossible for SNG to broadcast a live broadcast
Imagine this kind of scene, I think everyone should understand why Yijing's family has never had a quarrel?
Of course it was because of Yijing's stopping, not because he was afraid of the underworld!
Just say that you won’t really believe it’s so simple, right?
After the church came out, it was a flower throw as usual
What a Jack, the accuracy of throwing the bouquet is unparalleled!
The bride's bouquet flew straight to an Opasanzi, who was cleaning outside, wearing a hat and wearing a flower-faced towel, picked it up!
Oh my God!
Is this asking someone Obasan to marry again?
Then we got on the car for our honeymoon
All of this is OK, but the only difference is that our honeymoon is not just me and Jack, but Yang Ying!
So you can know that this wedding can be said to be Jack marrying me instead of Yang Ying, and then I will live a newly married life with Yang Ying.
Even the child has asked Jack to replace Yang Yinghuai
Because time is tight, we have not arranged a honeymoon abroad, so we just went around the country.
I drive myself, quite free
On the first day we went to Kenting, which was the first time I had an intimate relationship with Yang Ying.
I really miss that time, my first time!
Who would have thought that after that breaking my body, I would get married less than a year later!
He actually married my first woman!
Um.．．I have never figured out which relationship between them is the mother and who is T.．．But my wife is not the real wife, but the wife's woman is the real underground wife
This doesn't matter, what's important is, tonight, whose bed should I go to on my wedding night?
Oh! I accidentally leaked out the little evil thoughts in my heart!
I think someone must be starting to fantasize that I was driving a car with two beauties on a trip, one was my wife and the other was my mistress. At night, I must have enjoyed the blessing of all the people.
To be honest, I miss it very much, but the facts can never be as good as fantasy. Fantasy is always beautiful, but reality is cruel
I can only say, "I can sleep early and sleep with you"!
But looking at Jack who just took a shower and only wore pajamas, and Yang Ying who took off all her underwear and was about to take a shower. Although just from the visual sense, Yang Ying had a very good figure, with long legs bulging, smooth skin and bright eyes, but that damn gynecologist said that the most important organ of lovemaking for humans is between the ears.
I was imagining the charming figure under Jack's nightgown, ah~~ That's really itchy and untouchable.
Another damn writer said: A wife is not as good as a concubine, and it is better to steal, and it is better not to steal than to steal!
Today I really want to steal my wife, but.．．Alas~ Whose wife wants to steal like me?
Can anyone think that the first night of my newlywed honeymoon trip was when I slept alone!
Because Yang Ying said she was afraid that I would do anything tonight, she ran to sleep with Jack, which was enough!
I can't help but miss the night of Yijing's birthday. In order to avoid being secretly eaten by Yijing, Yang Ying implemented the "drying plan" in the living room in order to avoid being secretly eaten by Yijing.
Damn it, I just thought about it now! I forgot to prepare two bottles of strong wine to get the two of them drunk!
If they could get the two of them drunk, even if they didn’t dare to really get Jack, they would be fine if they secretly snatched, ate tofu, and then ended with Yang Ying!
Alas~~ I am not only colored but not brave, but also colored but not brainy. If I had thought of this earlier, I would be more confident if I even prepared some pills.
pity.．．．It’s so pitiful~~The night is long, and I can only raise a cannon to respect Yue Niang.．．It was really boring at night. They both went to bed early after being tired for a day. Although I was tired, I couldn't sleep.
So I went out to hang out on the street. The nights in Kenting are actually very lively. There are still many Pubs open in the middle of the night, and people are coming and going, just like the night market.
Li ～ bi ～ D?
I was reading a strange sign, what is this for? It looks like a Pub
I walked in curiously and saw that it was indeed a Pub
Since I came, I would be at the bartender at the bar and chatted with him.
Hey, can you please ask, what does the word your signature mean? I asked
Oh, Libid~~, it's just sexual impulse! The bartender said
ah!
A completely unexpected answer
Seeing your face full of stool, you must be dissatisfied with desire, so you are attracted by this word
The bartender said that you were affected by Libid when you came in, so you were right when you came!
ah?
I'm speechless
It really hit the nail on my pain
This bartender has indeed seen countless people and has a super stunning vision.
Hehe, right!
The bartender said that you must be unable to eat, you have a stomach full of sperm so you can't sleep. The standard colored and gallbladder type
!$@#?&Fire#!
Tell me to you.．．The bartender's mysterious tricks I leaned my head over. There are students on the floor, counter lady, models, and mainland girls. You are satisfied with everything you have! And, if you like Western food, we have the Eight-Nation Alliance, or if you like third-sex.．．The bartender looked around and waited for me for ten minutes
Oh my God! The bartender almost scared me tossed out the wine in my mouth!
Guaranteed to be high-end~really!
The bartender continues to promote it. Today I like Libido. If you want it, I will give you a 20% discount!
profit.．Compare.．Spend?
Oh, that's my name~~ The bartender said it's Libid~ Well.．Thanks.．Thanks.No.．No.．I quickly finished my drink, took out my money, and ran away from Pub
My God!
No matter how crazy I am, I will never go with that bartender!
Bad~ I bought a pack of cigarettes, half a dozen beer and a few snacks, so I quickly went back to the hotel
I walked into the room and went out to the balcony
Lying comfortably on the lounge chair on the balcony, holding a cigarette and looking at the stars in the sky, I remembered Yijing
Don't know how she is doing?
Yijing said that when I meet Jack and I get married, what should I say to her then?
I didn't want to see her before, and I hoped to see her every day
Now that I have reached this point, I can probably see her, but I hesitated because I don’t know what to say to her.
I know I hope she will come back, but what should I say?
After hurting her, she shamelessly asked her to follow me without any name?
It is often played on TV. The male protagonist pretends to be dead, and looks like a bird that is not enough to be lacking. Then he kneels down with his legs holding her, or goes to the rooftop of the building to pretend to jump off the building. Otherwise, he goes to the beach to soak in water and commits suicide. Then the female protagonist can't help but forgive him, and then he rolls around in the sea with his arms, cheap audience eyes, and eats cheap ice cream.
However, most of these kinds of dramas are TV series from Qiong Yao or Hua series that I hate. I don’t watch enough or carefully enough, and I can’t learn it.
It’s really ‘I hate the little when I use the book, but I only know the short when I’m so angry.’ If I knew it, I would study it more. Maybe I can also learn some stingy dialogues, or practice the unique skills of ‘three seconds of red eyes and ten seconds of crying’, and crying first and win first
Anyway, there is nothing to do!
Alas~ 'Huh? Meteor!' A meteor crossed the sky
By the way!
There seems to be a meteor shower recently, and there is light damage here, so I haven't noticed it for so long. Only this super bright one I saw
It would be perfect if you could make a wish to the meteor and realize it
Then what wish should I make?
Yijing returns to me?
It seems to be too polite
Then add one: Jack will also surrender to the crotch!
Hahaha.．Not bad, yes.．．Another one is added: Three women serve one husband together, sleep together with a big quilt, and are happy every day like a god!
‘Dong!’ ‘Damn! Who knocked me?’ ‘It’s me, the meteor god!’ ‘Why are you hitting me?’ I asked
‘Wow! I have been a god for hundreds of thousands of years, let alone 4P, I haven’t even broken a virgin yet. You like happiness like a god, so I’ll exchange it with you, I’ll play 4P and you’ll be a god!’ The Meteor God seems very angry
'you.．yes.．Virgin?’ ‘Do you have to ask such an embarrassing question? Fuck! I will hit you! The shooting stars in the sky are broken!’ ‘Wow! I dare not! I won’t ask anymore.．．’'S’The floor-to-ceiling window behind me was opened
Can't sleep?
It's Jack's voice
Um.．Haven't you been asleep? I said
I'm asleep, but Yang Ying's teeth grinding her to wake me up. Jack said with a smile
Hehe, aren't you used to grinding her teeth?
I've been together for so long, but I'll be awakened because of this
Try to let her grind in your ears
Haha, no need, I'm afraid that I can lose ten kilograms in one night, so I'll be skinny and boneless
Ah? What to say? Jack asked
Goosebumps keep falling, I'll say at least ten kilograms after one night.
hehe.．Your mouth is so poisonous.．Are you afraid that I will report to her?
Alas~~ What else can I say when my wife wants to hit her husband?
It's good for me to eat oral tofu
You are really.．The mouth is so ill-ethical Jack says
I shrugged my shoulders, looking helpless
Come to the beer bar? I asked
Yes, OK
Cheers!
Cheers!
After a large mouthful of cold beer, it slightly extinguished the desire and suppressed the lovesickness.
It's so strange, you're my wife, I said
Haha, you are mine too.．husband
Yes, who wants it?
I said, seriously, I always thought you should hate me. Why?
You are lace, I snatched your Yang Ying again that day in the hospital.．．This way you don't hate me? Well.．It seems like I should hate you
Jack said, but the expression on his face was quite ambiguous and weird
Yes, yes? Could it be that you hid a knife in your clothes, and you will take it out to kill my husband while I am drunk? I joked
I've been caught! Did you find out? I knew I should carry a pistol
Jack easily took my joke
hehe.．．So what to do now?
I can't kill you, so I'll get you drunk, I don't have to be punished if you're drunk, Jack said
Oh? But it's hard for me to get drunk if I only have half a dozen beers
That.．．See if a meteor will fall from the sky and kill you!
Jack obviously saw the shooting stars, too
Ha ha.．．If it is hit by a meteor, I will be happy to die.．．Fuck! Oh~ It hurts so much!
Something suddenly hit me in the head
What's wrong with you? Jack asked nervously
What's this?
I asked by pressing my head with one hand and pointing to a wooden clog on the ground with the other hand.
Ah sorry!
The sound came from above that was my clogs! Sorry, did you hit you? Ｅ＠Ｅ? %Hello~ Have you made a mistake? －I held my anger and said
That's right! How could my wife make it wrong?
The person upstairs said again, sir, are you having a concussion? You speak weirdly
＄％＃!
＠?# It’s so lucky. You can even hit the clogs on the balcony upstairs until you fall down and hit me. I am really.．．I didn't say you, I'm fine, I'm saying
It's okay, can you please throw my clogs on it?
OK, please
I threw the clogs on it
Thanks!
Dry!
Just now, the real meteor god must have appeared and invaded my head, but now I am really caught!
Break you, the dead boy!
I don’t believe in evil, you will come back if you have the affinity!
‘Dang!’ A vase fell from my feet!
Wow! So scary! Sorry, Meteor God, I was wrong! I dare not!
I looked back at Jack, but found that she was lying on the small coffee table with a smile
She fell down the vase
hey-hey.．．I am really.．．Ha ha.．．God's punishment.．What a God's reprimand! Jack said
Ha ha.．．I couldn't help laughing, either
After laughing for a long time, we could stop laughing
Have you figured out what to do after finding Yijing? Jack lay on the railing and asked
Wow, please help me. You put your round and upright butt on my face. How do you ask me to think?
Although I really want to reach out and touch it, I know if I touch it, it would be a big deal.
So I had to stand up and lie on the railings as well
But when I lay up, my nose bleeding almost spurted
Because I looked over with my head, the scenery was even more charming
Jack's nightgown is loose, and I can almost fully enjoy the beautiful scenery of her peaks and deep valley from the neckline.
At least I can clearly see the lace pattern of her light blue bra
Although the lights are dim, my brain can automatically fill up the light and add color, strengthen the contrast, and finally ZmIn automatically to enlarge the most charming scenery in my brain to the limit
Don't know yet
I shook the beer can in my hand, raised my head and drank half of the can, suppressing my original desire
You know you don't have to worry about me. Jack said
No
I firmly said that since you have come to this point, there is absolutely no reason to kick you away now
I guess you'll say that
Jack smiled and said with confidence
If I were the kind of person who was so heartless and unresponsible, I think you wouldn't consider marrying me at all
Oh? Aren't you considered a mixed-minded person?
Jack also raised his head and drank a beer
Oh~~ah~~~ Her bra and her breasts were slightly separated. I strengthened 10 million times from the slightest shadow change, and then strengthened it with the database comparison, and finally got the picture I wanted!
I.．I really want to suck it in one mouthful~~ Me? I just can't tell who I like more, but I never like it all at once and don't want it all at once, and I still regret it after doing it
I can actually say such words, which shows that human brain power is really endless
The bad analyzer God gave last time was definitely a bad product!
Dry!
Being blinded by God!
That's all, at most you can say you're flirtatious
I'm fickle? I just fell in love with two girls at the same time without realizing it. Do you think I'm fickle? Then I agree too
I said I drank all the beer in my hand in one sip, and then opened another can.
Well, think about it carefully, I really can't say you are fickle Jack said
Just know
Why do I know?
Jack said I don't want to know, it's not my business
Because you are my wife! I said with a smile
Really, I wouldn't marry you if I had known it, so I'd like to make fun of you
After a pause, she said again, "I won't sleep with Yang Ying anymore, I want to sleep in your bed."．．sleep.．sleep.．My bed?
I stuttered
That's right! Sleep in your bed, but.．．Unfortunately, your mouth is so bad that you have to punish you for sleeping outside today!
Jack said that, and turned back to the room. Haha, okay! I asked myself! I pretended to be helpless.
I really spent my wedding night on the balcony! It’s so miserable!
The next day, I woke up and covered myself with a quilt. I guess Jack covered me with it at night.
As for Yang Ying, she just slept until almost noon before she woke up. Jack and I had already woken up at that time.
The next day, the sun shone brightly, Jack said he didn't sleep well and wouldn't go out to play with us
In fact, everyone knows that she wants to be alone with Yang Ying
Of course we two wouldn't be polite. We wanted her to have more rest? Let's take a break, and then go out to play.
Since it is not a holiday, there are not many people in various attractions. Yang Ying and I have been here many times, so we didn't go around. In the end, we went to Xiaowan to play in the water. It's more practical.
Yang Ying was wearing a black bikini today, which made her slender figure look more perfect and charming. This reminded me of the refreshing feeling of being pierced by countless jealous eyes in Tamsui when I first met her.
Today she appeared in a swimsuit, which was the focus of men and women's attention on the beach.
Yang Ying's good figure is eye-catching even if she wears a one-piece swimsuit, let alone wearing such an exposed three-point swimsuit
In addition to having a proud figure, another key point is to have a good skin
If you have a lot of freckles and black moles on your body, no matter how good your figure is, I don’t think you dare to show it.
The third key is face eggs
You must be suspicious, why not wear a bikini or not?
Don't doubt it!
Think about it, when you approach a girl with a beautiful figure, smooth and charming skin, wearing a bikini, just as you opened your mouth to catch up with him, suddenly a pig face turned around and you tried to SayHi~ and even forced a disgusting smile.．．h!
Mugd!
If you can't pretend to say hello to the air person behind her on the spot, I admire you!
You're a good scout
Fortunately, Yang Ying scored high in these three points, so she attracted the attention of women.
But if you walk with such a super beautiful young woman, you must be quite mentally prepared
If you are ugly, people will say that a flower is placed on cow dung
Would you be fine if you look good?
Hehe, people will say, look, that cowherd is really disgusting
What if it's not ugly or handsome?
Rest assured!
No!
People will treat you as her driver, treat you as air, completely ignore your existence
We sat on the beach for a short minute, and I received a look of scolding me for cow dung less than a hundred times.
If I hadn't had my high EQ cultivation, I would have probably been ashamed to death or buried my head under the sand
The biggest regret is that there is no 0.0001 eyes that are calling me a disgusting cowherd, and I have a remnant thought.．．Nobita~~Help me apply sunscreen oil Yang Ying said
Oh, OK
I said it plainly, but I felt so happy.
When I poured out the sunscreen oil, I helped Yang Ying start to wipe it from her shoulders
I secretly paid attention to the movements on the beach. At least a dozen men could not hold their chins open and put them away.
There are also several women who look unbearable to see it
I wiped it slowly, enjoying the pleasure of being poisoned by jealous and contemptuous eyes
Yang Ying also asked me to untie the thin belts and apply lotion. Several ripples of water vapor rose on the beach. It was because my saliva dripped onto the hot sand and evaporated.
It's rare to have the opportunity to taste a woman's skin in detail like this
It was a tender but elastic touch, smooth and seemed to be able to pinch water, an invisible seduction, teasing my hands
When I wiped my armpits, my fingertips naturally passed through Yang Ying's breasts that were squeezed to the side. The elasticity of my breasts was far better than that of my skin.
I touched it back and forth several times, it was so good!
It feels so good to be shot by jealous eyes!
I wiped it all the way to her buttocks. The small bikini only covered the chrysanthemum crack. Most of my butt was allowed to be rubbed and rubbed. I not only applied sunscreen lotion, but also took the opportunity to eat tofu and massage.
It feels so comfortable~~ Yang Ying said that it feels so good to serve people!
Yes! Queen
I said, but I didn't say it, I felt even more happy!
When I applied it between my legs, I took the opportunity to point fingers at her most sensitive parts with my fingers
Oh! Hee.．You are so unbearable, you're poking around!
Yang Ying laughed and scolded
Oh! Accident! Accident! The lotion is too slippery and it slips over by accident! I said
Nonsense, just lust is lustful, shameless Yang Ying said
I stuck out my tongue and continued to help her wipe it
After applying the back and changing the front, I thought I could help her apply it again, but she snatched the lotion and started applying it himself
Damn it!
After all, it's a lack of experience!
Why did I forget that I only wiped the back in the TV movies!
Next time I will definitely improve my skills, apply it slowly, and eat it slowly.．I have no choice but to apply sunscreen oil myself
In the afternoon, I was on this beach, and I was flirting with each other, receiving a vicious eye massage
(I have upgraded and accumulated so many experiences. It is difficult not to upgrade. The vicious eyes are no longer enough to penetrate me. It feels so good when it is helping me massage!) When the sun falls to sea level, Yang Ying holds my arm and sits on the beach.
My hands were still wandering restlessly inside Yang Ying's thighs
Each of us is a can of cold cans of soda. I feed her and she feeds me. It feels so happy.
It would be great if Yijing was there too!
No! If Jack could do this, it would be even more perfect!
Depend on!
I suddenly cursed!
What's wrong?
Yang Ying was shocked
On my head.．．I pointed at my head with a slight face
On your head.．．Wow! Ha! Ha.．．．Defecation! Bird defecation!
Yang Ying laughed
‘Damn! It must be the meteor god, the shameless old ass in the room!’ I cursed myself secretly
The romantic, warm and happy atmosphere was destroyed on the spot.
I rushed to the sea to wash my hair, but when I came back, Yang Ying kept laughing.
Hello~ Have you laughed enough?
I pretended to be angry, but in fact, what's even more angry is that I'm angry with the dead boy chicken meteor god
Ha ha.．．Wait for me for three seconds.ha.．．Yang Yingke smiled for another ten seconds
You are so lucky! Go and buy lottery tickets! Yang Ying said
OK! I'll sign your measurements, weight, height, and it's exactly six digits. I said
What depth? Yang Ying asked
That's the depth below you!
I bent down and approached, don't move! I'll look at it now
Wow! You are so lustful! Pervert! ~~ Yang Ying ran away with a smile. I don’t care. You want to collect things. I asked myself that my legs were running slowly. I had no plans to start chasing. I packed up my things and went back to the hotel.
At night, Jack was taking a shower, and I ran to the balcony to drink beer and watch the shooting stars
Nobita
Yang Ying is out too
Um
Are you ready? Yang Ying asked
I.．．Any plans? Yang Ying asked
I shake the beer can, and I'm in awesome
Are you ready to meet Sister Jing? Yang Ying asked again
Even if there is only one in ten thousand chance, I still ask him to come back
I didn't answer the question
Then what do you want to ask for? Yang Ying said
I don't know if it works, but.．．I'll try to say
Do you want me to help you?
No, no
I paused and said if I still need your help in this matter, wouldn’t I be too inferior?
Yang Ying looked like she was approving
That's it! I pinched the beer can I just drank.
A month later, I was finally ready to meet Yijing
What kind of dream wedding?
Think about it, when Yang Ying invited her dad to act as Jack's parent, took Jack on the red carpet, and handed it to me
What picture will this be?
A gangster brother was wearing a white suit and led a girl across the red carpet. There were a bunch of bodyguards wearing black suits and sunglasses, and his hands were in his pockets. There were a bunch of younger brothers who were not qualified to wear suits outside.
Then looking out, a bunch of police officers were supervising from afar, afraid that this group of people would engage in some bad activities
It's almost impossible for SNG to broadcast a live broadcast
Imagine this kind of scene, I think everyone should understand why Yijing's family has never had a quarrel?
Of course it was because of Yijing's stopping, not because he was afraid of the underworld!
Just say that you won’t really believe it’s so simple, right?
After the church came out, it was a flower throw as usual
What a Jack, the accuracy of throwing the bouquet is unparalleled!
The bride's bouquet flew straight to an Opasanzi, who was cleaning outside, wearing a hat and wearing a flower-faced towel, picked it up!
Oh my God!
Is this asking someone Obasan to marry again?
Then we got on the car for our honeymoon
All of this is OK, but the only difference is that our honeymoon is not just me and Jack, but Yang Ying!
So you can know that this wedding can be said to be Jack marrying me instead of Yang Ying, and then I will live a newly married life with Yang Ying.
Even the child has asked Jack to replace Yang Yinghuai
Because time is tight, we have not arranged a honeymoon abroad, so we just went around the country.
I drive myself, quite free
On the first day we went to Kenting, which was the first time I had an intimate relationship with Yang Ying.
I really miss that time, my first time!
Who would have thought that after that breaking my body, I would get married less than a year later!
He actually married my first woman!
Um.．．I have never figured out which relationship between them is the mother and who is T.．．But my wife is not the real wife, but the wife's woman is the real underground wife
This doesn't matter, what's important is, tonight, whose bed should I go to on my wedding night?
Oh! I accidentally leaked out the little evil thoughts in my heart!
I think someone must be starting to fantasize that I was driving a car with two beauties on a trip, one was my wife and the other was my mistress. At night, I must have enjoyed the blessing of all the people.
To be honest, I miss it very much, but the facts can never be as good as fantasy. Fantasy is always beautiful, but reality is cruel
I can only say, "I can sleep early and sleep with you"!
But looking at Jack who just took a shower and only wore pajamas, and Yang Ying who took off all her underwear and was about to take a shower. Although just from the visual sense, Yang Ying had a very good figure, with long legs bulging, smooth skin and bright eyes, but that damn gynecologist said that the most important organ of lovemaking for humans is between the ears.
I was imagining the charming figure under Jack's nightgown, ah~~ That's really itchy and untouchable.
Another damn writer said: A wife is not as good as a concubine, and it is better to steal, and it is better not to steal than to steal!
Today I really want to steal my wife, but.．．Alas~ Whose wife wants to steal like me?
Can anyone think that the first night of my newlywed honeymoon trip was when I slept alone!
Because Yang Ying said she was afraid that I would do anything tonight, she ran to sleep with Jack, which was enough!
I can't help but miss the night of Yijing's birthday. In order to avoid being secretly eaten by Yijing, Yang Ying implemented the "drying plan" in the living room in order to avoid being secretly eaten by Yijing.
Damn it, I just thought about it now! I forgot to prepare two bottles of strong wine to get the two of them drunk!
If they could get the two of them drunk, even if they didn’t dare to really get Jack, they would be fine if they secretly snatched, ate tofu, and then ended with Yang Ying!
Alas~~ I am not only colored but not brave, but also colored but not brainy. If I had thought of this earlier, I would be more confident if I even prepared some pills.
pity.．．．It’s so pitiful~~The night is long, and I can only raise a cannon to respect Yue Niang.．．It was really boring at night. They both went to bed early after being tired for a day. Although I was tired, I couldn't sleep.
So I went out to hang out on the street. The nights in Kenting are actually very lively. There are still many Pubs open in the middle of the night, and people are coming and going, just like the night market.
Li ～ bi ～ D?
I was reading a strange sign, what is this for? It looks like a Pub
I walked in curiously and saw that it was indeed a Pub
Since I came, I would be at the bartender at the bar and chatted with him.
Hey, can you please ask, what does the word your signature mean? I asked
Oh, Libid~~, it's just sexual impulse! The bartender said
ah!
A completely unexpected answer
Seeing your face full of stool, you must be dissatisfied with desire, so you are attracted by this word
The bartender said that you were affected by Libid when you came in, so you were right when you came!
ah?
I'm speechless
It really hit the nail on my pain
This bartender has indeed seen countless people and has a super stunning vision.
Hehe, right!
The bartender said that you must be unable to eat, you have a stomach full of sperm so you can't sleep. The standard colored and gallbladder type
!$@#?&Fire#!
Tell me to you.．．The bartender's mysterious tricks I leaned my head over. There are students on the floor, counter lady, models, and mainland girls. You are satisfied with everything you have! And, if you like Western food, we have the Eight-Nation Alliance, or if you like third-sex.．．The bartender looked around and waited for me for ten minutes
Oh my God! The bartender almost scared me tossed out the wine in my mouth!
Guaranteed to be high-end~really!
The bartender continues to promote it. Today I like Libido. If you want it, I will give you a 20% discount!
profit.．Compare.．Spend?
Oh, that's my name~~ The bartender said it's Libid~ Well.．Thanks.．Thanks.No.．No.．I quickly finished my drink, took out my money, and ran away from Pub
My God!
No matter how crazy I am, I will never go with that bartender!
Bad~ I bought a pack of cigarettes, half a dozen beer and a few snacks, so I quickly went back to the hotel
I walked into the room and went out to the balcony
Lying comfortably on the lounge chair on the balcony, holding a cigarette and looking at the stars in the sky, I remembered Yijing
Don't know how she is doing?
Yijing said that when I meet Jack and I get married, what should I say to her then?
I didn't want to see her before, and I hoped to see her every day
Now that I have reached this point, I can probably see her, but I hesitated because I don’t know what to say to her.
I know I hope she will come back, but what should I say?
After hurting her, she shamelessly asked her to follow me without any name?
It is often played on TV. The male protagonist pretends to be dead, and looks like a bird that is not enough to be lacking. Then he kneels down with his legs holding her, or goes to the rooftop of the building to pretend to jump off the building. Otherwise, he goes to the beach to soak in water and commits suicide. Then the female protagonist can't help but forgive him, and then he rolls around in the sea with his arms, cheap audience eyes, and eats cheap ice cream.
However, most of these kinds of dramas are TV series from Qiong Yao or Hua series that I hate. I don’t watch enough or carefully enough, and I can’t learn it.
It’s really ‘I hate the little when I use the book, but I only know the short when I’m so angry.’ If I knew it, I would study it more. Maybe I can also learn some stingy dialogues, or practice the unique skills of ‘three seconds of red eyes and ten seconds of crying’, and crying first and win first
Anyway, there is nothing to do!
Alas~ 'Huh? Meteor!' A meteor crossed the sky
By the way!
There seems to be a meteor shower recently, and there is light damage here, so I haven't noticed it for so long. Only this super bright one I saw
It would be perfect if you could make a wish to the meteor and realize it
Then what wish should I make?
Yijing returns to me?
It seems to be too polite
Then add one: Jack will also surrender to the crotch!
Hahaha.．Not bad, yes.．．Another one is added: Three women serve one husband together, sleep together with a big quilt, and are happy every day like a god!
‘Dong!’ ‘Damn! Who knocked me?’ ‘It’s me, the meteor god!’ ‘Why are you hitting me?’ I asked
‘Wow! I have been a god for hundreds of thousands of years, let alone 4P, I haven’t even broken a virgin yet. You like happiness like a god, so I’ll exchange it with you, I’ll play 4P and you’ll be a god!’ The Meteor God seems very angry
'you.．yes.．Virgin?’ ‘Do you have to ask such an embarrassing question? Fuck! I will hit you! The shooting stars in the sky are broken!’ ‘Wow! I dare not! I won’t ask anymore.．．’'S’The floor-to-ceiling window behind me was opened
Can't sleep?
It's Jack's voice
Um.．Haven't you been asleep? I said
I'm asleep, but Yang Ying's teeth grinding her to wake me up. Jack said with a smile
Hehe, aren't you used to grinding her teeth?
I've been together for so long, but I'll be awakened because of this
Try to let her grind in your ears
Haha, no need, I'm afraid that I can lose ten kilograms in one night, so I'll be skinny and boneless
Ah? What to say? Jack asked
Goosebumps keep falling, I'll say at least ten kilograms after one night.
hehe.．Your mouth is so poisonous.．Are you afraid that I will report to her?
Alas~~ What else can I say when my wife wants to hit her husband?
It's good for me to eat oral tofu
You are really.．The mouth is so ill-ethical Jack says
I shrugged my shoulders, looking helpless
Come to the beer bar? I asked
Yes, OK
Cheers!
Cheers!
After a large mouthful of cold beer, it slightly extinguished the desire and suppressed the lovesickness.
It's so strange, you're my wife, I said
Haha, you are mine too.．husband
Yes, who wants it?
I said, seriously, I always thought you should hate me. Why?
You are lace, I snatched your Yang Ying again that day in the hospital.．．This way you don't hate me? Well.．It seems like I should hate you
Jack said, but the expression on his face was quite ambiguous and weird
Yes, yes? Could it be that you hid a knife in your clothes, and you will take it out to kill my husband while I am drunk? I joked
I've been caught! Did you find out? I knew I should carry a pistol
Jack easily took my joke
hehe.．．So what to do now?
I can't kill you, so I'll get you drunk, I don't have to be punished if you're drunk, Jack said
Oh? But it's hard for me to get drunk if I only have half a dozen beers
That.．．See if a meteor will fall from the sky and kill you!
Jack obviously saw the shooting stars, too
Ha ha.．．If it is hit by a meteor, I will be happy to die.．．Fuck! Oh~ It hurts so much!
Something suddenly hit me in the head
What's wrong with you? Jack asked nervously
What's this?
I asked by pressing my head with one hand and pointing to a wooden clog on the ground with the other hand.
Ah sorry!
The sound came from above that was my clogs! Sorry, did you hit you? Ｅ＠Ｅ? %Hello~ Have you made a mistake? －I held my anger and said
That's right! How could my wife make it wrong?
The person upstairs said again, sir, are you having a concussion? You speak weirdly
＄％＃!
＠?# It’s so lucky. You can even hit the clogs on the balcony upstairs until you fall down and hit me. I am really.．．I didn't say you, I'm fine, I'm saying
It's okay, can you please throw my clogs on it?
OK, please
I threw the clogs on it
Thanks!
Dry!
Just now, the real meteor god must have appeared and invaded my head, but now I am really caught!
Break you, the dead boy!
I don’t believe in evil, you will come back if you have the affinity!
‘Dang!’ A vase fell from my feet!
Wow! So scary! Sorry, Meteor God, I was wrong! I dare not!
I looked back at Jack, but found that she was lying on the small coffee table with a smile
She fell down the vase
hey-hey.．．I am really.．．Ha ha.．．God's punishment.．What a God's reprimand! Jack said
Ha ha.．．I couldn't help laughing, either
After laughing for a long time, we could stop laughing
Have you figured out what to do after finding Yijing? Jack lay on the railing and asked
Wow, please help me. You put your round and upright butt on my face. How do you ask me to think?
Although I really want to reach out and touch it, I know if I touch it, it would be a big deal.
So I had to stand up and lie on the railings as well
But when I lay up, my nose bleeding almost spurted
Because I looked over with my head, the scenery was even more charming
Jack's nightgown is loose, and I can almost fully enjoy the beautiful scenery of her peaks and deep valley from the neckline.
At least I can clearly see the lace pattern of her light blue bra
Although the lights are dim, my brain can automatically fill up the light and add color, strengthen the contrast, and finally ZmIn automatically to enlarge the most charming scenery in my brain to the limit
Don't know yet
I shook the beer can in my hand, raised my head and drank half of the can, suppressing my original desire
You know you don't have to worry about me. Jack said
No
I firmly said that since you have come to this point, there is absolutely no reason to kick you away now
I guess you'll say that
Jack smiled and said with confidence
If I were the kind of person who was so heartless and unresponsible, I think you wouldn't consider marrying me at all
Oh? Aren't you considered a mixed-minded person?
Jack also raised his head and drank a beer
Oh~~ah~~~ Her bra and her breasts were slightly separated. I strengthened 10 million times from the slightest shadow change, and then strengthened it with the database comparison, and finally got the picture I wanted!
I.．I really want to suck it in one mouthful~~ Me? I just can't tell who I like more, but I never like it all at once and don't want it all at once, and I still regret it after doing it
I can actually say such words, which shows that human brain power is really endless
The bad analyzer God gave last time was definitely a bad product!
Dry!
Being blinded by God!
That's all, at most you can say you're flirtatious
I'm fickle? I just fell in love with two girls at the same time without realizing it. Do you think I'm fickle? Then I agree too
I said I drank all the beer in my hand in one sip, and then opened another can.
Well, think about it carefully, I really can't say you are fickle Jack said
Just know
Why do I know?
Jack said I don't want to know, it's not my business
Because you are my wife! I said with a smile
Really, I wouldn't marry you if I had known it, so I'd like to make fun of you
After a pause, she said again, "I won't sleep with Yang Ying anymore, I want to sleep in your bed."．．sleep.．sleep.．My bed?
I stuttered
That's right! Sleep in your bed, but.．．Unfortunately, your mouth is so bad that you have to punish you for sleeping outside today!
Jack said that, and turned back to the room. Haha, okay! I asked myself! I pretended to be helpless.
I really spent my wedding night on the balcony! It’s so miserable!
The next day, I woke up and covered myself with a quilt. I guess Jack covered me with it at night.
As for Yang Ying, she just slept until almost noon before she woke up. Jack and I had already woken up at that time.
The next day, the sun shone brightly, Jack said he didn't sleep well and wouldn't go out to play with us
In fact, everyone knows that she wants to be alone with Yang Ying
Of course we two wouldn't be polite. We wanted her to have more rest? Let's take a break, and then go out to play.
Since it is not a holiday, there are not many people in various attractions. Yang Ying and I have been here many times, so we didn't go around. In the end, we went to Xiaowan to play in the water. It's more practical.
Yang Ying was wearing a black bikini today, which made her slender figure look more perfect and charming. This reminded me of the refreshing feeling of being pierced by countless jealous eyes in Tamsui when I first met her.
Today she appeared in a swimsuit, which was the focus of men and women's attention on the beach.
Yang Ying's good figure is eye-catching even if she wears a one-piece swimsuit, let alone wearing such an exposed three-point swimsuit
In addition to having a proud figure, another key point is to have a good skin
If you have a lot of freckles and black moles on your body, no matter how good your figure is, I don’t think you dare to show it.
The third key is face eggs
You must be suspicious, why not wear a bikini or not?
Don't doubt it!
Think about it, when you approach a girl with a beautiful figure, smooth and charming skin, wearing a bikini, just as you opened your mouth to catch up with him, suddenly a pig face turned around and you tried to SayHi~ and even forced a disgusting smile.．．h!
Mugd!
If you can't pretend to say hello to the air person behind her on the spot, I admire you!
You're a good scout
Fortunately, Yang Ying scored high in these three points, so she attracted the attention of women.
But if you walk with such a super beautiful young woman, you must be quite mentally prepared
If you are ugly, people will say that a flower is placed on cow dung
Would you be fine if you look good?
Hehe, people will say, look, that cowherd is really disgusting
What if it's not ugly or handsome?
Rest assured!
No!
People will treat you as her driver, treat you as air, completely ignore your existence
We sat on the beach for a short minute, and I received a look of scolding me for cow dung less than a hundred times.
If I hadn't had my high EQ cultivation, I would have probably been ashamed to death or buried my head under the sand
The biggest regret is that there is no 0.0001 eyes that are calling me a disgusting cowherd, and I have a remnant thought.．．Nobita~~Help me apply sunscreen oil Yang Ying said
Oh, OK
I said it plainly, but I felt so happy.
When I poured out the sunscreen oil, I helped Yang Ying start to wipe it from her shoulders
I secretly paid attention to the movements on the beach. At least a dozen men could not hold their chins open and put them away.
There are also several women who look unbearable to see it
I wiped it slowly, enjoying the pleasure of being poisoned by jealous and contemptuous eyes
Yang Ying also asked me to untie the thin belts and apply lotion. Several ripples of water vapor rose on the beach. It was because my saliva dripped onto the hot sand and evaporated.
It's rare to have the opportunity to taste a woman's skin in detail like this
It was a tender but elastic touch, smooth and seemed to be able to pinch water, an invisible seduction, teasing my hands
When I wiped my armpits, my fingertips naturally passed through Yang Ying's breasts that were squeezed to the side. The elasticity of my breasts was far better than that of my skin.
I touched it back and forth several times, it was so good!
It feels so good to be shot by jealous eyes!
I wiped it all the way to her buttocks. The small bikini only covered the chrysanthemum crack. Most of my butt was allowed to be rubbed and rubbed. I not only applied sunscreen lotion, but also took the opportunity to eat tofu and massage.
It feels so comfortable~~ Yang Ying said that it feels so good to serve people!
Yes! Queen
I said, but I didn't say it, I felt even more happy!
When I applied it between my legs, I took the opportunity to point fingers at her most sensitive parts with my fingers
Oh! Hee.．You are so unbearable, you're poking around!
Yang Ying laughed and scolded
Oh! Accident! Accident! The lotion is too slippery and it slips over by accident! I said
Nonsense, just lust is lustful, shameless Yang Ying said
I stuck out my tongue and continued to help her wipe it
After applying the back and changing the front, I thought I could help her apply it again, but she snatched the lotion and started applying it himself
Damn it!
After all, it's a lack of experience!
Why did I forget that I only wiped the back in the TV movies!
Next time I will definitely improve my skills, apply it slowly, and eat it slowly.．I have no choice but to apply sunscreen oil myself
In the afternoon, I was on this beach, and I was flirting with each other, receiving a vicious eye massage
(I have upgraded and accumulated so many experiences. It is difficult not to upgrade. The vicious eyes are no longer enough to penetrate me. It feels so good when it is helping me massage!) When the sun falls to sea level, Yang Ying holds my arm and sits on the beach.
My hands were still wandering restlessly inside Yang Ying's thighs
Each of us is a can of cold cans of soda. I feed her and she feeds me. It feels so happy.
It would be great if Yijing was there too!
No! If Jack could do this, it would be even more perfect!
Depend on!
I suddenly cursed!
What's wrong?
Yang Ying was shocked
On my head.．．I pointed at my head with a slight face
On your head.．．Wow! Ha! Ha.．．．Defecation! Bird defecation!
Yang Ying laughed
‘Damn! It must be the meteor god, the shameless old ass in the room!’ I cursed myself secretly
The romantic, warm and happy atmosphere was destroyed on the spot.
I rushed to the sea to wash my hair, but when I came back, Yang Ying kept laughing.
Hello~ Have you laughed enough?
I pretended to be angry, but in fact, what's even more angry is that I'm angry with the dead boy chicken meteor god
Ha ha.．．Wait for me for three seconds.ha.．．Yang Yingke smiled for another ten seconds
You are so lucky! Go and buy lottery tickets! Yang Ying said
OK! I'll sign your measurements, weight, height, and it's exactly six digits. I said
What depth? Yang Ying asked
That's the depth below you!
I bent down and approached, don't move! I'll look at it now
Wow! You are so lustful! Pervert! ~~ Yang Ying ran away with a smile. I don’t care. You want to collect things. I asked myself that my legs were running slowly. I had no plans to start chasing. I packed up my things and went back to the hotel.
At night, Jack was taking a shower, and I ran to the balcony to drink beer and watch the shooting stars
Nobita
Yang Ying is out too
Um
Are you ready? Yang Ying asked
I.．．Any plans? Yang Ying asked
I shake the beer can, and I'm in awesome
Are you ready to meet Sister Jing? Yang Ying asked again
Even if there is only one in ten thousand chance, I still ask him to come back
I didn't answer the question
Then what do you want to ask for? Yang Ying said
I don't know if it works, but.．．I'll try to say
Do you want me to help you?
No, no
I paused and said if I still need your help in this matter, wouldn’t I be too inferior?
Yang Ying looked like she was approving
That's it! I pinched the beer can I just drank.
A month later, I was finally ready to meet Yijing
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