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Chapter 1 From Naihe Bridge to the Starry Sea

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Speaking of which, since I died, I have been quite unlucky!

It was the fake Mengpo soup at the beginning!

At that time, the Meng Po looked quite young and had a very kind attitude. Seeing me picking up the bowl, she promised me that although it was her first day at work, the soup was absolutely of quality and quantity, and after drinking it, she would have amnesia on the spot!

Seeing that she had such a good service attitude, it was not convenient to refuse at that time. Moreover, there were old people lined up behind her, and they were shouting that I should not be too lazy. Everyone was busy and was rushing to reincarnate.

Then what?

Yes, I lost my memory on the spot, but I just lost my memory on the spot!

The next day, the memory was completely back!

Harmful!

Actually, I can't be sure if it was the next day

Anyway, after I finished drinking the medicine, my eyes went dark. What I remembered after that was that I saw something lit up. At this time, I felt something was wrong!

It’s bright, but why do I think the people around me, the bed, and the lights are so big?

I was about to figure out where I was, but I didn’t know which bitch I had. I sucked my butt a few times with my hands!

Give me pain!

That was awkward on the spot!

It's really embarrassing!

Oh, the one who slapped me was a nurse. She saw my eyes squirming and didn't say anything. She didn't cry like other children, thinking there was something wrong with my trachea or something.

I said where are you like this?

Oh, if I don’t make a sound, you will just spank me!

Then I'll try to hit you too!

Harmful!

Anyway, I still feel a little uncomfortable when I think about this. I don’t think she abuses children, but I think that as a big man who has lived for more than 20 years, I was spanked by a strange woman in one hand and was beaten to tears!

Others may think it's nothing, but I still feel a little disappointed

Speaking of this, it’s so weird that stupid Meng Po!

You said you were at least trained and then started a job?

I just boil fake medicine when I start working, so who can stand it?

My affairs with the woman are not over yet!

You said that if I really lost my memory on the spot, I wouldn’t feel so sad when I was naked!

You said that you asked me, a great young man from the 21st century, to such a strange world, to meet such a pair of unlucky parents, and to provide amnesia services before reincarnation, what's the matter?

This world is really weird to me to a certain extent. Why is such a weird world still running as usual and there is no major problem? I haven't understood this yet

As a big man in my previous life, although I couldn't say I was a feminist, I still basically recognized gender equality.

As a result, it was okay to let the girls catch any good things. The man is really depressed to live here.

I started when I was spanked by the nurse. Later I realized that the one who hit me was a doctor. The two men next to me were all kinds of bosses, politicians, heads of state, etc. The nurse had met with all the well-known figures. Qing Yishuier was all women.

As for the current male head of the head of the country, as far as I know in this world for more than ten years, the number is as many as the female presidents of M Country I have seen in my previous life.

Another thing that makes me uncomfortable is the fucking reincarnation system of the underworld

What will be the good and evil that have been promised will eventually be rewarded with the heavenly path and good reincarnation?

The four good young people in my previous life did not steal or rob, and studied hard, and never killed a chicken.

If you don’t talk about accumulating virtue and doing good deeds, at least you have no merits or mistakes?

But why did I get into such a pair of unlucky parents?

My mother's job is simply the one sold on the street, the lowest-end one.

As for my dad, a useless man, I basically do something to sell my mom. As for how I determine that the man who died last year was my dad, not someone else, this is what I have to say, so when I was one or two years old, I started to wonder what happened.

In this world, in a nutshell, it can be said that it is a female honor, but not a female honor.

The balance, or imbalance of the status of men and women, is very subtle

It took me several years to figure out the reason why my dad was able to command my mom so much because of something called management rights

This thing is very strange. Simply put, after every woman gets married, she has to accept the man's tame and training. I don't understand the training process very well now. After all, others don't talk about this with me, a young man in his early 10s.

But in short, after this, the man is basically considered a female owner and has the right to manage her body

Without the man's permission, no one can touch the woman's body; but if the man allows it, what if it does?

This is my parents' business: if the man gives permission, the person who is licensed can move the woman's body as permitted. Regardless of whether the woman wants or not, she must cooperate properly.

It is said that if you don't cooperate, the consequences will be serious

Management rights are not an isolated case of my parents. As far as I know, it is generally the case between men and women who are married here.

I can understand that women are very strong in this world. In this world, men are weak, and adult men usually have a height of 110-130cm. I don’t know if I have drunk fake Mengpo soup, not only does it bring me all my brains in my previous life, but also has abnormal precocious body

This year is my 13th year of coming here, I am 13 years old, and I am now 132cm, which is quite normal, right?

A normal ghost!

I am a big man, and most adult men are not as tall as me!

But women in this world are about the same height as those in my previous life when they are adults, usually around 150-170cm

My miserable parents only care about my food, and have fulfilled some responsibilities for raising me.

As for other education, I can only say

I learned to speak from them, but I still have to learn to read by myself

Over the years, I have read some common history of this world intermittently. The description of the social division of labor on the human mother planet in the primitive period probably means that since ancient times, violence has been carried out by women, such as war, war, and war.

A great man has a real insight!

Isn't this just something out of the gun?

The position of women in this world is really caused by a sword and a shot.

Although it is difficult for me to judge how high this civilization is, according to the technological level, this is a civilization that can conduct interstellar navigation!

And the place I have been in for more than ten years is just a slum in a corner in a city in one of the galaxies of one of the empires of this human civilization!

It is really a bit embarrassing for me to judge the level of civilization that can be interstellar colonized.

In this world, when men meet women, they usually nod and bow, and they also speak with respectful titles. But the weird thing is that once they get married, the man will have a little bit of a master, at least he is the master of his own woman.

So the question is, the woman is so strong, why do she have to make such a master for herself?

Why did my mother marry my dad back then?

Only ghosts know about this now

My dad died last year, and not long after, my mom also left the ball and ran away. I don’t know if he died or went to some other ghost place. It’s possible that

Anyway, I haven't found anything to eat for almost two days now

Actually, I wouldn't have fallen to this point. I could still earn a bite of food by myself no matter what, but I really shouldn't believe the lies of Lao Xu and ran to this high-level residential area to find something.

Lao Xu is a man who sells little yellow books on my street, and there are also some serious books. The dilapidated "General History of Galaxy Civilization" I read before was dug out from under his bed.

In short, Lao Xu is considered my emotional father. When he was three years old, he teased me with the little yellow book. I was like reading the heavenly book at first, and I didn’t know a single word. He even pointed at the words on it and taught me to recognize it.

I am happy to learn from him, it is always good for someone to teach me to read.

But when I was four years old, I casually talked to him about the postures in a little yellow book called "The Secret History of the Empress", and after a few comments, he cooperated to perform what it means to be a ghost to me.

Hahahahaha, when he taught me to read Xiao Huang’s book in a nasty way, he didn’t expect it to be today?

Hahahahahaha!

But no matter what, whether it is the same smell or a friend of mine for a long time, he treats me well, and has found some warmth in this absurd world.

But now I haven't figured out the origin of Old Xu, I didn't ask, he didn't say it; it seemed that he didn't know why I could talk to him about the position of entering the back at the age of 4, he didn't ask, and I didn't say it all the time.

There are so many things I don’t understand about this world. The various gray and black and violence I have seen since childhood in the slums have also made me wary of this world too much

If I were asked to make another choice today, I would talk to Lao Xu about how I was wasting my life when I was a great young man in the 21st century.

But there is no chance

I don't know who Lao Xu's enemy is, or why he was killed. His past has never been mentioned to me, just like my past has never been mentioned to him.

When I arrived at his house the day before yesterday, he just leaned against the toilet with a long knife inserted into his abdomen

Now there is still a dry token in my hand with vertical eyes printed on it. The blood on his hand when he handed it to me before he died

He didn't say anything else, but asked me to leave the city immediately and take my token to the higher residential area to find this Tianli Pavilion

Then he swallowed

Now I just hope that he can meet a more reliable Meng Po at the end of the Huangquan Road and not be punished again like me

From my slum to this high-level residential area, all the money I could find when I rummaged through the boxes and cabinets of Lao Xu's house. In addition to the dozen star coins I saved over the years, I could only make up the 100 tickets I needed for the ticket.

Yesterday I only ate two steamed buns in the high-end area, and I spent my last star coin.

I don’t know if Meng Po on the road to Huangquan of Lao Xutou is reliable. I only know if I can’t get to the Tianli Hall today. I will know soon whether Meng Po in this world is reliable or not.

This galaxy where humans live is a dual-planetary system, or this planet called Earth, the satellite is too large to cover the entire sky of the Earth

Where I used to be a slum was a planet with inferior residents, and where I am now is called the Sky Ball

Although the city on this celestial ball has wide streets and green green water, it is really too big

I left the airport yesterday and walked for almost 20 hours on my stomach hungry for two days before finally reaching the Tianli Hall in the suburbs

Walking into the small courtyard that is more than ten meters square, the placement in the courtyard is a bit like a dry landscape, and there is no one in it.

Wait until I was standing close to the small archway where the plaque was hanging, drinking tea, I looked really embarrassed at this moment, with tattered clothes and messy hair, and my face was stained from the slums on the earth, like a wild dog on the outskirts of the city.

But the wild dog's intuition told me that the word "drinking tea", which is full of fuss, is associated with the Tianli Hall that Lao Xu said, and it feels like I have something big to do.

Two 180+ guards at the door looked down on me for a long time, staring at me so hard that they were really angry, but when I showed the token, they didn't ask, just nodded and made way.

Although they have good figures, I was so hungry that I was dizzy. I really didn't have the strength to see what their faces looked like. I only remember wearing high heels and black stockings

A woman in the house is trimming her bonsai with her calves obliquely

When I saw the token I was holding in my hand when I entered the house, I stood up very politely and said: I'm negligent, it turned out to be a distinguished guest. What kind of service do I need?

I thought about the words "drinking tea" on this door, and I was so hungry that I was dizzy, so I didn't ask in detail what the service was. I just thought that eating something should not be an excessive requirement?

When the woman looked at my wild dog's shape, she probably knew it. She quietly introduced me to the elegant compartment in the inner courtyard, and said, "I'm going to wait for a moment."

One hour later, after eating and drinking, I was a little sleepy because of the two days of running around.

Fortunately, the woman who cut the bonsai knocked in the door and asked me to take a shower and rest today, and then lead me to see the master here tomorrow.

When I led me to the guest room, I remembered what she called her. She just told me to call her.

So I shouted directly, don't dare, Hello Sister Li

When Sister Li saw my poor behavior, she probably understood it very much. Then she was full of professional qualities, put her hands in front of her and bent her knees slightly, saying that she didn't dare to show off her acting skills with me, but my performance in this aspect would probably look a little awkward in her very story-prone eyes.

After entering the room where the fragrance floats, Sister Li also said goodbye and left.

I didn't close my eyes much for two days, so I took a shower like a sleepwalking, and then fell asleep on the low bed in the dark

The next day I slept until the afternoon before I woke up. I wondered if the room was equipped with surveillance. As soon as I finished washing up, I changed into a yukata for drinking tea. Someone knocked on the door and brought it to the food.

The person who delivered the food was also a beautiful sister. I found that the average appearance of the people on this celestial ball was really high. I won’t say anything about the pronunciation lady Li, but even the young lady who delivered the food was very good.

This also made me very uncomfortable. On earth, this kind of job of serving tea and water is usually men

Then Sister Li knocked on the door and entered the room, saying that she was invited to wait for a while after the meal. The owner here invited me to meet in the evening and could go to her place to drink tea and enjoy the scenery in the afternoon.

Then she consciously said something wrong and added that she could just look around casually

Sister Li probably thinks that I, a boy from the slums on earth, may not understand tea and enjoy the scenery, and are not very interested.

Humph, I can only say that you, Sister Li, are worthy of being your Sister Li, and I really understand me very much

But to be honest, I would be happy to ask me to drink the tea she made while enjoying her scenery.

But I was just not sure about the situation when I first arrived, so it would be better to act cautiously

So in the afternoon I was stuck in the house and looked through some books in the guest room. It has been 13 years, but I still have too many things to know about the world.

As for this Tianli Hall, since it comes, you will be at ease. There is too little information, and random thoughts can only increase your worries.

In the evening, the yellow cage lanterns on the corridor outside the house were swaying in the soft wind, and I finally met the master here under the guidance of Sister Li.

The master sat opposite me across the curtain, and I couldn't see her face clearly. After Sister Li handed my token in, I could only hear a magnetic and soft voice floating out of the curtain: I already know about Brother Xu. He asked you to come to find you a whereabouts. He had made great kindness to me back then. For many years, he made a promise and lost money. Since this matter was his last wish, I would naturally treat him with good food for him. Brother Jian'an. What do you think about the future?

I'm sure I'm having a big deal. Sister Li, who has said a few words to me, hasn't even asked my name. The owner behind the curtain probably knows that I've never worn underwear before I was 6 years old.

But then again, it seems that I didn't fully get involved, and I just felt that I was favored by Lao Xu.

After some consideration, I just spoke: The untouchables came here just to complete the entrusted work of Mr. Xu on his deathbed, which was originally intended to convey information, but I never thought that Mr. Xu treated me so kindly. I believe that the emperor would have his own concerns. But if the untouchables can work for this matter, I hope that I will kill Mr. Xu’s enemy one day.

The sound in the curtain floated again. No matter how true or false the affection in your words, but if you can hear him, I am very happy that Brother Xu is not anxious, and it is not something you can touch now. Today, there are just a few agents. I will ask Xiao Li to take you to choose someone to serve in bed later. I believe it is not a bad treatment for you. Mr. Xu entrusted this token to you at the end of his life. It is not to convey any news that you are a descendant of Brother Xu, but also hope that you will work hard and make progress in the future. Don't let Brother Xu down. Xiao Li take him there.

I don't know anything else now, but I'm very sure I'm really in trouble

The sister behind the curtain is probably one higher in the Galaxy Empire, and she is still a riddle with a huge amount of information.

He is an agent, a service, and diligent and diligent. Don’t let your efforts down. Whatever you do when you step on a horse?

Also, I am so fucking hard that I can support myself now, but who else can I want to serve in bed?

If you give me a beauty, I can't support you.

But what else can I do? I can only say it, yes, yes, and the untouchables surrender.

I was led to the side hall of the inner courtyard by Sister Li. When I was blown by the wind, I realized from the dizzy riddle that made people feel dizzy. Are I going to turn the pariahs over and become my master?

Regardless of what this agent means, since it is serving in bed, it should be a woman?

Since she said she would not treat you badly, I mean my soft rice is in trouble?

Since he is the agent of the Tianlizhiguan, he shouldn't be as good as Old Xu, right?

No, no, don't think about it. Although my mother has never relied on the trick from beginning to end, I still agree with what she said when I was a child: The doctor said you have a bad stomach and can only eat soft food.

It's been 13 years!

Ant race has been going on for 13 years!

It's time for me to have some good luck too!

Although she was ready to have a soft meal and she also slapped her indirectly on the way, Sister Li also generously expressed her understanding and affirmed my thoughts

But until I entered the side hall, although I was mentally prepared, their appearance still made me a little dazzled and fascinated.

I'm so stupid, really

I just know that the big sisters on the Tianqiu are very good-looking, but I never expected that the individual level could be so high!

Sister Li, who has always been full of professional qualities, was rarely a bit cramped when she saw me like a local bun: Do you want me to introduce it, or do you want to listen to their own introduction?

I hadn't fully recovered yet, so I hurriedly said: It's OK, it's OK

So Sister Li signaled slightly that the agents in the room began to introduce them one by one.

I guess they have seen this scene before. When it comes to introducing themselves, I can only say that it is extremely detailed: from whom is his surname?

Where is the current place? Are there any service history? How long legs, how thin waist, how big the chest, where is sensitive? Which taming method is suitable for after marriage? It is really very small

I was stunned at that time!

I am a great young man in the 21st century. In the past 13 years, all women who have seen the celestial ball call me a noble pariah. Where have I seen this?

So a bold idea appeared in my mind, but fortunately, I calmly considered it for a while, and decided to put my bold idea away for the time being. I changed my words and said: Can you choose anyone?

Sister Li was very understanding, so she once again had a full career qualities: Sister Xia and Sister Qing already had a master, what do you think of the others?

To be honest, in the simple and elegant side hall, there are 8 agents, except for the lack of loli, there are everything

Their names and residence actually have rich meanings, but as a local bun at that time, I could not interpret it with limited information at all.

So in the end, I just chose the agent Feng who was the one who poked my XP the most, and it can be said that he was loyal to his heart.

There is at least one thing in this world, that is, women are very tall, at least compared to men

The 8 people in the house that day, the highest one, Sister Qing introduced herself and said that the naked feet were 196cm, and my principle was to choose who was the highest, so I chose the agent Feng with 192cm naked feet.

I was so honest that time in the side hall where I was drinking tea, I was basically confused throughout the whole process. Later, I was actually dizzy in the ecstasy and excitement in my heart for a long time

Until he followed Agent Feng

After boarding the bridge with the dome on her starship, I realized that what the master here behind the curtain said was probably not a bad thing to you. What the hell was it!

I just thought she brought me a pot of soft rice for Lao Xu's sake, but I never expected that the pot was filled with TM's starry sea!