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Chapter 20: The trouble caused by the slightest

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In the hall, the boy Qi said with gratitude: Wow, fortunately they didn't have fire attack, otherwise we would be miserable.

Yin Danfeng said nervously: It’s not a solution to be trapped here, we have to think of a plan to escape.

The boy smiled strangely: What can I come up with in a moment?

Hey Yin Danfeng wondered: Why are there no movement, bastards?

Indeed, at this time, there was no sound outside the house

Boy Qi immediately said: Crab, you go and guard the back door

oh

Shan Xiang responded, picked up the remaining table feet, and walked towards the back of the hall.

I guarded the door. The boy said again: Wife, please pay attention to the windows and prevent them from coming in.

A sound of bang

Before he could finish his words, the window on the left suddenly cracked.

Tong Ziqi and others were very surprised

Immediately afterwards, four people entering from the broken window, each holding weapons.

Fucking sucks

Shan Xiang cursed and turned around and went to fight

The boy said happily: Crab, meddle in other people's business, guard your back door, these bastards let A Feng slowly slap them

No, Dan Xiang said concerned: I am afraid that my sister-in-law will suffer a loss...

Boy Qi said angrily: Wow, you are right to listen to me. If the archer rushed in, we will become a living target.

Shan Xiang suddenly realized it and responded.

At this time, Yin Danfeng held the table and fought against three, and started to fight with the person who came.

Huohuo

Huhu

The two sides are going back and forth, and the battle is very fierce

However, Jiang Long, who followed in the end, stood by the window and watched

He can get out at any time when he sees that the situation is not good.

kill

As expected, at this time, a group of people had about four or five, holding single swords and taking the opportunity to attack the back door.

Babies, seeking death

Single-Enjoy all your strength to fight those enemies

Huhu

ah

Ouch

He was better at his skills, and he made his moves on his left and right, attacked and swept the lower, and beat them to escape with their tails stomped in their arms.

At the same time, someone wanted to sneak in the gate in front of the hall, but asked the boy to repel it.

At this moment, Yin Danfeng treated the table feet as a lancet, scattered up and down, jumping around in the sword light and sabers, like beads walking on jade plates.

The boy guarding the gate, although he was worried, did not dare to go to support him.

Time took a long time, Yin Danfeng's movements gradually slowed down

oh

Oops...

Soon after, one of them was kicked out by her, and two of them were stabbed

Jiang Long found something wrong, turned around and was about to escape

A shout

Seeing that Yin Danfeng could not catch up, she immediately became wise and threw the table in her hand with all her strength.

Gudong Jiang Long was hit on the back of his head, and the pain was unbearable. He relaxed his hands and fell backwards.

Yin Danfeng stepped forward, and fed and his middle finger together, and immediately pointed his pussy

Wow, it's done well. Boy praised: Drag him over

After hearing this, Yin Danfeng took great effort to drag Jiang Long over like a dead dog.

Boy Ziqi pushed Jiang Long to the door with half of the door and whispered: Zhu Tao, open your bird's eyes, should you know this person?

Zhu Tao was stunned at first, then: Haha, he smiled and said: Do you want to threaten me with him?

The boy asked strangely: Wow, what do you think?

Jiang Long said in fear: Mr. Zhu, you can't set fire, you must not set fire, I'm still in their hands

Hehe, Boy Ziqi sneered: If you want to burn us to death, then he is the best funeral

Zhu Tao said angrily: Boy Chicken, how dare you not let anyone go?

Wow, I won't let go if I say I don't let go

Zhu Tao shouted: The surname Tong, you are simply trying to die by picking up feces with a lantern.

Don't scare people by setting firecrackers next to the coffin, it's still early, the boy said: Unless everyone outside retreats, he will be dead

Zhu Tao roared: Don't think about it, I'll tell you, no one of you three can come out alive

The boy smiled and said: Then you can try it. As long as you dare to move, he will be the first to see the King of Hell.

good

Zhu Tao said boldly: Let’s ride a donkey and read the songbook.

Just look, I'm afraid of your stupid old bird

Bang Hearing this, the boy Qira entered the house and immediately closed the door

Zhu Tao shouted outside the hall: Burn it, burn it, some corpses are burned

Shan Xiang disagreed: Listen to his shout, bluffing, you dare to set fire, the flames have already risen

Not wrong at all, no movement outside

Danxiang looked out from the crack in the window and said: Haha, they all turned into stupid birds

Wow, Boy Ziqi replied: Don't be too happy, I'm afraid this matter is still a tricky one

Yin Danfeng nodded and said: I think so too

Dan Xiang asked: What tricks are you trying to do?

Tong Ziqi replied: Obviously, no matter whether they are released or not, they will never retreat.

I don't believe it

Yin Danfeng surveillance and said: It's time to move when she wants to retreat.

Shan Xiangcao looked at her head and said: There was no movement, those bastards gathered together, as if they were about to retreat.

Boy said strangely: Wow, no matter what, we have to make the worst plan

Shan Xiang asked in surprise: Do you think they will not retreat?

Yes, the boy nodded

Dan Xiang said: Then let's take it

Yin Danfeng raised her and said: Who will suffer the loss in the end? If you don’t have food or drink, aren’t we still unlucky

It was right. Dan Xiang said deflatedly: It seems that we will suffer a loss

The boy frowned and lowered his head and said: Crab, I have all implicated you.

Dan Xiang laughed and said: What are you saying? Although we didn't kowtow, we were like brothers and sisters.

Wow, but...

Dan Xiangman didn't care and said: I understand what you mean, we are not ordinary friends. If we can live, we will all live. If we want to die, we will all die together. Why do we live a real man and why do we fear death? As long as we can die for the word "righteousness", it is worth it.

The boy said in a touching way: Wow, I didn't make you a friend in vain

Dan Xiang joked: As long as we can live out, I must think of an idea to mess with you to show my frightened heart

No problem, Boy Qi simply said

At this time, the descendant outside shouted: Boy Chicken, I count to three, if you don’t let anyone go, I will set the fire

Tong Ziqi and others looked at each other

one……

Their heartbeats slowly accelerated

two……

Solemn but no sound

The yard is so quiet that it is strange

Dan Xiang couldn't help it, so he approached the crack in the door and hurriedly said: They are digging again

Tong Ziqi also looked over and saw Zhu Tao whispering to each other, his voice was very low, and he didn't know what he was discussing?

It seems that they are going to make a decision

Dan Xiang doesn't care: It's no big deal, they have no other way except to set fire

Isn't this enough? Yin Danfeng

Suddenly, the fire flashed outside the window

Then, a sound of driving sounded from the house

Boy Qi approached the crack in the door again, looked at it and said hurriedly: Wow, they started shooting rockets

Hearing this, Yin Danfeng and Shan Xiang couldn't help but feel

An arrow was inserted under the eaves, and a sharp arrow with an oil cloth tied to its head, and the fire kept burning.

Zhu Tao in the yard said loudly: Boy Qi, you all saw it. This is just a warning. If you don’t let anyone go, this kind of rocket will shoot into the house.

The boy asked: Zhu Tao, do you want the fate of Jiang?

Zhu Tao replied toughly: I have already made it clear, how can you be too verbose? Let's die this heart as soon as possible.

Wow, OK

Zhu Tao ordered: Set fire and burn these turtle sons to death

XiūXiū

Arrows with fire came over like locusts. Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk

Haha... Zhu Tao laughed and said: Miaomiao, it’s simply amazing. Can I see if you can come out?

Jiang Long's face turned pale and shouted: Don't set fire, don't set fire...

Haha Zhu Tao's laughter shocked the sky

The boy's face was gloomy, and he couldn't tell what he was thinking?

Break...

The fire is very powerful

Yin Danfeng said in surprise: They were covered with yellow hay outside the left hall.

Dan Xiang smiled bitterly: It's really a fire now, it's out of control

Wow, the boy Qi gritted his teeth and said angrily: Zhu Tao, you guys are cruel, but don’t be too proud too early, we are going to start fighting back

Fight back quickly, I'm waiting for you outside

Boom, several sounds

This kind of fire was very scary, because the outside of the hall was covered with yellow salt and the hay was easily burned, and everything was attracted in an instant

In an instant, the fire surged into the sky

The smoke and fire surrounded the entire hall.

Dan Xiang looked at this situation and was very angry. He didn't expect that he would be buried in the fire cave after several years of exploring the martial arts world.

It's so sad

So he loudly suggested: Instead of sitting there, you might as well rush out and try it, maybe there will be a glimmer of hope.

Tongziqi replied: I don’t object to rush out, but the fire outside is extremely high. In order to avoid burns, we should wet our clothes.

Yin Danfeng glanced at him and said: There was not even a pot of water in the hall, so how could he wet his clothes?

Yes, Dan Xiang also said: Could it be that we need to urinate?

Tong Ziqi agreed: Well, this is also a way out, so let’s take off our shirts...

Yin Danfeng said unhappily: If you want to pee, I won’t do that kind of thing.

The boy Ziqi advised: Wife, it’s time to die, do you still think it’s dirty?

It's not that they think it's dirty, but...

Boy Ziqi said: Wow, but I’m sorry, right?

Yin Danfeng's cheeks flushed, and she couldn't help but lower her head

Don't be ashamed. The boy said again: In order to survive, I have to do this. If you are shy, I will use my body to help you block it.

Hearing this, Yin Danfeng had to take off her top, then take off her pants, spread her legs and squat, and urinate on her clothes.

Good luck

She's really urinating

Shan Xiang and Tong Ziqi also did it one after another, and then put on the wet clothes

Wow fuck

A smell of smell hits the nose

At this time, the fire became even bigger. Not only was it hot, but the smoke was floating in the air.

Cough cough cough... Jiang Long, who was restrained, coughed because of smoke

Not long after, Yin Danfeng also coughed

Zhu Tao said loudly: Boy Chicken, if you don’t come out again, you will really turn into a roast chicken.

Dan Xiang said anxiously: Go ahead, otherwise the three of us would be burned to death.

Wow, the boy looked outside, pondered for a while, and said: OK, but you must be behind me, and don't act alone

Danxiang, Yin Danfeng nodded

Seeing them taking action, Jiang Long hurriedly said: Please, don’t leave me behind... The boy smiled strangely and said: Wow, let’s give you 120 hearts, we will never leave you behind.

After saying that, he dragged Jiang Long to where he had just entered

The blazing fire outside the window, they were terrified of seeing

Wherever there is a way out, the fire is particularly large, and within one meter of it is covered by fireworks

Zhu Tao also said loudly: Everyone is on guard, and no one can keep a living

yes

The fire gradually burned into the hall

Although Tong Ziqi and other enemies have been through a long time, this kind of scene is the first time I have seen

At this critical moment, only by sacrificing your life may be able to save your life

If you have to wait any longer, the hall will be burned and no matter how good you have, you will not be able to rush out.

ah

The boy exclaimed in anger, grabbed Jiang Long and threw it out from the window.

XiūXiū

Wherever the flame is slightly reduced, as long as you break through that, arrows will immediately hit you like rain.

The boy saw the clues and turned around and said: Wow, I saw the flaws, we three are saved

Everyone has a smell of smell

Yin Danfeng hurriedly asked: What's the point of help? Tell me quickly

The boy said slowly without any haste: Wait, I will throw someone out and lure them to shoot arrows. Then, I will first pounce on the place where the arrows are fired, so I will get out of the trap.

Good idea, praise

Boy Ziqi said again: When I get rid of those archers, I will blow the whistle and ask you to rush out.

Yin Danfeng said worriedly: Boy Chicken, I'm afraid...

Wow, I don't have time to be afraid, my wife, do as I say

After saying that, the boy Ziqi grabbed another person and was about to throw it out of the hall.

The man cried: No, don't...

Man, I'm sorry

The boy made his heart apart and threw him out with all his strength.

XiūXiū…

As soon as the man was thrown out, the boy thrust his feet and his body was already out. He held his breath and crossed the thick smoke and fire, and fell to the place where the arrows were fired.

No matter how fierce Zhu Tao is, as long as you rush into someone here, you will know that playing chess is the same. If you put a wrong piece, it will affect the overall situation and make you lose all the money.

Huhu

He is now swinging his feet, like a crazy lion, hitting the archers, crying grandpa and grandma.

Wow, turtle, cum again, I think you still cum? I'll hit you, you can't dare to scream

The boy kept beating and holding his mouth

Oh one

Ouch hey...

There were at least a dozen people who were injured at the foot of the table. They escaped in panic by luck.

A whistle sounded...

I saw two black shadows emerged from the broken window one after another

Although they were wearing wet clothes, there were several burning places on their bodies. The boy helped them to extinguish them.

Shan Xiang glanced quickly and asked: Where is that bastard Zhu Tao?

Boy Qi said: Wow, it seems like he is overturning.

I can't let him go, and it's hard to eliminate my hatred if I don't kill him.

After saying that, he mentioned an injured archer

Uncle, please spare me, please spare me

Shan Xiang asked in a deep voice: Tell me, where did that bastard Zhu Tao go?

The archer trembled: I, I don't know...

Dan Xiang heard the words, his anger suddenly rose

A loud noise

His hands moved slightly, and the archer's arms had been removed, causing the man to flow from shit and urine.

Alas, please spare me, uncle, please spare me

The sweat on the bow and archer was as big as soybeans, one by one

Shan Xiang said coldly: To be honest, where did Zhu Tao go? If there is a false statement, I will remove the other arm without hesitation.

The archer hugged his arms and said tremblingly: It's true, I don't know at all.

The dead duck has a hard mouth

Without saying a word, he removed his other arm

Alas... screams

Dan Xiang continued: As long as you tell me whereabouts, I will not only spare your life, but also connect your arms. You'd better consider it. This is the last chance.

He...he...

Shan Xiang urged: Where is he?

The archer endured the pain and said: He ran away on a boat

Damn stuff

After Shan Xiang scolded him, he turned to the boy and said: I want to chase Zhu Tao that bastard, please do me a favor and connect his arms.

After talking, he quickly ran out of the hospital

Wow, the boy shouted: Crab, don't chase the enemy

Dan Xiang ignored him

Yin Danfeng squatted down and ticarized twice to connect the man's arm

Can you leave now? Yin Danfeng asked

The boy got a little strange head and pulled Yin Danfeng to chase him out

Swish swish swish swish... Shanxiang went straight north, with several ups and downs, and came to the banks of the Wei River

The shallows on the riverside are full of reeds and grass. I enjoy the whole body and look carefully. I saw a small boat not far from the right side of the river, sailing downstream along the river water.

It was late at night, and there was someone sailing there? Zhu Tao must be right. Dan Xiang shouted anxiously: Hello, boatman, boatman...

Hearing the sound, an old man stopped in the small boat by the river, walked out and asked loudly: Master, what are you doing?

Shan Xiang walked forward, pointed to the boat in the distance, and said anxiously: I want to chase that boat, please help me

The old man waved his hand and said: It's too dark, sailing is very dangerous, you can find another way.

After saying that, he turned around and was about to enter the cabin

Let's wait. Danxiang said anxiously: I can increase your shipment

Although the old man turned around, he did not settle into the cabin, which means that wealth is moving.

Dan Xiang immediately bid: Twenty taels, how about thirty taels?

The old man took the opportunity to get the squint and did not agree to him immediately

Fifty……

The old man turned around and said: Get on the boat quickly, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up if I'm slowing down.

Dan Xiang listened happily and stepped onto the boat in one step

The old man went ashore to untied the cable, then jumped back to the boat, supported it with a pole, and the boat immediately left the river bank. He pulled out the reeds in the water. The wide surface of the boat entered the water was quite literally flowing and the sailing was gradually accelerated.

The boat went further and further, the hull became smaller and smaller

At this time, a burly man stood up from Lucao and looked at the boat in the distance, with a smile on his face.

He is no one else, he is that bastard Zhu Tao

Hehehe, I've been hit by my "golden cicada escapes the shell" plan

Zhu Tao was proud and turned around and wanted to leave. When he suddenly felt like he had seen a ghost, the smile on his face froze

It turned out that at some point, Tong Ziqi and Yin Danfeng both arrived and stood quietly behind him.

It's you...

The boy sneered: Wow, you said you are Zhu Bajie, you are fucking angry

Who is Zhu Bajie, you will know later, ah...

Amid the shouts, silver light flashed, and a yaksha explored the sea and went to the boy Qiza

Tong Ziqi is busy with his family, but he is not busy with his family. He pushed Yin Danfeng away and walked only one step to the left. The knife had fallen out. His right arm spread again. As the back of the knife was pressed, his left palm was penetrated again, and he brushed towards Zhu Tao's face.

His five fingers have been trained hard. If they are swept, they will definitely be broken and bloody.

Dingdeng

Zhu Tao was forced to jump back three steps like an orangutan.

The boy was a brilliant guy and rushed straight over

Seeing that he was making moves with his bare hands and was so powerful, Zhu Tao couldn't help but be timid. He quickly twisted his body and danced his sword. The morning light suddenly revealed, and then he slashed hard at the boy's left shoulder.

Wow, that's amazing

The boy was so sank on his shoulders and took off his horse, and the strange python turned over.

The knife in Zhu Tao's hand was only a few inches away, and it cut another empty space

Yin Danfeng swept coldly and shouted: It's so dangerous

At this time, the boy raised his left foot and his body grew one foot long. His right palm was handed outward. He raised his middle fingers and pointed to the Tianrong acupoint behind Zhu Tao's ear.

Zhu Tao quickly retreated, lifted the sword and flipped it, and then swept it towards the boy, and then swept it like a whirlwind.

Wow fuck

Boy Ziqi quickly changed his move, took a step to the right, and moved his body three feet away

Then, his palms were wrong, and the butterflies flew together and quietly printed them to Zhu Tao's back.

Zhu Tao found something wrong, jumped forward, turned over, and rushed back with a knife, as if he was defending and attacking, but instead intercepted him with his arms.

Originally, this kind of slash of spiraling is not only difficult to dodge, but also has a strong sense of swords.

Unfortunately, Zhu Tao's skilled skills and boy's cleverness quickly turned into danger.

Just as he turned over and came out the knife, the boy wandered wildly, like a slippery loach, easily avoiding his attack.

Immediately afterwards, the boy Qi's right palm lifted it round and was as fast as lightning, hitting him hard behind him

Oh, Zhu Tao spitted blood in his mouth, staggered away a few steps, and fell to the ground with a knife, and the person also fell to him.

call

He sighed, clapped his hands and said easily: Wow, I finally got him done

Yin Danfeng walked forward and said, "I wonder if the stupid crab was caught in a trap?"

Enjoying the sable fur, lying on the short couch, staring at the scene outside the sky

The sky is dark, and the snowflakes in the sky are like goose feathers flying, slowly falling down to the earth

He looked up from the windows and seemed to see a dark gray curtain

Fuck, this is so cold weather

After saying that, he got up and filled a glass of wine

The wine is just right

Yes, a sound

The door opens, someone comes in

I knew you would come

Dan Xiang smiled and said: Boy Chicken, you are here at the right time

Wow, this is a good weather to drink, Boy Ziqi replied

Dan Xiangxinran said: So, I have prepared two tanks of good wine for you

Boy Qi is not polite, he raises his glass and enjoys it

It's a good wine indeed

He was in a much happier mood when he sat down

A truly good glass of wine can always make you feel cheerful

Shan Xiang stared at Chi and asked tentatively: Didn’t your wife come?

Well, the boy nodded and wondered: Wow, you want to treat her to a guest, why don’t you say it explicitly?

Who said I want to treat me? Dan Xiang denied: Sometimes, it’s better if she doesn’t come

Boy Qi's mother said: Wow, what do you mean?

Shan Xiang whispered: Your old friend is here

Who, Jia Zhengdian?

Single swaying to shake your head

Bai Zhanwen?

Shan Xiang shook his head again

The boy was very impatient and said: Oh, I can't guess anymore, you might as well just say it

I saw a young woman coming in with a baby in

The boy turned around and shouted: Wow, Hu Bi, it's you, this doll is...

Alas, Dan Xiang sighed: I don’t even recognize my son, I’m such a confused father

Tong Ziqi hurriedly asked: He, is he really "Tong Shisheng"?

Hu Bi replied: Is this fake? Just looking at the hanging nose is your inheritance.

Yes, Danxiang said on the side: That's not a counterfeit

The boy gave him a strange look

Danxiang would have a wrong meaning, so he hurriedly said: I will hug the child, you two will reminisce about the past. After saying that, he stretched out his hands, took the baby, and walked out by himself

Tong Ziqi and Hu Bi stared at her for a while, and couldn't help but shake her hand

Bang bang

Hu Bi's heart was beating wildly, and her blood was circulating rapidly, and her face turned red.

Boy Ziqi saw her embarrassment and immediately laughed out loud.

His smile contains indescribable pleasure and also has a slutty voice

Hu Bi said shyly: If you weren't a boy, I would be worried when I look at me like this.

Wow, what are you worried about?

Worrying that you will molest me

The boy said naughtyly: It’s not good if you don’t say it. This statement will really arouse my evil thoughts.

After talking, he hugged her immediately and made an inappropriate move.

Don't do this, let others see it, it's so embarrassing...

Hu Bi was struggling, and the boy knew in his heart that this was a woman's reserve, but she wanted to refuse.

The sky thunder immediately sparked the earth's fire, and it would be impossible to deal with it once it hits.

After hugging her, my hands began to swim

However, if you cannot invade immediately, you must first start from those less important shoulders and ticklings, and then push your hands to your breasts, first through the clothes, and then reach inside.

Not a single

This time, it's a different flavor

Although Hu Bi has gained weight, the boy knows that Hu Bi's appetite is not different from before.

Especially, in the moment of explosion

Hu Bi hugged him tightly, as if he didn't waste a single bit

Then, the two of them relaxed, the storm was over

Gradually, the majesty spirit disappeared

The boy was limp and paralyzed, although he was still attached, he was separated.

At this time, a voice came from outside: Crab, is my husband, a boy chicken?

When the boy heard this, his heart almost jumped out

Isn’t the woman talking outside his jealous wife Yin Danfeng?

This... why did she find this woman?

The boy was so nervous that she told her that she would not be castrated and would not want to go to bed again in the future

What should I do?

Hu Bi was also very anxious

Only listen to Yin Danfeng outside the house: I want to tell him the good news

Shan Xiang asked again: What good news?

Yin Danfeng said shyly: I'm pregnant, is someone else in the house?

This

Without waiting for a single-loving reply, Yin Zhoufeng said: If he knew that he would be a father soon, he would definitely have a lotto.

After saying that, the door was pushed open, and Yin Danfeng shouted: Boy Chicken...

Then, someone inside shouted: Wow, ah...

Did Tong Ziqi get castrated?

whee

Genius knows

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