The next morning, I, Lao Du and Sister Yin, got up exhausted. While we were busy dressing, we looked at each other. Thinking of the crazy and lewd scenes last night, we couldn't help but squinted and sticking out our tongues, and we kept making faces between each other.
I lent Lao Du's hand to the unit, lied that I had a cold and asked for a day off. Then, I put on my clothes in a hurry and murmured to Lao Du: Brother, what's going on?
Hi,
Lao Du was not in a hurry: Xiao Lianqiao, don’t worry, what time is this, drink some wine first, and then,
Big brother,
I said in a begging tone: Do things first, and then drink. If you don’t get rid of the matter, I feel unsure. How can I drink?
Yes, Lao Du,
Sister Yin said with a helping voice: Let’s go do the business first, and drink it slowly when you come back!
snort,
Seeing my anxious look, Lao Du stood up reluctantly and pulled out the car key: Well, let's do the business first, finish the business...
Old Du winked at Sister Yin and said: I will be back soon. Don’t sell cigarettes today. Fry us a few more dishes at home. I want to drink it well!
Then, he waved the car keys at me: Let's go
Lao Du was driving his bluebird sedan, sucking cigarettes while wandering around the city. When the whole cigarette was about to be sucked out, Lao Du parked his car at a bustling intersection.
Shops and shops on both sides of the street have just opened, and the waiters are either busy opening iron fences or tidying up the storefronts.
Lao Du opened the car door: Xiao Lianqiao, give me the file bag!
Yes, here, brother!
I hurriedly handed me the file bag. Lao Du carried the file bag and told me: Xiao Lianqiao, I will help you with your business now. Please wait patiently in the car!
Um,
I sat alone in the car, muttering in my heart: Can it be done?
Is it accurate?
What exactly does this old Du do?
I turned my eyes out of the car window again, and kept wondering: This is a commercial area, there is no administrative agency at all. Lao Du held the file bag, what can I do here?
Oh!
I was thinking hard without thinking, and Lao Du unconsciously held a file bag under his armpit and opened the car door without showing any expression: It's done, everything is done, go home!
ah
I was overjoyed: Brother, is it done?
It's OK,
Brother, give me the file bag and let me see it!
No, I will show you when I get home!
I didn't dare to hold on anymore, so I had to hold back my excitement and drove back to Sister Yin's house with Lao Du. The narrow room was filled with smoke. Sister Yin had indeed prepared a sumptuous wine and food, one plate in the east and one plate in the kitchen, one plate on the stove, and one windowsill. Looking at the fragrant and colorful stir-frying dishes, Lao Du took a deep breath greedily. I no longer had the patience to wait and pulled the file bag in Lao Du's hand.
When I trembled and pulled out the form, I was stunned. The form was still empty, without a bright red mark: This, this, this, brother, what should I do?
Humph,
Lao Du smiled mysteriously, then, with a thud, took out a plastic bag from his pocket, and with a gurgle, Lao Du casually threw the plastic bag in front of my eyes: Cover it, cover it, cover it as much as you want!
I pulled the plastic bag and opened it and saw that it turned out to be five big seals that had just been engraved, exuding a scent of rubber. I stared at Lao Du blankly: Brother, this, this is a private seal!
Hehe, of course it was privately engraved, so what?
How about it? It’s illegal to engrave a official seal privately!
Of course, I know this, but what should I do if I don’t!
Is this possible?
No, then what should I do!
Old Du asked Sister Yin quietly: Xiao Yin, do you have any inks at home?
No!
Go, buy me a box!
Why,
Sister Yin put on her coat and was about to go out, but Lao Du reminded him: Buy another bottle of pen water and a bottle of ink!
Why,
Sister Yin responded and ran out of the room quickly
When Sister Yin was angry and bought the ink, pen water and ink, Lao Du still sat cross-legged on the earthen kang like she did last night. He spread the table on a stack of manuscript paper, then opened the ink box, pen water bottle, and ink bottle. Then, he arranged five seals that he had privately engraved on the table: Ha
Lao Du picked up a stick and dipped it in red ink paste, put it to his mouth as if it was decent. He was about to press the cover on the form, but suddenly he remembered something: Oh, by the way, I have to write a few words, come on,
He pulled out his pen and said to me: Xiao Lianqiao, come on, you can write a few words here: Agree, and then fill in the year, month, and day!
Big brother,
I hesitated: No, I can't write it. Sister Xu knows my writing style, she will see it!
Oh, right!
Lao Du nodded and turned his big head to Sister Yin: Then, Lao Yin, you write it!
oops,
Sister Yin frowned: Lao Du, I can’t write a single word a year, it’s so ugly! You should write it!
Hi,
Lao Du said impatiently: What you think is good and what you write is like. Of course I have to write it, but you can't sign all five sticks into a pen, which makes people look fake!
Alas, then, let me give it a try!
Sister Yin trembled and held the pen: Hehe, I have lived for so many years and have become a cadre today. I have given my promise and signed: Agree!
After saying that, Sister Yin wrote in an empty bar and agreed!
Two words
OK,
Lao Du pulled over the form, and with a bang, he stamped a red seal on it. Next, Lao Du wrote it in another column of the form and agreed!
Two words, then, he picked up another seal seriously, and then banged like this
Um,
Looking at the stamped seal, Lao Du thought: No, the five seals cannot be the same color. If that is the case, it will be too fake!
After saying that, Lao Du pulled out a wisp of cotton from the corner of Sister Yin's broken quilt, dipped it in a little pen water, mixed with red ink paste, and sprinkled it onto a brand new seal: Change the color, you can't just make it the same color!
Bang!
After a sound, the third seal was put on the form, and Lao Du picked up another seal: Oh, no, this unit has been established for almost ten years. I particularly noticed that in the file, the unit's stamp had broken marks. This stamp is too new and easy to see fake, Lao Yin!
Alas, what else is there?
Do you have sandpaper at home?
Well, there seems to be a small piece!
Quick, hurry, find it out for me!
So Sister Yin rummaged through the boxes and cabinets. As Lao Du kept nagging, she finally found a small piece of wrinkled broken sandpaper. Lao Du took it and pressed the brand new seal on it and grind it hard: OK, it's almost done, it's a little old, there are broken marks, you can cover it!
Bang The fourth seal was successfully stamped on the grid. Lao Du did not do it, but he kept picking up the last seal with confidence, then dipped it in black ink with a broken cotton ball, mixed with red ink, and smeared it randomly, bang The fifth seal was resolutely pressed on the table.
After stamping five seals in one breath, Lao Du gently picked up the form and admired his masterpiece with a smile: How about it?
He handed the form to my hands very satisfied, but I was full of doubts: Brother, can this work?
Hi, don't worry!
Old Du waved his palm disapprovingly: No one can see anything, heaven knows, earth knows, you know, I know, oh,
He looked at Sister Yin again: Also, she knows! As long as we don’t say it, no one will know!
I was still worried, but there was no other way, so I had to slowly stuff the sealed form into the file bag. Lao Du reloaded the five seals into the plastic bag: Lao Yin, hide these things, don’t let the children turn them over!
Big brother,
I suggest: Destroy it so as not to cause trouble!
Not yet possible!
Lao Du shook his head: If there is no good stamp or the place is not suitable, it will have to be rebuilt. When this matter is completely done, your comrade's younger brother will be converted into a formal worker, and these things can be completely destroyed!
oh,
After hearing what Lao Du said, I had to admire him from the bottom of my heart: Jiang is still so hot, Lao Du thinks so well!
OK, I'm all hungry! Have a meal soon!
Lao Du kneaded the waste paper, cotton balls and sandpaper balls on the square table together: Lao Yin stuffed them all into the furnace and burned them quickly!
Why,
Sister Yin carefully threw the paper ball into the furnace, and then began to serve the dishes on the small square table: You can drink bar, the dishes are about to be cold!
Old Yin, come here too, let’s drink together!
Lao Du said
No,
Sister Yin refused regretfully: Lao Du, you and Xiaoli drink slowly first, I have to see the child!
Sister Yin said while wearing her coat, and Old Du looked up again: Humph, go, go, go,...
You drink slowly first, I'll be back soon!
snort,
When Sister Yin walked out of the house, Lao Du swears at her back: Slutty pussy, bitch!... Pa Lao Du threw the wine glass hard on the table, making me incredibly become another person: Damn, what a worthless slutty pussy, the broken girl who sells big kang, annoy me, hide from me, well,...
No, no,
I hurriedly explained to Sister Yin: No, no, brother, Sister Yin definitely has no meaning. She is worried about the child! She will be back soon!
return,
Lao Du said angrily: When you come back, of course she has to come back. Come back with the child. Don’t you understand? What does it mean to take the child back? Isn’t this driving me away? Isn’t you willing to play with me? You just fuck it!
Brother, don’t be angry. Sister Yin doesn’t mean that. Children can’t always stay at grandma’s house. Grandma is also very old. It’s very difficult to take care of two naughty boys!
Humph, it’s all the fucking numbers, and people will be pulled over after using them!
The more Lao Du said, the more angry he became: You, you, you stupid pussy, is it worth spending so much money on a stinky girl who is almost half a big old woman?
Big brother,
Xiao Lianqiao, let me tell you, don’t look at Lao Yin’s hilarious appearance, as if he is not very smart, but this guy is the most fucking thing. Look at her being so depressed, when you are begging you, you cry, and when you use up you, kick it aside!
No,
I didn't feel that Sister Yin was like what Lao Du said. Back then, when I was brave enough to ask Sister Yin for a favor, Sister Yin accepted it happily and did not ask me for a penny of money. I wanted to give her the watch, but she flatly refused: No, no, brother, Sister Yin is not that kind of person!
ah
Lao Du suddenly remembered something, and he pointed at the tip of my nose viciously: Ah, playing with me, I understand, I finally understand, you two will play with me together, ah, okay, you will play with my old dick!
Brother, you,
Looking at Lao Du, who was barking like a mad dog, I was so angry that I was so angry that I was so angry that I was so angry that I was wronged by Sister Yin...
ah
Before I could let me finish speaking, Lao Du grabbed my collar: Boy, do you think you are doing smart? Did you? You and Lao Yin have done it in advance and let Lao Yin trick me first. When I was so confused, you will come out in the middle. While I was half drunk, I made a very touching story to deceive my feelings. When my head was hot, I promised to do it for you for free!
What are these, this, what are these? Where are you thinking about!
snort,
Lao Du pushed me hard: It's useless, don't think that everything will be fine after the stick is stamped. Lao Yin has used me up, so she just hides out. Humph, it's useless, it's all fucking. As long as I call me, I tell them: It's all fake! The stamped are all private seals engraved by you. Hehe, you'll be fucking the end!
you
Hehe, what? I can do it if I can say it. If I don’t believe it, just try it!
this
I lent Lao Du's hand to the unit, lied that I had a cold and asked for a day off. Then, I put on my clothes in a hurry and murmured to Lao Du: Brother, what's going on?
Hi,
Lao Du was not in a hurry: Xiao Lianqiao, don’t worry, what time is this, drink some wine first, and then,
Big brother,
I said in a begging tone: Do things first, and then drink. If you don’t get rid of the matter, I feel unsure. How can I drink?
Yes, Lao Du,
Sister Yin said with a helping voice: Let’s go do the business first, and drink it slowly when you come back!
snort,
Seeing my anxious look, Lao Du stood up reluctantly and pulled out the car key: Well, let's do the business first, finish the business...
Old Du winked at Sister Yin and said: I will be back soon. Don’t sell cigarettes today. Fry us a few more dishes at home. I want to drink it well!
Then, he waved the car keys at me: Let's go
Lao Du was driving his bluebird sedan, sucking cigarettes while wandering around the city. When the whole cigarette was about to be sucked out, Lao Du parked his car at a bustling intersection.
Shops and shops on both sides of the street have just opened, and the waiters are either busy opening iron fences or tidying up the storefronts.
Lao Du opened the car door: Xiao Lianqiao, give me the file bag!
Yes, here, brother!
I hurriedly handed me the file bag. Lao Du carried the file bag and told me: Xiao Lianqiao, I will help you with your business now. Please wait patiently in the car!
Um,
I sat alone in the car, muttering in my heart: Can it be done?
Is it accurate?
What exactly does this old Du do?
I turned my eyes out of the car window again, and kept wondering: This is a commercial area, there is no administrative agency at all. Lao Du held the file bag, what can I do here?
Oh!
I was thinking hard without thinking, and Lao Du unconsciously held a file bag under his armpit and opened the car door without showing any expression: It's done, everything is done, go home!
ah
I was overjoyed: Brother, is it done?
It's OK,
Brother, give me the file bag and let me see it!
No, I will show you when I get home!
I didn't dare to hold on anymore, so I had to hold back my excitement and drove back to Sister Yin's house with Lao Du. The narrow room was filled with smoke. Sister Yin had indeed prepared a sumptuous wine and food, one plate in the east and one plate in the kitchen, one plate on the stove, and one windowsill. Looking at the fragrant and colorful stir-frying dishes, Lao Du took a deep breath greedily. I no longer had the patience to wait and pulled the file bag in Lao Du's hand.
When I trembled and pulled out the form, I was stunned. The form was still empty, without a bright red mark: This, this, this, brother, what should I do?
Humph,
Lao Du smiled mysteriously, then, with a thud, took out a plastic bag from his pocket, and with a gurgle, Lao Du casually threw the plastic bag in front of my eyes: Cover it, cover it, cover it as much as you want!
I pulled the plastic bag and opened it and saw that it turned out to be five big seals that had just been engraved, exuding a scent of rubber. I stared at Lao Du blankly: Brother, this, this is a private seal!
Hehe, of course it was privately engraved, so what?
How about it? It’s illegal to engrave a official seal privately!
Of course, I know this, but what should I do if I don’t!
Is this possible?
No, then what should I do!
Old Du asked Sister Yin quietly: Xiao Yin, do you have any inks at home?
No!
Go, buy me a box!
Why,
Sister Yin put on her coat and was about to go out, but Lao Du reminded him: Buy another bottle of pen water and a bottle of ink!
Why,
Sister Yin responded and ran out of the room quickly
When Sister Yin was angry and bought the ink, pen water and ink, Lao Du still sat cross-legged on the earthen kang like she did last night. He spread the table on a stack of manuscript paper, then opened the ink box, pen water bottle, and ink bottle. Then, he arranged five seals that he had privately engraved on the table: Ha
Lao Du picked up a stick and dipped it in red ink paste, put it to his mouth as if it was decent. He was about to press the cover on the form, but suddenly he remembered something: Oh, by the way, I have to write a few words, come on,
He pulled out his pen and said to me: Xiao Lianqiao, come on, you can write a few words here: Agree, and then fill in the year, month, and day!
Big brother,
I hesitated: No, I can't write it. Sister Xu knows my writing style, she will see it!
Oh, right!
Lao Du nodded and turned his big head to Sister Yin: Then, Lao Yin, you write it!
oops,
Sister Yin frowned: Lao Du, I can’t write a single word a year, it’s so ugly! You should write it!
Hi,
Lao Du said impatiently: What you think is good and what you write is like. Of course I have to write it, but you can't sign all five sticks into a pen, which makes people look fake!
Alas, then, let me give it a try!
Sister Yin trembled and held the pen: Hehe, I have lived for so many years and have become a cadre today. I have given my promise and signed: Agree!
After saying that, Sister Yin wrote in an empty bar and agreed!
Two words
OK,
Lao Du pulled over the form, and with a bang, he stamped a red seal on it. Next, Lao Du wrote it in another column of the form and agreed!
Two words, then, he picked up another seal seriously, and then banged like this
Um,
Looking at the stamped seal, Lao Du thought: No, the five seals cannot be the same color. If that is the case, it will be too fake!
After saying that, Lao Du pulled out a wisp of cotton from the corner of Sister Yin's broken quilt, dipped it in a little pen water, mixed with red ink paste, and sprinkled it onto a brand new seal: Change the color, you can't just make it the same color!
Bang!
After a sound, the third seal was put on the form, and Lao Du picked up another seal: Oh, no, this unit has been established for almost ten years. I particularly noticed that in the file, the unit's stamp had broken marks. This stamp is too new and easy to see fake, Lao Yin!
Alas, what else is there?
Do you have sandpaper at home?
Well, there seems to be a small piece!
Quick, hurry, find it out for me!
So Sister Yin rummaged through the boxes and cabinets. As Lao Du kept nagging, she finally found a small piece of wrinkled broken sandpaper. Lao Du took it and pressed the brand new seal on it and grind it hard: OK, it's almost done, it's a little old, there are broken marks, you can cover it!
Bang The fourth seal was successfully stamped on the grid. Lao Du did not do it, but he kept picking up the last seal with confidence, then dipped it in black ink with a broken cotton ball, mixed with red ink, and smeared it randomly, bang The fifth seal was resolutely pressed on the table.
After stamping five seals in one breath, Lao Du gently picked up the form and admired his masterpiece with a smile: How about it?
He handed the form to my hands very satisfied, but I was full of doubts: Brother, can this work?
Hi, don't worry!
Old Du waved his palm disapprovingly: No one can see anything, heaven knows, earth knows, you know, I know, oh,
He looked at Sister Yin again: Also, she knows! As long as we don’t say it, no one will know!
I was still worried, but there was no other way, so I had to slowly stuff the sealed form into the file bag. Lao Du reloaded the five seals into the plastic bag: Lao Yin, hide these things, don’t let the children turn them over!
Big brother,
I suggest: Destroy it so as not to cause trouble!
Not yet possible!
Lao Du shook his head: If there is no good stamp or the place is not suitable, it will have to be rebuilt. When this matter is completely done, your comrade's younger brother will be converted into a formal worker, and these things can be completely destroyed!
oh,
After hearing what Lao Du said, I had to admire him from the bottom of my heart: Jiang is still so hot, Lao Du thinks so well!
OK, I'm all hungry! Have a meal soon!
Lao Du kneaded the waste paper, cotton balls and sandpaper balls on the square table together: Lao Yin stuffed them all into the furnace and burned them quickly!
Why,
Sister Yin carefully threw the paper ball into the furnace, and then began to serve the dishes on the small square table: You can drink bar, the dishes are about to be cold!
Old Yin, come here too, let’s drink together!
Lao Du said
No,
Sister Yin refused regretfully: Lao Du, you and Xiaoli drink slowly first, I have to see the child!
Sister Yin said while wearing her coat, and Old Du looked up again: Humph, go, go, go,...
You drink slowly first, I'll be back soon!
snort,
When Sister Yin walked out of the house, Lao Du swears at her back: Slutty pussy, bitch!... Pa Lao Du threw the wine glass hard on the table, making me incredibly become another person: Damn, what a worthless slutty pussy, the broken girl who sells big kang, annoy me, hide from me, well,...
No, no,
I hurriedly explained to Sister Yin: No, no, brother, Sister Yin definitely has no meaning. She is worried about the child! She will be back soon!
return,
Lao Du said angrily: When you come back, of course she has to come back. Come back with the child. Don’t you understand? What does it mean to take the child back? Isn’t this driving me away? Isn’t you willing to play with me? You just fuck it!
Brother, don’t be angry. Sister Yin doesn’t mean that. Children can’t always stay at grandma’s house. Grandma is also very old. It’s very difficult to take care of two naughty boys!
Humph, it’s all the fucking numbers, and people will be pulled over after using them!
The more Lao Du said, the more angry he became: You, you, you stupid pussy, is it worth spending so much money on a stinky girl who is almost half a big old woman?
Big brother,
Xiao Lianqiao, let me tell you, don’t look at Lao Yin’s hilarious appearance, as if he is not very smart, but this guy is the most fucking thing. Look at her being so depressed, when you are begging you, you cry, and when you use up you, kick it aside!
No,
I didn't feel that Sister Yin was like what Lao Du said. Back then, when I was brave enough to ask Sister Yin for a favor, Sister Yin accepted it happily and did not ask me for a penny of money. I wanted to give her the watch, but she flatly refused: No, no, brother, Sister Yin is not that kind of person!
ah
Lao Du suddenly remembered something, and he pointed at the tip of my nose viciously: Ah, playing with me, I understand, I finally understand, you two will play with me together, ah, okay, you will play with my old dick!
Brother, you,
Looking at Lao Du, who was barking like a mad dog, I was so angry that I was so angry that I was so angry that I was so angry that I was wronged by Sister Yin...
ah
Before I could let me finish speaking, Lao Du grabbed my collar: Boy, do you think you are doing smart? Did you? You and Lao Yin have done it in advance and let Lao Yin trick me first. When I was so confused, you will come out in the middle. While I was half drunk, I made a very touching story to deceive my feelings. When my head was hot, I promised to do it for you for free!
What are these, this, what are these? Where are you thinking about!
snort,
Lao Du pushed me hard: It's useless, don't think that everything will be fine after the stick is stamped. Lao Yin has used me up, so she just hides out. Humph, it's useless, it's all fucking. As long as I call me, I tell them: It's all fake! The stamped are all private seals engraved by you. Hehe, you'll be fucking the end!
you
Hehe, what? I can do it if I can say it. If I don’t believe it, just try it!
this
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