When I rushed to the hotel and pushed open the private room door, I saw Lao Du sitting at the dining table, raising his head, and spitting out the smoke rings proudly. Next to him, a woman in an industrial and commercial uniform, who was nearly fifty years old. When I saw me come in, Lao Du threw away the cigarette butt and stood up: Come here, brother, let me introduce it, he pulled the old woman and said to me:
This, Tan Yàn, my old friend, from the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, he, Lao Du turned his head to Tan Yàn again and pointed at me: He, my cousin, the director of the printing factory! Hello, I reached out to Tan Yàn, and Tan Yàn held my hand very generously: Hello, big factory manager! Sorry, what big factory manager is, the factory is going to go bankrupt, I can't even pay the salary, I'm almost worried! Oh, Tan Yàn is very tall, a little taller than me, her skeleton is like a man, thick and big, holding my hand tightly, thick and powerful, her cheeks are huge, her cheekbones are tall, her brows are thick and long, like a black brush. After listening to me, she pursed her bloody lips and said sympathetically:Yes, now, companies are in difficulty, we understand! Lao Du has introduced it to me, and I will do my best to help you
The door was pushed open again, and a middle-aged man with a medium figure quietly entered, followed by a short woman in tax clothes, and Lao Du hurriedly greeted him: Hello Shi Lei, Tiezi! Lao Du pulled Shi Lei in front of me:
Shi Lei, from Urban Construction Bureau, she, Lao Du looked at the short woman, and Shi Lei smiled and introduced: Wei Xia, Director of ×× Branch of ×× Taxation Bureau! Oh, hello! Hello! I was greeting Director Wei and Shi Lei of Urban Construction. Han Dalaba walked into the private room without saying a word. I walked over enthusiastically: Director Han, long time no see, I miss you so much! Then, I introduced Han Dalaba to everyone:
This, director of the Propaganda Department of the Organization, my ex-boss boss! Hello, um, haha, everyone! Han Dalaba said hello to everyone in a hypocritical way!
Huo! A loud soprano came from the door, and the meter inspector of the Electric Power Bureau walked in swagger: There are so many people, it's so lively, I hurriedly turned around: Hello, beautiful woman! Go, the meter inspector pretended to be angry and shouted at me: Humph, you are so awesome, the way is quite wild, there are so many people I know, come, beautiful woman, shake hands! Hehe, the tall figure, Fenghua's grand meter inspector hugged me: Shake hands, that's so fake, come, hug me! Then, attached it to my ear and said to me:
After a while, I'll go to the bathroom and you'll come out! OK! I nodded!
Ouch, Lao Du looked at his watch: It's not too late, and the tax collector is missing. Why didn't he come yet? Oh, maybe I'm sorry! Tax Director Wei Xia continued: After all, after the war just now, I felt a little embarrassed and embarrassed to meet. It's a bit related. I have urged him several times. He always said: If you have something to do, if you have something to do, you are too busy, too busy! Let's do it, please ask Director Wei to find her in person. Okay, Tax Director Wei Xia took the cell phone handed over by Lao Du: I'll urge him! Hello, Lao Ma, it's me, Wei Xia, what are you busy with? Come here quickly. Okay, we're all here, you'll be missing. You have to hurry up! Ah, Lao Du said to Wei Xia: You're still strong! Then, Shi Lei said: If your boss asks him to come, he has to come with a leg!The beauty stood up and walked out of the room. I followed obediently. We turned a corner and walked into the bathroom. The beauty lowered her face: Brother, tell me honestly, what is your relationship with Lao Du? He is my cousin! Is it true? Is it a cousin? Really, I'm not lying to you! Haha, the beauty sneered: You are very powerful, with such an omnipotent and full of hands and eyes! Hehe, I didn't answer, thinking to myself: What is Lao Du doing? Why is his energy so great? It seems that there is nothing that cannot be done!
Brother, the beauty said sly: Your unit owes more than 20,000 yuan of electricity bill, I'll find a way to waive you. Why do you thank me? Great beauty, just say it, what do you want? Then, I'm not polite. According to the old rules, you pay some money in a symbolic way, and then, the exempted part will be given a commission at a certain proportion. I like to be honest. This, the beauty rubbed her fingertips very well and made a count of money: How about it? OK, but it's time to spend some days, when I get the source of life and get the money, I'll cash it out. I'm fine! It's totally OK, you're very happy! After saying that, the beauty hugged me: Come, kiss, and you'll be a friend in the future! Damn, the beauty kissed me openly, but I was still unsatisfied and hugged the beauty's neck: Come, kiss me well!We stood in the bathroom, kissing wildly with our mouths to our mouths, and then we both returned to the room. I was about to sit down, tax officer, then the boss Ma who almost made me smash my head pushed the door and entered. Behind him, Lao Du stood up and walked towards Boss Ma, who looked very similar to him. Boss Ma smiled at Lao Du, and then walked straight towards me: Hehe, I have to shake hands with this buddy first! Hello! I took the initiative to reach out and said with a smile: I'm sorry, I was a little drunk that day! Don't mention it, Boss Ma said indifferently: Don't mention that, I've forgotten it long ago! Huohu, the man behind Boss Ma stared at me maliciously: It's you, or your cunt, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, the man behind Boss Ma stared at me maliciously: It's you, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, the man behind Boss Ma stared at me with malicious intentions: It's you, yes, yes, yes,Boss Ma pushed the man behind him with his elbow and said to me: He is my brother, Boss Ma! Hello, I have to reach out to Boss Ma, Boss Ma, Boss Ma, Boss coldly: You are eggplant hanging on Shanhaiguan! What do you mean? Old Du next to him asked, Boss Ma explained: The best in the world! Hahaha, hahaha, Old Du laughed up, and then said to everyone around the dining table in the tone of the host: Since everyone has arrived, let's start ordering. It's still the same rule. Each person orders a dish, and the ladies are preferred. After that, Old Du handed the recipe to Wei Xia, the tax director, very politely.
Wei Xia was polite first, and then ordered a dish: braised shrimp!
Next, everyone ordered one, and the dining table was soon filled. Finally, Lao Du ordered some side dishes again, and the banquet began like this.
Everyone politely drank a glass of beer and put down the wine glass. Lao Du said frankly: My brother, fuck, I did a good job in the agency, comfortable and comfortable, but I don’t know what it was done, but I had a dream or had a few dishes to drink, but suddenly I transferred it to the printing factory. Hehe, I want to be a small official and enjoy it. Brother, Lao Du said to me with a smile:
How is the factory manager? You are very free and easy! Alas, I sighed: Brother, don’t mock me, my intestines are almost regretful. The company is really in trouble. If I had known this, I would not be the factory manager if I had beaten to death. Alas! Little brother, Tan Yàn of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau was the first to stand up and made a clear statement: We are very clear about the difficulties of the company. Don’t worry, Xiao Factory Manager, I will definitely help you. The industrial and commercial tax of your factory is exempt from all. I will personally handle the annual inspection for you! Thank you, thank you, thank you, sister! This, Tax Director Wei Xia was slow: If the company has difficulties, it should be taken care of, but the country’s taxes must also be considered. Let’s do this, we will deal with them as appropriate! Brother Ma, I filled everyone with beer, and then picked up the wine glass:Brother Ma, this glass of wine is the one I officially apologized to you. Come and have a drink, I will officially apologize to you! Don’t be polite, don’t be polite, Boss Ma picked up the wine glass and stood up hurriedly. I said to everyone: Can you sponsor me? Let’s have a drink together! I didn’t say that, okay, do it! Guru, Boss Ma poured the whole glass of wine into his stomach, and then whispered to me: Who are you, Lao Du?
Cousin! Oh, what is he doing? What's the matter? No, he is quite powerful! It's okay, just a little bit! I ignored Boss Ma anymore, walked to Han Dalaba with a smile, and raised his glass: Old boss, should we have a drink? Well, ah, ha, Han Dalaba stood up quickly: I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything! Guru, Han Dalaba killed a glass of beer very happily, and I said to Han Dalaba solemnly: Director Han, the company is in difficulty and the economic situation is not optimistic. I hope you will give me the printing tasks in the agency, and the water cannot flow into the outsiders' fields! Yes, Han Dalaba nodded frequently: It's OK, it's OK, I'll have a meeting tomorrow. All printing tasks must be sent to our company, otherwise I won't sign it!Then, on behalf of all the workers, I would like to thank Director Han! Xiao Zhang, Han Dabo said flatteringly: Next month, our agency will hold a conference. There are so many materials to print. I will send them all to you. Oh, when you leave, there is a pen missing in the office, I have to go on the battle myself. Oh, it makes me exhausted! Director Han, you send all the materials to me, I will help you organize them, and after the edition is arranged, I will proofread them. How about it? Well, ah, ha, this is so good, I can save trouble! Hum, suddenly, Tan Yàn's voice sounded again on the dining table. She was drinking while holding dishes, but her mouth was still unrestrained. She shouted at the people around her: I am an open-minded person, and there are several lovers outside. I can't live a lifelong life with a man, it's boring!So, the people on the table immediately turned the topic to men and women, lovers, etc. Everyone was very frank. Everyone had their own unique views and opinions on sex and lovers. If they expressed them one by one, I could just express Tan Yàn's views on sex and lovers: In addition to normal family life, we should have lovers, and life without lovers is like a cup of boiled water, plain and tasteless. After having sex with the lover, returning home, and having sex with the husband, the feeling is very exciting. Looking at the husband in front of me, there is a new relationship between lovers, and we should keep a certain distance and heat. Until we make a mess, we must live and die, and we must be together as lovers. Lovers should not be together. Being with lovers is just to find sexual happiness outside of marriage! Fuck, Lao Du whispered:Slut, big and thick, and he still likes to find a lover. Who would like to follow you? Brother, have you ever been to her? I asked in a low voice
After having sex, she is too armed and can't fuck! ... Cheerful music filled the sky above the private room. People put down their wine glasses, sang with their microphones, or hugged each other, dancing gracefully, the beauty patted my shoulders: Brother, let me have a moment! I put down my wine glass, hugged the beauty and wandered around the room. The beauty was dancing, shaking her long legs, and spraying the wine, accompanied by the cheerful melody. Little brother, Tan Yàn knocked on my back and snatched me from the beauty glass. She hugged me tightly: Are you willing to make friends with my sister?
I am willing, very willing! Be my sister's lover casually! I am willing! My sister is very open and has many lovers, you won't be jealous! Sister, do you think you are very open? I am more open! Haha, how are you open? I am in love with my mother and hope to have sex with her! Huo, you are really open, then, the post has happened! No, mom disagrees! Haha, if I were your mother, I wouldn't agree. Brother, how old is your mother! Less than fifty! Oh, not old yet, I am fifty years old this year, I am older than your mother, you have to change your mouth, don't call me elder sister, just recognize my godmother! Good godmother! Hehe, Tan Yàn kissed me: Godson, after dinner, what else do you want to do!Godmother, what do you think, follow the godmother's wishes, I will let my godmother eat and have fun! Godmother wants to take a shower! OK, after dinner, go to the sauna! Waiter, I pulled my neck and shouted: Pay the bill! Don't, when the waiter walked into the private room with the account book, Boss Ma suddenly said: Let your boss come! Big brother, the boss who is still the boss of Guannei, he respectfully walked to Boss Ma: What's the matter? Boss, is this banquet free, okay? No, no, no problem! Boss Nanfang said helplessly
Next month, Boss Ma said carelessly: You don’t have to pay your business tax! Thank you, thank you, thank you, the boss in the south immediately showed joy and kept nodding and bowing
This, Tan Yàn, my old friend, from the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, he, Lao Du turned his head to Tan Yàn again and pointed at me: He, my cousin, the director of the printing factory! Hello, I reached out to Tan Yàn, and Tan Yàn held my hand very generously: Hello, big factory manager! Sorry, what big factory manager is, the factory is going to go bankrupt, I can't even pay the salary, I'm almost worried! Oh, Tan Yàn is very tall, a little taller than me, her skeleton is like a man, thick and big, holding my hand tightly, thick and powerful, her cheeks are huge, her cheekbones are tall, her brows are thick and long, like a black brush. After listening to me, she pursed her bloody lips and said sympathetically:Yes, now, companies are in difficulty, we understand! Lao Du has introduced it to me, and I will do my best to help you
The door was pushed open again, and a middle-aged man with a medium figure quietly entered, followed by a short woman in tax clothes, and Lao Du hurriedly greeted him: Hello Shi Lei, Tiezi! Lao Du pulled Shi Lei in front of me:
Shi Lei, from Urban Construction Bureau, she, Lao Du looked at the short woman, and Shi Lei smiled and introduced: Wei Xia, Director of ×× Branch of ×× Taxation Bureau! Oh, hello! Hello! I was greeting Director Wei and Shi Lei of Urban Construction. Han Dalaba walked into the private room without saying a word. I walked over enthusiastically: Director Han, long time no see, I miss you so much! Then, I introduced Han Dalaba to everyone:
This, director of the Propaganda Department of the Organization, my ex-boss boss! Hello, um, haha, everyone! Han Dalaba said hello to everyone in a hypocritical way!
Huo! A loud soprano came from the door, and the meter inspector of the Electric Power Bureau walked in swagger: There are so many people, it's so lively, I hurriedly turned around: Hello, beautiful woman! Go, the meter inspector pretended to be angry and shouted at me: Humph, you are so awesome, the way is quite wild, there are so many people I know, come, beautiful woman, shake hands! Hehe, the tall figure, Fenghua's grand meter inspector hugged me: Shake hands, that's so fake, come, hug me! Then, attached it to my ear and said to me:
After a while, I'll go to the bathroom and you'll come out! OK! I nodded!
Ouch, Lao Du looked at his watch: It's not too late, and the tax collector is missing. Why didn't he come yet? Oh, maybe I'm sorry! Tax Director Wei Xia continued: After all, after the war just now, I felt a little embarrassed and embarrassed to meet. It's a bit related. I have urged him several times. He always said: If you have something to do, if you have something to do, you are too busy, too busy! Let's do it, please ask Director Wei to find her in person. Okay, Tax Director Wei Xia took the cell phone handed over by Lao Du: I'll urge him! Hello, Lao Ma, it's me, Wei Xia, what are you busy with? Come here quickly. Okay, we're all here, you'll be missing. You have to hurry up! Ah, Lao Du said to Wei Xia: You're still strong! Then, Shi Lei said: If your boss asks him to come, he has to come with a leg!The beauty stood up and walked out of the room. I followed obediently. We turned a corner and walked into the bathroom. The beauty lowered her face: Brother, tell me honestly, what is your relationship with Lao Du? He is my cousin! Is it true? Is it a cousin? Really, I'm not lying to you! Haha, the beauty sneered: You are very powerful, with such an omnipotent and full of hands and eyes! Hehe, I didn't answer, thinking to myself: What is Lao Du doing? Why is his energy so great? It seems that there is nothing that cannot be done!
Brother, the beauty said sly: Your unit owes more than 20,000 yuan of electricity bill, I'll find a way to waive you. Why do you thank me? Great beauty, just say it, what do you want? Then, I'm not polite. According to the old rules, you pay some money in a symbolic way, and then, the exempted part will be given a commission at a certain proportion. I like to be honest. This, the beauty rubbed her fingertips very well and made a count of money: How about it? OK, but it's time to spend some days, when I get the source of life and get the money, I'll cash it out. I'm fine! It's totally OK, you're very happy! After saying that, the beauty hugged me: Come, kiss, and you'll be a friend in the future! Damn, the beauty kissed me openly, but I was still unsatisfied and hugged the beauty's neck: Come, kiss me well!We stood in the bathroom, kissing wildly with our mouths to our mouths, and then we both returned to the room. I was about to sit down, tax officer, then the boss Ma who almost made me smash my head pushed the door and entered. Behind him, Lao Du stood up and walked towards Boss Ma, who looked very similar to him. Boss Ma smiled at Lao Du, and then walked straight towards me: Hehe, I have to shake hands with this buddy first! Hello! I took the initiative to reach out and said with a smile: I'm sorry, I was a little drunk that day! Don't mention it, Boss Ma said indifferently: Don't mention that, I've forgotten it long ago! Huohu, the man behind Boss Ma stared at me maliciously: It's you, or your cunt, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, the man behind Boss Ma stared at me maliciously: It's you, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, the man behind Boss Ma stared at me with malicious intentions: It's you, yes, yes, yes,Boss Ma pushed the man behind him with his elbow and said to me: He is my brother, Boss Ma! Hello, I have to reach out to Boss Ma, Boss Ma, Boss Ma, Boss coldly: You are eggplant hanging on Shanhaiguan! What do you mean? Old Du next to him asked, Boss Ma explained: The best in the world! Hahaha, hahaha, Old Du laughed up, and then said to everyone around the dining table in the tone of the host: Since everyone has arrived, let's start ordering. It's still the same rule. Each person orders a dish, and the ladies are preferred. After that, Old Du handed the recipe to Wei Xia, the tax director, very politely.
Wei Xia was polite first, and then ordered a dish: braised shrimp!
Next, everyone ordered one, and the dining table was soon filled. Finally, Lao Du ordered some side dishes again, and the banquet began like this.
Everyone politely drank a glass of beer and put down the wine glass. Lao Du said frankly: My brother, fuck, I did a good job in the agency, comfortable and comfortable, but I don’t know what it was done, but I had a dream or had a few dishes to drink, but suddenly I transferred it to the printing factory. Hehe, I want to be a small official and enjoy it. Brother, Lao Du said to me with a smile:
How is the factory manager? You are very free and easy! Alas, I sighed: Brother, don’t mock me, my intestines are almost regretful. The company is really in trouble. If I had known this, I would not be the factory manager if I had beaten to death. Alas! Little brother, Tan Yàn of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau was the first to stand up and made a clear statement: We are very clear about the difficulties of the company. Don’t worry, Xiao Factory Manager, I will definitely help you. The industrial and commercial tax of your factory is exempt from all. I will personally handle the annual inspection for you! Thank you, thank you, thank you, sister! This, Tax Director Wei Xia was slow: If the company has difficulties, it should be taken care of, but the country’s taxes must also be considered. Let’s do this, we will deal with them as appropriate! Brother Ma, I filled everyone with beer, and then picked up the wine glass:Brother Ma, this glass of wine is the one I officially apologized to you. Come and have a drink, I will officially apologize to you! Don’t be polite, don’t be polite, Boss Ma picked up the wine glass and stood up hurriedly. I said to everyone: Can you sponsor me? Let’s have a drink together! I didn’t say that, okay, do it! Guru, Boss Ma poured the whole glass of wine into his stomach, and then whispered to me: Who are you, Lao Du?
Cousin! Oh, what is he doing? What's the matter? No, he is quite powerful! It's okay, just a little bit! I ignored Boss Ma anymore, walked to Han Dalaba with a smile, and raised his glass: Old boss, should we have a drink? Well, ah, ha, Han Dalaba stood up quickly: I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything! Guru, Han Dalaba killed a glass of beer very happily, and I said to Han Dalaba solemnly: Director Han, the company is in difficulty and the economic situation is not optimistic. I hope you will give me the printing tasks in the agency, and the water cannot flow into the outsiders' fields! Yes, Han Dalaba nodded frequently: It's OK, it's OK, I'll have a meeting tomorrow. All printing tasks must be sent to our company, otherwise I won't sign it!Then, on behalf of all the workers, I would like to thank Director Han! Xiao Zhang, Han Dabo said flatteringly: Next month, our agency will hold a conference. There are so many materials to print. I will send them all to you. Oh, when you leave, there is a pen missing in the office, I have to go on the battle myself. Oh, it makes me exhausted! Director Han, you send all the materials to me, I will help you organize them, and after the edition is arranged, I will proofread them. How about it? Well, ah, ha, this is so good, I can save trouble! Hum, suddenly, Tan Yàn's voice sounded again on the dining table. She was drinking while holding dishes, but her mouth was still unrestrained. She shouted at the people around her: I am an open-minded person, and there are several lovers outside. I can't live a lifelong life with a man, it's boring!So, the people on the table immediately turned the topic to men and women, lovers, etc. Everyone was very frank. Everyone had their own unique views and opinions on sex and lovers. If they expressed them one by one, I could just express Tan Yàn's views on sex and lovers: In addition to normal family life, we should have lovers, and life without lovers is like a cup of boiled water, plain and tasteless. After having sex with the lover, returning home, and having sex with the husband, the feeling is very exciting. Looking at the husband in front of me, there is a new relationship between lovers, and we should keep a certain distance and heat. Until we make a mess, we must live and die, and we must be together as lovers. Lovers should not be together. Being with lovers is just to find sexual happiness outside of marriage! Fuck, Lao Du whispered:Slut, big and thick, and he still likes to find a lover. Who would like to follow you? Brother, have you ever been to her? I asked in a low voice
After having sex, she is too armed and can't fuck! ... Cheerful music filled the sky above the private room. People put down their wine glasses, sang with their microphones, or hugged each other, dancing gracefully, the beauty patted my shoulders: Brother, let me have a moment! I put down my wine glass, hugged the beauty and wandered around the room. The beauty was dancing, shaking her long legs, and spraying the wine, accompanied by the cheerful melody. Little brother, Tan Yàn knocked on my back and snatched me from the beauty glass. She hugged me tightly: Are you willing to make friends with my sister?
I am willing, very willing! Be my sister's lover casually! I am willing! My sister is very open and has many lovers, you won't be jealous! Sister, do you think you are very open? I am more open! Haha, how are you open? I am in love with my mother and hope to have sex with her! Huo, you are really open, then, the post has happened! No, mom disagrees! Haha, if I were your mother, I wouldn't agree. Brother, how old is your mother! Less than fifty! Oh, not old yet, I am fifty years old this year, I am older than your mother, you have to change your mouth, don't call me elder sister, just recognize my godmother! Good godmother! Hehe, Tan Yàn kissed me: Godson, after dinner, what else do you want to do!Godmother, what do you think, follow the godmother's wishes, I will let my godmother eat and have fun! Godmother wants to take a shower! OK, after dinner, go to the sauna! Waiter, I pulled my neck and shouted: Pay the bill! Don't, when the waiter walked into the private room with the account book, Boss Ma suddenly said: Let your boss come! Big brother, the boss who is still the boss of Guannei, he respectfully walked to Boss Ma: What's the matter? Boss, is this banquet free, okay? No, no, no problem! Boss Nanfang said helplessly
Next month, Boss Ma said carelessly: You don’t have to pay your business tax! Thank you, thank you, thank you, the boss in the south immediately showed joy and kept nodding and bowing
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