Beethoven once said: I want to pinch my fate's throat, it will never make me surrender
I used to admire this sentence, but until I found out that I had pinched fate's throat, fate had already pinched my cock
I have been with Fangfang's family for more than half a year. The peaceful life has completely calmed down my mood.
Perhaps it was because of the quiet and vivid relationship, I began to try to contact my former friends and find my former passion.
So the cake seller fulfilled my wish and gave me something that excited me
On the Spring Festival, I opened the long-clogged QQ, and a series of beating avatars jumped out one after another.
Many greetings, worries, and complaints were mixed with a piece of news that I didn't expect
Before leaving the city where I lived for many years, I gave the car to a friend. The guy drove drunk not long ago, but the car was in a car accident... The person escaped!
Since the car is still in my name, the police have been looking for me all over the world!
Cake seller!
What's this called a matter!
Too unlucky!
Great, I have to solve it quickly
Otherwise, I would probably have a bigger crime if I found me here.
Have sex with a young girl?
How many more?
I might as well just run into a traffic accident
After saying goodbye to Cuilan, I returned to my former city and found that things were much more troublesome than I thought. After I successfully escaped from this, several months have passed.
I haven't been able to contact Fangfang and the others for this period of time, and I don't know how they are
For some reason, I did not call Cuilan'an, and of course I didn't have a cell phone.
Before, because I was worried that the girls would be tricked into chatting naked by those weird uncles on the Internet, I didn't install a computer at home. Although my hand was left at home, there was a password on it.
As the saying goes, if you don’t see each other for a day, I will hurry back as soon as the car is resolved.
I drove the train to drive the car, drove the car, drove the car and drove the car... I suddenly realized that the road was so fucking far!
How did I get here with my legs before?
I began to admire me in the past
Finally the last train
I sat on the minibus, feeling uncontrollable. In the car full of body odor and chicken manure, I could smile so sweetly that the ticket seller also smiled and charged me one more dollar.
I was so excited, and the consequence of being too excited along the way was that I couldn't sleep for several days, and the consequence of not being able to sleep for several days was that I actually fell asleep in the car
Lao Tzu said: Good fortune is the basis of misfortune, and misfortune is the basis of good fortune.
There is nothing wrong with it at all. The old saying goes: Extreme joy leads to sadness. It's really appropriate.
Just when I was half asleep in the car, I was awakened by a noise
When I opened my eyes, I found that the car had stopped
I stood up in a daze and was about to get my luggage, but I accidentally looked out the window, but found that there were mountains on both sides, so where was the station?
Don't move!
Seeing me stand up, one of the three people standing in the middle of the carriage walked towards me, but the dagger was shaking in my hand.
Robbing?
How come I encountered such a cake seller without any technical content?
No way?
I suddenly found that my position was a bit awkward. In the window three rows behind the end, an old man sat outside me. There was a big woven bag stuffed into the soles of his feet, and a flat pole in the aisle.
I couldn't get out, so I had to stand up obediently
Brother, I am a disaster, a disaster, a disaster!
Of course, there is no such line
Three guys who were suspected of being robbers held a jump knife and pressed the driver's neck. One of them held the front of the M9 car and plundered me. The other walked to the back of the car and glared at me. The ox horn knife drew a semicircle in front of him: Take out all the money!
What is inside?
The man behind the car blocked my seat and kicked the old man's bag
What a robber, this is it!
What eyes
Look at the ragged person in this car, except for me, who looks like a rich man?
That old man?
Will this woven bag be stuffed with money?
If I eat the old man's shoulder pole and sell cakes
…Fat…Fertilizer
The old man shivered a little, very normal expression
Open!
The tip of the knife is aiming at me, but the ox horn knife is commanding the old man
The old man picked up the bag, but shook his head and hugged it tightly in his arms
You fucking it!
Seeing this, Niujiao Dao moved the knife away from me, pressed it against the old man's chest, grabbed the pocket with his left hand and pulled it back hard, and took it!
The old man grabbed the bag tightly and was pulled up
Tear the bag and break a hole
Too bad, I want to eat a shoulder pole!
There were actually red banknotes in the bag!
My face turned green soon
The ox horn knife and the old man's eyes were red
Seeing that the old man was desperate, the ox horn knife shrank his shoulders back and stretched out his hand and stabbed forward.
Depend on!
A life is going to happen!
I quickly took a step forward, grabbed the old man's shoulder with my right hand and pulled it back, and poked out my left hand to grab the right hand of the Niujiao Knife.
But the gap between the seats was too small, and the old man blocked in front of me again, and he couldn't exert force under his waist. Although he grabbed the wrist of the Niujiao Knife, the knife still stabbed the old man's left shoulder.
Fortunately, the old man loosened the bag when he was thorned, so I could pull him down in his seat when he was injured more severely.
Fuck him!
There was too much noise here, which alarmed the other two long ago
The jump knife was still moving, M9 gave up his entanglement with others and rushed towards me, and the Niujiao Knife said nothing, and stabbed my neck hard.
I want my life
If you are injured, I... will eat the old man's shoulder pole!
The situation is very good
The old man is lying in his seat now, and the woven bag under his feet is no longer there, and he is moving freely
I swung my feet in one stroke, with my right hand in front and my left hand in the tiger claw behind. While the tiger claw grabbed the right wrist of the ox horn knife, the hunch hit the bend of his arm. His elbow bent, and with the force of his forward, I pushed it with the momentum. The knife drew an arc with the elbow as the center of the circle, and the blade disappeared into his own shoulder hole.
Wow~!
Niujiao Dao looked at Mo Ming and hit the sharp knife on his left shoulder, making an incredible scream.
I don't want to hit the dog, but there is another person rushing towards me. There is no way. It is a big taboo for military strategists to start a war on both sides.
I stepped out of my seat and stepped on the right knee of the oxkeel knife with my right foot.
Well, a very crisp burst
Solve one first
Standing in the aisle, looking at M9, I put my right foot in front of me, and then put out the tiger and crane double-shaped ones again.
M9 looked at the ox-horn knife lying on the ground and howled. He paused for a moment, immediately turned the saber, and waved it to my neck.
Nice, very smart guy
Standing in the aisle, looking at M9, I put my right foot in front of me, and then put out the tiger and crane double-shaped ones again.
M9 looked at the ox-horn knife lying on the ground and howled. He paused for a moment, immediately turned the saber, and waved it to my neck.
Nice, very smart guy
My posture remains unchanged. I kicked my left foot and took a step forward in an instant, bullying me in front of M9
Because he was a backhand knife, my left palm easily sealed his right wrist from the inside, and my right hand clenched half of his fist, and the inch force hit M9's Adam's apple, making him tilt his head back, and when his body was about to fall, I turned my hands and changed my movements, my right claw stuck to M9's right wrist, my left palm pressed his elbow, and my right foot was backward, and I turned around and pressed, and another crisp sound was heard.
Not bad, there's one left
Looking at the jump knife standing there, I put down M9, held his saber in my hand, and approached the jump knife.
Jumping the knife was already stupid. Seeing this, he immediately left the driver and pointed the knife at me.
Look at the ox horn knife, think about it, hold the knife in the back hand again; look at the M9, think about it, still is wrong, take it right again
Look at the right and wrong, if it weren't for the knife, he would have thought he would have thrown the knife
Looking at the jumping knife, I want to laugh
Bullying a brain-dead person is not a skill, so I threw the M9 in my hand to him
You're like this
I gestured at him empty-handedly, with one forehand and one forehand. Wouldn't that be enough?
Oh, thanks
After listening to my suggestion, I quickly followed the knife and took both knives to my right hand, but I couldn't hold both handles and one hand.
Not so, I will teach you if you took the wrong one
Looking at the clumsy look of Jumping Knife, I sighed, went up and took his knife, and posed on my hands. So! Do you understand?
oh oh!
Jumping the knife suddenly realized it, and reached out and wanted to get the knife back
I put my sword behind me and looked at him innocently
This poor child
After jumping into my knife for a long time, I came to my senses. In anger, I rushed towards me with my hands wide open.
It seems that I want to throw me to the ground while my hands are behind me
Want to push me down?
How is that possible?
You're not Loli
What should I do when someone rushes at you with his hands open?
If it's a woman, just open your hands as well
What if it was a man?
There are many ways, I used the most useful trick to deal with a man: aim at his crotch and kicked him out.
If God gave me a chance to start over, I would never use this trick
I will whip the back side, and I will whip the progressive hammer, I will leap forward and lift my knee to hit my chest, and even use the knife on my hand
However, I used a trick that will make me regret for life: flirting my vagina
The moves work very well and the strength is enough
I kicked it up and hit him in the lower body. Under the heavy blow, I saw his butt jumping higher than his head
The knife was so painful that he knelt on his knees, put his hands on my thighs, tightly clamped my soles between his legs, saliva flowed from his mouth, and his body kept shaking
He... actually shivered on me?
The cake seller is so disgusting
Looking at the expression of jumping the knife, my hair stood up: Let's go away!
I was scared and quickly retreated, trying to stay away from him
But he stuck to my legs like a piece of braised candy, and he even...uryed?
Squirt?
evil!
SHIT!
Who did I provoke me?
In a panic, I had no idea, I would just retreat blindly, kicking my right foot desperately, just like stepping on shit
But I forgot that there were two people lying behind me. I accidentally stepped on it, my body became soft, and I sat heavily on the ground, just sitting on the head of the shoulder pole... on the nail
Ah~~~ Several screams rang out at the same time
I used to admire this sentence, but until I found out that I had pinched fate's throat, fate had already pinched my cock
I have been with Fangfang's family for more than half a year. The peaceful life has completely calmed down my mood.
Perhaps it was because of the quiet and vivid relationship, I began to try to contact my former friends and find my former passion.
So the cake seller fulfilled my wish and gave me something that excited me
On the Spring Festival, I opened the long-clogged QQ, and a series of beating avatars jumped out one after another.
Many greetings, worries, and complaints were mixed with a piece of news that I didn't expect
Before leaving the city where I lived for many years, I gave the car to a friend. The guy drove drunk not long ago, but the car was in a car accident... The person escaped!
Since the car is still in my name, the police have been looking for me all over the world!
Cake seller!
What's this called a matter!
Too unlucky!
Great, I have to solve it quickly
Otherwise, I would probably have a bigger crime if I found me here.
Have sex with a young girl?
How many more?
I might as well just run into a traffic accident
After saying goodbye to Cuilan, I returned to my former city and found that things were much more troublesome than I thought. After I successfully escaped from this, several months have passed.
I haven't been able to contact Fangfang and the others for this period of time, and I don't know how they are
For some reason, I did not call Cuilan'an, and of course I didn't have a cell phone.
Before, because I was worried that the girls would be tricked into chatting naked by those weird uncles on the Internet, I didn't install a computer at home. Although my hand was left at home, there was a password on it.
As the saying goes, if you don’t see each other for a day, I will hurry back as soon as the car is resolved.
I drove the train to drive the car, drove the car, drove the car and drove the car... I suddenly realized that the road was so fucking far!
How did I get here with my legs before?
I began to admire me in the past
Finally the last train
I sat on the minibus, feeling uncontrollable. In the car full of body odor and chicken manure, I could smile so sweetly that the ticket seller also smiled and charged me one more dollar.
I was so excited, and the consequence of being too excited along the way was that I couldn't sleep for several days, and the consequence of not being able to sleep for several days was that I actually fell asleep in the car
Lao Tzu said: Good fortune is the basis of misfortune, and misfortune is the basis of good fortune.
There is nothing wrong with it at all. The old saying goes: Extreme joy leads to sadness. It's really appropriate.
Just when I was half asleep in the car, I was awakened by a noise
When I opened my eyes, I found that the car had stopped
I stood up in a daze and was about to get my luggage, but I accidentally looked out the window, but found that there were mountains on both sides, so where was the station?
Don't move!
Seeing me stand up, one of the three people standing in the middle of the carriage walked towards me, but the dagger was shaking in my hand.
Robbing?
How come I encountered such a cake seller without any technical content?
No way?
I suddenly found that my position was a bit awkward. In the window three rows behind the end, an old man sat outside me. There was a big woven bag stuffed into the soles of his feet, and a flat pole in the aisle.
I couldn't get out, so I had to stand up obediently
Brother, I am a disaster, a disaster, a disaster!
Of course, there is no such line
Three guys who were suspected of being robbers held a jump knife and pressed the driver's neck. One of them held the front of the M9 car and plundered me. The other walked to the back of the car and glared at me. The ox horn knife drew a semicircle in front of him: Take out all the money!
What is inside?
The man behind the car blocked my seat and kicked the old man's bag
What a robber, this is it!
What eyes
Look at the ragged person in this car, except for me, who looks like a rich man?
That old man?
Will this woven bag be stuffed with money?
If I eat the old man's shoulder pole and sell cakes
…Fat…Fertilizer
The old man shivered a little, very normal expression
Open!
The tip of the knife is aiming at me, but the ox horn knife is commanding the old man
The old man picked up the bag, but shook his head and hugged it tightly in his arms
You fucking it!
Seeing this, Niujiao Dao moved the knife away from me, pressed it against the old man's chest, grabbed the pocket with his left hand and pulled it back hard, and took it!
The old man grabbed the bag tightly and was pulled up
Tear the bag and break a hole
Too bad, I want to eat a shoulder pole!
There were actually red banknotes in the bag!
My face turned green soon
The ox horn knife and the old man's eyes were red
Seeing that the old man was desperate, the ox horn knife shrank his shoulders back and stretched out his hand and stabbed forward.
Depend on!
A life is going to happen!
I quickly took a step forward, grabbed the old man's shoulder with my right hand and pulled it back, and poked out my left hand to grab the right hand of the Niujiao Knife.
But the gap between the seats was too small, and the old man blocked in front of me again, and he couldn't exert force under his waist. Although he grabbed the wrist of the Niujiao Knife, the knife still stabbed the old man's left shoulder.
Fortunately, the old man loosened the bag when he was thorned, so I could pull him down in his seat when he was injured more severely.
Fuck him!
There was too much noise here, which alarmed the other two long ago
The jump knife was still moving, M9 gave up his entanglement with others and rushed towards me, and the Niujiao Knife said nothing, and stabbed my neck hard.
I want my life
If you are injured, I... will eat the old man's shoulder pole!
The situation is very good
The old man is lying in his seat now, and the woven bag under his feet is no longer there, and he is moving freely
I swung my feet in one stroke, with my right hand in front and my left hand in the tiger claw behind. While the tiger claw grabbed the right wrist of the ox horn knife, the hunch hit the bend of his arm. His elbow bent, and with the force of his forward, I pushed it with the momentum. The knife drew an arc with the elbow as the center of the circle, and the blade disappeared into his own shoulder hole.
Wow~!
Niujiao Dao looked at Mo Ming and hit the sharp knife on his left shoulder, making an incredible scream.
I don't want to hit the dog, but there is another person rushing towards me. There is no way. It is a big taboo for military strategists to start a war on both sides.
I stepped out of my seat and stepped on the right knee of the oxkeel knife with my right foot.
Well, a very crisp burst
Solve one first
Standing in the aisle, looking at M9, I put my right foot in front of me, and then put out the tiger and crane double-shaped ones again.
M9 looked at the ox-horn knife lying on the ground and howled. He paused for a moment, immediately turned the saber, and waved it to my neck.
Nice, very smart guy
Standing in the aisle, looking at M9, I put my right foot in front of me, and then put out the tiger and crane double-shaped ones again.
M9 looked at the ox-horn knife lying on the ground and howled. He paused for a moment, immediately turned the saber, and waved it to my neck.
Nice, very smart guy
My posture remains unchanged. I kicked my left foot and took a step forward in an instant, bullying me in front of M9
Because he was a backhand knife, my left palm easily sealed his right wrist from the inside, and my right hand clenched half of his fist, and the inch force hit M9's Adam's apple, making him tilt his head back, and when his body was about to fall, I turned my hands and changed my movements, my right claw stuck to M9's right wrist, my left palm pressed his elbow, and my right foot was backward, and I turned around and pressed, and another crisp sound was heard.
Not bad, there's one left
Looking at the jump knife standing there, I put down M9, held his saber in my hand, and approached the jump knife.
Jumping the knife was already stupid. Seeing this, he immediately left the driver and pointed the knife at me.
Look at the ox horn knife, think about it, hold the knife in the back hand again; look at the M9, think about it, still is wrong, take it right again
Look at the right and wrong, if it weren't for the knife, he would have thought he would have thrown the knife
Looking at the jumping knife, I want to laugh
Bullying a brain-dead person is not a skill, so I threw the M9 in my hand to him
You're like this
I gestured at him empty-handedly, with one forehand and one forehand. Wouldn't that be enough?
Oh, thanks
After listening to my suggestion, I quickly followed the knife and took both knives to my right hand, but I couldn't hold both handles and one hand.
Not so, I will teach you if you took the wrong one
Looking at the clumsy look of Jumping Knife, I sighed, went up and took his knife, and posed on my hands. So! Do you understand?
oh oh!
Jumping the knife suddenly realized it, and reached out and wanted to get the knife back
I put my sword behind me and looked at him innocently
This poor child
After jumping into my knife for a long time, I came to my senses. In anger, I rushed towards me with my hands wide open.
It seems that I want to throw me to the ground while my hands are behind me
Want to push me down?
How is that possible?
You're not Loli
What should I do when someone rushes at you with his hands open?
If it's a woman, just open your hands as well
What if it was a man?
There are many ways, I used the most useful trick to deal with a man: aim at his crotch and kicked him out.
If God gave me a chance to start over, I would never use this trick
I will whip the back side, and I will whip the progressive hammer, I will leap forward and lift my knee to hit my chest, and even use the knife on my hand
However, I used a trick that will make me regret for life: flirting my vagina
The moves work very well and the strength is enough
I kicked it up and hit him in the lower body. Under the heavy blow, I saw his butt jumping higher than his head
The knife was so painful that he knelt on his knees, put his hands on my thighs, tightly clamped my soles between his legs, saliva flowed from his mouth, and his body kept shaking
He... actually shivered on me?
The cake seller is so disgusting
Looking at the expression of jumping the knife, my hair stood up: Let's go away!
I was scared and quickly retreated, trying to stay away from him
But he stuck to my legs like a piece of braised candy, and he even...uryed?
Squirt?
evil!
SHIT!
Who did I provoke me?
In a panic, I had no idea, I would just retreat blindly, kicking my right foot desperately, just like stepping on shit
But I forgot that there were two people lying behind me. I accidentally stepped on it, my body became soft, and I sat heavily on the ground, just sitting on the head of the shoulder pole... on the nail
Ah~~~ Several screams rang out at the same time
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