Chapter 1

Hero! Hero! Please help me this time! As soon as I entered the dormitory, my roommate Wang Ming hugged my thighs

I said, brother, do you look like a man like this?

I am very helpless about this best friend. If a beautiful woman hugs me like this, it will be very enjoyable. The key is that Wang Ming is not only a man, but also a weird guy with an ugly appearance.

One meter six in size, ninety kilograms, and dark skin, not healthy darkness, but the kind of dirty looking black, with huge face, except for the bloody mouth, all facial features are very small, and they are truce-shaped and twisted on their face.

Let me put it this way, Wang Ming's appearance is a failed graffiti work of a three-year-old child performing abnormally

Tell me, what do you want me to help?

Although he is ugly and weird, he is quite generous and obeys me. In addition, when I stand by him, I instantly upgraded from an ordinary handsome guy to a super handsome guy, so I don't mind being his best friend at all.

Hehe, it’s not the one you are best at, picking up girls!

Having said that, it is necessary to introduce yourself

I am Zhou Bufan, and I am studying in a university that is neither good nor bad. I am currently in my third year. I have a girlfriend who has just been dating for two months. I like to play online games and are good at picking up girls. I give them nicknames. Love Planner

Speaking of my personal conditions, I don’t brag, I am the kind of boy who is fascinated by girls with three 180s.

The so-called three 180s refer to 180cm tall, 180mm long, and 180㎡ house.

Of course I don’t have a house now, but I have a roommate weighing 180 pounds, which is almost the same!

Zhou Bufan is not my real name. My parents gave me the name Zhou Kefan. But one day, passing by a fortune telling stall, the old man with white beard said that if I continue to call this name, I will be cuckolded sooner or later. But I, who is never feudal superstitious, believed him for some reason and went to change his name.

Changing the name Bufan is also a blessing to be no longer ordinary and to make a name for yourself as soon as possible. However, my girlfriend said that because I chose the name myself, it can only be considered as pretentious.

My girlfriend doesn't talk much, but she can choke me to death by opening her mouth

Because I will have an internship next year, many classmates went out to find a job, and the original four-person dormitory was only Wang Ming and I.

I am a foreign student and I am not going to stay here. Wang Ming's family has some ideas and the work has been arranged long ago.

The schoolwork is not heavy, we are just waiting to die in school

The topic seems to be far away, I forgot that there is an ugly man holding my thighs

Okay, let me explain the specific situation! I took out the paper and pen to record it. This is my habit of listing the difficulties and overcoming them one by one.

Let's talk about the other person's appearance first

Super invincible and beautiful! Wang Ming stared at the top of his head and searched for the few words, but in the end he said it was equivalent to not saying it

How beautiful is it?

It's about the same level as Ruoxi

Your sister! Don’t compare girls with my girlfriend casually!

Ruoxi is my girlfriend and the goddess of the boys in the school

Everyone will think of eight words when talking about Ruoxi: cold as ice, as beautiful as peach and plum

Ruoxi looks like a typical beauty with long waist, melon-shaped face, willow-leaf eyebrows, eyes like stars, ice-skinned cheeks, high nose bridge, thin lips, a beauty mole at the bottom left corner of the mouth, 165 cm tall, my favorite outfit is long hair, a plain long skirt, and a pair of flat cloth shoes. There is a literary atmosphere wherever I go

Ruoxi doesn't say much and doesn't like to laugh. She is a recognized iceberg beauty. Being able to catch her is definitely my lifelong representative work

So, for this goddess, I don't allow others to compare her casually

Sorry! Wang Ming apologized immediately: I mean, it’s about that level!

If I could be on the same level as Ruoxi... I imagined Ruoxi's appearance, then looked at Wang Ming and wrote on paper: The difference in appearance∞

The other person's personality

I don't know this either. I just saw it on the road. I don't even know my name. I can't know my personality, but I look quite quiet.

I wrote on paper again: Character matching degree 0

The other person's hobbies

I saw her wearing headphones and probably liked music!

It's really a willful judgment. What if someone is listening to some audiobooks?

Bai Jie, Abin and the like

I wrote carefully: Love music (maybe)

After thinking about Wang Ming's singing level, he wrote: The possibility of impressing the other party by placing his preferences 0

The most important thing is whether she has a boyfriend? Forget it, you definitely don't know

No, no, I know this. Wang Ming said in a hurry as if he was seeking credit: I saw her thrown into a man's arms, so there is

I'll get it! Are you sick? If you can get enough time for her in this situation, I'll marry Alan? Peggy to show you tomorrow!

Bufan, just help me! I really love her. Although I only met once, my heart had been stolen by her. I will never marry her in my life.

Alas, there are really old-fashioned lines!