Qin Feng almost roared and roared out his name. He didn't want to be called a pervert. Although he was a little bit lustful, he was far from the point of a wolf. If a innocent boy like him who was full of infinite yearning for youth was also called a pervert, what was Xiao Yu's name?
Who asked you for your name? You said you saved me, but what happened when you peek at me for a bath? Tell me clearly?
How could I peek at you taking a shower? Who told you to scream so loudly when taking a shower? I thought you had something to do, but in a hurry I... accidentally saw you...
It's about his innocence, Qin Feng has to try his best to explain
What do you mean is my own fault from beginning to end?
No...I...
The woman's words made Qin Feng speechless, his head buried lower, and he murmured: At worst, I'll let you see it once too
you……
The woman pointed at Qin Feng angrily and said: What did you say?
No...I didn't say anything?
Unexpectedly, she would hear it, Qin Feng hurriedly replied: I didn’t say anything?
Humph! Dead pervert, no matter what, you must give me an explanation?
I……
At this time, Qin Feng really couldn't think of what to say, so he could only lower his head and pretend to be an ostrich
I'll give you four choices?
Seeing Qin Feng not saying anything for a long time, the woman's beautiful eyes roamed on his face, and said in a gentle and firm tone.
Um!
Qin Feng nodded quickly. Things seemed to have a turnaround, so we need to grasp it carefully.
The woman smiled slightly, clicked on the table with her slender index finger, and said slowly: A: Make a contract, indicating that you will do things in the next year according to the contract; B: You must help me complete three things; C: Choose all of the above
Didn’t you say there are four choices?
Seeing that she didn't continue talking, Qin Feng was surprised. Of course, if the first three were not so embarrassed, he would not recommend choosing among the first three.
D: I slashed you with one palm
Seeing Qin Feng look stunned and petrified in an instant, she immediately showed an expression that she knew you wouldn't have chosen D.
Can I not choose?
Qin Feng made his last efforts to defend his legitimate rights and interests
Yes, the woman answered readily
Unexpectedly, she was so understanding, reasonable, and cognitive about the overall situation... Qin Feng said that such a beautiful woman must have a beautiful and kind heart, right?
Your name is Qin Feng? You should still be a student, and there is only one school in Nanhua nearby, so I don’t mind finding your teacher to exchange opinions with her about what happened today.
Her words smashed Qin Feng’s beautiful hope and realized the cruel reality again. Where can I find a kind and beautiful woman in the world?
I've read too many online novels
Qin Feng took back all the comments he had just said. The woman's kindness was inversely proportional to her beauty.
Which bastard told her my name just now?
After recalling who the mistake was, Qin Feng had to criticize himself hard in his heart
Qin Feng made up his mind and knew that he was in danger today, but who was Qin Feng afraid of?
Besides, I didn't mean it, I felt guilty
Putting aside the concerns in his heart, Qin Feng's deep eyes gradually returned to his former spirit, which made the woman's eyes lit up.
Do you think this is OK?
Qin Feng smiled and started to fight back. Since I made such a big mistake, it would be better to promise myself. What?
You...I, Zheng Min'er, will ask you to give me a promise
After hearing Qin Feng's words, the woman was angry and shouted angrily, Humph! It's okay if you look average, but my man at least has to be stronger than me. Can you do it?
It turns out that her name is Zheng Min'er, and her very good name is Min'er!
Qin Feng silently recited the name twice in his heart
You... I don't change my name or not, but I just call you Zheng Min'er, who can let you, Min'er? Min'er is so intimate?
Before he knew it, Qin Feng took the initiative to speak
Haha... If you feel you are at a disadvantage, you can also call me Liufeng or Brother Feng...
Looking at Zheng Min'er's little red face, Qin Feng felt proud
Zheng Min'er felt very uncomfortable. Because of her appearance, other men are obedient to her. This person named Qin Feng doesn't take him seriously at all.
Qin Feng, you must choose one of the four conditions I give you, otherwise I will go to your school every day to make you restless?
Zheng Min'er got angry at the lady and said to Qin Feng with a name
To be honest, Qin Feng is really afraid that she will go to school to make trouble. If this happens, everyone will often only sympathize with the weak side. Judging from the appearance alone, Qin Feng can't compare to Zheng Min'er.
Qin Feng's silent attitude seemed to have become acquiescent. Zheng Min'er was encouraged and chose one for him. She quickly ran into the study, took out the paper and pen and lay on the table and started writing silently.
Hello, pervert, take it to see!
Zheng Min'er walked back to the hall at some point and handed Qin Feng a note, and sat on the sofa opposite him again.
Qin Feng was also very curious about what she wrote?
But when he took it, Qin Feng suddenly felt dizzy and his head was dizzy...
Relevant provisions of the pervert contract: Party A: Pervert Qin Feng and Party B: Woman Zheng Min'er, pervert shall not violate Zheng Min'er's words
2. Perverts must be on call
3. Perverts are not allowed to investigate Zheng Min'er in any way
4. Even if the pervert meets Zheng Min'er on the street, he will pretend not to know him and will not take the initiative to come forward to talk.
5. Perverts are strictly prohibited from coming to Zheng Min'er on their own initiative, so they can only be summoned by Zheng Min'er.
Six, Perverts must not tell the story of today to third parties
seven,……
eight,……
Nine,……
10. The regulations will be subject to additional changes depending on the situation and the performance of the pervert. Perverts must not have complaints, dissatisfaction or behavior.
Once the above clause is violated, regardless of the reason, it will be considered as a violation of the contract, and the contract time will double.
All perverts must comply with and must agree to the implementation of the above provisions
Signed by the person in charge of Party B of the contract Zheng Miner
Why does this contract become more and more like a contract selling the body the more you read?
Qin Feng almost fainted after reading it. He was deceived by the Superpower Bureau just now, and now he is almost gone for freedom in life. And even if he signs a contract, does he need to add the word pervert in front of each paragraph?
Am I a pervert?
Am I like a pervert?
If I am a pervert, because your condition just now hasn't been long since...
Good people are hard to do these days!
It is difficult to be a man, it is even more male to be a man, and it is even more difficult to be a man as a good man!
In desperation, Qin Feng signed this unequal treaty that lost the country and humiliated the power, and sold himself in this way.
Holding a contract with each other's names in his hand, Zheng Min'er danced happily
Okay, now it's almost done, I'll leave you the task of making supper
Qin Feng's mouth was moving and his voice was still coming out. Zheng Min'er shook the contract letter in her hand. There was no such thing as saying. Why? He swallowed the three words back again.
Qin Feng stood up angrily, walked silently to the kitchen, and opened the refrigerator
Wow! There is nothing?
Qin Feng turned the refrigerator upside down and found only two packs of instant noodles.
There is nothing I can do, what do you ask me to do if I don’t have any materials?
Qin Feng said to Zheng Min'er, who was sitting in the living room watching TV: You have nothing in the refrigerator, what did you ask me to do?
No? You won’t buy it yourself without it? Can’t you learn to be smarter?
Zheng Min'er looked at the TV and said without raising her head: I don't have to tell you where the supermarket is, right?
Qin Feng sighed helplessly, lowered his head and said: I'll go, I'll go now
Qin Feng cooked the rice in the pot and walked out of the house
Hey, pervert, do you have money?
After saying that, Zheng Min'er trotted over and handed the money to Qin Feng. It seemed that she was not so bad that she was hopeless. Qin Feng's impression of her changed a little, but Zheng Min'er's next words made Qin Feng speechless.
Remember, you have to pay receipts for everything, who knows if you will be able to fill your pockets
After saying that, he ignored Qin Feng's mouth was wide open, and ran back to watch TV.
Are you not afraid that I will run away and not come back?
Qin Feng thought deeply depressedly
The sound of closing the door sounded, and Zheng Min'er's smile also sounded softly: Can I take my seven-successful Red Lotus Palm and be like a ok, Qin Feng, what kind of person are you?
Of course no one will answer her, and she never thought that she would know the answer now
Zheng Min'er swayed the contract letter in her hand and murmured to herself: It seems that the days ahead will be interesting.
Who would have thought of a light piece of paper and Qin Feng was involved in endless disputes among ancient martial arts families? Of course, his life became richer
It took Qin Feng to buy some vegetables and fresh meat from a nearby supermarket, and then he was busy preparing dinner.
It's time to eat
After putting the last dish on the table, Qin Feng said to Zheng Min'er: Miss, I'm here to have a meal. Do you still want me to feed you?
Qin Feng copied a plate of green pepper shredded pork, a plate of cucumber meat slices, a plate of shredded potatoes, and a tomato and egg soup. It was not rich, but it was enough for two people to eat it.
At the dinner table, neither of them spoke, but just ate silently. It was not until the end that Zheng Min'er said in a surprising way: The dishes you cook are better than those in ordinary hotels, so just transfer that to cook for me in the future.
Qin Feng was so anxious that he almost vomited out what he had eaten. His appearance made Zheng Min'er smile softly.
Look, I'm joking, I don't have any sense of humor
Zheng Min'er said with a smile
Miss, some jokes are not allowed to be made randomly
Of course, I only dare to say this in my heart. I dared to argue with her just now, but now when Qin Feng thinks of the contract in Zheng Min'er's hand, he feels cold in his heart.
I'm going abroad to do something soon, so you don't have to worry about me asking you for trouble recently
Zheng Min'er said to herself
Qin Feng finally understood in his heart that not everyone can afford to have sex with him.
Okay, I'm done. After you finish eating, remember to wash the dishes and clean the table
Zheng Min'er applied her seductive little mouth with a tissue and said slowly
You...I...
I wished that Zheng Min'er would be pressed down hard and beat her butt in half. Qin Feng buried his head and vented his anger on the food on the table.
Do you have any comments or questions? Or do you want to do exercise after meals, such as mopping the floor, washing clothes, etc.
Qin Feng's fantasy about Zheng Min'er was thrown away. He decided that he would hide away from him as long as he was a woman in the future.
After Zheng Min'er arranged the task to Qin Feng very simply, she sat on the sofa and watched TV casually. Qin Feng obediently cleaned up the table and went to the kitchen to wash dishes.
Who asked you for your name? You said you saved me, but what happened when you peek at me for a bath? Tell me clearly?
How could I peek at you taking a shower? Who told you to scream so loudly when taking a shower? I thought you had something to do, but in a hurry I... accidentally saw you...
It's about his innocence, Qin Feng has to try his best to explain
What do you mean is my own fault from beginning to end?
No...I...
The woman's words made Qin Feng speechless, his head buried lower, and he murmured: At worst, I'll let you see it once too
you……
The woman pointed at Qin Feng angrily and said: What did you say?
No...I didn't say anything?
Unexpectedly, she would hear it, Qin Feng hurriedly replied: I didn’t say anything?
Humph! Dead pervert, no matter what, you must give me an explanation?
I……
At this time, Qin Feng really couldn't think of what to say, so he could only lower his head and pretend to be an ostrich
I'll give you four choices?
Seeing Qin Feng not saying anything for a long time, the woman's beautiful eyes roamed on his face, and said in a gentle and firm tone.
Um!
Qin Feng nodded quickly. Things seemed to have a turnaround, so we need to grasp it carefully.
The woman smiled slightly, clicked on the table with her slender index finger, and said slowly: A: Make a contract, indicating that you will do things in the next year according to the contract; B: You must help me complete three things; C: Choose all of the above
Didn’t you say there are four choices?
Seeing that she didn't continue talking, Qin Feng was surprised. Of course, if the first three were not so embarrassed, he would not recommend choosing among the first three.
D: I slashed you with one palm
Seeing Qin Feng look stunned and petrified in an instant, she immediately showed an expression that she knew you wouldn't have chosen D.
Can I not choose?
Qin Feng made his last efforts to defend his legitimate rights and interests
Yes, the woman answered readily
Unexpectedly, she was so understanding, reasonable, and cognitive about the overall situation... Qin Feng said that such a beautiful woman must have a beautiful and kind heart, right?
Your name is Qin Feng? You should still be a student, and there is only one school in Nanhua nearby, so I don’t mind finding your teacher to exchange opinions with her about what happened today.
Her words smashed Qin Feng’s beautiful hope and realized the cruel reality again. Where can I find a kind and beautiful woman in the world?
I've read too many online novels
Qin Feng took back all the comments he had just said. The woman's kindness was inversely proportional to her beauty.
Which bastard told her my name just now?
After recalling who the mistake was, Qin Feng had to criticize himself hard in his heart
Qin Feng made up his mind and knew that he was in danger today, but who was Qin Feng afraid of?
Besides, I didn't mean it, I felt guilty
Putting aside the concerns in his heart, Qin Feng's deep eyes gradually returned to his former spirit, which made the woman's eyes lit up.
Do you think this is OK?
Qin Feng smiled and started to fight back. Since I made such a big mistake, it would be better to promise myself. What?
You...I, Zheng Min'er, will ask you to give me a promise
After hearing Qin Feng's words, the woman was angry and shouted angrily, Humph! It's okay if you look average, but my man at least has to be stronger than me. Can you do it?
It turns out that her name is Zheng Min'er, and her very good name is Min'er!
Qin Feng silently recited the name twice in his heart
You... I don't change my name or not, but I just call you Zheng Min'er, who can let you, Min'er? Min'er is so intimate?
Before he knew it, Qin Feng took the initiative to speak
Haha... If you feel you are at a disadvantage, you can also call me Liufeng or Brother Feng...
Looking at Zheng Min'er's little red face, Qin Feng felt proud
Zheng Min'er felt very uncomfortable. Because of her appearance, other men are obedient to her. This person named Qin Feng doesn't take him seriously at all.
Qin Feng, you must choose one of the four conditions I give you, otherwise I will go to your school every day to make you restless?
Zheng Min'er got angry at the lady and said to Qin Feng with a name
To be honest, Qin Feng is really afraid that she will go to school to make trouble. If this happens, everyone will often only sympathize with the weak side. Judging from the appearance alone, Qin Feng can't compare to Zheng Min'er.
Qin Feng's silent attitude seemed to have become acquiescent. Zheng Min'er was encouraged and chose one for him. She quickly ran into the study, took out the paper and pen and lay on the table and started writing silently.
Hello, pervert, take it to see!
Zheng Min'er walked back to the hall at some point and handed Qin Feng a note, and sat on the sofa opposite him again.
Qin Feng was also very curious about what she wrote?
But when he took it, Qin Feng suddenly felt dizzy and his head was dizzy...
Relevant provisions of the pervert contract: Party A: Pervert Qin Feng and Party B: Woman Zheng Min'er, pervert shall not violate Zheng Min'er's words
2. Perverts must be on call
3. Perverts are not allowed to investigate Zheng Min'er in any way
4. Even if the pervert meets Zheng Min'er on the street, he will pretend not to know him and will not take the initiative to come forward to talk.
5. Perverts are strictly prohibited from coming to Zheng Min'er on their own initiative, so they can only be summoned by Zheng Min'er.
Six, Perverts must not tell the story of today to third parties
seven,……
eight,……
Nine,……
10. The regulations will be subject to additional changes depending on the situation and the performance of the pervert. Perverts must not have complaints, dissatisfaction or behavior.
Once the above clause is violated, regardless of the reason, it will be considered as a violation of the contract, and the contract time will double.
All perverts must comply with and must agree to the implementation of the above provisions
Signed by the person in charge of Party B of the contract Zheng Miner
Why does this contract become more and more like a contract selling the body the more you read?
Qin Feng almost fainted after reading it. He was deceived by the Superpower Bureau just now, and now he is almost gone for freedom in life. And even if he signs a contract, does he need to add the word pervert in front of each paragraph?
Am I a pervert?
Am I like a pervert?
If I am a pervert, because your condition just now hasn't been long since...
Good people are hard to do these days!
It is difficult to be a man, it is even more male to be a man, and it is even more difficult to be a man as a good man!
In desperation, Qin Feng signed this unequal treaty that lost the country and humiliated the power, and sold himself in this way.
Holding a contract with each other's names in his hand, Zheng Min'er danced happily
Okay, now it's almost done, I'll leave you the task of making supper
Qin Feng's mouth was moving and his voice was still coming out. Zheng Min'er shook the contract letter in her hand. There was no such thing as saying. Why? He swallowed the three words back again.
Qin Feng stood up angrily, walked silently to the kitchen, and opened the refrigerator
Wow! There is nothing?
Qin Feng turned the refrigerator upside down and found only two packs of instant noodles.
There is nothing I can do, what do you ask me to do if I don’t have any materials?
Qin Feng said to Zheng Min'er, who was sitting in the living room watching TV: You have nothing in the refrigerator, what did you ask me to do?
No? You won’t buy it yourself without it? Can’t you learn to be smarter?
Zheng Min'er looked at the TV and said without raising her head: I don't have to tell you where the supermarket is, right?
Qin Feng sighed helplessly, lowered his head and said: I'll go, I'll go now
Qin Feng cooked the rice in the pot and walked out of the house
Hey, pervert, do you have money?
After saying that, Zheng Min'er trotted over and handed the money to Qin Feng. It seemed that she was not so bad that she was hopeless. Qin Feng's impression of her changed a little, but Zheng Min'er's next words made Qin Feng speechless.
Remember, you have to pay receipts for everything, who knows if you will be able to fill your pockets
After saying that, he ignored Qin Feng's mouth was wide open, and ran back to watch TV.
Are you not afraid that I will run away and not come back?
Qin Feng thought deeply depressedly
The sound of closing the door sounded, and Zheng Min'er's smile also sounded softly: Can I take my seven-successful Red Lotus Palm and be like a ok, Qin Feng, what kind of person are you?
Of course no one will answer her, and she never thought that she would know the answer now
Zheng Min'er swayed the contract letter in her hand and murmured to herself: It seems that the days ahead will be interesting.
Who would have thought of a light piece of paper and Qin Feng was involved in endless disputes among ancient martial arts families? Of course, his life became richer
It took Qin Feng to buy some vegetables and fresh meat from a nearby supermarket, and then he was busy preparing dinner.
It's time to eat
After putting the last dish on the table, Qin Feng said to Zheng Min'er: Miss, I'm here to have a meal. Do you still want me to feed you?
Qin Feng copied a plate of green pepper shredded pork, a plate of cucumber meat slices, a plate of shredded potatoes, and a tomato and egg soup. It was not rich, but it was enough for two people to eat it.
At the dinner table, neither of them spoke, but just ate silently. It was not until the end that Zheng Min'er said in a surprising way: The dishes you cook are better than those in ordinary hotels, so just transfer that to cook for me in the future.
Qin Feng was so anxious that he almost vomited out what he had eaten. His appearance made Zheng Min'er smile softly.
Look, I'm joking, I don't have any sense of humor
Zheng Min'er said with a smile
Miss, some jokes are not allowed to be made randomly
Of course, I only dare to say this in my heart. I dared to argue with her just now, but now when Qin Feng thinks of the contract in Zheng Min'er's hand, he feels cold in his heart.
I'm going abroad to do something soon, so you don't have to worry about me asking you for trouble recently
Zheng Min'er said to herself
Qin Feng finally understood in his heart that not everyone can afford to have sex with him.
Okay, I'm done. After you finish eating, remember to wash the dishes and clean the table
Zheng Min'er applied her seductive little mouth with a tissue and said slowly
You...I...
I wished that Zheng Min'er would be pressed down hard and beat her butt in half. Qin Feng buried his head and vented his anger on the food on the table.
Do you have any comments or questions? Or do you want to do exercise after meals, such as mopping the floor, washing clothes, etc.
Qin Feng's fantasy about Zheng Min'er was thrown away. He decided that he would hide away from him as long as he was a woman in the future.
After Zheng Min'er arranged the task to Qin Feng very simply, she sat on the sofa and watched TV casually. Qin Feng obediently cleaned up the table and went to the kitchen to wash dishes.