Zhao Wumou ran away in a straight line. He flashed to the left as soon as he went out, and rolled on the spot with Liu Mèi Yan in his arms, giving out the front position.
The one who blocked the front was Master Qingci from Jiming Temple. He was holding a string of Buddhist beads in his hand. When he saw the ghost, the Buddhist beads in his hand were hit by a Japanese ghost's vagina before he could throw them out.
The Yin Bullet is accumulating the filthy energy. When it hits a living person, the person's soul will be smashed immediately, but there is no external injury on the body.
Master Qingci didn't scream, but fell backwards. The old Taoist Cao Dingfang who followed him yelled: "Do you dare to hear a ghost?"
The Taoist talisman in his hand followed Qianjin, and the ashes of the talisman went away. A splattered tiger roared angrily, and he rushed towards the Japanese ghost with four claws.
The Japanese ghost yelled: Baga!
Kneel on one knee, raise the gun and shoot
Cao Laodao's Fu Hu was shaking by the Japanese ghost's foe. Before he could pounce, he dispersed and disappeared.
Old Taoist Cao shouted: Oh! Is he a male ghost or a Japanese ghost, not a female ghost, why is he different from what Xiao Chen said? Well, try this again!
As he spoke, he sharpened the peach wood sword in his hand and shouted: "Qi!"
The peach wood sword turned into a red ring, opened its teeth and shook its tail, and flew towards the Japanese ghost like electricity. The twisted tail was rolled up and wrapped around the Japanese ghost.
The Japanese ghost yelled and cursed, and fell to the ground with the red dragon, and then tore it aside.
Old Taoist Cao hurriedly closed the door, posted a few closed door talismans, and then shouted: Two fellow Taoists come over and use the ink dove thread to bounce the crack on the door. That Japanese ghost is powerful, but it will not be easy to think of it, and it will inevitably jump out of the roof. At that time, everyone will greet him with peach wood arrows. This blue sky and sunny thing will definitely kill him and will never be reborn!
The Japanese ghost is the cultivation level of the Three Evils, and it doesn't contain any worries. In less than ten minutes, he dealt with the Fu Qiu of Old Taoist Cao. He followed a sharp roar inside, which shocked everyone outside to panic.
Old Taoist Cao shouted: Don’t be afraid! As long as we guard the formation, he will do nothing. Just follow the plan and set up the Yangke Formation and refine his soul!
The Taoist monks around were in pain and arranged the copper coins he collected around the villa into a Yang Bagua. The copper coins were then inserted into raw chicken bones in their eyes, and then they sat in a corner, lying in their mouths.
On!
The Japanese inside were so hard that they could not stand being cooked by this kind of yang Taoist formation. The powerful ghost howled and jumped around to think about it. However, since the magic circle was formed, how could he easily come out?
Old Taoist Cao shouted: Listen to the fellow Taoist on the roofs on all sides, the ghost can’t stand it anymore, prepare the peach wood arrow, and you will shoot as soon as he comes out!
Several experienced men around agreed together
Bang! A violent sound, the Japanese ghost ignored the sun in the daytime, jumped over the wall and opened up to break the roof and wanted to run away.
The old Taoist lying around to pull the crossbow's plate machine together, dozens of peach wood arrows soaked in black dog blood were shot into the soul of the Japanese ghost.
On!
Japan screamed, and the red soul, which had originally collapsed with three blood lights, had turned into a black spot when it came out. It was directly demoted from the Three Evil Ghosts to become an evil ghost. After being shot by dozens of peach wood arrows, even the evil ghost could not be made, but it was also gone. The black ghost shadow, who was hit by the peach wood arrow, turned into an ordinary white resentful spirit, howled and fell into Cuiping Lake under the villa, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
A dozen old Taoists and monks looked at each other in a cold voice, and one of them said: What should I do? He actually told him to run away!
Cao Laodao said: He has become an ordinary resentful spirit. If he dares to come out and do something, it will not be too late to accept him. We have tried our best to do this, but it is finally OK. God will not destroy him, and it is not possible for human power, but we can also make a contribution to Boss Liu!
Amitus Buddha
Amitabha Buddha
A dozen immortals recited French: This is the only way! Since we have achieved success, we can go back!
Lao Dao Cao nodded and said: Please, fellow Taoists!
From then on, the originally quiet villa group of Cuiping Mountain began to cause trouble. Moreover, the ghost thief was slippery. As long as an expert came, he would immediately hide in the huge lake. When the expert left, he would come out to harass him again, causing everyone a headache and fear
Besides, Zhao Wumou, holding a naked beauty, ran all the way to the car in front of the door and shouted: Go quickly and go quickly!
Liu Deheng followed behind and shouted in anger: You young man, how could you carry her out like this? What does it look like in broad daylight? Put a piece of clothing on her!
As he spoke, he followed Zhao Wumou into the car, hurriedly took off his coat, and put it on his daughter.
Chen Danian rushed out without thinking, stepped on the accelerator, and the car engine roared and left in the dust.
Liu Deheng said: Are you not waiting for Zhenren Cao and the others?
Zhao Wumou grinned and said: Find a place to release Miss Liu's soul first, and settle it before picking up Old Dao Cao!
Liu Deheng was confident in Cao Laodao's Taoist practice. He thought that a wild ghost would definitely not be his opponent. At that time, the ghost occupied his daughter's body, and Cao Laodao was afraid of being afraid to act rashly. Now that the ghost has been driven out, Cao Laodao can start a killing spree, so he nodded and said: OK! Go to Cuipingshan Hotel at the foot of the mountain!
Zhao Wumou took food together, and his middle fingers twisted a Taoist ritual, and a little bit in Liu Mèi Yan's seal hall, helping her soul regain control of her body.
Liu Mèiyan, who was in a coma, suddenly opened her eyes and raised her hand and slapped her hand.
Zhao Wumou grabbed her snow-white palm and smiled: Miss Liu! But did I save you? I didn’t say thank you, I just raised my hand and beat you. Did you repay your kindness?
Liu mèi Yan sat upright, tightened her coat with both hands, and gritted her teeth with her eyebrows: You pervert, how do you fiddle with me? I want me to thank you! Dreaming!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: If that is not the case, our plan may fail!
Liu mèi Yan hummed: Fart!
While speaking, a long and white thigh kicked over, but Zhao Wumou caught in his hand. A soft and smooth feeling of pinkness and fleshy smell was swaying.
Liu Deheng waved his hand and said: OK! It’s true that this little brother risked his life to save you, and Chen Dainian is also good. After I go back, I will immediately give him a raise and be promoted to department manager!
Chen Danian said happily: Thank you, boss!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: After you return to the company, ask those old people to check carefully, and be sure to clean it to avoid rekindling!
Liu Deheng said: Of course, I have almost finished the little ghosts in the company. If I destroy the female ghost's bones, everything will be fine!
Liu Mèiyan pulled Zhao Wumou's belt and said: Take off his pants!
Zhao Wumou held her hands and glared: What do you want to do?
Liu Mèi's scent: Wear it for me! You don't ask me to go to the hotel naked, right?
Zhao Wumou snorted: No! I am only responsible for getting your body out. As for taking off your pants, it is not within the scope of the contract, so I will not obey you!
Liu mèiyan reached out and said: Dead! I will never forgive you!
Liu Deheng shook his head and said: OK! It’s not good for you to wear men’s pants. In this way, Xiao Chen, you can make a bend and buy some clothes to put on the mèi cigarettes first, and then we will go to the hotel!
Chen Dainian nodded and said: OK!
Liu mèiyan scolded Zhao Wumou: Don’t watch it!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: I've seen it all long ago, what's so strange about it? Not only have I seen it, I'm also there!
Liu mèi Yan shouted angrily: Shut up! I dare to say another word. After I go back, I will immediately ask my brother to cut your dick!
Liu Deheng shook his head straight
Liu Mèi Yan often comes out to play with women. It would be fine if he faces Zhao Wumou alone, but in front of me, I feel that he can't afford to face.
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: Put me down at the subway entrance in front. Mr. Liu, you already know my account opening bank and card number. Please transfer the money to my card. Thank you!
Then he shut his mouth and said nothing
Liu Deheng nodded and said: Of course!
Liu Mèi Yan became even more angry and reached out to twist Zhao Wumou's ear and said: Do you want money to take advantage of me?
Twist Zhao Wumou's snow hand, and it was almost impossible to twist it.
Ga!
The car stopped at the subway entrance, Zhao Wumou opened the car door and said with a smile: Goodbye!
Liu Mèi Yan was about to stand up when a cold wind blew outside the car, and suddenly remembered that he was naked, so he had to sit back and gritted his teeth and shouted at Zhao Wumou's background: Bastard! Dead! Take advantage of me! Listen to me, we have not finished this matter!
Old Man Liu coughed and said: That! mèi cigarette, in fact, if you don’t move around, it will be better. Once you move around, you will be in a big way!
Liu Mèi Yan snorted, raised his hand to give Chen Danian a thunderous snatch, and shouted: Drive quickly, don’t look back!
Chen Danian snorted in pain and did not dare to say anything. He even greeted Liu Mèi Yan's mother in his heart. The thief's eyes involuntarily glanced at Liu Mèi Yan's thigh from the reflector, and then started the car
Zhao Wumou was so happy that he thought he had lost his job and was sad this year. He didn't expect that he would earn 100,000 yuan in a row and didn't join forces to do anything. It was really a pie that fell from the sky. After receiving the 50,000 yuan from Liu Deheng, he immediately bought a lot of paper money without treasures and prepared to burn it to the dead ghost on New Year's Eve so that he could have no worries about food and clothing in the underworld.
Of course, living people can't lose money. Zhao Wumou ran to the market, picked up good things, ate, dressed, and drank, and got a bunch of things like a hill to go home.
On the afternoon of New Year's Eve, Zhao Wumou and his widowed mother cooked and stewed, and were very happy.
The widowed mother smiled and said: It’s been a fat year this year, so it would be great if you were still here!
Zhao Wumou said: There is nothing we can do about this. Before dinner, we will cook a lot of things for him to have fun there!
The widowed mother hesitated and said: Uncle Han, do you know each other?
Zhao Wumou said: Of course I met, what's wrong?
The widowed mother said: When you are not at home, I will burn paper for you. He said to me several times when he saw it. This time you bought so many sacrifices, and you will naturally act more when burning. When he sees it, you must talk a little, don’t do anything nonsense!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: Didn’t I pick two iron buckets? We burned them in the bucket, and what’s wrong with him?
The widowed mother sighed: People don’t believe this, they say we burn paper to destroy the environment!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: Don’t he burn his house? Besides, burning paper to sacrifice to his ancestors has burned them for thousands of years, and no environment has been destroyed. In this way, when I was not at home, you were so angry that I was old and immortal?
The widowed mother sighed: It’s not even a question of being angry, but he was so sad that his family did not burn paper. He was a party member of XX, and his parents’ ashes were thrown into the river according to the country’s call. His family didn’t even have a ancestral grave, so why would he burn paper?
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: Since ancient times, yin and yang have been mutually beneficial. If people in the world are protected by their ancestors, their lives will be better. Similarly, if ancestors in the underworld receive incense from relatives in the world, their lives will be better. If those who are immortal do not worship their ancestors, I guess their lives are not very easy, right?
The widowed mother said: Yes! Lao Han has been laid off for ten years. He lives with the help of the neighborhood committee every year. He can't make money even if he does a small business. His wife is not in good health. The doctor said that she has a mental mental problem with the cervical spine, and that problem cannot be cured. Now she is paralyzed at home. Her son is two or three years younger than you. She has graduated from college for many years and can't find a decent job. The family is stuttering!
Zhao Wumou snorted: Then he is still meddling in other people's business?
The widowed mother said: That's what his man is. He will say something he thinks is disliked!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: That's because he is a mean person. Many people from the countryside are doing very well in the city. They need cars and houses. Do you always know why?
The widowed mother said: They worked hard on themselves!
Zhao Wumou hummed: In addition to their own efforts, there are also opportunities. The so-called opportunity is what the ancestors say in metaphysics say. The rural areas do not believe in old man Mao. He burns paper and sacrifices that should be sacrificed. Many rural ancestral temples and ancestral halls still enjoy incense all the time. These children who are blessed by the ancestors of the clan ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestr
The widowed mother said: You can't say that. We are the four seasons of sacrifices, so why don't you do well?
Zhao Wumou sighed: Oh my god! To be honest, I have checked it myself. I didn’t know what evil star it was in my previous life or in the previous few lives, so I did this. As long as I find the corpse of my previous life and use Taoism to relocate it in a very good place, my luck will be turned around immediately. What is even more difficult to understand is that if I had too deep resentment in my previous life, it would be impossible to reincarnate, but if I was reincarnated, it would be a waste of time!
The widowed mother scolded: On New Year's Eve, I will talk about gods and ghosts? That old man will teach you some weird things. You don't study well. If you study hard at a young age and get into a prestigious university, you will not work in a private enterprise, nor will you make me feel scared all day long, afraid that you will be unemployed!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: The old man taught me Taoism and martial arts for ten years. Until he left, he didn't tell me who he was. It's really a waste of time. Now that the old man is, he doesn't know where to die?
The widowed mother said: Maybe you are destined to be? It’s not easy for him to wander around alone!
Zhao Wumou grinned and said: Come on? What are you thinking about with his cultivation level? What’s not easy?
The widowed mother nodded and said: That's right, but what she said just now is not the same as being protected by our ancestors. Look, if you want to make money, you have to see if you let go of your face. If many beautiful girls who work are willing to let go of their face and go to that kind of place, can they make money?
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: You can go to that kind of place by putting down your face. Many girls will not get sick after ten years of work. There are also many girls who will win the prize after a few times. This is the difference. If you talk about these gossips, you still don’t understand. If the old man who is not dead in the future dares to talk nonsense again, I have a way to cure him!
The widowed mother said worriedly: You can’t do anything wrong!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: Of course he won’t do anything wrong!
At five o'clock in the evening, it was already dark. Zhao Wumou and his widowed mother moved several large bags of gold and silver ingots that Zhao Wumou bought down the stairs. He found an open space on the street and piled up the sacrifices in one place to burn them.
Zhao Wumou made a Taoist decision, and a gust of cold wind suddenly blew up on the ground. Several ghosts appeared in Zhao Wumou's contempt, standing side by side in front of him, preparing to receive supplies.
Zhao Wumou sang: These are precious gold and silver, you have to be careful and be sure to deliver them to the owner!
After that, I ignited my death date and name first
A ghost logistics company reached out to take it, and the ghost said: With the date and name of death, we will never be wrong, but if the owner is born, he can only be placed in your nanny!
Zhao Wumou smiled, without using a lighter, turned his left hand and sacrificed the Taoist fire and ignited the sacrifice. The ghost traffic was shocked. He knew that it was a sacrificial ancestor who had a Taoist practice and started working hard.
Zhao Wumou burned a lot of big bags and small bags. Half an hour later, when he was burning hard, a voice sounded in his ears: Are you still going to finish? Isn’t this polluting the environment? Isn’t it stupid!
Zhao Wumou turned his head and smiled: Old Han is not dead! Hello! Hey! He has lived at such a big age and has he eaten shit?
Old Man Han said furiously: Little bastard! Why do you hurt people if you say it?
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: I burn my paper myself. What's the matter with you? I want you to do it too much?
Old man Han couldn't get down, and became furious. He reached out to beat Zhao Wumou, but Zhao Wumou grabbed his wrist and couldn't move.
The widowed mother said repeatedly on the side: Master Han! We'll burn it now, don't get angry!
Old Man Han said: Look at how your son speaks?
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: Old Han is not dead, how do you become a human being? Do you don’t believe in ghosts and gods?
Old Man Han said: I believe in so-called so-called and atheist. How many years have you been liberated? Why are you still feudal superstition?
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: You are disrespectful to God, you are disrespectful to Buddha, and you are not worshipping your ancestors. You don’t think about why your family is so unlucky?
Old Man Han said angrily: Your family is not much better than my family when they are engaged in feudal superstition all day long!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: I don’t argue with you. Don’t you believe there are ghosts? Today I will ask you to see your father and mother, see where they are and what kind of life they are living?
Old Man Han said angrily: What do you want to do? Can you kill someone?
Zhao Wumou suddenly let go of the hand that grabbed the old ghost, ate his left hand, and raised his middle fingers together, and pointed it in the middle of the old ghost's seal hall, then pointed to the ground and shouted: The bright light leads the way, and the soul follows closely, go! Ignorance comes back three days later!
Old man Han fell backwards, but Zhao Wumou caught him and gently fell into the dead grass on the roadside.
The widowed mother said in surprise: What happened to you?
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: It's nothing, he just led his soul to the underworld and looked at his mother. After ten minutes, he naturally woke up. We burned us, so don't worry about him!
The widowed mother doesn’t know: Then what did you say just now and come back in three days? If he lies here for three days, he will definitely freeze to death!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: Mom! It’s not often that people say that one day in the sky, one year on the earth, and one year on the earth, one year on the earth, one year on the earth, and what I mean is the three days of the yin time. For us, it’s just a while, and he will definitely come back!
The widowed mother said: If you really have this ability, let him see his father and mother, why don’t you do anything to tell me to see your father?
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: I was reincarnated two months ago, you can’t see him!
In fact, if you leave your soul like this, it is very harmful, but you won’t die on the spot. If your soul is damaged, you will be suffering from all kinds of diseases and cannot be cured in any hospital. Although Zhao Wumou is not a good man and a woman, how could he use the same method to separate the soul of his widowed mother?
Zhao Wumou and his son burned all the remaining paper money, set off firecrackers, went upstairs to have dinner, and no longer cared about Han Laogui.
Besides, Old Gui Han felt that he followed a green light and fled into the ground. Along the way, there were ghosts protruding their heads and talking, and they didn't know what they were saying. His body was floating and landing straight in a place, familiar, but he had never come. Looking up, a red full moon reflected in the sky
Han Laogui said intimately: Could that little bastard really kill me?
Just as he was wondering, a group of ghost dogs roared and knocked him to the side. They were falling on the two beggars on the roadside, and the two beggars cursed together.
Old Gui Han looked closely and couldn't help but be shocked: Dad!
The male beggar was stunned, and then beat his chest and howled wildly: God sees pitiful, old lady, come and see, your baby son is here, hahaha!
The other beggar is Han Laogui's mother. When she saw Han Laogui, she didn't say a word and raised her hand and hit her.
Han Laogui covered his hands with his hands and shouted: Your two elders have been dead for many years, why haven’t you been reincarnated yet?
Old Han Gui's old man shouted angrily: Reincarnation? Why don't you have to be reincarnated? You are an unworthy son, we have nurtured you in vain. Since we died, we have not even burned us a penny!
The old woman howled angrily: Fight and beat you! Kill you, the ungrateful wolf!
Old Gui Han said anxiously: If you have something to say, don’t hit him?
The old woman cried and said: Since you were born, I love you and raised you. I originally hoped to raise a son and send us off. But you didn't expect that you would scatter our ashes in the river, making us unable to live in a place to die. You are unfilial and you are just a rebellious son!
Old Gui Gu said: I am also responding to the national call!
Lao Gui's old man roared: Respond to the call? Three anti-five anti-steel, great steelmaking, Cultural Revolution, and going to the countryside, which one is not a certain party that is beating you? They say that if the soy sauce does not increase, then the price will definitely increase. Let's say that, you have to listen to the opposite of what they say. I have to work hard to raise you. In difficult times, I can't bear to eat or drink, and I will give you all the food and drink. In the end, how are you rewarding us?
The old woman cried: On New Year's Eve, the descendants of other families are more or less filial, but our family doesn't even have a bit of cold rice, and they don't even think about gold, silver, money, and money. What kind of evil are we doing?
While talking, a rain of money fell from the moldy sky. The ghost police shouted along the way: All children and girls are coming out. A kind-hearted person has given you money. Take the money and get some good food!
All the money floating down were paper money, and there was no gold or silver money, but it was already very good for those lonely ghosts who had no children. After all, at this time in the world, fewer and fewer people were willing to burn money for their ancestors according to their festivals. There were even fewer and fewer people who were willing to burn some children and daughters. Immediately, many ghosts without children floated around, fighting for the money on the roadside, and the scene was miserable.
The Ghost Police shouted: It’s not a big deal for you to stay here for a long time. If you want to be reborn, go to the underworld to sign up!
Han Lao Guixi said: Dad and mom, can’t you be reincarnated?
Old Han Ghost's old man grinned: That's the beast path, not to mention that our ashes were scattered in the river by your unfilial son, floating around. Even if you want to be reincarnated as a beast, you can't do it!
The old woman didn't hum and quickly drifted into the ghost group, just trying to grab the money
However, the ghost police raised their hands and held them down, and beat them to the old woman staggered, and suddenly she was bleeding, and she fell to the cold roadside, crying continuously
Old Han Gui said angrily: How to hit people? Aren’t those people also robbing money?
The Ghost Police said angrily: He is pitiful, without children. These two sluts have children and daughters but join in the fun to grab money. What is it that isn’t you looking for a fight? Hey! Are you a soul? How can you come here?
Another ghost policeman next to him looked carefully and interrupted: Seeing a talisman light in his soul, he must have been sent to the underworld by a moralist. The deadline should be three days, and he will naturally leave after three days. We don’t have to worry about him!
The ghost police nodded. In the past few thousand yin years, there are many living people who have been sent to the underworld by moral people to visit. They intend to persuade people to do more good deeds and accumulate good deeds. A few days ago, a public security police in the world were also sent to visit by Taoists. They left naturally after three yin days.
Some wild ghosts without children were fed and fed, weak and exhausted. This time they didn’t get the money, so they finally made a decision and followed the Ghost Police to reincarnate before the wheel of the underworld. One of them said: What is the reincarnation this time?
Guigong Announces: Reincarnation in Nanjing is naturally a duck. Nanjing people love to eat ducks and slaughter countless ducks every day. After you make ducks, you can wrap your belly in the world, which is faster than accumulating good deeds in the underworld. As long as you make a duck of hundreds of rounds, you can naturally be reincarnated into something bigger, such as a pig!
The Buddha's wise eyes know that the chickens, ducks, ants in the world are all living souls, so Buddhist disciples do not eat meat or damage life to correct the fruit.
As for the fruits, vegetables and vegetables in the world, they are the yin and yang energy and water accumulation in the world, and there is no soul attached to it, so Buddhist disciples can eat vegetarian food.
Another wild ghost: Are there any quotas for pet dogs?
The Ghost Police Officer hummed: I think beautifully!
The wild ghost quietly stuffed a handful of money and said carefully: Brother! These are all saved by me for many years. Please give me some convenience?
The Ghost Police collected the money and snorted: Forget it! Who told me to be soft-hearted? There is no pet dog. There is a canary place. Will you go?
Ye Guixi said: Go! That's my fault! Brother!
For wild souls, being a canary canary can be a pain!
If you can win the favor of your master, it will not be difficult to live for three or five years. It will be better than suffering in the underworld.
Han Laogui said suspiciously: Is there a difference between being a duck and being a pig?
Old Han’s ghost sighed: Yes! You can live in the world of the world for fifty days by being a duck, and you can live at least three months as a pig. If you are lucky, which farmer to join as a free-range pig, you can live for eight months to one year!
Old Han Guidao: Since this is the case in the underworld, even if you don’t reincarnate, isn’t the same?
Old lady Han said: Today is the Ghost Festival, and the underworld is on holiday. If it is a normal season, ghosts who are not reincarnated and have no money will go to the government to report to be coolies, and rely on themselves to accumulate good deeds. Ghosts are all naked, without food and drink, and they are suffering from miserables. If anyone who does not report, they will be cut off when they are caught by the ghost police. After being cut off several times, we will no longer be in the world!
Old Han Guidao: What about after accumulating good deeds?
Old Han's old man sighed: Once we have accumulated enough good deeds, we can be reincarnated, but don't think about it as a human being. It is impossible to be an animal. Our ashes are dispersed by you. If we are reincarnated, we can only be mosquitoes and flies, and our lifespan is only one or two days. I don't know how many thousands or tens of thousands of years it is impossible to be a chicken or a duck! Alas! You are unfilial son!
As he was talking, a large hunch car drove over, parked in front of a mansion not far away, followed by a ghost logistics company, holding a famous stick in his hand, and photographed the door of the mansion.
A ghost slave who has a guardian opens the door: Which one should I find?
Ghost Traffic: Is Mr. Zhao here?
Gui Nu said: Our old man has long been reincarnated as a rich and noble family. What's the matter?
Ghost Traffic: The things in the Zhao family’s living room have arrived again, please ask someone to come out to move, there is a whole cart! Not only are there gold and silver ingots, but also dogs, horses, cars and a few beautiful female slaves!
The ghost slave agreed and immediately called out a dozen ghost slaves, including men and women, and the noisy things, the horses and donkeys, and the horses and donkeys. In the chaotic scene, a few beautiful female ghost slaves jumped off from the logistics car, wearing sexy outfits with pan-breasts and exposed bodies, reporting to the ghost manager who was in charge.
The ghost manager laughed, picked up the chin of a beautiful female ghost slave, teased her and said with a smile: The old man doesn’t care about you either, but we are cheaper! Hehe!
Two extremely beautiful female ghost slaves smiled, and the ghost housekeeper patted his chin, teasing and playing in the street
Old Gui Han looked closely and saw that the leading ghost slave looked like two big red movie stars Fan Bingbing and Li Bingbing. The few behind him were also like the red movie stars in the world. He was puzzled and couldn't help but ask: Whose family is that?
Old Lady Han said: It is our neighbor of the Zhao family in the world. His family has been worshipped all year round and has received the Buddha incense to guide the way. He died thousands of years later than us, but he was reincarnated hundreds of years earlier than us, and has rich financial resources. He is regarded as a guest of honor by the underworld. Now I don’t know which wealthy family in the world is enjoying the blessing!
Old Han Gui said angrily: This is outrageous! Is this too unfair?
Han Laogui’s old man said: Fair? Is the world fair?
Han Laogui said: What's going on with the men and women in his family?
Old lady Han said: They are all ghost slaves. Ghost slaves are not humans, they are all made by paper people in the world. Whoever burns them will be the ghost slaves of their family. They will guard the yin houses for the sake of their family and listen to their orders. If their family has a deep blessing, those ghost slaves can also be reincarnated. But if the master is unlucky, the ghost slave will be destroyed, so the ghost slave is very loyal to the master!
It is natural for a common thing for the living to make paper men like a popular film and television star. Some people are like a big name, so in his previous life, they may have been burned into paper men and become reincarnated as ghost slaves.
Old Han Gui said unfairly: No! The underworld is too dark. It’s really a stinky smell of wine and meat. There are frozen bones on the road. I want to sue it!
Old Lady Han said happily: What? You sincerely worship Buddha in the world? You can hold the Buddha before you, believe in the incense of Bodhisattva, that's great!
Old Han Guidao: No! I believe in Marxism-Leninism!
Old Ghost Han said angrily: Marxism-Leninism is not a god. Do you believe he has a use for slap? You turtle son, you are just looking for us to be happy, right? Forget it, old lady! Let’s just pretend that there is no such son. When the leftovers of the Zhao family come out, we will go back and report after we are full, and work hard to do more to reincarnate. I heard that this time I am a flea and can live one more day!
The old woman said: Maybe he can change his mind and burn some money for us after returning to the world?
Old Han Gui's man snorted: We don't even have a cemetery, and even less ashes. Even if he burns it, we can't get it. The logistics company can't give it to us. You can put away this heart and do more hard work on yourself. If you have the chance to be reborn, you will never have children!
Old Han was very sad when he heard this. He wanted to talk to two old people again, but the two old people ignored him at all, just staring at the front of the Zhao family's door.
After a while, two large basins of leftover rice were thrown out. Han Laogui stretched out his head and looked at it: Is this leftover rice? Is it not bad?
Old Woman Han said expressionlessly: This is not leftovers, this is dog food!
While talking, a group of evil dogs were snatched out of the door. Old Gui Han remembered that Zhao Wumou and his son, in addition to burning a lot of gold and silver ingots, also burned some paper, man, paper, horse, paper, dog and other messy things. After the giant dogs ran out, they shouted and fought around two pots of dog food, making the soup all over the floor.
After the group of dogs dispersed, Old Ghost Han said to the old woman: Let's go quickly, if you are late, there will be a ghost to snatch it!
As he spoke, the two hungry and evil drifted over quickly, grabbed the dog's leftover food and stuffed it into their mouths.
Old Gui Han was shocked and said: This is the leftover thing that the dog eats, and it cannot be eaten. Stop it!
Old Woman Han stuffed her mouth with her leftover rice and said: What should I eat if I don’t eat this? If I don’t eat it, we won’t even be able to eat this when the ghosts come!
There were ghost howlings around, and indeed many wild ghosts floated over. They competed with the two old ghosts of the Han family to grab the leftovers of the dog.
Old Gui Han saw it miserable and grabbed him and said: Do you have no children in your family?
The wild ghost said angrily: It would be better if there were no children. We all have children, but our children believed in Marxism and Leninism, saying that it was materialism, and there was no slight offering during festivals. Since they did not add incense and candles to us, we could not hide them. Don’t hold me, and if you don’t fight for it, you will be able to eat it!
Old Han said angrily: Where are the great generals who have already made a fuss? They don’t care about you?
A wild ghost was eating the dog's foetus: They were lying to you. Their own corpses were buried in Babaoshan, a place of great blessing. Even if their children were not offered sacrifices at all times, there were national tributes! They were all extremely wealthy and honored, and the underworld was regarded as guests of honor. The corpses of old man Mao were buried in the place where the flying dragon was in the sky. They just felt pity for us stupid ghosts!
Old Gui Han was speechless when he heard this. The two old and dead ghosts of the Han family fought for food. How could they pay attention to him? The eyes of his eyes were indifferent. Old Gui Han felt that his heart had broken into pieces. It was not easy for him to raise him in his life, but in the end he asked his ancestors to fall to this point. It was really unfilial!
In the surrounding mansions, rich ghosts come out to set off Yin cannons to celebrate the Ghost Year. The Ghost Public Security Bureau holds mourning sticks in his hands and drives away wild ghosts from time to time. The underworld is cold, and those wild ghosts are free of clothes and food, are frozen to the point of being pale and beaten by sticks. It is really terrible.
What Han Laogui is most unwilling to see is that his white-haired parents are also among the ghost police. While stuffing the dog's leftover food into his mouth, the old man and his wife protect their heads and faces with their hands, allowing the long mourning stick to ruthlessly whip on the skinny bony body.
Han Laogui beat his chest and stamped his feet: I'm really useless, I'm unfilial!
The Ghost Police finally dispersed the wild ghosts who were squatting on the street and eating dog food, and drove them to stand in a row. One of the Ghost Police shouted: OK! Your holiday is over, you have eaten and drunk, it’s time to go to work!
After saying that, he waved the sticks in his hand and drove the wild ghosts forward.
Old Gui Han stopped a ghost policeman and said: Where do you want to take them?
Guigong Security said: You are the soul of the world, don’t worry about the affairs of the world. When you die, you will know if you have no money!
Old Gui Han said anxiously: Dad! Mom! Where are you going?
The two old ghosts in the Han family were silent and dropped their heads, ignoring their son again
Old Gui Han followed these wild ghosts to outside a magma. The ghost police roared: I will jump down and I can only reincarnate if I touch Yin Yuan. This time I am a flea and I can live one more day!
Han Laogui saw his parents take off all their ragged clothes that could only be avoided, jump into the magma, and his face was full of pain as he rolled, and his soul kept shaking. After a while, the lucky wild ghost touched a grain of rice and handed it to the ghost officer. The ghost almost nodded and put it in his pocket, making him stand aside
Two days have passed in a blink of an eye. The two old ghosts of the Han family have not touched anything. It is time to eat again. The two old ghosts dragged their tired and painful souls and wanted to mingle in the ghost group to eat, but were discovered by the ghost police. They were struggling with their heads and faces.
Old lady Han cried and said: Old man! When is it the end? I didn’t expect that when we were a human being, we were led by that great man, three against five against each other, three years of political famine, ten years of Cultural Revolution, life was not easy, I didn’t expect that it would be the same as being a ghost. People can die if they can’t survive, and what should we do if ghosts cannot survive?
The Ghost Public Security Bureau smiled and said: When your souls slowly disappear, they will disappear from the world from now on!
The old man from the Han family hated and said: It’s not filial to have a child! It’s not filial to have a child! The children in the family are filial and do not believe in any slander. They offer incense and candles all year round. They have been reincarnated long ago. They have pity us! There is not even a nanny, and they are destined to be lonely ghosts. Oh! Let’s take it! When the soul is wiped out, the crime will naturally be born!
Old Gui Han burst into tears when he heard this. Just as he was about to speak, the talisman light in his soul lit up again, and flew up with his soul and rushed out of the underworld.
When Han Laogui returned to the world, he was already in tears. When he opened his eyes, he was sleeping in the dead grass in the garden on the side of the road. Not far away was the pile of burnt paper ash by Zhao Wumou and his son. He knew that all the things he had experienced were real. He felt sorry for his parents who gave birth to him and raised him, but at this time he suffered in the underworld. He couldn't help but hit his head against the ground and shouted: Son is unfilial!
Old Han was crying and snatched his head and made his forehead bleeding. After a while, he stood up tremblingly and ran to the nearest paper horse shop that had closed for New Year’s Eve dinner. He knocked on the door and said desperately: Open the door! I want to buy something!
The one who blocked the front was Master Qingci from Jiming Temple. He was holding a string of Buddhist beads in his hand. When he saw the ghost, the Buddhist beads in his hand were hit by a Japanese ghost's vagina before he could throw them out.
The Yin Bullet is accumulating the filthy energy. When it hits a living person, the person's soul will be smashed immediately, but there is no external injury on the body.
Master Qingci didn't scream, but fell backwards. The old Taoist Cao Dingfang who followed him yelled: "Do you dare to hear a ghost?"
The Taoist talisman in his hand followed Qianjin, and the ashes of the talisman went away. A splattered tiger roared angrily, and he rushed towards the Japanese ghost with four claws.
The Japanese ghost yelled: Baga!
Kneel on one knee, raise the gun and shoot
Cao Laodao's Fu Hu was shaking by the Japanese ghost's foe. Before he could pounce, he dispersed and disappeared.
Old Taoist Cao shouted: Oh! Is he a male ghost or a Japanese ghost, not a female ghost, why is he different from what Xiao Chen said? Well, try this again!
As he spoke, he sharpened the peach wood sword in his hand and shouted: "Qi!"
The peach wood sword turned into a red ring, opened its teeth and shook its tail, and flew towards the Japanese ghost like electricity. The twisted tail was rolled up and wrapped around the Japanese ghost.
The Japanese ghost yelled and cursed, and fell to the ground with the red dragon, and then tore it aside.
Old Taoist Cao hurriedly closed the door, posted a few closed door talismans, and then shouted: Two fellow Taoists come over and use the ink dove thread to bounce the crack on the door. That Japanese ghost is powerful, but it will not be easy to think of it, and it will inevitably jump out of the roof. At that time, everyone will greet him with peach wood arrows. This blue sky and sunny thing will definitely kill him and will never be reborn!
The Japanese ghost is the cultivation level of the Three Evils, and it doesn't contain any worries. In less than ten minutes, he dealt with the Fu Qiu of Old Taoist Cao. He followed a sharp roar inside, which shocked everyone outside to panic.
Old Taoist Cao shouted: Don’t be afraid! As long as we guard the formation, he will do nothing. Just follow the plan and set up the Yangke Formation and refine his soul!
The Taoist monks around were in pain and arranged the copper coins he collected around the villa into a Yang Bagua. The copper coins were then inserted into raw chicken bones in their eyes, and then they sat in a corner, lying in their mouths.
On!
The Japanese inside were so hard that they could not stand being cooked by this kind of yang Taoist formation. The powerful ghost howled and jumped around to think about it. However, since the magic circle was formed, how could he easily come out?
Old Taoist Cao shouted: Listen to the fellow Taoist on the roofs on all sides, the ghost can’t stand it anymore, prepare the peach wood arrow, and you will shoot as soon as he comes out!
Several experienced men around agreed together
Bang! A violent sound, the Japanese ghost ignored the sun in the daytime, jumped over the wall and opened up to break the roof and wanted to run away.
The old Taoist lying around to pull the crossbow's plate machine together, dozens of peach wood arrows soaked in black dog blood were shot into the soul of the Japanese ghost.
On!
Japan screamed, and the red soul, which had originally collapsed with three blood lights, had turned into a black spot when it came out. It was directly demoted from the Three Evil Ghosts to become an evil ghost. After being shot by dozens of peach wood arrows, even the evil ghost could not be made, but it was also gone. The black ghost shadow, who was hit by the peach wood arrow, turned into an ordinary white resentful spirit, howled and fell into Cuiping Lake under the villa, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
A dozen old Taoists and monks looked at each other in a cold voice, and one of them said: What should I do? He actually told him to run away!
Cao Laodao said: He has become an ordinary resentful spirit. If he dares to come out and do something, it will not be too late to accept him. We have tried our best to do this, but it is finally OK. God will not destroy him, and it is not possible for human power, but we can also make a contribution to Boss Liu!
Amitus Buddha
Amitabha Buddha
A dozen immortals recited French: This is the only way! Since we have achieved success, we can go back!
Lao Dao Cao nodded and said: Please, fellow Taoists!
From then on, the originally quiet villa group of Cuiping Mountain began to cause trouble. Moreover, the ghost thief was slippery. As long as an expert came, he would immediately hide in the huge lake. When the expert left, he would come out to harass him again, causing everyone a headache and fear
Besides, Zhao Wumou, holding a naked beauty, ran all the way to the car in front of the door and shouted: Go quickly and go quickly!
Liu Deheng followed behind and shouted in anger: You young man, how could you carry her out like this? What does it look like in broad daylight? Put a piece of clothing on her!
As he spoke, he followed Zhao Wumou into the car, hurriedly took off his coat, and put it on his daughter.
Chen Danian rushed out without thinking, stepped on the accelerator, and the car engine roared and left in the dust.
Liu Deheng said: Are you not waiting for Zhenren Cao and the others?
Zhao Wumou grinned and said: Find a place to release Miss Liu's soul first, and settle it before picking up Old Dao Cao!
Liu Deheng was confident in Cao Laodao's Taoist practice. He thought that a wild ghost would definitely not be his opponent. At that time, the ghost occupied his daughter's body, and Cao Laodao was afraid of being afraid to act rashly. Now that the ghost has been driven out, Cao Laodao can start a killing spree, so he nodded and said: OK! Go to Cuipingshan Hotel at the foot of the mountain!
Zhao Wumou took food together, and his middle fingers twisted a Taoist ritual, and a little bit in Liu Mèi Yan's seal hall, helping her soul regain control of her body.
Liu Mèiyan, who was in a coma, suddenly opened her eyes and raised her hand and slapped her hand.
Zhao Wumou grabbed her snow-white palm and smiled: Miss Liu! But did I save you? I didn’t say thank you, I just raised my hand and beat you. Did you repay your kindness?
Liu mèi Yan sat upright, tightened her coat with both hands, and gritted her teeth with her eyebrows: You pervert, how do you fiddle with me? I want me to thank you! Dreaming!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: If that is not the case, our plan may fail!
Liu mèi Yan hummed: Fart!
While speaking, a long and white thigh kicked over, but Zhao Wumou caught in his hand. A soft and smooth feeling of pinkness and fleshy smell was swaying.
Liu Deheng waved his hand and said: OK! It’s true that this little brother risked his life to save you, and Chen Dainian is also good. After I go back, I will immediately give him a raise and be promoted to department manager!
Chen Danian said happily: Thank you, boss!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: After you return to the company, ask those old people to check carefully, and be sure to clean it to avoid rekindling!
Liu Deheng said: Of course, I have almost finished the little ghosts in the company. If I destroy the female ghost's bones, everything will be fine!
Liu Mèiyan pulled Zhao Wumou's belt and said: Take off his pants!
Zhao Wumou held her hands and glared: What do you want to do?
Liu Mèi's scent: Wear it for me! You don't ask me to go to the hotel naked, right?
Zhao Wumou snorted: No! I am only responsible for getting your body out. As for taking off your pants, it is not within the scope of the contract, so I will not obey you!
Liu mèiyan reached out and said: Dead! I will never forgive you!
Liu Deheng shook his head and said: OK! It’s not good for you to wear men’s pants. In this way, Xiao Chen, you can make a bend and buy some clothes to put on the mèi cigarettes first, and then we will go to the hotel!
Chen Dainian nodded and said: OK!
Liu mèiyan scolded Zhao Wumou: Don’t watch it!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: I've seen it all long ago, what's so strange about it? Not only have I seen it, I'm also there!
Liu mèi Yan shouted angrily: Shut up! I dare to say another word. After I go back, I will immediately ask my brother to cut your dick!
Liu Deheng shook his head straight
Liu Mèi Yan often comes out to play with women. It would be fine if he faces Zhao Wumou alone, but in front of me, I feel that he can't afford to face.
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: Put me down at the subway entrance in front. Mr. Liu, you already know my account opening bank and card number. Please transfer the money to my card. Thank you!
Then he shut his mouth and said nothing
Liu Deheng nodded and said: Of course!
Liu Mèi Yan became even more angry and reached out to twist Zhao Wumou's ear and said: Do you want money to take advantage of me?
Twist Zhao Wumou's snow hand, and it was almost impossible to twist it.
Ga!
The car stopped at the subway entrance, Zhao Wumou opened the car door and said with a smile: Goodbye!
Liu Mèi Yan was about to stand up when a cold wind blew outside the car, and suddenly remembered that he was naked, so he had to sit back and gritted his teeth and shouted at Zhao Wumou's background: Bastard! Dead! Take advantage of me! Listen to me, we have not finished this matter!
Old Man Liu coughed and said: That! mèi cigarette, in fact, if you don’t move around, it will be better. Once you move around, you will be in a big way!
Liu Mèi Yan snorted, raised his hand to give Chen Danian a thunderous snatch, and shouted: Drive quickly, don’t look back!
Chen Danian snorted in pain and did not dare to say anything. He even greeted Liu Mèi Yan's mother in his heart. The thief's eyes involuntarily glanced at Liu Mèi Yan's thigh from the reflector, and then started the car
Zhao Wumou was so happy that he thought he had lost his job and was sad this year. He didn't expect that he would earn 100,000 yuan in a row and didn't join forces to do anything. It was really a pie that fell from the sky. After receiving the 50,000 yuan from Liu Deheng, he immediately bought a lot of paper money without treasures and prepared to burn it to the dead ghost on New Year's Eve so that he could have no worries about food and clothing in the underworld.
Of course, living people can't lose money. Zhao Wumou ran to the market, picked up good things, ate, dressed, and drank, and got a bunch of things like a hill to go home.
On the afternoon of New Year's Eve, Zhao Wumou and his widowed mother cooked and stewed, and were very happy.
The widowed mother smiled and said: It’s been a fat year this year, so it would be great if you were still here!
Zhao Wumou said: There is nothing we can do about this. Before dinner, we will cook a lot of things for him to have fun there!
The widowed mother hesitated and said: Uncle Han, do you know each other?
Zhao Wumou said: Of course I met, what's wrong?
The widowed mother said: When you are not at home, I will burn paper for you. He said to me several times when he saw it. This time you bought so many sacrifices, and you will naturally act more when burning. When he sees it, you must talk a little, don’t do anything nonsense!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: Didn’t I pick two iron buckets? We burned them in the bucket, and what’s wrong with him?
The widowed mother sighed: People don’t believe this, they say we burn paper to destroy the environment!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: Don’t he burn his house? Besides, burning paper to sacrifice to his ancestors has burned them for thousands of years, and no environment has been destroyed. In this way, when I was not at home, you were so angry that I was old and immortal?
The widowed mother sighed: It’s not even a question of being angry, but he was so sad that his family did not burn paper. He was a party member of XX, and his parents’ ashes were thrown into the river according to the country’s call. His family didn’t even have a ancestral grave, so why would he burn paper?
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: Since ancient times, yin and yang have been mutually beneficial. If people in the world are protected by their ancestors, their lives will be better. Similarly, if ancestors in the underworld receive incense from relatives in the world, their lives will be better. If those who are immortal do not worship their ancestors, I guess their lives are not very easy, right?
The widowed mother said: Yes! Lao Han has been laid off for ten years. He lives with the help of the neighborhood committee every year. He can't make money even if he does a small business. His wife is not in good health. The doctor said that she has a mental mental problem with the cervical spine, and that problem cannot be cured. Now she is paralyzed at home. Her son is two or three years younger than you. She has graduated from college for many years and can't find a decent job. The family is stuttering!
Zhao Wumou snorted: Then he is still meddling in other people's business?
The widowed mother said: That's what his man is. He will say something he thinks is disliked!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: That's because he is a mean person. Many people from the countryside are doing very well in the city. They need cars and houses. Do you always know why?
The widowed mother said: They worked hard on themselves!
Zhao Wumou hummed: In addition to their own efforts, there are also opportunities. The so-called opportunity is what the ancestors say in metaphysics say. The rural areas do not believe in old man Mao. He burns paper and sacrifices that should be sacrificed. Many rural ancestral temples and ancestral halls still enjoy incense all the time. These children who are blessed by the ancestors of the clan ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestr
The widowed mother said: You can't say that. We are the four seasons of sacrifices, so why don't you do well?
Zhao Wumou sighed: Oh my god! To be honest, I have checked it myself. I didn’t know what evil star it was in my previous life or in the previous few lives, so I did this. As long as I find the corpse of my previous life and use Taoism to relocate it in a very good place, my luck will be turned around immediately. What is even more difficult to understand is that if I had too deep resentment in my previous life, it would be impossible to reincarnate, but if I was reincarnated, it would be a waste of time!
The widowed mother scolded: On New Year's Eve, I will talk about gods and ghosts? That old man will teach you some weird things. You don't study well. If you study hard at a young age and get into a prestigious university, you will not work in a private enterprise, nor will you make me feel scared all day long, afraid that you will be unemployed!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: The old man taught me Taoism and martial arts for ten years. Until he left, he didn't tell me who he was. It's really a waste of time. Now that the old man is, he doesn't know where to die?
The widowed mother said: Maybe you are destined to be? It’s not easy for him to wander around alone!
Zhao Wumou grinned and said: Come on? What are you thinking about with his cultivation level? What’s not easy?
The widowed mother nodded and said: That's right, but what she said just now is not the same as being protected by our ancestors. Look, if you want to make money, you have to see if you let go of your face. If many beautiful girls who work are willing to let go of their face and go to that kind of place, can they make money?
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: You can go to that kind of place by putting down your face. Many girls will not get sick after ten years of work. There are also many girls who will win the prize after a few times. This is the difference. If you talk about these gossips, you still don’t understand. If the old man who is not dead in the future dares to talk nonsense again, I have a way to cure him!
The widowed mother said worriedly: You can’t do anything wrong!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: Of course he won’t do anything wrong!
At five o'clock in the evening, it was already dark. Zhao Wumou and his widowed mother moved several large bags of gold and silver ingots that Zhao Wumou bought down the stairs. He found an open space on the street and piled up the sacrifices in one place to burn them.
Zhao Wumou made a Taoist decision, and a gust of cold wind suddenly blew up on the ground. Several ghosts appeared in Zhao Wumou's contempt, standing side by side in front of him, preparing to receive supplies.
Zhao Wumou sang: These are precious gold and silver, you have to be careful and be sure to deliver them to the owner!
After that, I ignited my death date and name first
A ghost logistics company reached out to take it, and the ghost said: With the date and name of death, we will never be wrong, but if the owner is born, he can only be placed in your nanny!
Zhao Wumou smiled, without using a lighter, turned his left hand and sacrificed the Taoist fire and ignited the sacrifice. The ghost traffic was shocked. He knew that it was a sacrificial ancestor who had a Taoist practice and started working hard.
Zhao Wumou burned a lot of big bags and small bags. Half an hour later, when he was burning hard, a voice sounded in his ears: Are you still going to finish? Isn’t this polluting the environment? Isn’t it stupid!
Zhao Wumou turned his head and smiled: Old Han is not dead! Hello! Hey! He has lived at such a big age and has he eaten shit?
Old Man Han said furiously: Little bastard! Why do you hurt people if you say it?
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: I burn my paper myself. What's the matter with you? I want you to do it too much?
Old man Han couldn't get down, and became furious. He reached out to beat Zhao Wumou, but Zhao Wumou grabbed his wrist and couldn't move.
The widowed mother said repeatedly on the side: Master Han! We'll burn it now, don't get angry!
Old Man Han said: Look at how your son speaks?
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: Old Han is not dead, how do you become a human being? Do you don’t believe in ghosts and gods?
Old Man Han said: I believe in so-called so-called and atheist. How many years have you been liberated? Why are you still feudal superstition?
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: You are disrespectful to God, you are disrespectful to Buddha, and you are not worshipping your ancestors. You don’t think about why your family is so unlucky?
Old Man Han said angrily: Your family is not much better than my family when they are engaged in feudal superstition all day long!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: I don’t argue with you. Don’t you believe there are ghosts? Today I will ask you to see your father and mother, see where they are and what kind of life they are living?
Old Man Han said angrily: What do you want to do? Can you kill someone?
Zhao Wumou suddenly let go of the hand that grabbed the old ghost, ate his left hand, and raised his middle fingers together, and pointed it in the middle of the old ghost's seal hall, then pointed to the ground and shouted: The bright light leads the way, and the soul follows closely, go! Ignorance comes back three days later!
Old man Han fell backwards, but Zhao Wumou caught him and gently fell into the dead grass on the roadside.
The widowed mother said in surprise: What happened to you?
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: It's nothing, he just led his soul to the underworld and looked at his mother. After ten minutes, he naturally woke up. We burned us, so don't worry about him!
The widowed mother doesn’t know: Then what did you say just now and come back in three days? If he lies here for three days, he will definitely freeze to death!
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: Mom! It’s not often that people say that one day in the sky, one year on the earth, and one year on the earth, one year on the earth, one year on the earth, and what I mean is the three days of the yin time. For us, it’s just a while, and he will definitely come back!
The widowed mother said: If you really have this ability, let him see his father and mother, why don’t you do anything to tell me to see your father?
Zhao Wumou smiled and said: I was reincarnated two months ago, you can’t see him!
In fact, if you leave your soul like this, it is very harmful, but you won’t die on the spot. If your soul is damaged, you will be suffering from all kinds of diseases and cannot be cured in any hospital. Although Zhao Wumou is not a good man and a woman, how could he use the same method to separate the soul of his widowed mother?
Zhao Wumou and his son burned all the remaining paper money, set off firecrackers, went upstairs to have dinner, and no longer cared about Han Laogui.
Besides, Old Gui Han felt that he followed a green light and fled into the ground. Along the way, there were ghosts protruding their heads and talking, and they didn't know what they were saying. His body was floating and landing straight in a place, familiar, but he had never come. Looking up, a red full moon reflected in the sky
Han Laogui said intimately: Could that little bastard really kill me?
Just as he was wondering, a group of ghost dogs roared and knocked him to the side. They were falling on the two beggars on the roadside, and the two beggars cursed together.
Old Gui Han looked closely and couldn't help but be shocked: Dad!
The male beggar was stunned, and then beat his chest and howled wildly: God sees pitiful, old lady, come and see, your baby son is here, hahaha!
The other beggar is Han Laogui's mother. When she saw Han Laogui, she didn't say a word and raised her hand and hit her.
Han Laogui covered his hands with his hands and shouted: Your two elders have been dead for many years, why haven’t you been reincarnated yet?
Old Han Gui's old man shouted angrily: Reincarnation? Why don't you have to be reincarnated? You are an unworthy son, we have nurtured you in vain. Since we died, we have not even burned us a penny!
The old woman howled angrily: Fight and beat you! Kill you, the ungrateful wolf!
Old Gui Han said anxiously: If you have something to say, don’t hit him?
The old woman cried and said: Since you were born, I love you and raised you. I originally hoped to raise a son and send us off. But you didn't expect that you would scatter our ashes in the river, making us unable to live in a place to die. You are unfilial and you are just a rebellious son!
Old Gui Gu said: I am also responding to the national call!
Lao Gui's old man roared: Respond to the call? Three anti-five anti-steel, great steelmaking, Cultural Revolution, and going to the countryside, which one is not a certain party that is beating you? They say that if the soy sauce does not increase, then the price will definitely increase. Let's say that, you have to listen to the opposite of what they say. I have to work hard to raise you. In difficult times, I can't bear to eat or drink, and I will give you all the food and drink. In the end, how are you rewarding us?
The old woman cried: On New Year's Eve, the descendants of other families are more or less filial, but our family doesn't even have a bit of cold rice, and they don't even think about gold, silver, money, and money. What kind of evil are we doing?
While talking, a rain of money fell from the moldy sky. The ghost police shouted along the way: All children and girls are coming out. A kind-hearted person has given you money. Take the money and get some good food!
All the money floating down were paper money, and there was no gold or silver money, but it was already very good for those lonely ghosts who had no children. After all, at this time in the world, fewer and fewer people were willing to burn money for their ancestors according to their festivals. There were even fewer and fewer people who were willing to burn some children and daughters. Immediately, many ghosts without children floated around, fighting for the money on the roadside, and the scene was miserable.
The Ghost Police shouted: It’s not a big deal for you to stay here for a long time. If you want to be reborn, go to the underworld to sign up!
Han Lao Guixi said: Dad and mom, can’t you be reincarnated?
Old Han Ghost's old man grinned: That's the beast path, not to mention that our ashes were scattered in the river by your unfilial son, floating around. Even if you want to be reincarnated as a beast, you can't do it!
The old woman didn't hum and quickly drifted into the ghost group, just trying to grab the money
However, the ghost police raised their hands and held them down, and beat them to the old woman staggered, and suddenly she was bleeding, and she fell to the cold roadside, crying continuously
Old Han Gui said angrily: How to hit people? Aren’t those people also robbing money?
The Ghost Police said angrily: He is pitiful, without children. These two sluts have children and daughters but join in the fun to grab money. What is it that isn’t you looking for a fight? Hey! Are you a soul? How can you come here?
Another ghost policeman next to him looked carefully and interrupted: Seeing a talisman light in his soul, he must have been sent to the underworld by a moralist. The deadline should be three days, and he will naturally leave after three days. We don’t have to worry about him!
The ghost police nodded. In the past few thousand yin years, there are many living people who have been sent to the underworld by moral people to visit. They intend to persuade people to do more good deeds and accumulate good deeds. A few days ago, a public security police in the world were also sent to visit by Taoists. They left naturally after three yin days.
Some wild ghosts without children were fed and fed, weak and exhausted. This time they didn’t get the money, so they finally made a decision and followed the Ghost Police to reincarnate before the wheel of the underworld. One of them said: What is the reincarnation this time?
Guigong Announces: Reincarnation in Nanjing is naturally a duck. Nanjing people love to eat ducks and slaughter countless ducks every day. After you make ducks, you can wrap your belly in the world, which is faster than accumulating good deeds in the underworld. As long as you make a duck of hundreds of rounds, you can naturally be reincarnated into something bigger, such as a pig!
The Buddha's wise eyes know that the chickens, ducks, ants in the world are all living souls, so Buddhist disciples do not eat meat or damage life to correct the fruit.
As for the fruits, vegetables and vegetables in the world, they are the yin and yang energy and water accumulation in the world, and there is no soul attached to it, so Buddhist disciples can eat vegetarian food.
Another wild ghost: Are there any quotas for pet dogs?
The Ghost Police Officer hummed: I think beautifully!
The wild ghost quietly stuffed a handful of money and said carefully: Brother! These are all saved by me for many years. Please give me some convenience?
The Ghost Police collected the money and snorted: Forget it! Who told me to be soft-hearted? There is no pet dog. There is a canary place. Will you go?
Ye Guixi said: Go! That's my fault! Brother!
For wild souls, being a canary canary can be a pain!
If you can win the favor of your master, it will not be difficult to live for three or five years. It will be better than suffering in the underworld.
Han Laogui said suspiciously: Is there a difference between being a duck and being a pig?
Old Han’s ghost sighed: Yes! You can live in the world of the world for fifty days by being a duck, and you can live at least three months as a pig. If you are lucky, which farmer to join as a free-range pig, you can live for eight months to one year!
Old Han Guidao: Since this is the case in the underworld, even if you don’t reincarnate, isn’t the same?
Old lady Han said: Today is the Ghost Festival, and the underworld is on holiday. If it is a normal season, ghosts who are not reincarnated and have no money will go to the government to report to be coolies, and rely on themselves to accumulate good deeds. Ghosts are all naked, without food and drink, and they are suffering from miserables. If anyone who does not report, they will be cut off when they are caught by the ghost police. After being cut off several times, we will no longer be in the world!
Old Han Guidao: What about after accumulating good deeds?
Old Han's old man sighed: Once we have accumulated enough good deeds, we can be reincarnated, but don't think about it as a human being. It is impossible to be an animal. Our ashes are dispersed by you. If we are reincarnated, we can only be mosquitoes and flies, and our lifespan is only one or two days. I don't know how many thousands or tens of thousands of years it is impossible to be a chicken or a duck! Alas! You are unfilial son!
As he was talking, a large hunch car drove over, parked in front of a mansion not far away, followed by a ghost logistics company, holding a famous stick in his hand, and photographed the door of the mansion.
A ghost slave who has a guardian opens the door: Which one should I find?
Ghost Traffic: Is Mr. Zhao here?
Gui Nu said: Our old man has long been reincarnated as a rich and noble family. What's the matter?
Ghost Traffic: The things in the Zhao family’s living room have arrived again, please ask someone to come out to move, there is a whole cart! Not only are there gold and silver ingots, but also dogs, horses, cars and a few beautiful female slaves!
The ghost slave agreed and immediately called out a dozen ghost slaves, including men and women, and the noisy things, the horses and donkeys, and the horses and donkeys. In the chaotic scene, a few beautiful female ghost slaves jumped off from the logistics car, wearing sexy outfits with pan-breasts and exposed bodies, reporting to the ghost manager who was in charge.
The ghost manager laughed, picked up the chin of a beautiful female ghost slave, teased her and said with a smile: The old man doesn’t care about you either, but we are cheaper! Hehe!
Two extremely beautiful female ghost slaves smiled, and the ghost housekeeper patted his chin, teasing and playing in the street
Old Gui Han looked closely and saw that the leading ghost slave looked like two big red movie stars Fan Bingbing and Li Bingbing. The few behind him were also like the red movie stars in the world. He was puzzled and couldn't help but ask: Whose family is that?
Old Lady Han said: It is our neighbor of the Zhao family in the world. His family has been worshipped all year round and has received the Buddha incense to guide the way. He died thousands of years later than us, but he was reincarnated hundreds of years earlier than us, and has rich financial resources. He is regarded as a guest of honor by the underworld. Now I don’t know which wealthy family in the world is enjoying the blessing!
Old Han Gui said angrily: This is outrageous! Is this too unfair?
Han Laogui’s old man said: Fair? Is the world fair?
Han Laogui said: What's going on with the men and women in his family?
Old lady Han said: They are all ghost slaves. Ghost slaves are not humans, they are all made by paper people in the world. Whoever burns them will be the ghost slaves of their family. They will guard the yin houses for the sake of their family and listen to their orders. If their family has a deep blessing, those ghost slaves can also be reincarnated. But if the master is unlucky, the ghost slave will be destroyed, so the ghost slave is very loyal to the master!
It is natural for a common thing for the living to make paper men like a popular film and television star. Some people are like a big name, so in his previous life, they may have been burned into paper men and become reincarnated as ghost slaves.
Old Han Gui said unfairly: No! The underworld is too dark. It’s really a stinky smell of wine and meat. There are frozen bones on the road. I want to sue it!
Old Lady Han said happily: What? You sincerely worship Buddha in the world? You can hold the Buddha before you, believe in the incense of Bodhisattva, that's great!
Old Han Guidao: No! I believe in Marxism-Leninism!
Old Ghost Han said angrily: Marxism-Leninism is not a god. Do you believe he has a use for slap? You turtle son, you are just looking for us to be happy, right? Forget it, old lady! Let’s just pretend that there is no such son. When the leftovers of the Zhao family come out, we will go back and report after we are full, and work hard to do more to reincarnate. I heard that this time I am a flea and can live one more day!
The old woman said: Maybe he can change his mind and burn some money for us after returning to the world?
Old Han Gui's man snorted: We don't even have a cemetery, and even less ashes. Even if he burns it, we can't get it. The logistics company can't give it to us. You can put away this heart and do more hard work on yourself. If you have the chance to be reborn, you will never have children!
Old Han was very sad when he heard this. He wanted to talk to two old people again, but the two old people ignored him at all, just staring at the front of the Zhao family's door.
After a while, two large basins of leftover rice were thrown out. Han Laogui stretched out his head and looked at it: Is this leftover rice? Is it not bad?
Old Woman Han said expressionlessly: This is not leftovers, this is dog food!
While talking, a group of evil dogs were snatched out of the door. Old Gui Han remembered that Zhao Wumou and his son, in addition to burning a lot of gold and silver ingots, also burned some paper, man, paper, horse, paper, dog and other messy things. After the giant dogs ran out, they shouted and fought around two pots of dog food, making the soup all over the floor.
After the group of dogs dispersed, Old Ghost Han said to the old woman: Let's go quickly, if you are late, there will be a ghost to snatch it!
As he spoke, the two hungry and evil drifted over quickly, grabbed the dog's leftover food and stuffed it into their mouths.
Old Gui Han was shocked and said: This is the leftover thing that the dog eats, and it cannot be eaten. Stop it!
Old Woman Han stuffed her mouth with her leftover rice and said: What should I eat if I don’t eat this? If I don’t eat it, we won’t even be able to eat this when the ghosts come!
There were ghost howlings around, and indeed many wild ghosts floated over. They competed with the two old ghosts of the Han family to grab the leftovers of the dog.
Old Gui Han saw it miserable and grabbed him and said: Do you have no children in your family?
The wild ghost said angrily: It would be better if there were no children. We all have children, but our children believed in Marxism and Leninism, saying that it was materialism, and there was no slight offering during festivals. Since they did not add incense and candles to us, we could not hide them. Don’t hold me, and if you don’t fight for it, you will be able to eat it!
Old Han said angrily: Where are the great generals who have already made a fuss? They don’t care about you?
A wild ghost was eating the dog's foetus: They were lying to you. Their own corpses were buried in Babaoshan, a place of great blessing. Even if their children were not offered sacrifices at all times, there were national tributes! They were all extremely wealthy and honored, and the underworld was regarded as guests of honor. The corpses of old man Mao were buried in the place where the flying dragon was in the sky. They just felt pity for us stupid ghosts!
Old Gui Han was speechless when he heard this. The two old and dead ghosts of the Han family fought for food. How could they pay attention to him? The eyes of his eyes were indifferent. Old Gui Han felt that his heart had broken into pieces. It was not easy for him to raise him in his life, but in the end he asked his ancestors to fall to this point. It was really unfilial!
In the surrounding mansions, rich ghosts come out to set off Yin cannons to celebrate the Ghost Year. The Ghost Public Security Bureau holds mourning sticks in his hands and drives away wild ghosts from time to time. The underworld is cold, and those wild ghosts are free of clothes and food, are frozen to the point of being pale and beaten by sticks. It is really terrible.
What Han Laogui is most unwilling to see is that his white-haired parents are also among the ghost police. While stuffing the dog's leftover food into his mouth, the old man and his wife protect their heads and faces with their hands, allowing the long mourning stick to ruthlessly whip on the skinny bony body.
Han Laogui beat his chest and stamped his feet: I'm really useless, I'm unfilial!
The Ghost Police finally dispersed the wild ghosts who were squatting on the street and eating dog food, and drove them to stand in a row. One of the Ghost Police shouted: OK! Your holiday is over, you have eaten and drunk, it’s time to go to work!
After saying that, he waved the sticks in his hand and drove the wild ghosts forward.
Old Gui Han stopped a ghost policeman and said: Where do you want to take them?
Guigong Security said: You are the soul of the world, don’t worry about the affairs of the world. When you die, you will know if you have no money!
Old Gui Han said anxiously: Dad! Mom! Where are you going?
The two old ghosts in the Han family were silent and dropped their heads, ignoring their son again
Old Gui Han followed these wild ghosts to outside a magma. The ghost police roared: I will jump down and I can only reincarnate if I touch Yin Yuan. This time I am a flea and I can live one more day!
Han Laogui saw his parents take off all their ragged clothes that could only be avoided, jump into the magma, and his face was full of pain as he rolled, and his soul kept shaking. After a while, the lucky wild ghost touched a grain of rice and handed it to the ghost officer. The ghost almost nodded and put it in his pocket, making him stand aside
Two days have passed in a blink of an eye. The two old ghosts of the Han family have not touched anything. It is time to eat again. The two old ghosts dragged their tired and painful souls and wanted to mingle in the ghost group to eat, but were discovered by the ghost police. They were struggling with their heads and faces.
Old lady Han cried and said: Old man! When is it the end? I didn’t expect that when we were a human being, we were led by that great man, three against five against each other, three years of political famine, ten years of Cultural Revolution, life was not easy, I didn’t expect that it would be the same as being a ghost. People can die if they can’t survive, and what should we do if ghosts cannot survive?
The Ghost Public Security Bureau smiled and said: When your souls slowly disappear, they will disappear from the world from now on!
The old man from the Han family hated and said: It’s not filial to have a child! It’s not filial to have a child! The children in the family are filial and do not believe in any slander. They offer incense and candles all year round. They have been reincarnated long ago. They have pity us! There is not even a nanny, and they are destined to be lonely ghosts. Oh! Let’s take it! When the soul is wiped out, the crime will naturally be born!
Old Gui Han burst into tears when he heard this. Just as he was about to speak, the talisman light in his soul lit up again, and flew up with his soul and rushed out of the underworld.
When Han Laogui returned to the world, he was already in tears. When he opened his eyes, he was sleeping in the dead grass in the garden on the side of the road. Not far away was the pile of burnt paper ash by Zhao Wumou and his son. He knew that all the things he had experienced were real. He felt sorry for his parents who gave birth to him and raised him, but at this time he suffered in the underworld. He couldn't help but hit his head against the ground and shouted: Son is unfilial!
Old Han was crying and snatched his head and made his forehead bleeding. After a while, he stood up tremblingly and ran to the nearest paper horse shop that had closed for New Year’s Eve dinner. He knocked on the door and said desperately: Open the door! I want to buy something!
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