Ah Woo, Ah Woo
A strange hum woke up my dream. I slowly opened my eyes and found that I was naked on my upper body and covered with a silk quilt on my lower body. I was lying on a large and luxurious Simmons bed. In front of me was a room with classic and elegant decoration.
The morning light outside the window shone into the house, making the house look particularly refreshing. Looking at the scenery in front of me, I suddenly became confused. This is not my room, this is... Oh, yes, it is Ji Fanglan and the others' house, I moved to her house
So I rubbed my temples and began to recall what happened last night. After Shan Yuhuan was taken to by the eldest son once yesterday, I put on my clothes and went to the company to investigate the Black Angel.
Then the eldest young master was not happy, so he hugged the naked Ji Fanglan and said he wanted to
Ji Fanglan smiled and suggested that we carry her here to continue playing. She said that the room has a relatively complete set of sexual tools, which will make us more enjoyable.
So we carried Ji Fanglan into the house and insulted her all night... Thinking of this, I looked up and saw that the tiles in the house were covered with water traces, which were left by us when we had a water battle with Ji Fanglan last night.
I remember that we both chased Ji Fanglan with water guns and shot at her naked body.
Ji Fanglan smiled while dodging naked, and while running, she also challenged us, saying that if she could subdue her, she would be his sex slave tonight
I don't know if it was because she lost intentionally, or if she was a weak woman, she was not our opponent at all, but soon she was subdued by us and crushed her jade body on the bed.
After the eldest young master pressed her to the ground, he asked her to fulfill his promise. Ji Fanglan smiled and said, "Anyway, I have been subdued by you, and whatever I want to do will be as good as we can."
The eldest young master smiled and pressed her snow-white buttocks hard, spread her buttocks with his fingers, revealing her pink anus, and then inserted the water gun into her pink anus and ejaculated violently.
As a result, she was filled with water. The eldest young master told her to hold it in for five minutes and was not allowed to spray it. Ji Fanglan's jade face was pale and her whole body was shaking, but she still couldn't hold it in. When she was more than three minutes, her snow buttocks suddenly raised her head and a puff, and a fierce stream of clear water ejaculated from her anus, spraying everywhere.
Yes, that's right!
A red ribbon hung on the mahogany chair next to the coffee table, which we used to tie Ji Fanglan's limbs last night.
The eldest young master said she had not completed the five-minute task, so she played with her torture her vagina.
Moreover, I was crazy at that time, not only did I stop it, but also said that since I wanted to play the slut, let's play the three flowers of the sweet flowers. After that, we worked together to press Ji Fanglan's naked body to the chair, and tied her jade arms and snow legs tightly to the feet of the chair with red silk. That's it. There was a bottle of empty wine on the bedside table, which was drunk by the eldest master, so under the influence of alcohol, we both became a little crazy and cruel.
Fortunately, the understanding Ji Fanglan understood our drunken madness. When we tied her, she not only did not resist, but instead smiled and separated her snow legs to cooperate with our binding. Not only that, she also carefully guided us from a professional perspective on how to tie the woman's limbs so that the woman could not move
As a result, under her guidance, we bent her snow legs and separated them largely until both sides of our body, and then tied her ankles with silk to his two wrists.
In this way, the charming tender labia and anus in her lower body will be revealed in front of us again
Well, then the question came again. The eldest master and I wanted to use our penis to sting our penis to destroy her labia. We didn't know how to give in under the influence of alcohol, and we almost fought later.
In the end, Ji Fanglan, who was tied up, had a solution. She smiled indifferently and proposed a solution, which was to let us fuck her anus and the other fuck her vagina, and then fuck her together until she squirted. Finally, the owner of the penis she squirted could burst her vagina.
When we heard this method was good, the eldest young master picked her up and inserted his penis into her anus, while I thrust it in her labia from the front
So under the repeated piercing of our two penis, Ji Fanglan's lower body made the vaginal fluid splash, and Ji Fanglan herself hugged our bodies and kept moaning. As a result, with less than half a minute, a stream of crystal vaginal fluid spurted out from her urethra and sprinkled on my lower abdomen.
But we don’t know which penis was squirting Ji Fanglan, which one in the vagina?
It's still the one in the anus, only the person involved knows about this, so we listen to Ji Fanglan's judgment.
Ji Fanglan collapsed on my shoulder and was sweating profusely for a while, and then she revealed the answer in a breathless manner.
I won
She said there was a protruding flesh stalk deep in her vagina. This flesh stalk was very sensitive. As long as a man touched the penis, even if he squirted, she would be stimulated and immediately whispered.
But because this fleshy stem is very deep, generally speaking, men's penis rarely touched. In her previous work experience, only two black guests with penis up to twelve inches long were ravaging her, and the penis was touched by a blow.
Usually, Ji Fanglan is so excited that she is being ravaged by men. The vaginal spasms and contracts, so their penis almost touches.
When my penis is touched, it means that my orgasm is caused by me
Then, I put my penis on my penis and exploded Ji Fanglan's labia. After Ji Fanglan's heart-wrenching scream, her labia was poked out by my penis.
Finally, I also shot the semen onto this fleshy flower
I have two of Ji Fanglan's three beautiful flowers, and I am content.
So my heart was relieved, and the alcohol quickly jumped up. I fainted and fell to the ground and fell asleep.
A moment before falling asleep, I vaguely saw the eldest young master holding Ji Fanglan's slender and white waist. Regardless of her pale face and trembling all over, she pushed her soft penis towards her white and tight buttocks... Well, at this point, I finally recalled what happened last night, and my mind was cleared up.
I learned from books by using memories to clear my hangover mind
I looked up at the surrounding rooms again and found that the room was quiet, as if there was no one else.
Where is Fang Lan?
Where is the eldest master?
Where have they all gone
Woo woo!
Just when I was wondering, I heard the strange humming just now
Not only that, I also felt a warm and soft thing licking my penis, and a hot stream flowed down my penis to my scrotum
I looked down curiously and found that my lower body, covered by silk quilt, was surprisingly bulging, as if something was moving on my lower body
In shock, I pulled the corner of the sheet and lifted it up, and then an extremely lewd scene appeared in front of me: I saw Ji Fanglan, who was naked all over, was held in his arms by the sleeping eldest master, and both lay under my crotch.
Her jade arms were tied to her breasts with tape, and her head was just right between my legs, and her mouth was stuffed with a hole with a round hole in the middle.
My weak penis was being kept in her cherry lips through the hole in Ji Fanglan's mouth for a night
I finally knew that the warmth and soft thing just now was her tongue, and what flowed to my scrotum was her saliva flowing out.
She wanted to wake me up by licking my penis
Ji Fanglan looked up and saw that I was awake, so she squinted her eyes, held her mouth in her mouth, and whined at me with a smile
Obviously I asked me to take off the mouth from his mouth
When I woke up, I quickly reached behind her head, pushed her hair away, and stuffed the mouth from her mouth.
Cough, cough, cough!
After the mouth cushion was taken off, Ji Fanglan immediately frowned and coughed at the bed sheets, but it turned out that there was a lot of yellow and white dirt.
I was shocked when I saw it, and my body was down, holding her delicate body, and putting her naked upper body into my arms. Then, while unbuttoning the tape on her hand, I asked in confusion: Miss Ji, what's going on? Why are you holding me in your mouth...Which sleeps?
Ji Fanglan stretched out her tongue and licked the dirt on the corner of her mouth, then smiled gently and said: Sorry, Mr. Zhang, I didn't want to wake you up on purpose, because I'm going to work, otherwise I would have sucked you naturally.
I felt a little ashamed when I heard this. I hugged her waist and wanted to pick her up from the eldest master's arms. Unexpectedly, Ji Fanglan smiled slightly and pressed my arm to signal me not to pick her up.
So I was stunned and looked at her in wonder
Ji Fanglan saw me looking at her, smiled bitterly, and then said: Mr. Zhang, my anus was destroyed by the eldest son with a penis all night last night, and it is still inserted into it. If you carry me out, my anus will rot. Let's wake up the eldest son first.
I nodded after hearing this, then reached out and patted the eldest master on the cheek, shouting: Hello, boy, wake up quickly, let go of Fanglan, she is going to work
When the eldest young master heard this, he not only did not wake up, but he hugged Ji Fanglan's snow-white slender waist even tighter, thrust his penis into Ji Fanglan's butt, and shouted in a daze: Sister Fanglan, I want to pee
When I heard this, I was shocked. He actually wanted to pee in Ji Fanglan's anus. That's all, so I raised my hand and wanted to suck him
Unexpectedly, Ji Fanglan smiled slightly, raised her jade arm to stop me, and then exhaled and said: It's okay, Mr. Zhang, let him pee in, wait until he finishes urinating... Well, before Ji Fanglan finished speaking, he saw the butt of the eldest young master pressing against Ji Fanglan's snow buttocks suddenly trembled. Ji Fanglan frowned and slowly raised her snow legs.
I saw a yellow stream splashing out from Ji Fanglan's snow-white thighs. After that, the eldest young master did what she wanted to do.
After a while, Ji Fanglan looked up at me, and I smiled bitterly: Why? He finished peeing?
Ji Fanglan smiled at me indifferently, and then said: It's Ah, Mr. Zhang, you hand me the towel on the bedside table. The eldest young master's penis has become soft and fall out. I want to use it to cover my anus and not let the urine stain the bed sheet.
I sighed when I heard this, then turned around and picked up the towel on the bedside table and handed it to her, and said: Miss Ji, are you doing this to this extent? He is not a guest, and such an adult is still wetting the bed, what is the future for him!
Ji Fanglan took the towel and covered her buttocks, allowing it to absorb the urine of the young master who was sprayed out of her anus, and smiled and said: This is nothing. Our company told us during training that men's penis can easily be incontinent in a suitable warm environment, while women's anus has this suitable temperature.
When I heard this, I was stunned. I didn't expect that there would be such a thing.
Ji Fanglan smiled slightly when she saw my blank expression, and then said: Mr. Zhang, do you know? You were also incontinent last night because a woman's mouth also has a suitable temperature.
When I heard this, I was shocked and said: No, no, it's hard, can I urinate...
Ji Fanglan nodded after hearing this, then smiled slightly, then sat up her delicate body and said: Yes, but it doesn't matter. I'm used to drinking men's urine. It seems that every guest likes this after he abused me.
I couldn't believe it and said: Yes, I'm sorry, Fanglan, I don't know. Ji Fanglan covered her cherry lips and smiled at the sight, and said: I said, you don't need to apologize, okay, I'll go take a shower, change clothes and go to work, you and the eldest son will sleep for a while
After saying that, Ji Fanglan leaned against my chest, stood up, and then got off the ground naked.
The moment she went down to the ground, I looked at her crotch and was shocked: I saw that the originally pink labia between Ji Fanglan's two snow legs had turned into a big red flower, and the outer skin of the labia was drooping, just as terrible as the last time the rapist had stabbed with a log.
I pointed at her vagina in shock and said: Fanglan, what's going on with your labia? If you were just blasted by a stinging penis once, it would never be like that, would it be...
Ji Fanglan lowered her head and looked at her vagina, wrapped it around her waist with the towel stained with urine, then turned her head and smiled at me, and said: That's right, I was abused twice by the penis last night, so I became like this.
When I heard this, I was stunned.
The first time I drove it, I remember, who was the second time? Could it be... I looked down at the eldest master who was sleeping soundly under my feet. It must be him
Thinking of this, I got angry and wanted to kick the eldest son
Unexpectedly, Ji Fanglan seemed to know what I was thinking, so she reached out and smiled slightly, stretched out her jade arm and held my big soles in one go, and then put it between her breasts and said softly: Mr. Zhang, you misunderstood, it’s not the eldest young master. You are the ones who used the penis to swell my labia twice. Have you forgotten?
When I heard this, I was stunned and said: Well, it's all me? How could it be? I remember that I only ravaged you with my penis once, and then fell asleep. So how could it be...
Ji Fanglan smiled indifferently when she heard this, and then said: You did sleep for a while after the first time after exploding my labia, but you woke up again half an hour later. At that time, I had just been fucked by the eldest master.
Because you were tearing the two parts of the vagina, it was very painful, so you were sitting on the sofa and applying ointment to heal your wounds. You suddenly woke up, walked to me with your penis, then grabbed my waist, and suddenly pressed me back on the table, then grabbed my butt, and stabbed the penis into my vagina again from behind.
I asked you to let me go and stop thrusting, but you ignored me and pulled my hair and stuffed it on my mouth. Have you forgotten this?
I was stunned when I heard this. I really couldn't believe that I would do such a cruel thing, so I asked reluctantly: Really, you didn't lie to me
Ji Fanglan smiled and turned around and picked up a few photos from the ground, put them in front of the bed, and said gently: This was the second time you abused me last night. The eldest young master took a photo with a Polaroid camera. I believe it can help you recall what happened last night. Okay, I wish you a happy day. I went to take a shower. After that, I lifted my soles, kissed my feet with my cherry lips, and then smiled slightly, walked towards the bathroom downstairs with my delicate body.
I looked at her figure who was away and stunned for a while, then quickly picked up the photo on the bed and looked at it. In the first photo, Ji Fanglan with disheveled hair was pressed by me on the table. I saw her spreading her snow legs, and my thorny penis was desperately thrusting into her already blooming vagina. Ji Fanglan was spasming all over, and her jade face was twisted and patient.
In the second photo, I pressed Ji Fanglan's chin and forced her to open her cherry lips, then spit out her mouth
In the third photo, Ji Fanglan has been stuffed into her mouth, and my penis has been sank into her mouth. Maybe it has penetrated into her throat. Ji Fanglan's eyes were turned white and she looked like she was about to fall into shock.
The fourth photo...I threw it back on the bed. I really couldn't bear to look at it anymore. I didn't expect that I would be so cruel. This was the first time I was drunk in my life. I didn't expect that I would become a beast.
Not only did she do such cruel things, but she also forgot about her
I looked up depressedly and found an empty wine bottle under the bed. I stepped forward and picked it up and saw that it was dry red.
Generally speaking, red wine is not a big deal. Is it a bottle of fake wine?
I want it even! It tastes delicious! This Mapo tofu, egg flower soup, braised elbow, Ah, this West Lake vinegar fish is so sour...
A strange dream came from behind me. When I looked back, I found that the eldest master stuffed the bed sheet with his urine into his mouth and chewed it with relish.
I heard that he was talking about the dishes we ate last night, which means that his thinking had returned to the time he went to bed with Dan Yuhuan.
Alas, I didn't completely remember the memory of last night, but the eldest young master seemed to be completely unable to remember it.
At 8:30 in the morning, I was standing in front of the giant statue at the entrance of Binhai Park. I was waiting for the woman named Xiaolei.
Why did the morning breeze gently caress my spirit?
This was the best time for my day. If the man around me was not in a bad mood, I would have hummed a song happily
Vomit The eldest young master bent beside me, his face twisted and vomited a pile of dirt onto the ground. This was the third mouthful he had spitted out this morning, and there was no stop.
It seems that I shouldn't be talking too much. If I didn't tell him what happened in the morning, I don't think he wouldn't have vomited like this. The eldest young master stood up with fatigue on his face and asked me again: Zhang...Brother Zhang, are you talking about me...I ate my urine. I nodded honestly when I heard this: Yes!
Impossible, I woke up and found that the sheets were very clean.
Of course, you licked it cleanly
Then... Then why didn't you wake me up? I screamed, but you didn't wake up and then I went to pull the sheet again. I didn't expect that in my dream, you thought you were going to grab it with you, but as soon as you got angry, you stuffed the whole piece of bed sheet with urine into your mouth...
Vomit the fourth mouthful... poor young master
In the next ten minutes, the eldest young master vomited several times, and finally got stomach cramps. He had no choice but to take a taxi to the hospital. He originally wanted to wait until he saw Xiao Lei and kiss Fangze, but now it seems that there is no chance.
I waited at the entrance of Binhai Park for more than half an hour, but I still didn't see the shadow of the woman in a motorcycle suit named Xiao Lei
Just when I thought something happened to her, my phone suddenly rang. I picked it up and answered it. A strange and sunny woman's voice came over: Hello, are you Mr. Zhang Shiyi?
When I heard this, I was stunned: Yes, I am
Ah, Hello, hello, I'm Xiaolei, sorry, Ah, I'm in the Salt Lake now, it may take a while to arrive
What? Salt Lake?
Don't blame me for making a fuss, because the Salt Lake Salt Industry Zone is in the north of Binhai City, and the Binhai Garden is in the south of Binhai City, with a distance of 18,000 miles between her. Even if she set out from the Salt Lake, it will take at least two hours to get to Binhai Garden.
Do I have to wait for two hours?
Xiao Lei seemed to hear my dissatisfaction, so she said embarrassedly: Sorry, Mr. Zhang, I know I had an appointment with you today and shouldn't go so far. But yesterday an important client said that his son had returned from the United States and asked me to go to the salt lake to take a salt bath with them.
I originally thought that only father and son were easy to deal with, and could go and go back early, but I didn't expect that when I arrived, I realized that he had five sons studying in the United States, and they all graduated together and returned home together.
In this way, I was pressed by the father and son on the ground in the salt bath for a night, which made me exhausted, but I got up late today.
I smiled bitterly when I heard this. I guessed it would be like this, so I sighed and said: Oh, since that's the case, then Miss Xiao, take your time, I'm waiting for you here
Xiao Lei from there heard this and smiled heartily, then said: Haha, Mr. Zhang is really kind and understanding, well... Let's do this, Mr. Zhang, go to my house and wait. My house is very close to Juweige near Binhai Garden, Building 2, 502, the door is not locked, you have the drinks in the room... Wow! The phone is out of power! Beep The call is broken, and I am really amused and crying when I look at the phone in my hand.
I used to think that Xiao Lei, a woman who was responsible for intelligence collection tasks for the company, should be a more rational and even a little cold woman, just like Chen Aofang or Shan Yuhuan
Unexpectedly, Xiao Lei on the phone was such a passionate and sunny woman with a somewhat similar personality to the eldest son.
Alas, it seems like a troublesome woman again
But the trouble is troublesome, the company still needs to be done
I sighed, and then followed Xiao Lei's words and came to the bottom of his building.
Although I had known I would encounter trouble, I didn't expect the trouble to come so soon
The first one to cause trouble for me was the two aunts I met when I first entered her community
I walked to the entrance of the community and saw two aunts chatting and walking out, it seemed that they were going out to buy vegetables
So I hurried forward and asked them about Xiao Lei's residence. When the two aunts heard that I was looking for Xiao Lei, their faces changed immediately. The aunt in the blue sweater asked me nervously: I said, "Ah, young man? What are you looking for Miss Xiao?"
I was stunned for a moment when I heard this, thinking that this aunt was really defensive. Seeing that I was a stranger, I actually knew to ask, so I smiled and said: Oh, I... I am her relative, come and see her
The blue sweater aunt was stunned when she heard this, and then asked suspiciously: Are you really her relative? Or are you actually her lover's wife's relatives.
Relative of her lover's wife?
What a weird thing this is
But before I could ask back, the old lady in red sweater looked at me carefully, and then muttered to the old lady in blue sweater: Well, what the young man said is true. You see, he is not holding a weapon in his hand, and there is no anger on his face, it seems that he is not here to settle the score with her
When the old lady in red sweater heard this, she nodded solemnly and said to her: Could she be here to find her...the one who is looking for her
When the aunt in blue heard this, she looked at my face carefully, and then said to the aunt in red: Well, unlike this young man, there is no lust on his face, maybe he is really her relative.
The aunt in red looked at my face carefully and nodded: Well, you are right, but even so, we can't take it lightly. That little fairy might not even let her relatives go, so let's give birth to something for the younger generation.
When the blue sweater aunt heard this, she nodded, then stepped forward and grabbed my arm with her hand, then stuffed something into my pocket at a speed that was lightning speed, then held my hand and said with a worry: I said, "Youngsheng, her house is on the fifth floor of the second corridor in front. You must be careful. If you really can't hold it, use what I gave you, go and go back early. Although it's not a big deal, I advise you to break off your kinship with her as soon as possible. This is really for your own good.
After saying that, he pulled the old lady in red and ran away quickly like a plague god.
I was confused by these two aunts. I reached out to take out the pockets and took out the things inside. I was stunned!
It turned out to be a bottle of Viagra (Viagra). Although I don't know what this aunt did for me, it must have something to do with Xiao Lei.
My mood became a little uneasy
But who thought that the trouble was not over yet. I just walked into the corridor of their house and the trouble came again. I just walked into the corridor and was about to go up the stairs, suddenly my head was poked out from the convenience store next to the corridor and stopped me.
When I turned around, I turned out to be a dry and thin old man, probably at the age when the loess was about to be buried half a piece of the loess
Seeing me coming to him, the old man stared at me with his dim old eyes and asked me: Young man, what are you going to do?
I was stunned when I heard this, then pointed to the stairs and said: Go upstairs
When the old man heard this, he stretched out the dry old palm in front of me and said: Go upstairs? Do you know the rules for going up this building?
I was stunned when I heard this. Are there any rules to go upstairs?
Never heard of it!
So he asked dumbly: Rules? What rules?
When the old man heard that he didn't answer, he bent down and flipped under the cabinet for a while, then put the four boxes in front of me, and then said with confidence: This is apple-flavored, chocolate-flavored, banana-flavored and lollipop-flavored. Just choose whatever you want, the price is the same, it is twelve yuan, so pay!
Hearing this, I picked up the box in front of me and saw Oh! MayGd! It is a brand new condom with different packaging in four boxes!
I immediately threw the condom back as if I had touched a hot potato, and then shouted to him: Bastard! Why am I buying this thing?
When the old man heard me shouting to him, he was not angry. He said to me slowly: Young man, you are not a person living nearby. Don’t you know? There is a female fairy who likes to absorb men’s yang energy living on the fifth floor. She is so powerful! Every man will be dragged into the house by her doorstep and will be ruined by her, and even a beast will not let go. So, if you want to go upstairs, whether it is a human or a dog, as long as it is a male, you have to put this thing on the roots of your descendants. Otherwise, when you are trampled by her, the yin energy that touches her lower body will die prematurely.
I was so amused and crying when I heard this, so I said to him: OK, old man, don't joke with me
What? Joke? I am so old, I am still joking with you, you wait! I will show you the evidence
After saying that, the old man put his neck all over and shouted out the door: Wangcai! Come in!
As soon as he finished speaking, an old yellow dog swayed in from outside the corridor. It passed by me and rushed to the counter. Then the old man lifted his front paws and shouted to me: Young man, don’t believe me, look!
I looked down when I heard the sound
Oh!
Amen!
The red dog whip between the old dog's crotch is wearing a pink, very cute person with a condom.
Just as I was stunned, the old man said in tears: Woo, my wealth is so bouncing and jumping, but since I was trampled twice by the female fairy, my energy has been discharged. Now I just take two steps and panting. Oh! I feel sorry for you.
After saying that, the old man actually cried with a big yellow dog
When I saw that it was a rare opportunity, I quickly took advantage of the time when he was crying and quietly walked upstairs with my feet while I was crying.
Going to the second floor, I was about to run to the fifth floor
While climbing up, I thought anxiously: Oh my God!
Which immortal is Xiao Lei from?
He actually made the entire residential area so miserable with just one of his jade bodies!
If I work with her, will I be punished and die without a place to die?
With this terrifying thought, I came to the fourth floor. I looked up at the fifth floor and frowned immediately, knowing that trouble was coming again.
Because I saw a young man in a suit and tie holding a screwdriver, squatting on the ground, prying the door lock of Xiao Lei's house.
I sighed in my heart, thinking that Xiao Lei really aroused public anger. The thief dared to pry her door in broad daylight, so blatant that he was not afraid of being discovered. It must be that this thief knew that Xiao Lei's reputation was too bad, and others would not report it even if they saw it.
But since she is an employee of the company, others can ignore it, I can't ignore it
So I stepped forward and kicked him to the ground, then shouted angrily to her: Bold thief! He dared to pry someone else's door lock in broad daylight, and he would have a long life!
After saying that, I raised my fist and wanted to continue beating him
When he saw this, he quickly raised his hand to beg me for mercy and said: Slowly, wait! I am not a thief! I am a property manager!
I was stunned when I heard this, stopped, and then frowned and said: Property administrator? Property administrators can't pry someone's door lock Ah?
When the property owner heard this, he sighed immediately, then pointed to the door and said: Sir, please see clearly whether it is okay? I am not prying the door lock, but installing the door lock.
I was stunned when I heard this, and then took a closer look. Sure enough, the lock on the door was very new, obviously it was just installed.
This situation confused me, so I asked: Even if you change the door lock, you have to wait for the owner to come back. How could you change the door lock without authorization like you?
When the property owner heard this, he sighed again, then put down the tools in his hand, stood up and said to me with confidence: Sir, you still don’t understand. I am not picking the door lock or changing the door lock, but installing the door lock. There was no door lock on her door!
I was stunned when I heard this, and then instinctively looked down at the ground. Sure enough, I didn't see the old door lock that was replaced on the ground, so I wondered: What's going on?
The property owner smiled bitterly, then squatted down and continued to install the door lock while saying helplessly: Alas, this is Miss Xiao’s idea. Because she is romantic and affectionate, her lover is always friendly, and her lover is always in the world. So in order to facilitate her to come to Lingering with those lovers, she simply didn’t even have the door lock, so that men could go in and have sex with her at any time, no matter day and night, when did they want it, which is the secret we have made here, and you don’t know?
I was stunned when I heard this, thinking that no wonder Xiao Lei can be as famous as Ji Fanglan in the company. It turns out to be exaggerated.
But when I calmed down, a question came into my mind, so I asked: Then, isn’t Miss Xiao afraid of thieves stealing her things?
At this time, the property had installed the door lock, stood up and wiped the oil stains on his hands, while saying to me without any haste: Of course, I am not afraid, because Miss Xiao had already spoken out that there was nothing valuable in her family and it was not worth stealing. She also said that if the brothers on the road let him go, if they missed a woman one day, they could come to her directly, and she could lie on the bed and let them vent their lust.
As soon as she said this, the fitters came one after another. As a result, after a while, the thieves nearby, whether they were big thieves or thieves, had an affair with her.
As the saying goes, taking someone's hands short, eating someone's mouth soft, and even stealing someone's things after sleeping with someone. This does not conform to their rules.
So, although Miss Xiao never closed her door at night, she had never lost the things in the room.
Not only that, thieves sent the stolen things to her house every now and then, which made the police in our community police station now receive the theft report, the first thing they thought was to go to Ms. Xiao’s house to check the dirty things, which made her very depressed.
I was stunned by these words, so I shook my head, looked back at my god, and then asked: Since that's the case, who asked you to lock her house
When the property owner heard this, he laughed and said: Of course, it was the workers, farmers, and the wives of the thief who had their husbands and lovers snatched by Miss Xiao. They hated her so much that they were so angry that they went to the court to sue several times.
But the court has no choice, because there is no law in the law that it is illegal without installing a door lock. Just sue her for prostitution. She sleeps with a man without charging money, which means there is no fact.
Let's sue him for being unfair. She always had sex with men at her own home and didn't go to the street, so it couldn't be counted as she was the owner and the house was hers. We can't drive her away
So the abandoned women had no choice but to ask me to install a door lock for her. Oh, I think it's useless to install it. She will dismantle it once she comes back, and it will be in vain.
Okay, I'm leaving, sir, the door is open for you. If you want to enter, please enter. Anyway, Miss Xiao won't blame me
After saying that, the property guy patted my shoulder and walked down the stairs
Then when we were about to turn the stairs, we suddenly turned around and added: By the way, sir, I don’t know who you are, nor do we want to know, but meeting is fate, so I would like to advise you, it’s better not to enter this house if you can not enter, otherwise after seeing the things in Miss Xiao’s house, you will have a dream for the rest of your life. Okay, that’s all, I wish you a happy day and goodbye!
After saying that, the property guy hummed a little tune and went downstairs
I was upset by the property guy's words. He said it right, I'm the kind of person who has to enter.
Holding the door handle on the door of Xiao Lei's house, I took a deep breath, and suddenly I felt that what I opened was not a door, but a Pandora's magic box, but I knew I could not escape, I could only move forward
So I raised my courage and slowly opened the door of the witch's house, which specializes in eating grass beside the nest. However, as soon as I opened it, I looked inside, and the scenery in the room immediately shocked me...
A strange hum woke up my dream. I slowly opened my eyes and found that I was naked on my upper body and covered with a silk quilt on my lower body. I was lying on a large and luxurious Simmons bed. In front of me was a room with classic and elegant decoration.
The morning light outside the window shone into the house, making the house look particularly refreshing. Looking at the scenery in front of me, I suddenly became confused. This is not my room, this is... Oh, yes, it is Ji Fanglan and the others' house, I moved to her house
So I rubbed my temples and began to recall what happened last night. After Shan Yuhuan was taken to by the eldest son once yesterday, I put on my clothes and went to the company to investigate the Black Angel.
Then the eldest young master was not happy, so he hugged the naked Ji Fanglan and said he wanted to
Ji Fanglan smiled and suggested that we carry her here to continue playing. She said that the room has a relatively complete set of sexual tools, which will make us more enjoyable.
So we carried Ji Fanglan into the house and insulted her all night... Thinking of this, I looked up and saw that the tiles in the house were covered with water traces, which were left by us when we had a water battle with Ji Fanglan last night.
I remember that we both chased Ji Fanglan with water guns and shot at her naked body.
Ji Fanglan smiled while dodging naked, and while running, she also challenged us, saying that if she could subdue her, she would be his sex slave tonight
I don't know if it was because she lost intentionally, or if she was a weak woman, she was not our opponent at all, but soon she was subdued by us and crushed her jade body on the bed.
After the eldest young master pressed her to the ground, he asked her to fulfill his promise. Ji Fanglan smiled and said, "Anyway, I have been subdued by you, and whatever I want to do will be as good as we can."
The eldest young master smiled and pressed her snow-white buttocks hard, spread her buttocks with his fingers, revealing her pink anus, and then inserted the water gun into her pink anus and ejaculated violently.
As a result, she was filled with water. The eldest young master told her to hold it in for five minutes and was not allowed to spray it. Ji Fanglan's jade face was pale and her whole body was shaking, but she still couldn't hold it in. When she was more than three minutes, her snow buttocks suddenly raised her head and a puff, and a fierce stream of clear water ejaculated from her anus, spraying everywhere.
Yes, that's right!
A red ribbon hung on the mahogany chair next to the coffee table, which we used to tie Ji Fanglan's limbs last night.
The eldest young master said she had not completed the five-minute task, so she played with her torture her vagina.
Moreover, I was crazy at that time, not only did I stop it, but also said that since I wanted to play the slut, let's play the three flowers of the sweet flowers. After that, we worked together to press Ji Fanglan's naked body to the chair, and tied her jade arms and snow legs tightly to the feet of the chair with red silk. That's it. There was a bottle of empty wine on the bedside table, which was drunk by the eldest master, so under the influence of alcohol, we both became a little crazy and cruel.
Fortunately, the understanding Ji Fanglan understood our drunken madness. When we tied her, she not only did not resist, but instead smiled and separated her snow legs to cooperate with our binding. Not only that, she also carefully guided us from a professional perspective on how to tie the woman's limbs so that the woman could not move
As a result, under her guidance, we bent her snow legs and separated them largely until both sides of our body, and then tied her ankles with silk to his two wrists.
In this way, the charming tender labia and anus in her lower body will be revealed in front of us again
Well, then the question came again. The eldest master and I wanted to use our penis to sting our penis to destroy her labia. We didn't know how to give in under the influence of alcohol, and we almost fought later.
In the end, Ji Fanglan, who was tied up, had a solution. She smiled indifferently and proposed a solution, which was to let us fuck her anus and the other fuck her vagina, and then fuck her together until she squirted. Finally, the owner of the penis she squirted could burst her vagina.
When we heard this method was good, the eldest young master picked her up and inserted his penis into her anus, while I thrust it in her labia from the front
So under the repeated piercing of our two penis, Ji Fanglan's lower body made the vaginal fluid splash, and Ji Fanglan herself hugged our bodies and kept moaning. As a result, with less than half a minute, a stream of crystal vaginal fluid spurted out from her urethra and sprinkled on my lower abdomen.
But we don’t know which penis was squirting Ji Fanglan, which one in the vagina?
It's still the one in the anus, only the person involved knows about this, so we listen to Ji Fanglan's judgment.
Ji Fanglan collapsed on my shoulder and was sweating profusely for a while, and then she revealed the answer in a breathless manner.
I won
She said there was a protruding flesh stalk deep in her vagina. This flesh stalk was very sensitive. As long as a man touched the penis, even if he squirted, she would be stimulated and immediately whispered.
But because this fleshy stem is very deep, generally speaking, men's penis rarely touched. In her previous work experience, only two black guests with penis up to twelve inches long were ravaging her, and the penis was touched by a blow.
Usually, Ji Fanglan is so excited that she is being ravaged by men. The vaginal spasms and contracts, so their penis almost touches.
When my penis is touched, it means that my orgasm is caused by me
Then, I put my penis on my penis and exploded Ji Fanglan's labia. After Ji Fanglan's heart-wrenching scream, her labia was poked out by my penis.
Finally, I also shot the semen onto this fleshy flower
I have two of Ji Fanglan's three beautiful flowers, and I am content.
So my heart was relieved, and the alcohol quickly jumped up. I fainted and fell to the ground and fell asleep.
A moment before falling asleep, I vaguely saw the eldest young master holding Ji Fanglan's slender and white waist. Regardless of her pale face and trembling all over, she pushed her soft penis towards her white and tight buttocks... Well, at this point, I finally recalled what happened last night, and my mind was cleared up.
I learned from books by using memories to clear my hangover mind
I looked up at the surrounding rooms again and found that the room was quiet, as if there was no one else.
Where is Fang Lan?
Where is the eldest master?
Where have they all gone
Woo woo!
Just when I was wondering, I heard the strange humming just now
Not only that, I also felt a warm and soft thing licking my penis, and a hot stream flowed down my penis to my scrotum
I looked down curiously and found that my lower body, covered by silk quilt, was surprisingly bulging, as if something was moving on my lower body
In shock, I pulled the corner of the sheet and lifted it up, and then an extremely lewd scene appeared in front of me: I saw Ji Fanglan, who was naked all over, was held in his arms by the sleeping eldest master, and both lay under my crotch.
Her jade arms were tied to her breasts with tape, and her head was just right between my legs, and her mouth was stuffed with a hole with a round hole in the middle.
My weak penis was being kept in her cherry lips through the hole in Ji Fanglan's mouth for a night
I finally knew that the warmth and soft thing just now was her tongue, and what flowed to my scrotum was her saliva flowing out.
She wanted to wake me up by licking my penis
Ji Fanglan looked up and saw that I was awake, so she squinted her eyes, held her mouth in her mouth, and whined at me with a smile
Obviously I asked me to take off the mouth from his mouth
When I woke up, I quickly reached behind her head, pushed her hair away, and stuffed the mouth from her mouth.
Cough, cough, cough!
After the mouth cushion was taken off, Ji Fanglan immediately frowned and coughed at the bed sheets, but it turned out that there was a lot of yellow and white dirt.
I was shocked when I saw it, and my body was down, holding her delicate body, and putting her naked upper body into my arms. Then, while unbuttoning the tape on her hand, I asked in confusion: Miss Ji, what's going on? Why are you holding me in your mouth...Which sleeps?
Ji Fanglan stretched out her tongue and licked the dirt on the corner of her mouth, then smiled gently and said: Sorry, Mr. Zhang, I didn't want to wake you up on purpose, because I'm going to work, otherwise I would have sucked you naturally.
I felt a little ashamed when I heard this. I hugged her waist and wanted to pick her up from the eldest master's arms. Unexpectedly, Ji Fanglan smiled slightly and pressed my arm to signal me not to pick her up.
So I was stunned and looked at her in wonder
Ji Fanglan saw me looking at her, smiled bitterly, and then said: Mr. Zhang, my anus was destroyed by the eldest son with a penis all night last night, and it is still inserted into it. If you carry me out, my anus will rot. Let's wake up the eldest son first.
I nodded after hearing this, then reached out and patted the eldest master on the cheek, shouting: Hello, boy, wake up quickly, let go of Fanglan, she is going to work
When the eldest young master heard this, he not only did not wake up, but he hugged Ji Fanglan's snow-white slender waist even tighter, thrust his penis into Ji Fanglan's butt, and shouted in a daze: Sister Fanglan, I want to pee
When I heard this, I was shocked. He actually wanted to pee in Ji Fanglan's anus. That's all, so I raised my hand and wanted to suck him
Unexpectedly, Ji Fanglan smiled slightly, raised her jade arm to stop me, and then exhaled and said: It's okay, Mr. Zhang, let him pee in, wait until he finishes urinating... Well, before Ji Fanglan finished speaking, he saw the butt of the eldest young master pressing against Ji Fanglan's snow buttocks suddenly trembled. Ji Fanglan frowned and slowly raised her snow legs.
I saw a yellow stream splashing out from Ji Fanglan's snow-white thighs. After that, the eldest young master did what she wanted to do.
After a while, Ji Fanglan looked up at me, and I smiled bitterly: Why? He finished peeing?
Ji Fanglan smiled at me indifferently, and then said: It's Ah, Mr. Zhang, you hand me the towel on the bedside table. The eldest young master's penis has become soft and fall out. I want to use it to cover my anus and not let the urine stain the bed sheet.
I sighed when I heard this, then turned around and picked up the towel on the bedside table and handed it to her, and said: Miss Ji, are you doing this to this extent? He is not a guest, and such an adult is still wetting the bed, what is the future for him!
Ji Fanglan took the towel and covered her buttocks, allowing it to absorb the urine of the young master who was sprayed out of her anus, and smiled and said: This is nothing. Our company told us during training that men's penis can easily be incontinent in a suitable warm environment, while women's anus has this suitable temperature.
When I heard this, I was stunned. I didn't expect that there would be such a thing.
Ji Fanglan smiled slightly when she saw my blank expression, and then said: Mr. Zhang, do you know? You were also incontinent last night because a woman's mouth also has a suitable temperature.
When I heard this, I was shocked and said: No, no, it's hard, can I urinate...
Ji Fanglan nodded after hearing this, then smiled slightly, then sat up her delicate body and said: Yes, but it doesn't matter. I'm used to drinking men's urine. It seems that every guest likes this after he abused me.
I couldn't believe it and said: Yes, I'm sorry, Fanglan, I don't know. Ji Fanglan covered her cherry lips and smiled at the sight, and said: I said, you don't need to apologize, okay, I'll go take a shower, change clothes and go to work, you and the eldest son will sleep for a while
After saying that, Ji Fanglan leaned against my chest, stood up, and then got off the ground naked.
The moment she went down to the ground, I looked at her crotch and was shocked: I saw that the originally pink labia between Ji Fanglan's two snow legs had turned into a big red flower, and the outer skin of the labia was drooping, just as terrible as the last time the rapist had stabbed with a log.
I pointed at her vagina in shock and said: Fanglan, what's going on with your labia? If you were just blasted by a stinging penis once, it would never be like that, would it be...
Ji Fanglan lowered her head and looked at her vagina, wrapped it around her waist with the towel stained with urine, then turned her head and smiled at me, and said: That's right, I was abused twice by the penis last night, so I became like this.
When I heard this, I was stunned.
The first time I drove it, I remember, who was the second time? Could it be... I looked down at the eldest master who was sleeping soundly under my feet. It must be him
Thinking of this, I got angry and wanted to kick the eldest son
Unexpectedly, Ji Fanglan seemed to know what I was thinking, so she reached out and smiled slightly, stretched out her jade arm and held my big soles in one go, and then put it between her breasts and said softly: Mr. Zhang, you misunderstood, it’s not the eldest young master. You are the ones who used the penis to swell my labia twice. Have you forgotten?
When I heard this, I was stunned and said: Well, it's all me? How could it be? I remember that I only ravaged you with my penis once, and then fell asleep. So how could it be...
Ji Fanglan smiled indifferently when she heard this, and then said: You did sleep for a while after the first time after exploding my labia, but you woke up again half an hour later. At that time, I had just been fucked by the eldest master.
Because you were tearing the two parts of the vagina, it was very painful, so you were sitting on the sofa and applying ointment to heal your wounds. You suddenly woke up, walked to me with your penis, then grabbed my waist, and suddenly pressed me back on the table, then grabbed my butt, and stabbed the penis into my vagina again from behind.
I asked you to let me go and stop thrusting, but you ignored me and pulled my hair and stuffed it on my mouth. Have you forgotten this?
I was stunned when I heard this. I really couldn't believe that I would do such a cruel thing, so I asked reluctantly: Really, you didn't lie to me
Ji Fanglan smiled and turned around and picked up a few photos from the ground, put them in front of the bed, and said gently: This was the second time you abused me last night. The eldest young master took a photo with a Polaroid camera. I believe it can help you recall what happened last night. Okay, I wish you a happy day. I went to take a shower. After that, I lifted my soles, kissed my feet with my cherry lips, and then smiled slightly, walked towards the bathroom downstairs with my delicate body.
I looked at her figure who was away and stunned for a while, then quickly picked up the photo on the bed and looked at it. In the first photo, Ji Fanglan with disheveled hair was pressed by me on the table. I saw her spreading her snow legs, and my thorny penis was desperately thrusting into her already blooming vagina. Ji Fanglan was spasming all over, and her jade face was twisted and patient.
In the second photo, I pressed Ji Fanglan's chin and forced her to open her cherry lips, then spit out her mouth
In the third photo, Ji Fanglan has been stuffed into her mouth, and my penis has been sank into her mouth. Maybe it has penetrated into her throat. Ji Fanglan's eyes were turned white and she looked like she was about to fall into shock.
The fourth photo...I threw it back on the bed. I really couldn't bear to look at it anymore. I didn't expect that I would be so cruel. This was the first time I was drunk in my life. I didn't expect that I would become a beast.
Not only did she do such cruel things, but she also forgot about her
I looked up depressedly and found an empty wine bottle under the bed. I stepped forward and picked it up and saw that it was dry red.
Generally speaking, red wine is not a big deal. Is it a bottle of fake wine?
I want it even! It tastes delicious! This Mapo tofu, egg flower soup, braised elbow, Ah, this West Lake vinegar fish is so sour...
A strange dream came from behind me. When I looked back, I found that the eldest master stuffed the bed sheet with his urine into his mouth and chewed it with relish.
I heard that he was talking about the dishes we ate last night, which means that his thinking had returned to the time he went to bed with Dan Yuhuan.
Alas, I didn't completely remember the memory of last night, but the eldest young master seemed to be completely unable to remember it.
At 8:30 in the morning, I was standing in front of the giant statue at the entrance of Binhai Park. I was waiting for the woman named Xiaolei.
Why did the morning breeze gently caress my spirit?
This was the best time for my day. If the man around me was not in a bad mood, I would have hummed a song happily
Vomit The eldest young master bent beside me, his face twisted and vomited a pile of dirt onto the ground. This was the third mouthful he had spitted out this morning, and there was no stop.
It seems that I shouldn't be talking too much. If I didn't tell him what happened in the morning, I don't think he wouldn't have vomited like this. The eldest young master stood up with fatigue on his face and asked me again: Zhang...Brother Zhang, are you talking about me...I ate my urine. I nodded honestly when I heard this: Yes!
Impossible, I woke up and found that the sheets were very clean.
Of course, you licked it cleanly
Then... Then why didn't you wake me up? I screamed, but you didn't wake up and then I went to pull the sheet again. I didn't expect that in my dream, you thought you were going to grab it with you, but as soon as you got angry, you stuffed the whole piece of bed sheet with urine into your mouth...
Vomit the fourth mouthful... poor young master
In the next ten minutes, the eldest young master vomited several times, and finally got stomach cramps. He had no choice but to take a taxi to the hospital. He originally wanted to wait until he saw Xiao Lei and kiss Fangze, but now it seems that there is no chance.
I waited at the entrance of Binhai Park for more than half an hour, but I still didn't see the shadow of the woman in a motorcycle suit named Xiao Lei
Just when I thought something happened to her, my phone suddenly rang. I picked it up and answered it. A strange and sunny woman's voice came over: Hello, are you Mr. Zhang Shiyi?
When I heard this, I was stunned: Yes, I am
Ah, Hello, hello, I'm Xiaolei, sorry, Ah, I'm in the Salt Lake now, it may take a while to arrive
What? Salt Lake?
Don't blame me for making a fuss, because the Salt Lake Salt Industry Zone is in the north of Binhai City, and the Binhai Garden is in the south of Binhai City, with a distance of 18,000 miles between her. Even if she set out from the Salt Lake, it will take at least two hours to get to Binhai Garden.
Do I have to wait for two hours?
Xiao Lei seemed to hear my dissatisfaction, so she said embarrassedly: Sorry, Mr. Zhang, I know I had an appointment with you today and shouldn't go so far. But yesterday an important client said that his son had returned from the United States and asked me to go to the salt lake to take a salt bath with them.
I originally thought that only father and son were easy to deal with, and could go and go back early, but I didn't expect that when I arrived, I realized that he had five sons studying in the United States, and they all graduated together and returned home together.
In this way, I was pressed by the father and son on the ground in the salt bath for a night, which made me exhausted, but I got up late today.
I smiled bitterly when I heard this. I guessed it would be like this, so I sighed and said: Oh, since that's the case, then Miss Xiao, take your time, I'm waiting for you here
Xiao Lei from there heard this and smiled heartily, then said: Haha, Mr. Zhang is really kind and understanding, well... Let's do this, Mr. Zhang, go to my house and wait. My house is very close to Juweige near Binhai Garden, Building 2, 502, the door is not locked, you have the drinks in the room... Wow! The phone is out of power! Beep The call is broken, and I am really amused and crying when I look at the phone in my hand.
I used to think that Xiao Lei, a woman who was responsible for intelligence collection tasks for the company, should be a more rational and even a little cold woman, just like Chen Aofang or Shan Yuhuan
Unexpectedly, Xiao Lei on the phone was such a passionate and sunny woman with a somewhat similar personality to the eldest son.
Alas, it seems like a troublesome woman again
But the trouble is troublesome, the company still needs to be done
I sighed, and then followed Xiao Lei's words and came to the bottom of his building.
Although I had known I would encounter trouble, I didn't expect the trouble to come so soon
The first one to cause trouble for me was the two aunts I met when I first entered her community
I walked to the entrance of the community and saw two aunts chatting and walking out, it seemed that they were going out to buy vegetables
So I hurried forward and asked them about Xiao Lei's residence. When the two aunts heard that I was looking for Xiao Lei, their faces changed immediately. The aunt in the blue sweater asked me nervously: I said, "Ah, young man? What are you looking for Miss Xiao?"
I was stunned for a moment when I heard this, thinking that this aunt was really defensive. Seeing that I was a stranger, I actually knew to ask, so I smiled and said: Oh, I... I am her relative, come and see her
The blue sweater aunt was stunned when she heard this, and then asked suspiciously: Are you really her relative? Or are you actually her lover's wife's relatives.
Relative of her lover's wife?
What a weird thing this is
But before I could ask back, the old lady in red sweater looked at me carefully, and then muttered to the old lady in blue sweater: Well, what the young man said is true. You see, he is not holding a weapon in his hand, and there is no anger on his face, it seems that he is not here to settle the score with her
When the old lady in red sweater heard this, she nodded solemnly and said to her: Could she be here to find her...the one who is looking for her
When the aunt in blue heard this, she looked at my face carefully, and then said to the aunt in red: Well, unlike this young man, there is no lust on his face, maybe he is really her relative.
The aunt in red looked at my face carefully and nodded: Well, you are right, but even so, we can't take it lightly. That little fairy might not even let her relatives go, so let's give birth to something for the younger generation.
When the blue sweater aunt heard this, she nodded, then stepped forward and grabbed my arm with her hand, then stuffed something into my pocket at a speed that was lightning speed, then held my hand and said with a worry: I said, "Youngsheng, her house is on the fifth floor of the second corridor in front. You must be careful. If you really can't hold it, use what I gave you, go and go back early. Although it's not a big deal, I advise you to break off your kinship with her as soon as possible. This is really for your own good.
After saying that, he pulled the old lady in red and ran away quickly like a plague god.
I was confused by these two aunts. I reached out to take out the pockets and took out the things inside. I was stunned!
It turned out to be a bottle of Viagra (Viagra). Although I don't know what this aunt did for me, it must have something to do with Xiao Lei.
My mood became a little uneasy
But who thought that the trouble was not over yet. I just walked into the corridor of their house and the trouble came again. I just walked into the corridor and was about to go up the stairs, suddenly my head was poked out from the convenience store next to the corridor and stopped me.
When I turned around, I turned out to be a dry and thin old man, probably at the age when the loess was about to be buried half a piece of the loess
Seeing me coming to him, the old man stared at me with his dim old eyes and asked me: Young man, what are you going to do?
I was stunned when I heard this, then pointed to the stairs and said: Go upstairs
When the old man heard this, he stretched out the dry old palm in front of me and said: Go upstairs? Do you know the rules for going up this building?
I was stunned when I heard this. Are there any rules to go upstairs?
Never heard of it!
So he asked dumbly: Rules? What rules?
When the old man heard that he didn't answer, he bent down and flipped under the cabinet for a while, then put the four boxes in front of me, and then said with confidence: This is apple-flavored, chocolate-flavored, banana-flavored and lollipop-flavored. Just choose whatever you want, the price is the same, it is twelve yuan, so pay!
Hearing this, I picked up the box in front of me and saw Oh! MayGd! It is a brand new condom with different packaging in four boxes!
I immediately threw the condom back as if I had touched a hot potato, and then shouted to him: Bastard! Why am I buying this thing?
When the old man heard me shouting to him, he was not angry. He said to me slowly: Young man, you are not a person living nearby. Don’t you know? There is a female fairy who likes to absorb men’s yang energy living on the fifth floor. She is so powerful! Every man will be dragged into the house by her doorstep and will be ruined by her, and even a beast will not let go. So, if you want to go upstairs, whether it is a human or a dog, as long as it is a male, you have to put this thing on the roots of your descendants. Otherwise, when you are trampled by her, the yin energy that touches her lower body will die prematurely.
I was so amused and crying when I heard this, so I said to him: OK, old man, don't joke with me
What? Joke? I am so old, I am still joking with you, you wait! I will show you the evidence
After saying that, the old man put his neck all over and shouted out the door: Wangcai! Come in!
As soon as he finished speaking, an old yellow dog swayed in from outside the corridor. It passed by me and rushed to the counter. Then the old man lifted his front paws and shouted to me: Young man, don’t believe me, look!
I looked down when I heard the sound
Oh!
Amen!
The red dog whip between the old dog's crotch is wearing a pink, very cute person with a condom.
Just as I was stunned, the old man said in tears: Woo, my wealth is so bouncing and jumping, but since I was trampled twice by the female fairy, my energy has been discharged. Now I just take two steps and panting. Oh! I feel sorry for you.
After saying that, the old man actually cried with a big yellow dog
When I saw that it was a rare opportunity, I quickly took advantage of the time when he was crying and quietly walked upstairs with my feet while I was crying.
Going to the second floor, I was about to run to the fifth floor
While climbing up, I thought anxiously: Oh my God!
Which immortal is Xiao Lei from?
He actually made the entire residential area so miserable with just one of his jade bodies!
If I work with her, will I be punished and die without a place to die?
With this terrifying thought, I came to the fourth floor. I looked up at the fifth floor and frowned immediately, knowing that trouble was coming again.
Because I saw a young man in a suit and tie holding a screwdriver, squatting on the ground, prying the door lock of Xiao Lei's house.
I sighed in my heart, thinking that Xiao Lei really aroused public anger. The thief dared to pry her door in broad daylight, so blatant that he was not afraid of being discovered. It must be that this thief knew that Xiao Lei's reputation was too bad, and others would not report it even if they saw it.
But since she is an employee of the company, others can ignore it, I can't ignore it
So I stepped forward and kicked him to the ground, then shouted angrily to her: Bold thief! He dared to pry someone else's door lock in broad daylight, and he would have a long life!
After saying that, I raised my fist and wanted to continue beating him
When he saw this, he quickly raised his hand to beg me for mercy and said: Slowly, wait! I am not a thief! I am a property manager!
I was stunned when I heard this, stopped, and then frowned and said: Property administrator? Property administrators can't pry someone's door lock Ah?
When the property owner heard this, he sighed immediately, then pointed to the door and said: Sir, please see clearly whether it is okay? I am not prying the door lock, but installing the door lock.
I was stunned when I heard this, and then took a closer look. Sure enough, the lock on the door was very new, obviously it was just installed.
This situation confused me, so I asked: Even if you change the door lock, you have to wait for the owner to come back. How could you change the door lock without authorization like you?
When the property owner heard this, he sighed again, then put down the tools in his hand, stood up and said to me with confidence: Sir, you still don’t understand. I am not picking the door lock or changing the door lock, but installing the door lock. There was no door lock on her door!
I was stunned when I heard this, and then instinctively looked down at the ground. Sure enough, I didn't see the old door lock that was replaced on the ground, so I wondered: What's going on?
The property owner smiled bitterly, then squatted down and continued to install the door lock while saying helplessly: Alas, this is Miss Xiao’s idea. Because she is romantic and affectionate, her lover is always friendly, and her lover is always in the world. So in order to facilitate her to come to Lingering with those lovers, she simply didn’t even have the door lock, so that men could go in and have sex with her at any time, no matter day and night, when did they want it, which is the secret we have made here, and you don’t know?
I was stunned when I heard this, thinking that no wonder Xiao Lei can be as famous as Ji Fanglan in the company. It turns out to be exaggerated.
But when I calmed down, a question came into my mind, so I asked: Then, isn’t Miss Xiao afraid of thieves stealing her things?
At this time, the property had installed the door lock, stood up and wiped the oil stains on his hands, while saying to me without any haste: Of course, I am not afraid, because Miss Xiao had already spoken out that there was nothing valuable in her family and it was not worth stealing. She also said that if the brothers on the road let him go, if they missed a woman one day, they could come to her directly, and she could lie on the bed and let them vent their lust.
As soon as she said this, the fitters came one after another. As a result, after a while, the thieves nearby, whether they were big thieves or thieves, had an affair with her.
As the saying goes, taking someone's hands short, eating someone's mouth soft, and even stealing someone's things after sleeping with someone. This does not conform to their rules.
So, although Miss Xiao never closed her door at night, she had never lost the things in the room.
Not only that, thieves sent the stolen things to her house every now and then, which made the police in our community police station now receive the theft report, the first thing they thought was to go to Ms. Xiao’s house to check the dirty things, which made her very depressed.
I was stunned by these words, so I shook my head, looked back at my god, and then asked: Since that's the case, who asked you to lock her house
When the property owner heard this, he laughed and said: Of course, it was the workers, farmers, and the wives of the thief who had their husbands and lovers snatched by Miss Xiao. They hated her so much that they were so angry that they went to the court to sue several times.
But the court has no choice, because there is no law in the law that it is illegal without installing a door lock. Just sue her for prostitution. She sleeps with a man without charging money, which means there is no fact.
Let's sue him for being unfair. She always had sex with men at her own home and didn't go to the street, so it couldn't be counted as she was the owner and the house was hers. We can't drive her away
So the abandoned women had no choice but to ask me to install a door lock for her. Oh, I think it's useless to install it. She will dismantle it once she comes back, and it will be in vain.
Okay, I'm leaving, sir, the door is open for you. If you want to enter, please enter. Anyway, Miss Xiao won't blame me
After saying that, the property guy patted my shoulder and walked down the stairs
Then when we were about to turn the stairs, we suddenly turned around and added: By the way, sir, I don’t know who you are, nor do we want to know, but meeting is fate, so I would like to advise you, it’s better not to enter this house if you can not enter, otherwise after seeing the things in Miss Xiao’s house, you will have a dream for the rest of your life. Okay, that’s all, I wish you a happy day and goodbye!
After saying that, the property guy hummed a little tune and went downstairs
I was upset by the property guy's words. He said it right, I'm the kind of person who has to enter.
Holding the door handle on the door of Xiao Lei's house, I took a deep breath, and suddenly I felt that what I opened was not a door, but a Pandora's magic box, but I knew I could not escape, I could only move forward
So I raised my courage and slowly opened the door of the witch's house, which specializes in eating grass beside the nest. However, as soon as I opened it, I looked inside, and the scenery in the room immediately shocked me...