No,
Lu Dongbin directly refused Li Ting, paused, and continued, it was not easy to continue. With the two guys, Qianliyan Shunfenger, who had not yet come down to earth, the Jade Emperor would know that he would be punished seriously when he was captured.
But Xiaoyao remembers that the masters were all cultivated into immortals by mortals. Logically speaking, you should be able to travel between the human world and the immortal world?
Li Ting said in confusion.
Things in the world are changing,
Lu Dongbin looked up at the clouds and mist, his eyes seemed to have penetrated the clouds and mist. Now that the human world and the fairy world have completely cut off contact, human beings are becoming more and more materialistic.
Isn't this very sad?Because many gods were mortals before, they completely forgot the root cause. If they did not interact with mortals, how could they add fresh blood to the heavenly court in the future?
Gods are all thousand years old, so how can they die so easily? So you swallow these words. If your generous mother knows it, you will probably scold you. If you are wrong, it should not be criticizing you, but scolding us Eight Immortals and saying that we have taught you again.
Lu Dongbin spread his fingers, and the sword in Li Ting's hand had already flew back to the scabbard on his back. He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Today, the master is not in great mood to practice swords with you, so find the master another day."
Is there no way for the master to descend to earth?I heard that women in the human world are all beautiful and know more than women in ancient times. I also heard that they invented many sex tools. It is a great regret that Master Lu cannot go down and walk!
Knowing that Lu Dongbin is super lustful, Li Ting seduced him with beautiful colors, but he didn't believe that he wouldn't take the bait.
Lu Dongbin also heard about the romantic places in the modern human world, but unfortunately he couldn't see them. Looking at Li Ting's confident smile, Lu Dongbin said: It's not that there is no way to go to the earth. In fact, there are still some things that can be done with Qianliyan and Shunfeng's ears.
How to do it?
Li Ting, who just wanted to come down to visit his mother, elder sister and younger sister, hurriedly asked.
Lu Dongbin looked at Li Ting several times, as if he didn't want to speak, but he couldn't bear the loneliness of his lower body, so he had to tell Li Ting how to do it.
Qianliyan and Shufeng ears have specialties, but this is also their weakness. When they use Qianliyan and Shufeng ears, we just need to find a way to stimulate them. For example, let Qianliyan see things that he doesn't want to see very much, and he will probably have insomnia for a long time; for example, make a very loud sound in Shufeng ears, which will make him deaf.
Lu Dongbin said proudly.
This is simple!Everything is up to me!
Li Ting patted his chest.
If you have an apprentice’s words, if you need any help from the master, just speak up, I will definitely help you!
Lu Dongbin smiled and patted Li Ting on the shoulder.
The master just needs to go down to earth and enjoy the beauty with me.
If you don’t enjoy it, how could the master go on? You little clever!Eight years old, my mind and body are so mature!
Lu Dongbin's words seemed to be praised but not to be praised.
The thing that men don’t want to see the least is the penis of other men, especially those that are much thicker than themselves.In response to this, Li Ting made Lu Dongbin suffer a little.
The two walked to the vicinity of the teleportation port of the earth. Following the plan, Lu Dongbin hid behind a cloud and fog, pulled his pants down, stroking his penis with his hands, and facing his back to Li Ting.
Li Ting walked to the teleportation port, looked anxious, ran over, panting, and asked: Brother Qianliyan, can you help me see what is there? I just seemed to see something moving there.
Prince Xiaoyao's request was of course happy to serve a clairvoy who seemed like a parasite. He stared at Lu Dongbin's direction, dilated his pupils and covered all the whites of his eyes. He saw a man in white facing away from him.
Brother Qianliyan, what have you seen?
Li Ting said anxiously.
A person, don't know what he is doing.
Qianliyan looked carefully, but didn't know what the other party was doing. At this time, Lu Dongbin, whose penis had reached its hardest state, suddenly turned around and stroked the penis hard, and a stream of semen ejaculated out.
Ah！
Qianliyan covered her painful eyes and felt that the semen was shot into her eyes. The man fell to the ground and rolled, shouting, "Shangfeng's ears, my eyes are almost blind. Listen to who is there, and then report to the Queen Mother who blasphemed the heavenly court!"
As soon as I heard this, my ears immediately became bigger and longer, like a trumpet flower, and I closed my eyes and listened to the movements over there.
Li Ting walked to Shunfeng's ear, sucked in a breath, and roared out!
Ah！
The wind ears, who were completely unsure of the situation, pounced on the ground like the clairvoyant eyes, and blood flowed out of the ears. I couldn't hear it, I could hear nothing, who called Ah just now.
Lu Dongbin, who knew that Li Ting had already done it, had walked to the teleportation port and signaled Li Ting to come quickly; he himself jumped into the teleportation port, Li Ting followed closely, and Qian Li Ting hugged and cried bitterly, not knowing that Li Ting and Lu Dongbin had already descended to earth.
Lu Dongbin was afraid that Li Ting's immortal power would not work, so he took his hand and flew towards the human world.
Li Ting, who was knowledgeable, looked down and was slightly sure that it was Tibet. He asked Lu Dongbin to fly southeast, saying that the water town in Jiangnan was more fragrant like a beautiful woman.
Lu Dongbin, who only wanted to taste the taste of a beautiful woman, did not think so much, and took Li Ting to his hometown, City Z.
The two of them landed in a secluded place, and Lu Dongbin said: There used to be a very evil human being living in this city, but later they defeated him with the power of the immortals. How could you choose to come here?
I just heard that there are many beauties in the Jiangnan area, and I don’t know that I will come here. Anyway, Master Lu said that the evil human has been eliminated, so it doesn’t matter. Don’t think so much, just enjoy it.
Li Ting laughed.
Well, disciple, I like you.
Lu Dongbin nodded.
It was night when they descended to earth, and it was winter again. There were not many people on the street, so even if they were wearing long gowns, no one felt strange. At most, they treated them as beggars. But these beggars were really handsome, and they were all majestic. They were just extremely evil in their hearts, but Li Ting, who turned into the son of the Queen Mother, was extremely evil.
Even in the middle of winter, the red light district will still operate, but the clothes are worn a little more and the places exposed are less. Short skirts, thick stockings, and thighs are exposed as much as possible. This is still a unique sign.
Li Ting had never been to the red light district, but was very clear about the rules of the red light district. When he walked closer to his home, Li Ting led Lu Dongbin, who had never eaten chicken, into a chicken shop.
Four or five prostitutes dressed in pretty and very thick makeup were looking at them.
We are actors,
Li Ting explained.
Those who can pay are all old men, even beggars.
A prostitute said irritably. It seems that they have seen storms and have lived up to countless men with different identities and dresses.
Master Lu, please click on whichever you like.
Li Ting urged.
Lu Dongbin, the big pervert, was almost drooling at them. After watching for a moment, he pointed to a prostitute wearing a tight cheongsam, about twenty-five years old, and said: Master wants her!
Then I want the one next to me.
Li Ting ordered casually.
Then, Li Ting, Lu Dongbin and two prostitutes went to the second floor together, in the same room, but separated by cloth in the middle.
Lu Dongbin, a big lewd embryo, pounced on the prostitute like a wolf, and his hand was rubbing the breasts on the prostitute's chest that he had been rubbed by many men and sucked by many men.
The prostitute was also very proactive and had peeled off her top, revealing her bright red bra.
Wow~~~ Looking at the deep ravines being squeezed into a piece of beautiful breasts, Lu Dongbin couldn't stand it anymore, so he started to untidy the clothes and had to have a good night of fun.
Li Ting on the other side of the curtain had no movement at all. He pretended to touch his crotch and said distressedly: Sorry, I can't get hard.
Then I'll suck it for you, you took off your pants,
The prostitute said hurriedly, afraid that his business would run away like this.
Haha, no, I will pay as much as possible.
After a pause, Li Ting opened the curtain a little, looked at the two naked twisted bodies, and said, "Master Lu, I can't get hard, I'll go outside for some breathing first. How long will it take for you to do?
Pull out the penis and stab it in hard. Lu Dongbin replied: I'm going to do it for several hours. You come back later. Even if the master finishes it, the master will still wait for you here. Go, go,
Lu Dongbin, who was afraid of being disturbed by Li Ting, said perfunctorily.
Um,
As he said that, Li Ting walked downstairs.
Before leaving, Li Ting asked: Do you have any dildos here?
A prostitute was scared and asked: You big man, why do you want a dildo? Could it be that you are also a turtle grandson?
Is there any?If so, I will borrow it back and use it.
Li Ting narrowed his eyes and smiled.
The prostitute, who was fascinated by Li Ting's handsomeness, said hurriedly: I have a very thick one that I can lend to you for use.
Thank you sister,
Li Ting nodded and went out.
So handsome, I would rather not charge money if I could be fucked by such a person!
********************
It has been eight years since I left home. In the past eight years, Li Ting has lived a very comfortable life. He sucked the Queen Mother's breasts all day long, but he didn't know how her mother, elder sister and younger sister were doing. She could change a lot in eight years. The eldest sister should be thirty-five now, and she doesn't know if she has remarried. Her younger sister should have graduated and worked, and she probably has grown taller. As for her mother who is in her fifties, she may be older.
Walking along the familiar and unfamiliar path, looking at the quieter antique, Li Ting seemed to feel that it had been abandoned.
After climbing the steps, Li Ting felt a little comforted when he saw the lights in the room where his mother was hanging down the curtains. As long as the three of them were safe, it was better than anything else.
Standing in front of the gate, seeing that the door had locked from inside, Li Ting was thinking about whether to go in. He raised his hand and wanted to knock on the door, but let it go. Maybe he had changed his appearance and could not give them any surprises. In addition, he was going to go back to the fairy world later, so it would be better not to meet.
Walking to the window, he used his fairy power to slowly pull the curtain in the window. Li Ting saw his mother sitting cross-legged on the bed playing with her laptop, wearing glasses, and she didn't look old at all, and she seemed to be very energetic.
Seeing this scene, Li Ting felt much more relieved. When the matter in the fairy world was settled, he would recognize his mother no matter what!
She also wants to become the happiest woman in the world!
Lu Dongbin directly refused Li Ting, paused, and continued, it was not easy to continue. With the two guys, Qianliyan Shunfenger, who had not yet come down to earth, the Jade Emperor would know that he would be punished seriously when he was captured.
But Xiaoyao remembers that the masters were all cultivated into immortals by mortals. Logically speaking, you should be able to travel between the human world and the immortal world?
Li Ting said in confusion.
Things in the world are changing,
Lu Dongbin looked up at the clouds and mist, his eyes seemed to have penetrated the clouds and mist. Now that the human world and the fairy world have completely cut off contact, human beings are becoming more and more materialistic.
Isn't this very sad?Because many gods were mortals before, they completely forgot the root cause. If they did not interact with mortals, how could they add fresh blood to the heavenly court in the future?
Gods are all thousand years old, so how can they die so easily? So you swallow these words. If your generous mother knows it, you will probably scold you. If you are wrong, it should not be criticizing you, but scolding us Eight Immortals and saying that we have taught you again.
Lu Dongbin spread his fingers, and the sword in Li Ting's hand had already flew back to the scabbard on his back. He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Today, the master is not in great mood to practice swords with you, so find the master another day."
Is there no way for the master to descend to earth?I heard that women in the human world are all beautiful and know more than women in ancient times. I also heard that they invented many sex tools. It is a great regret that Master Lu cannot go down and walk!
Knowing that Lu Dongbin is super lustful, Li Ting seduced him with beautiful colors, but he didn't believe that he wouldn't take the bait.
Lu Dongbin also heard about the romantic places in the modern human world, but unfortunately he couldn't see them. Looking at Li Ting's confident smile, Lu Dongbin said: It's not that there is no way to go to the earth. In fact, there are still some things that can be done with Qianliyan and Shunfeng's ears.
How to do it?
Li Ting, who just wanted to come down to visit his mother, elder sister and younger sister, hurriedly asked.
Lu Dongbin looked at Li Ting several times, as if he didn't want to speak, but he couldn't bear the loneliness of his lower body, so he had to tell Li Ting how to do it.
Qianliyan and Shufeng ears have specialties, but this is also their weakness. When they use Qianliyan and Shufeng ears, we just need to find a way to stimulate them. For example, let Qianliyan see things that he doesn't want to see very much, and he will probably have insomnia for a long time; for example, make a very loud sound in Shufeng ears, which will make him deaf.
Lu Dongbin said proudly.
This is simple!Everything is up to me!
Li Ting patted his chest.
If you have an apprentice’s words, if you need any help from the master, just speak up, I will definitely help you!
Lu Dongbin smiled and patted Li Ting on the shoulder.
The master just needs to go down to earth and enjoy the beauty with me.
If you don’t enjoy it, how could the master go on? You little clever!Eight years old, my mind and body are so mature!
Lu Dongbin's words seemed to be praised but not to be praised.
The thing that men don’t want to see the least is the penis of other men, especially those that are much thicker than themselves.In response to this, Li Ting made Lu Dongbin suffer a little.
The two walked to the vicinity of the teleportation port of the earth. Following the plan, Lu Dongbin hid behind a cloud and fog, pulled his pants down, stroking his penis with his hands, and facing his back to Li Ting.
Li Ting walked to the teleportation port, looked anxious, ran over, panting, and asked: Brother Qianliyan, can you help me see what is there? I just seemed to see something moving there.
Prince Xiaoyao's request was of course happy to serve a clairvoy who seemed like a parasite. He stared at Lu Dongbin's direction, dilated his pupils and covered all the whites of his eyes. He saw a man in white facing away from him.
Brother Qianliyan, what have you seen?
Li Ting said anxiously.
A person, don't know what he is doing.
Qianliyan looked carefully, but didn't know what the other party was doing. At this time, Lu Dongbin, whose penis had reached its hardest state, suddenly turned around and stroked the penis hard, and a stream of semen ejaculated out.
Ah！
Qianliyan covered her painful eyes and felt that the semen was shot into her eyes. The man fell to the ground and rolled, shouting, "Shangfeng's ears, my eyes are almost blind. Listen to who is there, and then report to the Queen Mother who blasphemed the heavenly court!"
As soon as I heard this, my ears immediately became bigger and longer, like a trumpet flower, and I closed my eyes and listened to the movements over there.
Li Ting walked to Shunfeng's ear, sucked in a breath, and roared out!
Ah！
The wind ears, who were completely unsure of the situation, pounced on the ground like the clairvoyant eyes, and blood flowed out of the ears. I couldn't hear it, I could hear nothing, who called Ah just now.
Lu Dongbin, who knew that Li Ting had already done it, had walked to the teleportation port and signaled Li Ting to come quickly; he himself jumped into the teleportation port, Li Ting followed closely, and Qian Li Ting hugged and cried bitterly, not knowing that Li Ting and Lu Dongbin had already descended to earth.
Lu Dongbin was afraid that Li Ting's immortal power would not work, so he took his hand and flew towards the human world.
Li Ting, who was knowledgeable, looked down and was slightly sure that it was Tibet. He asked Lu Dongbin to fly southeast, saying that the water town in Jiangnan was more fragrant like a beautiful woman.
Lu Dongbin, who only wanted to taste the taste of a beautiful woman, did not think so much, and took Li Ting to his hometown, City Z.
The two of them landed in a secluded place, and Lu Dongbin said: There used to be a very evil human being living in this city, but later they defeated him with the power of the immortals. How could you choose to come here?
I just heard that there are many beauties in the Jiangnan area, and I don’t know that I will come here. Anyway, Master Lu said that the evil human has been eliminated, so it doesn’t matter. Don’t think so much, just enjoy it.
Li Ting laughed.
Well, disciple, I like you.
Lu Dongbin nodded.
It was night when they descended to earth, and it was winter again. There were not many people on the street, so even if they were wearing long gowns, no one felt strange. At most, they treated them as beggars. But these beggars were really handsome, and they were all majestic. They were just extremely evil in their hearts, but Li Ting, who turned into the son of the Queen Mother, was extremely evil.
Even in the middle of winter, the red light district will still operate, but the clothes are worn a little more and the places exposed are less. Short skirts, thick stockings, and thighs are exposed as much as possible. This is still a unique sign.
Li Ting had never been to the red light district, but was very clear about the rules of the red light district. When he walked closer to his home, Li Ting led Lu Dongbin, who had never eaten chicken, into a chicken shop.
Four or five prostitutes dressed in pretty and very thick makeup were looking at them.
We are actors,
Li Ting explained.
Those who can pay are all old men, even beggars.
A prostitute said irritably. It seems that they have seen storms and have lived up to countless men with different identities and dresses.
Master Lu, please click on whichever you like.
Li Ting urged.
Lu Dongbin, the big pervert, was almost drooling at them. After watching for a moment, he pointed to a prostitute wearing a tight cheongsam, about twenty-five years old, and said: Master wants her!
Then I want the one next to me.
Li Ting ordered casually.
Then, Li Ting, Lu Dongbin and two prostitutes went to the second floor together, in the same room, but separated by cloth in the middle.
Lu Dongbin, a big lewd embryo, pounced on the prostitute like a wolf, and his hand was rubbing the breasts on the prostitute's chest that he had been rubbed by many men and sucked by many men.
The prostitute was also very proactive and had peeled off her top, revealing her bright red bra.
Wow~~~ Looking at the deep ravines being squeezed into a piece of beautiful breasts, Lu Dongbin couldn't stand it anymore, so he started to untidy the clothes and had to have a good night of fun.
Li Ting on the other side of the curtain had no movement at all. He pretended to touch his crotch and said distressedly: Sorry, I can't get hard.
Then I'll suck it for you, you took off your pants,
The prostitute said hurriedly, afraid that his business would run away like this.
Haha, no, I will pay as much as possible.
After a pause, Li Ting opened the curtain a little, looked at the two naked twisted bodies, and said, "Master Lu, I can't get hard, I'll go outside for some breathing first. How long will it take for you to do?
Pull out the penis and stab it in hard. Lu Dongbin replied: I'm going to do it for several hours. You come back later. Even if the master finishes it, the master will still wait for you here. Go, go,
Lu Dongbin, who was afraid of being disturbed by Li Ting, said perfunctorily.
Um,
As he said that, Li Ting walked downstairs.
Before leaving, Li Ting asked: Do you have any dildos here?
A prostitute was scared and asked: You big man, why do you want a dildo? Could it be that you are also a turtle grandson?
Is there any?If so, I will borrow it back and use it.
Li Ting narrowed his eyes and smiled.
The prostitute, who was fascinated by Li Ting's handsomeness, said hurriedly: I have a very thick one that I can lend to you for use.
Thank you sister,
Li Ting nodded and went out.
So handsome, I would rather not charge money if I could be fucked by such a person!
********************
It has been eight years since I left home. In the past eight years, Li Ting has lived a very comfortable life. He sucked the Queen Mother's breasts all day long, but he didn't know how her mother, elder sister and younger sister were doing. She could change a lot in eight years. The eldest sister should be thirty-five now, and she doesn't know if she has remarried. Her younger sister should have graduated and worked, and she probably has grown taller. As for her mother who is in her fifties, she may be older.
Walking along the familiar and unfamiliar path, looking at the quieter antique, Li Ting seemed to feel that it had been abandoned.
After climbing the steps, Li Ting felt a little comforted when he saw the lights in the room where his mother was hanging down the curtains. As long as the three of them were safe, it was better than anything else.
Standing in front of the gate, seeing that the door had locked from inside, Li Ting was thinking about whether to go in. He raised his hand and wanted to knock on the door, but let it go. Maybe he had changed his appearance and could not give them any surprises. In addition, he was going to go back to the fairy world later, so it would be better not to meet.
Walking to the window, he used his fairy power to slowly pull the curtain in the window. Li Ting saw his mother sitting cross-legged on the bed playing with her laptop, wearing glasses, and she didn't look old at all, and she seemed to be very energetic.
Seeing this scene, Li Ting felt much more relieved. When the matter in the fairy world was settled, he would recognize his mother no matter what!
She also wants to become the happiest woman in the world!
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