Fairy He was a little helpless about this Tieguai Li who was addicted to alcohol and said angrily: Be more content with drinking next time, don’t run around!
Tieguai Li burped five times in a row, shook the wine gourd, and asked: Where is my wine?
You drank it all by yourself!
He Xiangu tried her best to calm her heart and said, "I'll emphasize again. If you drink here or drink in your room, don't run around, do you understand?"
After breathing a long sigh, He Xiangu felt that sooner or later, he would be angry to death by Tieguai Li. Shun Yeshun had a little out of control. He Xiangu said, I'm going to see Nuwa, Xiaoyao, go find other masters, don't be with Tieguai Li, remember, you must not drink alcohol!
OK,
Having said that, Li Ting made a gesture to Tieguai Li, and it seemed that he wanted to win over him from all sides.
After looking at Artemis, He Xiangu said: Next time, the master will teach you some martial arts skills. You have a good physique, but your martial arts foundation is too thin.
Li Ting wanted to tell He Xiangu Artemis that Artemis is a goddess in the West. The Western gods are different from those in the East. The West mainly uses magic and the East mainly uses martial arts. Therefore, when He Xiangu took Artemis' pulse, it was normal that she felt that her internal strength was very low.
Aunt, I'm all here. Can you take Artemis to the dark forbidden area to meet Nuwa? Artemis said he admires Nuwa very much.
A strange smile slipped across Li Ting's face, but it was only a moment.
Really?
He Xiangu asked.
Um!Um!
Artemis nodded vigorously.
I'm really good, go, follow the master, and meet the creator of the human world.
He Xiangu took Artemis's hand and walked out of the Eight Immortals Pavilion.
Seeing that they were far away, Li Ting sat in front of Tieguai Li, shook the wine gourd, and said: When will I go and get some good wine to honor the master, the master will endure it now.
Tieguai Li touched his skull, sat cross-legged on the bench, laughed loudly, and said: Xiaoyao understands the master the best. I tell you, you will fill the master's wine gourd next time, do you understand?
While talking, Tieguai Li burped seven or eight times, and all he blew out was alcoholic, and the beer belly seemed even bigger.
What about the other masters?Why don't you see them?
Li Ting said curiously.
I guess I went to Laojun's place. I was drunk and I didn't know anything.
Tieguai Li felt that this posture was not very good, so he simply jumped to the ground, sat down on his butt, and started dozing off while sitting on the wine gourd.
Looking at Tieguai Li who was addicted to alcohol, Li Ting also knew that what he could learn from him was probably sleeping and tasting. Li Ting did not have much interest in these two items. Thinking that he had also taken something from a sex shop to honor Lu Dongbin, Li Ting wrote: Master Tie, Xiaoyao went to practice swords with Master Lu, so he said goodbye first.
Go, go, remember my wine, I want jade juice, hahaha,
Tieguai Li burped, and he fell asleep while dizzy.
When he came to Lu Dongbin's sword practice, he saw Lu Dongbin playing a sword technique that only saw light and shadow but not the sword body. Li Ting was not surprised. This sword technique was just gorgeous, and it was not as realistic as Dugu Qiubai's sword technique. However, disciples always had to put gilds on the master's face, so before Lu Dongbin finished playing, Li Ting clapped his hands and said: Master Lu, your sword technique is amazing, I have not learned any point in practice.
The master is hundreds of years old, and you are not ten years old yet. I want to compete with the master at such a young age. It seems that your knowledge is very far-reaching.
Lu Dongbin laughed out loud, and the sword that had been flying in the sky slowly fell down, and flew directly into the scabbard on Lu Dongbin's back.
Xiaoyao is the truth.
After a pause, Li Ting took Lu Dongbin's hand and walked behind the huge rock, whispering, "I brought good things to the master. With this thing, the master can be happy without going down to earth."
You won’t bring a living person back, right?
Lu Dongbin smiled lewdly, and his saliva began to flow.
The one I brought back is from, Master, you can't hit her to pay attention.
(If you dare to make the idea of hunting goddess, I will castrate you directly!)
Lu Dongbin seemed to have no idea what Li Ting was referring to, so he circled around Li Ting for a few times and asked: Where is the thing?
Master, please turn it over and I will give it to you.
Don't tease the master?
Lu Dongbin turned around immediately.
Li Ting took out a box wrapped in earthy plastic from Qiankun bag and laughed and said: Master, look!
Where did you change this?
Lu Dongbin hurriedly took the box twenty centimeters long and ten centimeters wide in Li Ting's hand, and took it apart in front of Li Ting. The first thing that caught his eye was the icon of a girl with a big breast and the pink vagina. Seeing this picture, Lu Dongbin's heartbeat inexplicably accelerated.
This is the second generation of the girl with a big breast. There is a silicone dummy inside, which can meet the needs of the master and a vibrator. I have bought a battery. I am afraid that the master will not be able to enter, so I specially bought a bottle of lubricant for the master. The master promises that he will love it.
Li Ting said with a smile.
Xiaoyao, you are really interested. Master first see what this thing is.
After removing the gorgeous packaging, Lu Dongbin saw a headless dummy lying there, with his palms as big as white and red, his breasts very straight, and his nipples were finely made. Lu Dongbin asked Li Ting to hold the box, and he took out his monk himself and praised it. The feel was just the same as a real person. I really admire the wisdom of human beings!But……
Lu Dongbin stared at the silicone dummy's vagina, only as big as a little finger, and said depressedly, could this be designed for the child, right?Why is it so small?
Silicone has good stretchability. Master, you will know after you look back and try it. And has the master seen the hole in its neck?That's for plugging vibrator. I'll show it to the master.
Li Ting took out the vibrator that had already been installed with the battery, pressed the vibrator into the silicone, and turned the switch, Lu Dongbin felt that the silicone dummy in his hand was vibrating.
Turning off the switch, Li Ting smiled mysteriously and said: The master only knows the fun of it after using it himself. I won’t explain it in detail. There will be a sound when the vibration is heard. Master He must not be heard by him, otherwise you will be even more unlucky than Master Tie.
It's Ah, Fairy He has a bad temper recently. Tieguai Li will be scolded almost every other day. The day when he doesn't scold, it's because Fairy He is at Nuwa's place. Oh, so the master still has to hide it well.
Lu Dongbin pinched the silicone dummy again. The elasticity made him eager to try. He reached out to press the dummy's vagina and nodded, "This is good, it can be big or small, the master will try it back, it's easy to use. If you help the master bring more next time, I won't have to go down to earth!"
Sure, then I won’t practice swords today. The master goes back and has fun. I’ll go to see my mother.
certainly!See you tomorrow!
Lu Dongbin put on the silicone dummy and hurriedly walked away. It seemed that he was planning to go back and give it a try.
********************
Walking across the Tianjue Bridge, Li Ting stood there looking at Guanghan Palace thousands of meters away. Guanghan Palace, which was covered in white mist, looked even more ethereal than the Heavenly Court. Guanghan Palace is currently a place dedicated to training fairies, and gods are generally not allowed to go privately. Therefore, during the past eight years, Li Ting had to stop and watch. Thinking of his women being still in Guanghan Palace, Li Ting wanted to go to Guanghan Palace now, but because of his plan, he gave up this idea, lie on firewood and taste gall, and endure it.
After sighing slightly, Li Ting walked towards the Yaochi Temple.
Over the years, Li Ting has been thinking about what he is doing. Every day, he is practicing swords and sucking the Queen Mother's breasts. He seems to have done nothing meaningful. Sometimes Li Ting feels that he has forgotten the hatred he has carried?
Is there any?
Absolutely not!
In order to completely change the fairy world, Li Ting endured living in this world with another identity, facing his enemies who had once been punished by God every day. Wouldn't Li Ting feel uncomfortable?Absolutely impossible!
After looking at Guanghan Palace for a long time, Li Ting's eyes became even more starry, and he said to himself: One day, I will release you and make you become the women of the master of the Immortal World!
(Damn Nuwa!)
In the entire fairy world, the person Li Ting hated the most is Nuwa, and the second is the Queen Mother whose nipples are a little black when she is sucked.
Walking into the Yaochi Temple, a few days ago, the fairy who was broken by Li Ting was adding water to the ginseng immortal branch. When he saw that it was Li Ting, the ladle almost landed. He hurriedly bowed and said, "Hello, Prince."
Where is my mother?
Rest in there,
The fairy hurriedly led Li Ting in.
I opened the curtain and saw that the Queen Mother had not yet got up. She turned her back to her, and her right leg was pressing on the sheet, covering only two-thirds of her beautiful buttocks, which seemed very lively. I wonder if it was because of the Queen Mother's intentionality. The buttocks were a little exposed, which made Li Ting's desire suddenly burn. After the fairy turned back, Li Ting sat by the bed and leaned over and said: Mother, my child missed you so much.
As he said that, Li Ting's hand had been inserted into Queen Mother's underwear and touched down along her fat buttocks.
When touching the asshole, the Queen Mother was awakened and hurriedly said: Xiaoyao, what are you doing?
Li Ting simply lay on the bed, pressed against the side of Queen Mother, and said softly: Mother, suck the child, I want to eat breasts again.
The Queen Mother was scared first, then she breathed a sigh of relief, turned around, looked at Li Ting at close range, and whispered: Don’t be so big or small in the future. You have to climb onto the bed of your mother. At least you have to say to her mother. Do you understand?
Um!
Li Ting slipped under the bed and wrote: Mother, the child wants to climb onto your bed, please give it approval!
The Queen Mother was amused by Li Ting, so she had to say: Come up.
Tieguai Li burped five times in a row, shook the wine gourd, and asked: Where is my wine?
You drank it all by yourself!
He Xiangu tried her best to calm her heart and said, "I'll emphasize again. If you drink here or drink in your room, don't run around, do you understand?"
After breathing a long sigh, He Xiangu felt that sooner or later, he would be angry to death by Tieguai Li. Shun Yeshun had a little out of control. He Xiangu said, I'm going to see Nuwa, Xiaoyao, go find other masters, don't be with Tieguai Li, remember, you must not drink alcohol!
OK,
Having said that, Li Ting made a gesture to Tieguai Li, and it seemed that he wanted to win over him from all sides.
After looking at Artemis, He Xiangu said: Next time, the master will teach you some martial arts skills. You have a good physique, but your martial arts foundation is too thin.
Li Ting wanted to tell He Xiangu Artemis that Artemis is a goddess in the West. The Western gods are different from those in the East. The West mainly uses magic and the East mainly uses martial arts. Therefore, when He Xiangu took Artemis' pulse, it was normal that she felt that her internal strength was very low.
Aunt, I'm all here. Can you take Artemis to the dark forbidden area to meet Nuwa? Artemis said he admires Nuwa very much.
A strange smile slipped across Li Ting's face, but it was only a moment.
Really?
He Xiangu asked.
Um!Um!
Artemis nodded vigorously.
I'm really good, go, follow the master, and meet the creator of the human world.
He Xiangu took Artemis's hand and walked out of the Eight Immortals Pavilion.
Seeing that they were far away, Li Ting sat in front of Tieguai Li, shook the wine gourd, and said: When will I go and get some good wine to honor the master, the master will endure it now.
Tieguai Li touched his skull, sat cross-legged on the bench, laughed loudly, and said: Xiaoyao understands the master the best. I tell you, you will fill the master's wine gourd next time, do you understand?
While talking, Tieguai Li burped seven or eight times, and all he blew out was alcoholic, and the beer belly seemed even bigger.
What about the other masters?Why don't you see them?
Li Ting said curiously.
I guess I went to Laojun's place. I was drunk and I didn't know anything.
Tieguai Li felt that this posture was not very good, so he simply jumped to the ground, sat down on his butt, and started dozing off while sitting on the wine gourd.
Looking at Tieguai Li who was addicted to alcohol, Li Ting also knew that what he could learn from him was probably sleeping and tasting. Li Ting did not have much interest in these two items. Thinking that he had also taken something from a sex shop to honor Lu Dongbin, Li Ting wrote: Master Tie, Xiaoyao went to practice swords with Master Lu, so he said goodbye first.
Go, go, remember my wine, I want jade juice, hahaha,
Tieguai Li burped, and he fell asleep while dizzy.
When he came to Lu Dongbin's sword practice, he saw Lu Dongbin playing a sword technique that only saw light and shadow but not the sword body. Li Ting was not surprised. This sword technique was just gorgeous, and it was not as realistic as Dugu Qiubai's sword technique. However, disciples always had to put gilds on the master's face, so before Lu Dongbin finished playing, Li Ting clapped his hands and said: Master Lu, your sword technique is amazing, I have not learned any point in practice.
The master is hundreds of years old, and you are not ten years old yet. I want to compete with the master at such a young age. It seems that your knowledge is very far-reaching.
Lu Dongbin laughed out loud, and the sword that had been flying in the sky slowly fell down, and flew directly into the scabbard on Lu Dongbin's back.
Xiaoyao is the truth.
After a pause, Li Ting took Lu Dongbin's hand and walked behind the huge rock, whispering, "I brought good things to the master. With this thing, the master can be happy without going down to earth."
You won’t bring a living person back, right?
Lu Dongbin smiled lewdly, and his saliva began to flow.
The one I brought back is from, Master, you can't hit her to pay attention.
(If you dare to make the idea of hunting goddess, I will castrate you directly!)
Lu Dongbin seemed to have no idea what Li Ting was referring to, so he circled around Li Ting for a few times and asked: Where is the thing?
Master, please turn it over and I will give it to you.
Don't tease the master?
Lu Dongbin turned around immediately.
Li Ting took out a box wrapped in earthy plastic from Qiankun bag and laughed and said: Master, look!
Where did you change this?
Lu Dongbin hurriedly took the box twenty centimeters long and ten centimeters wide in Li Ting's hand, and took it apart in front of Li Ting. The first thing that caught his eye was the icon of a girl with a big breast and the pink vagina. Seeing this picture, Lu Dongbin's heartbeat inexplicably accelerated.
This is the second generation of the girl with a big breast. There is a silicone dummy inside, which can meet the needs of the master and a vibrator. I have bought a battery. I am afraid that the master will not be able to enter, so I specially bought a bottle of lubricant for the master. The master promises that he will love it.
Li Ting said with a smile.
Xiaoyao, you are really interested. Master first see what this thing is.
After removing the gorgeous packaging, Lu Dongbin saw a headless dummy lying there, with his palms as big as white and red, his breasts very straight, and his nipples were finely made. Lu Dongbin asked Li Ting to hold the box, and he took out his monk himself and praised it. The feel was just the same as a real person. I really admire the wisdom of human beings!But……
Lu Dongbin stared at the silicone dummy's vagina, only as big as a little finger, and said depressedly, could this be designed for the child, right?Why is it so small?
Silicone has good stretchability. Master, you will know after you look back and try it. And has the master seen the hole in its neck?That's for plugging vibrator. I'll show it to the master.
Li Ting took out the vibrator that had already been installed with the battery, pressed the vibrator into the silicone, and turned the switch, Lu Dongbin felt that the silicone dummy in his hand was vibrating.
Turning off the switch, Li Ting smiled mysteriously and said: The master only knows the fun of it after using it himself. I won’t explain it in detail. There will be a sound when the vibration is heard. Master He must not be heard by him, otherwise you will be even more unlucky than Master Tie.
It's Ah, Fairy He has a bad temper recently. Tieguai Li will be scolded almost every other day. The day when he doesn't scold, it's because Fairy He is at Nuwa's place. Oh, so the master still has to hide it well.
Lu Dongbin pinched the silicone dummy again. The elasticity made him eager to try. He reached out to press the dummy's vagina and nodded, "This is good, it can be big or small, the master will try it back, it's easy to use. If you help the master bring more next time, I won't have to go down to earth!"
Sure, then I won’t practice swords today. The master goes back and has fun. I’ll go to see my mother.
certainly!See you tomorrow!
Lu Dongbin put on the silicone dummy and hurriedly walked away. It seemed that he was planning to go back and give it a try.
********************
Walking across the Tianjue Bridge, Li Ting stood there looking at Guanghan Palace thousands of meters away. Guanghan Palace, which was covered in white mist, looked even more ethereal than the Heavenly Court. Guanghan Palace is currently a place dedicated to training fairies, and gods are generally not allowed to go privately. Therefore, during the past eight years, Li Ting had to stop and watch. Thinking of his women being still in Guanghan Palace, Li Ting wanted to go to Guanghan Palace now, but because of his plan, he gave up this idea, lie on firewood and taste gall, and endure it.
After sighing slightly, Li Ting walked towards the Yaochi Temple.
Over the years, Li Ting has been thinking about what he is doing. Every day, he is practicing swords and sucking the Queen Mother's breasts. He seems to have done nothing meaningful. Sometimes Li Ting feels that he has forgotten the hatred he has carried?
Is there any?
Absolutely not!
In order to completely change the fairy world, Li Ting endured living in this world with another identity, facing his enemies who had once been punished by God every day. Wouldn't Li Ting feel uncomfortable?Absolutely impossible!
After looking at Guanghan Palace for a long time, Li Ting's eyes became even more starry, and he said to himself: One day, I will release you and make you become the women of the master of the Immortal World!
(Damn Nuwa!)
In the entire fairy world, the person Li Ting hated the most is Nuwa, and the second is the Queen Mother whose nipples are a little black when she is sucked.
Walking into the Yaochi Temple, a few days ago, the fairy who was broken by Li Ting was adding water to the ginseng immortal branch. When he saw that it was Li Ting, the ladle almost landed. He hurriedly bowed and said, "Hello, Prince."
Where is my mother?
Rest in there,
The fairy hurriedly led Li Ting in.
I opened the curtain and saw that the Queen Mother had not yet got up. She turned her back to her, and her right leg was pressing on the sheet, covering only two-thirds of her beautiful buttocks, which seemed very lively. I wonder if it was because of the Queen Mother's intentionality. The buttocks were a little exposed, which made Li Ting's desire suddenly burn. After the fairy turned back, Li Ting sat by the bed and leaned over and said: Mother, my child missed you so much.
As he said that, Li Ting's hand had been inserted into Queen Mother's underwear and touched down along her fat buttocks.
When touching the asshole, the Queen Mother was awakened and hurriedly said: Xiaoyao, what are you doing?
Li Ting simply lay on the bed, pressed against the side of Queen Mother, and said softly: Mother, suck the child, I want to eat breasts again.
The Queen Mother was scared first, then she breathed a sigh of relief, turned around, looked at Li Ting at close range, and whispered: Don’t be so big or small in the future. You have to climb onto the bed of your mother. At least you have to say to her mother. Do you understand?
Um!
Li Ting slipped under the bed and wrote: Mother, the child wants to climb onto your bed, please give it approval!
The Queen Mother was amused by Li Ting, so she had to say: Come up.
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