Xu Yunmu first coughed, knowing his talent and the potential to fool people. Before he could speak, he had to make the atmosphere here first.
Now that coughing like this is equivalent to the prelude, he saw that he was vivid and very good at using the pauses of suppression first and then uplifting: Do you know, who is Concubine Shu?
The lay Buddhist Qingniu was laughed and cried by him, and he couldn't bear to laugh and said with an unbearable smile: You don't need to ask, I naturally know that she is a daughter in the Sanhe fiefdom, and now an empress of the emperor.
Xu Yunmu said: More than that!The name of Shufei has been a talented and beautiful concubine since ancient times. Only gentle and virtuous concubines can be obtained. So, last night, I went to her palace, and Shufei told me many life ideals in gentleness, just like a spring breeze.
Qingniu lay Buddhists didn’t have the heart to listen to this life ideal, and said with a funny smile: You should focus on the key points instead of showing off your life with an old man. Do you think I still care about that for so many years?
When Xu Yunmu heard the word "key" and hesitated in his heart whether he would dare to tell the erotic story that happened in Shufei's bedroom last night. But he knew that Qingniu lay Buddhist and his father must have had a lifelong relationship, so he reached out and scratched his head and said: I, I'll catch the key point...
This sentence was ambiguous. When he heard from the side of Qingniu, he was so unreasonable that he suddenly felt spiritually: Yes, is that the point?
Xu Yunmu coughed, with a hint of embarrassment on his face, and said shamelessly: What this and that Ah, I don’t know what you are talking about.
Qingniu lay Buddhist said anxiously: You are such a slut, I am so old, and you still guess the dumbfounded ones?Give me a good word, did you catch the girl's place or rub it?
Xu Yunmu took the opportunity to see that there was no one around, but the garden was lush and green, with flowers competing for beauty. His face was burning for a moment, and his chest was buzzing and whispering: I, rub it...
The lay Buddhist Qingniu raised his shoulders and his fairy-like face was as proud as he stretched out his hand and slapped it on the table: Good boy, you are a man, you seduced the lady Shufei before you knew it. It's good, not bad, it's a powerful person. How does it feel?
Xu Yunmu really blamed himself for being blind. Only now can he understand this fairy-like and upright lay Buddhist Qingniu is really an indecent old stubborn man. He also felt that such things gave him a special face. He shook his face with great face and said: Can the touch be wrong?
The Qingniu layman was full of envy and expressions, and he couldn't help but praise him repeatedly: I had known that you were not a good boy, just like your father back then. No, no, you are not as good as your father. Your father at least kept his word. Your child could not eat the soft food of a woman last time. It was not long before, and he had forgotten everything. But it's okay, now you have to fight for Concubine Shu, you have to work hard for ten years.
Xu Yunmu, a young man who loves face, blushed and his heart beats, and he is so fluttering that he is so arrogant that he opens up his conversation and quibbles for himself: There is no sign of his horoscope, but last night, Concubine Shu was gentle and charming, and I couldn't stand it as I looked at it, and I was afraid of death.
The Qingniu lay Buddhist was afraid that the world would not be in chaos: What are you afraid of?
Xu Yunmu secretly shrank and whispered: That's the bedroom where only the emperor can enter. Someone knows that I am like her and I will be beheaded!
The lay Buddhist Qingniu disagreed and shook his head and smiled: You know and I know this kind of thing, heaven and earth know, and there will never be a third person to know. But it’s better to be cautious, but I don’t know what you did to her or said?
Xu Yunmu took the course and recalled it, and used his specialties and said: Do you still remember that the Xu family was haunted some time ago?
Qingniu lay Buddhist frowned and said: Do you want to say that girl Liu Dieer?
Xu Yunmu nodded quickly and said: That's right. It was because of Sister Die'er. Because she was haunted, she told me to buy a big wolf dog outside to ward off evil spirits. You know that wolf dog, because the price was not high, she was a little angry. As for me, I promised to go to the palace to ask her for a pair of high heels that Miss Zhiyue wore.
Qingniu lay Buddhist said curiously: What?
Xu Yunmu thought that he must have never seen him before, so he reached out and gestured: It is a kind of beautiful shoes that has only been popular in recent years. Women are very beautiful when wearing them. They are taller and longer when wearing them, which makes the beautiful jade feet more tempting. Moreover, they walk gracefully and strikingly, making people like it very much, but only the palace has this thing, which is very precious.
Mr. Qingniu pondered: I heard what you said, so that's it.
Xu Yunmu said again: This is exactly the way it comes. Last time I left Concubine Shu like I ran away. To be honest, I can never forget the appearance of Concubine Shu. This time I went over again. As soon as I saw Concubine Shu walking over gracefully and dignifiedly. That mature and noble temperament was so beautiful. I didn’t say a few words to her, and she agreed to me generously.
Qingniu lay Buddhist expressed his opinions: After all, it was actually Shufei who has been like a princess since she was a child. She had everything she wanted, so she had a high vision. She was dissatisfied with Dugu Yan for this reason. In addition, this woman was lonely in the palace for many years. Even if she was a model of a gentle and virtuous harem beauty who was lonely in the cold palace for so many years, she looked down on ordinary men. So when she met you, a young hero who was so popular, she would inevitably not be favored.
Xu Yunmu agreed: I think so myself. Concubine Shu said in person that she admired my father when she was young.
Mr. Qingniu said: Okay, you can continue talking.
Xu Yunmu paused slightly and said again: Concubine Shu is a famous dignified and elegant beauty. You must know this. After she promised me, she led me into her bedroom. The atmosphere there was already ambiguous. Looking at Concubine Shu's tall back, I couldn't help but look at her hard behind her back. I was sure that she knew that I was peeking at her. It was in such an atmosphere that she led me to the forbidden area of her bedroom.
The lay Buddhist Qingniu didn't bother him, and he listened to people's stories with relish.
Now that coughing like this is equivalent to the prelude, he saw that he was vivid and very good at using the pauses of suppression first and then uplifting: Do you know, who is Concubine Shu?
The lay Buddhist Qingniu was laughed and cried by him, and he couldn't bear to laugh and said with an unbearable smile: You don't need to ask, I naturally know that she is a daughter in the Sanhe fiefdom, and now an empress of the emperor.
Xu Yunmu said: More than that!The name of Shufei has been a talented and beautiful concubine since ancient times. Only gentle and virtuous concubines can be obtained. So, last night, I went to her palace, and Shufei told me many life ideals in gentleness, just like a spring breeze.
Qingniu lay Buddhists didn’t have the heart to listen to this life ideal, and said with a funny smile: You should focus on the key points instead of showing off your life with an old man. Do you think I still care about that for so many years?
When Xu Yunmu heard the word "key" and hesitated in his heart whether he would dare to tell the erotic story that happened in Shufei's bedroom last night. But he knew that Qingniu lay Buddhist and his father must have had a lifelong relationship, so he reached out and scratched his head and said: I, I'll catch the key point...
This sentence was ambiguous. When he heard from the side of Qingniu, he was so unreasonable that he suddenly felt spiritually: Yes, is that the point?
Xu Yunmu coughed, with a hint of embarrassment on his face, and said shamelessly: What this and that Ah, I don’t know what you are talking about.
Qingniu lay Buddhist said anxiously: You are such a slut, I am so old, and you still guess the dumbfounded ones?Give me a good word, did you catch the girl's place or rub it?
Xu Yunmu took the opportunity to see that there was no one around, but the garden was lush and green, with flowers competing for beauty. His face was burning for a moment, and his chest was buzzing and whispering: I, rub it...
The lay Buddhist Qingniu raised his shoulders and his fairy-like face was as proud as he stretched out his hand and slapped it on the table: Good boy, you are a man, you seduced the lady Shufei before you knew it. It's good, not bad, it's a powerful person. How does it feel?
Xu Yunmu really blamed himself for being blind. Only now can he understand this fairy-like and upright lay Buddhist Qingniu is really an indecent old stubborn man. He also felt that such things gave him a special face. He shook his face with great face and said: Can the touch be wrong?
The Qingniu layman was full of envy and expressions, and he couldn't help but praise him repeatedly: I had known that you were not a good boy, just like your father back then. No, no, you are not as good as your father. Your father at least kept his word. Your child could not eat the soft food of a woman last time. It was not long before, and he had forgotten everything. But it's okay, now you have to fight for Concubine Shu, you have to work hard for ten years.
Xu Yunmu, a young man who loves face, blushed and his heart beats, and he is so fluttering that he is so arrogant that he opens up his conversation and quibbles for himself: There is no sign of his horoscope, but last night, Concubine Shu was gentle and charming, and I couldn't stand it as I looked at it, and I was afraid of death.
The Qingniu lay Buddhist was afraid that the world would not be in chaos: What are you afraid of?
Xu Yunmu secretly shrank and whispered: That's the bedroom where only the emperor can enter. Someone knows that I am like her and I will be beheaded!
The lay Buddhist Qingniu disagreed and shook his head and smiled: You know and I know this kind of thing, heaven and earth know, and there will never be a third person to know. But it’s better to be cautious, but I don’t know what you did to her or said?
Xu Yunmu took the course and recalled it, and used his specialties and said: Do you still remember that the Xu family was haunted some time ago?
Qingniu lay Buddhist frowned and said: Do you want to say that girl Liu Dieer?
Xu Yunmu nodded quickly and said: That's right. It was because of Sister Die'er. Because she was haunted, she told me to buy a big wolf dog outside to ward off evil spirits. You know that wolf dog, because the price was not high, she was a little angry. As for me, I promised to go to the palace to ask her for a pair of high heels that Miss Zhiyue wore.
Qingniu lay Buddhist said curiously: What?
Xu Yunmu thought that he must have never seen him before, so he reached out and gestured: It is a kind of beautiful shoes that has only been popular in recent years. Women are very beautiful when wearing them. They are taller and longer when wearing them, which makes the beautiful jade feet more tempting. Moreover, they walk gracefully and strikingly, making people like it very much, but only the palace has this thing, which is very precious.
Mr. Qingniu pondered: I heard what you said, so that's it.
Xu Yunmu said again: This is exactly the way it comes. Last time I left Concubine Shu like I ran away. To be honest, I can never forget the appearance of Concubine Shu. This time I went over again. As soon as I saw Concubine Shu walking over gracefully and dignifiedly. That mature and noble temperament was so beautiful. I didn’t say a few words to her, and she agreed to me generously.
Qingniu lay Buddhist expressed his opinions: After all, it was actually Shufei who has been like a princess since she was a child. She had everything she wanted, so she had a high vision. She was dissatisfied with Dugu Yan for this reason. In addition, this woman was lonely in the palace for many years. Even if she was a model of a gentle and virtuous harem beauty who was lonely in the cold palace for so many years, she looked down on ordinary men. So when she met you, a young hero who was so popular, she would inevitably not be favored.
Xu Yunmu agreed: I think so myself. Concubine Shu said in person that she admired my father when she was young.
Mr. Qingniu said: Okay, you can continue talking.
Xu Yunmu paused slightly and said again: Concubine Shu is a famous dignified and elegant beauty. You must know this. After she promised me, she led me into her bedroom. The atmosphere there was already ambiguous. Looking at Concubine Shu's tall back, I couldn't help but look at her hard behind her back. I was sure that she knew that I was peeking at her. It was in such an atmosphere that she led me to the forbidden area of her bedroom.
The lay Buddhist Qingniu didn't bother him, and he listened to people's stories with relish.
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