The old man made my throat hurt. I quickly raised my head and tilted back and hit him with a header!
At the same time, he clenched his fists and thrust hard at him. He took three steps to force him to let go!
I never thought that the old man was very good at kung fu. He did not dodge or avoid the incoming fist. His words were mixed with seven points of pride and three points of pride. He said: Chinese martial arts are not comparable to superficial military fighting skills! Today, I will open your eyes.
After saying that, he used his forehead to hit the back of my head, then he swung his palm and drew a standard half circle in the air, blocking my fists and blocking my attacks while talking and laughing.
Suddenly, I felt like my head was hit by a train, my eyes were filled with stars, and I had a headache!
The fist seemed to hit a stone door, shaking his fingers so hard that he let go of his hands and trembled wildly!
In a trance, I knew something was wrong and hurriedly clenched my fists and retreated!
The old man smiled and said: Want to run away? It’s not that easy!
Then I turned my palm into claws, hit the snake and followed the stick, held my left wrist and twisted it back, and I felt the wrist bones hurt so I could no longer move
The old man forced me to turn over, and when he looked at him, his forehead frivolously, he smiled slightly, and asked quietly: Young man, what's the matter with this coming?
Like a senior master
However, because he had no hair and beard, he was dressed in a beggar dress, and was covered in black mud, his behavior was just a joke.
Seeing the graceful eyebrow raised, he turned into a smear of dark mud; the mature chuckling only showed off his yellow teeth; the leisurely words spewed out a foul smell, which hit me in the face
I couldn't bear it, so I hurriedly held my breath and said in a muffled voice: Stop quickly, old man, do you know that this style is really not suitable for you? Also, how long have you not brushed your teeth?
The old man looked at his movements in confusion and muttered to himself. Although the voice was small, I heard it clearly.
I laughed in my heart, Shi Shiran clamped his throat and learned: Are not all the masters like this? That's right? That's right?
Then he changed his tone and asked: Old man, the so-called seniors must have long strands of beards scattered around his waist, plus the fairy-like bones, white clothes, and so on. Can you dress like black peat like you?
The old man suddenly fell silent, didn't speak, but kept humming, shook his face, and was very dissatisfied.
I couldn't help laughing a few more times, and the old man's face turned awkward, his black face turned red, and he said angrily: I'm going to pretend! What's wrong with me! Hum! Hum! Hum!
I smiled bitterly and ignored him. I thought he would make a big fuss, but the old man stopped and murmured: Why do I have to pretend to be Ah? How do I know this? Me? Who am I?... As he said that, he patted his head with his hand and scolded: I can't remember, beat you, stupid! Beat you, stupid!
I don't understand what the old man is like. Sometimes he looks like a master with great skills, sometimes he is like a naughty boy, and now he has become a crazy man again
Countless doubts appeared in my mind, and vaguely, I seemed to understand something. A thought that could not be controlled instantly surged into my heart and shouted in his ear: Lin Long!
Lin Long? Who is Lin Long? The old man was shocked by me and asked me in confusion. My mind was shocked, my eyes darkened, and I replied powerlessly: Lin Long is my grandfather, my grandfather who has been separated for many years...
The old man was so angry, frowned slightly, and asked: Who are you?
I looked at him blankly for a while before answering: My name is Lin Faner... After saying that, I turned my head and ignored him.
The old man winked and thought for a while. Seeing that I didn't say anything, he leaned over and stared at me. I was upset and glared at him angrily.
But he grinned, suddenly stretched out three fingers, shaking in front of me, his face was extremely proud, and he said: Didn’t you just ask me how long I haven’t brushed my teeth? Look, it’s been three years! Three years!
I was originally covered in gloom, but when I saw his funny look, I burst out laughing and said: Old man, what's so proud of not brushing my teeth for three years! Hahahaha, I'm so jokingly laughing! I'm so jokingly laughing!
Seeing me laughing, the old man exclaimed, scratched his head in confusion, and was very upset for a while
Suddenly, he seemed to have realized something, his eyes lit up, he shook his head and took off his senior master's airs again, and asked: Young man, when did you rinse your mouth last time?
I smiled and replied: Just this morning, what happened?
When the old man heard this, he couldn't help but feel happy. Oh, he shouted and let me go, raised his hands, ran around in the hall, shouting: Oh, it's me who won three years a day! It's me who won!
When I heard this, I was stunned at first, and then I felt a smile coming from all directions at the same time. I covered my stomach with one hand, knelt on the ground, and patted the ground with the other hand, laughing wildly.
At the same time, tears and sweat were rising on my face, and the intestines inside my stomach seemed to be tangled with smiles.
I curled up, rolling around on the ground like crazy, my face turned red and green, sometimes laughing loudly, sometimes shouting, I don't know if I'm happy or suffering
The old man ran for a while and suddenly noticed that I was rolling on the ground, and immediately shouted: If you have such a good thing, don’t ask me to play with you, it’s not good, it’s not good!
Then he rushed to me and lay down, saying: Let's play together!
So I rolled on the ground with me
I finally stopped laughing, but after his fuss, I started to feel stomachache again and shouted: No! No! Oops! I really can't laugh anymore, I'll laugh to death if I laugh again!
Seeing that I was uncomfortable, the old man was even more happy and smiled. I laughed with me when I laughed, and I shouted with pain when I shouted, and I shouted with pain when I rolled, and my hands were hilarious, and I had a lot of fun.
We laughed and had a long time, but in the end I was so tired of laughing that I kicked my limbs and lay on the ground in a large shape.
The old man saw me stopping, and at first he clapped his hands and shaved me, saying something like childish words like I won, you lost
But after a while, he squatted beside me with a bored face, poked my waist with his fingers, and said: Boring and boring! Young man get up quickly and play with me
At this moment, I had no strength all over my body, waved my hand powerlessly, closed my eyes and ignored him
This time, the old man was so angry that I kept screaming in my ears. I was angry and pinched a ball of soft flesh between my fingers. I twisted it hard and shouted: I can't get up, right? You can't get up! OK! I twisted! I twisted! I twisted! I twisted! I twisted! Today, I have to get up!
I groaned in pain, opened my eyes wide and looked at my waist. It was already black and purple. My face froze and I stared at him fiercely
The old man was not afraid, but instead clapped his hands and laughed, looked at me with a smile and said: Young man, since he woke up, get up and play with me!
Hearing this, the anger in my heart immediately vented and mostly sighed with laughter and cry. I looked at him helplessly and said: So, can I let me rest for a while and then play with you?
The old man waved his hand and said: No, no! No one has played with me for many years and you have rested. What should I do? No, no, you get up quickly!
He hurriedly grabbed my clothes with his hands and kept pulling them, trying to pull me up
I suddenly became angry in my heart, snorted coldly, leaned down on the ground, no matter how hard he tried, he just ignored me
After a confrontation, the old man saw me still lying on the ground, like a dead fish
Suddenly, I let go of my hand, sat on the ground, rubbed my eyes with both hands, and kept kicking my feet, and started crying like a child: Wuwuwu! I just want to find someone to play with me, and I am not going to kill you and harm you, so what? Wuwuwuwu! I won’t play with you anymore!
His crying was really annoying, I couldn't stand it, so I shouted at him twice
When the old man heard this, he immediately burst into tears and rolled on the ground with tears in his eyes.
It was not until my throat was hoarse that I curled up and my back sat up at me, but my shoulders were still shaking
I was soft-hearted for a moment and walked up to coax it for a few words. I never thought it would be fine if I didn't coax it, but this coax caused trouble instead.
I looked at the old man's back quietly, sighed, pressed my hand on his shoulder, and was about to speak, but the old man suddenly shouted: I don't need you to coax! I don't need you to coax!
He turned his body and threw my hand away from his shoulders!
When I looked back at me, a faint red light appeared in my pupils!
I knew something was wrong, so I hurriedly retreated!
But the old man was moving too fast. I only took five steps back and was thrown to the ground by him!
The old man was obviously extremely angry. He waved his fists and pointed it at my head, which made me feel hurt, but he was very cautious and beat me very badly, but he didn't really hurt my muscles.
When he stopped, I was bruised by beat's eyes, soft gums, and with a puff of blood spit on the ground
At this time, I could smell a little burnt smell in my nose, but I was really angry and before I could think about it, I opened my mouth and scolded: Fuck! Old man, wait, I must cut you into eight pieces!!! After death, you will go to the eighteen layers of hell! Put the oil pan and peel the skin and cramp torture it ten thousand times!
The old man heard it as if he had eaten honey. He said he would curse more and curse a few more. After finally waiting for me to finish cursing, the old man asked indifferently: If you scold me like this, aren’t you afraid that I will kill you in anger?
I replied with disdain and said: Now my life is in your hands, of course you will do whatever you want! If you scold or not, what is the right difference? The exercise just now made me a little tired... The old man waited for the master to take a nap, and when he was full of energy, he would settle the score with you.
As I said that, I closed my eyes and leaned against the old man's arms, and then I was about to fall asleep
The old man shouted: Interesting! Interesting! I haven't seen anyone for a long time, and I came so interesting! Interesting! Interesting Ah!
Hold me and walk forward
At this moment, I suddenly opened my eyes and said: Old man, after I wake up, I will kill you and cut you. Give me a sure letter.
When he heard this, the old man stopped and looked at me with interest, without saying anything. He smiled at the corner of his mouth and his eyes were dripping, as if he was staring at something very fun!
My heart was so angry that Wuming was so angry that he thought to myself that he was looking at me. He pursed his mouth and opened his eyes widened and glared at him!
The old man laughed, not willing to be outdone. He opened his eyes wide, shook his head and stared at me, and occasionally made a face, completely looking like a naughty boy!
At the same time, he clenched his fists and thrust hard at him. He took three steps to force him to let go!
I never thought that the old man was very good at kung fu. He did not dodge or avoid the incoming fist. His words were mixed with seven points of pride and three points of pride. He said: Chinese martial arts are not comparable to superficial military fighting skills! Today, I will open your eyes.
After saying that, he used his forehead to hit the back of my head, then he swung his palm and drew a standard half circle in the air, blocking my fists and blocking my attacks while talking and laughing.
Suddenly, I felt like my head was hit by a train, my eyes were filled with stars, and I had a headache!
The fist seemed to hit a stone door, shaking his fingers so hard that he let go of his hands and trembled wildly!
In a trance, I knew something was wrong and hurriedly clenched my fists and retreated!
The old man smiled and said: Want to run away? It’s not that easy!
Then I turned my palm into claws, hit the snake and followed the stick, held my left wrist and twisted it back, and I felt the wrist bones hurt so I could no longer move
The old man forced me to turn over, and when he looked at him, his forehead frivolously, he smiled slightly, and asked quietly: Young man, what's the matter with this coming?
Like a senior master
However, because he had no hair and beard, he was dressed in a beggar dress, and was covered in black mud, his behavior was just a joke.
Seeing the graceful eyebrow raised, he turned into a smear of dark mud; the mature chuckling only showed off his yellow teeth; the leisurely words spewed out a foul smell, which hit me in the face
I couldn't bear it, so I hurriedly held my breath and said in a muffled voice: Stop quickly, old man, do you know that this style is really not suitable for you? Also, how long have you not brushed your teeth?
The old man looked at his movements in confusion and muttered to himself. Although the voice was small, I heard it clearly.
I laughed in my heart, Shi Shiran clamped his throat and learned: Are not all the masters like this? That's right? That's right?
Then he changed his tone and asked: Old man, the so-called seniors must have long strands of beards scattered around his waist, plus the fairy-like bones, white clothes, and so on. Can you dress like black peat like you?
The old man suddenly fell silent, didn't speak, but kept humming, shook his face, and was very dissatisfied.
I couldn't help laughing a few more times, and the old man's face turned awkward, his black face turned red, and he said angrily: I'm going to pretend! What's wrong with me! Hum! Hum! Hum!
I smiled bitterly and ignored him. I thought he would make a big fuss, but the old man stopped and murmured: Why do I have to pretend to be Ah? How do I know this? Me? Who am I?... As he said that, he patted his head with his hand and scolded: I can't remember, beat you, stupid! Beat you, stupid!
I don't understand what the old man is like. Sometimes he looks like a master with great skills, sometimes he is like a naughty boy, and now he has become a crazy man again
Countless doubts appeared in my mind, and vaguely, I seemed to understand something. A thought that could not be controlled instantly surged into my heart and shouted in his ear: Lin Long!
Lin Long? Who is Lin Long? The old man was shocked by me and asked me in confusion. My mind was shocked, my eyes darkened, and I replied powerlessly: Lin Long is my grandfather, my grandfather who has been separated for many years...
The old man was so angry, frowned slightly, and asked: Who are you?
I looked at him blankly for a while before answering: My name is Lin Faner... After saying that, I turned my head and ignored him.
The old man winked and thought for a while. Seeing that I didn't say anything, he leaned over and stared at me. I was upset and glared at him angrily.
But he grinned, suddenly stretched out three fingers, shaking in front of me, his face was extremely proud, and he said: Didn’t you just ask me how long I haven’t brushed my teeth? Look, it’s been three years! Three years!
I was originally covered in gloom, but when I saw his funny look, I burst out laughing and said: Old man, what's so proud of not brushing my teeth for three years! Hahahaha, I'm so jokingly laughing! I'm so jokingly laughing!
Seeing me laughing, the old man exclaimed, scratched his head in confusion, and was very upset for a while
Suddenly, he seemed to have realized something, his eyes lit up, he shook his head and took off his senior master's airs again, and asked: Young man, when did you rinse your mouth last time?
I smiled and replied: Just this morning, what happened?
When the old man heard this, he couldn't help but feel happy. Oh, he shouted and let me go, raised his hands, ran around in the hall, shouting: Oh, it's me who won three years a day! It's me who won!
When I heard this, I was stunned at first, and then I felt a smile coming from all directions at the same time. I covered my stomach with one hand, knelt on the ground, and patted the ground with the other hand, laughing wildly.
At the same time, tears and sweat were rising on my face, and the intestines inside my stomach seemed to be tangled with smiles.
I curled up, rolling around on the ground like crazy, my face turned red and green, sometimes laughing loudly, sometimes shouting, I don't know if I'm happy or suffering
The old man ran for a while and suddenly noticed that I was rolling on the ground, and immediately shouted: If you have such a good thing, don’t ask me to play with you, it’s not good, it’s not good!
Then he rushed to me and lay down, saying: Let's play together!
So I rolled on the ground with me
I finally stopped laughing, but after his fuss, I started to feel stomachache again and shouted: No! No! Oops! I really can't laugh anymore, I'll laugh to death if I laugh again!
Seeing that I was uncomfortable, the old man was even more happy and smiled. I laughed with me when I laughed, and I shouted with pain when I shouted, and I shouted with pain when I rolled, and my hands were hilarious, and I had a lot of fun.
We laughed and had a long time, but in the end I was so tired of laughing that I kicked my limbs and lay on the ground in a large shape.
The old man saw me stopping, and at first he clapped his hands and shaved me, saying something like childish words like I won, you lost
But after a while, he squatted beside me with a bored face, poked my waist with his fingers, and said: Boring and boring! Young man get up quickly and play with me
At this moment, I had no strength all over my body, waved my hand powerlessly, closed my eyes and ignored him
This time, the old man was so angry that I kept screaming in my ears. I was angry and pinched a ball of soft flesh between my fingers. I twisted it hard and shouted: I can't get up, right? You can't get up! OK! I twisted! I twisted! I twisted! I twisted! I twisted! Today, I have to get up!
I groaned in pain, opened my eyes wide and looked at my waist. It was already black and purple. My face froze and I stared at him fiercely
The old man was not afraid, but instead clapped his hands and laughed, looked at me with a smile and said: Young man, since he woke up, get up and play with me!
Hearing this, the anger in my heart immediately vented and mostly sighed with laughter and cry. I looked at him helplessly and said: So, can I let me rest for a while and then play with you?
The old man waved his hand and said: No, no! No one has played with me for many years and you have rested. What should I do? No, no, you get up quickly!
He hurriedly grabbed my clothes with his hands and kept pulling them, trying to pull me up
I suddenly became angry in my heart, snorted coldly, leaned down on the ground, no matter how hard he tried, he just ignored me
After a confrontation, the old man saw me still lying on the ground, like a dead fish
Suddenly, I let go of my hand, sat on the ground, rubbed my eyes with both hands, and kept kicking my feet, and started crying like a child: Wuwuwu! I just want to find someone to play with me, and I am not going to kill you and harm you, so what? Wuwuwuwu! I won’t play with you anymore!
His crying was really annoying, I couldn't stand it, so I shouted at him twice
When the old man heard this, he immediately burst into tears and rolled on the ground with tears in his eyes.
It was not until my throat was hoarse that I curled up and my back sat up at me, but my shoulders were still shaking
I was soft-hearted for a moment and walked up to coax it for a few words. I never thought it would be fine if I didn't coax it, but this coax caused trouble instead.
I looked at the old man's back quietly, sighed, pressed my hand on his shoulder, and was about to speak, but the old man suddenly shouted: I don't need you to coax! I don't need you to coax!
He turned his body and threw my hand away from his shoulders!
When I looked back at me, a faint red light appeared in my pupils!
I knew something was wrong, so I hurriedly retreated!
But the old man was moving too fast. I only took five steps back and was thrown to the ground by him!
The old man was obviously extremely angry. He waved his fists and pointed it at my head, which made me feel hurt, but he was very cautious and beat me very badly, but he didn't really hurt my muscles.
When he stopped, I was bruised by beat's eyes, soft gums, and with a puff of blood spit on the ground
At this time, I could smell a little burnt smell in my nose, but I was really angry and before I could think about it, I opened my mouth and scolded: Fuck! Old man, wait, I must cut you into eight pieces!!! After death, you will go to the eighteen layers of hell! Put the oil pan and peel the skin and cramp torture it ten thousand times!
The old man heard it as if he had eaten honey. He said he would curse more and curse a few more. After finally waiting for me to finish cursing, the old man asked indifferently: If you scold me like this, aren’t you afraid that I will kill you in anger?
I replied with disdain and said: Now my life is in your hands, of course you will do whatever you want! If you scold or not, what is the right difference? The exercise just now made me a little tired... The old man waited for the master to take a nap, and when he was full of energy, he would settle the score with you.
As I said that, I closed my eyes and leaned against the old man's arms, and then I was about to fall asleep
The old man shouted: Interesting! Interesting! I haven't seen anyone for a long time, and I came so interesting! Interesting! Interesting Ah!
Hold me and walk forward
At this moment, I suddenly opened my eyes and said: Old man, after I wake up, I will kill you and cut you. Give me a sure letter.
When he heard this, the old man stopped and looked at me with interest, without saying anything. He smiled at the corner of his mouth and his eyes were dripping, as if he was staring at something very fun!
My heart was so angry that Wuming was so angry that he thought to myself that he was looking at me. He pursed his mouth and opened his eyes widened and glared at him!
The old man laughed, not willing to be outdone. He opened his eyes wide, shook his head and stared at me, and occasionally made a face, completely looking like a naughty boy!
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