Zeng Shushu flew out of the inn and chased him in the direction of the thief. He flew along the way, climbed over the walls and jumped over the trees. However, even though the moonlight was bright in the middle of the night, there was no trace of Ximen Da for a while. After crossing several streets and alleys, he was already planning to do whatever he wanted.
Hey, this kid is running quite fast.Zeng Shushu looked at the empty streets and alleys and joked humorously.
What if he doesn’t matter, he made a profit this time anyway!When he thought of Lu Xueqi's graceful body when he was bathing, his saliva almost flowed out.
I originally thought that thief had such a great ability, but I didn't expect that he ran faster than a rabbit when he was discovered. He was such a waste.He talked to himself as he walked. Seeing that the time was almost over, he looked around and prepared to go back to the inn to report. However, as soon as he walked not far, he heard someone calling softly behind him.
Brother, brother, this...I'm here...
Zeng Shushu was stunned and looked back quickly. In the darkness, a sneaky figure was waving to him. He quickly looked at him and saw that the deer-headed rat was not Ximen Da’s appearance.
I said, man Ah, why are you running so fast?I thought I could never find you anymore.Zeng Shushu, who walked up to him, said with a slight sarcastic expression.
Ximen Dabeng made a swearing gesture, shook his head and looked around, then whispered: Brother, let's just say, "Sounds a little, when you ran out just now, the beauty didn't chase after you?"
Zeng Shushu said contemptuously: Look, you are so scared. Why are you a thief who is so brave?I thought you were so powerful.
After Ximen Da made sure there were no one else around him, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: It’s not that I’m timid, but that the beauty of Qingyun Sect is too powerful. If you are not careful, you might even lose your life.
Zeng Shushu said: Since you know that she is not easy to mess with, why are you still getting into trouble?This time, the fox didn't beat him, but instead became slutty.
Ximen laughed and said: Since I dare to go, I naturally have my ability.
Zeng Shushu said angrily: Are you talking about the ability to escape?
Ximen Avenue: If she was discovered by her, she would naturally run away, but if she was not discovered by her, hehe... Then I would have more methods.
After hearing what he said, Zeng Shushu suddenly became interested and hurriedly said: What method should I say? Let’s listen.
Ximen Da smiled and deliberately kept it insincerely: This is not a place to talk, let’s find a romantic occasion to chat slowly.As he said that, he walked forward strode forward.
Zeng Shushu said anxiously: Hey, hey, don’t leave. I won’t go to pick flowers in the middle of the night. Could it be that I just let it go?
Ximen Avenue: There is no chance for the beauty of Qingyun Sect tonight. She can only wait for the opportunity to see fate in the future. However, it is easy to cure her secretly, but you have to invite me to have a drink of flower wine and I can tell you the solution.
Zeng Shushu said: Is it true or false?
Ximen Avenue: It’s true and fake, it’s true. That beauty is so beautiful, who doesn’t want to be intimate with her for a night? If I don’t have some tricks, wouldn’t it be that I’m going to seek death?
Zeng Shushu said: Then what else did you run away just now?Wouldn't it be enough to just use your skills to tame her?
Ximen Avenue: Brother, you don’t know. My ability can only work if she is not prepared. If it is a head-on confrontation, an ordinary woman is OK, but it won’t work when she meets this fairy from Qingyun Sect.
Zeng Shushu said: Oh?What is the trick that is so mysterious?
Ximen Da stopped and smiled and said: It’s okay to tell you. In the eyes of those famous and upright sects, this is just a despicable means.As he said that, he took out three small porcelain bottles from his arms and then said: Did you see that the red one contains soft tendons. This kind of thing is as colorless and tasteless as powder. Even if it is Daluo Jinxian, as long as it touches or smells it, she will be soft and weak in her body within twelve hours, and she will lose all her skills and can only be at the mercy of others.
Zeng Shushu said half-believingly: So powerful?I don't believe it.Your drug may be useful for ordinary people. If you want to use it to fascinate people like Qingyun Sect, I don’t think it will be effective.
Ximen Da said disdainfully: What is a person who cultivates the truth? Even Guanyin from the South China Sea and Xuannv from the Nine Heavens, if you encounter such a thing, you have to obediently submit to me.
Zeng Shushu was surprised and said: Is this medicine really so domineering?
Ximen said proudly: If you want to change the bag.
Zeng Shushu swallowed and said: Then what is the green inside?
Ximen Avenue: Good question, this green one is the antidote, because this soft muscle powder is too powerful. You need to take the antidote first before using it, otherwise, you may not have fascinated others, and you will be fascinated first, haha.
Zeng Shushu praised: Awesome, he is indeed an expert, so what is inside this yellow one?
Ximen Avenue: Hehe, this yellow color is naturally a great tonic.Brother, just imagine, if you were fascinated by the great beauty of Qingyun Sect tonight, would you like to spend all night with her and lingering all night?Hehe, as long as you get one pill in this yellow pill, you will be able to keep your golden gun from falling, and you will be shot until dawn.
Zeng Shushu was restless when he said it, and his heart was like a galloping horse, and he screamed strangely and said: I didn’t expect that there was such a wonderful thing in the world. Brother, give it to me, I’m grateful.
Ximen laughed and said: What jokes are you talking about, brother? This is a must-have for me to walk around the world. Besides, it’s not easy to get it, so how can I give it to others easily?
Zeng Shushu said: Then I will pay a lot of money to buy, what do you think?
Ximen shook his head and said: No, no, you and I have a destiny to know each other. I can only bring you a romantic and happy life, but I can't give it to you.After saying that, he put the medicine bottle carefully in his arms, got up and left.
Zeng Shushu hurriedly shouted: Hey, why are you leaving again?Let's discuss it again.
Ximen Avenue: What to discuss?Are you discussing how to play the beautiful woman from Qingyun Sect?I tell you that if she hadn't discovered it just now, she might be ours now.
Zeng Shushu said: Ah?Not that easy, right?
Ximen Avenue: What's the difficulty? As long as I scatter the soft tendons into her room, I will ensure that she will be soft and at my mercy. At that time, we two slip into her room. Wouldn't it be nice to have a mandarin duck playing with her?
Zeng Shushu heard what he said about lewdness, and when he thought about Lu Xueqi's graceful body, he couldn't help swallowing his saliva secretly and said: What's so fun about mandarin duck playing in the water?I want her to blow the flute for me, and then let her dress up, bit her white socks and fuck her hard for three hundred rounds.
Ximen Da smiled lewdly: Where is three hundred rounds enough?At least you have to fuck her for three days and three nights. Then our brothers will attack her from the front and back so that the fairy of Qingyun Sect can also taste our power.
Zeng Shushu heard him and was thinking about the crazy scenes with Lu Xueqi. Thinking of Lu Xueqi in white clothes lying on the bed for her to play with, he felt indescribable excitement in his heart, and said: This beauty looks cold and I don’t know what will happen when I play.
Ximen Avenue: Brother, you don’t understand this, right?The colder the beauty is, the more passionate the heart is, the more people want to conquer it.At that time, you will find the most sensitive part of her body and kiss her and lick her, and are you afraid that she will not surrender obediently?
Zeng Shushu said: To be honest, as soon as I see the white brocade boots that are faintly visible under her dress, I feel itchy and want to rush up to take them off and play with her white socks.
Ximen Da swallowed and said: I have a brother named Bao Buer. His hobbies are similar to yours. Every time I go to pick flowers with him, he will work hard on the woman's jade foot. He also summarized a set of experience, saying: One scratch, two scratch, three lick, four bites, five kisses, six sucks, seven sucks, and eight chews. If you encounter a sensitive woman with jade foot after these few moves, she will kneel down and beg for mercy, and you can do it.
Zeng Shushu became more and more excited the more he listened to it. How could he know that there was so much knowledge here? He was happy to say: If you find an opportunity, you must try it with her.
Ximen Avenue: Who should I try it with?
Zeng Shushu smiled and said: A peerless beauty who kicked my life with her feet.
Ximen Avenue: Could it be that great beauty from Qingyun Sect?Ha ha.
Zeng Shushu also smiled and said: You guessed it right.
Ximen Avenue: If you are really that great beauty, you will feel good then.
Zeng Shushu said: Alas, it’s a pity that I can only enjoy my mouth. When can I fight her with real swords and guns?
Ximen Da persuaded: There will be a chance.
The two of them spoke and walked, and soon they arrived at a place with bright lights and flowers and willows.
Wanhua Tower?
Looking at the plaque hanging high in front of the door, Zeng Shushu couldn't help but pronounce the name on it.
Haha, brother, judging by your appearance, you wouldn’t have come to such a place for the first time, right?This is the largest brothel in Heyang City.Ximen Da looked at Zeng Shushu's surprised expression and said with a teasing smile.
Although Zeng Shushu was a little lustful, he was a decent disciple after all. He was okay to brag at the critical moment. He felt a little guilty. He lived almost thirty years old and was still a virgin. He had never been to such a place? His old face turned red, but he still said stubbornly: Who would like to come to such a place that is unsavory? A handsome young man like Xiao Ye is usually the object of those young girls chasing them.
Ximen laughed and said: Then I will look up to my brothers to take care of you from now on.
Zeng Shushu said: It’s easy to say, as long as you give me those medicines, I will protect you from now on.
Ximen said busyly: Let’s go in first, let’s talk about it tonight after the fun.
Zeng Shushu said: Hey, why do you change the topic when you mention medicine?
Before they could talk nonsense, a sharp-eyed woman in Wanhua Building greeted her.
Oh, two masters, why did you come to Ah so late?Come in and invite the girls here, but we are all anxious.
Ximen laughed and said: I'm not going to attract customers outside when I'm anxious. Why are you hiding in the house?
The woman said: Master, you don’t know that Heyang City is not as good as before. It is mixed with fish and snakes, and it is very terrifying. Sisters dare not stay outside so late.
Ximen Avenue: Are you brothel women afraid of these?I think you are afraid of those beast monsters that eat people, right?
The woman smiled and said: I can't hide anything from my uncle. Those beast monsters have harmed us so badly, so it's better to be careful.
Zeng Shushu said: You don’t have to be afraid anymore in the future. The leader of the beast monster was wiped out in the 100,000 mountains in southern Xinjiang a few days ago, and he can no longer cause harm to the world.
Ximen Daqi said: How do you know so clearly?
Zeng Shushu said proudly: I know naturally.
Ximen Avenue: I would like to hear the details.
Zeng Shushu opened his mouth and wanted to speak, but suddenly he remembered something and quickly changed his words: I just heard of the way of Taoism.
Ximen Da cut and said, "No matter who he is, are all the girls here sleeping?"Why haven't you come out to pick up the customers?
The woman said: Come on, sisters, come out quickly, guests are here.
Before he finished speaking, a few young women wearing heavy makeup walked out of the room, and Zeng Shushu and Ximen Da were immediately rushed upstairs by them.
Looking at the rouge and vulgar pink in front of him, Zeng Shushu couldn't lift his energy at all. When he thought of Lu Xueqi, who was pure and beautiful, he felt even more different.
I am so damn, how can I compare these dirty brothel women with Senior Sister Lu?Zeng Shushu secretly regretted that if he hadn't wanted to get those bottles of strange medicine, he would have left long ago. At this time, he and Ximen Da were drinking with two pretty women in the private room upstairs, but they were just letting her mouth be as sweet as honey, and they were also indifference.
Ximen Da was very excited and kept flirting with the women beside him. Seeing that Zeng Shushu was not interested, he asked in a low voice: What's wrong, brother?I think you are absent-minded and have something to worry about?
Zeng Shushu confessed: Oh, nothing, I'm just wondering if you are lying to me, and whether your medicine is so powerful.
Ximen said angrily: Hey, it’s so outrageous. Why do I lie to you for no reason? I’m a stingy man. I’m a big shot. It’s just these three treasures. How can I get a fame when I walk in the world?
Zeng Shushu smiled and said: Listening to the ears is false, and seeing to the eyes is true. If you don’t take them out, how can I know whether it is true or false?
Before Ximen Da spoke, the two girls burst into laughter and said: What medicine is so precious?Is it an aphrodisiac?hehe.
Ximen Avenue: What?Do you want to see it too?
The second girl smiled and said: What are you good at seeing?We just saw that this young master was curious, so we just wanted to open our eyes, haha.Although they were brothel women, they loved Zeng Shushu a lot. As for the reason, one was that he was much handsome than Ximen Da, and the other was that he might have discovered that he was a boy.
OK, since you all have this idea, if I refuse again, wouldn’t it be a pleasure for everyone?As he said that, he took out the medicine bottle from his arms and gave himself a piece of antidote, then poured out a little soft muscle powder and put it in his hand, and said: Look at it.After saying that, he blew hard in front of Zeng Shushu and the second daughter, and the medicine as thin as powder suddenly drifted away.
Zeng Shushu was shocked and moved his body. He found that there was nothing abnormal. He couldn't help but make fun of him: What a bullshit drug, it's purely a scam, I think you still...
Before he finished speaking, he heard the two women beside him moaning and said: What's going on?My whole body is soft, could it be that I am drunk...
So, I have no strength at all...
The two of them collapsed on the table almost at the same time. Although Zeng Shushu's cultivation was far superior to that of ordinary people, he suddenly felt soft and his limbs were exhausted. He was shocked and secretly called out that the drug was indeed extremely domineering. After a moment, his body couldn't help but lie down.
Seeing that the three of them collapsed one after another, Ximen Da said proudly: How about it?Brother, you should believe it now, right?
Zeng Shushu was convinced and wanted to give him a thumbs up and praise him, but when his hand was lifted halfway through, he fell down due to the loss of strength. He could only sigh: High, it is really high.
Ximen Da laughed and said: Do you think, can my medicine fascinate the great beauty of Qingyun Sect?
Zeng Shushu thought to himself: Although Senior Sister Lu’s cultivation is slightly better than me, she may not be able to withstand the invasion of this drug. Such a powerful drug must be found.Thinking of this, I hurriedly smiled and said: I can definitely be fascinated. What I admire now is that I am promising.
Ximen was extremely proud and said: Brother, take the antidote first, let’s talk about it. Tonight, you and I will relax and be happy here. We will go to see the great beauty of Qingyun Sect for a while tomorrow, haha.As he said that, he took out an antidote and gave Zeng Shu to the subdue, and then gave him one to each of the two women.
Zeng Shushu, who took the antidote, was able to recover in a moment. Looking at Ximen Da who was proud, he couldn't help asking: Where did you get this medicine?It's really amazing.
The second girl also started to cheer: It's Ah, this medicine powder is really amazing. She didn't know what was going on, so she collapsed in a daze.
That's it, let's talk about it, where did you buy this medicine?
Ximen laughed and said: Don’t ask about this.Brother, when it’s time to tell you, I will naturally tell you, come on, drink, drink.
Seeing that he never said anything, Zeng Shushu couldn't help but feel anxious. He absent-mindedly drank a few more drinks with him and said to him: This lust is really sloppy and refuses to tell the origin of this drug. Alas, what method can we use to deceive his drug?Seeing Ximen Da and Ernv Cups lustful as they were drinking, he suddenly had an idea and thought to himself: If you have it, it is better to use the trick to lead him out first, and then find a place where no one can deal with him directly. First, to eliminate harm to the people, and second, to avenge Senior Sister Lu, hehe.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but say: Brother Ximen, I am still unwilling to accept it. This beauty from Qingyun Sect is hard to come by. If you miss tonight, it will be hard to say in the future.
Ximen Avenue: Oh, brother, I advise you to give up. If the beauty is prepared, it will be difficult for us to start again.
Zeng Shushu said: That may not be true. Even if she has great skills, she probably wouldn't have expected that we would kill each other. In my opinion, we might as well give it a try.
Ximen drank a big sip of wine and said with a smile: Can you just try it out for kidding your life?Brother, don’t always worry about that great beauty. Now there are two beauties in front of you. Which one do you want?Brother, let you choose first.
The two girls also echoed: Is that true? What a beautiful person from Qingyun Sect? Isn’t we sisters enough for you to enjoy yourself?hehe.
Zeng Shushu ignored them and said to Ximen: Brother, what does rouge vulgar pink mean? Why don’t we go back and take a look secretly. It’s really not possible. It’s not too late for us to come back.
This sentence came to Ximen Da's heart. He hesitated for a moment. When he thought of Lu Xueqi's clear and cold face in his mind, he couldn't help but feel restless and said in his mind: This kid is really lustful, but what he said is not unreasonable. Besides, even if he is discovered, I can take the opportunity to escape at the critical moment.At that moment, he decided to pay attention and said with a smile: Brother, you are really undead until the Yellow River.Well, brother, I will accompany you for a trip. As for whether you will be back if you are alive, it is hard to say.
Zeng Shushu hurriedly stood up and said: Wealth and honor are in danger, and a good girl is willing to sacrifice her life.
Ximen laughed and said: I haven't heard of it.After saying that, he drank the wine in his glass and got up and prepared to leave.
Are you really going to leave?The two girls said with some dissatisfaction.
Zeng Shushu smiled and said: I will be happy with you next time, and this is a reward for you.As he said that, he took out two ingots of silver from his arms and threw it on the table, and followed Ximen Dayi and walked out in front and behind.
It's really disappointing!
Don't know how to be proud!
The two women who had received money looked at their backs as they walked away and sweared, and the fire that had just been raised slowly went out.
On the street, Zeng Shushu and Ximen Dazheng sneaked into Shanhaiyuan. They each had their own ulterior motives and were more careful when they walked. When passing by a deep alley, Zeng Shushu suddenly said: Brother, where did you get this medicine?It's mysterious, can you find a way to get some for me?
Ximen Avenue: Brother, why do you keep asking questions?Didn’t I say that, I will tell you naturally when the opportunity comes.
Zeng Shushu said: So, why don’t you give it to me?
Ximen Da was a little impatient. He was about to say a few words to him, but suddenly he seemed to find something again and hurriedly said: Shh!Listen, there are footsteps on the street ahead, as if they are the night patrol officers.
Zeng Shushu snorted and said: Official?It's time to come.
Ximen Avenue: When is the time?Don't cause trouble.
Zeng Shushu smiled and said: Give me the medicine, I won’t cause trouble.
Ximen said: When is it now? You are still in the mood to joke.
Zeng Shushu said: Are you talking and joking?Hehe, since you don’t want to give me the medicine, don’t blame me.
Ximen shivered and said: What's your fault?
Zeng Shushu said coldly: I'm blaming me for being ruthless.As he said that, he slapped out with his palm and instantly hit Ximen Da and flew far away.
oops……
Ximen screamed and fell heavily to the ground. Although he was also a martial arts practitioner, how could he withstand a master like Zeng Shushu?
What are you doing?Ximen Da roared angrily, and never expected that the person who had just called him brother would suddenly attack him.
Zeng Shushu said: What are you doing?Humph, it is naturally to eliminate harm for the people.
Ximen Da struggled to get up, but he was too seriously injured and could not get up for a moment. He said angrily: You...who are you?
Zeng Shushu said: It doesn’t matter to tell you now. I am actually from Qingyun Sect. The great beauty you just peeked at is my senior sister.
Ximen was shocked: What?You are...
Zeng Shushu smiled and said: Didn’t you expect it? I said, "You just give me the medicine obediently, and you have to force me to take action. You really want to suffer." After saying that, he walked to Ximen Da, groped on him for a while, then put the three bottles of strange medicine he found in his arms, and said: I was very grateful to you, but I didn't expect you to be so ignorant. This is no wonder I am.
Ximen Avenue: Since you are also from Qingyun Sect, why did you still peep at me just now?
Zeng Shushu said: What's so strange about this? Men are lustful and heroic. On the contrary, you are really impatient to live.
Ximen Da knew that he was not his opponent, not to mention that he was seriously injured by his palm. He immediately struggled to get up and said ruthlessly: OK, I misread the person. From now on, the world is far away. Let's take a look.
Zeng Shushu said: Want to leave?Humph, it's not that easy.
Ximen Avenue: What?You have already obtained the medicine, what else do you want?
Zeng Shushu said: If the woman you like was peeked at by other men while taking a shower, what would you do?
Ximen Avenue: It’s not me, you are more satisfying than me. What I said just now is even more lewd than me. Now you want to cross the river and destroy the bridge?
Zeng Shushu said: Whether I see it or say it, it is natural, but if you see it or say it, you have to die.As soon as the word "death" was revealed, he had already slapped Ximen Da. At this critical moment, a sudden scolding from the entrance of the alley instantly pulled Ximen Da back from the edge of death.
Who is there?What are you doing sneakily?
Zeng Shushu hurriedly stopped his moves. Hearing the sound, he saw several officials holding torches walking towards him with great might.
It turned out to be several officials who were here. You guys came just now. I happened to catch a thief and was about to take him to the yamen.After saying that, he kicked Ximen Da down and whispered: You guy is lucky.
The officials walked closer, looked at the two of them, and said to the leader: Who are you?What did you do when you ran out in the middle of the night?
Zeng Shushu hurriedly clasped his fists and said: Is Zeng Shushu, a disciple of Fenghuifeng of Qingyunmen, who just returned from the southern border to eliminate demons, and passed by this place, he saw this little thief climbing over the wall and doing things like chicken crowing and dog thieves, so he caught him when he saw unfairness on the road. Oh, this is the stolen goods found from him.As he said that, he took out a bag of silver from his arms and handed it to the head officer.
Ximen shouted: Unjustly, I am just passing by, not a thief, oh...
Zeng Shushu went up and kicked him again without waiting for him to finish his words, saying: Do you still dare to argue?People and physical evidence are there, but you still say you are not a thief?
Ximen screamed in pain and was unable to refute at all. The official said: It turned out to be an immortal from Qingyun Sect. He was really disrespectful. Recently, there was not much peace in Heyang City, so there would inevitably be a villain taking the opportunity to cause trouble. Now, if you have helped me, I will thank the people of Heyang City in advance.
Zeng Shushu said: Wherever you are, you are a hero, and eliminating violence and maintaining good deeds is my duty. Now the official commander is passing by here, so I will leave this thief to you. I have to take one step ahead and say goodbye.After saying that, he bowed to several officials and bowed, and then walked away happily.
Ximen Da looked at his back as he was leaving and cursed in his heart. Several officials had already stepped forward and locked him with iron chains. He hurriedly begged for mercy and said: Brother Guanmao, I am really not a thief, I am the road...
Stop it!Before he could finish his words, the head official scolded coldly and said: Look at your deer-headed rat, you will obviously not be a good thing at first glance. Can the prisoners caught by the Qingyun Sect disciples be wrong?Let's go, let's talk about what's going on when you have something to do.
Ximen Da was in pain and stammered: I... I'm not a thief... I...
What are you?Get out of here quickly.The official weighed the purse in his hand and shouted loudly. Then a few people who were too lazy to talk about it pushed him, the thief, and brought him back to the yamen.
In Shanhaiyuan, Lu Xueqi, who was both ashamed and annoyed, was sitting in the room and silently feeling sulky. The moving tiles on the roof had already been repaired by her. But when she thought that her pure and innocent body had been cleaned by the abominable thief, she wanted to cut him into pieces.
Outside the house, the long-awaited footsteps finally came. Lu Xueqi hurriedly looked up and opened the door. She saw Zeng Shushu walking towards her with a dejected look.
how?Have you caught that thief?Lu Xueqi asked anxiously, and her body couldn't help but walk forward.
Zeng Shushu looked at her, sighed, and said: Oh, don’t mention it.After saying that, he didn't care about Lu Xueqi's reaction and walked straight into her room.
Lu Xueqi hurriedly walked into his house with him and said: What's going on?
Zeng Shushu didn't say anything, walked to the table and sat down, then poured himself a glass of water, took a few sips, and said: I was caught, but later he ran away.
Lu Xueqi said: What?He is amazing?
Zeng Shushu said angrily: That guy is very cunning, I almost suffered his losses.
Lu Xueqi looked at him for a while and said: Have you ever been injured?
Zeng Shushu looked at her concerned expression and couldn't help but look at her, then quickly turned his head and whispered: That's not, but... Before he finished speaking, he started to drink water unnaturally.
Seeing that he looked strange, Lu Xueqi couldn't help but say coldly: It's just what?What’s wrong with you?Your heart is beating very hard now. Have you been poisoned?
Zeng Shushu hurriedly put down the water cup, covered Peng Peng's pounding chest, stood up and said: No, I'm just unhappy.I had already captured that kid, and I wanted to bring him over to you for disposal, but on the way back, I was careless and was so confused that he let him run away.Alas, Senior Sister Lu, it’s all my fault, I didn’t protect you well.
After hearing him, Lu Xueqi felt mixed feelings for a moment, and after a moment, she said leisurely: Have you ever seen his appearance clearly?
Zeng Shushu sighed, pretended to be calm and sat down again and said: It's dark, I really don't see it clearly!After saying that, he took out a broken book from his arms and threw it on the table.
Lu Xueqi was stunned and said: What is this?
Zeng Shushu took a sip of water, pretended to be nothing, and said: I didn't even open the thief's body, the black bun in the middle of winter. What's the matter?
Lu Xueqi glanced at him, then reached out to pick up the broken book and read it. But not long after, she snorted coldly, and threw the broken book in her hand to the ground like an electric shock.
What's wrong with Senior Sister?Zeng Shushu asked in confusion with confusion.
Lu Xueqi snorted, turned her back to him and said coldly: Do you really don’t know, or do you deliberately pretend to be confused?
Zeng Shushu said: Senior sister, what are you talking about?Why can't I understand at all?
Lu Xueqi said: Humph, stop pretending, what are the benefits for you to tease me with this kind of thing?When she thought of the picture that caught her eye in the book just now, she couldn't help but blush.
Zeng Shushu said: I really don’t know what’s wrong with this book?let me see.After saying that, he pretended to pick up the broken book and opened it to read it, and then said: Wow, it turns out to be this erotic picture. No wonder you are angry, senior sister.
Lu Xueqi snorted, turned around and said: Thank you for helping me catch the thief tonight, but now you can leave.
Zeng Shushu deliberately looked at the Chungong Shu again and again, and heard this and said: Ah?This...Sister Lu, I think I will be here to accompany you tonight. If there are any traitors or something, I can protect you too.
Lu Xueqi said coldly: No need, thank you for your kindness. You should go back to your room early to rest.
Zeng Shushu kept his eyes away from the picture, and smiled while looking: I'm fine.Oh, Senior Sister Lu, look, isn’t this posture very ecstatic?After saying that, he held the book and walked towards Lu Xueqi.
Lu Xueqi didn't expect him to be so bold. She hurriedly avoided like a frightened deer and angrily said: Be arrogant, hurry up and get out, otherwise don't blame me for being rude to you.
Zeng Shushu smiled wickedly: Hehe, what's wrong with just taking a look?Haven't you seen it all just now?
Lu Xueqi was both ashamed and angry, and snorted: You are also a disciple of Qingyun. How could you do such an rude thing? I am grateful to you for helping me catch the thief, but if you have any inappropriate thoughts, I advise you to give up earlier.
Zeng Shushu smiled and said: Since you know that I have immoral thoughts about you, then you still let me come to your room?It was midnight, and the lonely man and widowed woman lived in the same room. If she didn't do anything, wouldn't it disappoint God's kindness?
Lu Xueqi was extremely angry. She never expected Zeng Shushu to dare to be so flirted with her. She couldn't help but curse: Shameless, what's the difference between you and those prodigal sons?It really insulted my reputation as Qingyun Sect!Get out of here soon, or I will kill you.
Zeng Shushu said: Oh, why did you suddenly become so fierce?It's not that easy for you to kill me, but it's easy for me to molest you, hehe.As he said that, he waved the Chungong Shu in his hand a few times.
Lu Xueqi sneered and said: It’s up to you?
Zeng Shushu said: Just based on me, tell you the truth, Senior Sister Lu, in fact, I have wanted to be intimate with you for a long time, but I have never had any chance in Qingyun Mountain. Fortunately, this trip to southern Xinjiang gave you the opportunity to be alone. I originally wanted to confess to you and tell you about the pain of longing for the past ten years, but I didn’t expect you to have no favoritism for me.
Lu Xueqi snorted: Maybe I didn’t hate you so much before, but now, I really want to kill you with one sword.After saying that, he grabbed the Tianya sword beside him and wanted to take action, but suddenly he felt weak all over his body. The sword that he was usually very capable of is difficult to get out of the sheath at this time.
how so?Lu Xueqi's surprise was extraordinary and she was immediately scared to death.
Zeng Shushu smiled and said: Hehe, do you feel weak all over and can’t use any force?
Lu Xueqi said angrily: Bastard, what did you do to me?
Zeng Shushu said: I have done nothing to you now, but I will do a lot to you later, hehe.
Lu Xueqi was about to fall down at this time, and she was so supportive that she said weakly: Is that book poisonous?She really couldn't think of how she was poisoned, and the only explanation was that she touched the broken book.
Zeng Shushu closed the door slowly and laughed: Don't be afraid, I just put a little soft muscles on it. This was something I just searched from the thief, but I didn't expect it to work so well.
Lu Xueqi said: Did you catch that thief?
Zeng Shushu said: Of course, but don’t worry, I have killed him.
Lu Xueqi's eyes flashed and she said: Really?
Zeng Shushu said: Now, is it still necessary for me to lie to you?Say it, how do you want to thank me?How about it with me in the postures in this book?hey-hey
Lu Xueqi snorted and cursed: Despicable and shameless villain, I will never let you succeed even if I die.
Zeng Shushu said: Don’t worry, how could I bear to let you die?I will just slowly take off your clothes, then taste your skin inch by inch, and finally use my big baby to study your honey pot until we are dying together.
shut up!Lu Xueqi could no longer listen to his lewd words and couldn't help but say angrily: Dog thief, I can't kill you today, but I can commit suicide.After saying that, he used all his strength and swung his sword to wipe his jade neck.
Zeng Shushu didn't expect that she could have such explosive power after being hit by the soft muscles. He couldn't help but admire her cultivation level again. He hurriedly stepped forward and knocked her down with a long sword, then grabbed her slender waist and said: Senior Sister Lu, it's not that easy to die. Wouldn't it be a pity if her neck is scratched?As he said that, he couldn't hide his excitement, he stuck out his tongue and started licking Lu Xueqi's pink neck.
Lu Xueqi struggled and cursed: Dog thief, don’t touch me, stop quickly...
After a burst of madness, Zeng Shushu said with satisfaction: It smells so fragrant and sweet, Senior Sister Lu, your taste is really good, almost exactly the same as I imagined, hehe.
Lu Xueqi said with tears in her eyes: Zeng Shushu, you'd better kill me, otherwise I will make you regret what you did tonight.
Zeng Shushu said: Haha, we haven’t started to do what happened tonight, but since you said that, let’s start.After saying that, he opened his mouth wide and kissed Lu Xueqi's red lips hard.
Um……
Hey, this kid is running quite fast.Zeng Shushu looked at the empty streets and alleys and joked humorously.
What if he doesn’t matter, he made a profit this time anyway!When he thought of Lu Xueqi's graceful body when he was bathing, his saliva almost flowed out.
I originally thought that thief had such a great ability, but I didn't expect that he ran faster than a rabbit when he was discovered. He was such a waste.He talked to himself as he walked. Seeing that the time was almost over, he looked around and prepared to go back to the inn to report. However, as soon as he walked not far, he heard someone calling softly behind him.
Brother, brother, this...I'm here...
Zeng Shushu was stunned and looked back quickly. In the darkness, a sneaky figure was waving to him. He quickly looked at him and saw that the deer-headed rat was not Ximen Da’s appearance.
I said, man Ah, why are you running so fast?I thought I could never find you anymore.Zeng Shushu, who walked up to him, said with a slight sarcastic expression.
Ximen Dabeng made a swearing gesture, shook his head and looked around, then whispered: Brother, let's just say, "Sounds a little, when you ran out just now, the beauty didn't chase after you?"
Zeng Shushu said contemptuously: Look, you are so scared. Why are you a thief who is so brave?I thought you were so powerful.
After Ximen Da made sure there were no one else around him, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: It’s not that I’m timid, but that the beauty of Qingyun Sect is too powerful. If you are not careful, you might even lose your life.
Zeng Shushu said: Since you know that she is not easy to mess with, why are you still getting into trouble?This time, the fox didn't beat him, but instead became slutty.
Ximen laughed and said: Since I dare to go, I naturally have my ability.
Zeng Shushu said angrily: Are you talking about the ability to escape?
Ximen Avenue: If she was discovered by her, she would naturally run away, but if she was not discovered by her, hehe... Then I would have more methods.
After hearing what he said, Zeng Shushu suddenly became interested and hurriedly said: What method should I say? Let’s listen.
Ximen Da smiled and deliberately kept it insincerely: This is not a place to talk, let’s find a romantic occasion to chat slowly.As he said that, he walked forward strode forward.
Zeng Shushu said anxiously: Hey, hey, don’t leave. I won’t go to pick flowers in the middle of the night. Could it be that I just let it go?
Ximen Avenue: There is no chance for the beauty of Qingyun Sect tonight. She can only wait for the opportunity to see fate in the future. However, it is easy to cure her secretly, but you have to invite me to have a drink of flower wine and I can tell you the solution.
Zeng Shushu said: Is it true or false?
Ximen Avenue: It’s true and fake, it’s true. That beauty is so beautiful, who doesn’t want to be intimate with her for a night? If I don’t have some tricks, wouldn’t it be that I’m going to seek death?
Zeng Shushu said: Then what else did you run away just now?Wouldn't it be enough to just use your skills to tame her?
Ximen Avenue: Brother, you don’t know. My ability can only work if she is not prepared. If it is a head-on confrontation, an ordinary woman is OK, but it won’t work when she meets this fairy from Qingyun Sect.
Zeng Shushu said: Oh?What is the trick that is so mysterious?
Ximen Da stopped and smiled and said: It’s okay to tell you. In the eyes of those famous and upright sects, this is just a despicable means.As he said that, he took out three small porcelain bottles from his arms and then said: Did you see that the red one contains soft tendons. This kind of thing is as colorless and tasteless as powder. Even if it is Daluo Jinxian, as long as it touches or smells it, she will be soft and weak in her body within twelve hours, and she will lose all her skills and can only be at the mercy of others.
Zeng Shushu said half-believingly: So powerful?I don't believe it.Your drug may be useful for ordinary people. If you want to use it to fascinate people like Qingyun Sect, I don’t think it will be effective.
Ximen Da said disdainfully: What is a person who cultivates the truth? Even Guanyin from the South China Sea and Xuannv from the Nine Heavens, if you encounter such a thing, you have to obediently submit to me.
Zeng Shushu was surprised and said: Is this medicine really so domineering?
Ximen said proudly: If you want to change the bag.
Zeng Shushu swallowed and said: Then what is the green inside?
Ximen Avenue: Good question, this green one is the antidote, because this soft muscle powder is too powerful. You need to take the antidote first before using it, otherwise, you may not have fascinated others, and you will be fascinated first, haha.
Zeng Shushu praised: Awesome, he is indeed an expert, so what is inside this yellow one?
Ximen Avenue: Hehe, this yellow color is naturally a great tonic.Brother, just imagine, if you were fascinated by the great beauty of Qingyun Sect tonight, would you like to spend all night with her and lingering all night?Hehe, as long as you get one pill in this yellow pill, you will be able to keep your golden gun from falling, and you will be shot until dawn.
Zeng Shushu was restless when he said it, and his heart was like a galloping horse, and he screamed strangely and said: I didn’t expect that there was such a wonderful thing in the world. Brother, give it to me, I’m grateful.
Ximen laughed and said: What jokes are you talking about, brother? This is a must-have for me to walk around the world. Besides, it’s not easy to get it, so how can I give it to others easily?
Zeng Shushu said: Then I will pay a lot of money to buy, what do you think?
Ximen shook his head and said: No, no, you and I have a destiny to know each other. I can only bring you a romantic and happy life, but I can't give it to you.After saying that, he put the medicine bottle carefully in his arms, got up and left.
Zeng Shushu hurriedly shouted: Hey, why are you leaving again?Let's discuss it again.
Ximen Avenue: What to discuss?Are you discussing how to play the beautiful woman from Qingyun Sect?I tell you that if she hadn't discovered it just now, she might be ours now.
Zeng Shushu said: Ah?Not that easy, right?
Ximen Avenue: What's the difficulty? As long as I scatter the soft tendons into her room, I will ensure that she will be soft and at my mercy. At that time, we two slip into her room. Wouldn't it be nice to have a mandarin duck playing with her?
Zeng Shushu heard what he said about lewdness, and when he thought about Lu Xueqi's graceful body, he couldn't help swallowing his saliva secretly and said: What's so fun about mandarin duck playing in the water?I want her to blow the flute for me, and then let her dress up, bit her white socks and fuck her hard for three hundred rounds.
Ximen Da smiled lewdly: Where is three hundred rounds enough?At least you have to fuck her for three days and three nights. Then our brothers will attack her from the front and back so that the fairy of Qingyun Sect can also taste our power.
Zeng Shushu heard him and was thinking about the crazy scenes with Lu Xueqi. Thinking of Lu Xueqi in white clothes lying on the bed for her to play with, he felt indescribable excitement in his heart, and said: This beauty looks cold and I don’t know what will happen when I play.
Ximen Avenue: Brother, you don’t understand this, right?The colder the beauty is, the more passionate the heart is, the more people want to conquer it.At that time, you will find the most sensitive part of her body and kiss her and lick her, and are you afraid that she will not surrender obediently?
Zeng Shushu said: To be honest, as soon as I see the white brocade boots that are faintly visible under her dress, I feel itchy and want to rush up to take them off and play with her white socks.
Ximen Da swallowed and said: I have a brother named Bao Buer. His hobbies are similar to yours. Every time I go to pick flowers with him, he will work hard on the woman's jade foot. He also summarized a set of experience, saying: One scratch, two scratch, three lick, four bites, five kisses, six sucks, seven sucks, and eight chews. If you encounter a sensitive woman with jade foot after these few moves, she will kneel down and beg for mercy, and you can do it.
Zeng Shushu became more and more excited the more he listened to it. How could he know that there was so much knowledge here? He was happy to say: If you find an opportunity, you must try it with her.
Ximen Avenue: Who should I try it with?
Zeng Shushu smiled and said: A peerless beauty who kicked my life with her feet.
Ximen Avenue: Could it be that great beauty from Qingyun Sect?Ha ha.
Zeng Shushu also smiled and said: You guessed it right.
Ximen Avenue: If you are really that great beauty, you will feel good then.
Zeng Shushu said: Alas, it’s a pity that I can only enjoy my mouth. When can I fight her with real swords and guns?
Ximen Da persuaded: There will be a chance.
The two of them spoke and walked, and soon they arrived at a place with bright lights and flowers and willows.
Wanhua Tower?
Looking at the plaque hanging high in front of the door, Zeng Shushu couldn't help but pronounce the name on it.
Haha, brother, judging by your appearance, you wouldn’t have come to such a place for the first time, right?This is the largest brothel in Heyang City.Ximen Da looked at Zeng Shushu's surprised expression and said with a teasing smile.
Although Zeng Shushu was a little lustful, he was a decent disciple after all. He was okay to brag at the critical moment. He felt a little guilty. He lived almost thirty years old and was still a virgin. He had never been to such a place? His old face turned red, but he still said stubbornly: Who would like to come to such a place that is unsavory? A handsome young man like Xiao Ye is usually the object of those young girls chasing them.
Ximen laughed and said: Then I will look up to my brothers to take care of you from now on.
Zeng Shushu said: It’s easy to say, as long as you give me those medicines, I will protect you from now on.
Ximen said busyly: Let’s go in first, let’s talk about it tonight after the fun.
Zeng Shushu said: Hey, why do you change the topic when you mention medicine?
Before they could talk nonsense, a sharp-eyed woman in Wanhua Building greeted her.
Oh, two masters, why did you come to Ah so late?Come in and invite the girls here, but we are all anxious.
Ximen laughed and said: I'm not going to attract customers outside when I'm anxious. Why are you hiding in the house?
The woman said: Master, you don’t know that Heyang City is not as good as before. It is mixed with fish and snakes, and it is very terrifying. Sisters dare not stay outside so late.
Ximen Avenue: Are you brothel women afraid of these?I think you are afraid of those beast monsters that eat people, right?
The woman smiled and said: I can't hide anything from my uncle. Those beast monsters have harmed us so badly, so it's better to be careful.
Zeng Shushu said: You don’t have to be afraid anymore in the future. The leader of the beast monster was wiped out in the 100,000 mountains in southern Xinjiang a few days ago, and he can no longer cause harm to the world.
Ximen Daqi said: How do you know so clearly?
Zeng Shushu said proudly: I know naturally.
Ximen Avenue: I would like to hear the details.
Zeng Shushu opened his mouth and wanted to speak, but suddenly he remembered something and quickly changed his words: I just heard of the way of Taoism.
Ximen Da cut and said, "No matter who he is, are all the girls here sleeping?"Why haven't you come out to pick up the customers?
The woman said: Come on, sisters, come out quickly, guests are here.
Before he finished speaking, a few young women wearing heavy makeup walked out of the room, and Zeng Shushu and Ximen Da were immediately rushed upstairs by them.
Looking at the rouge and vulgar pink in front of him, Zeng Shushu couldn't lift his energy at all. When he thought of Lu Xueqi, who was pure and beautiful, he felt even more different.
I am so damn, how can I compare these dirty brothel women with Senior Sister Lu?Zeng Shushu secretly regretted that if he hadn't wanted to get those bottles of strange medicine, he would have left long ago. At this time, he and Ximen Da were drinking with two pretty women in the private room upstairs, but they were just letting her mouth be as sweet as honey, and they were also indifference.
Ximen Da was very excited and kept flirting with the women beside him. Seeing that Zeng Shushu was not interested, he asked in a low voice: What's wrong, brother?I think you are absent-minded and have something to worry about?
Zeng Shushu confessed: Oh, nothing, I'm just wondering if you are lying to me, and whether your medicine is so powerful.
Ximen said angrily: Hey, it’s so outrageous. Why do I lie to you for no reason? I’m a stingy man. I’m a big shot. It’s just these three treasures. How can I get a fame when I walk in the world?
Zeng Shushu smiled and said: Listening to the ears is false, and seeing to the eyes is true. If you don’t take them out, how can I know whether it is true or false?
Before Ximen Da spoke, the two girls burst into laughter and said: What medicine is so precious?Is it an aphrodisiac?hehe.
Ximen Avenue: What?Do you want to see it too?
The second girl smiled and said: What are you good at seeing?We just saw that this young master was curious, so we just wanted to open our eyes, haha.Although they were brothel women, they loved Zeng Shushu a lot. As for the reason, one was that he was much handsome than Ximen Da, and the other was that he might have discovered that he was a boy.
OK, since you all have this idea, if I refuse again, wouldn’t it be a pleasure for everyone?As he said that, he took out the medicine bottle from his arms and gave himself a piece of antidote, then poured out a little soft muscle powder and put it in his hand, and said: Look at it.After saying that, he blew hard in front of Zeng Shushu and the second daughter, and the medicine as thin as powder suddenly drifted away.
Zeng Shushu was shocked and moved his body. He found that there was nothing abnormal. He couldn't help but make fun of him: What a bullshit drug, it's purely a scam, I think you still...
Before he finished speaking, he heard the two women beside him moaning and said: What's going on?My whole body is soft, could it be that I am drunk...
So, I have no strength at all...
The two of them collapsed on the table almost at the same time. Although Zeng Shushu's cultivation was far superior to that of ordinary people, he suddenly felt soft and his limbs were exhausted. He was shocked and secretly called out that the drug was indeed extremely domineering. After a moment, his body couldn't help but lie down.
Seeing that the three of them collapsed one after another, Ximen Da said proudly: How about it?Brother, you should believe it now, right?
Zeng Shushu was convinced and wanted to give him a thumbs up and praise him, but when his hand was lifted halfway through, he fell down due to the loss of strength. He could only sigh: High, it is really high.
Ximen Da laughed and said: Do you think, can my medicine fascinate the great beauty of Qingyun Sect?
Zeng Shushu thought to himself: Although Senior Sister Lu’s cultivation is slightly better than me, she may not be able to withstand the invasion of this drug. Such a powerful drug must be found.Thinking of this, I hurriedly smiled and said: I can definitely be fascinated. What I admire now is that I am promising.
Ximen was extremely proud and said: Brother, take the antidote first, let’s talk about it. Tonight, you and I will relax and be happy here. We will go to see the great beauty of Qingyun Sect for a while tomorrow, haha.As he said that, he took out an antidote and gave Zeng Shu to the subdue, and then gave him one to each of the two women.
Zeng Shushu, who took the antidote, was able to recover in a moment. Looking at Ximen Da who was proud, he couldn't help asking: Where did you get this medicine?It's really amazing.
The second girl also started to cheer: It's Ah, this medicine powder is really amazing. She didn't know what was going on, so she collapsed in a daze.
That's it, let's talk about it, where did you buy this medicine?
Ximen laughed and said: Don’t ask about this.Brother, when it’s time to tell you, I will naturally tell you, come on, drink, drink.
Seeing that he never said anything, Zeng Shushu couldn't help but feel anxious. He absent-mindedly drank a few more drinks with him and said to him: This lust is really sloppy and refuses to tell the origin of this drug. Alas, what method can we use to deceive his drug?Seeing Ximen Da and Ernv Cups lustful as they were drinking, he suddenly had an idea and thought to himself: If you have it, it is better to use the trick to lead him out first, and then find a place where no one can deal with him directly. First, to eliminate harm to the people, and second, to avenge Senior Sister Lu, hehe.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but say: Brother Ximen, I am still unwilling to accept it. This beauty from Qingyun Sect is hard to come by. If you miss tonight, it will be hard to say in the future.
Ximen Avenue: Oh, brother, I advise you to give up. If the beauty is prepared, it will be difficult for us to start again.
Zeng Shushu said: That may not be true. Even if she has great skills, she probably wouldn't have expected that we would kill each other. In my opinion, we might as well give it a try.
Ximen drank a big sip of wine and said with a smile: Can you just try it out for kidding your life?Brother, don’t always worry about that great beauty. Now there are two beauties in front of you. Which one do you want?Brother, let you choose first.
The two girls also echoed: Is that true? What a beautiful person from Qingyun Sect? Isn’t we sisters enough for you to enjoy yourself?hehe.
Zeng Shushu ignored them and said to Ximen: Brother, what does rouge vulgar pink mean? Why don’t we go back and take a look secretly. It’s really not possible. It’s not too late for us to come back.
This sentence came to Ximen Da's heart. He hesitated for a moment. When he thought of Lu Xueqi's clear and cold face in his mind, he couldn't help but feel restless and said in his mind: This kid is really lustful, but what he said is not unreasonable. Besides, even if he is discovered, I can take the opportunity to escape at the critical moment.At that moment, he decided to pay attention and said with a smile: Brother, you are really undead until the Yellow River.Well, brother, I will accompany you for a trip. As for whether you will be back if you are alive, it is hard to say.
Zeng Shushu hurriedly stood up and said: Wealth and honor are in danger, and a good girl is willing to sacrifice her life.
Ximen laughed and said: I haven't heard of it.After saying that, he drank the wine in his glass and got up and prepared to leave.
Are you really going to leave?The two girls said with some dissatisfaction.
Zeng Shushu smiled and said: I will be happy with you next time, and this is a reward for you.As he said that, he took out two ingots of silver from his arms and threw it on the table, and followed Ximen Dayi and walked out in front and behind.
It's really disappointing!
Don't know how to be proud!
The two women who had received money looked at their backs as they walked away and sweared, and the fire that had just been raised slowly went out.
On the street, Zeng Shushu and Ximen Dazheng sneaked into Shanhaiyuan. They each had their own ulterior motives and were more careful when they walked. When passing by a deep alley, Zeng Shushu suddenly said: Brother, where did you get this medicine?It's mysterious, can you find a way to get some for me?
Ximen Avenue: Brother, why do you keep asking questions?Didn’t I say that, I will tell you naturally when the opportunity comes.
Zeng Shushu said: So, why don’t you give it to me?
Ximen Da was a little impatient. He was about to say a few words to him, but suddenly he seemed to find something again and hurriedly said: Shh!Listen, there are footsteps on the street ahead, as if they are the night patrol officers.
Zeng Shushu snorted and said: Official?It's time to come.
Ximen Avenue: When is the time?Don't cause trouble.
Zeng Shushu smiled and said: Give me the medicine, I won’t cause trouble.
Ximen said: When is it now? You are still in the mood to joke.
Zeng Shushu said: Are you talking and joking?Hehe, since you don’t want to give me the medicine, don’t blame me.
Ximen shivered and said: What's your fault?
Zeng Shushu said coldly: I'm blaming me for being ruthless.As he said that, he slapped out with his palm and instantly hit Ximen Da and flew far away.
oops……
Ximen screamed and fell heavily to the ground. Although he was also a martial arts practitioner, how could he withstand a master like Zeng Shushu?
What are you doing?Ximen Da roared angrily, and never expected that the person who had just called him brother would suddenly attack him.
Zeng Shushu said: What are you doing?Humph, it is naturally to eliminate harm for the people.
Ximen Da struggled to get up, but he was too seriously injured and could not get up for a moment. He said angrily: You...who are you?
Zeng Shushu said: It doesn’t matter to tell you now. I am actually from Qingyun Sect. The great beauty you just peeked at is my senior sister.
Ximen was shocked: What?You are...
Zeng Shushu smiled and said: Didn’t you expect it? I said, "You just give me the medicine obediently, and you have to force me to take action. You really want to suffer." After saying that, he walked to Ximen Da, groped on him for a while, then put the three bottles of strange medicine he found in his arms, and said: I was very grateful to you, but I didn't expect you to be so ignorant. This is no wonder I am.
Ximen Avenue: Since you are also from Qingyun Sect, why did you still peep at me just now?
Zeng Shushu said: What's so strange about this? Men are lustful and heroic. On the contrary, you are really impatient to live.
Ximen Da knew that he was not his opponent, not to mention that he was seriously injured by his palm. He immediately struggled to get up and said ruthlessly: OK, I misread the person. From now on, the world is far away. Let's take a look.
Zeng Shushu said: Want to leave?Humph, it's not that easy.
Ximen Avenue: What?You have already obtained the medicine, what else do you want?
Zeng Shushu said: If the woman you like was peeked at by other men while taking a shower, what would you do?
Ximen Avenue: It’s not me, you are more satisfying than me. What I said just now is even more lewd than me. Now you want to cross the river and destroy the bridge?
Zeng Shushu said: Whether I see it or say it, it is natural, but if you see it or say it, you have to die.As soon as the word "death" was revealed, he had already slapped Ximen Da. At this critical moment, a sudden scolding from the entrance of the alley instantly pulled Ximen Da back from the edge of death.
Who is there?What are you doing sneakily?
Zeng Shushu hurriedly stopped his moves. Hearing the sound, he saw several officials holding torches walking towards him with great might.
It turned out to be several officials who were here. You guys came just now. I happened to catch a thief and was about to take him to the yamen.After saying that, he kicked Ximen Da down and whispered: You guy is lucky.
The officials walked closer, looked at the two of them, and said to the leader: Who are you?What did you do when you ran out in the middle of the night?
Zeng Shushu hurriedly clasped his fists and said: Is Zeng Shushu, a disciple of Fenghuifeng of Qingyunmen, who just returned from the southern border to eliminate demons, and passed by this place, he saw this little thief climbing over the wall and doing things like chicken crowing and dog thieves, so he caught him when he saw unfairness on the road. Oh, this is the stolen goods found from him.As he said that, he took out a bag of silver from his arms and handed it to the head officer.
Ximen shouted: Unjustly, I am just passing by, not a thief, oh...
Zeng Shushu went up and kicked him again without waiting for him to finish his words, saying: Do you still dare to argue?People and physical evidence are there, but you still say you are not a thief?
Ximen screamed in pain and was unable to refute at all. The official said: It turned out to be an immortal from Qingyun Sect. He was really disrespectful. Recently, there was not much peace in Heyang City, so there would inevitably be a villain taking the opportunity to cause trouble. Now, if you have helped me, I will thank the people of Heyang City in advance.
Zeng Shushu said: Wherever you are, you are a hero, and eliminating violence and maintaining good deeds is my duty. Now the official commander is passing by here, so I will leave this thief to you. I have to take one step ahead and say goodbye.After saying that, he bowed to several officials and bowed, and then walked away happily.
Ximen Da looked at his back as he was leaving and cursed in his heart. Several officials had already stepped forward and locked him with iron chains. He hurriedly begged for mercy and said: Brother Guanmao, I am really not a thief, I am the road...
Stop it!Before he could finish his words, the head official scolded coldly and said: Look at your deer-headed rat, you will obviously not be a good thing at first glance. Can the prisoners caught by the Qingyun Sect disciples be wrong?Let's go, let's talk about what's going on when you have something to do.
Ximen Da was in pain and stammered: I... I'm not a thief... I...
What are you?Get out of here quickly.The official weighed the purse in his hand and shouted loudly. Then a few people who were too lazy to talk about it pushed him, the thief, and brought him back to the yamen.
In Shanhaiyuan, Lu Xueqi, who was both ashamed and annoyed, was sitting in the room and silently feeling sulky. The moving tiles on the roof had already been repaired by her. But when she thought that her pure and innocent body had been cleaned by the abominable thief, she wanted to cut him into pieces.
Outside the house, the long-awaited footsteps finally came. Lu Xueqi hurriedly looked up and opened the door. She saw Zeng Shushu walking towards her with a dejected look.
how?Have you caught that thief?Lu Xueqi asked anxiously, and her body couldn't help but walk forward.
Zeng Shushu looked at her, sighed, and said: Oh, don’t mention it.After saying that, he didn't care about Lu Xueqi's reaction and walked straight into her room.
Lu Xueqi hurriedly walked into his house with him and said: What's going on?
Zeng Shushu didn't say anything, walked to the table and sat down, then poured himself a glass of water, took a few sips, and said: I was caught, but later he ran away.
Lu Xueqi said: What?He is amazing?
Zeng Shushu said angrily: That guy is very cunning, I almost suffered his losses.
Lu Xueqi looked at him for a while and said: Have you ever been injured?
Zeng Shushu looked at her concerned expression and couldn't help but look at her, then quickly turned his head and whispered: That's not, but... Before he finished speaking, he started to drink water unnaturally.
Seeing that he looked strange, Lu Xueqi couldn't help but say coldly: It's just what?What’s wrong with you?Your heart is beating very hard now. Have you been poisoned?
Zeng Shushu hurriedly put down the water cup, covered Peng Peng's pounding chest, stood up and said: No, I'm just unhappy.I had already captured that kid, and I wanted to bring him over to you for disposal, but on the way back, I was careless and was so confused that he let him run away.Alas, Senior Sister Lu, it’s all my fault, I didn’t protect you well.
After hearing him, Lu Xueqi felt mixed feelings for a moment, and after a moment, she said leisurely: Have you ever seen his appearance clearly?
Zeng Shushu sighed, pretended to be calm and sat down again and said: It's dark, I really don't see it clearly!After saying that, he took out a broken book from his arms and threw it on the table.
Lu Xueqi was stunned and said: What is this?
Zeng Shushu took a sip of water, pretended to be nothing, and said: I didn't even open the thief's body, the black bun in the middle of winter. What's the matter?
Lu Xueqi glanced at him, then reached out to pick up the broken book and read it. But not long after, she snorted coldly, and threw the broken book in her hand to the ground like an electric shock.
What's wrong with Senior Sister?Zeng Shushu asked in confusion with confusion.
Lu Xueqi snorted, turned her back to him and said coldly: Do you really don’t know, or do you deliberately pretend to be confused?
Zeng Shushu said: Senior sister, what are you talking about?Why can't I understand at all?
Lu Xueqi said: Humph, stop pretending, what are the benefits for you to tease me with this kind of thing?When she thought of the picture that caught her eye in the book just now, she couldn't help but blush.
Zeng Shushu said: I really don’t know what’s wrong with this book?let me see.After saying that, he pretended to pick up the broken book and opened it to read it, and then said: Wow, it turns out to be this erotic picture. No wonder you are angry, senior sister.
Lu Xueqi snorted, turned around and said: Thank you for helping me catch the thief tonight, but now you can leave.
Zeng Shushu deliberately looked at the Chungong Shu again and again, and heard this and said: Ah?This...Sister Lu, I think I will be here to accompany you tonight. If there are any traitors or something, I can protect you too.
Lu Xueqi said coldly: No need, thank you for your kindness. You should go back to your room early to rest.
Zeng Shushu kept his eyes away from the picture, and smiled while looking: I'm fine.Oh, Senior Sister Lu, look, isn’t this posture very ecstatic?After saying that, he held the book and walked towards Lu Xueqi.
Lu Xueqi didn't expect him to be so bold. She hurriedly avoided like a frightened deer and angrily said: Be arrogant, hurry up and get out, otherwise don't blame me for being rude to you.
Zeng Shushu smiled wickedly: Hehe, what's wrong with just taking a look?Haven't you seen it all just now?
Lu Xueqi was both ashamed and angry, and snorted: You are also a disciple of Qingyun. How could you do such an rude thing? I am grateful to you for helping me catch the thief, but if you have any inappropriate thoughts, I advise you to give up earlier.
Zeng Shushu smiled and said: Since you know that I have immoral thoughts about you, then you still let me come to your room?It was midnight, and the lonely man and widowed woman lived in the same room. If she didn't do anything, wouldn't it disappoint God's kindness?
Lu Xueqi was extremely angry. She never expected Zeng Shushu to dare to be so flirted with her. She couldn't help but curse: Shameless, what's the difference between you and those prodigal sons?It really insulted my reputation as Qingyun Sect!Get out of here soon, or I will kill you.
Zeng Shushu said: Oh, why did you suddenly become so fierce?It's not that easy for you to kill me, but it's easy for me to molest you, hehe.As he said that, he waved the Chungong Shu in his hand a few times.
Lu Xueqi sneered and said: It’s up to you?
Zeng Shushu said: Just based on me, tell you the truth, Senior Sister Lu, in fact, I have wanted to be intimate with you for a long time, but I have never had any chance in Qingyun Mountain. Fortunately, this trip to southern Xinjiang gave you the opportunity to be alone. I originally wanted to confess to you and tell you about the pain of longing for the past ten years, but I didn’t expect you to have no favoritism for me.
Lu Xueqi snorted: Maybe I didn’t hate you so much before, but now, I really want to kill you with one sword.After saying that, he grabbed the Tianya sword beside him and wanted to take action, but suddenly he felt weak all over his body. The sword that he was usually very capable of is difficult to get out of the sheath at this time.
how so?Lu Xueqi's surprise was extraordinary and she was immediately scared to death.
Zeng Shushu smiled and said: Hehe, do you feel weak all over and can’t use any force?
Lu Xueqi said angrily: Bastard, what did you do to me?
Zeng Shushu said: I have done nothing to you now, but I will do a lot to you later, hehe.
Lu Xueqi was about to fall down at this time, and she was so supportive that she said weakly: Is that book poisonous?She really couldn't think of how she was poisoned, and the only explanation was that she touched the broken book.
Zeng Shushu closed the door slowly and laughed: Don't be afraid, I just put a little soft muscles on it. This was something I just searched from the thief, but I didn't expect it to work so well.
Lu Xueqi said: Did you catch that thief?
Zeng Shushu said: Of course, but don’t worry, I have killed him.
Lu Xueqi's eyes flashed and she said: Really?
Zeng Shushu said: Now, is it still necessary for me to lie to you?Say it, how do you want to thank me?How about it with me in the postures in this book?hey-hey
Lu Xueqi snorted and cursed: Despicable and shameless villain, I will never let you succeed even if I die.
Zeng Shushu said: Don’t worry, how could I bear to let you die?I will just slowly take off your clothes, then taste your skin inch by inch, and finally use my big baby to study your honey pot until we are dying together.
shut up!Lu Xueqi could no longer listen to his lewd words and couldn't help but say angrily: Dog thief, I can't kill you today, but I can commit suicide.After saying that, he used all his strength and swung his sword to wipe his jade neck.
Zeng Shushu didn't expect that she could have such explosive power after being hit by the soft muscles. He couldn't help but admire her cultivation level again. He hurriedly stepped forward and knocked her down with a long sword, then grabbed her slender waist and said: Senior Sister Lu, it's not that easy to die. Wouldn't it be a pity if her neck is scratched?As he said that, he couldn't hide his excitement, he stuck out his tongue and started licking Lu Xueqi's pink neck.
Lu Xueqi struggled and cursed: Dog thief, don’t touch me, stop quickly...
After a burst of madness, Zeng Shushu said with satisfaction: It smells so fragrant and sweet, Senior Sister Lu, your taste is really good, almost exactly the same as I imagined, hehe.
Lu Xueqi said with tears in her eyes: Zeng Shushu, you'd better kill me, otherwise I will make you regret what you did tonight.
Zeng Shushu said: Haha, we haven’t started to do what happened tonight, but since you said that, let’s start.After saying that, he opened his mouth wide and kissed Lu Xueqi's red lips hard.
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