Chapter 2 Dwarf Village

Under the righteous act of our group of people to act on behalf of the heavens, the Tengger thieves who had been harassing local villagers on the border of Roseta for a long time were wiped out.

I never held back when I killed thieves, and Yu Ni was also a ruthless group. Although Axue could not agree with our harsh style, her black magic was too powerful and affected too widely. Sometimes, although she had no intention of killing, a spell was sent out, and she killed several times more people than Yu Ni and me, which made her relatively lose the qualification to speak.

I kept saying that I didn’t want to kill, but you killed more than me, Ah Xue, I did a pretty job!

In fact, I don’t care whether it is upholding justice or practicing the law for heaven. The reason why I agreed to the request of the villagers, collected their meager rewards, and came here to fight with others was not the small rewards, but the wealth of the Tengger thieves itself.

Roseta is a dwarf country. The handicrafts exported from foreign trade are exquisite and meticulous, and have great value in the market. Especially some magic weapons can often be sold at amazing numbers in the auction hall. The Tengger thieves committed crimes on the border of Roseta. In addition to looting villages, they also often attack merchants and travelers. They must have accumulated a lot of good goods in their hands. We took the lead in black and thought we could have a good income.

Thieves like Tenger are all erratic whereabouts and are difficult to grasp. If ordinary followers rely solely on the guild to provide outdated information, it is difficult to find them. However, as an international police officer, Yu Ni can read the information from Cihang Jingdian and local police units. We filtered them one by one from hundreds of letters of help and easily found the traces of the target.

Yu Ni Yuhong is a first-class policeman with a strong sense of justice and responsibility. Although they could get a lot of information in the past, they were all used to eliminate evil and capture thieves, and would never use it for personal gain.However, Yu Ni is now affected by the Blood-Devouring Curse and almost obeys me. Not to mention simply getting information, even if she wants her to let go and kill the elderly, weak, women and children, I don’t think she will disobey.

Correct intelligence, coupled with the secret paths provided by local people, can catch the enemy off guard. The next thing is just a question of whether the tactical planning is successful and whether your own strength is strong enough to defeat the enemy.Just like many battles in the past, you will rarely fail to win by using secret attacks on the light and having a mindfulness or not.

But the most important key to winning is that our strength is one of the best than the enemy.

In terms of the level of the thieves, Tengger is already the first choice. Although the number of people is not large, it combines mercenaries and magicians from other races. The equipment is also excellent. However, in terms of combat layout, they are only capable, but cannot integrate well. The magician and the one-eyed trolls fight each other without cover. For me, who is specifically looking for other people's flaws, this defect is already fatal.

The enemy's main combat power was restrained by me. Although there were a lot of shrimp soldiers and crab generals left, they were all mixed. Yu Ni and Axue attacked together, and the outcome was decided almost instantly.Although from a tactical perspective, I would have fought the enemy alone with the main combat power, which was a major planning failure, but the result was still ideal.

In addition to the increasingly powerful lustful god summoning beasts, my winning capital doubled when I left the East China Sea.

Muto Ran’s Sea God Palace contains many treasures left behind during the Warring States Period five hundred years ago.In the dark age where human lives are like ants, the level and technology of manufacturing weapons far exceed that of today. Many widely used artifacts at that time have now been lost and have become sky-high treasures that are rare in the auction hall. When Famit was building the Palace of Sea God, he placed many of his spoils in the Palace of Sea God. When he needed it, he used sub-space links to summon and use them. But now his predecessors have passed away, and these things are useless and I will take some of them.

Advanced artifacts often have level problems when used. They are not strong enough. They either use ineffectively or they are sucked away the essence of the body as soon as they are activated.Therefore, in the battle of the East China Sea's Ling Island, the treasures I could bring to use are all very few who ignore the level differences. Only after I left the East China Sea and my cultivation level increased day by day could I use more things.

The Water Spirit Demon Ring worn on the middle finger of my right hand contains several water spells. As long as I input magic power, the spell will be automatically cast.I don't need two powerful high-level spells in it for the time being, but the small and flexible counterattack spell has become my favorite. I can always kill the enemy unexpectedly. I would never encounter a water magician inland.

The fire butterfly sword spear hanging at the end of Baigui Pill looks fancy and cute, but it has a very sharp auxiliary effect. Whenever the sword blade is stabbed out, three red butterfly fire darts will form around the blade edge. The sword swings once and hurts the enemy everywhere. The actual effect is very good. I heard that a style of killing ghosts crying and howling in the sword spear is sealed, but I haven't noticed it for a while.

The gold and silver gloves contained in the bag, gold in the left hand and silver in the right hand, are the secret treasures of the ancient sect Pili Sect. When touching the surface of the object, it can absorb and extract the gold and silver elements contained in the object.The gloves have limited effectiveness and cannot be done with gold and silver. However, it is no problem to make a little sand gold and broken silver. It is a treasure used by Famit before the completion of the magic of the world, helping the young man to settle the problem of money.

These three things, combined with the sage bracelet on my wrist, almost made me walk around the world and go all the way. In fact, for magicians, magic and supernatural artifacts are enough. Those high-powered spells or artifacts that are very exhausting, if one blow is not the same as handing over your life to the enemy, which is not as good as these middle and lower-level convenient magic.

Entering the treasure house of Tengger Robbers, most of the things I searched for were mainly wealth. These guys probably had unobstructed sales channels and did not leave us any magical tools, which was a bit regrettable.As for judging the authenticity of gold coins, the grade of gems, the age and value of antiques, Yu Ni and I have professional standards in these abilities. Mao Yan'an is even more of a big expert, and there will never be any regrets of leaving pearls.

John, look, this cat's eye stone has a well-proportioned color and is a top-notch product. Recently, some people have purchased it in the market and can be sold at a good price.

Yu Ni picked up a cat's eye ring from the jewelry that fell all over the ground, and her face showed the happy smile of an ordinary girl when she saw beautiful things.Compared with her previous arrogant and hated everything, she now looks like a different person and spends all day happily. This may be a successful new life.However, I spent a lot of effort to adjust and weaken the influence of evil lotus on her, and changing her name to me was the most important step.

The word "Master" cannot be easily expressed. These two words alone are enough to make the lay Buddhist Xindeng settle accounts with me, but other titles are not suitable.At that time, after a long consideration, Mao Yan'an made a suggestion, asking Yu Ni to call me my name without adding any other titles.

This is the simplest and most convenient way to call you young people. Don’t you like to call this the most when you are in love?

It’s no big deal to call me, but the hints Mao Yan’an made in his words made me feel terrified.

Hello!Uncle, you...

Nephew, you are now a popular hero on the earth. You already have a famous reputation. You can get a lot of money at your fingertips, but women... you can't just play some tricks of masters or sex slaves all your life, right?

I like to play with my big-tits apprentice sex master, please care about me!

You have an identity now and need something that matches your identity.If you have a girlfriend with a formal status, you will be more easily accepted by others when you walk around the world, at least you won’t be attacked by defenders. You know, this industry likes to promote some fairy tales and heroes. Besides, it’s a bit normal interpersonal relationship and is good for your physical and mental condition. You won’t be too withdrawn and psychologically perverted.

How can you be called a psychopath?What did you say when you asked me to leave her behind?You said you were just using her as a comforting person. Now you are talking about me physically and mentally healthy? Are you clearly trying to play with me, right?

...Don't, don't press the knife against someone's neck at any time...Uncle, I... just hope you live a bright and positive life!

Regardless of Mao Yan'an's nonsense, his suggestion was still adopted later. The reason was not because I wanted to live a bright and positive life, but just to give Mr. Xindeng and Yu Hong an explanation and act like a gesture, so as not to be thought that I would hold Yu Ni around me as a female slave or a cheap laborer.

A cheap laborer, Xiao Axue is very useful. I can’t even collect tricky people like Yu Ni that falls from the sky.It is a ridiculous way to claim that Yu Ni is my lover in normal relationships. This ridiculous approach is just to give Mr. Xindeng an explanation at that time, and by the way, we can also talk about some birds of words that we are treated with courtesy, and there is absolutely no super friendly relationship.

But it is easy to make others believe these words, but it is difficult to make Yu Ni understand them.The effect of the evil lotus blood-sucking curse is too strong, making Yu Ni like a slut. She only knows how to do everything she can to me, but she completely doesn't listen to what I say and turns a deaf ear to my request.

A beautiful meat doll who knows nothing except sex... sounds great, but in life is not just about sex. When we have to take care of other problems, we are very worried. In the end, I tried every means to treat it, which made Yu Ni look closer to normal, rather than a thirsty meat puppet who rushed to pounce on me and hug me when I saw it...

Looking at Yu Ni's straightforward smile in the sun, she looked like a handsome and beautiful boy. It is hard to imagine that just two years ago, she had a deep hatred for a man in her heart, and her whole body was as thorny as a cactus.

Lesbians may not be perverts, but Yu Ni was 100% a psychopathic lesbian who pulled her sister to the path of destruction.Compared to now, if anyone saw her debauchery in my bed at night, I think no one would believe that she was once a lesbian…

As if he noticed my sight, Yu Ni jogged to me, and he could touch his ears with a little handsome but boldness: Do you want it?It won't work here, I will definitely compensate you well tonight...

The cheerful and soft voice and the kiss in my ears really made me feel ridiculous.I was for no reason and was forced to come over. Is this the retribution for the fact that I used to force good men to become prostitutes?

Putting aside the unnecessary thoughts, everyone began to transport the things they found down the mountain.Mao Yan'an and I rode a horse, pulled several wooden carts, put the things on, Yu Ni drove the way forward, and A Xue was responsible for breaking the back, and everyone walked slowly down the mountain.The largest bandits nearby have just been burned and snatched away by us. There is no need to worry about other thieves coming to get a share of the pie.

According to past practice, among the ten percent of the property, Axue and Violet account for one, Yu Ni account for one, uncle account for half, and the remaining 75% are kept by me and taken away by myself.However, Yu Ni is a priceless laborer who doesn't spend money at all, and the portion she gives her will come back to me; A Xue's money is either eaten by Violet or donated by her to the poor and weak people, so the economic situation of the two of them is not rich.

It is inconvenient to carry a large number of gold coins on it, and those high-priced gold and silver products also need to be sold at a place. Therefore, the ideal place is to find a town as soon as possible, hand over the things to the Trail Chaser Guild Office there for safekeeping, and then transport them to the metropolis for auction, so as not to be burdened and dangerous with you.If possible, bringing things to human cities for sale will be a better price due to language communication, but this is the border of Roseta, and the closest Trailers Guild Office is located in a dwarf town.

Uncle, I asked you to find out about the location in advance. Do you know the location now?

Oh, the business team I met two days ago told me that from here, I climbed two hills eastward, there was a dwarf town. If you had a faster pace, you could arrive before dark and just happened to have a good sleep there.

For us who have been sleeping in the wild for several days, it is indeed very attractive to have a clean large bed, soft pillow, and have a comfortable sleep. Yu Ni and Axue immediately cheered, jumping and laughing hand in hand.

Well, I came to the border of Roseta several times, and I hurriedly walked away every time. I didn’t have any chance to formally contact those dwarves. This time it was an opportunity...

Unlike the elves who were powerful enough to build a country, those dwarves who were born with skillful hands were scattered on the side of the mountains and mines in Roseta.They do not occupy a certain area like orcs, and they maintain certain exchanges with other races.

If it weren't for the fact that humans knew how to use magic technology to make alloys and special spells, this race that was stronger than humans in terms of craftsmanship and creativity, would have monopolized the casting list of all magical weapons and weapons on the earth.The royal family of humans and elves often hired them to help build temples and palaces with great expenses. The degree of magnitude is breathtaking, but the dwarves themselves have no special hobbies for this kind of architecture and would rather live in a simple thatched hut.

I didn't have any chance to contact them before, but this time it happened. I immediately made up my mind and prepared to buy a few items and take them to a big city for processing. I could sell them at a good price by replacing them.

In order to hurry up and arrive before the sun sets, we boarded our horses and set off for the dwarf village immediately.

Yu Ni rode in front first. From the back, she looked very heroic. If it weren't for the long blonde hair, she would almost be like a handsome boy under the sunset.

Axue is not good at riding horses, and still rides on the back of the violet, and rides it fast and steadily. Because I pulled a cart, the two horses in Maoyan'an carried the gold and silver they had seized, carrying the most weight and walked the slowest. However, in order to facilitate negotiations, I made up for us on Maoyan'an Road. In addition to buying a book or two for us to read it immediately, I also described it endlessly.

Dwarves are natural craftsmen, good at building and casting weapons, props and ornaments. The dwarves in almost every legendary story have this characteristic. The style of the works is opposite to their rough appearance, which is quite precise and detailed.

Most dwarves live in caves under the surface, not necessarily naturally formed caves. They just dig underground to build complex underground passages and kingdom palaces in order to facilitate raw materials.Occasionally, there are settlements similar to those formed by humans building houses on the surface, but they are a minority after all.In addition, they like to celebrate, drink, and have a straightforward personality and a simple and heroic personality.

Mao Yan'an said: Dwarf men are usually thick but not tall, look a little bloated, have a big beard and long hair.In their case, beards are a symbol of status and dignity, so shaving or burning their beards is a great insult.

I have heard of these ordinary knowledge a little, but after he said it in detail, he still found it very interesting. Even Yu Ni and Axue behind him listened with relish.

That's right, uncle, have you dealt with dwarves before?

Of course, I traveled all over the world and was proficient in languages ​​of various races. How could I not know such a small matter?In fact, I also have many tourist guides, and I sell them for money by writing travel notes.

In this way, can you tell me what the Dwarf women look like?I'm very interested in knowing.

Mao Yan'an shook his head and sighed: Alas, nephew, you will be disappointed in this regard.Most of the images of dwarf women are as strong as men and have a bloated figure, but their facial expressions are much gentler than those of men who are frightened by their eyes. However, because they are short and fat, they even have a beard, so it is impossible for them to have any beautiful beauties.

This... I'm going to the dwarf village after a while, I don't have to go to a prostitute?

After a moment of hesitation, I strangled the horse without saying a word, turned around and left.

Hello, what are you doing?

After running a few steps, Mao Yan'an was stopped in front of me and said: No need to be so realistic. When I heard that there was no beautiful girl, I would leave immediately, right?

I can still accept the fat girl who is not beautiful, but the hair grows on her mouth. Who knows if they even have hair on their butts?I really can't stand this anymore. Uncle, be good, let me have a way out.

Nonsense, since it is here, it must be implemented to the end, how can we escape?I……

It was obvious that there was a tug and pulling, and A Xue, who was behind, caught up with the violet and hurriedly said: Uncle, are you saying true?However, Sister Yu Ni said differently from you, and the book is not like this.

This statement obviously hurt Mao Yan'an's self-esteem. He glared and said angrily: Nonsense, how could I be wrong with my understanding of dwarves?Will that little girl Yu Ni have seen more worlds than me?Otherwise, tell me what the dwarf looks like?

Yu Ni just looked at me and smiled, and didn't say anything, and A Xue didn't look up. She flipped the book in her hand and murmured: The book says that dwarf women have cute appearances. Although they are shorter, most dwarf women have plump figures, big breasts, upturned butts, delicate and stylish, like exquisite statues of beautiful women. Why do you say that although the sparrow is small, they are all complete?

How is this possible?Mao Yan'an snatched A Xue's book with his hands. It's not a pornographic book. How could all races be beautiful...

The voice suddenly stopped, Mao Yan'an stared at the writing, stupidly there, I leaned closer to see a few big words written on the cover of the book.

‘Never speak of lewd · Published by Minming Study Room of the Pure Land’

The awkward silence lasted for a while, and the two old men did not intend to explain why the book appeared.The uncle silently put this spring guide in his arms, but I turned my horse's head and continued to ride my horse.

Entering the dwarf village is a new experience.

Two years ago in Sara, I had experience with the dwarves during the meeting of the League of Nations. The important officials of Roseta I met at that time were all dwarf men. Although they were only 140 cm tall, they were almost all strong men with muscles all over their bodies. They had a round figure like beer barrels and had big beards on their faces. Although they all looked like real and powerful men, they were far from the standards of handsome men.

But for the first time I met a dwarf woman, the experience gave people a stunning feeling.Walking into this strange town made of large and small loess caves, I saw the legendary dwarf women. By human standards, it may be a bit controversial to say that they are beautiful women, but absolutely no one will regard them as ugly women.

The same average height of 130 to 40 cm, the dwarf women are small, all with all internal organs. The most rare thing is that they can't see fat and bloated figures, all of whom have big breasts and fat buttocks. Moreover, because they are petite and short and fast, the scene of their butts twisting at high speed under their short skirt when walking, like the legendary electric buttocks dancing, which also has different beautiful spring scenery with the floating and sinking of a large number of mermaids swimming naked in the East China Sea.

The most special thing is that when asked about their names, they are almost all overlapping bisyllabic names, such as Bobo, Xiangxiang, Yaoyao, Baby, An'an... The series of names are so me that I almost thought I had entered the hotel and was surrounded by a group of beautiful and coquettish restaurant girls.

Hello, uncle, didn’t you say that the female dwarf is fat and swollen, and has a beard on her face. It’s impossible for a beauty to have?What's going on now?

Do you blame me?What I am talking about is common sense in the orthodox fantasy world. It is not my fault to be born in this world where the eighteen forbidden things are everywhere.

After being hit by an inexplicable blow, the bad middle-aged man was depressed for a moment and was so depressed that he hid in the corner of the wall to play with it. His body seemed to be covered by a layer of dark clouds. However, before we could persuade him, he seemed to have figured it out, and jumped up with a new life and took the lead in running to a hotel. When we finished the check-in procedures, he was already holding two beautiful dwarf waiters and ran to the room upstairs.

John, where did he go?

Just as you can see, you actually opened the room.

But...isn't this a pure hotel and not doing special business?Moreover, the dwarves are not friendly to humans, and dwarves women will not do it with human men casually...

When you encounter that bad middle-aged man, forget the common sense of the normal world. No matter what common sense it is, it will automatically turn into a pornographic world around him... Humph, I was still complaining just now, but in fact he is the real peerless demon.

He said angrily, but in fact, I admire my uncle's skill in taking the girl's skills, and he will always be ruthless and accurate. In the future, I will reach this age. I wonder if he has such ability as him, so he can get into a young girl without using violence, confusion, threats, etc.

Everyone has their own luck, so I don’t have to envy my uncle’s blessing too much, because when I was paying tribute to him with admiration, there were also a bunch of envious eyes around me, looking at the two beauties on the left and right beside me?

The cute and silly Axue, with the special tailoring of the magician robe, held her chest and highlighted it. Her big round and white breasts were about to burst out with her breathing movements. Her plump skin shines, making people reluctant to look away at first sight.

The clear and beautiful Yu Ni, the flat upper body, a mini skirt highlights the slenderness of the waist, and is more generous and naked, the most proud legs of the feather women, slender and fair, with beautiful lines, and white boots on the soles of her feet. She has a bright and handsome look in her sexy look, stealing everyone's eyes.

These beauties with different styles, one on the left and one on the right, stunned more than a dozen guests in the hotel lobby and competed for envious eyes, especially when I accidentally hugged my left hand against Axue's waist and gently pinched her thick and fleshy round buttocks. I clearly heard a sudden sound of breath coming from behind, and I laughed in my heart.

John, uncle is gone, let’s go to have a meal first.

As if she was interested in competing with A Xue, Yu Ni leaned over intimately, hooked my right arm with one hand, and her small breasts that were not prominent were closer to my arm, showing envious intimacy among others, especially the attachment shining in her eyes. Sometimes even I would be confused by it, and I couldn't tell whether this was an illusion or reality.

After completing the housing procedures, the three of us went to have a meal together. The golden ratio of one man and two women made the bearded dwarfs in the hotel keep stabbing my back with cursed eyes, but they have long been used to hugging me left and right, but they focus on the surrounding scenery.

The men of the Farrell clan have made too many enemies. Whenever they go to a new place, they have to concentrate on studying the escape route to avoid the enemy suddenly rushing out, causing me to die without a complete body. But this time it was not for this reason, but I was carefully admiring the architecture of the dwarf craftsmen.

This is just an ordinary hotel, not a temple or a sacrificial hall, without particularly gorgeous and detailed carvings and decorations, but in the overall construction, it has shown a lot of craftsmanship. Under the semi-cave loess cave building, crystal stone slabs are laid on the ground to replace ordinary bricks and stones.

The crystal excavated from nearby mines is polished to be brighter and more dazzling than mirrors. The minerals that should have been valuable are cheaper than fragile glass because they are too close to the origin. They are used as building materials to guide the underground waterways in a cleverly spaced apart, bend and refract the reflected color light, forming a natural guide light, which is more interesting than any text sign.

In the semi-open-air cave restaurant, as soon as we sat down, the dwarves automatically delivered cool fresh-beef juice. Although they also strongly recommended homemade beer, first of all, I don’t want to drink wildly with a group of bearded dwarves and go crazy. Secondly, these guys stared at Yu Ni and Axue, as if they wanted to get us drunk and do something... In order not to let too many people die here tonight, I think I’d better stay awake.

Oh, the dwarves are basically a pure and upright race. Although they have the habit of being messy after getting drunk, they do not drug the drink. This kind of thing is always something that only humans have.

Rosin lamps were lit around the restaurant, and the strong pine aroma dissipated the damp heat in the air, making people feel appetite, and feasted at the roast beef in front of them.

When we were dining, the wall panels under our feet were full of clear crystals, and the colorful tiny swimming fish came and went, making people feel as if they were in a fairyland outside. They also taught me how to see the dwarf craftsmen’s wise eyes and the excellent architectural techniques accumulated from generation to generation.

(It's a pity that Ah, if Zhizhi is here, she must have liked watching these things...)