Chapter 5 Wall Forest King's New Clothes

Wall Forest, the capital of Solancia, the holy land of the elves, a long time ago... When I was still in Alibuda, I thought I would never have the chance to step into the Wall Forest in my life. After all, my hands were covered with the blood of elves. Not to mention the capital of the elves, even if I entered Solancia, I would probably be killed immediately.

So, the strange thing that happened now is really incredible. When the journey finally arrived at its destination, I stepped on the land of the Wall Forest, and in front of me was a large group of elves lined up respectfully, beating drums and drums, welcoming me, an enemy who had slaughtered many of their compatriots.

Looking around, the elves lined up at the forest entrance were not only ordinary civilians and soldiers, but also some royal families and nobles. They were handsome and looked noble and generous in their simple clothes. They knew they were not ordinary people at first glance.

When I first visited Baghdad, I was welcomed by a large group of people, but in terms of pomp, it was far behind now. Even the princes and nobles in China came out to welcome him together. With such a great face, I am afraid that even the President of the Gorgeous Flower Federation or the Master of Xinchan would not be able to enjoy it, let alone a third-rate character like me.

Listening to the noise of gongs and drums in my ears, the fireworks were roaring; looking at the lively scene of countless elves waving and clapping their hands, I almost thought I was in a dream, and even Leng Linglan, who was standing beside me, was stunned.

No... impossible...How could Solancia have such a moral character?

I can understand Leng Linglan's surprise, because everything that is happening now gives people a sense of incongruity. Before, I was with Solancia's soldiers, and it was obvious that they could feel their hostility. It was just that the high priest regarded me as a guest of honor, and these elves did not attack me immediately. Although they were full of dangers, this was a normal reaction.

However, at this moment, those who lined up to welcome me not only came out to line up, but also had a kind smile on their faces, and waved happily at me, as if I was not their blood debt enemy, but a super distinguished guest they sincerely welcomed. How could such a thing be possible?

I have neither the virtue of a saint nor the aura of domineeringness. If I have any extraordinary charm to influence my enemies, it is really a fart in farts. Even I don’t believe it, but the unreasonable facts are in front of me at this moment. If they were forced to come out in line, I can still understand this, but how can the smiles and attitudes on their faces be explained?

Also, the most ridiculous point... Is this really Solancia?The elves should hold a solemn and solemn ceremony. What's going on with this carnival-like atmosphere now?

As soon as I mentioned this, Leng Linglan immediately nodded vigorously, expressing her incomprehension, especially when she saw fireworks explode in the air, transforming into a VIP John.Farrell, when the world's most lewd evil man came to the elf kingdom, we knew we were still awake, but we could no longer help but doubt our rationality.

If all this is not a dream, then the elves want to break the dull ancestral rules and learn human culture, which may be a good explanation, because after the brilliant fireworks shine in the sky, a team of elf girls in beautiful clothes walked out of the forest, all of whom were young, with a childish smile on their faces, dancing hands and feet, coming out with light steps, jumping out.

Welcome, warm welcome.

There is no mirror, but when I hear the children shouting these eight words enthusiastically, I know that my face must be ugly.

A simple sentence, warm welcome. Just the beginning, the group of children were neatly arranged and made the same move, even the expressions on their faces were similar, or they should say... they all had no expressions. They opened their arms, raised their hands, and sang in a sounding passionate but stereotyped voice.

Welcome, honor welcome.

Welcome, sincere welcome.

Welcome the great war god, the stars in the sky, the helmsman on the earth, the Fa~~ General Reil~~ When singing here, all the children bent down and bowed together, saluted in our direction, and sang the second half of the words in this posture... Come to Solancia.

If Solancia really wants to learn human culture, then the scene I see is undoubtedly a symbol of their failure in learning.

Pulling out ignorant children to perform welcome performances is a very stupid type of human behavior and is extremely bad. I don’t know what to be happy about watching children come out to do this?Is it because children don’t know how to fake it, and when they listen to children’s congratulations, do they think they are really great?

However, if a child who does not know how to lie does something against his will, this behavior is not only despicable, but also... the person who does this kind of thing must be very self-confidence, so he needs to do something that he deceives himself to build confidence. Maybe he is usually impotence in bed, so he needs to rely on the cheers of children to maintain his self-esteem. For example, the useless man Leng Qiji likes to do this trick the most. After listening to the cheers of young children, he will take the person to the harem and listen to another voice.

Seeing that Solancia didn't learn anything good, but she learned the big shortcomings of this human being, I felt a chill. When I looked at Leng Linglan again, I found that she was also gray. At this time, the sound of deafening music resounded throughout the sky. I was about to talk to Leng Linglan when a palm suddenly rested on my shoulder. When I looked back, I saw that it was a smiling high priest.

Uh, why are you showing up now?

I was about to get off the car just now, but the girl was so charming that I couldn't help but squirt it again. Hehe, anyway, the welcome ceremony is to welcome you. Just look at these parts in the front, and I'll be fine when I catch up with the climax.

The high priest calmly tied his clothes and gave me a thumbs up, saying that the beauty I gave him was indeed the best, which made him very enjoyable.

At its peak?What's the meaning?

I asked a question in confusion, but immediately realized that the lustful old man, the high priest, can be said to be lawless and unscrupulous, and could make him not mess with women and do some serious things. One is Lehman, and the other is the current King of Solancia, Gelins. According to this scene, it is naturally King Gelins to come out.

When you meet Your Majesty later, there is one thing you want to mention to you first to prevent you from making mistakes without your knowledge. That would be a Bag Wild Deer.

The high priest said it seriously. I thought to myself that King Gerlins and the high priest had been together for many years, and they would not be a good person, but after all, they were the king of a country and were not easy to offend on others' land, so I listened with Leng Linglan.

Your Majesty himself is kind and does not show off his airs. Brother, you are the VIP guest he specially invited. Logically speaking, there will be no problem.But Your Majesty is very important to your clothes. When you see Your Majesty, you will immediately praise your clothes for your beauty, and he will be very happy.

Oh, I thought there was something, it was a little bit of a thing, but why do I have to praise my clothes?Usually, it is more effective to flatter the king from other places. It would be meaningless to praise the good-looking clothes, right?

This... brother, you don't know that the clothes His Majesty has worn in recent years are very special and have a unique beauty. If he is not a true wise man or a wise man, he would not be able to experience that noble art.

The high priest, who has always been shameless, actually said hesitantly this time. I felt something was wrong, and suddenly I thought of an ancient story in my mind.

(No, right? Although everything I saw after coming to Solancia is ridiculous, it is still the priest of a country, and it will never really be...

I was not sure whether this ridiculous thought would come true. At this moment, the deafening music suddenly stopped and there was silence around me. Then, cheers burst out again. I looked along the sound and saw a long red carpet appearing at the entrance of the forest, noble and grand, floating in the air half a foot above the ground, maintained by magical power.

As the red carpet appeared, petals sprinkled from the sky around him. A tall figure slowly stepped forward, followed by several followers. When the people present saw this figure, they cheered even more. It was King Glens of Solancia who appeared.

I didn't know much about this elf king in the past, but now the first impression I saw when I first met was a leader with a strong sensation.

The elves have long years of youth. Although King Greens had several children, he was not old at all, he was tall and tall. He walked along the way, and had the majesty of a leader.The most rare thing is that many elves have outstanding appearances, but few have strong muscles. The body of this elf king has a tangled muscles, from head to toe, like a perfect statue of a man. From a distance, it even gives people a feeling of an unfalling giant rock.

This is really a bit surprising. I thought that King Greens was indulging in alcohol and sex, and even if his body was not fucked, he would not be much healthy. Unexpectedly, he was such a strong man with such a strong muscle. His strong muscles could be seen at a glance, which contained strong energy and strength after years of training.

(Strangely, Bernanke once said that he and Glens were in poor health, and that was not good, so I needed to treat and give advice. But from this point of view, Glens' body is stronger than a lion, so there is no reason not to do that. Is Bernanke talking nonsense? Or is there another hidden truth?

I pondered this question, but it was not worth mentioning at all compared to another notable question in front of me. From the moment King Greens appeared, Leng Linglan's eyes widened because the muscles of this super macho king were really amazing, and why can we clearly know that this macho man's muscles were amazing?

Because... I walked up all the way with my head held high, and from time to time I would pose in a few positions like a bodybuilding coach, highlighting the strong muscles of King Greens, who walked out naked and generously.

We are all knowledgeable and have seen many people with great storms, but the dignified king of a country and a powerful king like Solancia, he actually walked naked in front of the people, his expression was so satisfying, and he could even be proud. This kind of thing really didn't even think about it.

If I had a choice, I wanted to escape and pretended that I hadn't seen anything. Unfortunately, King Greens walked towards me straight, and I had no place to hide... It was really strange. He should have dug a hole to bury myself. Why was it that I wanted to find a place to hide?

This is John.Farrell?I've heard of you for a long time...

King Greens came to me, and his whole body seemed like a huge rock that could not fall, making me feel breathless.He looked down at me, looked up and down, and laughed: A handsome talent, it is indeed a handsome talent!The Farrell family has an excellent successor.

Like a vocalist, King Greens' voice can be described as thick and gives people a good impression. Compared to Leng Qiji, King Greens has undoubtedly more kingly style.However, when it comes to quirks... these two kings are very good at fighting.

Tell me, what do you think of my new outfit today?

King Greens's question is really hard for me to answer. If it weren't for the high priest's advance tips, I wouldn't have been able to deal with it so quickly and calmly.

Your Majesty's clothes... are solemn in luxury, and are domineering and elegant in domineering. They are both formal and casual. More importantly, they have a unique sense of art. They are rare in the sky and difficult to find on the ground. They are the most suitable for Your Majesty's King's clothing.

The nonsense of flattery, even I don’t know what I’m talking about. Anyway, I try to say everything. My eyes are normal, how can I see that non-existent new outfit?But judging from King Greens' expression, he was very satisfied with my evaluation.

Hahaha, okay, well said, my new outfit is the peak of Solancia's current magic technology. Only true wise and wise men can see it. You have indeed not disappointed me, and it is not worth my hard work for many days.

King Greens smiled happily, but when I saw Leng Linglan next to me, she looked like she was about to faint. I didn't expect that the ancient fairy tale, the king's new clothes, actually had a realistic version, which was staged in front of my eyes. It's hard to say that King Greens was wise or foolish, but at least it was certain that he was probably an elf who usually didn't read human fairy tales.

I was originally planning to test you a few questions first, but you have passed the first level, and the rest... I will wait for me to drink three drinks with you before discussing.

King Greens held my hand and raised it high, allowing the countless elves around him to cheer together. At this moment, I really felt it was ridiculous.

Those who caused tens of thousands of dead in the war and sold hundreds of thousands of prisoners into slaves are 100% sinners from a moral point of view, but can become national heroes in their own country. This is already absurd. Sinners are sinners. Why do sinners become great men?

If it is ridiculous to be regarded as a great man in my country, then when I arrive at an enemy country, I will be regarded as a guest of honor. How should I think about this kind of thing?I killed their father and brothers, raped their wives and daughters, and sold their relatives and friends into slaves. Didn’t these elves feel anything about it?How could they have a way to laugh, or even clap and cheer?

When Ista, we were just a cooperation in interests. No matter how Ista’s soldiers obeyed me, I knew they would turn against each other sooner or later. I could feel this from each of them’s eyes and behavior, but I could not find the same feeling in these elves. When I entered the Wall Forest, every look I came into contact with was full of friendship and welcome. Although there were a few exceptions, the proportion of exceptions was less than 10%. Even Leng Linglan couldn’t figure it out and asked in surprise.

Are these elves crazy?If you kill so many of their compatriots, you are their mortal enemy. How could they welcome you so much?

...Probably because I am handsome.

Absurd, how can such a thing be happening in this world?

It's Ah, I think so too, then what else do you think I can say to you?

Leng Linglan was stunned and knew that I was speechless, so she fell silent, looked around, and focused on observing everything in the Wall Forest.

Unlike the kings of humans, Wall is not an artificial city, it is completely combined with natural trees. Looking around, countless giant trees stand towering, with thick and large trunks, with branches and trunks growing horizontally on each branch. There is a thatched house on it, and the elves live in it.

With these giant trees alone, no matter how good the construction technology is, it is impossible to build so many houses for all elves to live in. But if it is combined with magic technology, it is another matter.The level of elves in magic culture is unique in contemporary times, and their technology in using natural elements is far inferior to that of humans. The Wall Forest is full of thousands of towering giant trees. These giant trees are special. When they grow, they are guided by elves to enter their natural energy to provide them with nutrients for growth. This is how trees that grow so huge and far exceed the ordinary human world.

After the giant wood absorbs natural energy and grows, it also becomes a medium for the circulation of natural energy. I have read the documentary records before. When the war broke out in Solancia, the elves launched the energy contained in the giant wood to form a protective cover and cover the entire forest. Not to mention covering arrows, they could even block the attacks of artillery fire and intermediate magic. However, in contrast, it was a little bit of a problem to set up a floating magic array to let the house half-float on the branches.

The suspended magic array is invisible and shadowy, supporting the houses where the elves live, allowing the elves to walk in the air at the height maintained by the magic array without worrying about falling from a high place.

Living in the forest, using fire becomes the most important thing to be careful about. If you are not careful, you will cause a catastrophe. For this reason, I saw that every household has lights outdoors, but the lights are not fire, but the magic stone that releases light, which is colorful, and can identify ordinary households and shops based on their colors.

Various colors of light add color to the lush forests and leaves, as if countless gems are scattered among the forest, shining, and there is a unique kind of tranquil beauty compared to the lights of the human world.

Walking in the forest, there seems to be no way ahead, but whenever there are stunning places, the huge tree roots will automatically move away and form a passage. I walked among countless elves and looked up and saw many elves' women and children sneaking from the trees to see them. Their eyes were not so excited, and they felt rather confused. I was about to look closely, and the fog was flying around me, causing all the scenery to gradually fall into mist.

The center of Wall Forest is the Royal Palace of Solancia, which is supported by five huge trees. Each giant tree is far larger than usual in scale. It is as huge as a diameter of dozens of feet, making it hard to believe it is a creature. The trunk has been crystallized and shining, sometimes with blue ice and silver snow, magnificent.

Five giant trees are arranged in a circular shape, with dozens of branches extending and intertwining in the center of the embrace. A particularly powerful suspended magic array is set up. On this suspended magic array, there is a palace made of pure wood. Although it is not magnificent, it is sacred and solemn, especially when it is far away, I feel the powerful magic wave.

Amazing, how could this be the palace?It's just a fortress or temple...

I really admired it, but when I think of such a great building, a super-prime muscular man king who lives in the kingdom, and is still ruled by him, I feel really a bird.

In the history of elves, I don’t know how many humans have visited the Wall Forest, but among these humans, I should be the one who is most popular.

King Greens held my hand all the way into the palace, as if I were his friends for many years, and his intimate attitude made me almost think I met my biological father.

After entering the palace, the grand banquet was immediately set up. King Greens welcomed me with a state banquet. The various excitement during the banquet was self-evident. King Greens clapped his hands and called the palace dancers to perform.

If you see this scene in the eyes of scholars who study the elves ecology, it will definitely be shocked, because just like the traditional elves' customs are less polluted, it is impossible for the elves to have the pride and conservatism of elves to have something like a court dancer. If it was written in a travel story, it would be ridiculed that the habits of humans and elves are not different, but I have really seen this kind of thing.

Those elf girls with beautiful appearance and elegant manners had heavy gold ornaments hanging around their necks and waists, dancing and swinging their graceful limbs. The hem of the skirt could only barely cover their butts. There was nothing else in the lower body except the golden ring on their ankles. When they kicked their legs to the music, they were sexy and charming at that moment.

If such a dance is amazing and the beauty is between art and obscene, then the next scene will make me even more stunned.When the dance music ended, King Greens clapped his hands again, and the group of dancers retreated and replaced them with the group of elf dancers. Although they were not clear about their actual age, they all looked like girls around eight or nine years old in their humanity.

These elves have white skin and beautiful faces. It can be seen that they will definitely be beautiful when they grow up. Some of them are very familiar, as if they were shouting a welcome slogan at the entrance of the forest just now.They held small drums in their hands and were covered in translucent white gauze. Although they could not see the key points, their tender curves were fully visible. As they sang and danced, shaking their snow-white butts vigorously, I heard King Greens' loud applause.

When they were performing a welcome performance, you didn’t seem to be interested. I really appreciate this. Human culture has many advantages, but how can children use it like this?It is too inferior to letting children perform welcome performances.

King Greens looked at me and laughed: This is how children should use it!John Qing, you are unparalleled in the world and the humans on the earth are terrified. You can pick a few of them to sleep with you later. This is my wish, so don’t refuse, hahaha.

Listening to this laugh, I turned my head and looked at Leng Linglan behind me. Although I didn't say anything, I had a very clear meaning in my eyes, that is, this guy and your cheapness are the same. I think so, the kings of several powerful countries on the earth seem to have this habit, such as Leng Qiji, and King Greens. Roseta is a dwarf country, and adult women are no different from young girls. As for Ryan.Buffett... He is a genius and has no interest in girls, but he may be so excited when he sees a boy.

There is singing and dancing, and wine is a must. King Greens became a little excited and began to introduce my great achievements to the ministers at the table.In fact, with my popularity on the earth, I can be regarded as notorious. Even if I don’t introduce it, these elves have heard of my bad deeds. However, when King Greens opened the transparent screen and combined with actual pictures and charts, I told them in detail about my past murders, rapes, and rapes. Every time I said something, I had to applaud loudly. I really don’t know, whether this is a praise or a humiliation in public.

The whole banquet was like an unreal dream, and it was becoming more and more like a nightmare. Before I could not stand it, I decided to do the main thing first.

When King Greens came to cheer to me and asked me in a low voice if I had any special requests, from his eyes and tone, I thought he was probably asking me what kind of woman I wanted to sleep with, and I had no intention of this, and just simply expressed my interest in the bar in Solancia and hoped to go to the local bar to take a look.

What?Do you want to visit the bar?

King Greens exclaimed, and his voice was quite loud, which made everyone around him hear it, and it also made me want to deliberately low-key attempts to shatter. But thinking about it, Bai Laden and Lehman each had their own unspeakable plans, and I was not as good as they were in the calculations. Instead of blindly following the end, it would be good that some unexpected changes have occurred now, and maybe it would be able to disrupt the calculations.

However, King Greens' expression was extremely solemn, and even the beard on his face seemed a little more serious. My previous speculation was indeed good. There was no bar in the Wall Forest, or the meaning of the bar was not pure.

John Qing, you are really amazing. I have prepared this itinerary for you, but I didn’t expect you to take the initiative to propose that you are a wise man and a talented man who can see my new clothes. It really did not disappoint me.

Speaking of the new king's clothes that did not exist, I have to say that during the whole banquet, the naked king was still so arrogant and naked. If he only looked at his toned muscles, he could also be appreciated as an art of action. The problem is that when he walked, a certain part was shaking, which made people wonder what expressions to do. At least I would like to ask Leng Linglan what she thinks about this.

Don’t worry, everyone drinks happily tonight. When you come to Solancia, you will accept my hospitality. After you teach me important technology and benefit my country, you will naturally arrange a tourist itinerary for you. Not to mention visiting, even if you like it, it will be fine.

I don’t quite understand the meaning of this sentence, and I can’t ask in detail at this moment. When the state banquet ended, we were arranged to live in one by one. Basically, everyone still lived together and was not particularly broken up.Without Hua Gengsha, the Bai family's children still took care of themselves in an orderly manner. Leng Linglan lived with Linsai for safety reasons, and I lived next door to the two of their daughters.

After a day of exhaustion, anyone would want to have a good rest, but when I was lying in the room and closing my eyes, someone came to knock on the door. When I opened the door, I found that the person outside was Bi'anka.

Your Highness wants to see you.

The Your Highness in Bi'anka's mouth is naturally Lehman. With our current relationship, I just ran to see him like this. It was a dangerous thing no matter how you thought about it, but I thought it wouldn't be so soon. In addition, I really need to see him again, so I followed Bi'anka.

I thought that moving in the Wall Forest was all about walking, but unexpectedly, Bi'anka had a car. This wooden car, similar to the sled, was equipped with a magic stone on the bottom of the car, which was mutually exclusive to the suspended magic array, and generated power to move in the air. The design of the car was light and clever. The most rare thing was that it was almost silent when moving. If possible, I should have made a car like this to play with.

The wooden cart walked among countless giant trees, passing through branches and leaves, getting farther and farther away from the inn we were arranged, and even left the busy area in the center of the forest. Seeing that the surroundings were gradually becoming desolate and quiet, there were few people, I couldn't help but wonder, was it that Bi'anka not coming to pick me up and meet people, but wanted to take me to a secluded place to kill me?It's not reasonable to say, but Lehman is not my grandson, so I can't speculate on what he wants to do.

However, this guess was not realized because Bi'anka began to land the wooden car, which made me realize that the rocky land in front of me was the destination of this time.