Sir, the barbarians are gathering again!The blood-covered messenger woke Hank up, skillfully took out a cigarette from the superior's pocket, tied up a burning wood next to him and lit it. He took a deep breath before stuffing the cigarette into the superior's mouth.
Hank stood up with a cigarette in his mouth and glanced at his messenger: Are you okay?
Of course it's okay, the blood on my body is all from the barbarians!The messenger grinned and grinned, but his young face covered in smoke unconsciously twisted, obviously touching a wound on his body, but he still smiled: Sir, your usual practice of us is fierce, but thanks to those practices, we Crete can keep it until now!Although my brothers usually scold you behind your back, they are all very grateful to you now!
Hank smiled, bounced the dust on his beard, and sighed: We alone can't defend Crete... or thanks to her... But... Looking at the barbarians in the distance, Hank said contemptuously: Even if our Plato Principality is just a small country, these barbarians will not be presumptuous!
The battle to siege Crete started the day before yesterday. At the beginning, there were only more than a thousand barbarians, but Hank, who had received the information, sneaked out of the city with hundreds of green-clothed soldiers under his command, and set up an ambush. In this ambush battle, Hank used various rogue methods, and lime-packed pepper water emerged one after another, killing more than a thousand barbarians almost half of them. The remaining barbarians fled back in a mess. Hank immediately ordered the city gate to close, and sand and stones were piled up on the city walls, waiting for the enemy's large-scale attack.
The residents of Crete had long known that these barbarians had massacred the five cities they had cracked down, two of which surrendered themselves and were also massacred. Tens of thousands of people in the city, and only a few hidden in the sewers escaped. Therefore, every Crete seemed very calm about the war that was about to begin.
Even if we can't survive, we will never let these savages live a better life!
In the evening, the barbarian army finally arrived. Tens of thousands of barbarians not only occupied the open space in front of the city wall, but also divided a force of more than a thousand people to control the canyon at the back gate of Crete.
The terrain of Scorpion Tail is narrow, and many cities are built on the mountain, and Crete is no exception. The barbarians' actions naturally demonstrated their determination to massacre the city!
Instead of attacking immediately, the barbarians set up camp and created countless bonfires, just like building another city outside Crete. Seeing them drinking and barbecue and singing and rejoicing, Hank made a quick decision and led another 300-man city defense force to attack the enemy's camp at night.
But this time, he was trapped by the barbarians. There were less than fifty people in the city defense force who could return to Crete in the end, and the injuries on the messenger were also left at that time.
Only then did Hank realize that these barbarians were not really as rumored, they didn't even recognize words, and they lived in caves and were wearing leaves...
The barbarians began to attack the city in the early morning of the next day. The barbarian soldiers, who were not afraid of death, were naked, with colorful feathers on their heads, and strange patterns on their bodies. They held large swords and spears and even shields, and carried ladders to attack Crete's city walls.
This battle was extremely fierce. Although the barbarian soldiers who charged naked had heavy casualties, they had tens of thousands of people, and even if they lost hundreds of people, they could not move their muscles. However, Hank had more than half of them injured last night, and one less died in the siege. Although the volunteer army organized by Cretan residents helped, they were also in danger. On several occasions, they were attacked by the barbarians. They relied on the soldiers and the volunteers' counterattacks to repel the barbarians!
Tens of thousands of barbarians attacked such a small city. Even if they did not have powerful weapons, they could take it down in half a day if they really made up their minds. Hank knew this well, but what was shocking was that in the afternoon, the barbarians suddenly changed their combat strategy, sending only 500 people to attack each time, and only siege for an hour. Regardless of the consequences, they would withdraw their troops immediately, then rest for half an hour, and then sending another 500 people to attack!
There were even a few times when the barbarians captured the city. When they heard the sound of the gong, these guys left their empty positions, jumped off the city wall, and returned to the camp.
Hank was stunned for a long time, and finally realized that these barbarians were training soldiers with Crete... Perhaps they had attacked the Scorpion Tail area and had not encountered such strong resistance as Crete. The leader of the barbarians was ordering his soldiers to become familiar with the siege of the Donglai Continent as soon as possible. From this, it can be imagined that the target of these barbarians is not just the small Scorpion Tail area!
In fact, in each batch of five hundred people, various siege equipment made by barbarians, flying arrows, crashing cars, arrow towers, shield cars... Seeing the simple siege weapons that were even unable to even name their names were thrown into the siege battle by the barbarians, Hank's heart had already become cold.
The barbarian wheel-like attacks for three days have long dragged the psychology and physiology of every Cretan. The only thing that is full of energy is always the loud voice that sounds on the city wall. That is not Hank. Chief Hank's voice became hoarse as early as the first day of the battle. This bright loud voice is of course our Lord Eva!
Young men, cheer up. This is the bean bun made by our Ampa family's century-old secret recipe. If you eat one, you will never get sick. If you eat two, you will be invulnerable if you eat three.... Lord Eva pushed every soldier or volunteer who was sleeping against the city wall with a rainbow of momentum, and then forcibly stuffed bean buns and water into their mouths. There was always an optimistic smile on his fat face.
Aunt Eva, will you eat four of your bean breads immediately ascend to the immortal Ah!Some soldiers said to Lord Eva jokingly.
Cut, what's the best thing about ascension into an immortal? If you eat my four bean bags, you will never fall from now on... Being a man is also good!Lord Eva laughed wildly, grabbed a soldier with bean bags stuffed in his mouth and shook it twice, but found that the other party had no breathing. Lord Eva continued to laugh, just raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his head, and quietly wiped the corners of his eyes with the cover of his sleeves.
The soldiers were quietly put away. Lord Eva carried her big bamboo basket and continued to shuttle through the city. Similarly, dozens of Cretan women and even girls also carried various food boxes, trying to wake each soldier to let them eat and drink. Of course, most of the people on the city wall would never be woken up.
Eva, you're here to mess with my guys again.Hank walked over with a cigarette roll in his mouth and grabbed a bean bag in the basket with dirty hands, threw it away again in disgust, and picked up something to pick it up, but most of the bean bags in Eva's basket were pinched by him.
I asked you to go to San Walong to join your son, why do you always ignore Ah!Hank swallowed the bean bag in one gulp, took another sip of cigarette, and looked at the barbarians' queues that had left the camp, and all sizes of siege weapons were also set up, and he sighed.
I am from Cretan, why are I going to San Walong?Hank Ah, my kid is promising and sent a large amount of gold coins last month.Lord Eva's fat face was full of smiles, and she lowered her voice and said: Hank, do you know how many there are?Five thousand Ah, a full five thousand gold coins from the Saint Wahlong Empire...
What is five thousand gold coins? He is a magician!Hank looked like he had seen the market and said disdainfully: I heard that the magicians of San Hualong only had ten thousand gold coins for a month. This kid was unfilial to Ah and dared to embezzle half of it!
Save it, your kid hasn't brought you a penny back!Eva stuffed a bean bag into his mouth and said with a smile: You are jealous, I have known for a long time, you are jealous and I have given birth to a good son, haha!
Hank snorted, too lazy to pay attention to this vain woman, biting bean bag and looking at the barbarian army, her eyes as clear as water, and she was calm.
This should be the last one, right?Lord Eva stood beside Hank and said softly: I have counted it. There are less than one of the ten people who survived on the city wall, and I have no choice but to fight.
Even if you don’t have to fight, you have to fight. The barbarians have not learned the word surrender yet.Hank said calmly, but glanced at Lord Eva with the corner of his eyes. He actually picked up a big knife and said in surprise: Fatty, what are you doing?
Just fight... I said Hank, you dare to call me fat woman again. Believe it or not, I will cut off your brother!Lord Eva narrowed her eyes and gestured viciously in front of Hank with a big knife, then panted: This knife is so heavy, is there any gentle Ah!
Hank looked at Eva's fat body speechlessly, and said laughing and crying: You should save money, you can fight Ah, can you use your body to crush the barbarians to death?
Good idea Ah!Lord Eva's little eyes emitted light, he threw down the knife, turned around and walked towards the city wall. Hank was shocked: Eva, what are you doing?You really want to jump down and suppress Ah?
idiot!Eva cursed Hank disdainfully, and then started moving bricks beside the city wall: I throw the stones down and smash them to death. This is easier than swinging a big knife!
Hank's expression was dull and then slowly said: Eva, it doesn't matter if you stay here and work hard, but what about the noble guests in your family?Do you ignore them?
Eva was silent for a moment and said calmly: I am a Cretan, and I should die on the land of the Principality of Plato!
You can't be so selfish!Hank said a little angry: It’s not them these days. We are just a few people. Can we defend Crete?You really die like this, what should Miss Algerice do?With her personality, she will definitely die with you. Most of the people who came to defend the city in the past few days have come to Miss Agris.
A proud smile appeared on Eva's fat face, and hehe: Lina didn't come for me, the fat woman, she came for our Rigg!
Before the barbarians attacked the Scorpion Tail area, the entire Crete City... should be said to be the most sensational thing in the entire Plato Principality and even the Scorpion Tail area was that a magic drama crew from the St. Wallon Empire came to the Plato Principality to take a picture. The most attractive part of this shooting team is of course the actor Isarovi, the protagonist in "The Paladin of Skeleton", and the winner of the annual Star Award of the St. Wallon Empire: Miss Agris.
Naturally, most of the shooting locations of this magic drama were placed in Crete City, and nearly 100 people from the entire crew lived in Crete City, and Eva's small inn was even full of crowds. Not only did Agris live here, but even a group of great figures such as director and production gathered here.
The Ampa Inn would naturally not be the best inn in Crete, but Eva knew that the only reason why these big names live in their inn is because of his talented son who is far away in the city of Platinum.
The most talented double college entrance examination in the history of the Puerto Magic Academy, the difficulty of the entrance examination exceeds the magic graduate graduation examination. These topics have spread throughout Crete City with the chatting of the crew.
During that time, the smile on Lord Eva's face had never been restrained. Of course, I was so happy that Lord Eva was because of his gangster son who was actually a magic genius, but the more important reason was that Agris gave her a gift.
When Agris actually got up for the first time when he saw Lord Eva, he bowed to Lord Eva according to the ancient etiquette of the St. Wallon Empire. Lord Eva, who was at a loss, later learned that this was the highest etiquette that the daughter-in-law of the St. Wallon Empire would use when she met her husband's mother.
The most beautiful and famous star queen of the world actually admitted that she was her daughter-in-law. This made Lord Eva's vanity expand to an indescribable level for a while, but Lord Eva did not faint. Later, through the crew, he found out that Corna fans not only still had a mixed-up with their son, but also seemed to have a strange girl with blond hair.
Love corner Ah... Although the Principality of Plato cannot prohibit polygamy, that honor has always been a nobleman in the Principality. When he thought of his gangster son, he actually abducted three beauties, all of whom were magicians, Lord Eva felt that his fat head was about to blow up.
Are you mistaken, can this little broken shop withstand the jealous fight of three female magicians?
After getting the news, Lord Eva quickly came to the conclusion that Agris deliberately chose the shooting spot of this magical drama in Crete City, probably under the guise of filming, to compete for favor with her future mother-in-law.
Regarding Lord Eva's little concern, Lord Hank, the city defense officer of Crete, once sarcastically mocked Agris, who is Agris as your daughter-in-law. Are you not bad enough?
Then the barbarian invasion ignited a sky full of war. The crew of St. Warlon was naturally going to go home immediately. What Lord Eva did not expect was that because of her stubbornness, Agris actually stayed resolutely and did not retreat to the Duchy of Alexander with the crew, but accompanied her fat woman to die.
At that moment, Lord Eva really regarded this beautiful woman as beautiful as a fairy in the sky as her real daughter-in-law.
Over the past three days, Agris and her followers and the residents of Crete have fought countless times on this broken city wall. The beautiful Agris, dressed in white, was spotless and spotless, and will always be the most beautiful scenery in Crete. Seeing her, the soldiers on the top of the city are full of passion from their chests. Seeing her, the timid Crete citizens dare to use kitchen knives to chop at the brutal barbarians.
Fat mother, why did you leave Miss Algerice at home and run up alone?Hank took two steps before he remembered it and turned around and asked strangely.
Lord Eva showed a little embarrassed on her fat face, and she stuttered: They are exhausted, they are sleeping... Lina is a magician Ah. She has been using magic to treat injured people these days, and she is also exhausted.
Art magicians are also magicians. Although they are not proficient in combat magic, healing is the most basic spell of any magician. Agris has been healing wounded soldiers and citizens almost never to rest in the past few days. His magic power has almost been overdrawn to the limit. After returning to Ampa Inn yesterday, he fell asleep on the bed without even washing his face. Until today, when Lord Eva went out, she had not woken up.
Lord Eva had already told several Agris' loyal followers, and asked them to quietly take the sleeping Agris out of Crete.
Although the barbarians have completely surrounded the city of Crete, in the eyes of the magician, even if it is tightly surrounded, it is useless. You should know that the art magicians are best at creating illusions and illusions.
Although those followers of Agris were loyal to Agris, they had no noble belief in dying for a small country like Plato. Some even disagreed with Agris and Eva's stubbornness. That's why after making arrangements, Eva came to the city with confidence and boldness to prepare to throw stones.
Of course, Lord Eva would definitely not say these words to Hank. You must know that almost all the Cretans who can support them to this day worship Agris like a saint. You must know that Agris ran away by his entourage while sleeping. It is estimated that Cretan City will collapse without the barbarians.
Looking at the smug smile on Lord Eva's fat face, Hank spat angrily, as if he didn't like this stubborn fat woman, snorted coldly, and said: Be careful, the barbarian archery technique is very accurate!
Lord Eva said happily: No matter how accurate they are, are they as accurate as me?
Hank, who had a dark face, was silent and stopped talking.
In the distance, the barbarian war drums have sounded again!Another siege has begun.
Hundreds of barbarian soldiers howled and rushed towards Crete's dilapidated city wall. Every soldier who could still stand stood silently behind the city wall, with his face covered in blood and dust all over his indifference and calm.
No one commanded or declared, but every soldier already knew that this was the last battle before the fall of Crete, because behind these hundreds of barbarians, there were about a dozen neat barbarian formations.
In these static and unmoving square formations, the siege equipment made by the barbarians of Guan were so simple that they could not even remove the branches and leaves on many logs, no soldier guarding the city would doubt their power.
Hank picked up a long sword with a rolled blade and carefully wiped the blood on it with his sleeve. No soldiers shot an arrow from the city wall. After three days of defense, the combat resources in this small city had been consumed. Not to mention arrows, he could not even find a complete sword.
These little bastards are very excited. Did they take some medicine?The first time I saw Lord Eva who officially saw the barbarians charge, shrank his fat body, muttered to the dark crowd below, and suddenly muttered: I don’t know if the little bastard in my family has made Kona’s belly bigger... Lina is good, but it’s obvious that she is still a virgin. Alas... If I didn’t warn him at the beginning, I might have been upgraded to become a mother-in-law now... I would have let him mess around if I knew it, otherwise I would have continued like this and would be embarrassed to see the dead ghost in my family!
Hank laughed a little. He was really impressed that Eva could still think of these tricks at this time, but before he could even say a sarcastic word, the barbarians had already attacked the city wall.
During the attack in a few days, there were several bricks and rubble piled up under the broken city walls that had long been padded into vertebral slopes. The barbarian soldiers now didn't even need ladders and could climb up the city walls along the slopes. The city of Crete had no longer had people to clean up, so they just let it go.
Hank watched a colorful head poke out from the city wall. As soon as he picked up the knife, he heard the barbarian soldier screaming and fell down with his bleeding head. Hank was stunned for a moment, and saw the pride on Eva's fat face, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: You are really Ah!
That's right, it doesn't matter who my son is!Lord Eva waved his fat hand smugly, and a stone the size of a fist flew out, and then smashed a barbarian soldier who had climbed up. The soldier covered his blue nose and screamed in tears, but he refused to fall, which made Lord Eva smashed another stone on his forehead with shame. Then the barbarian soldier fell down the city wall unwillingly and rolled down the slope to the bottom.
Then two barbarian soldiers climbed up at the same time, and Lord Eva's stone was not enough. Seeing this, Hank quickly took a step forward and cut a enemy with one knife. The barbarian soldier screamed strangely, and the scimitar in his hand slashed at Hank's long sword. Hank turned his body slightly and kicked it. The barbarian soldier was very flexible. He twisted his waist and slanted his hips to avoid Hank's kick. However, his expression suddenly stopped, and he covered the back of his forehead and softened.
Hank didn't have to look at it, and he knew that Eva's stone had made another contribution. Regg was a little hooligan in Crete, and he usually caused trouble and returned to Ampa Inn. Eva's invincible stone casting technique was refined in the battle to defend her son. Of course, Regg had been smashed by her!
After all, Lord Eva was limited in physical strength, and he had never hit someone with such a big stone. He had already started to breathe. Hank stood at the gap in the city wall, almost numbly chopping the barbarian soldiers with a long knife. He was indifferent to the swords and guns that were greeted by him, and he was too lazy to even flash.
This desperate attitude and condescending terrain formed a situation where one man was at the gate of the gate and ten thousand men could not escape.
Hank, the walls over there have been lost.Lord Eva gasped, picked up the stones and threw them under the city wall, not watching it or not hitting the person. Hank said calmly: As long as I am still on this city wall, Crete will not be lost!
Eva laughed: You little city defense officer really take yourself seriously... Be careful!Before he finished speaking, Lord Eva's stone had already been knocked out, and just knocked an arrow shot at Hank away. Hank didn't even say Xie, but just raised his sword and chopped down another barbarian soldier!
With a loud bang, a thick giant tree, driven by dozens of barbarians, hit the already broken city wall. With the earth-shaking loud noise, a large section of the city wall finally collapsed completely. In the dust and dust, the barbarian soldiers made a roar and cheered loudly, and rushed towards the collapsed gap like a tide.
Hank and Eva both stared blankly at the gap in the city wall. Although they had long been mentally prepared for the fall of the city, when this moment really came, they still felt unspeakable.
Hank stood up with a cigarette in his mouth and glanced at his messenger: Are you okay?
Of course it's okay, the blood on my body is all from the barbarians!The messenger grinned and grinned, but his young face covered in smoke unconsciously twisted, obviously touching a wound on his body, but he still smiled: Sir, your usual practice of us is fierce, but thanks to those practices, we Crete can keep it until now!Although my brothers usually scold you behind your back, they are all very grateful to you now!
Hank smiled, bounced the dust on his beard, and sighed: We alone can't defend Crete... or thanks to her... But... Looking at the barbarians in the distance, Hank said contemptuously: Even if our Plato Principality is just a small country, these barbarians will not be presumptuous!
The battle to siege Crete started the day before yesterday. At the beginning, there were only more than a thousand barbarians, but Hank, who had received the information, sneaked out of the city with hundreds of green-clothed soldiers under his command, and set up an ambush. In this ambush battle, Hank used various rogue methods, and lime-packed pepper water emerged one after another, killing more than a thousand barbarians almost half of them. The remaining barbarians fled back in a mess. Hank immediately ordered the city gate to close, and sand and stones were piled up on the city walls, waiting for the enemy's large-scale attack.
The residents of Crete had long known that these barbarians had massacred the five cities they had cracked down, two of which surrendered themselves and were also massacred. Tens of thousands of people in the city, and only a few hidden in the sewers escaped. Therefore, every Crete seemed very calm about the war that was about to begin.
Even if we can't survive, we will never let these savages live a better life!
In the evening, the barbarian army finally arrived. Tens of thousands of barbarians not only occupied the open space in front of the city wall, but also divided a force of more than a thousand people to control the canyon at the back gate of Crete.
The terrain of Scorpion Tail is narrow, and many cities are built on the mountain, and Crete is no exception. The barbarians' actions naturally demonstrated their determination to massacre the city!
Instead of attacking immediately, the barbarians set up camp and created countless bonfires, just like building another city outside Crete. Seeing them drinking and barbecue and singing and rejoicing, Hank made a quick decision and led another 300-man city defense force to attack the enemy's camp at night.
But this time, he was trapped by the barbarians. There were less than fifty people in the city defense force who could return to Crete in the end, and the injuries on the messenger were also left at that time.
Only then did Hank realize that these barbarians were not really as rumored, they didn't even recognize words, and they lived in caves and were wearing leaves...
The barbarians began to attack the city in the early morning of the next day. The barbarian soldiers, who were not afraid of death, were naked, with colorful feathers on their heads, and strange patterns on their bodies. They held large swords and spears and even shields, and carried ladders to attack Crete's city walls.
This battle was extremely fierce. Although the barbarian soldiers who charged naked had heavy casualties, they had tens of thousands of people, and even if they lost hundreds of people, they could not move their muscles. However, Hank had more than half of them injured last night, and one less died in the siege. Although the volunteer army organized by Cretan residents helped, they were also in danger. On several occasions, they were attacked by the barbarians. They relied on the soldiers and the volunteers' counterattacks to repel the barbarians!
Tens of thousands of barbarians attacked such a small city. Even if they did not have powerful weapons, they could take it down in half a day if they really made up their minds. Hank knew this well, but what was shocking was that in the afternoon, the barbarians suddenly changed their combat strategy, sending only 500 people to attack each time, and only siege for an hour. Regardless of the consequences, they would withdraw their troops immediately, then rest for half an hour, and then sending another 500 people to attack!
There were even a few times when the barbarians captured the city. When they heard the sound of the gong, these guys left their empty positions, jumped off the city wall, and returned to the camp.
Hank was stunned for a long time, and finally realized that these barbarians were training soldiers with Crete... Perhaps they had attacked the Scorpion Tail area and had not encountered such strong resistance as Crete. The leader of the barbarians was ordering his soldiers to become familiar with the siege of the Donglai Continent as soon as possible. From this, it can be imagined that the target of these barbarians is not just the small Scorpion Tail area!
In fact, in each batch of five hundred people, various siege equipment made by barbarians, flying arrows, crashing cars, arrow towers, shield cars... Seeing the simple siege weapons that were even unable to even name their names were thrown into the siege battle by the barbarians, Hank's heart had already become cold.
The barbarian wheel-like attacks for three days have long dragged the psychology and physiology of every Cretan. The only thing that is full of energy is always the loud voice that sounds on the city wall. That is not Hank. Chief Hank's voice became hoarse as early as the first day of the battle. This bright loud voice is of course our Lord Eva!
Young men, cheer up. This is the bean bun made by our Ampa family's century-old secret recipe. If you eat one, you will never get sick. If you eat two, you will be invulnerable if you eat three.... Lord Eva pushed every soldier or volunteer who was sleeping against the city wall with a rainbow of momentum, and then forcibly stuffed bean buns and water into their mouths. There was always an optimistic smile on his fat face.
Aunt Eva, will you eat four of your bean breads immediately ascend to the immortal Ah!Some soldiers said to Lord Eva jokingly.
Cut, what's the best thing about ascension into an immortal? If you eat my four bean bags, you will never fall from now on... Being a man is also good!Lord Eva laughed wildly, grabbed a soldier with bean bags stuffed in his mouth and shook it twice, but found that the other party had no breathing. Lord Eva continued to laugh, just raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his head, and quietly wiped the corners of his eyes with the cover of his sleeves.
The soldiers were quietly put away. Lord Eva carried her big bamboo basket and continued to shuttle through the city. Similarly, dozens of Cretan women and even girls also carried various food boxes, trying to wake each soldier to let them eat and drink. Of course, most of the people on the city wall would never be woken up.
Eva, you're here to mess with my guys again.Hank walked over with a cigarette roll in his mouth and grabbed a bean bag in the basket with dirty hands, threw it away again in disgust, and picked up something to pick it up, but most of the bean bags in Eva's basket were pinched by him.
I asked you to go to San Walong to join your son, why do you always ignore Ah!Hank swallowed the bean bag in one gulp, took another sip of cigarette, and looked at the barbarians' queues that had left the camp, and all sizes of siege weapons were also set up, and he sighed.
I am from Cretan, why are I going to San Walong?Hank Ah, my kid is promising and sent a large amount of gold coins last month.Lord Eva's fat face was full of smiles, and she lowered her voice and said: Hank, do you know how many there are?Five thousand Ah, a full five thousand gold coins from the Saint Wahlong Empire...
What is five thousand gold coins? He is a magician!Hank looked like he had seen the market and said disdainfully: I heard that the magicians of San Hualong only had ten thousand gold coins for a month. This kid was unfilial to Ah and dared to embezzle half of it!
Save it, your kid hasn't brought you a penny back!Eva stuffed a bean bag into his mouth and said with a smile: You are jealous, I have known for a long time, you are jealous and I have given birth to a good son, haha!
Hank snorted, too lazy to pay attention to this vain woman, biting bean bag and looking at the barbarian army, her eyes as clear as water, and she was calm.
This should be the last one, right?Lord Eva stood beside Hank and said softly: I have counted it. There are less than one of the ten people who survived on the city wall, and I have no choice but to fight.
Even if you don’t have to fight, you have to fight. The barbarians have not learned the word surrender yet.Hank said calmly, but glanced at Lord Eva with the corner of his eyes. He actually picked up a big knife and said in surprise: Fatty, what are you doing?
Just fight... I said Hank, you dare to call me fat woman again. Believe it or not, I will cut off your brother!Lord Eva narrowed her eyes and gestured viciously in front of Hank with a big knife, then panted: This knife is so heavy, is there any gentle Ah!
Hank looked at Eva's fat body speechlessly, and said laughing and crying: You should save money, you can fight Ah, can you use your body to crush the barbarians to death?
Good idea Ah!Lord Eva's little eyes emitted light, he threw down the knife, turned around and walked towards the city wall. Hank was shocked: Eva, what are you doing?You really want to jump down and suppress Ah?
idiot!Eva cursed Hank disdainfully, and then started moving bricks beside the city wall: I throw the stones down and smash them to death. This is easier than swinging a big knife!
Hank's expression was dull and then slowly said: Eva, it doesn't matter if you stay here and work hard, but what about the noble guests in your family?Do you ignore them?
Eva was silent for a moment and said calmly: I am a Cretan, and I should die on the land of the Principality of Plato!
You can't be so selfish!Hank said a little angry: It’s not them these days. We are just a few people. Can we defend Crete?You really die like this, what should Miss Algerice do?With her personality, she will definitely die with you. Most of the people who came to defend the city in the past few days have come to Miss Agris.
A proud smile appeared on Eva's fat face, and hehe: Lina didn't come for me, the fat woman, she came for our Rigg!
Before the barbarians attacked the Scorpion Tail area, the entire Crete City... should be said to be the most sensational thing in the entire Plato Principality and even the Scorpion Tail area was that a magic drama crew from the St. Wallon Empire came to the Plato Principality to take a picture. The most attractive part of this shooting team is of course the actor Isarovi, the protagonist in "The Paladin of Skeleton", and the winner of the annual Star Award of the St. Wallon Empire: Miss Agris.
Naturally, most of the shooting locations of this magic drama were placed in Crete City, and nearly 100 people from the entire crew lived in Crete City, and Eva's small inn was even full of crowds. Not only did Agris live here, but even a group of great figures such as director and production gathered here.
The Ampa Inn would naturally not be the best inn in Crete, but Eva knew that the only reason why these big names live in their inn is because of his talented son who is far away in the city of Platinum.
The most talented double college entrance examination in the history of the Puerto Magic Academy, the difficulty of the entrance examination exceeds the magic graduate graduation examination. These topics have spread throughout Crete City with the chatting of the crew.
During that time, the smile on Lord Eva's face had never been restrained. Of course, I was so happy that Lord Eva was because of his gangster son who was actually a magic genius, but the more important reason was that Agris gave her a gift.
When Agris actually got up for the first time when he saw Lord Eva, he bowed to Lord Eva according to the ancient etiquette of the St. Wallon Empire. Lord Eva, who was at a loss, later learned that this was the highest etiquette that the daughter-in-law of the St. Wallon Empire would use when she met her husband's mother.
The most beautiful and famous star queen of the world actually admitted that she was her daughter-in-law. This made Lord Eva's vanity expand to an indescribable level for a while, but Lord Eva did not faint. Later, through the crew, he found out that Corna fans not only still had a mixed-up with their son, but also seemed to have a strange girl with blond hair.
Love corner Ah... Although the Principality of Plato cannot prohibit polygamy, that honor has always been a nobleman in the Principality. When he thought of his gangster son, he actually abducted three beauties, all of whom were magicians, Lord Eva felt that his fat head was about to blow up.
Are you mistaken, can this little broken shop withstand the jealous fight of three female magicians?
After getting the news, Lord Eva quickly came to the conclusion that Agris deliberately chose the shooting spot of this magical drama in Crete City, probably under the guise of filming, to compete for favor with her future mother-in-law.
Regarding Lord Eva's little concern, Lord Hank, the city defense officer of Crete, once sarcastically mocked Agris, who is Agris as your daughter-in-law. Are you not bad enough?
Then the barbarian invasion ignited a sky full of war. The crew of St. Warlon was naturally going to go home immediately. What Lord Eva did not expect was that because of her stubbornness, Agris actually stayed resolutely and did not retreat to the Duchy of Alexander with the crew, but accompanied her fat woman to die.
At that moment, Lord Eva really regarded this beautiful woman as beautiful as a fairy in the sky as her real daughter-in-law.
Over the past three days, Agris and her followers and the residents of Crete have fought countless times on this broken city wall. The beautiful Agris, dressed in white, was spotless and spotless, and will always be the most beautiful scenery in Crete. Seeing her, the soldiers on the top of the city are full of passion from their chests. Seeing her, the timid Crete citizens dare to use kitchen knives to chop at the brutal barbarians.
Fat mother, why did you leave Miss Algerice at home and run up alone?Hank took two steps before he remembered it and turned around and asked strangely.
Lord Eva showed a little embarrassed on her fat face, and she stuttered: They are exhausted, they are sleeping... Lina is a magician Ah. She has been using magic to treat injured people these days, and she is also exhausted.
Art magicians are also magicians. Although they are not proficient in combat magic, healing is the most basic spell of any magician. Agris has been healing wounded soldiers and citizens almost never to rest in the past few days. His magic power has almost been overdrawn to the limit. After returning to Ampa Inn yesterday, he fell asleep on the bed without even washing his face. Until today, when Lord Eva went out, she had not woken up.
Lord Eva had already told several Agris' loyal followers, and asked them to quietly take the sleeping Agris out of Crete.
Although the barbarians have completely surrounded the city of Crete, in the eyes of the magician, even if it is tightly surrounded, it is useless. You should know that the art magicians are best at creating illusions and illusions.
Although those followers of Agris were loyal to Agris, they had no noble belief in dying for a small country like Plato. Some even disagreed with Agris and Eva's stubbornness. That's why after making arrangements, Eva came to the city with confidence and boldness to prepare to throw stones.
Of course, Lord Eva would definitely not say these words to Hank. You must know that almost all the Cretans who can support them to this day worship Agris like a saint. You must know that Agris ran away by his entourage while sleeping. It is estimated that Cretan City will collapse without the barbarians.
Looking at the smug smile on Lord Eva's fat face, Hank spat angrily, as if he didn't like this stubborn fat woman, snorted coldly, and said: Be careful, the barbarian archery technique is very accurate!
Lord Eva said happily: No matter how accurate they are, are they as accurate as me?
Hank, who had a dark face, was silent and stopped talking.
In the distance, the barbarian war drums have sounded again!Another siege has begun.
Hundreds of barbarian soldiers howled and rushed towards Crete's dilapidated city wall. Every soldier who could still stand stood silently behind the city wall, with his face covered in blood and dust all over his indifference and calm.
No one commanded or declared, but every soldier already knew that this was the last battle before the fall of Crete, because behind these hundreds of barbarians, there were about a dozen neat barbarian formations.
In these static and unmoving square formations, the siege equipment made by the barbarians of Guan were so simple that they could not even remove the branches and leaves on many logs, no soldier guarding the city would doubt their power.
Hank picked up a long sword with a rolled blade and carefully wiped the blood on it with his sleeve. No soldiers shot an arrow from the city wall. After three days of defense, the combat resources in this small city had been consumed. Not to mention arrows, he could not even find a complete sword.
These little bastards are very excited. Did they take some medicine?The first time I saw Lord Eva who officially saw the barbarians charge, shrank his fat body, muttered to the dark crowd below, and suddenly muttered: I don’t know if the little bastard in my family has made Kona’s belly bigger... Lina is good, but it’s obvious that she is still a virgin. Alas... If I didn’t warn him at the beginning, I might have been upgraded to become a mother-in-law now... I would have let him mess around if I knew it, otherwise I would have continued like this and would be embarrassed to see the dead ghost in my family!
Hank laughed a little. He was really impressed that Eva could still think of these tricks at this time, but before he could even say a sarcastic word, the barbarians had already attacked the city wall.
During the attack in a few days, there were several bricks and rubble piled up under the broken city walls that had long been padded into vertebral slopes. The barbarian soldiers now didn't even need ladders and could climb up the city walls along the slopes. The city of Crete had no longer had people to clean up, so they just let it go.
Hank watched a colorful head poke out from the city wall. As soon as he picked up the knife, he heard the barbarian soldier screaming and fell down with his bleeding head. Hank was stunned for a moment, and saw the pride on Eva's fat face, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: You are really Ah!
That's right, it doesn't matter who my son is!Lord Eva waved his fat hand smugly, and a stone the size of a fist flew out, and then smashed a barbarian soldier who had climbed up. The soldier covered his blue nose and screamed in tears, but he refused to fall, which made Lord Eva smashed another stone on his forehead with shame. Then the barbarian soldier fell down the city wall unwillingly and rolled down the slope to the bottom.
Then two barbarian soldiers climbed up at the same time, and Lord Eva's stone was not enough. Seeing this, Hank quickly took a step forward and cut a enemy with one knife. The barbarian soldier screamed strangely, and the scimitar in his hand slashed at Hank's long sword. Hank turned his body slightly and kicked it. The barbarian soldier was very flexible. He twisted his waist and slanted his hips to avoid Hank's kick. However, his expression suddenly stopped, and he covered the back of his forehead and softened.
Hank didn't have to look at it, and he knew that Eva's stone had made another contribution. Regg was a little hooligan in Crete, and he usually caused trouble and returned to Ampa Inn. Eva's invincible stone casting technique was refined in the battle to defend her son. Of course, Regg had been smashed by her!
After all, Lord Eva was limited in physical strength, and he had never hit someone with such a big stone. He had already started to breathe. Hank stood at the gap in the city wall, almost numbly chopping the barbarian soldiers with a long knife. He was indifferent to the swords and guns that were greeted by him, and he was too lazy to even flash.
This desperate attitude and condescending terrain formed a situation where one man was at the gate of the gate and ten thousand men could not escape.
Hank, the walls over there have been lost.Lord Eva gasped, picked up the stones and threw them under the city wall, not watching it or not hitting the person. Hank said calmly: As long as I am still on this city wall, Crete will not be lost!
Eva laughed: You little city defense officer really take yourself seriously... Be careful!Before he finished speaking, Lord Eva's stone had already been knocked out, and just knocked an arrow shot at Hank away. Hank didn't even say Xie, but just raised his sword and chopped down another barbarian soldier!
With a loud bang, a thick giant tree, driven by dozens of barbarians, hit the already broken city wall. With the earth-shaking loud noise, a large section of the city wall finally collapsed completely. In the dust and dust, the barbarian soldiers made a roar and cheered loudly, and rushed towards the collapsed gap like a tide.
Hank and Eva both stared blankly at the gap in the city wall. Although they had long been mentally prepared for the fall of the city, when this moment really came, they still felt unspeakable.
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