Chapter 314 Sexy jokes

Qiu Ruohan has long black hair, her beautiful eyes are gently closed, and all she can see is her long and slender eyelashes, her straight and delicate nose, her moist and soft red lips, and her delicate and smooth cheeks. She is so delicate and charming.

A plain white gauze wrapped her slender and graceful jade body. Her elegant color matched her extraordinary temperament. Chu Jiangnan secretly swallowed his saliva, and the gentle color in his eyes was quickly replaced by the lust of love.

The beautiful and charming face seemed to keep sending tempting invitations to him. Chu Jiangnan couldn't help but approach the flawless face, gently sniffing the elegant fragrance emitted from her body, and his eyes greedily swallowed her proud and stunning face.

But just standing stupidly, it is obviously impossible to satisfy Chu Jiangnan. This is the same as the inability to convert spiritual food into physical rice and flour.

Not long after watching it, Chu Jiangnan suddenly felt an urge to touch her. Of course, he knew how soft and smooth the delicate skin was, and how sweet and sweet the beautiful red lips were. Because he had experienced all these things personally yesterday.

Desire defeated the reason without any effort. The thoughts in his mind gradually turned into actions. Chu Jiangnan, who decided to succumb to his animal desire, stared at Qiu Ruohan's soft and boneless body, and could no longer see.

Chu Jiangnan smiled evilly, sat by the bed, then put his clothes on his back and lay down beside Qiu Ruohan, relaxed his right arm, and slowly hugged her slender waist that was not worthy of grip.

Ah…Who is it…

Qiu Ruohan woke up immediately and struggled hard, but when he saw Jiang Nan's appearance clearly, his delicate body instantly softened.

Chu Jiangnan leaned over to Qiu Ruohan's ear, bit her tender earlobe, and said softly: Ruohan, brother is here to wake you up, why can't you get up after the sun is burning?

Qiu Ruohan's slender waist was held by Chu Jiangnan's big hand, and he suddenly felt a current suddenly hitting his whole body, his heart pounding like a deer, pounding sound.

Her waist was lightly twisted, her beautiful eyes were shy, Qiu Ruohan said in a sweet voice: It was obviously early now, and if it weren't for your... that... that... I'd gotten up early...

that?

Make bad?

Chu Jiangnan laughed silently, knowing that he was inappropriate, so he laughed dryly. In order to change the topic, he hugged Qiu Ruohan's delicate body tightly, and said shamelessly: Since it is still early, let's continue to sleep!

Qiu Ruohan's pretty face flushed, spat lightly, glanced at Chu Jiangnan with a charming look, and said shyly: Who wants to continue sleeping with you?

Anyway, we all slept once yesterday.

Chu Jiangnan laughed twice, and continued to adjust the jade man in his arms. He was born again and again, and then he just closed his eyes and did it three times and four times...

Oh...what are you talking nonsense, and you don't know how to be ashamed...

Qiu Ruohan suddenly blushed when he heard this, and said angrily: "What are you doing with your eyes closed? You really can't spit out ivory..."

Ruohan, at this moment, I realized that you are such a woman who dares to act and behave.

Chu Jiangnan's eyes flashed with a cunning look, and he looked surprised and said in confusion: You don't like to do it with your eyes closed. Hehe, I don't like it either. Of course, you have to do it with your eyes open to make it fun?Hehe, why not let's give it a try now.

Hearing Chu Jiangnan shy himself in such unscrupulous and lewd tone, Qiu Ruohan still couldn't bear it even though he had an intimate relationship with him, and said anxiously: You... a bad guy... can you really be embarrassed to be willing to be willing...

OK OK OK I'm wrong, I'm OK, I'll apologize!

Chu Jiangnan smiled and stopped teasing her. He gently stroked Qiu Ruohan's soft and smooth waist with his big hands, but without further action. He smiled and said: Why don't I tell you a joke?

Qiu Ruohan felt the heat coming from the palm of Chu Jiangnan's waist through the gauze dress. He nodded gently, turned anger into joy, and said playfully: That's enough to make a joke.

It is guaranteed to be funny, but can it be called a joke if it is not funny?

A smile appeared on the corner of Chu Jiangnan's mouth, which was very lewd. After thinking for a while, he lowered his voice and said: One day, the elephant asked the camel and said: Why do your breasts grow on your back?The camel replied: Die away, I won’t talk to what JJ has on his face.The snake laughed wildly after listening to the conversation between the elephant and the camel.The elephant turned her head and said to the snake: Smile, you have a face that is not qualified.

A classic joke that was pirated from later generations and is well-known to everyone on the Internet, but Qiu Ruohan did not laugh. He could not hold back that, but he did not smile at all.

Is this a joke?

Qiu Ruohan looked confused and said in confusion: Why don’t I find it funny at all?

Chu Jiangnan was greatly hit when he heard this and felt extremely depressed. Did he come to ancient times and exchange his talent for telling jokes in his previous life for his talent for learning martial arts?

Seeing that Chu Jiangnan didn't say anything, Qiu Ruohan pondered the joke he had just told again, but didn't find anything funny, so he asked: Young Master, what are the things you are talking about?

Chu Jiangnan suddenly realized that Qiu Ruohan was an ancient person, so he did not understand such a hidden metaphor. However, this also shows that she was pure in her mind, not infected by bad aura, and was a flawless girl.

If this joke was told to Ye Ziwan and Bing Yujie from Miaoyufang last night, even if they hadn't heard of Mimi and JJ before, they would definitely be able to guess the meaning of Chu Jiangnan's tone, and they would definitely be inseparable.

So you don’t know what is Mimi and?

Chu Jiangnan deliberately reread the pronunciation of Mimihe, with a malicious look on his face, like a weasel who wishes a chicken a New Year, and said with a wicked smile: Then I will explain it to you?

Tell me quickly, I want to know.

Qiu Ruohan nodded with a delicate smile, and she smiled like flowers blooming in the mountains, extremely beautiful.

Chu Jiangnan smiled and said with a shy face: The Dharma is not passed on to Liu Er, please come over and I will tell you quietly.

Seeing Chu Jiangnan's mysterious appearance, Qiu Ruohan, who did not recognize his evil nature, was also aroused his interest. Besides, now that he was lying in his arms, what else could he feel embarrassed to hurriedly leaned Zhen's head against her neck, and his exquisite earlobes were close to his lips.

Chu Jiangnan shamelessly gave Qiu Ruohan a detailed and vivid explanation of the meaning of Mimi and **. It was almost like I was undressing. You took off your clothes and had a live show.

Bah, you bad guy, what are these?

Qiu Ruohan’s teeth gently bit her soft lips, her plump and towering peaks rose and fell, trying her best to suppress her shyness. She was so shameless...

Chu Jiangnan smiled lewdly and didn't say anything. Under his burning eyes, Xu Yueye's face turned red when he was seen, and he lowered his head and said coquettishly: You are not serious, and you can say anything shameful...

Didn’t I explain this to you after your strong request?

A hint of swaying appeared on the corner of his mouth, and Chu Jiangnan laughed and said: Now you should understand the meaning of that joke, right?It's not funny.

You really hate it, you're so terrible...

Qiu Ruohan clenched his pink fist and gently pounded Chu Jiangnan's chest symbolically, and pretended to be angry: You bad guy, you are not just telling jokes, you are clearly a hooligan.

Ah……

Chu Jiangnan screamed shamelessly and covered his chest with his hands, as if he was not a pink fist from the beauty, but a palm of Zhou Xingxing's Tathagata's magic palm.

Hearing Chu Jiangnan's loud screams, Qiu Ruohan suddenly panicked and asked hurriedly: Brother, what's wrong with you? Did I accidentally hurt you?

A smug look flashed in Chu Jiangnan's eyes, and then he shook it away again, and he thought to himself: Qiu Ruohan was broken by himself yesterday, but now he has even dropped his IQ and can even hurt him with a light punch. Wouldn't he just take two steps and be as breathless as a cow and can't walk anymore?How to do intelligence work like this?Isn’t it because I had too much blood yesterday and I’m anemia!

Taking advantage of beautiful women is the strength of lustful men. Chu Jiangnan took the opportunity to bury his head deeply into Qiu Ruohan's plump and towering breasts, round and jade-like jade breasts, bursts of elegant fragrance drifted into his nose, refreshing the heart.

Qiu Ruohan's plump and huge, warm and firm Yufeng and Chu Jiangnan's face had the closest contact. The scent of hot fragrance spread from her chest to Chu Jiangnan's nose and then to her heart, and a raging desire rushed upwards.

When he woke up in the morning, he was full of blood. Chu Jiangnan couldn't help but feel a sensation in his heart. The giant sleeping object under his crotch instantly stood up, raised his head and wanted to try to compete with the God.

Qiu Ruohan suddenly felt a hard and hot guy pressing his smooth and flat belly tightly. As a person who has experienced it, she knows what it is without having to look at it. With a whim, her jade face is like a cloud of clouds and said coquettishly: You big bad guy, a big pervert... I haven't tried enough yesterday, but now I'm here again... I'm not here anymore...

You thought this was a playhouse, but you wouldn't come if you didn't say you wouldn't come. Chu Jiangnan smiled slutty and said with a saliva: Ruohan, you are so beautiful, so I can't help but want to be with you...

Before he finished speaking, Chu Jiangnan's original intention was not to speak, but to distract Qiu Ruohan's attention. While leaning sideways, his strong and powerful arms tightened, and Wen Xiang's arms were immediately filled with warm fragrance, and Wen Yu was hugging him, and two plump and soft and heavy pressed against his chest.

Ah…No…

Qiu Ruohan cried out in a coquettish voice, caught off guard and Chu Jiangnan, who was lying on his side, had the most comprehensive hug. His delicate body struggled slightly and refused to give up easily.

Chu Jiangnan smiled evilly, and a lustful hand quietly slid into Qiu Ruohan's gauze dress, stroking the gentle, soft, plump and smooth breasts of her breasts.

Qiu Ruohan felt like he was being hit by the pain in an instant, and his mind was empty. Chu Jiangnan was easily disarmed. He took the pink underwear to his nose and smelled it. The faint fragrance overflowed, which made people feel refreshed.

A gauze dress and an underwear are not really challenging or difficult for a lustful man who is good at dressing. Then he quickly pulled himself away, and his pair of erotic hands were slapping Qiu Ruohan's soft body, stroking, rubbing and rubbing her, making her feel so full of gasps.

Well, no, Ah...shamed...don't touch there...so shameful...

I don’t know that Chu Jiangnan violated the secret part of Qiu Ruohan’s body, which caused her to moan loudly.

He knew what was going to happen next. Qiu Ruohan hurriedly wanted to get rid of him. Hehe, reserved and shy women are always men's favorites.

Chu Jiangnan knew that she was not really unwilling to do so, but she was just unable to let go now, perhaps because she was afraid that she thought she was a casual woman.

The lustful man was so moved that he could not withstand the temptation that Qiu Ruohan wanted to refuse. He reached out and spread her pink and smooth legs to the sides and leaned towards her private parts.

Big brother, it’s daytime now!

Qiu Ruohan's eyes were full of spring, and his heart was shy, and he whispered: "Shame... So shameful..."

What's so shameful about this? Hehe, we were also during the day yesterday.

Chu Jiangnan's eyes suddenly became more and more evil, and his greedy eyes kept looking at Qiu Ruohan in front of him.