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Chapter 1 The Corpse Receiver

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The sun is the most vicious in mid-July, and it is even more burnt at noon, but Chen Guangda was full of joy and went out directly against the sun. Although he was about to attend a funeral, this was also a happy thing for him, because once the person died, his business would come, even if... his old classmate died!

After stepping on his second-hand Santana 3000, Chen Guangda habitually glanced at the funeral supplies behind the car. After confirming that there was a lot of things, he drove to the funeral scene. The slightly noisy speaker soon sounded the voice of his dream lover Su Tong, gently and sweetly spreading the news to everyone.

Lightning!My brother just received another big order, with a project volume of more than one billion. You should come out to celebrate such a happy thing...

Chen Guangda picked up his phone and sent a WeChat message. He smashed the air conditioner that was not very powerful. A burst of music quickly sounded during the radio, and his Xiaomi phone also jingled, and he heard the same sweet voice as on the radio and laughed: No!Little bad guy, I will help my colleagues take the shift tonight. Let’s meet again the next day. It’s still live broadcasting, so I won’t say much!

Oh ~ This little voice is so sweet~

Chen Guangda screamed in great excitement. Although he had not met Su Tong, the photo of Su Tong on the radio was really beautiful. I don’t know how many times he had fought with his left and right hands. As long as he thought of Su Tong’s long black silk legs, Chen Guangda wanted to die directly on her belly to enjoy it.

A solemn and solemn sorrow suddenly came from outside the car, directly interrupting Chen Guangda's fantasy. He hurriedly drove the car to a pile of white wreaths, and stretched out his head to look at himself who had already started to gain weight in the mirror. Although this is not the figure that a 28-year-old man should have, he always feels that being fatter is more like a boss!

I cry harder, I can't cry and I don't give money...

Chen Guangda got off the car and roared at several old women. A group of full-time mourning old women immediately burst into tears, and the sorrow and joy also doubled. Chen Guangda quickly took the opportunity to order two eye drops and rushed into the yard with a wow.

A corpse covered with linen was lying straight in the living room, but Chen Guangda was not afraid at all. He threw himself on the corpse and cried and shouted: My good brother Ah, why are you leaving? How can you live by leaving us old classmates?

Six sons!Six sons!Don't be too excited, people cannot be resurrected by death, you should be mourned and follow the changes...

Several old classmates ran up and grabbed Chen Guangda, and their eyes couldn't help but feel moist. Chen Guangda was experiencing death for a while before stopping his crying. He turned around and squatted in front of a young woman dressed in mourning and said mourningly: Sister-in-law!You should also be mourning and follow the changes. If you have any problems at home in the future, just say that your business will be mine in the future!

Thank you Liuzi...

The young woman had already cried and nodded with a numb expression. Chen Guang stood up with tears in his eyes and walked out of the house to set up a mourning hall. He had been loading a car of main products before, and he had at least 7,000 or 8,000 yuan. Even if he gave an old classmate a 30% discount, he would have a lot of money.

Yo~ Liuzi!I just performed well.

A handsome man suddenly walked up to him and laughed at him as soon as he saw Chen Guangda: If I remember correctly, you and Kuizi would be the most inconsistent thing back then. You should be very happy if he died. Why are you crying worse than your own mother?

Liu Shaoyu!Are you talking about people?Do you understand if you die? No matter what festival I have with him, it will disappear.

Chen Guangda rolled his eyes in anger and took out a pack of China as if showing off, but Liu Shaoyu slowly lit a Supreme of Nine Five. He looked at him with a strange laugh before entering the house. Chen Guangda immediately spitted out disdainfully: Bah~ What, it’s amazing to have two slutty money!

Chen Guang left the yard with a gaze. The person he hated most in his life was someone who could show off more than him. However, as soon as he ran to the car, he saw a beautiful young woman hiding under a tree and fanning her body. Her bulging figure was very tempting. However, Chen Guangda walked up and said calmly: Oh~ sister-in-law!Why don’t you go in with Shaoyu? How hot is this outside!

I didn't go in that room because I was unlucky. I ran around for this mess early in the morning, which was so disgusting to me.

The young woman slapped the wind with an irritable look on her face, turned her head and said sarcastically: I want to say that this Kuizi is lucky. Seeing that she had been a nail household for several years, the government just agreed to his family's request and left behind five or six million yuan in property to his wife as a dowry. She is such a short-lived ghost!

Damn it!After so many Ahs were recruited, by the way, how did he die? Is he cerebral infarction?

Chen Guang was surprised to put down the cigarette he was about to lit, and the mean young woman who seemed dissatisfied with her head shook her head and said: Even the coroner couldn't explain it clearly. Anyway, it was just a sudden death. I heard that she had a fever some time ago, but she died in bed early this morning. If Liu Shaoyu hadn't asked someone to help her, just as Li Lan, a little widow, Ah, wouldn't even have to set up a morgue shed!

Um!Shaoyu and Kuizi have a good relationship.

Chen Guangda nodded subconsciously, but his eyes couldn't help but float to Li Lan in the house wearing mourning clothes. Although this Kuizi looked very frustrated, he married a young wife, but he was a delicate girl. Wenwen was very quiet and delicate. I don't know what was wrong with the stubborn one at the time, and she would marry a pauper like Kuizi.

Six sons!

Chen Guang was stunned and Li Lan walked out of the room, walked to him and said: Kuizi's parents left early, and he and I don't have any brothers and sisters to help me. I have to trouble you about the funeral tomorrow. I will pay you the amount of money I should pay you as much as possible!

Hi~ Sister-in-law!It hurts feelings when talking about money. Kuizina and I have been old brothers for many years. In the future, your family affairs will be covered by me. Don’t worry, you will definitely let him go!

Chen Guangda hurriedly straightened his back and took out a thousand yuan from his pocket and stuffed it into her hand. Li Lan smiled at him very gratefully and then returned to the house, but the young woman next to him said sarcastically: Look at your bright eyes, you are thinking about me. I think you might as well take advantage of the situation now. Anyway, widows and bachelors are perfect matches, and they have such a generous dowry. If you do it too late, be careful not to pick it up!

I said Ding Li, why do you smell so bad? Am I that kind of person?

Chen Guangda frowned and stared at her, but Ding Li sneered: Chen Liuzi!Young Master pretended to me in front of my sister. You held my husband’s uncle’s funeral. The ten Chinese burned for him were all fake cigarettes. You dare to cheat people’s money. What else can you not do? Besides, the little widow may not fall in love with you. She doesn’t know how to pee and look in the mirror. She is a poor loser!

Ding Li glanced at him with extreme contempt, twisted her seductive fat buttocks and got on a red Mercedes-Benz. She was so proud that Chen Guangda wanted to go up and beat her breasts directly. As expected, the couple were both tents that looked down on people!

His grandma's!A pair of dogs, who do you want to cheat if you don’t...

Chen Guang opened the car angrily and skillfully moved out the funeral items he was about to use. But as soon as he walked into the room, he was suddenly stunned. He looked at the corpse on the door panel very strangely, and wondered: Hey?Why do I seem to have moved? I won’t have heatstroke, right?