The countryside is like a peanut field, the township leaders are like farmers, the village cadres are like peanuts growing in the peanut field, and the village party secretary is the largest and most full peanuts. Although the stomach is full of oil and water, if you don’t squeeze it, it will not produce oil. Therefore, if a farmer wants to get oil and water, he must have the determination and cruelty to squeeze peanuts... Ma Xiaole wrote five or six pieces of paper with the metaphor method he is good at.
After writing, Ma Xiaole read it twice by himself. He thought it was okay, so he locked the drawer and returned to the dormitory.
When he walked to Ji Yuanhua's dormitory, there was a light inside. Ma Xiaole deliberately coughed. He was so bold that he dared to be a thief in the office building!
As soon as he finished speaking, the lights in Ji Yuanhua's dormitory immediately went out, and Ma Xiaole smiled
The next morning, as soon as Ma Xiaole arrived in class, he was preparing to give Feng Yishan the materials he wrote last night. It was too early, Feng Yishan had not come yet
Ma Xiaole pinched the materials and walked to Wu Yihong's office. Seeing Ji Yuanhua's forehead abrupt and swollen, she understood why Ji Yuanhua immediately turned off the lights in the room when he heard his voice last night. It was probably because he was afraid that someone would go in and see his swollen head and blue face. It was hard to tell what was going on.
Oh, Director Ji, what's going on with this?
Ji Yuanhua is also the deputy director of the government office and the deputy director who does not work. No one regards him as the director. Everyone knows that he just wants to promote his title.
Oh, I accidentally bumped into the door. Ji Yuanhua smiled awkwardly. This was the first time he smiled at Ma Xiaole.
That's amazing. I accidentally hit the door and it was like this. The speed was so fast. Why is it so in a hurry?
Ma Xiaole laughed, looking like he was taking advantage of the situation. Indeed, he wanted to tease Ji Yuanhua
Ji Yuanhua understood Ma Xiaole's intention, and clearly wanted to squeeze him out. He immediately adjusted his emotions and returned to his former arrogance. Ma Xiaole, I ran into the door and found you what you did, what were you nagging?
I don't have time to nag you, I'll tell you something to everyone
Ma Xiaole shouted to the office everyone: You have to pay attention to Ah now. There are thieves in this office building. Last night, when I was writing materials, there was thieves outside the window. As a result, I opened the door and grabbed the guy lying in front of my window. He slapped his eyes twice, and then kicked him down again with a "bang bang"!
Ma Xiaole looked at Wu Yihong, pursed her lips and smiled, then looked at Ji Yuanhua, her face turned blue and white. That's not all. I stepped forward and stepped on his neck and asked him to call me my father. Who knew he shouted and said he wouldn't call me dad. I thought he was quite backbone. Who knew Ah, he immediately said that he didn't call me dad, because he wanted to call me grandpa. Do you think that kid is a mean guy!
He also called him grandpa, but even when he called his wife, he couldn't get around him. He had to fill him with poop and pee, and he was lying on the window as a thief!
I also have shit and urine, but I think I should get cramps and skin...
When it comes to thieves, everyone talked enthusiastically, but Ji Yuanhua didn't say anything with a slight face
Ma Xiaole was still resolutely refusing. Of course, I would not spare the slutty thief who was lying on the window last night and wanted to send him to the police station. As a result, he begged with tears and tears, saying that he would take me to his house to have his wife, which was to thank me for not sending him to the public security organs...
Nonsense! Nonsense! Ji Yuanhua finally couldn't help it anymore. Ma Xiaole, you fart! There is no such thing as you said!
Ma Xiaole not only wasn’t angry after hearing this, but instead smiled. Ji Yuanhua, you said I farted, there was nothing that happened, how did you know?
Ma Xiaole stepped forward and took two steps, bent over and looked at Ji Yuanhua's bruised forehead in an exaggerated manner. Oh, Director Ji, can't you last night...
Before he finished speaking, Ma Xiaole walked away with a giggle. Feng Yishan should come and he has to send him materials.
Ma Xiaole left, but there were a group of people talking in the office. Ji Yuanhua said this, "It's 300 taels of silver here, so didn't they all point the words they cursed just now at Ji Yuanhua?"
Ji Yuanhua knew that he had missed his mouth, so he couldn't blame others. He just stood up and pushed away the chair. Ji Yuanhua left. Everyone looked at each other for a few seconds, and they all covered their mouths and laughed.
Ji Yuanhua heard the laughter from the office, and his eyes were straightened, but there was no way to do it.
Besides, after Ma Xiaole came out, he went to Feng Yishan's office and put the materials in front of Feng Yishan with both hands. Township Mayor Feng, look, if you have any modifications, please say
Feng Yishan reached out to grab the materials, looked through them, stared at them for a while, and stood up suddenly, pounding the table, who was the fucking writing Ah?!
When Ma Xiaole saw that the situation was not good, but there was nothing to excuse, so he had to bend down and lower his head and whisper: Township Mayor Feng, I wrote it, I can't do it, I'll take it back and change it.
Ma Xiaole made up his mind to find a way to ask Wu Yihong for help, otherwise he wouldn't be able to pass the test.
What to change?
Feng Yishan laughed and took the materials back into the sofa chair, constantly sighing, It was the first time that he had seen such fresh report materials in so many years! They were vivid, humorous and funny. If this kind of report materials could be borrowed from the meeting manuscript at the conference, it would be great. Even a hundred pages would not be sleepy!
When Ma Xiaole heard this, his tense nerves suddenly relaxed, his waist straightened, and his head raised. Township Mayor Feng, you have been awarded for the first time. I have no experience. I want to explain the matter clearly.
This is the most important thing. The leader wants to read the materials easily and easily. You write very well!
Feng Yishan stood up again and put the materials on the table. Xiaoma, I will leave this matter to you. After getting the documents done, I will send them to various villages quickly and try to complete the tax indicators before the beginning of spring!
Complete! Ma Xiaole seemed to have received the imperial edict, left happily, and was in high spirits
This high mood continued until the afternoon work. After coming out of the dormitory, he whistled until the downstairs of the office building and did not stop. He was not numb.
As soon as I arrived at the bottom of the office building, I heard a burst of noise coming from the second floor. When I went up, I saw that it was Jiang Qiuzi making a big fuss in the office, and the target was Wu Yihong
Want me to leave the cafeteria?
Jiang Qiuzi's face was flushed. It was obvious that he had drunk alcohol, and there was no door! I saw who dared to fire me, and whoever fired me, then I would eat and live in someone's house all day long. If it was really not possible, I burned their house!
Jiang Qiuzi has a big belly and a round waist, and a fat face. No one dares to mess with her posture.
As the saying goes, if you are very capable, you are afraid of being arrogant, and if you are arrogant, you are afraid of being desperate.
Who dares to provoke Jiang Qiuzi so arrogant?
Even Ji Yuanhua, who had always been disdainful of anyone, saw Jiang Qiuzi so arrogant, and shrank his courage and wilted. He hurriedly stood in front of the desk and didn't even dare to look at Jiang Qiuzi.
The only thing that can be answered is Wu Yihong. If she doesn't respond, she will be unreasonable. First, she is in charge of the canteen, and second, she is also the one who wants to fire Jiang Qiuzi. If she doesn't say anything, then she will have no prestige in the future.
Jiang Niuzi, tell you, this is the township government, why are you acting like a rude person?
Wu Yihong was forced to do it, and she had to hold on even if she couldn't. You made the canteen look like that. Do you still have the face to fuck you? Tell you, I went to the kitchen of the canteen at noon yesterday, and I was so disgusting that I hadn't eaten until the evening!
Township Government? Jiang Qiuzi sneered, the township government is unreasonable? What happened to the canteen that I, Jiang Qiuzi, built? I have to eat people to death? I will be responsible for eating people to death! But now isn’t there anything wrong!
You... Wu Yihong has no choice but to face the unreasonable Jiang Qiuzi
Jiang Qiuzi looked around and saw that no one dared to speak out, and he became even more arrogant. Look at you, they all sit in the office all day long like an old man, looking very busy, but what are you doing?
Jiang Qiuzi shouted loudly, "You eat all the meat of the people and drink all the blood of the people. Now you still have to kick me out, the common people. Let me tell you, there is no way!"
Six or seven people in the office were all silenced, and they didn't dare to mess with Jiang Qiuzi.
Ma Xiaole had already walked to the door of the office, and Jiang Qiuzi's screams echoed in his ears for a long time. He felt that this guy was saying something, but he was standing at the bow of the boat and saying whatever he said. Now he is also a township government office. He can't watch the whole office keep silent like a plague, that's too a bit of absent.
Oh, what are you saying? Why are you making trouble in broad daylight?
Ma Xiaole entered the office and spoke in a high voice.
This voice was a Buddhist voice for other secretaries, and they all looked up at him, including Ji Yuanhua
Oh, where is a young boy coming from? When will you be able to speak? Jiang Qiuzi rolled up his sleeves and walked towards Ma Xiaole, as if he wanted to teach him a lesson
When Ma Xiaole saw that the signs were wrong, it seemed that Jiang Niuzi was pretty good. He had to do it without saying a few words.
In desperation, he hurriedly pointed at Jiang Qiuzi and said, "Jiang Qiuzi, what are you going to do? Stop it for me!"
When Jiang Qiuzi heard this, he was stunned for a moment and stared at Ma Xiaole. What Ah, who are you? Jiang Qiuzi was afraid that Ma Xiaole has a big background, so he wanted to ask clearly.
Ma Xiaole didn't know what to say, but suddenly remembered the police station and pointed at the police station east of the township government gate. The police station is right next to you. Do you still want to go wild?
As soon as he said that, Jiang Qiuzi burst into laughter, Grandma, I thought you had any background, but he was also a slut. He still hoped the police station to tell you that I am not afraid of the police station. I have been in trouble for many years, but I am still afraid that the police station is all acquaintances!
Jiang Niuzi rolled up her sleeves and walked over like Ma Xiaole.
Now all the secretary in the office was completely depressed, but they all breathed a sigh of relief. Jiang Niuzi caught someone and blew out his anger and probably nothing happened.
They were all waiting for Jiang Qiuzi's fist to fall on Ma Xiaole, especially Ji Yuanhua. New resentment and old hatred were gathered together, and they wished that Jiang Qiuzi would pounce on him without saying a word and beat him up.
However, Ma Xiaole said another sentence, which made Jiang Qiuzi stop, which greatly disappointed the secretary.
Jiang Qiuzi looked at Ma Xiaole stupidly, and the air seemed to have frozen.
After writing, Ma Xiaole read it twice by himself. He thought it was okay, so he locked the drawer and returned to the dormitory.
When he walked to Ji Yuanhua's dormitory, there was a light inside. Ma Xiaole deliberately coughed. He was so bold that he dared to be a thief in the office building!
As soon as he finished speaking, the lights in Ji Yuanhua's dormitory immediately went out, and Ma Xiaole smiled
The next morning, as soon as Ma Xiaole arrived in class, he was preparing to give Feng Yishan the materials he wrote last night. It was too early, Feng Yishan had not come yet
Ma Xiaole pinched the materials and walked to Wu Yihong's office. Seeing Ji Yuanhua's forehead abrupt and swollen, she understood why Ji Yuanhua immediately turned off the lights in the room when he heard his voice last night. It was probably because he was afraid that someone would go in and see his swollen head and blue face. It was hard to tell what was going on.
Oh, Director Ji, what's going on with this?
Ji Yuanhua is also the deputy director of the government office and the deputy director who does not work. No one regards him as the director. Everyone knows that he just wants to promote his title.
Oh, I accidentally bumped into the door. Ji Yuanhua smiled awkwardly. This was the first time he smiled at Ma Xiaole.
That's amazing. I accidentally hit the door and it was like this. The speed was so fast. Why is it so in a hurry?
Ma Xiaole laughed, looking like he was taking advantage of the situation. Indeed, he wanted to tease Ji Yuanhua
Ji Yuanhua understood Ma Xiaole's intention, and clearly wanted to squeeze him out. He immediately adjusted his emotions and returned to his former arrogance. Ma Xiaole, I ran into the door and found you what you did, what were you nagging?
I don't have time to nag you, I'll tell you something to everyone
Ma Xiaole shouted to the office everyone: You have to pay attention to Ah now. There are thieves in this office building. Last night, when I was writing materials, there was thieves outside the window. As a result, I opened the door and grabbed the guy lying in front of my window. He slapped his eyes twice, and then kicked him down again with a "bang bang"!
Ma Xiaole looked at Wu Yihong, pursed her lips and smiled, then looked at Ji Yuanhua, her face turned blue and white. That's not all. I stepped forward and stepped on his neck and asked him to call me my father. Who knew he shouted and said he wouldn't call me dad. I thought he was quite backbone. Who knew Ah, he immediately said that he didn't call me dad, because he wanted to call me grandpa. Do you think that kid is a mean guy!
He also called him grandpa, but even when he called his wife, he couldn't get around him. He had to fill him with poop and pee, and he was lying on the window as a thief!
I also have shit and urine, but I think I should get cramps and skin...
When it comes to thieves, everyone talked enthusiastically, but Ji Yuanhua didn't say anything with a slight face
Ma Xiaole was still resolutely refusing. Of course, I would not spare the slutty thief who was lying on the window last night and wanted to send him to the police station. As a result, he begged with tears and tears, saying that he would take me to his house to have his wife, which was to thank me for not sending him to the public security organs...
Nonsense! Nonsense! Ji Yuanhua finally couldn't help it anymore. Ma Xiaole, you fart! There is no such thing as you said!
Ma Xiaole not only wasn’t angry after hearing this, but instead smiled. Ji Yuanhua, you said I farted, there was nothing that happened, how did you know?
Ma Xiaole stepped forward and took two steps, bent over and looked at Ji Yuanhua's bruised forehead in an exaggerated manner. Oh, Director Ji, can't you last night...
Before he finished speaking, Ma Xiaole walked away with a giggle. Feng Yishan should come and he has to send him materials.
Ma Xiaole left, but there were a group of people talking in the office. Ji Yuanhua said this, "It's 300 taels of silver here, so didn't they all point the words they cursed just now at Ji Yuanhua?"
Ji Yuanhua knew that he had missed his mouth, so he couldn't blame others. He just stood up and pushed away the chair. Ji Yuanhua left. Everyone looked at each other for a few seconds, and they all covered their mouths and laughed.
Ji Yuanhua heard the laughter from the office, and his eyes were straightened, but there was no way to do it.
Besides, after Ma Xiaole came out, he went to Feng Yishan's office and put the materials in front of Feng Yishan with both hands. Township Mayor Feng, look, if you have any modifications, please say
Feng Yishan reached out to grab the materials, looked through them, stared at them for a while, and stood up suddenly, pounding the table, who was the fucking writing Ah?!
When Ma Xiaole saw that the situation was not good, but there was nothing to excuse, so he had to bend down and lower his head and whisper: Township Mayor Feng, I wrote it, I can't do it, I'll take it back and change it.
Ma Xiaole made up his mind to find a way to ask Wu Yihong for help, otherwise he wouldn't be able to pass the test.
What to change?
Feng Yishan laughed and took the materials back into the sofa chair, constantly sighing, It was the first time that he had seen such fresh report materials in so many years! They were vivid, humorous and funny. If this kind of report materials could be borrowed from the meeting manuscript at the conference, it would be great. Even a hundred pages would not be sleepy!
When Ma Xiaole heard this, his tense nerves suddenly relaxed, his waist straightened, and his head raised. Township Mayor Feng, you have been awarded for the first time. I have no experience. I want to explain the matter clearly.
This is the most important thing. The leader wants to read the materials easily and easily. You write very well!
Feng Yishan stood up again and put the materials on the table. Xiaoma, I will leave this matter to you. After getting the documents done, I will send them to various villages quickly and try to complete the tax indicators before the beginning of spring!
Complete! Ma Xiaole seemed to have received the imperial edict, left happily, and was in high spirits
This high mood continued until the afternoon work. After coming out of the dormitory, he whistled until the downstairs of the office building and did not stop. He was not numb.
As soon as I arrived at the bottom of the office building, I heard a burst of noise coming from the second floor. When I went up, I saw that it was Jiang Qiuzi making a big fuss in the office, and the target was Wu Yihong
Want me to leave the cafeteria?
Jiang Qiuzi's face was flushed. It was obvious that he had drunk alcohol, and there was no door! I saw who dared to fire me, and whoever fired me, then I would eat and live in someone's house all day long. If it was really not possible, I burned their house!
Jiang Qiuzi has a big belly and a round waist, and a fat face. No one dares to mess with her posture.
As the saying goes, if you are very capable, you are afraid of being arrogant, and if you are arrogant, you are afraid of being desperate.
Who dares to provoke Jiang Qiuzi so arrogant?
Even Ji Yuanhua, who had always been disdainful of anyone, saw Jiang Qiuzi so arrogant, and shrank his courage and wilted. He hurriedly stood in front of the desk and didn't even dare to look at Jiang Qiuzi.
The only thing that can be answered is Wu Yihong. If she doesn't respond, she will be unreasonable. First, she is in charge of the canteen, and second, she is also the one who wants to fire Jiang Qiuzi. If she doesn't say anything, then she will have no prestige in the future.
Jiang Niuzi, tell you, this is the township government, why are you acting like a rude person?
Wu Yihong was forced to do it, and she had to hold on even if she couldn't. You made the canteen look like that. Do you still have the face to fuck you? Tell you, I went to the kitchen of the canteen at noon yesterday, and I was so disgusting that I hadn't eaten until the evening!
Township Government? Jiang Qiuzi sneered, the township government is unreasonable? What happened to the canteen that I, Jiang Qiuzi, built? I have to eat people to death? I will be responsible for eating people to death! But now isn’t there anything wrong!
You... Wu Yihong has no choice but to face the unreasonable Jiang Qiuzi
Jiang Qiuzi looked around and saw that no one dared to speak out, and he became even more arrogant. Look at you, they all sit in the office all day long like an old man, looking very busy, but what are you doing?
Jiang Qiuzi shouted loudly, "You eat all the meat of the people and drink all the blood of the people. Now you still have to kick me out, the common people. Let me tell you, there is no way!"
Six or seven people in the office were all silenced, and they didn't dare to mess with Jiang Qiuzi.
Ma Xiaole had already walked to the door of the office, and Jiang Qiuzi's screams echoed in his ears for a long time. He felt that this guy was saying something, but he was standing at the bow of the boat and saying whatever he said. Now he is also a township government office. He can't watch the whole office keep silent like a plague, that's too a bit of absent.
Oh, what are you saying? Why are you making trouble in broad daylight?
Ma Xiaole entered the office and spoke in a high voice.
This voice was a Buddhist voice for other secretaries, and they all looked up at him, including Ji Yuanhua
Oh, where is a young boy coming from? When will you be able to speak? Jiang Qiuzi rolled up his sleeves and walked towards Ma Xiaole, as if he wanted to teach him a lesson
When Ma Xiaole saw that the signs were wrong, it seemed that Jiang Niuzi was pretty good. He had to do it without saying a few words.
In desperation, he hurriedly pointed at Jiang Qiuzi and said, "Jiang Qiuzi, what are you going to do? Stop it for me!"
When Jiang Qiuzi heard this, he was stunned for a moment and stared at Ma Xiaole. What Ah, who are you? Jiang Qiuzi was afraid that Ma Xiaole has a big background, so he wanted to ask clearly.
Ma Xiaole didn't know what to say, but suddenly remembered the police station and pointed at the police station east of the township government gate. The police station is right next to you. Do you still want to go wild?
As soon as he said that, Jiang Qiuzi burst into laughter, Grandma, I thought you had any background, but he was also a slut. He still hoped the police station to tell you that I am not afraid of the police station. I have been in trouble for many years, but I am still afraid that the police station is all acquaintances!
Jiang Niuzi rolled up her sleeves and walked over like Ma Xiaole.
Now all the secretary in the office was completely depressed, but they all breathed a sigh of relief. Jiang Niuzi caught someone and blew out his anger and probably nothing happened.
They were all waiting for Jiang Qiuzi's fist to fall on Ma Xiaole, especially Ji Yuanhua. New resentment and old hatred were gathered together, and they wished that Jiang Qiuzi would pounce on him without saying a word and beat him up.
However, Ma Xiaole said another sentence, which made Jiang Qiuzi stop, which greatly disappointed the secretary.
Jiang Qiuzi looked at Ma Xiaole stupidly, and the air seemed to have frozen.
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