Extra: brothel

This small theater will not be broadcast for the time being. Wuwen Xinyu Building in Wuwen Nongmo District has a Xinyu Building.

It is specialized in casual stories.

I wrote a series of stories with my friends there and my members. Chapter 27 before, it seems that the background is a collection of casual stories set against the ancient "Brother House".

Let’s post the stories I have written so far. If you have brothers who want to participate in role-playing and friends who want to write together, you can participate.

I built a building here with all kinds of guests and employees.

When you come here, you can perform the vent of laughter and laughter here, or you can tell stories to us.

Just like the Tongfu Inn in Wulin Waichuan, everyone arranges words together to write a series of stories and plots.

Currently owning a role

The owner of the brothel: The shopkeeper of the brothel, who is gentle and likes to joke, is lazy, has long snow-white hair. According to me, I am born and always likes to smile. I like to lean on the railing to smoke a cigarette pole when I am leisurely.

The seemingly spring breeze-like smile hides the unknown past.

(Played by myself)

Qinyin: The attending doctor of brothel.

He was once a killer, but later he switched to studying medicine.

She looks like a hermit master with superb medical skills, but in fact she has average medical skills and is steady and elegant on the surface, but she is actually a good person with a mother-in-law and mother who likes to drink peach blossom wine.

(Played by chen66236)

Banjie: The despicable and detained accountant, who claimed to have graduated from the Beijing Finance and Trade Administration, but the authenticity needs to be investigated.

My biggest hobby is to open your small vault before going to bed and touch it and get a few chunks of money.

Every time I eat, I like to add vinegar, and my whole body is covered with a sour and vinegar smell.

(Played by moderator Banjie)

Fangcao: The city manager who looks sunny and upright... The people in the martial arts world gave the code name Fangcao Qiuqiu, which means that this person always likes to go to the shops under his jurisdiction to collect protection fees, which makes everyone feel sad... As for whether he is actually a bully official.

Let’s see the future.

(Played by moderator Fang Cao Qiuqiu)

Preparing to perform characters

Scholar: A little silly and down-and-out scholar treats brothels as inns and especially likes to buy drunks and drinks.

He can write and draw, and became a painter and advertising designer in brothels.

In fact, he was once a famous figure in the world, the first leader of the Tiger Shooting Alliance!

(Played by the sub-modeler Sky's shore)

Shang Nan: The small jog hall in the brothel, a young man with a lively personality and full of ambitions.

He has a wide range of hobbies, likes to learn chess with a jealous accountant, and likes to learn to draw with scholars. His biggest dream is that he can open a super luxurious restaurant and inn in the future and become a successful boss.

A kind-hearted and kind person, but always good things will be done wrong.

(Played by Missing the Future)

Master Druid: The monk who travels around the world... is actually a fake monk.

However, he had some knowledge of some strange magical magic such as Buddhism. He wandered around for many years and finally came to this town (not yet named) to settle in an abandoned ancient temple outside the town and reopened.

When eating meat and drinking, I often come to brothels to chat and drink.

(starred by xiandannan)

Ji Xiaozi: The friend of the brothel owner, a mysterious girl.

A talented woman, although she promised the poster to come to the brothel to perform as a guest, was wandering around, with a bit of a generous chivalrous feeling.

(Played by Ji Xiaozi)

The first chapter of the brothel

A candlestick and a wisp of sorrow, looking at each other through the veil.

The dancing sleeves lightly lit up the colorful clothes, and the beautiful lady is rooster.

I am a very lazy person, too lazy to remember when I built this brothel.

I only remember that I was a young bamboo forest boy at that time, with a long white shirt and a naughty black donkey riding a flute and leisurely coming here.

Here that year, the grass was swaying, flowers and butterflies danced, the distant mountains were like a wonderful brush of light ink, and the calm lake was like the moon plate.

The wind with a fragrant fragrance spreads across the lake, and a layer of soft and clear patterns sways.

I don’t know if it’s the situation in my painting or if I was already in the painting.

So I built this pavilion built by the lake and named it Brothel.

I like beauties and fun.

Although I am not a very lively person, I like to see many beautiful women smiling like flowers flying butterflies dancing beside me, leaving a series of charming smiles that make people lose their minds.

I also like to see many young writers sitting on the ground here, talking, laughing and drinking, and having another beauty in life.

I was lying here quietly, leaning, sitting, smiling, and watching.

Look at the glitz in the world and hear the love of the world all over the world.

Drink for a while.A beautiful woman, rare.

Here, there are many stories waiting for me to tell and for you to interpret.

The lights are on, and it is ready to open.Next, it’s time to recruit employees from brothels.

Story 1

This is a season without eras.

I only remember that brothels had just been built at that time, people had not arrived yet, wine had not yet warmed, music had not yet played, and lights were not yet clear.

That evening, it was drizzling.

Holding a paper umbrella, I hummed the song from my childhood memories quietly through the increasingly faint bamboo forest washed by the rain.

Holding a pot of warm peach blossom wine in his hand, he quietly looked at the gentle rain curtain that was as intoxicated as fog.

The wine was prepared for Qinyin... He was the doctor in the brothel.

He is a gentle man with even some mother-in-law, a little shy and a little too weak.

When I first met him, I just felt that he was a little nerdy.

But when he spoke to me for the first time, I was shocked.

That time he asked me: Do you want to kill someone?I promise to deal with it for you without leaving any trace.

I was startled at first and stared blankly at the man in blue in front of me.

His hands are very long, white and clean.

It can be seen that he cherishes these hands very much.

Just like painters and calligraphers, doctors cherish their hands very much.

Later I realized that he was a killer before... He killed many people, and the first time he killed someone was for the girl next door he had first love.

Then, he became a professional killer.

He has a nice name in the world, called Qinyin.

I don’t know if he was finally tired of the disputes in the martial arts world or the blood in his hands, he began to change from killing to saving people, from killer to doctor.

Treating diseases and saving people is like a good person who wanders around to see the poor and helpless people in the water towns in the south of the Yangtze River.

Since you are already a doctor, why should you ask me if you kill someone?I asked with a leisurely smile.

Because you are a too leisurely person, people like you will always be bullied.Maybe one day you will use the method I teach you.Qinyin said this.

I just smiled happily when he said to me at that time, and then asked him if he would go with me.

He nodded, but asked me to promise that he would buy him a pot of freshly brewed peach blossom wine every time it rained.

People with stories always like to surround me.

Just as the establishment of a brothel, it is better to say that people with stories live in brothels than people with stories.

The brothel has just been built these days. Just when I was about to recruit, Qin Yin and I followed the railing and looked at the drizzle above Jinghu. I chuckled and said to him: Now, there are only two of us. I want to recruit a mother in charge and a few talented girls. What do you think?

Qinyin drank the peach blossom wine I bought for him, thought for a moment and said: I don’t know how to do business, that’s your business.But no matter what you plan to do, I will support you.

I know Qinyin will only say that.

In this regard, except for his unyielding support, he could hardly mention a particularly good way to solve my problems.

I smiled gently, picked up the orchid-carved cigarette pouch in my hand, put the small orchid leaves mixed with honey in it, lit the fire and took a faint mouthful, then spit out a string of white mist, dissipating in the misty rain and mixing into a leisurely light mist.

Qinyin looked at me, wiped the wine from the corner of her mouth and said to me: Smoking in rainy weather will be bad for your body... If you still want to smile like this forever, don't let it go and pay more attention to your body.

He always never forgets that he is a doctor at all times.

Every time I feel uncomfortable, I make a bowl of licorice soup for me, and then keep reminding me to my ears.

Haha, the New Year is coming soon... Although the rain in Jiangnan looks good.But I really want to go back to the north to see the snowy days.I looked at Tianxiao quietly and seemed to feel a little cold, tightening the collar of the white long gown.

At this time, a knock on the door came from outside the yard.

Could it be that some applicants came to the door?

I was delighted, and hurriedly closed my hair, ran downstairs barefoot, walked to the door and opened the vermilion door.

Outside the door, the yamen master who thought he was wearing official clothes, looked very young and had a smile on his face.

But it's not the person I want to wait for.

Hello, I am the urban management here, the code name is Fangcao Qiuqiu, just call me Fangcao.The official smiled very brightly, as if diluting the drizzle under the setting sun.

I am the owner of the brothel. Is there anything that can be used by Zunjia?I asked him with a professional and enthusiastic smile on my face.

Oh... That's right. You just registered in the county government, and I'm here to collect protection fees.He said it was kind, like an old friend.

My face suddenly became stiff, and I suddenly wanted to turn my head and let Qinyin come down and be a killer again.

I believe that with his ability, after dealing with the body for me, the scenery here will still be as pure and beautiful as before.

Haha, I’m so sorry, the store has not officially opened yet, otherwise you will definitely be invited to do it after you have recorded it.This means nothing to respect.But I still pretended to smile and took out the silver that continued to scatter from my arms and handed it to Fangcao.

Fangcao Guanchao looked at the silver in his hand, smiled and said a few words to me like an old friend I haven't seen for many years, and then left happily.

After seeing him go away, I shook my head helplessly.

After looking at the brothel villa with luxurious decoration of water pavilions and Lanting Pavilions, he smiled bitterly and touched the silver that was still not much in his arms.

Alas...If no one comes to the recruitment for several days, life will probably be difficult.

I smiled bitterly, looked up at the drizzling sky.

This day is over...

Story 2: The accountant is here

I am a person who likes to sleep in the windows all year round, whether in spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Because I think this way, one day, in my sleep or when I wake up in the early morning, the girl I most want to see will appear in front of me, or beside my pillow.

Her name is Tao Zhiyaoyao. She likes to ask me to call her Yaoyao, and she also likes to hear me call her Yaorao.

She is a charming and delicate woman like peach blossoms.

She is also a girl who is a little cunning but likes to act coquettishly...

……………………………………………………

When I first met her, I was not yet in a bad state and was trying to avenge my enemies.

I remember that year it was a small teahouse outside the Jiandao in Bashu, where we first met.

As a young and frivolous person, my time in the world was novel and unrestrained.

I dream of becoming a hero of a generation. I always like to have a stern face and a proud look, thinking that this will show my extraordinary skills.

Even after sitting down and drinking tea, I always have to make a swaying sleeves and an ecstasy look attracted everyone's attention.

Previous pot of the best tea.I said with my eyes down.

I don’t like to drink because alcohol can make people confused and uncomfortable, and my alcohol tolerance is indeed very poor.

Sure enough, just like before, I saw my expression and the shopkeeper who reached out to know that I came from the world.

They have been operating here for more than ten years and have met countless people in the martial arts world.

I understand in my heart that people like this always have special styles.

The tea was brought up quickly.

The tea here tastes very ordinary, not as good as the luxurious tea shops in famous cities in Shuzhou.

Holding up the rough porcelain bowl, I took a sip and couldn't help but frown slightly.

Boss... Can I rent your little donkey later?I will come back to pay you back in a few days...

A girl's voice as delicate as spring water in March and as crisp as silver flowers breaking.

I looked back suddenly, but I didn't know that the time I looked back changed my life.

The boss looked at the bright and indifferent girl, who was as cute and charming as a fairy in Hua Ji, and said with a wry smile: Girl, let alone renting the money you gave, it would be enough to buy one. But three days later, my daughter is going to get married, and this little donkey is still waiting to send my daughter to her home at the foot of the mountain.

The girl couldn't help but pouted her pink little mouth, a little disappointed, but she still looked at the cute little donkey reluctantly.

He gave the money in his hand to the boss and said: Congratulations to uncle. These are my rejoicing money. They are so cute. I want to touch it... Her charming eyes stared at the little donkey happily.

The little donkey shook his cute head and sniffed, and took the initiative to rub his head against the little girl's orchid's hand that was carved with cream.

Shop, this horse is for you.Would you sell that donkey to this girl?For some reason, I actually did this for a girl I didn't know...

Maybe there is love at first sight in the world...or maybe, she is the disaster I should have encountered... a disaster that is unreal and heartbreaking...

I can still remember that day, when we first met, she sat happily on the donkey and shook her naughty little feet like a happy child. She was originally dressed like a pure little fairy, but at that time she was innocent and charming like the purest and most beautiful little fairy.

She smiled so happily and so charmingly.

I was leading the donkey in front, and she was sitting on it.

Step by step, walking on the grassy path with long grass and flying birds.

My name is Tao Zhiyaoyao... You can call me Yaoyao... She stretched out a cute little finger as crescent moon and shook and smiled at me.

Although I later learned that she was a sentimental and crying girl, in my mind, her charming smile at this moment was the first look that appeared after she remembered.

Tao Zhiyaoyao...I dreamed of her again... When Qinyin knocked on my room door, I woke up, but found that my face was already covered with tears.

Are you crying?I have said that it will be very fashionable when I open the window to sleep in this weather.He came over and picked up my silver-white long robe scattered on the ground, and draped it on my body that had been moistened by night dew as considerately as his brother.

Haha... I just had a nightmare... Don't be so ambiguous, I don't have the habit of breaking my sleeves.I gently pushed away the piano sound half-wrapping with my hand, returning to my usual lazy and innocent smile.

Since I met Yaoyao, I always smiled...

Get up, do you want to take a hot shower first?Or should I receive the candidates outside first?Qin Yin asked quietly as she looked at me like a nanny.

Ah?There are candidates!Is it a girl!I trembled all over and raised my head in surprise and was about to get out of bed.

It's a man... The piano sounded bitterly...

When I came to the luxuriously decorated hall, I felt a sense of powerlessness that I couldn't help but laugh.

In the second half of vinegar!Graduated from the Beijing Finance and Trade Office... He has a famous post about the Bachelor of Money and Grain Management issued by the imperial court.I heard that the master is recruiting people, so I came to apply for the position of accountant Mr.The visitor hugged me and deliberately exposed the abacus in front of me.

What do you think of the person in front of you?

It reminds me of the despicable master next to a local bully bully master whom I met when I was passing by Shaanxi.

He was wearing a shiny coarse cloth gown inside and a yellowed sheepskin jacket on the outside.

An aura of sourness came out of his body instantly.

This...we...that...I really want to tell him that the ones I want to recruit most now are those girls who are as beautiful as flowers. After all, I am a brothel, not a shop for rice, vinegar, grain and oil.

Even if I want to hire a accountant, I want to find a smart and capable cold and beautiful woman to take care of me.

The gentleman who claimed to be half jealous in front of me made me feel a sense of crisis.

When the black and bright eyes looked at the exquisite decoration of my luxurious carving railings, I always looked extremely greedy.

I doubt that after this gentleman came here, he would sell my brothel and run away with the money.

Just when I was stuttering and didn't know how to refuse, Mr. Banjie suddenly grinned and showed his big white teeth and smiled at me with a vulgar face: Shopkeeper, don't worry, as long as I call me, I guarantee that I will keep the account clearly for you. Don't look at me as a vulgar person, but I am very upright in my heart!You will never waste a penny!

Half-jealous and swearing, I tried my best to show a stern look, but seeing him like this, I felt even more unsure.

I subconsciously looked at the piano behind me.

Author, let’s give it a try. To be honest, you usually spend money too much.Since Mr. Banjie is here, we can ask him to stay for the time being.The sound of Qin Yin was simply hidden by the half-jealous expression.

I smiled bitterly and sighed secretly, "Well... I wanted to find a girl, but a accountant gentleman came first."

Forget it, in short, Qin Yin and I are the only one more human rights now. It’s more lively.

I nodded.

Then he had a little conversation with Ban Jie, and finally went through the motions and officially appointed Ban Jie as the accountant of the brothel.

During dinner, I originally planned to order a banquet at the restaurant in the town to welcome the half-vinegar.

But Banjie actually stopped my plan with great power.

I took out the abacus and knocked it out, and half-jealous brought the empty account book to me and said: Shopkeeper, we have not officially opened yet and have no income. You spent a total of 3,578 yuan in total to build a new investment.Although we still have more than 2,000 taels of silver now, we will recruit other people at that time, and we will throw away food, clothing, food, clothing, housing and transportation before each month, according to the shopkeeper's previous method of spending.These principals are enough for us to spend a year at most.So from now on, I must carefully check all the money and grain dispatch!As for let's have dinner tonight, let's go, I'll take you to a good place.

In the stunned eyes of Qinyin and I, half-jealous and swaggeringly took us to a noodle restaurant in Linshui Village.

I ordered three bowls of hot oil noodles, two plates of side dishes, one sweet and sour fish, and a pot of wine.

A total of thirty cents were spent.

Starting today, Qinyin and I only spend ten cents a day, and the shopkeeper's maximum is twenty cents unless there is something wrong.If you come out to celebrate with a meal, the per capita standard is only ten cents.After drinking and eating, he crossed his legs and pressed the shredded meat left in his big white teeth with a straw stick and said to me arrogantly.

well……

My brothel Ah...I want the girl Ah!

Continue to recruit madams and girls digitally!