Yang Yu looked down at everything in the house, then looked at the red-faced Guan Gong who was worshipped in front of him, and continued: Fortunately, Sixiang and Guan Gong were in charge, otherwise it would be dangerous.
The daddy of Sha Ergou was already impressed by Yang Yu and delivered the situation. The weather, mirror, and tree at the beginning were all right. Even Sha Ergou was possessed by evil spirits and had not been a prophet. He didn't want to give him money. This is a living Bodhisattva Ah. Now he actually saw through these four pillars as the four symbols, which is amazing.
Yang Yu reached out and calculated, and Zou frowned. The silly Ergou Dad had really become a pug. He followed Yang Yu. He turned around and turned around and Yang Yu stopped. Every time he wanted to ask, he wanted to speak but stopped, for fear of disturbing the master.
I found it, there was indeed a demonic energy in the house, it was a snake demon!Yang Yu stared at her eyes wide, looking terrified, of course she pretended: Did you raise a snake?
snake?No Ah!Do we have snakes?Sha Ergou was stunned and looked at the village woman. The village woman shook her head vigorously. Yang Yu guessed that she was Sha Ergou's nanny.
Seeing that these two people were so stupid that they couldn't react, Yang Yu felt more anxious than anyone else, and could not say it explicitly. If that would be suspected, he would have to use the help of someone else's mouth.
Seeing that they didn't think about their cousin Yuanxi at all, Yang Yu was so anxious that he saw that the village woman knew she was illiterate, so he could only give some tips: Is the silly Ergou a rat?
It's Ah, how do the master know?That's right.The snake eats rat. This snake is coming to your son who has three meridians and single-passed men. Look at his rash is a sign!Yang Yu stared at his eyes, looking very scary.
Sha Ergou's face was pale, his butt was soft on the ground, and he was talking to himself that it was over.
Yang Yu even felt that he could win the Best Actor Award for the Film Festival, thanks to reading the book "Actor's Self-cultivation".
But the problem is that these two fools still didn't associate their cousin with each other. Yang Yu wanted to yell at them: Oh, my cousin is a snake, your stupid second dog is a rat, I just want to leave it alone after 360 degrees. You, your brain is kicked by a donkey, think about Ah!
Master, will it have something to do with your daughter-in-law?The village woman was actually smarter than this stupid Ergou's father. How stupid Ergou is, no wonder she had a son. But how could such a person get rich?
Yang Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief, success or failure is here.
Yes, why didn’t I expect that Li Yuanxi is a snake, and I will go to propose marriage next week, right?Sha Ergou glared at Yang Yu fiercely: Master, my daughter-in-law who has not passed the door is the snake. What should I do?
Oh, this snake and rat combination has been a taboo since ancient times. Why do you make such a low-level mistake?It’s a pity that you took Guan Gong to take charge!Yang Yu was so angry that he almost jumped up.
But the matchmaker said that if the snake and rat do not rush, the rat and horse will rush to each other!The silly Ergou Dad looked confused and didn't know what was going on. How could he know that it was all Yang Yu fooled people, and the snake and rat were not fighting at all.
Even the mirror was cracked, the camphor tree was borered, your son was possessed by evil spirits, Guan Gong's face was red, you see, these four images and four pillars were almost corroded by the demonic energy, and Guan Gong could not suppress them even if the four images fell!Isn't this considered a rush?This is to kill your husband. Your son’s life is in danger. You are so cruel as a father!Yang Yu took out all kinds of things and made up whatever he could be fooled. He was scared to death, and tortured him to death if he didn't scare him. Who told me to marry my cousin? Was it your son married?
Oh, that's my woman!
The village woman also went into the inner room, probably to take care of Sha Ergou.
OK, next week I will ask the matchmaker to break the engagement, hey!The daddy Sha Ergou was originally very satisfied with this marriage, but who knew it would be like this.
Yang Yu was happy. This was what you said, not what I said. Don’t blame me, but Yang Yu was still worried to avoid being exposed and suspicious. He wanted to leave all the relationship behind: Break the engagement?Can you do such an immoral thing?What if the snake demon gets angry?Yang Yu’s meaning is very clear. I don’t agree to break the engagement. Breaking off the engagement is not my purpose. If this stupid Ergou Dad knew that Yang Yu was so insidious, he wanted to set up a archway as a bitch, and probably wanted to kill Yang Yu.
I will go in person next week and don’t want the bride price. I will bring some things by the way, showing my sincerity. What does the master think?The silly Ergou Dad looked confused.
Well, that's right. I see that your son's evil spirit is gradually dissipating!As soon as Yang Yu finished speaking, the village woman ran out and shouted: Master, silly Ergou is healed, the rash has receded. It's really evil.
Oh, you are such a master Ah!Be sure to stay for dinner at night!
Yang Yu thanked him all the time and finally gave up the dinner, but his mood suddenly felt relieved. He looked back at the silly Ergou Dad who had bid farewell and secretly felt happy: I sold you, and you can also count the money for me!
As for whether Sha Ergou Dad will break the engagement next week, Yang Yu is still not sure, but in the scene just now, Yang Yu felt that he was acting perfectly. Thanks to the information collection in advance, he dared to take a bold bet.
Life is full of gambling!
It is almost dusk and the sun sets!
Yang Yu speeded up his hiking. There were no hotels in the village, so he was really not used to staying there, so he decided to rush back overnight.
But Yang Yu's steps were obviously not as fast as the sun set. As soon as he reached the top of the mountain, the sky was really dark.
It's over, isn't this a lost life again?
Yang Yu shines the road with a flashlight. The road is getting smaller and smaller, less clear and more depressing. The wilderness is pitch black, without a trace of popularity, and is terrible.
Yang Yu wanted to go out for a walk several times at night, but his aunt told him not to walk back to the mountain. There were mountain ghosts there. Yang Yu would laugh every time, and he felt very childish.
But I was really alone, and I felt a hint of chill in this nature.
Who knows what is hidden in the mountains in the dark?Yang Yu took a deep breath and found that he didn't dare to move forward.
There was a grave on the right side of the front, and there was still a burial in the countryside. It was obvious that there were people living in this grave. Yang Yu shone it with a flashlight and swallowed. He dared to leave during the day, but at night, he was alone in the wilderness.
What’s there to be afraid of? There are no ghosts in this world. I am a person with higher education!But wait, I remember that when I came here, I had never seen this grave, Ah?Yang Yu couldn't even remember it himself. Yang Yu walked over in one breath, not daring to raise his head. He always felt that there were eyes staring at him in the grave.
But just after passing the grave, there was a weed in front of me and there was no way out.
I was so sad that I shouldn’t have felt like the night road, why am I strong!Yang Yu regretted it.
In the deep mountains, there is no direction, no road, and even the electricity from the flashlight can be used up at any time. What should I do?
Yang Yu was confused.
I had to push away the weeds, follow the direction, and go forward little by little!
Just when Yang Yu was about to despair, some lights appeared in front of him. Yang Yu wiped his eyes and thought he was wrong or ghost fire, but when he looked closely, it was really lights, as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw!
He ran to the spot of light with excitement.
This place is not a village, with six or seven households still on the lights.
Yang Yu walked to the house nearest him, walked around the trees, and opened the weeds, and found that this was the backyard of the house. The backyard was very dark and overgrown with weeds, and faint lights shone in the house.
Yang Yu was about to start and enter the backyard, and a slight clamor came into his ears. Yang Yu looked along the sound and found a figure in the darkness on the left side of the yard. After a closer look, it turned out that it was a naked woman who was taking a shower.
Damn, why are spring everywhere in this countryside?
Yang Yu was excited and hid and peeked.
The woman was facing her back to her and was pouring her body with a water pipe. She was plump and her breasts were only seen on the edges. Her white butt could be seen clearly. Her two thighs were very deep. Yang Yu wanted to run up and go in hard between the two thighs.
Just when Yang Yu was excited, another girl came out of the house. The girl looked only about fourteen years old. The key is that she was also naked.
Guo Mei, come on, mom, wash you!It turned out to be a mother and daughter.
Guo Mei?
Yang Yu thought the name was very familiar, but there was no girl named Guo Mei in the class Ah.
I didn't care and continued to peek at the mother and daughter taking a shower together.
The little girl turned around several times, and Yang Yu still saw clearly that her breasts were still small and had only half developed, and her lower body was not as smooth as the black forest.
Mom, it seems that there is someone in the grass?The girl's eyes were sharp and sensitive. Yang Yu was just tired of squatting just now, so he stood up first, but the girl was discovered.
When the village woman saw that she was really a human being and shouted: Who?Who is peeking at someone taking a bath?As he said that, he hurriedly picked up his clothes and blocked his chest and butts from him and Guo Mei.
Yang Yu knew that he had exposed the stuffing and knew that it would be boring to hide. He stood up with a tough bullet and said embarrassedly: I am lost. I passed by here and wanted to stay for one night. I don’t know if it can be done?
Yang Yu didn't dare to walk over, for fear that they would misunderstand it, let alone peeking at her first. If the man in her family rushed out and beat him, he would be beaten in vain. Who told me to ignore it?
Then you go into the house first!Who knew that the village woman not only believed Yang Yu's words, but also invited him into the house.
Yang Yu was a little ashamed. He peeped at others and was so kind to him.
There are many differences between rural areas and cities. They trust each other very much when they meet strangers. To quote it, it is called trust, so it is simple.
But the people in the city are completely different. They are insecure and wary.
Yang Yu breathed a sigh of relief. He finally got to the end of the night, but when he walked into the mother and daughter, he found that the village woman was the one who helped carry trees during the day.
It's you?
It's you?The two of them said in surprise almost in unison.
Yang Yu felt that the world was too small, which confirmed his motto: Helping others is helping himself. Unexpectedly, this village woman helped him twice.
Teacher Yang?But the surprise was far more than that. Yang Yu actually heard the girl calling him Teacher Yang, but Yang Yu had no impression of her at all. Do you think that this female student would not recognize her naked?
Teacher Yang was stunned.
The daddy of Sha Ergou was already impressed by Yang Yu and delivered the situation. The weather, mirror, and tree at the beginning were all right. Even Sha Ergou was possessed by evil spirits and had not been a prophet. He didn't want to give him money. This is a living Bodhisattva Ah. Now he actually saw through these four pillars as the four symbols, which is amazing.
Yang Yu reached out and calculated, and Zou frowned. The silly Ergou Dad had really become a pug. He followed Yang Yu. He turned around and turned around and Yang Yu stopped. Every time he wanted to ask, he wanted to speak but stopped, for fear of disturbing the master.
I found it, there was indeed a demonic energy in the house, it was a snake demon!Yang Yu stared at her eyes wide, looking terrified, of course she pretended: Did you raise a snake?
snake?No Ah!Do we have snakes?Sha Ergou was stunned and looked at the village woman. The village woman shook her head vigorously. Yang Yu guessed that she was Sha Ergou's nanny.
Seeing that these two people were so stupid that they couldn't react, Yang Yu felt more anxious than anyone else, and could not say it explicitly. If that would be suspected, he would have to use the help of someone else's mouth.
Seeing that they didn't think about their cousin Yuanxi at all, Yang Yu was so anxious that he saw that the village woman knew she was illiterate, so he could only give some tips: Is the silly Ergou a rat?
It's Ah, how do the master know?That's right.The snake eats rat. This snake is coming to your son who has three meridians and single-passed men. Look at his rash is a sign!Yang Yu stared at his eyes, looking very scary.
Sha Ergou's face was pale, his butt was soft on the ground, and he was talking to himself that it was over.
Yang Yu even felt that he could win the Best Actor Award for the Film Festival, thanks to reading the book "Actor's Self-cultivation".
But the problem is that these two fools still didn't associate their cousin with each other. Yang Yu wanted to yell at them: Oh, my cousin is a snake, your stupid second dog is a rat, I just want to leave it alone after 360 degrees. You, your brain is kicked by a donkey, think about Ah!
Master, will it have something to do with your daughter-in-law?The village woman was actually smarter than this stupid Ergou's father. How stupid Ergou is, no wonder she had a son. But how could such a person get rich?
Yang Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief, success or failure is here.
Yes, why didn’t I expect that Li Yuanxi is a snake, and I will go to propose marriage next week, right?Sha Ergou glared at Yang Yu fiercely: Master, my daughter-in-law who has not passed the door is the snake. What should I do?
Oh, this snake and rat combination has been a taboo since ancient times. Why do you make such a low-level mistake?It’s a pity that you took Guan Gong to take charge!Yang Yu was so angry that he almost jumped up.
But the matchmaker said that if the snake and rat do not rush, the rat and horse will rush to each other!The silly Ergou Dad looked confused and didn't know what was going on. How could he know that it was all Yang Yu fooled people, and the snake and rat were not fighting at all.
Even the mirror was cracked, the camphor tree was borered, your son was possessed by evil spirits, Guan Gong's face was red, you see, these four images and four pillars were almost corroded by the demonic energy, and Guan Gong could not suppress them even if the four images fell!Isn't this considered a rush?This is to kill your husband. Your son’s life is in danger. You are so cruel as a father!Yang Yu took out all kinds of things and made up whatever he could be fooled. He was scared to death, and tortured him to death if he didn't scare him. Who told me to marry my cousin? Was it your son married?
Oh, that's my woman!
The village woman also went into the inner room, probably to take care of Sha Ergou.
OK, next week I will ask the matchmaker to break the engagement, hey!The daddy Sha Ergou was originally very satisfied with this marriage, but who knew it would be like this.
Yang Yu was happy. This was what you said, not what I said. Don’t blame me, but Yang Yu was still worried to avoid being exposed and suspicious. He wanted to leave all the relationship behind: Break the engagement?Can you do such an immoral thing?What if the snake demon gets angry?Yang Yu’s meaning is very clear. I don’t agree to break the engagement. Breaking off the engagement is not my purpose. If this stupid Ergou Dad knew that Yang Yu was so insidious, he wanted to set up a archway as a bitch, and probably wanted to kill Yang Yu.
I will go in person next week and don’t want the bride price. I will bring some things by the way, showing my sincerity. What does the master think?The silly Ergou Dad looked confused.
Well, that's right. I see that your son's evil spirit is gradually dissipating!As soon as Yang Yu finished speaking, the village woman ran out and shouted: Master, silly Ergou is healed, the rash has receded. It's really evil.
Oh, you are such a master Ah!Be sure to stay for dinner at night!
Yang Yu thanked him all the time and finally gave up the dinner, but his mood suddenly felt relieved. He looked back at the silly Ergou Dad who had bid farewell and secretly felt happy: I sold you, and you can also count the money for me!
As for whether Sha Ergou Dad will break the engagement next week, Yang Yu is still not sure, but in the scene just now, Yang Yu felt that he was acting perfectly. Thanks to the information collection in advance, he dared to take a bold bet.
Life is full of gambling!
It is almost dusk and the sun sets!
Yang Yu speeded up his hiking. There were no hotels in the village, so he was really not used to staying there, so he decided to rush back overnight.
But Yang Yu's steps were obviously not as fast as the sun set. As soon as he reached the top of the mountain, the sky was really dark.
It's over, isn't this a lost life again?
Yang Yu shines the road with a flashlight. The road is getting smaller and smaller, less clear and more depressing. The wilderness is pitch black, without a trace of popularity, and is terrible.
Yang Yu wanted to go out for a walk several times at night, but his aunt told him not to walk back to the mountain. There were mountain ghosts there. Yang Yu would laugh every time, and he felt very childish.
But I was really alone, and I felt a hint of chill in this nature.
Who knows what is hidden in the mountains in the dark?Yang Yu took a deep breath and found that he didn't dare to move forward.
There was a grave on the right side of the front, and there was still a burial in the countryside. It was obvious that there were people living in this grave. Yang Yu shone it with a flashlight and swallowed. He dared to leave during the day, but at night, he was alone in the wilderness.
What’s there to be afraid of? There are no ghosts in this world. I am a person with higher education!But wait, I remember that when I came here, I had never seen this grave, Ah?Yang Yu couldn't even remember it himself. Yang Yu walked over in one breath, not daring to raise his head. He always felt that there were eyes staring at him in the grave.
But just after passing the grave, there was a weed in front of me and there was no way out.
I was so sad that I shouldn’t have felt like the night road, why am I strong!Yang Yu regretted it.
In the deep mountains, there is no direction, no road, and even the electricity from the flashlight can be used up at any time. What should I do?
Yang Yu was confused.
I had to push away the weeds, follow the direction, and go forward little by little!
Just when Yang Yu was about to despair, some lights appeared in front of him. Yang Yu wiped his eyes and thought he was wrong or ghost fire, but when he looked closely, it was really lights, as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw!
He ran to the spot of light with excitement.
This place is not a village, with six or seven households still on the lights.
Yang Yu walked to the house nearest him, walked around the trees, and opened the weeds, and found that this was the backyard of the house. The backyard was very dark and overgrown with weeds, and faint lights shone in the house.
Yang Yu was about to start and enter the backyard, and a slight clamor came into his ears. Yang Yu looked along the sound and found a figure in the darkness on the left side of the yard. After a closer look, it turned out that it was a naked woman who was taking a shower.
Damn, why are spring everywhere in this countryside?
Yang Yu was excited and hid and peeked.
The woman was facing her back to her and was pouring her body with a water pipe. She was plump and her breasts were only seen on the edges. Her white butt could be seen clearly. Her two thighs were very deep. Yang Yu wanted to run up and go in hard between the two thighs.
Just when Yang Yu was excited, another girl came out of the house. The girl looked only about fourteen years old. The key is that she was also naked.
Guo Mei, come on, mom, wash you!It turned out to be a mother and daughter.
Guo Mei?
Yang Yu thought the name was very familiar, but there was no girl named Guo Mei in the class Ah.
I didn't care and continued to peek at the mother and daughter taking a shower together.
The little girl turned around several times, and Yang Yu still saw clearly that her breasts were still small and had only half developed, and her lower body was not as smooth as the black forest.
Mom, it seems that there is someone in the grass?The girl's eyes were sharp and sensitive. Yang Yu was just tired of squatting just now, so he stood up first, but the girl was discovered.
When the village woman saw that she was really a human being and shouted: Who?Who is peeking at someone taking a bath?As he said that, he hurriedly picked up his clothes and blocked his chest and butts from him and Guo Mei.
Yang Yu knew that he had exposed the stuffing and knew that it would be boring to hide. He stood up with a tough bullet and said embarrassedly: I am lost. I passed by here and wanted to stay for one night. I don’t know if it can be done?
Yang Yu didn't dare to walk over, for fear that they would misunderstand it, let alone peeking at her first. If the man in her family rushed out and beat him, he would be beaten in vain. Who told me to ignore it?
Then you go into the house first!Who knew that the village woman not only believed Yang Yu's words, but also invited him into the house.
Yang Yu was a little ashamed. He peeped at others and was so kind to him.
There are many differences between rural areas and cities. They trust each other very much when they meet strangers. To quote it, it is called trust, so it is simple.
But the people in the city are completely different. They are insecure and wary.
Yang Yu breathed a sigh of relief. He finally got to the end of the night, but when he walked into the mother and daughter, he found that the village woman was the one who helped carry trees during the day.
It's you?
It's you?The two of them said in surprise almost in unison.
Yang Yu felt that the world was too small, which confirmed his motto: Helping others is helping himself. Unexpectedly, this village woman helped him twice.
Teacher Yang?But the surprise was far more than that. Yang Yu actually heard the girl calling him Teacher Yang, but Yang Yu had no impression of her at all. Do you think that this female student would not recognize her naked?
Teacher Yang was stunned.
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