Chapter 110 Pervert

This is the first time that Tan Qing has officially entered this house, if not counting the last time.

Last time, I had an unusual tug-of-war with Shen Yunzhong at the door, and then Lin Zhiyan came back and caught up with her and couldn't see clearly what she looked like in the house.

The house is pretty good. Although it is incomparable to my own villa, it is better because of its exquisiteness. The decoration is restrained and not luxurious, but it is definitely very comfortable.

Tan Qing couldn't help but become a little jealous of Chen Yunzhong. When can she own a house that belongs only to her?

Every day, I either live in school or live with my father's black-faced god, without any fun or secrets.

Sit Ah!

I greeted Tan Qing in the clouds, what should I drink?

Tan Qing was interrupted by Chen Yunzhong's fantasy. Although Chen Yunzhong didn't know what she was thinking, she still felt a little embarrassed. She came to ask him for guilt. How could she be the house of someone from the beginning?

In order to get back some of the so-called face, Tan Qing said angrily: "You are drinking your stuff!"

Chen Yun smiled and said: Why? Are you afraid that I will give you a pill or aphrodisiac? Don’t worry, I’m not as rude as some people. Women are skirts, men are gentlemen. Men have one less word “clothing” than women, which means they don’t wear clothes. This is why the so-called “gentleman is open and honest” says, and what small actions I don’t want to do!

When talking about a gentleman being open and honest in the clouds, he deliberately pretends to be confused, which sounds very much like a gentleman. It will make people involuntarily think of a famous picture of a bear. The bear pulls a windbreaker opens, and writes: The gentleman is flat; writes: The villain hides **.

Tan Qing knew that Shen Yun was intentional, so she couldn't help but scold: Shen Yun, you hooligan!

Chen Yun pretended to be very aggrieved and said: Talking about sister, why do you say this? I have always been a good person. You deliberately rubbed against me just now, but I didn't even say anything. You are the evil ones who complained first!

Tan Qing was so angry that her nose was crooked: You bastard!It was you who rubbed her on her body!

Chen Yunzhong said: Talking about sister, I don’t think there is any need to be too serious about this issue. After all, the role of force is mutual, and it is really hard to explain whoever is rubbing against it.

Tan Qing tried hard to endure her anger: Bah, don’t call me sister Tan, I don’t have to give you half a cent.

Chen Yunzhong said: Talking about sister, don’t say that. There are all brothers in the world. Although we are different from each other, we cannot be brothers, and it is still okay to be brothers and sisters. Don’t be so ignorant of adaptability.

Tan Qing felt a little powerless. Any external fallacy that comes to this guy’s mouth will make some sense, this bastard!

Tan Qing didn't know what else to say, but she couldn't lose in terms of momentum. She started to scold her if she had no reason and said it. So she cursed: Who wants to be brothers and sisters with you? I hate you so much. You are just a big bastard, a big gangster, a big wolf, and a big scoundrel!

He continued to say leisurely in the clouds: Talking about sister, don’t say that. A great man once said that there is no love for no reason, nor hatred for no reason. Just like right and wrong, love and hatred are just a matter of thought. If you are not prepared to grasp the degree of love and hate, you must be careful not to have love because of hatred, otherwise I will be in a difficult situation. After all, I am a family, and it is not a good habit to have a fame. But then again, I am not the kind of person who is not ignorant of the charm. What should I do? I am really in a dilemma!

Speaking of it later, Chen Yunzhong felt that he had been involved in the show, and his expression became extremely painful, as if he was really embarrassed.

Tan Qing felt that she wanted to cry a little, why did she come?

Those who came to ask for the crime were not formally asked, but were teased first. What's wrong?

Why was he led his nose when he came in?

No, you must change this situation!

So, Tan Qing ignored Shen Lang's nonsense and said directly: Bastard, I'll ask you, what did you do to Qin Lan? Why did she become that way?

Chen Yunzhong said: Are you really unwilling to drink?

Tan Qing tried hard to endure: Don’t drink!

Chen Yunzhong: If you don’t drink, I will drink. After saying so many words, I feel thirsty!

Tan Qing's little hand was already clenched into a fist, and her whole body was trembling: Drink quickly!

Chen Yunzhong: My cup is a free meeting, it’s very hot, I can’t even get it!

Tan Qing: Then answer my question first!

Chen Yunzhong sat down on the sofa, looked up at Tan Qing, and continued to look around him: Don’t you need to sit down?

Tan Qing's patience is almost at the critical point: Don't sit!Say it quickly!

The clouds are still slow and dying: If you don’t sit and pull it, maybe you feel a bit superior in speaking condescendingly. If you sit down, I still have to wash the sofa cover. Why bother to ask for trouble?

Tan Qing finally collapsed: In the clouds, you bastard, if you don’t answer my question, I will fight you!

As he said that, he took out a pistol from his body and pointed at the sunken clouds tremblingly.

Chen Yunzhong didn't even look at it and said: Talking to sister, how could you do this?

Tan Qing was a little confused: What's wrong with me?

Chen Yunzhong: Why don’t you pay insurance? Your father is a soldier and doesn't even teach his woman to turn on insurance before shooting.

Tan Qing blushed when she heard this, and she hurriedly turned on the insurance and shouted: Answer my question quickly, or I will shoot!

Chen Yun calmly picked up the glass of water and drank it slowly, saying: What's the problem?

Tan Qing could hardly help but shoot. She was pretending to be garlic even when she heard it. She was such a bastard!He kept talking nonsense, clearly trying to tease people on purpose.

However, Tan Qing had not lost her mind yet and repeated: What did you do to Qin Lan?

Chen Yunzhong smiled and said: It turns out that it is this problem. Haha, there is nothing Ah, I just do what normal people like to do.

Tan Qing finally got the answer she wanted, and she lost the last bit of luck in her heart and cursed: You rapist, I want to kill you!

Chen Yun didn't care at all: In my memory, you have said the sentence "I want to kill you" countless times, right? But why am I still alive?

Tan Qing said: Don’t think I dare not shoot!

Chen Yunzhong said: If you want to, just open it. Turn it on quickly. I don’t know what it feels like to be shot. Hurry up and help me!

Tan Qing's rationality and patience were finally exhausted, and she screamed and pulled the trigger.

Bang

Bang

After three shots, Tan Qing fell to the ground like she had no bones, and her whole body seemed to have used up.

But when she looked up, Shen Yun was still looking at her with a smile.

Tan Qing was shocked and screamed: Ghost Ah, don’t come over, I have a gun!

Chen Yun smiled and said: So what if you have a gun? Can you kill the ghost?

As he said that, he stood up and walked towards Tan Qing.

Tan Qing closed her eyes, pulled the trigger again, and fired all the bullets inside the pistol in one breath. The room was immediately filled with pungent smell of gunpowder, and smoke was shrouded in smoke.

When the smoke of gunpowder disappeared, Tan Qing was terrified to find that she was still standing not far away from her in the sunken clouds, holding several golden bullets in her hand, showing them to herself!

Tan Qing said in disbelief: You are not dead?

Chen Yunzhong said: If I had died so easily, I would have died long ago. Do you have to wait for you to kill with a gun now?

Tan Qing: You know magic!Why did I forget, you know magic!

Chen Yunzhong said: Whatever you say, it would be right that I was not dead anyway.

Tan Qing gritted her teeth and said: Do you think you will never die if you are not dead now?See what this is?

As he said that, Tan Qing started to take off her top.

When I saw Tan Qing take off her clothes, Chen Yun was a little surprised. Could this girl be so angry, right?

Why is it so easy to take off your clothes and devote yourself to it?

Although I really want to take her down once and for all, it shouldn't be so easy, right?

When the things in Tan Qing's clothes were exposed, Chen Yunzhong felt relieved and couldn't help but take a breath. A packet of explosives was tied to the girl Tan Qing's waist.

The explosive pack is flake-shaped. I didn't notice it just now because I was covered with Tan Qing's coat. It was not that I didn't notice the murderous aura in the sun, but he thought that these murderous auras were emitted from Tan Qing, but he didn't expect it to be explosive!

Tan Qing said with hatred: In the clouds, I’m not afraid to tell you that the bread here is the so-called C4. Don’t look at it just like that, there is no problem in blowing up this house.

Chen Yunzhong said: Damn, are you crazy? What hatred do we have?

Tan Qing said: Hate?The hatred is getting big. You went against me on the first day of school and did such dirty things to me in your dormitory. All your roommates saw it. How could I have the face to meet people!

Later you created the illusion of rape, which almost killed me.Now, you raped my good sister Qin Lan even more.

Isn't so much enough?My life has been completely destroyed by you. I have no meaning to live anyway. I want to die with you!

Chen Yun was so choked that he almost couldn't speak. This girl, if you want to be rational, who was the first to provoke these things?

Tan Qing, would you please tell me some truth?You are the first to challenge you to sing the conquest on the first day of school. Do you understand if you are willing to accept the bet?Later, you took the initiative to hit me in my dormitory, and I was in self-defense!As for the fake rape, you drugged my meal. I didn’t really rape you, you are already kind enough.As for Qin Lan’s affairs, we are in love with each other and are purely voluntary. Do we understand when we are in love?What is rape not?Don’t put hats on others. Do you think others are as dirty as you think?

Tan Qing was speechless and stayed for a long time before she said angrily: I don’t care, I will die with you!

Chen Yunzhong deliberately said that such a bunch of long talks had a purpose. While he was talking, he had already used energy to quietly change the ingredients of C4. Now there was no explosives in it, and it all turned into flour.

After doing all this, Chen Yun sat down again and said leisurely: Press it, press the switch hard, I want to see how you died with me!

Tan Qing was so excited by Chen Yun, and the courage she had just plucked up was actually half removed. She had seen the power of C4, otherwise she wouldn't have gone to find Qin Kang, who was not blinded by love, to help steal explosives.

Don't think I dare not!

Tan Qing is a bit tough on the outside but authentic on the inside.

Chen Yun smiled and said: I know you are very brave. Come on, blow it up, don’t be pityed because of my handsomeness and your beauty. After a loud bang, if you are lucky, the bodies of the two of us will be preserved intact, but the clothes and other clothes will naturally be burned. Then the media will report that a naked man and woman detonated explosives in the apartment and both committed suicide. If we are not lucky, we will both become fragments, flying all over the sky, with minced meat mixed together, achieving an effect of having you in me and you in me. The media will write this way, the men and women who have committed suicide to seek a fusion, and the methods are extremely effective.

Ah

Tan Qing screamed, stop talking, I'm not afraid!

Chen Yun smiled and said: Why are you not afraid of screaming? Why do your hands tremble? Why does your voice tremble? In fact, you are not afraid of death at all, but you are afraid of using this method to die. A delicate and beautiful woman will be blown into pieces. When he reaches hell, the King of Hell will not recognize her.

Originally, if you die in a grand manner and go to hell, the King of Hell could accept you as a prison lady or something.

But if you become fragments, I am afraid that even the cow head and horse noodles will not want you, and will only stew you to eat meat.

Oh, this is the end of a generation of beauties. I think about it and feel sad for you.But I heard that the meat of beautiful women is delicious. In ancient times, when there was no food to eat, they would rob the beauties everywhere and then boil them in a big pot...

vomit

Tan Qing finally couldn't listen anymore, so she bent down and vomited violently, her abdomen was overwhelming, wishing she could spit out all her internal organs. She had never felt so disgusted before. She cursed hard, in the clouds, you pervert, super statement, you bastard!

Chen Yunzhong said: Press the button Ah, just press it gently and all your pain will disappear, and you won’t be disgusted. Anyway, you will not feel anything after you die.

But I would like to remind you that the ghosts and gods in hell are also very perverted. Some guys like to take dead bodies over...

Doing something that seems bad to you.

Because there are too few entertainment in hell, but there are so many corpses, and there are many female corpses, but they don’t have money, especially those beautiful corpses. There are probably many dead ghosts waiting in line.

So, please pray quickly that you will be blown into pieces. If it is fried into pieces, it will be eaten at most, but if it is complete... tsk tsk...

Tan Qing was so angry that she couldn't stand up. She held one hand on the wall and her legs were trembling: In the clouds, you bastard!

Chen Yunzhong said: Don’t just scold Ah, this will not have any lethality to me.

You are perverted, you are not a human being, you bully women!

Tan Qing cried, she could no longer stand and squatted in the corner.

Chen Yunzhong said: Is that true? Oh, think about it, I also feel a little perverted. But then again, I didn't say anything, I was just talking nonsense. Do you really believe that there will be hell and the Hall of Hell? Will there be bullheads and horse faces and dead ghosts? Haha, what era is it, do you still believe in these? I just said it casually, but you believed it yourself. It was just that you scared yourself, but you slandered me as a pervert. Am I wronged or not?

you……

Tan Qing was speechless. She felt that she could no longer bear it. Her eyes were red and she said, "I'll fight you!"

As he said that, he rushed towards the sunken clouds and pressed the explosive button at the same time.

Tan Qing successfully threw herself into Chen Yun's arms, but she did not hear the expected explosion. After a long time of stunned life, she finally realized something was wrong. She hugged Chen Yun's waist tightly, and the two people's bodies were tightly pressed together, and even the violent heartbeat could be heard.

Tan Qing was stunned. Why didn't the explosives explode? She pushed them away from the sunken clouds and hurriedly tore off the explosives and removed the packaging outside. She saw that it was white powder inside, which looked like flour.

Tan Qing felt that she was going crazy and said in a daze: No wonder you are not afraid, you have known that I am flour here, right?

Chen Yunzhong said aggrievedly: How could I know? They are all tied to you, and I didn't touch you!

Tan Qing couldn't accept this tragic fact and fainted in discomfort and embarrassed.

Chen Yunzhong was a little funny. Why did this girl faint with me again? Last time I fainted at school, there were so many people protecting you, and I, Old Shen, couldn't do it, but this time, hehe...