Zhao Xiaoxian giggled and said: Brother, guess!
He pondered in the clouds for a while and said: I guess there are only two reasons. There is a certain kind of relative relationship between you, and she is not good at attacking you: Second, what are the handles you hold in your hand? She is afraid of being irritated by the mouse. However, Chen Yiling's sister doesn't know you, which shows that the first one is not true, so it is the second one. You have her handle on your hands!
Zhao Xiaoxian immediately smiled and clapped his hands: Brother is so smart, you can guess it one by one. It's right, he does have her handle on his hands. Brother guess what it is?
Chen Yun smiled bitterly and said: I can't guess this. She has done so many bad things, maybe you will see it once!
Zhao Xiaoxian said: No... Actually, it's not a bad thing, hehe, it's very interesting, Chen Yunzhong said: You can tell me directly.
Zhao Xiaoxian leaned over and lay in Shen Yunzhong's ear and said: One day when I went to the bathroom, I happened to be next to her, but at first I didn't know, but later I felt something was wrong next to me, as if someone was moaning. I was curious, so I reached out to my hand from the gap in the baffle below to shoot a short video.Later, I saw that it was Chen Yiling, who actually had silver in the toilet, and he didn't mention the swaying look.
Chen Yunzhong also found it funny and said: You weren't caught by her on the spot. Zhao Xiaoxian said: Of course, if she caught me on the spot, wouldn't I be finished? Later, we got into evil because of each small matter. She wanted to find someone to hit me, so I showed her the video on my phone. Now, if you dare to hit me. I will make it public, you are showing your face anyway! Actually, I didn't have a backup at that time, but Chen Yiling's name was scared. If I walked out, she would definitely be ruined. So, from that time on, no matter how quarrels we had, she didn't dare to do anything to me.
After hearing this, Chen Yunzhong shook his head with a wry smile and said: I am getting more and more confused about you little girls. I have done everything that adults have to do. What will I do when I grow up in the future?
Zhao Xiaoxian smiled and said: Let’s have a baby when you grow up, and then teach them how to avoid suffering losses. The best way to avoid being bullied is to bully others, just like the best defensive principle of offense!
The sweat in the clouds was a little unbearable, so he quickly changed the subject and said: I didn't expect that Chen Yiling, the barbarian woman, would have such a reasonable sister. As the saying goes, it's not that one family doesn't come into each other. It seems that this law is not very applicable to them.
Zhao Xiaoxian smiled and said: Why, brother, are you moved to see that he is so reasonable and beautiful?
He cut in the clouds and said: 99% of people in this world are very reasonable. Am I going to be moved?
Zhao Xiaoxian smiled and said: What's wrong with that?Brother, you should be a little domineering, just like before, it’s really cool that you vented your anger and acted like a hooligan for others just now.
Chen Yunzhong heard the joy and joked: Is it true? If you like it, I will show you Ah. Brother can’t do anything else. This is a hooligan who is good at playing a hooligan! Zhao Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this, and then said: Hehe, good Ah, good Ah, we will find a place with many people after dinner. We pretended to be someone we didn’t know, and my brother was also playing hooligans to others. It would be very exciting to play like that, and it would be very fun!
Chen Yun was sweating all the time. This girl was thinking about something. Looking at Zhao Yatou's longing look, Chen Yun was shocked. Could it be that she took it seriously, so she said weakly: Girl, aren't you telling it seriously?
Zhao Xiaoxian looked serious: Of course, come as soon as possible. Today, my brother said that it is a day of relaxation. My brother must satisfy all his wishes!
Chen Yun suddenly felt a headache and said: That's how he said, but what if... someone called the police?
Zhao Xiaoxian said: Call the police. If you call the police, let’s run away and find a new place to continue playing!
Sweat profusely...
Chen Yunzhong suddenly felt that not everything can be joked about, nor can everything be revealed. You may be joking seriously, but others will regard jokes as serious.
After lunch, Zhao Xiaoxian couldn't resist the perseverance in the clouds, and finally agreed to find a place to help her. The rogue drama beauty. The location is worse than picking a place. Anyway, the two of them have to take a half-day tour of Zhihuang University, so the location of this drama was chosen at Zhihuang University.
The two parked their car to the parking lot of Zhihuang University, and then walked to choose a place to escape from the assistance site. The Shenyun Center was a little weak. Although they dropped out of school, they had been studying here for several months, and there were quite a few people they knew. If an acquaintance sees himself teasing a little beauty, it will be too embarrassing. Fortunately, Zhao Xiaoxian is not familiar with Zhihuang University, so he found a very secluded place in the clouds, the back mountain of Zhihuang University.
The back mountain is a place that couples like to visit very much, because it is barely a small hill, with a relative height of about seventy or eighty meters. It is a good place to talk about love in front of green trees and fragrant grass.
But now that the end of the semester is coming, most students are busy reviewing their homework, and this place is temporarily in a state of depression and few people come.
Now that I want to sing a rogue drama, this place is the most suitable. Zhao Xiaoxian is a child's character, and it is difficult for her to refuse her special request in the clouds. Now this place will not cause a lot of commotion. It is really suitable to meet Zhao Xiaoxian's request.
Looking at the sparse crowd around, Zhao Xiaoxian felt very dissatisfied. Without audiences, what is the point of supporting this drama?
Zhao Xiaoxian said: Brother, it’s not good. There are so few people here, and it’s meaningless to play.Why not go to the teaching area, which is crowded.
The half-true thing in the clouds said: In fact, the teaching area is sparsely populated now, and the final exam is about to be about to be in the final exam. Everyone is busy cramming temporarily. They must be teaching in the inner and the library to read books. Who would run around?
Zhao Xiaoxian couldn't help but feel a little disappointed and suddenly said: Then let's go to the classroom or library, it must be very exciting!
Chen Yun was a little dizzy and hurriedly advised: Auntie, this must not work. Jia Zhili and the library have cameras. When your brother teases you, you will definitely be photographed. If someone calls the police and follows the map, he will knock your brother into the bureau in one go. Who will teach you Ah?
Zhao Xiaoxian stuck out his tongue playfully and said: Xiaoxian is thinking too simple, and I don’t know where there are cameras.Well, this place is also good, the scenery is pretty good. If there is another DV, it would be great. I took a picture of the scene where my brother teased me and kept it to watch slowly in the future. It would feel good!
Chen Yunzhong smiled and said: Can't you take pictures of your phone? Turn on the camera function of your phone and find a place to fix it. Isn't that OK.
Zhao Xiaoxian applauded and leapt on Shen Yunzhong's face, and said: Brother, you are so smart, you are worthy of being my perverted teacher. It's so awesome!
Shen Yun sweated again, and felt strange in his heart. He felt that this fact was a bit ridiculous today. However, in order to meet the requirements of his beloved little woman, he could only absurdly once. He just regarded it as a training for liberating nature. Those who are gang members are said to have the first lesson of entering the film academy to liberate nature. Beautiful and handsome guys would actually learn to bark, hum, and make love on the ground...
In comparison, it is nothing to cooperate with Zhao Xiaoxian to play a game where gangsters teasing beautiful women.
Brother, I have my phone ready and it’s on the stone bench next to me. We can start now!
Zhao Xiaoxian's face was flushed, maybe he was excited, or maybe he was still excited, after all, this kind of game cannot be played casually.
So, the show started to play in the woods. A tall boy about 1.8 meters tall blocked the way of a cheongsam beauty. The boy had a cruel and trivial expression on a tree and leaned on a tree, saying: Little sister, how could he have never seen you before?
The little beauty dressed up as if she was alert, took a step back, as if she was frightened by the boy, and said stutteringly: I... you get out of here, I want to go over!
The little beauty took a step back, and the big boy went further, getting closer to the little beauty, and said with a smile: Don’t rush to leave, chat with my brother about the weather, a light life, what is the Goldbach conjecture, what is the theory of relativity, what is the perpetual motion machine, we can all discuss it. Brother, I am very knowledgeable.
The little beauty can't retreat anymore because she has retreated to the big trees one by one, with her back against the big trees, and she said tremblingly: You...you go away, or I will...I'll call the police.
The big boy smiled and held his hands on the big tree, half surrounded the little beauty in the range of his arms, and said: Call the police?Why call the police? Why am I going to deal with you?I just want to discuss with you the issue of life and world outlook. Why should I keep people from thousands of miles away?
The expression on the little beauty's face was very shy, as if she was about to cry, and said: What do you...what do you want to do?
The big boy stretched out a hand and pressed it on the little beauty's chest and said: Hehehe, I don't want to do anything... Yiya, little beauty, your cheongsam is good.Where did I buy it? The fabric is good, it is so smooth and soft. Oh, what is the thing in this cheongsam? It seems to be softer than a cheongsam.
The little beauty's tears were almost falling, and she said in that trembling voice: Don't Ah... That place is someone's breasts... Don't touch it, you can't touch it... Ah... YīngNíng... Brother... It's so itchy...
The big boy suddenly changed his mouth and whispered to the little beauty: Oh, girl, don’t get into the state so quickly. The hooligan just touched your chest and started moaning. Wouldn’t that hooligan be so happy? You have to resist a little!
The little beauty smiled and said: It’s the first time I’m not experienced, so it’s going to be fine in the future, then... let’s come again!
The big boy stroked the little beauty's chest and stroked her silk satin cheongsam everywhere, and from time to time, he squeezed the little beauty's chest and mouth whispered: Oh, I have never seen such a good dress in my life, it's so soft!
The little beauty reached out to push the big boy and shouted: Hooligan Ah, please let me go, otherwise I will call someone...
Then, the big boy showed a very classic line: Just shout, even if you shout, no one will save you!
At this moment, a woman's righteous voice rang behind Shen Yunzhong: Who said there is no hooligan, please let go of that little sister!
The big boy was stunned when he heard this. Why was this voice so familiar?
He pondered in the clouds for a while and said: I guess there are only two reasons. There is a certain kind of relative relationship between you, and she is not good at attacking you: Second, what are the handles you hold in your hand? She is afraid of being irritated by the mouse. However, Chen Yiling's sister doesn't know you, which shows that the first one is not true, so it is the second one. You have her handle on your hands!
Zhao Xiaoxian immediately smiled and clapped his hands: Brother is so smart, you can guess it one by one. It's right, he does have her handle on his hands. Brother guess what it is?
Chen Yun smiled bitterly and said: I can't guess this. She has done so many bad things, maybe you will see it once!
Zhao Xiaoxian said: No... Actually, it's not a bad thing, hehe, it's very interesting, Chen Yunzhong said: You can tell me directly.
Zhao Xiaoxian leaned over and lay in Shen Yunzhong's ear and said: One day when I went to the bathroom, I happened to be next to her, but at first I didn't know, but later I felt something was wrong next to me, as if someone was moaning. I was curious, so I reached out to my hand from the gap in the baffle below to shoot a short video.Later, I saw that it was Chen Yiling, who actually had silver in the toilet, and he didn't mention the swaying look.
Chen Yunzhong also found it funny and said: You weren't caught by her on the spot. Zhao Xiaoxian said: Of course, if she caught me on the spot, wouldn't I be finished? Later, we got into evil because of each small matter. She wanted to find someone to hit me, so I showed her the video on my phone. Now, if you dare to hit me. I will make it public, you are showing your face anyway! Actually, I didn't have a backup at that time, but Chen Yiling's name was scared. If I walked out, she would definitely be ruined. So, from that time on, no matter how quarrels we had, she didn't dare to do anything to me.
After hearing this, Chen Yunzhong shook his head with a wry smile and said: I am getting more and more confused about you little girls. I have done everything that adults have to do. What will I do when I grow up in the future?
Zhao Xiaoxian smiled and said: Let’s have a baby when you grow up, and then teach them how to avoid suffering losses. The best way to avoid being bullied is to bully others, just like the best defensive principle of offense!
The sweat in the clouds was a little unbearable, so he quickly changed the subject and said: I didn't expect that Chen Yiling, the barbarian woman, would have such a reasonable sister. As the saying goes, it's not that one family doesn't come into each other. It seems that this law is not very applicable to them.
Zhao Xiaoxian smiled and said: Why, brother, are you moved to see that he is so reasonable and beautiful?
He cut in the clouds and said: 99% of people in this world are very reasonable. Am I going to be moved?
Zhao Xiaoxian smiled and said: What's wrong with that?Brother, you should be a little domineering, just like before, it’s really cool that you vented your anger and acted like a hooligan for others just now.
Chen Yunzhong heard the joy and joked: Is it true? If you like it, I will show you Ah. Brother can’t do anything else. This is a hooligan who is good at playing a hooligan! Zhao Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this, and then said: Hehe, good Ah, good Ah, we will find a place with many people after dinner. We pretended to be someone we didn’t know, and my brother was also playing hooligans to others. It would be very exciting to play like that, and it would be very fun!
Chen Yun was sweating all the time. This girl was thinking about something. Looking at Zhao Yatou's longing look, Chen Yun was shocked. Could it be that she took it seriously, so she said weakly: Girl, aren't you telling it seriously?
Zhao Xiaoxian looked serious: Of course, come as soon as possible. Today, my brother said that it is a day of relaxation. My brother must satisfy all his wishes!
Chen Yun suddenly felt a headache and said: That's how he said, but what if... someone called the police?
Zhao Xiaoxian said: Call the police. If you call the police, let’s run away and find a new place to continue playing!
Sweat profusely...
Chen Yunzhong suddenly felt that not everything can be joked about, nor can everything be revealed. You may be joking seriously, but others will regard jokes as serious.
After lunch, Zhao Xiaoxian couldn't resist the perseverance in the clouds, and finally agreed to find a place to help her. The rogue drama beauty. The location is worse than picking a place. Anyway, the two of them have to take a half-day tour of Zhihuang University, so the location of this drama was chosen at Zhihuang University.
The two parked their car to the parking lot of Zhihuang University, and then walked to choose a place to escape from the assistance site. The Shenyun Center was a little weak. Although they dropped out of school, they had been studying here for several months, and there were quite a few people they knew. If an acquaintance sees himself teasing a little beauty, it will be too embarrassing. Fortunately, Zhao Xiaoxian is not familiar with Zhihuang University, so he found a very secluded place in the clouds, the back mountain of Zhihuang University.
The back mountain is a place that couples like to visit very much, because it is barely a small hill, with a relative height of about seventy or eighty meters. It is a good place to talk about love in front of green trees and fragrant grass.
But now that the end of the semester is coming, most students are busy reviewing their homework, and this place is temporarily in a state of depression and few people come.
Now that I want to sing a rogue drama, this place is the most suitable. Zhao Xiaoxian is a child's character, and it is difficult for her to refuse her special request in the clouds. Now this place will not cause a lot of commotion. It is really suitable to meet Zhao Xiaoxian's request.
Looking at the sparse crowd around, Zhao Xiaoxian felt very dissatisfied. Without audiences, what is the point of supporting this drama?
Zhao Xiaoxian said: Brother, it’s not good. There are so few people here, and it’s meaningless to play.Why not go to the teaching area, which is crowded.
The half-true thing in the clouds said: In fact, the teaching area is sparsely populated now, and the final exam is about to be about to be in the final exam. Everyone is busy cramming temporarily. They must be teaching in the inner and the library to read books. Who would run around?
Zhao Xiaoxian couldn't help but feel a little disappointed and suddenly said: Then let's go to the classroom or library, it must be very exciting!
Chen Yun was a little dizzy and hurriedly advised: Auntie, this must not work. Jia Zhili and the library have cameras. When your brother teases you, you will definitely be photographed. If someone calls the police and follows the map, he will knock your brother into the bureau in one go. Who will teach you Ah?
Zhao Xiaoxian stuck out his tongue playfully and said: Xiaoxian is thinking too simple, and I don’t know where there are cameras.Well, this place is also good, the scenery is pretty good. If there is another DV, it would be great. I took a picture of the scene where my brother teased me and kept it to watch slowly in the future. It would feel good!
Chen Yunzhong smiled and said: Can't you take pictures of your phone? Turn on the camera function of your phone and find a place to fix it. Isn't that OK.
Zhao Xiaoxian applauded and leapt on Shen Yunzhong's face, and said: Brother, you are so smart, you are worthy of being my perverted teacher. It's so awesome!
Shen Yun sweated again, and felt strange in his heart. He felt that this fact was a bit ridiculous today. However, in order to meet the requirements of his beloved little woman, he could only absurdly once. He just regarded it as a training for liberating nature. Those who are gang members are said to have the first lesson of entering the film academy to liberate nature. Beautiful and handsome guys would actually learn to bark, hum, and make love on the ground...
In comparison, it is nothing to cooperate with Zhao Xiaoxian to play a game where gangsters teasing beautiful women.
Brother, I have my phone ready and it’s on the stone bench next to me. We can start now!
Zhao Xiaoxian's face was flushed, maybe he was excited, or maybe he was still excited, after all, this kind of game cannot be played casually.
So, the show started to play in the woods. A tall boy about 1.8 meters tall blocked the way of a cheongsam beauty. The boy had a cruel and trivial expression on a tree and leaned on a tree, saying: Little sister, how could he have never seen you before?
The little beauty dressed up as if she was alert, took a step back, as if she was frightened by the boy, and said stutteringly: I... you get out of here, I want to go over!
The little beauty took a step back, and the big boy went further, getting closer to the little beauty, and said with a smile: Don’t rush to leave, chat with my brother about the weather, a light life, what is the Goldbach conjecture, what is the theory of relativity, what is the perpetual motion machine, we can all discuss it. Brother, I am very knowledgeable.
The little beauty can't retreat anymore because she has retreated to the big trees one by one, with her back against the big trees, and she said tremblingly: You...you go away, or I will...I'll call the police.
The big boy smiled and held his hands on the big tree, half surrounded the little beauty in the range of his arms, and said: Call the police?Why call the police? Why am I going to deal with you?I just want to discuss with you the issue of life and world outlook. Why should I keep people from thousands of miles away?
The expression on the little beauty's face was very shy, as if she was about to cry, and said: What do you...what do you want to do?
The big boy stretched out a hand and pressed it on the little beauty's chest and said: Hehehe, I don't want to do anything... Yiya, little beauty, your cheongsam is good.Where did I buy it? The fabric is good, it is so smooth and soft. Oh, what is the thing in this cheongsam? It seems to be softer than a cheongsam.
The little beauty's tears were almost falling, and she said in that trembling voice: Don't Ah... That place is someone's breasts... Don't touch it, you can't touch it... Ah... YīngNíng... Brother... It's so itchy...
The big boy suddenly changed his mouth and whispered to the little beauty: Oh, girl, don’t get into the state so quickly. The hooligan just touched your chest and started moaning. Wouldn’t that hooligan be so happy? You have to resist a little!
The little beauty smiled and said: It’s the first time I’m not experienced, so it’s going to be fine in the future, then... let’s come again!
The big boy stroked the little beauty's chest and stroked her silk satin cheongsam everywhere, and from time to time, he squeezed the little beauty's chest and mouth whispered: Oh, I have never seen such a good dress in my life, it's so soft!
The little beauty reached out to push the big boy and shouted: Hooligan Ah, please let me go, otherwise I will call someone...
Then, the big boy showed a very classic line: Just shout, even if you shout, no one will save you!
At this moment, a woman's righteous voice rang behind Shen Yunzhong: Who said there is no hooligan, please let go of that little sister!
The big boy was stunned when he heard this. Why was this voice so familiar?