Chen Yun panicked and coughed twice, saying: Little girl, it is very dangerous for you to say such words to a healthy uncle like this.
Zhao Xiaoxian said: Is it dangerous?They are the kind of people who know that there is a tiger in the mountain and tend to travel towards Tiger Mountain, but how dangerous is it?
Chen Yunzhong said: You can eat rice indiscriminately, and you should not talk nonsense. Do you know? If your sister heard this, would I still be alive? You should know that your sister is a lion from the east of the river.
Zhao Xiaoxian chuckled and said: Hehe, is it true?Then why do you still like my sister so much?Are you masochist?
Chen Yunzhong said shamelessly: That's not, if you see many gentle women, you should try BH women to try fresh and change their tastes, don't you?
Zhao Xiaoxian turned over, making the spring light in his upper body even more severe. It seemed that he was probably patient in Shen Yunzhong: What does Teacher Shilang think about him?
Chen Yunzhong suddenly felt that his eyes were blinded by the large white flowers. He wanted to see but had concerns. He could only glance at him secretly and pretend to be stupid: What?
Women are sensitive animals. You can tell whether the man's eyes are on him without looking at him. When you feel the hiding and sneaky gaze in the clouds, you say proudly: Teacher Shilang deliberately pretends to be stupid, right? Then they said clearly that if your sister doesn't give you a good face, they will give you; if your sister doesn't agree to you, they will promise you; if your sister doesn't like you, they will like you; if your sister keeps keeping me away from you, but they just like you, your appearance is so handsome, although you don't look handsome, they like men with connotation. How about it, think about it, I like Teacher Shilang very much.
Chen Yun was a little excited. It was not easy for Ah. It was the first time I was chased by someone. I was so excited and excited. But should I be more reserved? Zhao Bing is really too...
That one, I'm afraid I'll get angry if I know it.
Cough cough... don't talk nonsense, you are underage...
The rejection in the clouds was too pale and powerless, and he could feel it himself.
Zhao Xiaoxian said slowly: Come on, I dislike him being young?But I heard from Sister Yan that you have a girlfriend who is younger than me!
Chen Yunzhong was a little embarrassed: Ahem, how could she tell you this? What are women talking about?
Zhao Xiaoxian shouted excitedly: So it is true?They just said it casually, but they didn't expect... Teacher Shilang, what else do you have to say?
Chen Yun almost fainted: What? If you dare to cheat me? Looking for Ah?
Zhao Xiaoxian said: Teacher Shilang, please spare me. I didn’t think about anything else, but I actually want to be the heroine in your diary...
Ahem...is this a little faster?We have only known each other for a day!
Can't love at first sight?But it is indeed a bit fast, otherwise, I will be your reader and fan first, learn, observe, and accumulate some experience. How about it?Don’t refuse to agree, otherwise they will curse you for not getting an erection every day!
Chen Yun shouted: Damn, you are too poisonous, right?
Zhao Xiaoxian said proudly: You are not a gentleman, you are not a woman without poison, you can only rhyme in this way, haha!
OK, I've admitted it.
I gritted my teeth and said, but can we change the way we get along with each other?This kind of super H diary seems to be inappropriate for children, and I refuse you to be my reader and fan!Now you have to focus on your studies...
Don't even think about it!
After finishing his words without the sunshine, Zhao Xiaoxian interrupted him and expressed his stern disagreement. Teacher Shilang, if you refuse to ask others to be your fan, then I will also refuse to keep the secret of your diary for you. I will pass those manuscripts on the Internet, so that the people of the world will condemn your record and spread the toxic weeds of yellow, silver and gray thoughts.
The heroine spares her life, is it too cruel to be helpless?
If you don’t know Ah, maybe it’s a good thing!Have you never heard of good and bad things?It’s still uncle whether it’s a blessing or a disaster. Maybe a police officer will come to tell you that in order to provide you with a good creative environment, you can write in the big wall!
Think about it, at that time, your many hardcore fans and loyal sexual friends will not wait for your updates, and they will be hungry and thirsty and will rush to prisons to support their idols by rushing to support their idols. The prison system around the world will be immediately overcrowded. To fight for a seat, you may be a new profession, a prison bed auctioneer, a prosperous prison economy, and a better life together!
Soon, the world achieved true peace, the crime rate dropped sharply, falling to minus 20%. Various arms merchants were dying of shame and were scattered in prison and went to prison to join you.
At the end of the year, the Nobel Prize in Literature and the Peace Prize are awarded to you. This is the first time in Nobel's history. Our Chinese people have finally become proud, with their backs straight and full of energy. When they see foreigners, they scold them, "Hey, grandson, are you not convinced? We Chinese people can win the Nobel even if they write H articles. How about you try another one?
Well
After hearing this, Chen Yunzhong's eyes were straight. If he was having a meal now, Chen Yunzhong felt that he must have sprayed the table with rice grains.
Uh, this girl is so irritable. It would be a waste not to write H novels. If you train me well, maybe she can invent new postures that even the Japanese devils cannot invent...
It seems that I, Old Shen, need to be her enlightenment teacher, but I have a serious statement: We will not talk about sexual enlightenment, but literary enlightenment.
(Sex does not require enlightenment, it is a natural instinct of human beings) After a long time in the clouds, I sincerely admired: Girl, your thoughts have made me, a teacher, dizzy. I am ashamed. How can I be your teacher in the future? You can be my teacher.
Zhao Yatou said very modestly: Teacher Shilang, you are too modest. You are not lose your lust, you are not lose your lust at all. Your lust has always been quite heavy, and you always look at others' chests.
Sweat!
Chen Yunzhong coughed twice awkwardly and said: "I've been too much, teacher, don't you dare to be Ah?"
Zhao Yatou said: Teacher Shilang, I want to take you as my teacher and take you as my disciple?If someone wants to learn to write essays from you, it is definitely not a problem for someone who writes H essays so well, writing essays is right?
Is there any necessary connection to this...?Besides, I am already your teacher, so don’t get a disciple, right?
Different, how can the relationship between tutors and students be as close as that between masters and apprentices?
Don't be a fan again?
Of course!The apprentice is a professional and dedicated fan, a senior fan, an organized and disciplined fan. If you have any questions, you can accept your efforts. Master can find your good apprentice with any needs. It’s okay to do that kind of thing...
Dear girl, what are you talking nonsense?Helplessly chanting too much?
Chen Yunzhong felt that he was about to be unable to stand it, and he probably would pounce on this body that was eloquent and seduced at any time, but he knew that as soon as he pounced on it, it would be impossible to save it. Thinking of Zhao Bing's vicious eyes, Chen Yunzhong felt a little trembling. Should he take down his sister first and then talk about his sister?
Otherwise, I always feel that Zhao Bing would suddenly rush over with a machete...
Should I consider this first? It is a big deal to start a sect and recruit disciples. You should not be careless. You should be more formal and serious. Have you ever seen someone who is a disciple in bed?Do you think I am Ouyang Ke Ah, and there are such a large group of beautiful apprentices around me?
Zhao Xiaoxian's face flushed with excitement and said with a smile: OK, I'll give you time to think about it.In order to welcome our new relationship, the title of Teacher Shilang needs to be changed. After all, people say that people are divided into groups. If they continue to call you Teacher Shilang, wouldn’t they become a student of Teacher Shilang?They are pure little white flowers, so I will call you my idol brother in the future!
A big sweat in the clouds said: How can you call your master ‘Brother’? It's a mess!
Zhao Xiaoxian said: Master is young, so you can’t call him an old man, right?Besides, the master’s chest muscles are so well-developed and very informative. It is not too much to call him “chest”, haha.
Chen Yun pretended to be angry and said: How dare you tease your teacher? If you call me an idol breast, then what breasts should I call you?
Zhao Yatou heard the implicit sound in the clouds, stretched her head over, less than 5 cm away from the face in the clouds, breathing and releasing the charming eyes, an indescribable ambiguous temptation, and said softly: Want to know what kind of breasts he is, it’s very simple, just open them and look at them, can you tell?
Chen Yun was as big as a fight when he was in a hurry, and turned around and said: This...hey, let's keep it first! I'm not ready yet. Be good, go to bed quickly. Your master, I'm sleepy!
cut!No ghast!
Zhao Xiaoxian spat lightly, kissed Shen Yunzhong's face, and lowered his voice, "Idol's chest, Idol's door will not be locked tonight. If you want to open it, come to find someone...
Zhao Xiaoxian left with silence, but he couldn't sleep in the clouds. The anger that was stirred up by Zhao Xiaoxian burned him, and he tossed and turned and couldn't calm down. There was no need to say what was hard work...
There is another person who can't sleep like Shen Yunzhong, that is Zhao Bing.
Zhao Bing got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, but he heard the voices of his sister and Shen Yunzhong. Although it was very slight, he couldn't help but listen carefully. Although it was not very complete, he still heard the general content. After hearing it, Zhao Bing actually found that he was wet under him.
Zhao Bing almost went crazy, not because of his sensitive body, but because of his sister.
Are those words really what Zhao Xiaoxian said?
How could she say such bold words?
Is that really what a child under 17 years old said?
She is even more Dangma than Dangma, and Dangma is probably not that BH and sharp.
Why exactly?
She is usually so well-behaved, but why did she become like this in just one day when she met Chen Yunzhong?
Could it be that it was influenced by the sunken clouds?
But it shouldn't be the case. No matter how quickly a person changes, he can't change so quickly, but he can turn from a little white flower into a little Dang woman in one day.
But if you want to say that my sister was like this before, Zhao Bing couldn't accept it because she didn't find this short message at all before.
If she had always pretended to be simple before, it would be terrible. Precocious and disguised, it would be like a powder barrel. Once she encountered Mars, she would blow herself to pieces.
Obviously, there is that Mars in the clouds, this bastard, why did you provoke my sister?
Thinking of the strange dream a few days ago, Zhao Bing was so angry that he was so angry that he had such a silver dream, and the protagonist was still in the clouds?
The matter is not over yet, and my sister has dealt with him again. What's the matter?Did we sisters owe him in their previous life?
But I also blame myself for calling him and asking him to be my sister's tutor?If you want to say this, you will be committing your own sins.
But things have reached this point, what should I do?My sister is still so young, how can I let her go like that?
No, you must think of a solution. Zhao Bing lay on the bed and thought hard...
Zhao Xiaoxian said: Is it dangerous?They are the kind of people who know that there is a tiger in the mountain and tend to travel towards Tiger Mountain, but how dangerous is it?
Chen Yunzhong said: You can eat rice indiscriminately, and you should not talk nonsense. Do you know? If your sister heard this, would I still be alive? You should know that your sister is a lion from the east of the river.
Zhao Xiaoxian chuckled and said: Hehe, is it true?Then why do you still like my sister so much?Are you masochist?
Chen Yunzhong said shamelessly: That's not, if you see many gentle women, you should try BH women to try fresh and change their tastes, don't you?
Zhao Xiaoxian turned over, making the spring light in his upper body even more severe. It seemed that he was probably patient in Shen Yunzhong: What does Teacher Shilang think about him?
Chen Yunzhong suddenly felt that his eyes were blinded by the large white flowers. He wanted to see but had concerns. He could only glance at him secretly and pretend to be stupid: What?
Women are sensitive animals. You can tell whether the man's eyes are on him without looking at him. When you feel the hiding and sneaky gaze in the clouds, you say proudly: Teacher Shilang deliberately pretends to be stupid, right? Then they said clearly that if your sister doesn't give you a good face, they will give you; if your sister doesn't agree to you, they will promise you; if your sister doesn't like you, they will like you; if your sister keeps keeping me away from you, but they just like you, your appearance is so handsome, although you don't look handsome, they like men with connotation. How about it, think about it, I like Teacher Shilang very much.
Chen Yun was a little excited. It was not easy for Ah. It was the first time I was chased by someone. I was so excited and excited. But should I be more reserved? Zhao Bing is really too...
That one, I'm afraid I'll get angry if I know it.
Cough cough... don't talk nonsense, you are underage...
The rejection in the clouds was too pale and powerless, and he could feel it himself.
Zhao Xiaoxian said slowly: Come on, I dislike him being young?But I heard from Sister Yan that you have a girlfriend who is younger than me!
Chen Yunzhong was a little embarrassed: Ahem, how could she tell you this? What are women talking about?
Zhao Xiaoxian shouted excitedly: So it is true?They just said it casually, but they didn't expect... Teacher Shilang, what else do you have to say?
Chen Yun almost fainted: What? If you dare to cheat me? Looking for Ah?
Zhao Xiaoxian said: Teacher Shilang, please spare me. I didn’t think about anything else, but I actually want to be the heroine in your diary...
Ahem...is this a little faster?We have only known each other for a day!
Can't love at first sight?But it is indeed a bit fast, otherwise, I will be your reader and fan first, learn, observe, and accumulate some experience. How about it?Don’t refuse to agree, otherwise they will curse you for not getting an erection every day!
Chen Yun shouted: Damn, you are too poisonous, right?
Zhao Xiaoxian said proudly: You are not a gentleman, you are not a woman without poison, you can only rhyme in this way, haha!
OK, I've admitted it.
I gritted my teeth and said, but can we change the way we get along with each other?This kind of super H diary seems to be inappropriate for children, and I refuse you to be my reader and fan!Now you have to focus on your studies...
Don't even think about it!
After finishing his words without the sunshine, Zhao Xiaoxian interrupted him and expressed his stern disagreement. Teacher Shilang, if you refuse to ask others to be your fan, then I will also refuse to keep the secret of your diary for you. I will pass those manuscripts on the Internet, so that the people of the world will condemn your record and spread the toxic weeds of yellow, silver and gray thoughts.
The heroine spares her life, is it too cruel to be helpless?
If you don’t know Ah, maybe it’s a good thing!Have you never heard of good and bad things?It’s still uncle whether it’s a blessing or a disaster. Maybe a police officer will come to tell you that in order to provide you with a good creative environment, you can write in the big wall!
Think about it, at that time, your many hardcore fans and loyal sexual friends will not wait for your updates, and they will be hungry and thirsty and will rush to prisons to support their idols by rushing to support their idols. The prison system around the world will be immediately overcrowded. To fight for a seat, you may be a new profession, a prison bed auctioneer, a prosperous prison economy, and a better life together!
Soon, the world achieved true peace, the crime rate dropped sharply, falling to minus 20%. Various arms merchants were dying of shame and were scattered in prison and went to prison to join you.
At the end of the year, the Nobel Prize in Literature and the Peace Prize are awarded to you. This is the first time in Nobel's history. Our Chinese people have finally become proud, with their backs straight and full of energy. When they see foreigners, they scold them, "Hey, grandson, are you not convinced? We Chinese people can win the Nobel even if they write H articles. How about you try another one?
Well
After hearing this, Chen Yunzhong's eyes were straight. If he was having a meal now, Chen Yunzhong felt that he must have sprayed the table with rice grains.
Uh, this girl is so irritable. It would be a waste not to write H novels. If you train me well, maybe she can invent new postures that even the Japanese devils cannot invent...
It seems that I, Old Shen, need to be her enlightenment teacher, but I have a serious statement: We will not talk about sexual enlightenment, but literary enlightenment.
(Sex does not require enlightenment, it is a natural instinct of human beings) After a long time in the clouds, I sincerely admired: Girl, your thoughts have made me, a teacher, dizzy. I am ashamed. How can I be your teacher in the future? You can be my teacher.
Zhao Yatou said very modestly: Teacher Shilang, you are too modest. You are not lose your lust, you are not lose your lust at all. Your lust has always been quite heavy, and you always look at others' chests.
Sweat!
Chen Yunzhong coughed twice awkwardly and said: "I've been too much, teacher, don't you dare to be Ah?"
Zhao Yatou said: Teacher Shilang, I want to take you as my teacher and take you as my disciple?If someone wants to learn to write essays from you, it is definitely not a problem for someone who writes H essays so well, writing essays is right?
Is there any necessary connection to this...?Besides, I am already your teacher, so don’t get a disciple, right?
Different, how can the relationship between tutors and students be as close as that between masters and apprentices?
Don't be a fan again?
Of course!The apprentice is a professional and dedicated fan, a senior fan, an organized and disciplined fan. If you have any questions, you can accept your efforts. Master can find your good apprentice with any needs. It’s okay to do that kind of thing...
Dear girl, what are you talking nonsense?Helplessly chanting too much?
Chen Yunzhong felt that he was about to be unable to stand it, and he probably would pounce on this body that was eloquent and seduced at any time, but he knew that as soon as he pounced on it, it would be impossible to save it. Thinking of Zhao Bing's vicious eyes, Chen Yunzhong felt a little trembling. Should he take down his sister first and then talk about his sister?
Otherwise, I always feel that Zhao Bing would suddenly rush over with a machete...
Should I consider this first? It is a big deal to start a sect and recruit disciples. You should not be careless. You should be more formal and serious. Have you ever seen someone who is a disciple in bed?Do you think I am Ouyang Ke Ah, and there are such a large group of beautiful apprentices around me?
Zhao Xiaoxian's face flushed with excitement and said with a smile: OK, I'll give you time to think about it.In order to welcome our new relationship, the title of Teacher Shilang needs to be changed. After all, people say that people are divided into groups. If they continue to call you Teacher Shilang, wouldn’t they become a student of Teacher Shilang?They are pure little white flowers, so I will call you my idol brother in the future!
A big sweat in the clouds said: How can you call your master ‘Brother’? It's a mess!
Zhao Xiaoxian said: Master is young, so you can’t call him an old man, right?Besides, the master’s chest muscles are so well-developed and very informative. It is not too much to call him “chest”, haha.
Chen Yun pretended to be angry and said: How dare you tease your teacher? If you call me an idol breast, then what breasts should I call you?
Zhao Yatou heard the implicit sound in the clouds, stretched her head over, less than 5 cm away from the face in the clouds, breathing and releasing the charming eyes, an indescribable ambiguous temptation, and said softly: Want to know what kind of breasts he is, it’s very simple, just open them and look at them, can you tell?
Chen Yun was as big as a fight when he was in a hurry, and turned around and said: This...hey, let's keep it first! I'm not ready yet. Be good, go to bed quickly. Your master, I'm sleepy!
cut!No ghast!
Zhao Xiaoxian spat lightly, kissed Shen Yunzhong's face, and lowered his voice, "Idol's chest, Idol's door will not be locked tonight. If you want to open it, come to find someone...
Zhao Xiaoxian left with silence, but he couldn't sleep in the clouds. The anger that was stirred up by Zhao Xiaoxian burned him, and he tossed and turned and couldn't calm down. There was no need to say what was hard work...
There is another person who can't sleep like Shen Yunzhong, that is Zhao Bing.
Zhao Bing got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, but he heard the voices of his sister and Shen Yunzhong. Although it was very slight, he couldn't help but listen carefully. Although it was not very complete, he still heard the general content. After hearing it, Zhao Bing actually found that he was wet under him.
Zhao Bing almost went crazy, not because of his sensitive body, but because of his sister.
Are those words really what Zhao Xiaoxian said?
How could she say such bold words?
Is that really what a child under 17 years old said?
She is even more Dangma than Dangma, and Dangma is probably not that BH and sharp.
Why exactly?
She is usually so well-behaved, but why did she become like this in just one day when she met Chen Yunzhong?
Could it be that it was influenced by the sunken clouds?
But it shouldn't be the case. No matter how quickly a person changes, he can't change so quickly, but he can turn from a little white flower into a little Dang woman in one day.
But if you want to say that my sister was like this before, Zhao Bing couldn't accept it because she didn't find this short message at all before.
If she had always pretended to be simple before, it would be terrible. Precocious and disguised, it would be like a powder barrel. Once she encountered Mars, she would blow herself to pieces.
Obviously, there is that Mars in the clouds, this bastard, why did you provoke my sister?
Thinking of the strange dream a few days ago, Zhao Bing was so angry that he was so angry that he had such a silver dream, and the protagonist was still in the clouds?
The matter is not over yet, and my sister has dealt with him again. What's the matter?Did we sisters owe him in their previous life?
But I also blame myself for calling him and asking him to be my sister's tutor?If you want to say this, you will be committing your own sins.
But things have reached this point, what should I do?My sister is still so young, how can I let her go like that?
No, you must think of a solution. Zhao Bing lay on the bed and thought hard...