Hearing Li Yunlei rejected her request, Chen Yun said slowly: Actually, it’s not impossible for me to sit, but I can’t guarantee whether I can’t hold on and fall asleep. You must know that if a person is very sleepy, he can fall asleep while standing. As soon as I fall asleep, I will definitely lie down or lie down. The tent is just such a big place, which is definitely not enough for me to lie down. If I lie on or lie on someone's body... Hehe, you know, I am very heavy. If you are confident that you can move a burly man of 140 or 50 pounds away from me... Hehe, then you can do whatever you want. Anyway, I will definitely not be able to wake up as soon as I fall asleep.
you……
Li Yunlei was speechless. It seemed that she had underestimated this guy's shamelessness. Although she was reluctant to move out of her position, if that guy really fell asleep or just pretended to be asleep and lay on her...
Ah, no, Li Yunlei shook her head fiercely. This is too bad. I will bear with him for the time being!
Li Yunlei moved her body a little and said angrily: Then you should lie down too, but you are not allowed to act rashly, otherwise... I will bite you to death!
Chen Yun smiled and said: Of course, I am the most honest person. If you don’t let me move, I will definitely not move unless you invite me to move.
Bah, shameless guy, you will be invited!
Li Yunlei couldn't help but spat again, if you are honest, the men in the world will be Liu Xiahui.
He lay down in the clouds, but he did not leave his back to the other party like Li Yunlei, but faced Li Yunlei, looking like he was holding Li Yunlei in his arms, just pulled it back as much as possible so as not to directly press it into Li Yunlei's crotch, if that...
The girl must be running away. How can I play this game?
But then again, this is quite exciting. My place is only a few centimeters away from Li Yunlei's little buttocks. If I gently lean forward, I will definitely push it up.
Looking at the seductive curve of Li Yunlei's little buttocks, he felt a burning wave underneath, and unconsciously grew a little stronger, so he had to retreat a little further.
It’s a tormenting job to be able to see but not to get on!If it weren't for your acquaintance, then there would be no worries and just go straight.
Chen Yun lay down, but Li Yunlei was sadly finding that Chen Yun was lying down, because Chen Yun's breath seemed to blow into her neck intentionally or unintentionally, soft and itchy, as if a group of little insects were scratching, and her back was almost pressed against his chest, which made Li Yunlei dare not move slightly, because she would have close contact with the other party with a slight movement.
This shameless guy looks like this, just like he is lying in his arms!
Li Yunlei felt that she was almost fainting. Shameless guy, can you have a thicker face?
Time passed by little by little, and Li Yunlei experienced a psychological torture like a pin and needle. Soon, she finally couldn't stand it and said coquettishly: Damn guy, can't you just sideways to the other side?
Chen Yunzhong was very obedient and smiled and said: OK, I'll give it a try.
After saying that, Chen Yunzhong turned around. Perhaps the space was too crowded, or perhaps there were some intentional components. Chen Yunzhong was crowded with Li Yunlei while turning over, especially the big thing below, which seemed to be rubbing deliberately. Although it was small, the feeling was real, as if it was electric shock.
Fortunately, the thing rubbed against Li Yunlei's small PP for only a moment. She was full of anger at this moment, but she didn't notice anything strange. She could only endure the violent friction between Chen Yunzhong and her. It was her who made him turn over. She was really tied up in a cocoon.
Chen Yunzhong successfully turned one body, and in this way, the two of them were lying back to back. Chen Yunzhong's breathing would not finally rush into Li Yunlei's neck. However, Li Yunlei suddenly discovered a very fatal problem, and her own was stuck with the other party again. The advantage of Gaoqiao now became a huge bug and burden. With only a thin layer of underwear, the scorching temperature came from the place where the two of them were close to each other. Li Yunlei felt ashamed and angry, and she felt as if she was not wearing clothes. That feeling made her whole body soft and numb, and she really couldn't tell what it felt like.
Li Yunlei was completely speechless now, and her heart was full of regret. She was fine. Why did she invite him in? It is easy to invite God and it is difficult to send him away. Now she is driving him away. I guess she will definitely not be able to drive him away.
Li Yunlei was next to her in the clouds, making her body a little weak, and she said angrily: In the clouds, can't you... move some over there? You... are all on others!
Chen Yunzhong rejected Li Yunlei's request and said: I want Ah too, but this tent was originally a single tent, and now there are two people lying down at once. It would be great if I could lie down. How can I move it?
Well……
Li Yunlei originally wanted to go out of the clouds in one go, but listening to the sound of rain outside, she couldn't say anything, so she could only curse, "Do you know that you are a hooligan in the clouds?" I really want to become a monster now and eat you up!
Chen Yunzhong said seriously: Oh? That's not bad, but your requirement is a bit difficult. If you change, it's OK, but it won't work if you become a monster.
Li Yunlei didn't understand what Chen Yunzhong meant and asked: Why not?
Chen Yunzhong said: Actually, it’s not impossible, it’s just that you can’t become a monster, you can only become a fairy if you want to become a monster.
Li Yunlei said unconvincedly: What is the difference between monsters and fairies?Aren’t they all demons?
Chen Yunzhong said: Hehe, Meimei Li, you don’t know anything about this. Monsters are males, fairies are females, and monsters are also divided into genders. If you want to become monsters, you must undergo a sex change surgery first.
Li Yunlei was amused and angry when she heard this, and scolded: Let's go... you are just talking nonsense, who has made such a rule?
Chen Yunzhong said: The Ah stipulated by the working people in ancient China, for example, if a woman wants to seduce me, what would you scold her as my girlfriend?
Bah, it's your girlfriend!
Li Yunlei naturally refused to suffer losses and admitted that she was not willing to suffer losses.
For example, this way, will it feel like you are substituted?Answer me Ah, answer with your intuition, don’t think!
Li Yunlei said without hesitation: That is naturally a scolding the vixen Ah.
Chen Yun smiled and said: This is a knot, why don’t you call her fox ah?
Li Yunlei was stunned, then she showed a slightly embarrassed look and said unrestrainedly: You are talking nonsense again, because there is no fox monster at all, this is just an individual phenomenon!
Chen Yunzhong said: Is it an individual phenomenon just by giving an example? Let’s talk about "Journey to the West". There are many monsters in "Journey to the West"? Look at the black wind monster, yellow wind monster, yellow robe monster, lion robe monster... why are they called monsters? Because they are all males. Let’s look at the white bone spirit, pipa spirit, spider spirit, mouse spirit, jade rabbit spirit... why is it called essence? Because they are all female Ah.
He talks nonsense!
Li Yunlei had no words to refute and could only speak out and scold. But in the clouds, I don’t put it in appreciation, and continue to fool: Speaking of Journey to the West, do you know why those fairies like Tang Monk so much?
I don’t know, if you have the ability, please tell me!
Li Yunlei told the truth. Although she knew that Chen Yunzhong was talking nonsense, she still couldn't help but want to know the truth and the reason.
Chen Yunzhong pretended to behave and coughed twice and said: In fact, the shemale and monster have different paths, just like the household registration problem. People have their own family history, and monsters have their own family history, and human history is not equal. Just like the household registration system in China, monsters are equivalent to rural household registration, and human history is equivalent to urban household registration. Tang Seng is the emperor's younger brother, the imperial brother, the royal relative, the high-achieving stock, the diamond princess, and the rich son-in-law. If you marry such a man, tsk, you will be as if you have a long-term meal ticket and a Beijing household registration. Can those fairies not be moved? However, Tang Seng was destined to go to the West to obtain the scriptures. This was destined by God and could not keep him, but he could not just let him go, right? If he can't keep him, he will have to keep his son. In the future, the mother will be more expensive by her son, and the effect will be the same. Fairy, as the name suggests, is homophonic to "need for spirit". With spirit, there will be a son. In the future, he will hold Tang Seng's son and knock on Li Shimin's palace gate. How dare he not arrange a Beijing household registration? Whatever you eat Tang Monk’s meat is it all floating clouds and fog, and the truth is hidden below.
Puchi
Li Yunlei couldn't help it anymore, laughing loudly, making her stomach hurt, but suddenly realized that she was still hostile to him, and stopped laughing with great difficulty, "You go to die, if Wu Chengen heard you slander his works like this, she would definitely crawl out from the ground to find you to fight for your life."
Chen Yun cried out: Humph, just curse me. I finally revealed this shocking secret to you, but you don’t believe it.
Li Yunlei spat: How do you believe you?He talks nonsense, and there are five masters and apprentices in it. If you want... essence, why do you want Tang Seng?Is it not possible for others?
Chen Yun said in his mouth with a sound and said with a smile: Alas, after hearing you asked this question, I immediately felt my superiority in IQ. The reasons are: First, Tang Monk has a pretty face, handsome appearance, and good genes. If you were asked to choose a man, would you choose a catfish monster or Tang Monk? For the sake of future generations, don’t you need to be picky? Although fairies are fairies, they also have aesthetic views, right? Otherwise, how could they become beautiful one by one? Why don’t you become Fengjie or Xiao Yueyue? It’s also good to become human, but it’s an aquarium. The fairy doesn’t want their children to grow into scales as soon as they are born? Second, Tang Seng’s martial arts value is low Ah, which is easy to reverse. If you want to rape, you will rape him. If you want to SM, you will SM. Think about it, Tang Seng was caught by the demons and was either tied into a cave. He was either tied up a rope or a whip. But he would push as much as he wanted? The whole "Journey to the West" is a SM blockbuster! The other four are better than the other, and some fairies know themselves. Do you think it is difficult to rape Cai Guoqing or is it difficult to rape Jet Li? Third, Tang Seng is a human. If the fairies merge his genes, will their descendants become humans? With human status, the salted fish has turned over. Even if there are any bad records in the past, it can still be bleached, right? As a royal relative, who dares to turn over the old debts of the royal relative? What are the other three? One monkey monster, one pig monster, and two water monsters. Even if they have descendants, they are still monsters, which is equivalent to standing still, and it doesn’t make sense. Fourth, Tang Seng is a royal relative and has a pure wealth, so this is a tough hardware! What are the other three guys Ah? They are all demoted people, are demoted people a god? Exile! To put it seriously, political prisoners Ah are all suffering after offending the upper class. These are all criminal records and stains. How do the fairies hope that their children have a criminal father? fifth……
stop
Li Yunlei finally couldn't stand it anymore, so she covered her little ears. Don't say it anymore. If you continue, your worldview will be ruined by you. I liked watching "Journey to the West" before. If you say this, I will definitely not watch it in the future. It's too vulgar!
you……
Li Yunlei was speechless. It seemed that she had underestimated this guy's shamelessness. Although she was reluctant to move out of her position, if that guy really fell asleep or just pretended to be asleep and lay on her...
Ah, no, Li Yunlei shook her head fiercely. This is too bad. I will bear with him for the time being!
Li Yunlei moved her body a little and said angrily: Then you should lie down too, but you are not allowed to act rashly, otherwise... I will bite you to death!
Chen Yun smiled and said: Of course, I am the most honest person. If you don’t let me move, I will definitely not move unless you invite me to move.
Bah, shameless guy, you will be invited!
Li Yunlei couldn't help but spat again, if you are honest, the men in the world will be Liu Xiahui.
He lay down in the clouds, but he did not leave his back to the other party like Li Yunlei, but faced Li Yunlei, looking like he was holding Li Yunlei in his arms, just pulled it back as much as possible so as not to directly press it into Li Yunlei's crotch, if that...
The girl must be running away. How can I play this game?
But then again, this is quite exciting. My place is only a few centimeters away from Li Yunlei's little buttocks. If I gently lean forward, I will definitely push it up.
Looking at the seductive curve of Li Yunlei's little buttocks, he felt a burning wave underneath, and unconsciously grew a little stronger, so he had to retreat a little further.
It’s a tormenting job to be able to see but not to get on!If it weren't for your acquaintance, then there would be no worries and just go straight.
Chen Yun lay down, but Li Yunlei was sadly finding that Chen Yun was lying down, because Chen Yun's breath seemed to blow into her neck intentionally or unintentionally, soft and itchy, as if a group of little insects were scratching, and her back was almost pressed against his chest, which made Li Yunlei dare not move slightly, because she would have close contact with the other party with a slight movement.
This shameless guy looks like this, just like he is lying in his arms!
Li Yunlei felt that she was almost fainting. Shameless guy, can you have a thicker face?
Time passed by little by little, and Li Yunlei experienced a psychological torture like a pin and needle. Soon, she finally couldn't stand it and said coquettishly: Damn guy, can't you just sideways to the other side?
Chen Yunzhong was very obedient and smiled and said: OK, I'll give it a try.
After saying that, Chen Yunzhong turned around. Perhaps the space was too crowded, or perhaps there were some intentional components. Chen Yunzhong was crowded with Li Yunlei while turning over, especially the big thing below, which seemed to be rubbing deliberately. Although it was small, the feeling was real, as if it was electric shock.
Fortunately, the thing rubbed against Li Yunlei's small PP for only a moment. She was full of anger at this moment, but she didn't notice anything strange. She could only endure the violent friction between Chen Yunzhong and her. It was her who made him turn over. She was really tied up in a cocoon.
Chen Yunzhong successfully turned one body, and in this way, the two of them were lying back to back. Chen Yunzhong's breathing would not finally rush into Li Yunlei's neck. However, Li Yunlei suddenly discovered a very fatal problem, and her own was stuck with the other party again. The advantage of Gaoqiao now became a huge bug and burden. With only a thin layer of underwear, the scorching temperature came from the place where the two of them were close to each other. Li Yunlei felt ashamed and angry, and she felt as if she was not wearing clothes. That feeling made her whole body soft and numb, and she really couldn't tell what it felt like.
Li Yunlei was completely speechless now, and her heart was full of regret. She was fine. Why did she invite him in? It is easy to invite God and it is difficult to send him away. Now she is driving him away. I guess she will definitely not be able to drive him away.
Li Yunlei was next to her in the clouds, making her body a little weak, and she said angrily: In the clouds, can't you... move some over there? You... are all on others!
Chen Yunzhong rejected Li Yunlei's request and said: I want Ah too, but this tent was originally a single tent, and now there are two people lying down at once. It would be great if I could lie down. How can I move it?
Well……
Li Yunlei originally wanted to go out of the clouds in one go, but listening to the sound of rain outside, she couldn't say anything, so she could only curse, "Do you know that you are a hooligan in the clouds?" I really want to become a monster now and eat you up!
Chen Yunzhong said seriously: Oh? That's not bad, but your requirement is a bit difficult. If you change, it's OK, but it won't work if you become a monster.
Li Yunlei didn't understand what Chen Yunzhong meant and asked: Why not?
Chen Yunzhong said: Actually, it’s not impossible, it’s just that you can’t become a monster, you can only become a fairy if you want to become a monster.
Li Yunlei said unconvincedly: What is the difference between monsters and fairies?Aren’t they all demons?
Chen Yunzhong said: Hehe, Meimei Li, you don’t know anything about this. Monsters are males, fairies are females, and monsters are also divided into genders. If you want to become monsters, you must undergo a sex change surgery first.
Li Yunlei was amused and angry when she heard this, and scolded: Let's go... you are just talking nonsense, who has made such a rule?
Chen Yunzhong said: The Ah stipulated by the working people in ancient China, for example, if a woman wants to seduce me, what would you scold her as my girlfriend?
Bah, it's your girlfriend!
Li Yunlei naturally refused to suffer losses and admitted that she was not willing to suffer losses.
For example, this way, will it feel like you are substituted?Answer me Ah, answer with your intuition, don’t think!
Li Yunlei said without hesitation: That is naturally a scolding the vixen Ah.
Chen Yun smiled and said: This is a knot, why don’t you call her fox ah?
Li Yunlei was stunned, then she showed a slightly embarrassed look and said unrestrainedly: You are talking nonsense again, because there is no fox monster at all, this is just an individual phenomenon!
Chen Yunzhong said: Is it an individual phenomenon just by giving an example? Let’s talk about "Journey to the West". There are many monsters in "Journey to the West"? Look at the black wind monster, yellow wind monster, yellow robe monster, lion robe monster... why are they called monsters? Because they are all males. Let’s look at the white bone spirit, pipa spirit, spider spirit, mouse spirit, jade rabbit spirit... why is it called essence? Because they are all female Ah.
He talks nonsense!
Li Yunlei had no words to refute and could only speak out and scold. But in the clouds, I don’t put it in appreciation, and continue to fool: Speaking of Journey to the West, do you know why those fairies like Tang Monk so much?
I don’t know, if you have the ability, please tell me!
Li Yunlei told the truth. Although she knew that Chen Yunzhong was talking nonsense, she still couldn't help but want to know the truth and the reason.
Chen Yunzhong pretended to behave and coughed twice and said: In fact, the shemale and monster have different paths, just like the household registration problem. People have their own family history, and monsters have their own family history, and human history is not equal. Just like the household registration system in China, monsters are equivalent to rural household registration, and human history is equivalent to urban household registration. Tang Seng is the emperor's younger brother, the imperial brother, the royal relative, the high-achieving stock, the diamond princess, and the rich son-in-law. If you marry such a man, tsk, you will be as if you have a long-term meal ticket and a Beijing household registration. Can those fairies not be moved? However, Tang Seng was destined to go to the West to obtain the scriptures. This was destined by God and could not keep him, but he could not just let him go, right? If he can't keep him, he will have to keep his son. In the future, the mother will be more expensive by her son, and the effect will be the same. Fairy, as the name suggests, is homophonic to "need for spirit". With spirit, there will be a son. In the future, he will hold Tang Seng's son and knock on Li Shimin's palace gate. How dare he not arrange a Beijing household registration? Whatever you eat Tang Monk’s meat is it all floating clouds and fog, and the truth is hidden below.
Puchi
Li Yunlei couldn't help it anymore, laughing loudly, making her stomach hurt, but suddenly realized that she was still hostile to him, and stopped laughing with great difficulty, "You go to die, if Wu Chengen heard you slander his works like this, she would definitely crawl out from the ground to find you to fight for your life."
Chen Yun cried out: Humph, just curse me. I finally revealed this shocking secret to you, but you don’t believe it.
Li Yunlei spat: How do you believe you?He talks nonsense, and there are five masters and apprentices in it. If you want... essence, why do you want Tang Seng?Is it not possible for others?
Chen Yun said in his mouth with a sound and said with a smile: Alas, after hearing you asked this question, I immediately felt my superiority in IQ. The reasons are: First, Tang Monk has a pretty face, handsome appearance, and good genes. If you were asked to choose a man, would you choose a catfish monster or Tang Monk? For the sake of future generations, don’t you need to be picky? Although fairies are fairies, they also have aesthetic views, right? Otherwise, how could they become beautiful one by one? Why don’t you become Fengjie or Xiao Yueyue? It’s also good to become human, but it’s an aquarium. The fairy doesn’t want their children to grow into scales as soon as they are born? Second, Tang Seng’s martial arts value is low Ah, which is easy to reverse. If you want to rape, you will rape him. If you want to SM, you will SM. Think about it, Tang Seng was caught by the demons and was either tied into a cave. He was either tied up a rope or a whip. But he would push as much as he wanted? The whole "Journey to the West" is a SM blockbuster! The other four are better than the other, and some fairies know themselves. Do you think it is difficult to rape Cai Guoqing or is it difficult to rape Jet Li? Third, Tang Seng is a human. If the fairies merge his genes, will their descendants become humans? With human status, the salted fish has turned over. Even if there are any bad records in the past, it can still be bleached, right? As a royal relative, who dares to turn over the old debts of the royal relative? What are the other three? One monkey monster, one pig monster, and two water monsters. Even if they have descendants, they are still monsters, which is equivalent to standing still, and it doesn’t make sense. Fourth, Tang Seng is a royal relative and has a pure wealth, so this is a tough hardware! What are the other three guys Ah? They are all demoted people, are demoted people a god? Exile! To put it seriously, political prisoners Ah are all suffering after offending the upper class. These are all criminal records and stains. How do the fairies hope that their children have a criminal father? fifth……
stop
Li Yunlei finally couldn't stand it anymore, so she covered her little ears. Don't say it anymore. If you continue, your worldview will be ruined by you. I liked watching "Journey to the West" before. If you say this, I will definitely not watch it in the future. It's too vulgar!
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