Chen Yunzhong gave up his attempt to faint helplessly and said angrily: I said, "Old man, what exactly are you Ah?"
The voice said: Oh, the silly boy is in a blessing and doesn't know how lucky he is. If it were before, I wouldn't have been too lazy to say so much to you.In fact, you were parasitized by me, and at the same time, you were unfortunately hit by the turbulence of time and space and brought to ten years ago. Fortunately, it was not four hundred years ago, otherwise it would be more troublesome to explain these things.In short, although I am temporarily parasitized in your sea of consciousness, you just need to know that I only have good or bad things to you.
Chen Yun screamed: Damn, you said lightly. If you hide it on me, wouldn’t I have nothing to say?
Where can it be?As your tenant in the sea of consciousness, I am still a little bit aware of the tenant. I didn’t hear a single word from you to that little girl.
Alas, forget it, what can I do if I hear it?Anyway, things have already happened. Even if I want to strangle you to death, I can't do it, right?
My friend is really open-minded, it seems that I am lucky.It can be seen that after the baptism of the rebirth incident, your psychological endurance has increased greatly, so I still have some contributions...
I was too lazy to listen to the old man's noise in the clouds, interrupting his bragging: Where did you come from?
Come from a very far place.
Damn, what about coaxing children?Once we, a child without a father, asks our mother where the father has gone, she will definitely say that she has gone very far.You're not an alien, are you?
Chen Yunzhong was very dissatisfied with the old man's answer.
Uh...you can understand that too.
Why did you get to me?In our place, only ghosts and gods are attached to us.
This will not be explained for a while, you must understand it in the future.
Have you done all the supernatural events that have happened to me these days?
Do you want to do it?I never make a fool of myself, and I will walk around whenever I see him.
Answer the question positively...Ah, are there really ghosts in this world?
It's my fault!
Why do you keep answering questions?
No, I have a little damage to my life and the memory imprint is a little blurred.If you have any questions, please ask. I will try my best to satisfy your curiosity, but I am not very proficient in the language of your planet. If the words are not fulfilled, you can just listen.
Haha, what you said is actually very good!By the way, you, Tan Qing, the barbarian senior sister blocked me in the dormitory that day. Did you knock her away?
Alas, the little girl is ignorant, I will teach her a lesson for you.Besides, I think that little girl is quite beautiful and her reproductive genes are also very good. I will help you match them in advance.
He heard it in the clouds and said in panic: What does it mean?
I said, I am not very proficient in your language, I can only explain it to this point.To put it simply, I just released a little electricity on her and then adjusted the frequency of your life magnetic field to basically synchronize.In our place, if the frequency of life magnetic field of two people is synchronized, they will find a place to mate.
Damn, mating!Thank you for thinking of such advanced words!
Oh oh, I'll look for it again, and by the way, in your words, it's called 'zuai', haha.
Chen Yunzhong rolled his eyes and continued to ask: What's going on with Lin Zhiyan? My charm has not reached the point where she falls in love at first sight, right?
Hehe, this is still a problem with the life magnetic field. Your magnetic field is simply synchronized, but your magnetic field has been blocked for some reason. All I did was to help you turn it on again. After it was turned on, your life magnetic field immediately resonated, and she naturally became more and more pleasing to you.Because your life magnetic field has just been repaired and is still very weak, it will take some time if you want to be with her.But if you use some means, it is not impossible now.
Chen Yunzhong was a little collapsed: Why do you always talk about ‘zuai’? Can you avoid using the word ‘zuai’? Do you understand pure love?
love?What is that?This word is very puzzled by me.
love……
After thinking for a long time in the clouds, I finally gave up the attempt to explain. Forget it, I will continue to ask you. What happened to the man in black tonight? Did you take the action?
You have wronged me. This time, the man in black was defeated by you.
What a joke?I don't know what level I have?
joke?This speech is very fresh. It turns out that "laughing" can also be used to "play" Ah, it's so fun.
He had the intention to strangle the old man in the clouds, but unfortunately he couldn't do it, so he could only say viciously: Answer the question quickly!
Hehe, young man, don’t be so angry, it’s not good for the reproductive system... It’s like this. When I entered your sea of consciousness, part of the energy was stuck in your body. In that desperate situation, you naturally deducted the electrical energy from the body to achieve the effect of attack.I have to say that you are a natural electric skywalker. I was so happy at that time. I didn’t expect that the skywalker on this planet could exist. Maybe I can find the same kind, but it may not be Ah. Haha.
Chen Yun was a little overwhelmed: What kind of mess is this?
Ah, I'll look for it again, and then look for it again, oh, with it, our energy in your eyes is what you call superpowers.
Superpower?Electrical system?You mean I am a superpower now?
It's barely considered.But we call it "Sky Walker". The Sky Walker has reached its peak and has energy that is enough to destroy the world.
He smacked his tongue in the clouds and said: Do you think I can become a Skywalker?
Well, yes, that's why I showed up.In addition, your sea of consciousness is too small, and even if I take a walk, I have to go hundreds of millions of times, and I feel dizzy.Moreover, there is very little knowledge in your sea of consciousness. I can't go back to my planet for the time being, so I need to understand this planet so that I can live forever.You'd better help me find a place, which is big, but also have a lot of knowledge about this planet.
After thinking for a long time in the clouds, he had an idea: Can you enter a non-living body?
In principle, it is OK because I don't have one now, it's a pure energy body, so I can theoretically enter all places.
Then you can live in my computer.
computer?What is that?
Chen Yunzhong said: Did you see the iron box on my table? That's that thing.
Then Chen Yunzhong spent a long time explaining the principles and functions of the computer.
After hearing what you said, I think the computer is really good.I just need to convert energy into numbers, it's very simple.Find someone else's time to stuff me in tomorrow.
A pervert called out in the clouds and said: How much space do you think is needed to store the digital stream of your energy converted?
According to your statement, I will try to compress it as much as possible, it will take about 10T of space.
Chen Yunzhong rolled his eyes again: Damn, Ah, a 10T hard drive will definitely make me bankrupt, and where can I have such a large disk in the market? Could you please let me get a server for you? Really perverted, how much energy do you have?
The old man seemed very aggrieved: I have compressed so much that I can no longer compress. I am a Venerable Ah after all. Is it a good idea to have less energy?
There is a famous saying on earth that there is no free dinner in the world, and in fact, breakfast and lunch are not free.If I buy you a large enough hard drive, I will definitely lose everything. How can you compensate me?
This is natural, and I can't live in your place in vain. Let's talk about it, what I can do will satisfy you.
Don’t be so inconsistent with words. What is “satisfied” or not?It makes me want to have any bad intentions for you.So, didn't you say I had the chance to become a lucky Skywalker?Why not give it a try.
Well, there is absolutely no problem with this. Even if you don’t mention it, I will advise you. Do you have any other requirements?
Chen Yunzhong looked dark, it was so easy to talk to. It was like selling something to him, just three dollars, but he insisted on giving five dollars. It was really a top-notch one.
The voice said: Oh, the silly boy is in a blessing and doesn't know how lucky he is. If it were before, I wouldn't have been too lazy to say so much to you.In fact, you were parasitized by me, and at the same time, you were unfortunately hit by the turbulence of time and space and brought to ten years ago. Fortunately, it was not four hundred years ago, otherwise it would be more troublesome to explain these things.In short, although I am temporarily parasitized in your sea of consciousness, you just need to know that I only have good or bad things to you.
Chen Yun screamed: Damn, you said lightly. If you hide it on me, wouldn’t I have nothing to say?
Where can it be?As your tenant in the sea of consciousness, I am still a little bit aware of the tenant. I didn’t hear a single word from you to that little girl.
Alas, forget it, what can I do if I hear it?Anyway, things have already happened. Even if I want to strangle you to death, I can't do it, right?
My friend is really open-minded, it seems that I am lucky.It can be seen that after the baptism of the rebirth incident, your psychological endurance has increased greatly, so I still have some contributions...
I was too lazy to listen to the old man's noise in the clouds, interrupting his bragging: Where did you come from?
Come from a very far place.
Damn, what about coaxing children?Once we, a child without a father, asks our mother where the father has gone, she will definitely say that she has gone very far.You're not an alien, are you?
Chen Yunzhong was very dissatisfied with the old man's answer.
Uh...you can understand that too.
Why did you get to me?In our place, only ghosts and gods are attached to us.
This will not be explained for a while, you must understand it in the future.
Have you done all the supernatural events that have happened to me these days?
Do you want to do it?I never make a fool of myself, and I will walk around whenever I see him.
Answer the question positively...Ah, are there really ghosts in this world?
It's my fault!
Why do you keep answering questions?
No, I have a little damage to my life and the memory imprint is a little blurred.If you have any questions, please ask. I will try my best to satisfy your curiosity, but I am not very proficient in the language of your planet. If the words are not fulfilled, you can just listen.
Haha, what you said is actually very good!By the way, you, Tan Qing, the barbarian senior sister blocked me in the dormitory that day. Did you knock her away?
Alas, the little girl is ignorant, I will teach her a lesson for you.Besides, I think that little girl is quite beautiful and her reproductive genes are also very good. I will help you match them in advance.
He heard it in the clouds and said in panic: What does it mean?
I said, I am not very proficient in your language, I can only explain it to this point.To put it simply, I just released a little electricity on her and then adjusted the frequency of your life magnetic field to basically synchronize.In our place, if the frequency of life magnetic field of two people is synchronized, they will find a place to mate.
Damn, mating!Thank you for thinking of such advanced words!
Oh oh, I'll look for it again, and by the way, in your words, it's called 'zuai', haha.
Chen Yunzhong rolled his eyes and continued to ask: What's going on with Lin Zhiyan? My charm has not reached the point where she falls in love at first sight, right?
Hehe, this is still a problem with the life magnetic field. Your magnetic field is simply synchronized, but your magnetic field has been blocked for some reason. All I did was to help you turn it on again. After it was turned on, your life magnetic field immediately resonated, and she naturally became more and more pleasing to you.Because your life magnetic field has just been repaired and is still very weak, it will take some time if you want to be with her.But if you use some means, it is not impossible now.
Chen Yunzhong was a little collapsed: Why do you always talk about ‘zuai’? Can you avoid using the word ‘zuai’? Do you understand pure love?
love?What is that?This word is very puzzled by me.
love……
After thinking for a long time in the clouds, I finally gave up the attempt to explain. Forget it, I will continue to ask you. What happened to the man in black tonight? Did you take the action?
You have wronged me. This time, the man in black was defeated by you.
What a joke?I don't know what level I have?
joke?This speech is very fresh. It turns out that "laughing" can also be used to "play" Ah, it's so fun.
He had the intention to strangle the old man in the clouds, but unfortunately he couldn't do it, so he could only say viciously: Answer the question quickly!
Hehe, young man, don’t be so angry, it’s not good for the reproductive system... It’s like this. When I entered your sea of consciousness, part of the energy was stuck in your body. In that desperate situation, you naturally deducted the electrical energy from the body to achieve the effect of attack.I have to say that you are a natural electric skywalker. I was so happy at that time. I didn’t expect that the skywalker on this planet could exist. Maybe I can find the same kind, but it may not be Ah. Haha.
Chen Yun was a little overwhelmed: What kind of mess is this?
Ah, I'll look for it again, and then look for it again, oh, with it, our energy in your eyes is what you call superpowers.
Superpower?Electrical system?You mean I am a superpower now?
It's barely considered.But we call it "Sky Walker". The Sky Walker has reached its peak and has energy that is enough to destroy the world.
He smacked his tongue in the clouds and said: Do you think I can become a Skywalker?
Well, yes, that's why I showed up.In addition, your sea of consciousness is too small, and even if I take a walk, I have to go hundreds of millions of times, and I feel dizzy.Moreover, there is very little knowledge in your sea of consciousness. I can't go back to my planet for the time being, so I need to understand this planet so that I can live forever.You'd better help me find a place, which is big, but also have a lot of knowledge about this planet.
After thinking for a long time in the clouds, he had an idea: Can you enter a non-living body?
In principle, it is OK because I don't have one now, it's a pure energy body, so I can theoretically enter all places.
Then you can live in my computer.
computer?What is that?
Chen Yunzhong said: Did you see the iron box on my table? That's that thing.
Then Chen Yunzhong spent a long time explaining the principles and functions of the computer.
After hearing what you said, I think the computer is really good.I just need to convert energy into numbers, it's very simple.Find someone else's time to stuff me in tomorrow.
A pervert called out in the clouds and said: How much space do you think is needed to store the digital stream of your energy converted?
According to your statement, I will try to compress it as much as possible, it will take about 10T of space.
Chen Yunzhong rolled his eyes again: Damn, Ah, a 10T hard drive will definitely make me bankrupt, and where can I have such a large disk in the market? Could you please let me get a server for you? Really perverted, how much energy do you have?
The old man seemed very aggrieved: I have compressed so much that I can no longer compress. I am a Venerable Ah after all. Is it a good idea to have less energy?
There is a famous saying on earth that there is no free dinner in the world, and in fact, breakfast and lunch are not free.If I buy you a large enough hard drive, I will definitely lose everything. How can you compensate me?
This is natural, and I can't live in your place in vain. Let's talk about it, what I can do will satisfy you.
Don’t be so inconsistent with words. What is “satisfied” or not?It makes me want to have any bad intentions for you.So, didn't you say I had the chance to become a lucky Skywalker?Why not give it a try.
Well, there is absolutely no problem with this. Even if you don’t mention it, I will advise you. Do you have any other requirements?
Chen Yunzhong looked dark, it was so easy to talk to. It was like selling something to him, just three dollars, but he insisted on giving five dollars. It was really a top-notch one.
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