Chapter 5: The job you get by bragging

In the talent market, Comrade He Yuan, who was aroused by his wife, rushed in again without hesitation. He felt really uncomfortable. When he met a wife who was stronger than himself, ordinary men could never bear it. That is, we, Lao He, resolutely stood up for a month under oppression, but now if we don’t have a career, would we never raise our heads in front of that woman? That is absolutely not possible.

He said that wherever there is oppression, there is resistance. At this moment, He Yuan deeply felt this famous saying. When he calculated, it was time to resist.

Humph, I will be the governor of the country tomorrow. See what else you can say. If you tell me to go east, you dare not go west, and if you ask me to rub the mud, you dare not rub the mud.Fantasizing that his wife is serving her in front of her horse like a little daughter-in-law, He Yuan is so beautiful in his heart.

This gentleman, please go to another place to try it. Our company is not suitable for you.

A cold female voice interrupted He Yuan's fantasy. A woman about 26 years old was sitting upright in a brown professional outfit, with her refined hair feeling meticulous. Under black fashionable glasses, her apricot eyes were fascinating. Her plump breasts supported a deep breast hook under her professional women's clothing. The depth and thickness were far from comparable to those of unlucky girls. Old He muttered in his heart: This is a woman, God knows why I look at unlucky girls at the airport for a long time. This is the difference in realm.

Looking at this dress and appearance, it undoubtedly conveyed a message. This is a cold and high-level white-collar worker. However, this is just the eyes of ordinary men. With Lao He's 60's super long vision, he clearly saw the corner of the woman's slightly hooked eyes. The level of the apricot eyes rose to another level, which was for the little fox eyes.

The clever eyes look lightly, exuding a tempting luster...

Let’s talk about this woman’s most seductive part, but it seems that she deliberately let her glasses cover the most charming part. He Yuan knew that if she took off the glasses, the title of a vixen would inevitably come to the woman.

Please take off your glasses.He Yuan wanted to say this very much, but he had no way to work, so he could only learn from a woman to sit upright, and straighten his back like a primary school student: I really want to say that I am actually very suitable for your company. Why do you reject me without asking? This is very unfair.

God knows when he sat at this counter. Look at the display board in the other direction and can’t see Ah from me. He Yuan really wants to say: What is your company doing?But he was rude and could only drive the duck to the shelves and treat the dead horse as a living horse.

Oh, do you think it's really suitable?Qi Yunying's fox eyes flashed, as if she was interested, but she cursed him viciously in her heart. You gangster, where are you looking at the thief? I'm not so easy to take advantage of. Hum, what did you say to yourself just now... By the way, be the governor, right? I'm bah, bah, why don't you be the chairman? Come here to brag.

Obviously, Lao He's fantasy just now made the woman hear it thoroughly.

I think it's very suitable.

Really suitable?

Really suitable.

OK, then tell me what is the right method.Qi Yunying's signature pen rhythmically hit the tabletop, waiting for his answer.

My biggest advantage is that I have strong abilities. No matter what job I do, I don’t need to adapt, I just do it when I get started, and I don’t make any mistakes. That’s to keep you satisfied.He Yuan used to pay attention to conservative principles, and only said that he knew what he knew. If someone else used you, he wouldn't be able to do it. That was a shame, but now he let it go and said arrogantly: Hey, don't believe it, what is a talent in the 21st century? I am Ah, girl, why are you hesitating? After passing this village, there is no store. Senior talents are in front of you. Ah, hey, don't frown, okay? This, although I am a senior talent, the price will not be too high. Really, how about 5,000 yuan? Hey, don't curl Ah, this way, 3,000 yuan, senior talents also have dignity, it can't be lower. It's better, look at your eyebrows and have a bunch of personality, I don't want it anymore, so I'll sell you face. 1,500 yuan, hey, tell you, your company has made a lot of money, like me...

Sir, please tell me whether the key point is good. We have not agreed to hire you yet. We will discuss the salary later.Qi Yunying really didn't know if he could continue talking about it, would anyone come to the booth? I just saw someone with good conditions, but I was really scared away by this guy. I was so angry that this guy knew that the newspaper was in a hurry to lack reporters, and he was standing in a seat to scare people away, but he was the only one left?

What is the point? The point is that I am a senior talent. Thank you, the answer is completed.

Qi Yunying's face changed a little, and she almost broke up and went up to fight him without a lady. She was patient and patient. She took a few deep breaths before she recovered. She looked at him with a cold look: If you were a senior talent, how could you come to our company to apply for a job? Your outfit is not like a senior talent.

I think your company is not very good?He Yuan even swayed his index finger and shook his head, and instead educated her: Every profession is sacred and inviolable, and existence must have its own reason. Don’t underestimate your own industry. As the saying goes, the top scorer in every industry. Let’s talk about the dressing of successful people. This problem is very profound. Everyone has their own habits. I, like me, I tend to be simple, livelier, fan, Ah, Ah, those high-end brands can only be decorated on the outside, but the state of mind cannot be concealed, like me... cough cough, um, I say that, do you understand?

Me, I understand what a bullshit.Qi Yunying muttered in her heart. Although she couldn't help but feel something was reasonable, she was so angry that she was so angry that she was not saying the last narcissistic words that he didn't say. She rolled her eyes: Let me ask, I'll ask, don't say extra words, OK?

Excuse me.He Yuan looked at her flying eyes and was secretly proud. Humph, do you want to seduce me when I see that I am a senior talent? Tsk, I am a person with a wife.

Clearing his throat, Qi Yunying used a signature pen to stretch her chin, and her pink mouth pouted naturally, which really made her naughty: Do you know how to speak English?

Tsk, can I not be able to do it as a senior?He Yuan rolled his eyes guiltily, his eyes drifting.

Qi Yunying couldn't stand it with a sad face: Can you please stop improving the four words?

O…K.Two letters popped up in a difficult situation, and then I felt at ease about my first English speaking.

Then please say a few words.

Didn’t I just say it?

……

Death, listen well, OK, KO, three Q... enough, hey, what are your eyes? Don't believe me? Okay, okay, I admit that I can't speak English, don't stare, the beads are almost falling out.He Yuan became depressed and thought that this job was no longer available.

How are your skills? Well, I mean the kung fu of fighting or running away.

Old He seemed to grab a wooden board in the vast ocean, and his eyes were very excited: You asked the right person, escape, hum, I have never escaped in Heyuan's dictionary, let's talk about this fight, hey, look at how many people can I fight with my body, what, three, cut, and ten, I'm embarrassed to fight with others. You ask why, hum, you're too bullying, you don't know, once I...

OK, Mr. He Yuan, you were admitted.Qi Yunying saw this guy's eloquence and had to interrupt him. She didn't say a word, but this guy's words also performed his role.

Admission, accepted?He Yuan thought for no reason: Can you even brag about a job?

The initial review was approved and I came to the company at 8 o'clock the day after tomorrow.Qi Yunying pushed him the list with the company address written on it, but her expression glanced coldly, with a warning smell: I don’t want my performance to be satisfied with it in practice. I hope that your bragging and funny skills are proportional to your ability. Okay, you can go back.

Newspaper, newspaper?

Finally seeing the job he applied for clearly, He Yuan was amused and crying, but a bitter and helpless smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and even a bit sad. Should he go?

Qi Yunying, who captured this expression, couldn't help but look at him deeply again. The admission of him was only based on his outstanding eloquence. However, this complex expression made Qi Yunying suddenly feel that this man might not be as simple as he imagined. Maybe he is really suitable for a reporter.

I said, the subject matter you reported will not involve matters in the officialdom, right?The rare serious He Yuan asked softly.

Of course, a newspaper must be arrested in all aspects, and the officialdom is no exception. There are some restrictions on reporting. Do you know the unspoken rules? Well, to put it bluntly, it is something similar to the bottom line.Although he was surprised by his problem, Qi Yunying still explained patiently.

For example, what is your bottom line?

Qi Yunying blinked the fox eyes of the demon mèi and frowned and thought: It is related to the strength of the newspaper. We are tabloids, and the bottom line is much higher than that of those big newspapers. For example, Mayor Mo, who is in the limelight now, if Fengyang Daily reports on who Mayor Mo’s husband is, there must be no big problem. If our newspaper is not that easy, hey, why are you nervous?

Mayor Mo’s husband?

Can this be reported?

Too gossipy, right?

He Yuan almost fell to death.