Dave, get to know again, I am a wizard from the mysterious East.He followed the customs of the countryside. In order to resonate with Dave, Li Mu forced himself to become a second-tier patient.
I am an unbeaten female hero from the East.Wei Ziqi raised her head proudly, Haibian King, welcome to join our Super Heroes.
I am very honored.Dave straightened his body excitedly, and he punched his chest twice to express his gratitude for being accepted by the organization.
Dave gave Li Mu the feeling that Spider met Iron Man at this moment, and he mistakenly thought that his life was finally about to flourish!
OK, Dave, take us back to your home!Li Mu naturally made a request that we might have to live together in the future.
……
King Haibian was wearing a eye-catching and weird green onesie, swaggeringly doing a hero on the street, leaving the crime scene without any experience, posting without any scruples on the Internet, checking emails sent by strangers...
A series of behaviors are extremely stupid.
However, the result was only discovered by another pair of justice protagonists, Super Killer Girl and Big Dad.
The police in the entire NY city, with countless maids, villains who act without any scruples, even his biological father... No one discovered his identity.
It doesn't make sense at all logically.
It has to be said that Haibian Wang’s home is indeed the safest place in the whole movie.
The protagonist's halo is everywhere.
In the world of comic-adapted movies, you only need some fun, no logic!
Go to my house?Dave was stunned and said in embarrassment, "It's impossible, my dad will find it!"
No, isn’t it normal to invite two friends from the East to go to your house for a few days?Li Mu smiled and said, of course, if you are in a dilemma, we can pay the rent!
No, no, that's not what I mean.Dave waved his hands repeatedly, I mean, my dad might find you, no, our identities!
Don't worry, I have mysterious witchcraft from the East, and a leaf is blocking my eyes.Li Mu smiled and said, he would only treat us as two ordinary guests.
A leaf blocks your eyes?
Of course Li Mu won’t, but the director will!
Dave was wearing green skin and almost committed suicide. His father didn't find his identity!
Li Mu has a good reason to believe that even if Dave holds a superhero party at home, he will only understand it as a masquerade.
Dave, living together can make it easier for me to train you anytime, anywhere.Li Mu looked at Haibian King and shook his head slightly. Although you have the inner qualities of a superhero, you do not have the skills of a superhero, and you can't even beat Little Loli!
We can compare!Wei Ziqi turned the nunchao and cooperated with Li Mu.
Little lli's cruelty instantly broke into Dave's mind, scaring him to regret two steps: No, no need!
……
Li Mu and Wei Ziqi got their wish and moved into Dave's home.
certainly.
Before meeting Dave's father, Little Lili Wei Ziqi changed into an ordinary little girl's outfit.
Wei Ziqi's sweet and tender appearance is deceptive and easily won the hearts of Dave's father. He enthusiastically accepted Li Mu and expressed his great welcome.
Then, he disappeared into the lives of several people like a passerby.
The next few days.
Li Mu conducted special training for Dave and Wei Ziqi.
The special training method is to stance horses from the mysterious East, walking on plum blossom stakes, holding stone locks, and not finding the stone locks, and it is replaced by dumbbells...
This is Li Mu's harvest in the Little Li's flying sword world. He has lived with a group of heroes in the world for nearly a month. He has never eaten pork and has always seen pigs running.
Regardless of whether the pig runs in a right way, it is enough to fool two rookies!
Practicing the stability of the lower plate with horse stance, walking on the plum blossom stance is the basic footwork associated with dodging, practicing martial arts without practicing qigong, and ending up being in vain...
A mysterious proverb from the East, combined with more magical kung fu, easily conquered Dave, a middle-aged boy.
Especially Li Mu, who has twice the strength of ordinary people, easily lifted a 100-kilogram barbell, made Dave take it as a god, and he obeyed his will!
In order to maintain the mystery of the Eastern Heroes, Little Lili Wei Ziqi taught Dave a mysterious oriental martial arts routine in front of Li Mu, the third set of primary school students' radio gymnastics, and the colorful sunshine...
all in all.
Li Mu and Wei Ziqi basically fooled Dave as a fool...
Like the ones performed in the movie, the videos of Haibian Wang and Little Lili fermented rapidly on the Internet, and the two quickly became Internet celebrities.
but.
There was a little deviation!
Little lli Wei Ziqi did not report her nickname because she was nervous, and netizens did not know the name she gave her.
Therefore, netizens have given Xiao Lli many different nicknames according to their preferences.
For example, Ray Loli, "Blow-up Egg Man", "Witch in Red", etc.
The King of Haibian was even stolen by Little Lil and completely became a foil. His nickname was even worse than Wei Ziqi, and the most widely circulated one was called the Green-skinned Clown. Such a nickname naturally aroused great dissatisfaction between the two.
The two expressed their anger on the blog at the same time, attached their respective superhero photos, and solemnly corrected their nicknames, Undefeated Heroes and Haibian King.
but.
Very little effect.
Netizens are more willing to call them "Riri" and "Green-skinned Joker". Although the nickname is a bit ugly, it does not hinder people's love for the two.
After all, this is the superhero around them.
It's alive!
Moreover, when the two of them were in the same frame, a new combination title was added to the title of lli and pig!
……
Uncle Wizard, I don’t want to be the ‘Rare’, I want to be the undefeated female hero.Wei Ziqi used Dave's computer to browse the web and complained to Li Mu angrily, "I've had enough of being a partner with Dave's stupid pig, and I want to be my partner!"
I think it's pretty good!Li Mu was eating hamburgers and browsing his mobile phone, enjoying his slow life leisurely.
Although the world of "The Sea Flat King" may be a little more dangerous than that of Xiao Li's flying knife, as long as you don't take the initiative to provoke gangsters, you will be stable most of the time.
After all, this is NY City, an internationally-class metropolis. If you have money, you can enjoy a luxurious life.
It is not difficult to find gangsters in NY City.
These nights, Li Mu, with Wei Ziqi and Dave, two incarnations of justice, angrily exaggerated the surrounding neighborhoods, hitting many gangsters who make a living by robbery and collecting a lot of money.
Although it is not as fierce as the crazy robbery gangsters of the big father and the super-killer girl, it is enough for him and Little Li to spend during this period.
The tenants who took the initiative to pay the rent were all good tenants. After Li Mu gave Dave's father a generous rent that far exceeded the market conditions, Dave's father became more and more satisfied with them.
Moreover, he never associated the strange power Luo Li and Wei Ziqi from beginning to end.
Uncle, when will we meet the super killer girl?Wei Ziqi asked.
It's almost done.Li Mu looked at the empty room and sighed, Dave has been back late these days, and he should have had sex with his girlfriend Katie by taking advantage of his gay identity. According to the plot, Katie should be asking him to solve Russell's problem soon!
I am an unbeaten female hero from the East.Wei Ziqi raised her head proudly, Haibian King, welcome to join our Super Heroes.
I am very honored.Dave straightened his body excitedly, and he punched his chest twice to express his gratitude for being accepted by the organization.
Dave gave Li Mu the feeling that Spider met Iron Man at this moment, and he mistakenly thought that his life was finally about to flourish!
OK, Dave, take us back to your home!Li Mu naturally made a request that we might have to live together in the future.
……
King Haibian was wearing a eye-catching and weird green onesie, swaggeringly doing a hero on the street, leaving the crime scene without any experience, posting without any scruples on the Internet, checking emails sent by strangers...
A series of behaviors are extremely stupid.
However, the result was only discovered by another pair of justice protagonists, Super Killer Girl and Big Dad.
The police in the entire NY city, with countless maids, villains who act without any scruples, even his biological father... No one discovered his identity.
It doesn't make sense at all logically.
It has to be said that Haibian Wang’s home is indeed the safest place in the whole movie.
The protagonist's halo is everywhere.
In the world of comic-adapted movies, you only need some fun, no logic!
Go to my house?Dave was stunned and said in embarrassment, "It's impossible, my dad will find it!"
No, isn’t it normal to invite two friends from the East to go to your house for a few days?Li Mu smiled and said, of course, if you are in a dilemma, we can pay the rent!
No, no, that's not what I mean.Dave waved his hands repeatedly, I mean, my dad might find you, no, our identities!
Don't worry, I have mysterious witchcraft from the East, and a leaf is blocking my eyes.Li Mu smiled and said, he would only treat us as two ordinary guests.
A leaf blocks your eyes?
Of course Li Mu won’t, but the director will!
Dave was wearing green skin and almost committed suicide. His father didn't find his identity!
Li Mu has a good reason to believe that even if Dave holds a superhero party at home, he will only understand it as a masquerade.
Dave, living together can make it easier for me to train you anytime, anywhere.Li Mu looked at Haibian King and shook his head slightly. Although you have the inner qualities of a superhero, you do not have the skills of a superhero, and you can't even beat Little Loli!
We can compare!Wei Ziqi turned the nunchao and cooperated with Li Mu.
Little lli's cruelty instantly broke into Dave's mind, scaring him to regret two steps: No, no need!
……
Li Mu and Wei Ziqi got their wish and moved into Dave's home.
certainly.
Before meeting Dave's father, Little Lili Wei Ziqi changed into an ordinary little girl's outfit.
Wei Ziqi's sweet and tender appearance is deceptive and easily won the hearts of Dave's father. He enthusiastically accepted Li Mu and expressed his great welcome.
Then, he disappeared into the lives of several people like a passerby.
The next few days.
Li Mu conducted special training for Dave and Wei Ziqi.
The special training method is to stance horses from the mysterious East, walking on plum blossom stakes, holding stone locks, and not finding the stone locks, and it is replaced by dumbbells...
This is Li Mu's harvest in the Little Li's flying sword world. He has lived with a group of heroes in the world for nearly a month. He has never eaten pork and has always seen pigs running.
Regardless of whether the pig runs in a right way, it is enough to fool two rookies!
Practicing the stability of the lower plate with horse stance, walking on the plum blossom stance is the basic footwork associated with dodging, practicing martial arts without practicing qigong, and ending up being in vain...
A mysterious proverb from the East, combined with more magical kung fu, easily conquered Dave, a middle-aged boy.
Especially Li Mu, who has twice the strength of ordinary people, easily lifted a 100-kilogram barbell, made Dave take it as a god, and he obeyed his will!
In order to maintain the mystery of the Eastern Heroes, Little Lili Wei Ziqi taught Dave a mysterious oriental martial arts routine in front of Li Mu, the third set of primary school students' radio gymnastics, and the colorful sunshine...
all in all.
Li Mu and Wei Ziqi basically fooled Dave as a fool...
Like the ones performed in the movie, the videos of Haibian Wang and Little Lili fermented rapidly on the Internet, and the two quickly became Internet celebrities.
but.
There was a little deviation!
Little lli Wei Ziqi did not report her nickname because she was nervous, and netizens did not know the name she gave her.
Therefore, netizens have given Xiao Lli many different nicknames according to their preferences.
For example, Ray Loli, "Blow-up Egg Man", "Witch in Red", etc.
The King of Haibian was even stolen by Little Lil and completely became a foil. His nickname was even worse than Wei Ziqi, and the most widely circulated one was called the Green-skinned Clown. Such a nickname naturally aroused great dissatisfaction between the two.
The two expressed their anger on the blog at the same time, attached their respective superhero photos, and solemnly corrected their nicknames, Undefeated Heroes and Haibian King.
but.
Very little effect.
Netizens are more willing to call them "Riri" and "Green-skinned Joker". Although the nickname is a bit ugly, it does not hinder people's love for the two.
After all, this is the superhero around them.
It's alive!
Moreover, when the two of them were in the same frame, a new combination title was added to the title of lli and pig!
……
Uncle Wizard, I don’t want to be the ‘Rare’, I want to be the undefeated female hero.Wei Ziqi used Dave's computer to browse the web and complained to Li Mu angrily, "I've had enough of being a partner with Dave's stupid pig, and I want to be my partner!"
I think it's pretty good!Li Mu was eating hamburgers and browsing his mobile phone, enjoying his slow life leisurely.
Although the world of "The Sea Flat King" may be a little more dangerous than that of Xiao Li's flying knife, as long as you don't take the initiative to provoke gangsters, you will be stable most of the time.
After all, this is NY City, an internationally-class metropolis. If you have money, you can enjoy a luxurious life.
It is not difficult to find gangsters in NY City.
These nights, Li Mu, with Wei Ziqi and Dave, two incarnations of justice, angrily exaggerated the surrounding neighborhoods, hitting many gangsters who make a living by robbery and collecting a lot of money.
Although it is not as fierce as the crazy robbery gangsters of the big father and the super-killer girl, it is enough for him and Little Li to spend during this period.
The tenants who took the initiative to pay the rent were all good tenants. After Li Mu gave Dave's father a generous rent that far exceeded the market conditions, Dave's father became more and more satisfied with them.
Moreover, he never associated the strange power Luo Li and Wei Ziqi from beginning to end.
Uncle, when will we meet the super killer girl?Wei Ziqi asked.
It's almost done.Li Mu looked at the empty room and sighed, Dave has been back late these days, and he should have had sex with his girlfriend Katie by taking advantage of his gay identity. According to the plot, Katie should be asking him to solve Russell's problem soon!
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