For medicine, Xu Xian became a frequent visitor to the fireworks women. Li Hailong came from Tang Bohu's world after all. He was deeply influenced by the 9527 and did not take emotional issues seriously.
He looked through the secret book that was teleported and asked: Boss, does the official dream realizer have more customer evaluation system?
There is a hairy evaluation.Li Mudao, the company provides the sexy skills and multiple after-sales reviews, I was fired long ago, so how could I have the chance to become a regular?
Li Hailong looked at Li Mu and nodded deeply and said: I knew that the boss had a straightforward style of doing things, so how could he care about customer evaluation?I was shocked. If I really had this functional module, I would have lost the motivation to become a regular person.
He looked down at his phone, approached Li Mu, stretched out his hand and smiled, "Boss, what extra blood Bodhi, purple gold elixir, give me some!"
What to do?Li Mu asked.
After I go back, I put it offline to reserve.Li Hailong smiled, if I fail to pass the internship period, my memories are erased, and I won’t have nothing when I return home. It’s good to learn some martial arts and be a little superman!
I'm fucking!
Talent Ah!
Even he didn't expect this method.
Li Mu looked at Li Hailong and coughed: Hailong, you are a natural dream fulfiller, don’t give up easily.There are many dream fulfillers, and the earth is becoming more and more chaotic in the future. What’s the use of the secret elixirs you have to reserve?If you should be abused in the future, you will still be abused. Walking forward will be the road of light.
Li Hailong smiled: Who is willing to give up if you can move forward? Make more preparations and be prepared for any trouble. Boss, let’s leave a contact information. If I fail to become a regular person, I will return to reality and help my brothers.The front line of the slightest link between Hu Xiaotong and me. Speaking of which, I was cheated by you, and you are responsible for me.
Take responsibility for a bad person.Li Mu raised her eyebrows. As long as she can fulfill her dream, she will be able to meet the dream fulfiller in the future and ensure that she can hide as far as she wants.Don’t think about the lack of anything. Instead of worrying about the future, it’s better to think about how to complete the current task, or develop the skills of the big blowing snail as much as possible.
How to develop?Li Hailong asked.
Don't you suspect that the buff spell has expired?You might try reverse gain.Li Mu said.
What's the meaning?Li Hailong became interested.
For example, if the enemy cuts you with one knife, you will increase your skills for ten years.Li Mu smiled, the enemy casts spells on you and rebounds 100%...
You can give it a try.Li Hailong's eyes lit up.
Moreover, I thought about it for a moment that the probability of blowing the snail should be absurd.Li Mu continued.
Isn't what I said absurd enough?Li Hailong frowned, it was outrageous!
The peaches, golden elixirs, ginseng fruits and the like you wanted before were probably used in the wrong way. Everyone's way is that if you eat peaches and ginseng fruits, you can only be called a dream at best, and it is better to give Hu Xiaotong absurd and bizarre!Li Mu smiled, I think the real absurd thing is that drinking a sip of water can immortality, eating a sip of bun can make you immortal, and farting can kill a Daluo Jinxian...
... Li Hailong suddenly realized and slapped his hands with high fives. Damn, I used the wrong skill of blowing magic snails Ah!Boss, why didn’t you say earlier? I asked God for three hours of peaches that day...
I didn't expect it earlier.Li Mu said, it was still today that the old lady picked up the soap you threw to Wang Daoling, which gave me inspiration...
Absurd, absurd!Li Hailong's eyes turned a few times and suddenly said, "If I take a step forward, the men's pants will disappear from the street."
After saying that.
He took a deep breath and took a step forward.
Wow!
A noise suddenly came from outside the window.
The two of them ran to the window and looked out immediately.
Sure enough.
The streets outside were in chaos, and all the men, whether they were children, adults, or old men, were panicked, with half of their hair legs, not knowing what had happened!
On the street.
There were shouts of searching for pants everywhere, and screams of the big girl and the little wife.
Fortunately!
Most people in ancient times wore long robes. Even if they lost their pants, important parts would not be exposed, and there would not be too much riots.
Success!Li Hailong swallowed, his eyes full of unconcealed excitement.
You're really bored enough.Li Mu looked at the panicked crowd outside and shook his head helplessly. It’s a good thing that you didn’t strip the whole city of Ah!
I thought so from the beginning.Li Hailong looked at the sensation he caused with satisfaction and said with a smile, but aren’t we included in the whole city? The temporary change of words can be regarded as giving the women some face, so I will give them my pants back.I snapped my fingers and the disappearing pants returned to their original position.
Bang!
A crisp sound.
The riots were still there, and the men hurriedly rushed to their respective homes, pressing against the hem of their robes.
The women were also escaping, and the pants disappeared bizarrely, so weird. Who knows if it’s the turn of women next!
Looking at the panicked crowd below, Li Hailong smiled awkwardly: I took a step back and my pants returned.
Li Mu's eyes suddenly froze in the distance and said lightly: Stop tossing with his pants, Bai Suzhen is here.
MBD, it's indeed a chance spell Ah!Li Hailong complained and looked out following Li Mu's gaze.
At the end of the street.
Two beautiful figures, one green and one white, were guided by a child, and walked upstream from the crowd and walked towards Tongfu Inn.
The three of them did not deliberately hide their whereabouts. They were two men and one woman, and their behavior and costumes were different from those of ancient people. It was not difficult to find out about them.
Li Mu quickly took out the magic book and recited the spell to bless him and Li Hailong with a series of defensive magics such as body protection stone skin, body protection shield, and fire shield. Li Hailong was also not vague and said quickly: When we stood together, the favorability of snakes increased by 100%, the IQ of snakes decreased by 100%, and the damage of snakes to us was reduced to zero; any magic attacks they suffered were automatically converted into our skills; in this room, any attacks we suffered would be transferred to Fahai of Jinshan Temple...
The two of them worked together.
Bai Suzhen had already walked outside the inn and looked up and saw the two people standing by the window.
Sister Bai, we are here.
Li Mu waved to Bai Suzhen enthusiastically and greeted him, as if all the bad things had nothing to do with him.
Along the way, Bai Suzhen heard all about her and Wang Daoling's affair. No matter how well she was in cultivation, she would be almost unable to hold back.
At this moment, her mood was extremely depressed. When she saw Li Xiaobai, she forced her smile to him, pulled Xiaoqing up, took two steps, and disappeared from the street.
The next second, he appeared in Li Mu's room.
Immortal Technique Teleportation!Sister Bai, I saw your interaction with the Taoist priest.Li Mu took the initiative and frowned. Although I had no intention of evaluating Sister Bai's love history, I still wanted to say that Taoist priest doesn't look like a good person!
Don’t mention him to me anymore. I have nothing to do with him. Today, I was attacked by a villain and I became so ugly in broad daylight.Bai Suzhen looked at Li Mu with a burning gaze, trying to see a clue from his face, but she couldn't see anything.
My sister has been practicing Taoism for more than 1,700 years. Who else can plot against Sister Bai?Li Mu asked in surprise.
No one else can do it except you, Xiaoqing asked angrily.
How could it be us?Miss Qing, don’t frame me.You have personally experienced my charming technique, and it is completely different from Sister Bai’s experience.Li Mu looked at Xiaoqing and said seriously.
Pooh!
Xiaoqing's face turned red inexplicably and she spat on the ground: Don't gild yourself on your face. I was hit by your plot, not to understand your charming skills!
He looked through the secret book that was teleported and asked: Boss, does the official dream realizer have more customer evaluation system?
There is a hairy evaluation.Li Mudao, the company provides the sexy skills and multiple after-sales reviews, I was fired long ago, so how could I have the chance to become a regular?
Li Hailong looked at Li Mu and nodded deeply and said: I knew that the boss had a straightforward style of doing things, so how could he care about customer evaluation?I was shocked. If I really had this functional module, I would have lost the motivation to become a regular person.
He looked down at his phone, approached Li Mu, stretched out his hand and smiled, "Boss, what extra blood Bodhi, purple gold elixir, give me some!"
What to do?Li Mu asked.
After I go back, I put it offline to reserve.Li Hailong smiled, if I fail to pass the internship period, my memories are erased, and I won’t have nothing when I return home. It’s good to learn some martial arts and be a little superman!
I'm fucking!
Talent Ah!
Even he didn't expect this method.
Li Mu looked at Li Hailong and coughed: Hailong, you are a natural dream fulfiller, don’t give up easily.There are many dream fulfillers, and the earth is becoming more and more chaotic in the future. What’s the use of the secret elixirs you have to reserve?If you should be abused in the future, you will still be abused. Walking forward will be the road of light.
Li Hailong smiled: Who is willing to give up if you can move forward? Make more preparations and be prepared for any trouble. Boss, let’s leave a contact information. If I fail to become a regular person, I will return to reality and help my brothers.The front line of the slightest link between Hu Xiaotong and me. Speaking of which, I was cheated by you, and you are responsible for me.
Take responsibility for a bad person.Li Mu raised her eyebrows. As long as she can fulfill her dream, she will be able to meet the dream fulfiller in the future and ensure that she can hide as far as she wants.Don’t think about the lack of anything. Instead of worrying about the future, it’s better to think about how to complete the current task, or develop the skills of the big blowing snail as much as possible.
How to develop?Li Hailong asked.
Don't you suspect that the buff spell has expired?You might try reverse gain.Li Mu said.
What's the meaning?Li Hailong became interested.
For example, if the enemy cuts you with one knife, you will increase your skills for ten years.Li Mu smiled, the enemy casts spells on you and rebounds 100%...
You can give it a try.Li Hailong's eyes lit up.
Moreover, I thought about it for a moment that the probability of blowing the snail should be absurd.Li Mu continued.
Isn't what I said absurd enough?Li Hailong frowned, it was outrageous!
The peaches, golden elixirs, ginseng fruits and the like you wanted before were probably used in the wrong way. Everyone's way is that if you eat peaches and ginseng fruits, you can only be called a dream at best, and it is better to give Hu Xiaotong absurd and bizarre!Li Mu smiled, I think the real absurd thing is that drinking a sip of water can immortality, eating a sip of bun can make you immortal, and farting can kill a Daluo Jinxian...
... Li Hailong suddenly realized and slapped his hands with high fives. Damn, I used the wrong skill of blowing magic snails Ah!Boss, why didn’t you say earlier? I asked God for three hours of peaches that day...
I didn't expect it earlier.Li Mu said, it was still today that the old lady picked up the soap you threw to Wang Daoling, which gave me inspiration...
Absurd, absurd!Li Hailong's eyes turned a few times and suddenly said, "If I take a step forward, the men's pants will disappear from the street."
After saying that.
He took a deep breath and took a step forward.
Wow!
A noise suddenly came from outside the window.
The two of them ran to the window and looked out immediately.
Sure enough.
The streets outside were in chaos, and all the men, whether they were children, adults, or old men, were panicked, with half of their hair legs, not knowing what had happened!
On the street.
There were shouts of searching for pants everywhere, and screams of the big girl and the little wife.
Fortunately!
Most people in ancient times wore long robes. Even if they lost their pants, important parts would not be exposed, and there would not be too much riots.
Success!Li Hailong swallowed, his eyes full of unconcealed excitement.
You're really bored enough.Li Mu looked at the panicked crowd outside and shook his head helplessly. It’s a good thing that you didn’t strip the whole city of Ah!
I thought so from the beginning.Li Hailong looked at the sensation he caused with satisfaction and said with a smile, but aren’t we included in the whole city? The temporary change of words can be regarded as giving the women some face, so I will give them my pants back.I snapped my fingers and the disappearing pants returned to their original position.
Bang!
A crisp sound.
The riots were still there, and the men hurriedly rushed to their respective homes, pressing against the hem of their robes.
The women were also escaping, and the pants disappeared bizarrely, so weird. Who knows if it’s the turn of women next!
Looking at the panicked crowd below, Li Hailong smiled awkwardly: I took a step back and my pants returned.
Li Mu's eyes suddenly froze in the distance and said lightly: Stop tossing with his pants, Bai Suzhen is here.
MBD, it's indeed a chance spell Ah!Li Hailong complained and looked out following Li Mu's gaze.
At the end of the street.
Two beautiful figures, one green and one white, were guided by a child, and walked upstream from the crowd and walked towards Tongfu Inn.
The three of them did not deliberately hide their whereabouts. They were two men and one woman, and their behavior and costumes were different from those of ancient people. It was not difficult to find out about them.
Li Mu quickly took out the magic book and recited the spell to bless him and Li Hailong with a series of defensive magics such as body protection stone skin, body protection shield, and fire shield. Li Hailong was also not vague and said quickly: When we stood together, the favorability of snakes increased by 100%, the IQ of snakes decreased by 100%, and the damage of snakes to us was reduced to zero; any magic attacks they suffered were automatically converted into our skills; in this room, any attacks we suffered would be transferred to Fahai of Jinshan Temple...
The two of them worked together.
Bai Suzhen had already walked outside the inn and looked up and saw the two people standing by the window.
Sister Bai, we are here.
Li Mu waved to Bai Suzhen enthusiastically and greeted him, as if all the bad things had nothing to do with him.
Along the way, Bai Suzhen heard all about her and Wang Daoling's affair. No matter how well she was in cultivation, she would be almost unable to hold back.
At this moment, her mood was extremely depressed. When she saw Li Xiaobai, she forced her smile to him, pulled Xiaoqing up, took two steps, and disappeared from the street.
The next second, he appeared in Li Mu's room.
Immortal Technique Teleportation!Sister Bai, I saw your interaction with the Taoist priest.Li Mu took the initiative and frowned. Although I had no intention of evaluating Sister Bai's love history, I still wanted to say that Taoist priest doesn't look like a good person!
Don’t mention him to me anymore. I have nothing to do with him. Today, I was attacked by a villain and I became so ugly in broad daylight.Bai Suzhen looked at Li Mu with a burning gaze, trying to see a clue from his face, but she couldn't see anything.
My sister has been practicing Taoism for more than 1,700 years. Who else can plot against Sister Bai?Li Mu asked in surprise.
No one else can do it except you, Xiaoqing asked angrily.
How could it be us?Miss Qing, don’t frame me.You have personally experienced my charming technique, and it is completely different from Sister Bai’s experience.Li Mu looked at Xiaoqing and said seriously.
Pooh!
Xiaoqing's face turned red inexplicably and she spat on the ground: Don't gild yourself on your face. I was hit by your plot, not to understand your charming skills!