Lin Jia rushed to the window at a speed of 100 meters and poked his head out and took a look. He saw an amazing scene!
On the road less than 80 meters ahead
A motorcycle overturned to the ground, and all three people in the car rolled down and fell to the side. The remaining two brothers quickly stopped the motorcycle and ran to check it out. The scene was in chaos...
And on the ground, there are some glass debris reflecting!
Needless to think about it, those glass fragments must be fragments of the glass that Li Jiayu just threw out!
Li Jiayu actually knocked the man who was driving a motorcycle eighty meters away with a glass cup and fainted. The car overturned, and it was so embarrassing!
What are you doing!
Just having fun, who made those people so erratic and disturb people’s dreams!Li Jiayu turned around, a hint of cunning flashed through her clear and crystal red eyes, and a prank smile on her lips.
He, are they okay... Lin Jia was ashamed. He wanted to get angry at Li Jiayu, but Li Jiayu was already showing mercy. If she really wanted to kill herself, then the brothers would not be as simple as a glass of their heads.
Fortunately, the tall and strong man wore a safety helmet when driving a motorcycle. Otherwise, if he ate a glass cup full of brute force, his skull would be broken, and he would have to have a severe concussion even if he didn't die. Look, what the glass cup that collided with the safety helmet would break into, you should know how strong the impact force of the glass was...
Lin Jia felt once again in her heart. Li Jiayu's throwing skills were too amazing. The first time she threw the alarm clock that flew 100 meters and smashed the BMW luxury car. This is reasonable. After all, the BMW car was parked at a stationary position and did not move. But now, the brothers are riding bicycles at medium speed!
It's okay, just show a minor punishment, I can't die.
Li Jiayu turned around, clapped her hands, sat lazily on the bed again, looking at Lin Jia with her eyes drooping:
I just woke up and my bones were itching... Come and move my muscles and bones with me.
Lao Fu spares his life. The legal society does not allow fighting casually. It is okay to hurt me, but it will be bad if I break the appliances at home or hurt flowers and plants...
Lin Jia's forehead was sweating, what a joke? If you fight with Li Jiayu, it would definitely be dead. Although her hands are tender and smooth, as delicate as beautiful jade, in fact, these hands are more lethal than the chainsaw in "Chain Saw Massacre". If Lin Jia is touched lightly, the bones will probably be broken into powder!
The weak, you don’t even have the courage to fight, are you still a man?A hint of disdain appeared on the corner of Li Jiayu's mouth.
Please, men have no relationship with fighting. The times are progressing rapidly, and they emphasize the path of sustainable development in a harmonious and civilized manner. Everyone is civilized. Of course, they must keep pace with the times and be polite and polite. They will always discuss it. That is the work of the martial arts men. They either go to be martial arts coaches or are invited by police uncles to pick up soap in prison... As for fighting, killing, it is done by the young and dandy. We cannot be as tasteless as the young and dandy, and we are not doing the right job as the young and dandy. We must be harmonious, humble, and friendly... Lin Jia nagged like a fly, and at the same time took a few steps back and set a safe distance from Li Jiayu.
Cut, Nā species!
Li Jiayu looked at Lin Jia who was timid and did not continue to kill him. She walked over, hit Lin Jia with her shoulder and went out and ran to the bathroom.
Huh, this aunt is really hard to serve. Not only did it cause my brothers to be killed, but I almost became her human sandbag... I can't live this life!
Lin Jia felt that his pressure was getting greater and greater. At this moment, he really had the urge to call the police. The policeman had so many guns in his hand that he could definitely subdue Li Jiayu...
But why do you call the police? Li Jiayu has not committed a crime yet. Even if the time traveler is an illegal citizen smuggler, he doesn’t need to point a gun at her. Besides, once Lin Jia reveals her whereabouts, what will await her will be endless troubles and whirlpools. How can Lin Jia watch a little girl fall into the fire pit?
……
At the same time, Lin Jia's friends who fell off the motorcycle were wailing and getting up from the ground. They felt that their internal organs were shaking and they were really falling. Many places were worn out. Although they could not be said to be damaged, they had to go to the hospital for disinfection and examination. At least ten days and half a month to recover.
Gao, Gao Xiáng, you are okay!
The brothers nervously helped the macho up from the ground, took off his helmet, and called out with affectionate trembling as his body shook.
Fortunately... I just got a little dizzy...
Gao Xiáng rolled his eyes and took a few quick breaths. While touching the back of his head with his hands, he looked at Lin Jia's house with a worried and scared look, and said:
It seems that we really offended the martial arts masters... I knew that Tianshan Tong Lao would never let me go so easily!Brothers, pull up your motorcycle and run away!
When everyone heard this, they suddenly became smart, and didn't care about how many skins they had worn out or what parts of their clothes were broken. They directly helped up the motorcycle with less severe damage. They even didn't bother to pick up the helmet, so they sat up in panic, and stepped on the accelerator desperately, leaving at a super fast speed.
They were really afraid, afraid to slow down, and they killed all the Tianshan Tonglao slapped the Tianshan Liuyang Palm...
Even if they fled in panic, they would not dare to expose the matter of Tianshan Tonglao in a short period of time, for fear that they would cause revenge from Tianshan Tonglao.
……
When going to the toilet, Li Jiayu felt it was strange!
Alas, wait...
Why do I squat and pee?
Li Jiayu was stunned, stared at the toilet in a daze, touched the middle of her empty legs, and murmured:
I remember I used to pee while standing... but if I pee while standing, I would wet my pants...
Something came to my mind vaguely, but it was soon blurred. Anyway, Li Jiayu just felt that it would be very strange to sit and pee, and she was not feeling very comfortable all over.
This is no wonder Li Jiayu. In the past, Li Jiayu was a great summoner of the legendary peak. He could completely absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to maintain his life. He also had a leak-free true body and would not leak any vitality, so he naturally did not need to be excreted, and he would save all kinds of urination and urine.
However, Li Jiayu still retained a little conditioned reflex. She vaguely remembered that she must have been standing for the last time she urinated. No matter what, she had been standing and peeing for twenty years, and she had become accustomed to it.
After hesitating for a while, Li Jiayu did not pee while standing, but instead unbuttoned her belt with a slightly red face, took off her pants, and sat on the toilet and snorted...
After swearing, Li Jiayu was stunned again, and the bottom was still wet!
Damn it, returning to mortals is troublesome!
Li Jiayu reached out to touch the bottom in embarrassment, and it was indeed wet and cold. In desperation, she had to look around, then her eyes lit up, she reached out to pull off a few tissues and wiped them...
Gulugulu
After flushing the toilet, Li Jiayu went to wash her hands, but her face looked disgusted:
It's really troublesome. Why is it so difficult to go to the toilet? You have to sit and wipe it. As expected, all women are so annoyed... I obviously think women are very annoyed, but why am I a woman again?I really can't figure it out...
hateful!It's more comfortable to pee while standing...
After washing her face, Li Jiayu felt refreshed and her whole body was filled with endless power. She was eager to vent all her energy.
Lin Jia!Come here, I have something to ask you!After leaving the bathroom, Li Jiayu shouted into the room.
Miss, please tell me if you have something to say. I’m tired of eating noodles and want to go out to eat something else...
Who wants to go out to eat!Look at so many strange props and electrical appliances in your home. I think the technology level in this world should be very high, right?
Oh, Miss is so high-end and fashionable, she even understands the word "technology level". The young student admires it.Lin Jia praised it all the time. In his opinion, Li Jiayu, a girl from the fairy world, should not have been exposed to technology and electrical appliances.
Is there a machine prop that can help me pee while standing?I think it's awkward to sit, and it's a waste of time to wipe it...
puff!
Lin Jia was shocked when she heard this, looked up and down at Li Jiayu with rich expressions, her eyes focused on her legs, then shook her head like a swaying drum, and said in a muffled voice:
No, absolutely not!
Didn’t you say that modern technology is omnipotent!Why can't I help me solve this small urinary problem?I'm going to pee while standing!
This really doesn't work... Modern women like to squat or sit and urinate, so no scientist has invented that kind of thing. Well, it seems that Japan has such legendary props, but they are very imperfect and very troublesome. If you are not careful, you will leak all over your legs...
Then forget it!
Li Jiayu curled her smile and put on the signature cold and arrogant expression again, saying:
It's so boring, I'll give you two choices... First, accompany me to move my muscles and bones, I want to warm up well, and second, take me to find a group of "Young and Dangerous" you said. It's not illegal to beat you, right? I want to beat them so hard that I can't take care of themselves.Third, take me to find the so-called "martial arts masters" and "martial arts coaches". I want to fight ten of them at one time and learn how strong the combat power of the earthlings is.
Ah？
Less nonsense, which of the three options do you choose?I am free now and have nothing to do, so I need to find some fun to vent my energy!
Lin Jia rolled her eyes in embarrassment. This restless aunt, Ah, you have to make trouble for the wind and rain after you have enough sleep. Will it make people feel at ease?
First, Lin Jia should not be used as a human sandbag for Li Jiayu when he was beaten to death. Second, the young and dandy are also human rights. Although they are wrong, they cannot recommend Li Jiayu to Fei Beat and others, otherwise they will die unfairly. Third, Lin Jia really doesn't know where the martial arts hall is located in Suicheng. Even if there are, most of them are Taekwondo martial arts halls. They are all third-rate Taekwondo teachers. If they are not strong, they will definitely be beaten with one move. Even if they go together, they will lose like a mountain of defeat. They will also have to be hospitalized for more than half a year and cannot take care of themselves!
On the road less than 80 meters ahead
A motorcycle overturned to the ground, and all three people in the car rolled down and fell to the side. The remaining two brothers quickly stopped the motorcycle and ran to check it out. The scene was in chaos...
And on the ground, there are some glass debris reflecting!
Needless to think about it, those glass fragments must be fragments of the glass that Li Jiayu just threw out!
Li Jiayu actually knocked the man who was driving a motorcycle eighty meters away with a glass cup and fainted. The car overturned, and it was so embarrassing!
What are you doing!
Just having fun, who made those people so erratic and disturb people’s dreams!Li Jiayu turned around, a hint of cunning flashed through her clear and crystal red eyes, and a prank smile on her lips.
He, are they okay... Lin Jia was ashamed. He wanted to get angry at Li Jiayu, but Li Jiayu was already showing mercy. If she really wanted to kill herself, then the brothers would not be as simple as a glass of their heads.
Fortunately, the tall and strong man wore a safety helmet when driving a motorcycle. Otherwise, if he ate a glass cup full of brute force, his skull would be broken, and he would have to have a severe concussion even if he didn't die. Look, what the glass cup that collided with the safety helmet would break into, you should know how strong the impact force of the glass was...
Lin Jia felt once again in her heart. Li Jiayu's throwing skills were too amazing. The first time she threw the alarm clock that flew 100 meters and smashed the BMW luxury car. This is reasonable. After all, the BMW car was parked at a stationary position and did not move. But now, the brothers are riding bicycles at medium speed!
It's okay, just show a minor punishment, I can't die.
Li Jiayu turned around, clapped her hands, sat lazily on the bed again, looking at Lin Jia with her eyes drooping:
I just woke up and my bones were itching... Come and move my muscles and bones with me.
Lao Fu spares his life. The legal society does not allow fighting casually. It is okay to hurt me, but it will be bad if I break the appliances at home or hurt flowers and plants...
Lin Jia's forehead was sweating, what a joke? If you fight with Li Jiayu, it would definitely be dead. Although her hands are tender and smooth, as delicate as beautiful jade, in fact, these hands are more lethal than the chainsaw in "Chain Saw Massacre". If Lin Jia is touched lightly, the bones will probably be broken into powder!
The weak, you don’t even have the courage to fight, are you still a man?A hint of disdain appeared on the corner of Li Jiayu's mouth.
Please, men have no relationship with fighting. The times are progressing rapidly, and they emphasize the path of sustainable development in a harmonious and civilized manner. Everyone is civilized. Of course, they must keep pace with the times and be polite and polite. They will always discuss it. That is the work of the martial arts men. They either go to be martial arts coaches or are invited by police uncles to pick up soap in prison... As for fighting, killing, it is done by the young and dandy. We cannot be as tasteless as the young and dandy, and we are not doing the right job as the young and dandy. We must be harmonious, humble, and friendly... Lin Jia nagged like a fly, and at the same time took a few steps back and set a safe distance from Li Jiayu.
Cut, Nā species!
Li Jiayu looked at Lin Jia who was timid and did not continue to kill him. She walked over, hit Lin Jia with her shoulder and went out and ran to the bathroom.
Huh, this aunt is really hard to serve. Not only did it cause my brothers to be killed, but I almost became her human sandbag... I can't live this life!
Lin Jia felt that his pressure was getting greater and greater. At this moment, he really had the urge to call the police. The policeman had so many guns in his hand that he could definitely subdue Li Jiayu...
But why do you call the police? Li Jiayu has not committed a crime yet. Even if the time traveler is an illegal citizen smuggler, he doesn’t need to point a gun at her. Besides, once Lin Jia reveals her whereabouts, what will await her will be endless troubles and whirlpools. How can Lin Jia watch a little girl fall into the fire pit?
……
At the same time, Lin Jia's friends who fell off the motorcycle were wailing and getting up from the ground. They felt that their internal organs were shaking and they were really falling. Many places were worn out. Although they could not be said to be damaged, they had to go to the hospital for disinfection and examination. At least ten days and half a month to recover.
Gao, Gao Xiáng, you are okay!
The brothers nervously helped the macho up from the ground, took off his helmet, and called out with affectionate trembling as his body shook.
Fortunately... I just got a little dizzy...
Gao Xiáng rolled his eyes and took a few quick breaths. While touching the back of his head with his hands, he looked at Lin Jia's house with a worried and scared look, and said:
It seems that we really offended the martial arts masters... I knew that Tianshan Tong Lao would never let me go so easily!Brothers, pull up your motorcycle and run away!
When everyone heard this, they suddenly became smart, and didn't care about how many skins they had worn out or what parts of their clothes were broken. They directly helped up the motorcycle with less severe damage. They even didn't bother to pick up the helmet, so they sat up in panic, and stepped on the accelerator desperately, leaving at a super fast speed.
They were really afraid, afraid to slow down, and they killed all the Tianshan Tonglao slapped the Tianshan Liuyang Palm...
Even if they fled in panic, they would not dare to expose the matter of Tianshan Tonglao in a short period of time, for fear that they would cause revenge from Tianshan Tonglao.
……
When going to the toilet, Li Jiayu felt it was strange!
Alas, wait...
Why do I squat and pee?
Li Jiayu was stunned, stared at the toilet in a daze, touched the middle of her empty legs, and murmured:
I remember I used to pee while standing... but if I pee while standing, I would wet my pants...
Something came to my mind vaguely, but it was soon blurred. Anyway, Li Jiayu just felt that it would be very strange to sit and pee, and she was not feeling very comfortable all over.
This is no wonder Li Jiayu. In the past, Li Jiayu was a great summoner of the legendary peak. He could completely absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to maintain his life. He also had a leak-free true body and would not leak any vitality, so he naturally did not need to be excreted, and he would save all kinds of urination and urine.
However, Li Jiayu still retained a little conditioned reflex. She vaguely remembered that she must have been standing for the last time she urinated. No matter what, she had been standing and peeing for twenty years, and she had become accustomed to it.
After hesitating for a while, Li Jiayu did not pee while standing, but instead unbuttoned her belt with a slightly red face, took off her pants, and sat on the toilet and snorted...
After swearing, Li Jiayu was stunned again, and the bottom was still wet!
Damn it, returning to mortals is troublesome!
Li Jiayu reached out to touch the bottom in embarrassment, and it was indeed wet and cold. In desperation, she had to look around, then her eyes lit up, she reached out to pull off a few tissues and wiped them...
Gulugulu
After flushing the toilet, Li Jiayu went to wash her hands, but her face looked disgusted:
It's really troublesome. Why is it so difficult to go to the toilet? You have to sit and wipe it. As expected, all women are so annoyed... I obviously think women are very annoyed, but why am I a woman again?I really can't figure it out...
hateful!It's more comfortable to pee while standing...
After washing her face, Li Jiayu felt refreshed and her whole body was filled with endless power. She was eager to vent all her energy.
Lin Jia!Come here, I have something to ask you!After leaving the bathroom, Li Jiayu shouted into the room.
Miss, please tell me if you have something to say. I’m tired of eating noodles and want to go out to eat something else...
Who wants to go out to eat!Look at so many strange props and electrical appliances in your home. I think the technology level in this world should be very high, right?
Oh, Miss is so high-end and fashionable, she even understands the word "technology level". The young student admires it.Lin Jia praised it all the time. In his opinion, Li Jiayu, a girl from the fairy world, should not have been exposed to technology and electrical appliances.
Is there a machine prop that can help me pee while standing?I think it's awkward to sit, and it's a waste of time to wipe it...
puff!
Lin Jia was shocked when she heard this, looked up and down at Li Jiayu with rich expressions, her eyes focused on her legs, then shook her head like a swaying drum, and said in a muffled voice:
No, absolutely not!
Didn’t you say that modern technology is omnipotent!Why can't I help me solve this small urinary problem?I'm going to pee while standing!
This really doesn't work... Modern women like to squat or sit and urinate, so no scientist has invented that kind of thing. Well, it seems that Japan has such legendary props, but they are very imperfect and very troublesome. If you are not careful, you will leak all over your legs...
Then forget it!
Li Jiayu curled her smile and put on the signature cold and arrogant expression again, saying:
It's so boring, I'll give you two choices... First, accompany me to move my muscles and bones, I want to warm up well, and second, take me to find a group of "Young and Dangerous" you said. It's not illegal to beat you, right? I want to beat them so hard that I can't take care of themselves.Third, take me to find the so-called "martial arts masters" and "martial arts coaches". I want to fight ten of them at one time and learn how strong the combat power of the earthlings is.
Ah？
Less nonsense, which of the three options do you choose?I am free now and have nothing to do, so I need to find some fun to vent my energy!
Lin Jia rolled her eyes in embarrassment. This restless aunt, Ah, you have to make trouble for the wind and rain after you have enough sleep. Will it make people feel at ease?
First, Lin Jia should not be used as a human sandbag for Li Jiayu when he was beaten to death. Second, the young and dandy are also human rights. Although they are wrong, they cannot recommend Li Jiayu to Fei Beat and others, otherwise they will die unfairly. Third, Lin Jia really doesn't know where the martial arts hall is located in Suicheng. Even if there are, most of them are Taekwondo martial arts halls. They are all third-rate Taekwondo teachers. If they are not strong, they will definitely be beaten with one move. Even if they go together, they will lose like a mountain of defeat. They will also have to be hospitalized for more than half a year and cannot take care of themselves!
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