To Ah, this is the world of octopus... Only this beautiful world can raise pure losers like octopus...
The dark octopus cracked his mouth and laughed proudly. Just as he desperately promoted the power of his motherland to foreign friends, he bowed and waved his tentacles and said:
Master, welcome to this world. There are no corpse clans, no insects, and no dragon clans. Relatively speaking, it is very safe and very fun. Now that you are with the octopus, the octopus is so happy, we have to travel together and play with the scenic spots and historical sites across the country, including the Great Wall, Hangzhou West Lake, Suzhou Gardens, Guilin landscapes, Jiuzhaigou, Hainan scenery... Oh, by the way, there are also Hawaii, Maldives, Las Vegas, Venice... Octopus really wants to see how the owner looks in a swimsuit. Ah, no, the octopus can't wait, we'll take a hot spring in Hong Kong right away...
Dead Octopus, do you have to make me angry?
Before the octopus could finish speaking, Li Jiayu, who could not bear it, grabbed the corner of the dark octopus' mouth with both hands, and pulled the dark octopus from an apple-like body to a cucumber-like body.
Oh, master, please be gentle, the octopus is afraid of pain...
Can you be more serious?I said...I am a man!Li Jiayu gritted her teeth, and suddenly, she remembered a crucial question.
By the way, this guy Octopus is an incredible creature. Although he is stupid, he always seems to know some strange knowledge, not whether he knows the changes in me...
Octopus, I... can I change back?Just turn back into a man...
No, master, you must be the goddess Ah in your life, otherwise how could I, a little octopus, counterattack successfully... Dark Octopus said seriously.
Li Jiayu felt cold in her heart and asked with a serious look:
Really not possible?Why not?
Because the master is the goddess of light...
You're barely!Remind me the truth!
Master, accept the facts, you really can't change back... A red heart shape appeared in the dark octopus' eyes, and rubbed the tip of the tentacles on Li Jiayu's palm. He said in a naive voice: Isn't it better to change back? Master, you can be your goddess of light with peace of mind and charming all living beings... The octopus also likes the master's current appearance, hahahahahaha...
At the end of the day, the octopus let out another unique signature and obscene laugh.
Less talk!Do you really treat me as a fool?I have been deceived by you so many times and I have developed resistance... Li Jiayu caught the dark octopus' tentacles, lifted it backwards in the air, and then pulled it in front of him, smiling and said:
When you lie... your nostrils will twitch, and red smoke will spray out, and the obscene expression on your face is even more obvious... When you lie just now, you were so vulgar as if you were deceived by you again, I would be a hundred times stupider than Ran Hongxia, who had a big breast and brainless breasts!
It's really not easy. Li Jiayu finally became a little smarter. I didn't know how many times he had been cheated by Dark Octopus before. The most overwhelming time was that Dark Octopus was vigilant outside and even let Liu Yinsha into Li Jiayu's room on his own initiative, causing Li Jiayu to almost be raped by Liu Yinsha...
Ah?Is there any?Octopus rarely lie... The dark octopus put on an innocent expression and blinked his eyes, as if imitating the innocent appearance of the blood angel Fang Fang, but this will only make it look even more vulgar, even more vulgar than the boar in heat!
Less nonsense!If you don’t tell me the truth, I’ll stomp you out of the way!
Li Jiayu is serious this time. Although it is true that she is happy to meet an old friend in a foreign land, Li Jiayu is extremely insecure now, like a barrel of explosives, which explodes at a glance. What's more, this bastard Octopus knows the truth, but he still dares to cheat her and deceive her and will never change her life. This is even more uncomfortable than killing her!
Seeing the murderous intent on Li Jiayu's face, the dark octopus shivered quickly. It had been with Li Jiayu for so long, so he naturally knew how violent Li Jiayu was. He would beat him and kill him at any time. He would never be vague. Once he touched her bottom line, the consequences would be very bad...
Uh...hehe, master, can you put me down first?It’s so uncomfortable to always hang the octopus upside down in the air... The octopus laughed with him.
After you say that, I'll let you go!I asked, do you understand?Li Jiayu's face leaned against the dark octopus, narrowed his eyes slightly, and said in a cold voice, as if countless sharp ice cones were flying out with his breath.
I understand!
Why did I become the goddess of light...
Octopus doesn't know this, Octopus only knows that his master will definitely become the goddess of light, and he is also the number one beauty in the world...
...Well, this question tests your IQ too much, and you will never know the conspiracy between the Goddess of Light and the Pope of Light... Li Jiayu sighed helplessly and continued to ask: When will I be freed from the state of Goddess of Light...
Twenty-four years!The dark octopus did not think, and compared the twenty-four tentacles. The expression on his face was quite excited, his nose twitched, and his nostrils were sprayed with smoke.
……
Li Jiayu stared at the dark octopus with her eyes slanted, without saying a word. From the changes in the octopus' nose, she knew that this guy was lying again.
Uh...Ten years!
Haha, one year...
Master, I'll be honest... I'll have to wait at least a month...
Under Li Jiayu's stare, the dark octopus felt very stressed and kept changing his words. In the end, there was no way, so he had to confess truthfully:
Well, Master, you only change on the full moon night. After the full moon night passes, Master, you will immediately change back...
When Li Jiayu heard the words of the Dark Octopus, she was shocked and felt an unspeakable relief in her heart. The inexplicable surprise was much higher than the little flower that picked Yan Zisu, no less than the promotion legend!
Sure enough, fate was just a joke on me and did not want to mess with me...
In other words, after tonight, I will be able to change back by about six or seven o'clock tomorrow morning, right?
Yes... As long as you want, you can change back...
Huh... that's great. I'm really worried that I will be like this for the rest of my life, and I almost collapsed... Li Jiayu doesn't want to have a goddess body. She just wants to restore her body to a man. Even a fake girl doesn't matter. As long as there are little brothers, at least in this way, I can be with Yan Zisu, Xiao Wanqing, and Kikyo openly and give them sexual blessings. If you can't combine with the person you like, that's a lot of regret.
Li Jiayu's heart was surging, and she felt like she was a village of light. She used to be like a fake girl who was always misunderstood, and she wanted to cut a few scars on her face to disfigure her face... Now, Li Jiayu has become the goddess of light, and she realized that the appearance of a fake girl was already very rare, and she was always one thousand times stronger than a real girl, right?
But then again, Li Jiayu still had a small regret in her heart. Before the dragon clan fought fiercely, she gave the flower fruit to Kikyo. Kikyo also agreed to defeat the dragon clan and shared the same bed with her and stolen the forbidden fruit. But now, hey, let alone pushing her down, she couldn't even meet her.
Thinking of this, Li Jiayu forced herself to suppress her excitement and asked again impatiently:
Octopus, can I still return to Yongcheng and my world?
It's easy... the dark octopus smiled smugly.
Then let me go back now!
No... Master, you think too simply. You must have the right time, place, and people. If the octopus returns to its fullest state, you can open up the space through special means... But now you have also seen that the octopus has changed back to its childhood and has lost all its strength...
Talk about the key points!Li Jiayu said impatiently.
The octopus was destroyed, so he couldn't help it. The only way now is to wait half a month later and the moon completely disappears, so that he can return to his master's original world...
Have to wait half a month?Li Jiayu's face turned pale a little again. Half a month was too long. She couldn't imagine whether her position would be in greater danger without Yongcheng. If Yongcheng fell within half a month, wouldn't her relatives and lovers die on the battlefield?
Take a step back and say that this world is also very dangerous. Only geniuses know whether those powerful and powerful people with ulterior motives will capture Li Jiayu and imprison her. After all, the longer she is in this world, the more dangerous it will be!
It's Ah, it's going to take half a month. Master, please feel at ease when you come here, relax and adjust your mentality. Just treat it as a vacation and accompany the octopus and have fun for half a month. There are many fun places in this world...
Less nonsense!Now I am regarded as fairies Chang'e by those idiots, and they are all staring at me like their eyes spitting fire. It is obvious that I am not at ease, but neither you nor you have much strength. If something happens, I will be very passive!
Don't be afraid!Master, the octopus will protect you if you die...
Just you?I can stomp you with just one kick. If you really want to face the enemy, you can do whatever you want... Li Jiayu shook her head, and suddenly remembered something, looking at the dark octopus with a strange look and said: Hello, what kind of world is this?There is obviously no magic, but why did a magical magic creature like you be born?
The dark octopus suddenly became energetic, and its golden eyes lit up like a small light bulb:
Ha, master, you have asked the idea this time... The world here and you are actually the earth, but they are just parallel spaces. Since the Tang Dynasty, history has taken a turn. The Tang Dynasty in your world has lasted for thousands of years, but the Tang Dynasty in this world has not even lasted for three hundred years. After its demise, it fell into the period of separatist rule of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, and then the Song Dynasty, Yuan Dynasty, Ming Dynasty, Qing Dynasty, and Republic of China...
Li Jiayu frowned and pondered:
Parallel space?
For Ah, that is,... this world is actually similar to your world, which means the development trajectory is different. For example, Hong Kong is called Xiangjiang in your world, Guangzhou is called Yangcheng in your world, Shanghai is called Magic City in your world, Britain is called Britain in your world, the United States is called the American Alliance in your world, and Japan is called Japan in your world...
Seeing Li Jiayu fall into deep thought, the dark octopus narrowed his eyes and screamed strangely:
Master, the history and political situation of this world are completely different from that in your world. Japan over there is a vassal state of the Celestial Empire for more than a thousand years, but Japan in this world almost destroyed the Chinese country. It is still in a semi-hostile state, and the relationship is very tense... Moreover, the overlord of this world is the United States, with extremely strong military, technological and financial resources, enough to match half of the world...
Li Jiayu was stunned for a moment and looked at the dark octopus incredible sense. What this guy said really surprised her. After all, in her world, the Chinese country is the most powerful, occupying half of Asia and having a vast territory, but the Chinese country in this world seems to be not very good to leave the country.
Master, you don’t have to pay too much attention. Anyway, with your temperament, you won’t interfere too much in the world… We just need to treat this place as a leisure and vacation destination. Haha, every full moon night in the future, call other mistresses to this world, so that they can have fun too…
Can they come too?
You can Ah, when the octopus is promoted to quasi-legacy, you can bring them there too. After all, this is the hometown of octopus, but it will take a long time for octopus to be promoted to quasi-legacy... Uh, no, if the master, you give your underwear to octopus...
Smack
You're simply looking for death!
Before the Dark Octopus could finish his words, a trace of murderous intent flashed across Li Jiayu's face, and he threw the Dark Octopus to the ground, stepped on its head, and flattened it, like a pancake.
This bastard wants to get the cheaper his master, and he keeps talking. Li Jiayu's patience is limited!
Master, I know I'm wrong... I dare not be slickering anymore...
Next time, you don’t have to follow me. Get out as far as you can!Li Jiayu raised her feet in anger and clamped the dark octopus in the pancake with her fingers.
Yes...yes... The octopus struggled for a moment, and his body swelled up in a gurgling manner, and he returned to the original again, leaving no injury at all.
Octopus, what kind of creature are you?Why do you have an immortal physique?Li Jiayu couldn't help asking.
The dark octopus became excited again, raised his head with a little pride, put on an exaggerated expression, and said proudly:
Ha, octopus is a loser!To put it bluntly, it is the resentment of many people in the world. The people in the world have many flaws in their personalities. They are all useless, afraid of anything, and dare not do anything; they are vain and pretend to be noble; they are shy but self-indulgent; they are inferior but self-righteous; they are at the bottom of society and have to make a living by moving bricks and carrying manure, and are often bullied by foremen, or they play games at home all day, eating and waiting to die, and are destined to be lonely for a lifetime, and can only masturbate at the goddess's photos in a humble way, and in the end they are not even qualified to be a father...
The dark octopus said a lot, but Li Jiayu didn't understand it, and finally nodded in a vague way:
So this is the loser?But why are you so proud...
Because the octopus has the chance to make a comeback in the end, every octopus will have the day to become a tall, rich and handsome man. This octopus firmly believes... The dark octopus's eyes shines with water, and the corners of his eyes seem to be sliding down. It looks at Li Jiayu excitedly and said intoxicatedly:
Master, look, hasn’t this loser succeeded in counterattacking?Am I in the goddess's arms now?Moreover, octopus is also the most successful loser, because the goddess guarded by octopus is the most perfect goddess of light, gagahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
……
Li Jiayu frowned, completely confused, and didn't understand what the octopus meant. Is the meaning of a goddess in counterattack?
There is really nothing we can do. Li Jiayu and Dark Octopus have too much difference in values and ideas, so she will never understand the mood of Dark Octopus.
However, Li Jiayu is sure that the Dark Octopus is not a pure creature in nature, but a combination of spiritual beliefs, just like gods and demons in the fantasy world, born from nothingness due to the admiration and belief of the world. Octopus is the spiritual crystallization of many losers.
No wonder, no wonder this guy Octopus is so strange. He has the blood of a tentacle monster, but he has never been abusive women. It turns out that it is because the losers have always been lustful and have no courage, and dare not confess to the partner he likes. Yes, the losers have always been virgins for life...
No wonder you like eating girls' underwear so much... Li Jiayu shook her head. How dare the losers find women with real swords and guns? Usually, the losers can only be robbers of underwear, put the underwear stolen from the girls' dormitory in their hands and do some extremely vulgar and disgusting things.
Master, you can understand the feeling of the octopus. The octopus is so touched. Woooo... Why don't you give the octopus a charity and give it to me to taste...
Smack
Another muffled sound, and the dark octopus turned into a pancake again.
Just as Li Jiayu was having a fuss with the dark octopus, there was a knock on the door again outside the door, and the voice of the little nurse also came in:
Fairy Chang'e, Fairy Chang'e... Have you changed your clothes inside... There are many people outside who want to see you, and we can't stand the pressure...
It is true that Fairy Chang'e descended to earth and was admitted to the Hong Kong hospital. This news is too important. It has already set off a violent storm in Hong Kong, causing countless Hong Kong celebrities to see Fairy Chang'e as soon as possible, so that the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15th is more complete.
...Okay, I'll go out now.
The dark octopus cracked his mouth and laughed proudly. Just as he desperately promoted the power of his motherland to foreign friends, he bowed and waved his tentacles and said:
Master, welcome to this world. There are no corpse clans, no insects, and no dragon clans. Relatively speaking, it is very safe and very fun. Now that you are with the octopus, the octopus is so happy, we have to travel together and play with the scenic spots and historical sites across the country, including the Great Wall, Hangzhou West Lake, Suzhou Gardens, Guilin landscapes, Jiuzhaigou, Hainan scenery... Oh, by the way, there are also Hawaii, Maldives, Las Vegas, Venice... Octopus really wants to see how the owner looks in a swimsuit. Ah, no, the octopus can't wait, we'll take a hot spring in Hong Kong right away...
Dead Octopus, do you have to make me angry?
Before the octopus could finish speaking, Li Jiayu, who could not bear it, grabbed the corner of the dark octopus' mouth with both hands, and pulled the dark octopus from an apple-like body to a cucumber-like body.
Oh, master, please be gentle, the octopus is afraid of pain...
Can you be more serious?I said...I am a man!Li Jiayu gritted her teeth, and suddenly, she remembered a crucial question.
By the way, this guy Octopus is an incredible creature. Although he is stupid, he always seems to know some strange knowledge, not whether he knows the changes in me...
Octopus, I... can I change back?Just turn back into a man...
No, master, you must be the goddess Ah in your life, otherwise how could I, a little octopus, counterattack successfully... Dark Octopus said seriously.
Li Jiayu felt cold in her heart and asked with a serious look:
Really not possible?Why not?
Because the master is the goddess of light...
You're barely!Remind me the truth!
Master, accept the facts, you really can't change back... A red heart shape appeared in the dark octopus' eyes, and rubbed the tip of the tentacles on Li Jiayu's palm. He said in a naive voice: Isn't it better to change back? Master, you can be your goddess of light with peace of mind and charming all living beings... The octopus also likes the master's current appearance, hahahahahaha...
At the end of the day, the octopus let out another unique signature and obscene laugh.
Less talk!Do you really treat me as a fool?I have been deceived by you so many times and I have developed resistance... Li Jiayu caught the dark octopus' tentacles, lifted it backwards in the air, and then pulled it in front of him, smiling and said:
When you lie... your nostrils will twitch, and red smoke will spray out, and the obscene expression on your face is even more obvious... When you lie just now, you were so vulgar as if you were deceived by you again, I would be a hundred times stupider than Ran Hongxia, who had a big breast and brainless breasts!
It's really not easy. Li Jiayu finally became a little smarter. I didn't know how many times he had been cheated by Dark Octopus before. The most overwhelming time was that Dark Octopus was vigilant outside and even let Liu Yinsha into Li Jiayu's room on his own initiative, causing Li Jiayu to almost be raped by Liu Yinsha...
Ah?Is there any?Octopus rarely lie... The dark octopus put on an innocent expression and blinked his eyes, as if imitating the innocent appearance of the blood angel Fang Fang, but this will only make it look even more vulgar, even more vulgar than the boar in heat!
Less nonsense!If you don’t tell me the truth, I’ll stomp you out of the way!
Li Jiayu is serious this time. Although it is true that she is happy to meet an old friend in a foreign land, Li Jiayu is extremely insecure now, like a barrel of explosives, which explodes at a glance. What's more, this bastard Octopus knows the truth, but he still dares to cheat her and deceive her and will never change her life. This is even more uncomfortable than killing her!
Seeing the murderous intent on Li Jiayu's face, the dark octopus shivered quickly. It had been with Li Jiayu for so long, so he naturally knew how violent Li Jiayu was. He would beat him and kill him at any time. He would never be vague. Once he touched her bottom line, the consequences would be very bad...
Uh...hehe, master, can you put me down first?It’s so uncomfortable to always hang the octopus upside down in the air... The octopus laughed with him.
After you say that, I'll let you go!I asked, do you understand?Li Jiayu's face leaned against the dark octopus, narrowed his eyes slightly, and said in a cold voice, as if countless sharp ice cones were flying out with his breath.
I understand!
Why did I become the goddess of light...
Octopus doesn't know this, Octopus only knows that his master will definitely become the goddess of light, and he is also the number one beauty in the world...
...Well, this question tests your IQ too much, and you will never know the conspiracy between the Goddess of Light and the Pope of Light... Li Jiayu sighed helplessly and continued to ask: When will I be freed from the state of Goddess of Light...
Twenty-four years!The dark octopus did not think, and compared the twenty-four tentacles. The expression on his face was quite excited, his nose twitched, and his nostrils were sprayed with smoke.
……
Li Jiayu stared at the dark octopus with her eyes slanted, without saying a word. From the changes in the octopus' nose, she knew that this guy was lying again.
Uh...Ten years!
Haha, one year...
Master, I'll be honest... I'll have to wait at least a month...
Under Li Jiayu's stare, the dark octopus felt very stressed and kept changing his words. In the end, there was no way, so he had to confess truthfully:
Well, Master, you only change on the full moon night. After the full moon night passes, Master, you will immediately change back...
When Li Jiayu heard the words of the Dark Octopus, she was shocked and felt an unspeakable relief in her heart. The inexplicable surprise was much higher than the little flower that picked Yan Zisu, no less than the promotion legend!
Sure enough, fate was just a joke on me and did not want to mess with me...
In other words, after tonight, I will be able to change back by about six or seven o'clock tomorrow morning, right?
Yes... As long as you want, you can change back...
Huh... that's great. I'm really worried that I will be like this for the rest of my life, and I almost collapsed... Li Jiayu doesn't want to have a goddess body. She just wants to restore her body to a man. Even a fake girl doesn't matter. As long as there are little brothers, at least in this way, I can be with Yan Zisu, Xiao Wanqing, and Kikyo openly and give them sexual blessings. If you can't combine with the person you like, that's a lot of regret.
Li Jiayu's heart was surging, and she felt like she was a village of light. She used to be like a fake girl who was always misunderstood, and she wanted to cut a few scars on her face to disfigure her face... Now, Li Jiayu has become the goddess of light, and she realized that the appearance of a fake girl was already very rare, and she was always one thousand times stronger than a real girl, right?
But then again, Li Jiayu still had a small regret in her heart. Before the dragon clan fought fiercely, she gave the flower fruit to Kikyo. Kikyo also agreed to defeat the dragon clan and shared the same bed with her and stolen the forbidden fruit. But now, hey, let alone pushing her down, she couldn't even meet her.
Thinking of this, Li Jiayu forced herself to suppress her excitement and asked again impatiently:
Octopus, can I still return to Yongcheng and my world?
It's easy... the dark octopus smiled smugly.
Then let me go back now!
No... Master, you think too simply. You must have the right time, place, and people. If the octopus returns to its fullest state, you can open up the space through special means... But now you have also seen that the octopus has changed back to its childhood and has lost all its strength...
Talk about the key points!Li Jiayu said impatiently.
The octopus was destroyed, so he couldn't help it. The only way now is to wait half a month later and the moon completely disappears, so that he can return to his master's original world...
Have to wait half a month?Li Jiayu's face turned pale a little again. Half a month was too long. She couldn't imagine whether her position would be in greater danger without Yongcheng. If Yongcheng fell within half a month, wouldn't her relatives and lovers die on the battlefield?
Take a step back and say that this world is also very dangerous. Only geniuses know whether those powerful and powerful people with ulterior motives will capture Li Jiayu and imprison her. After all, the longer she is in this world, the more dangerous it will be!
It's Ah, it's going to take half a month. Master, please feel at ease when you come here, relax and adjust your mentality. Just treat it as a vacation and accompany the octopus and have fun for half a month. There are many fun places in this world...
Less nonsense!Now I am regarded as fairies Chang'e by those idiots, and they are all staring at me like their eyes spitting fire. It is obvious that I am not at ease, but neither you nor you have much strength. If something happens, I will be very passive!
Don't be afraid!Master, the octopus will protect you if you die...
Just you?I can stomp you with just one kick. If you really want to face the enemy, you can do whatever you want... Li Jiayu shook her head, and suddenly remembered something, looking at the dark octopus with a strange look and said: Hello, what kind of world is this?There is obviously no magic, but why did a magical magic creature like you be born?
The dark octopus suddenly became energetic, and its golden eyes lit up like a small light bulb:
Ha, master, you have asked the idea this time... The world here and you are actually the earth, but they are just parallel spaces. Since the Tang Dynasty, history has taken a turn. The Tang Dynasty in your world has lasted for thousands of years, but the Tang Dynasty in this world has not even lasted for three hundred years. After its demise, it fell into the period of separatist rule of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, and then the Song Dynasty, Yuan Dynasty, Ming Dynasty, Qing Dynasty, and Republic of China...
Li Jiayu frowned and pondered:
Parallel space?
For Ah, that is,... this world is actually similar to your world, which means the development trajectory is different. For example, Hong Kong is called Xiangjiang in your world, Guangzhou is called Yangcheng in your world, Shanghai is called Magic City in your world, Britain is called Britain in your world, the United States is called the American Alliance in your world, and Japan is called Japan in your world...
Seeing Li Jiayu fall into deep thought, the dark octopus narrowed his eyes and screamed strangely:
Master, the history and political situation of this world are completely different from that in your world. Japan over there is a vassal state of the Celestial Empire for more than a thousand years, but Japan in this world almost destroyed the Chinese country. It is still in a semi-hostile state, and the relationship is very tense... Moreover, the overlord of this world is the United States, with extremely strong military, technological and financial resources, enough to match half of the world...
Li Jiayu was stunned for a moment and looked at the dark octopus incredible sense. What this guy said really surprised her. After all, in her world, the Chinese country is the most powerful, occupying half of Asia and having a vast territory, but the Chinese country in this world seems to be not very good to leave the country.
Master, you don’t have to pay too much attention. Anyway, with your temperament, you won’t interfere too much in the world… We just need to treat this place as a leisure and vacation destination. Haha, every full moon night in the future, call other mistresses to this world, so that they can have fun too…
Can they come too?
You can Ah, when the octopus is promoted to quasi-legacy, you can bring them there too. After all, this is the hometown of octopus, but it will take a long time for octopus to be promoted to quasi-legacy... Uh, no, if the master, you give your underwear to octopus...
Smack
You're simply looking for death!
Before the Dark Octopus could finish his words, a trace of murderous intent flashed across Li Jiayu's face, and he threw the Dark Octopus to the ground, stepped on its head, and flattened it, like a pancake.
This bastard wants to get the cheaper his master, and he keeps talking. Li Jiayu's patience is limited!
Master, I know I'm wrong... I dare not be slickering anymore...
Next time, you don’t have to follow me. Get out as far as you can!Li Jiayu raised her feet in anger and clamped the dark octopus in the pancake with her fingers.
Yes...yes... The octopus struggled for a moment, and his body swelled up in a gurgling manner, and he returned to the original again, leaving no injury at all.
Octopus, what kind of creature are you?Why do you have an immortal physique?Li Jiayu couldn't help asking.
The dark octopus became excited again, raised his head with a little pride, put on an exaggerated expression, and said proudly:
Ha, octopus is a loser!To put it bluntly, it is the resentment of many people in the world. The people in the world have many flaws in their personalities. They are all useless, afraid of anything, and dare not do anything; they are vain and pretend to be noble; they are shy but self-indulgent; they are inferior but self-righteous; they are at the bottom of society and have to make a living by moving bricks and carrying manure, and are often bullied by foremen, or they play games at home all day, eating and waiting to die, and are destined to be lonely for a lifetime, and can only masturbate at the goddess's photos in a humble way, and in the end they are not even qualified to be a father...
The dark octopus said a lot, but Li Jiayu didn't understand it, and finally nodded in a vague way:
So this is the loser?But why are you so proud...
Because the octopus has the chance to make a comeback in the end, every octopus will have the day to become a tall, rich and handsome man. This octopus firmly believes... The dark octopus's eyes shines with water, and the corners of his eyes seem to be sliding down. It looks at Li Jiayu excitedly and said intoxicatedly:
Master, look, hasn’t this loser succeeded in counterattacking?Am I in the goddess's arms now?Moreover, octopus is also the most successful loser, because the goddess guarded by octopus is the most perfect goddess of light, gagahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
……
Li Jiayu frowned, completely confused, and didn't understand what the octopus meant. Is the meaning of a goddess in counterattack?
There is really nothing we can do. Li Jiayu and Dark Octopus have too much difference in values and ideas, so she will never understand the mood of Dark Octopus.
However, Li Jiayu is sure that the Dark Octopus is not a pure creature in nature, but a combination of spiritual beliefs, just like gods and demons in the fantasy world, born from nothingness due to the admiration and belief of the world. Octopus is the spiritual crystallization of many losers.
No wonder, no wonder this guy Octopus is so strange. He has the blood of a tentacle monster, but he has never been abusive women. It turns out that it is because the losers have always been lustful and have no courage, and dare not confess to the partner he likes. Yes, the losers have always been virgins for life...
No wonder you like eating girls' underwear so much... Li Jiayu shook her head. How dare the losers find women with real swords and guns? Usually, the losers can only be robbers of underwear, put the underwear stolen from the girls' dormitory in their hands and do some extremely vulgar and disgusting things.
Master, you can understand the feeling of the octopus. The octopus is so touched. Woooo... Why don't you give the octopus a charity and give it to me to taste...
Smack
Another muffled sound, and the dark octopus turned into a pancake again.
Just as Li Jiayu was having a fuss with the dark octopus, there was a knock on the door again outside the door, and the voice of the little nurse also came in:
Fairy Chang'e, Fairy Chang'e... Have you changed your clothes inside... There are many people outside who want to see you, and we can't stand the pressure...
It is true that Fairy Chang'e descended to earth and was admitted to the Hong Kong hospital. This news is too important. It has already set off a violent storm in Hong Kong, causing countless Hong Kong celebrities to see Fairy Chang'e as soon as possible, so that the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15th is more complete.
...Okay, I'll go out now.
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