In the apartment!
Russell leaned against the windowsill with a glass of ice water. More than a dozen home improvement workers in the house were busy working. They packed and moved away all the furniture and domestic waste in the house, and the speed was extremely fast.
This efficiency alone can ensure that the company has a place in New York.
After the house was moved, the home improvement personnel re-drafted the power lines, installed lamps, laid wallpaper and carpets, and moved the last pieces of furniture and appliances into the house.
Even the shoe cabinets and wardrobe are filled with clothes, shoes and hats that have not been torn off without labels. All kinds of daily necessities are available, and even the air purifier is not left behind.
No need to carry a bag, check in directly, which is perfect!
Ms. Satan is wearing a black and white workplace suit, black-framed glasses are on the bridge of her nose, and her fiery red long hair tied with a single ponytail. She has an elegant temperament and a clear view of the curves.
She held the report on the board in her hand, sketched and compared the furniture in the house, and then handed it to Russell after confirming that it was correct.
Your wish has been completed, just sign it here.
Russell's wish is to have a new home, and as far as the current situation is concerned, it is indeed a new look.
He took the report and confirmed that it was not a contract to buy and sell souls. He casually signed the name of "Dakesade". When he handed over the report, he touched Satan's slender jade hand.
Miss Satan, don’t you think the family still lacks a hostess?
That person is definitely not me!
Satan pulled out his hand vigorously, handed the report to the home improvement worker next to him, rolling his eyes: Mr. Russell, if you want to talk about marriage, we can get along with each other. If you just greedy for my body, I advise you to give up this idea.
no problem!
Russell nodded and agreed. Many couples found that they were not suitable for each other while talking about marriage, and finally broke up sadly.
hehe……
Satan didn't say anything, rolled his eyes and let Russell realize it himself: Your wish has been fulfilled, I still say the same thing, there is no free lunch in the world, even if there is anything in your dream, you have to dream first.
Russell nodded: I understand, my dream of winning a billion-dollar lottery cannot be realized, right?
That's right, because the premise of winning a 100 million yuan lottery is that you have to buy a lottery, but you don't.
Satan said viciously that she had had enough of Russell, that is, she could not escape even if she could not beat him. Otherwise, she would have pressed Russell to the ground and stepped on him to death.
She had decided to install anti-theft windows and anti-theft locks in her bedroom when she went back, and to stuff the Langenus gun under the pillow to prevent one more person from being in the room during beauty sleep.
There was no one else who had achieved this level. She thought about going back and calling God, transferring her to heaven to work, and changing to an aunt to be Satan in hell.
Without an aunt, Michael would do it, just act as a shift.
Looking at Satan's departure, Russell shrugged and sat on the sofa in the 'new home'.
The contract to exchange souls for seven wishes was not signed. He wanted to sell his soul to the devil, but Satan disagreed.
As compensation, Satan promised to fulfill his wish.
In fact, it is better not to sign a contract. In Russell's opinion, there are only seven wishes to sign a contract. If you don't sign it, the quantity can be determined at will.
He has a devil's mobile phone, and can contact Satan 24 hours a day, and he also has the skills of the Gate of Hell. If Satan dares not want to do so, he dares to get angry on the spot.
Sir, is this your bill, check or swipe your card?
Russell was proud, and a home improvement worker handed over Russell's signature report and accompanied it with a bill.
Wait a minute, what does this bill mean? You are not the lady's subordinates?
No, the lady contacted our company and chose a one-stop decoration package, then placed an order by phone. We provide the fastest and most convenient door-to-door service.
罗 ：: (Eye ‸ Eye)
Satan's words "There is no free lunch in the world" flashed through his mind. He finally understood the meaning. He handed in one hand and delivered the goods with the other. The devil was indeed innocent.
Sir, check or card swipe?
Swipe the card!
Russell took out his credit card from his arms, and after a 'I'm glad to serve you', the door was locked to death, leaving him alone in the room.
He looked at the first night outside the window and thought about calling his partner David.
Russell, it's me, why? Have you decided to come out for a drink?I'm sorry, I'll help Pierre take the shift. I'll patrol the jurisdiction tonight, and I'll invite you to the bar one day.
David Barabala said a lot, and after he stopped, Russell calmly said: Boy, I have a murder case here, and the address is in the apartment building of my rental house.
In... in, in your house!?David's voice trembled significantly.
Don't be stupid, I live on the third floor and the body is on the second floor.
OK, I'll go there now.
It’s useless to just come here, and you won’t be able to investigate the scene.
Yes, yes, you're right.
Doodo
Russell sighed when the phone hung up. The new partner spoke very beautifully, leaving opportunities for those who were prepared, but before they could see the body, the person began to panic.
It is necessary for him to talk to the director that David, who has just passed the internship, is not suitable to be his partner, and the risk is too high and there will be life danger at any time.
It is best to change to a Xiaoqiang who is invulnerable to swords and guns, 360 degrees bulletproof, and can survive even if he is missing a broken arm and a broken leg.
Otherwise, it will be difficult for him to guarantee his partner's survival rate!
……
Officer Russell, can you tell me how you found the body?
On the second floor, two colleagues were asking about Russell's specific situation. This is a necessary link, and his own people are no exception.
Rely on my extensive experience and the keen intuition of elite police officers!
... x2
What's wrong, can't it?
Of course not, the door is locked, and there is no evidence that there is a dead person inside... Please, even if it is an excuse, please give someone a decent one.
The colleague was in a very difficult situation. The scene was preliminary judgment that the deceased lived alone and died for more than three days, which was abnormally dead, but the possibility of homicide was ruled out, and the cause of death was that too much laundry detergent was eaten.
This way of death was caught in New York. Russell, as the discoverer of the body and neighbor, got rid of the identity of the biggest suspect, but in the report, he had to give a serious reason.
Russell shrugged: My elite policeman's sense of smell tells me that there are dead people downstairs, that's it.
Uh, this is OK?
Of course, I can still smell the expired perfume on you, wait... You two use the same expired perfume, but last night...
Russell looked through the memories of the two, and showed a sudden enlightenment expression. He stepped back a few steps and said: Don't worry, I'm very strict and I won't say it out.
... x2
The two colleagues hurriedly ended the question. They admitted that Russell's nose was really good and he didn't want to stay by his side for a while, leaving in cold sweat.
Russell, can you help me?
David came over with a stack of lists: The list I got from the landlord needs to visit other residents to learn about the situation of the deceased, and write a report by the way.
so what?
You live here and you must be familiar with your neighbors.
I must not be familiar with the ‘new home’ I just moved today!
Russell complained in his heart that he couldn't stand David's gay look, and took the list and said: Listen, no one will read your report. The only result of handing it over is to put it in the archive room and fall into ashes. In a while, this report will be thrown into a smokeless incinerator. Understand?
Understand, which one should we start with?David didn't understand at all.
Russell rolled his eyes: Today is my holiday, I won’t ask you one by one. I will only demonstrate it once, and you can do the rest by yourself.
But……
But, even if you copy the graduation thesis, this report will be approved.
While speaking, Russell took David downstairs and knocked on the door of the first resident.
After the mess inside the house was overwhelmed, a blonde beauty opened the door, Russell showed her police officer's certificate, and said in an official business: I'm disturbed, ladies... Are you the tenants living here?
There were two women in the room with long blonde legs and big black breasts. Russell was dizzy when he saw it. It was not because he was shaking, but because his two faces were familiar faces.
bite
The host contacts the plot character Max Black and triggers the lottery. Is it now drawn?
罗 ：: (Eye ‸ Eye)
No wonder there is a horse on the first floor, and it is full of feces. It turns out to be a combination of bankrupt sisters.
Now, Russell must reiterate that the world is really chaotic, even American dramas.
But it’s all right to draw the lottery, what can Max draw out? Her toxic tongue skills are still the ones she has in XXXXL?
By the way, the screenwriter really knows how to name a few. The literal Chinese translation of Max Black is infinitely black, which is very consistent with the character.
And the Bankrupt Sisters This drama is so bad. Russell wanted to use it to learn about the geek ge's tiring diet, but the eagle hair did not learn it. Instead, the venomous tongue index rose rapidly and he learned to drive.
Police officer, are there anything wrong with us?
Caroline, a blonde beauty among the bankrupt sisters, was frightened. Russell repeatedly glanced at their eyes, making her feel that she might have exposed something. She said quickly: Police officer, I will confess now that our names are not on the lease, they are illegal subtenants without a residence.I hope you can handle it lightly for my proactive confession. Please!
Hello, I am David Sherman, he is my partner Russell, and he lives on the third floor...
Bang!
Russell closed the police officer's certificate and slapped David in the face. The guy who was embarrassed and all the beauties saw the beauty.
I thought I was a young man with high morale and had no face to make a living, but in the end I could do nothing but face.
This partner was decisively unable to ask for it. He made a decision to go to the director to replace him tomorrow.
It turns out that you live on the third floor, which is really great. We are neighbors...
Caroline wanted to get close, but under Russell's gaze, his voice gradually became smaller and he finally became a timid.
Sorry, officer, she was checked for the first time.If you have any questions, please ask me directly!
Max pulled Caroline behind him, put his hands on his hips, and was full of old fry.
Russell leaned against the windowsill with a glass of ice water. More than a dozen home improvement workers in the house were busy working. They packed and moved away all the furniture and domestic waste in the house, and the speed was extremely fast.
This efficiency alone can ensure that the company has a place in New York.
After the house was moved, the home improvement personnel re-drafted the power lines, installed lamps, laid wallpaper and carpets, and moved the last pieces of furniture and appliances into the house.
Even the shoe cabinets and wardrobe are filled with clothes, shoes and hats that have not been torn off without labels. All kinds of daily necessities are available, and even the air purifier is not left behind.
No need to carry a bag, check in directly, which is perfect!
Ms. Satan is wearing a black and white workplace suit, black-framed glasses are on the bridge of her nose, and her fiery red long hair tied with a single ponytail. She has an elegant temperament and a clear view of the curves.
She held the report on the board in her hand, sketched and compared the furniture in the house, and then handed it to Russell after confirming that it was correct.
Your wish has been completed, just sign it here.
Russell's wish is to have a new home, and as far as the current situation is concerned, it is indeed a new look.
He took the report and confirmed that it was not a contract to buy and sell souls. He casually signed the name of "Dakesade". When he handed over the report, he touched Satan's slender jade hand.
Miss Satan, don’t you think the family still lacks a hostess?
That person is definitely not me!
Satan pulled out his hand vigorously, handed the report to the home improvement worker next to him, rolling his eyes: Mr. Russell, if you want to talk about marriage, we can get along with each other. If you just greedy for my body, I advise you to give up this idea.
no problem!
Russell nodded and agreed. Many couples found that they were not suitable for each other while talking about marriage, and finally broke up sadly.
hehe……
Satan didn't say anything, rolled his eyes and let Russell realize it himself: Your wish has been fulfilled, I still say the same thing, there is no free lunch in the world, even if there is anything in your dream, you have to dream first.
Russell nodded: I understand, my dream of winning a billion-dollar lottery cannot be realized, right?
That's right, because the premise of winning a 100 million yuan lottery is that you have to buy a lottery, but you don't.
Satan said viciously that she had had enough of Russell, that is, she could not escape even if she could not beat him. Otherwise, she would have pressed Russell to the ground and stepped on him to death.
She had decided to install anti-theft windows and anti-theft locks in her bedroom when she went back, and to stuff the Langenus gun under the pillow to prevent one more person from being in the room during beauty sleep.
There was no one else who had achieved this level. She thought about going back and calling God, transferring her to heaven to work, and changing to an aunt to be Satan in hell.
Without an aunt, Michael would do it, just act as a shift.
Looking at Satan's departure, Russell shrugged and sat on the sofa in the 'new home'.
The contract to exchange souls for seven wishes was not signed. He wanted to sell his soul to the devil, but Satan disagreed.
As compensation, Satan promised to fulfill his wish.
In fact, it is better not to sign a contract. In Russell's opinion, there are only seven wishes to sign a contract. If you don't sign it, the quantity can be determined at will.
He has a devil's mobile phone, and can contact Satan 24 hours a day, and he also has the skills of the Gate of Hell. If Satan dares not want to do so, he dares to get angry on the spot.
Sir, is this your bill, check or swipe your card?
Russell was proud, and a home improvement worker handed over Russell's signature report and accompanied it with a bill.
Wait a minute, what does this bill mean? You are not the lady's subordinates?
No, the lady contacted our company and chose a one-stop decoration package, then placed an order by phone. We provide the fastest and most convenient door-to-door service.
罗 ：: (Eye ‸ Eye)
Satan's words "There is no free lunch in the world" flashed through his mind. He finally understood the meaning. He handed in one hand and delivered the goods with the other. The devil was indeed innocent.
Sir, check or card swipe?
Swipe the card!
Russell took out his credit card from his arms, and after a 'I'm glad to serve you', the door was locked to death, leaving him alone in the room.
He looked at the first night outside the window and thought about calling his partner David.
Russell, it's me, why? Have you decided to come out for a drink?I'm sorry, I'll help Pierre take the shift. I'll patrol the jurisdiction tonight, and I'll invite you to the bar one day.
David Barabala said a lot, and after he stopped, Russell calmly said: Boy, I have a murder case here, and the address is in the apartment building of my rental house.
In... in, in your house!?David's voice trembled significantly.
Don't be stupid, I live on the third floor and the body is on the second floor.
OK, I'll go there now.
It’s useless to just come here, and you won’t be able to investigate the scene.
Yes, yes, you're right.
Doodo
Russell sighed when the phone hung up. The new partner spoke very beautifully, leaving opportunities for those who were prepared, but before they could see the body, the person began to panic.
It is necessary for him to talk to the director that David, who has just passed the internship, is not suitable to be his partner, and the risk is too high and there will be life danger at any time.
It is best to change to a Xiaoqiang who is invulnerable to swords and guns, 360 degrees bulletproof, and can survive even if he is missing a broken arm and a broken leg.
Otherwise, it will be difficult for him to guarantee his partner's survival rate!
……
Officer Russell, can you tell me how you found the body?
On the second floor, two colleagues were asking about Russell's specific situation. This is a necessary link, and his own people are no exception.
Rely on my extensive experience and the keen intuition of elite police officers!
... x2
What's wrong, can't it?
Of course not, the door is locked, and there is no evidence that there is a dead person inside... Please, even if it is an excuse, please give someone a decent one.
The colleague was in a very difficult situation. The scene was preliminary judgment that the deceased lived alone and died for more than three days, which was abnormally dead, but the possibility of homicide was ruled out, and the cause of death was that too much laundry detergent was eaten.
This way of death was caught in New York. Russell, as the discoverer of the body and neighbor, got rid of the identity of the biggest suspect, but in the report, he had to give a serious reason.
Russell shrugged: My elite policeman's sense of smell tells me that there are dead people downstairs, that's it.
Uh, this is OK?
Of course, I can still smell the expired perfume on you, wait... You two use the same expired perfume, but last night...
Russell looked through the memories of the two, and showed a sudden enlightenment expression. He stepped back a few steps and said: Don't worry, I'm very strict and I won't say it out.
... x2
The two colleagues hurriedly ended the question. They admitted that Russell's nose was really good and he didn't want to stay by his side for a while, leaving in cold sweat.
Russell, can you help me?
David came over with a stack of lists: The list I got from the landlord needs to visit other residents to learn about the situation of the deceased, and write a report by the way.
so what?
You live here and you must be familiar with your neighbors.
I must not be familiar with the ‘new home’ I just moved today!
Russell complained in his heart that he couldn't stand David's gay look, and took the list and said: Listen, no one will read your report. The only result of handing it over is to put it in the archive room and fall into ashes. In a while, this report will be thrown into a smokeless incinerator. Understand?
Understand, which one should we start with?David didn't understand at all.
Russell rolled his eyes: Today is my holiday, I won’t ask you one by one. I will only demonstrate it once, and you can do the rest by yourself.
But……
But, even if you copy the graduation thesis, this report will be approved.
While speaking, Russell took David downstairs and knocked on the door of the first resident.
After the mess inside the house was overwhelmed, a blonde beauty opened the door, Russell showed her police officer's certificate, and said in an official business: I'm disturbed, ladies... Are you the tenants living here?
There were two women in the room with long blonde legs and big black breasts. Russell was dizzy when he saw it. It was not because he was shaking, but because his two faces were familiar faces.
bite
The host contacts the plot character Max Black and triggers the lottery. Is it now drawn?
罗 ：: (Eye ‸ Eye)
No wonder there is a horse on the first floor, and it is full of feces. It turns out to be a combination of bankrupt sisters.
Now, Russell must reiterate that the world is really chaotic, even American dramas.
But it’s all right to draw the lottery, what can Max draw out? Her toxic tongue skills are still the ones she has in XXXXL?
By the way, the screenwriter really knows how to name a few. The literal Chinese translation of Max Black is infinitely black, which is very consistent with the character.
And the Bankrupt Sisters This drama is so bad. Russell wanted to use it to learn about the geek ge's tiring diet, but the eagle hair did not learn it. Instead, the venomous tongue index rose rapidly and he learned to drive.
Police officer, are there anything wrong with us?
Caroline, a blonde beauty among the bankrupt sisters, was frightened. Russell repeatedly glanced at their eyes, making her feel that she might have exposed something. She said quickly: Police officer, I will confess now that our names are not on the lease, they are illegal subtenants without a residence.I hope you can handle it lightly for my proactive confession. Please!
Hello, I am David Sherman, he is my partner Russell, and he lives on the third floor...
Bang!
Russell closed the police officer's certificate and slapped David in the face. The guy who was embarrassed and all the beauties saw the beauty.
I thought I was a young man with high morale and had no face to make a living, but in the end I could do nothing but face.
This partner was decisively unable to ask for it. He made a decision to go to the director to replace him tomorrow.
It turns out that you live on the third floor, which is really great. We are neighbors...
Caroline wanted to get close, but under Russell's gaze, his voice gradually became smaller and he finally became a timid.
Sorry, officer, she was checked for the first time.If you have any questions, please ask me directly!
Max pulled Caroline behind him, put his hands on his hips, and was full of old fry.
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